5/7: Open Game Thread, Part 3
You know what I haven't tried in a while? Origami.
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god damn that was a fast reply
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on May 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
~1 minute...not bad for coming back with a relevant image
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on May 7, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It appears this team thinks the only way to score runs is with the long ball
There looks to be a complete refusal to score runs any other way or swing for anything other than a home run.
by edddgar on May 7, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Feel free to continue the Cannibal! discussion
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There's a fatal flaw in that scene
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'd think they'd notice
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno. Trey Parker seems pretty into music. I know I'd be upset if that got into my film
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
?
Related stories on Lookout Landing
- 5/7: Open Game Thread, Part 2 about 8 hours ago
???
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
8 hours ago?
Beluga Tits wasn’t pitching
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I cut off the top of my cake could I eat it?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gameday barely thinks that's a strike
Joe’s Tracer probably puts it somewhere in the Sound.
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We could use another 3-run jack here, Mr. Crusher.
by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
aw fuck they're rallying that means I have to pay attention to the game again
by Nick S on May 7, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
come on ump
sure that one wasn’t a strike?
by Matthew on May 7, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Am I missing something or have they abandoned the rally fries?
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe the fans have abandon the signs
by marinator on May 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So when do the autistic kids try doing the wave
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They started in the car on the way to the game
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GEOFF BAKER BLAMES WLAD!!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Geoff Baker.
Fuck Chuck Armstrong
Fuck Howard Lincoln
Fuck Bill Bavasi
Fuck Nintendo
Fuck everyone employed by this fucking awful franchise.
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I quit
Does that mean I am saved from the fucking?
by Robert on May 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you employed by Nintendo or the Seattle Mariners?
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Despite what people tell you
If you work for a sports team then you can always get people tickets
by Robert on May 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You wildly underestimate my former job position.
by JI on May 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still have a collection of polo shirts
and an autographed Josh Brown football.
by JI on May 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on "everything"
Come on “everything”
by ningwers on May 7, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who's doing the fucking?
Is this related to how we were instructed to fuck everything?
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Odd
He always struck me as the molestee
by ningwers on May 7, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All that repressed anger he's stored up
since coming to LL has turned him into a serial rapist.
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why am I watching?
Do I have a sick enjoyment of pain?
by edddgar on May 7, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If/when we lose we'll be in sole possession of last place in the AL
Also we failed to put the ball in play that inning
by Nick S on May 7, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
damn
that had a 98% chance of being correct.
by Matthew on May 7, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
McLaren was ejected.
You must have forgotten this. We understand your error in judgment.
by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mariners Baseball: The Goatse's Widening!
by Jordan of Boise on May 7, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NO PHOTOSHOPS
SUBTHREAD CLOSED
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on May 7, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just let that child-molester-looking mofo
bend us over and ream us
YEAH UNNNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Lents Park Homer on May 7, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, Chuck, you magnificent bastard.
You’ve sealed this team’s doom by the infamous “vote of confidence”.
I pick August 13th for Mac being fired, October 1 for Bavasi.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
August 13 is my birthday.
This would be all the birthday present I could ask for.
by andrewgolfsalot on May 7, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to download Lost Levels
it’ll be less frustrating than this.
by JI on May 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Walk Walk KKK
We all could have done that… why are they getting paid?
by mariners124m on May 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Huh, this game is still going?
I fell asleep in my chair.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would be really interested in tracking %-comments-relevant-to-game over time
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
is Autistic
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have never talked about anything other than the game.
Sure, blame me. What else is new.
by Slica on May 7, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THERE'S GREEN!!!!!!!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Matthew on May 7, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey look at it this way the Angels lost
So we’ll still only be 7.5 games behind 1st place wooooooooo
by marinator on May 7, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least we scored some runs.
Scioscia, "Roll the hole!"
by 44FAN on May 7, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*Dick to the face*
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah?!
Well at least we have the Space Needle!
Er….. shit.
by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Space Needle is the coolest building on earth.
Scioscia, "Roll the hole!"
by 44FAN on May 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somebody hasn't been to a McDonald's Play Area
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate the fucking tube slide
I always feel like I’ll get stuck
by JI on May 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've actually found there to be more 3rd grade girls at the space needle for field trips
...
that’s not what you meant?
by Matthew on May 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oakland won.
Ergo, we are now behind TWO teams by almost double digits.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's to be written?
That hasn’t already been written 100 times this season already. It’s wash rinse repeat with this shit.
by marinator on May 7, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need a recap that's like one of these game threads
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll write now and save Jeff the trouble
OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've now written the recaps for the rest of the season.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thuhhhhhhh Sun'll come out tomorrow
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RAIN RAIN RAIN!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you going to try to bake another cake?
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better?
OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is pretty sad when the announcers get all worked up about how well the
defense covered that bunt.
by nwtrev on May 7, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Huh, Carlos Gomez hit for the cycle.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 7, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So where was that pitch, ump!?
That was good enough to ring Yuni up!
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rhodes is 1 ball away from killing the umpire
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In the spirit of my "fuck everything" post, here's this amusing image
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by BrianL on May 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Huh I didn't notice that "fuck war fuck peace" thing
Sorry.
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
crazy liberal
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm too depressed to determine the seriousness of your posts.
I need a happy song in the worst way.
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i sat carlos gomez tonight.
whoops.
by deacvision7 on May 7, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gomez apparently hit for the cycle on my bench
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nobody cares amirite.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since you brought it up
Half of my fantasy team are Mariners so in conclusion go fuck myself.
by marinator on May 7, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT WAS A TRAP BANNED BANNED BANNED
BANNED
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No shit.
Hey..bases loaded…get the guy that throws like a frisbee!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
SEAN GREEN!!!!!!!!!
YEAH!!!!!!!!
by Matthew on May 7, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Buckle your seat belts
We are about to hit the .400 mark
by vkut79 on May 7, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's good if you're talking avg or obp....
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats an outstanding batting average!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
man, that's a lot of shampoo in the corner.
by Matthew on May 7, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
my eyebrows are still coming in
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go ahead and screw up Green.
These all get credited to Rhodes.
by mark sobba on May 7, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stuff I don't usually notice
Milton Bradley doing a dance and jog while the pitcher is warming up.
by ThundaPC on May 7, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I insist that you pore through last night's game thread and find out
come back to report your findings.
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Marinator must be my alter ego!
OOOOOO!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 7, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's black...
so my initial guess is going to be yes.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wade Boggs' totally illegitimate love child
by Lents Park Homer on May 7, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
why illegitimate?
you don’t see the resemblance?
by Fin on May 7, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burke for goalkeeper!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Then you'd think we'd end up fucking the man eventually
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm fucking, I'm fucking.
God you’re a demanding SOB.
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
about as realistic as the M's scoring some runs here
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
speaking of this
I have what I feel will be an irresistible urge to give any offspring of mine foreign first names. just to fuck with them.
by Matthew on May 7, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sims: "2-0, managable deficit"
No it’s not.
by ThundaPC on May 7, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Burke, Cairo, Ichiro?
I never thought I’d say this but…
THERE HAD BETTER BE A VIDRO SIGHTING IN THIS INNING
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm willing to settle for a Kenji sighting.
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No..he hacks too much..I have faith in a Burke walk.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need more 3-run, 8th inning faith.
Make. It. Happen.
by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good news: Vidro sighting.
Bad news: it’s at the hot dog vendor.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The season has been as much fun as getting Corco plastered than having him watch Loose Change
by Robert on May 7, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You're as disappointing as the Mariners
that was the only thing we had to look forward to in this game
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's picture of Captain picard giving the brid
further up the thread
Will that hold you over?
by JI on May 7, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps
I’m just not sure if we’ll ever have another baserunner
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK
Burke bloop single, PH Vidro for Cairo, line drive up the middle, Ichiro double, JoLo bunt, Ibanez IBB, Beltre walk, Clement GSFB!
by marinator on May 7, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you on crack?
It ends at the Vidro GDIP.
by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We got two hits off of Vicente Padilla.
Two hits.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 7, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My new game for the month of march is to read every thing that Coach says in Butters voice
by Robert on May 7, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Butters is too awesome to be associated with Coach.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 7, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coach is like a lame version of Butters.
When I read his comments I hear Big bird’s voice.
by JI on May 7, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've forgotten what Big Bird sounds like
by Robert on May 7, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is no post
But at the same time no errors!
by Robert on May 7, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A hidden message!
Someone find the next clue!
by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sims: "Outstanding performance by Padilla".
by ThundaPC on May 7, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I could probably homer off the autistic kid.
by JI on May 7, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Outstanding performance by [opposing pitcher]
I’m so tired of hearing that.
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PH!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo.
Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Egypt has no hits this year and you're leaving him in?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 7, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously though, Vidro is a decent PH
What in the blue hell
by marinator on May 7, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Although Vidro has been terrible vs. left-handers this year.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 7, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vs. Righties I mean.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 7, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY
THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the reason you don't want McLaren fired.
by Fin on May 7, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The hell you say.
If we’re going to lose, let’s do it in style. Fuck, bring back Bill Plummer.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cairo hitting ever: FAIL
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mighel Cairo, Professional HItter
by Lents Park Homer on May 7, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Was that a Cairo FB?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 7, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't try to hit for power Cairo you dumb fuck
This is fucking stupid I hate
by marinator on May 7, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Missed the bat flip
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and the inside the park grand slam awesomeness
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't lump dan the man in with cairo....
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except Dan could actually hit homers once.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 7, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's all just listen to Three Little Birds over and over again until this game disappears
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
power swing please
Mr Suzuki.
k, thx. bye.
by deacvision7 on May 7, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and another
Ichiro refuses to let JoLo or Ibanez fuck this inning up
by marinator on May 7, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 Hits Against Texas Pitching
13th place: LA 4.44 ERA
14th pace: Texas 5.08 ERA
by vkut79 on May 7, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Benoit? More like Ben-why is he pitching?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 7, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
thats me attempting to reply to you with my face
by Robert on May 7, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't that how you usually type?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 7, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
snaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
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snaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
by ningwers on May 7, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its taken me 4 months but I finally baited you into insulting me
I feel all Grahamy
by Robert on May 7, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

This is better than any joke Coach could come up with.
by JI on May 7, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's a suggestion
Jokes work better when they are actually funny.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a pop-up
And the ball is white..he has a built in sensors for shit that color
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow i thought that was funk god damnit
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck camera men...
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck this shit I hate this shit
This is the most boring offense I’ve had the displeasure of watching since ever
by marinator on May 7, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STOP FUCKING WITH ME CAMERA MAN!!!!
fucking cunt bag piece of shit fucker. die in a housefire.
by deacvision7 on May 7, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait your god damn turn, will you?
I’m working on fucking everything.
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cameraman has his iphone/blackberry/[insert internet phone] out...
Reading LL and being like, hey this shit is working “LOL”
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That soaring flyout was a real cockpunch - is that cameraman that real reason that Niehaus can't call a flyball anymore?
by Jordan of Boise on May 7, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Rainiers are going to start promoting their bad players to Seattle to get some work
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Youre on fire tonight.
I find you funnier when lacking hope.
by Slica on May 7, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In honor of our 1.99 ERA Starter with no run support

In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 7, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, "JeffS" is starting to become
a dead meme.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 7, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
im ago nna start typoi nd wit ot a things no w
by Robert on May 7, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh my god
this is what I look like to everyone else
by JI on May 7, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear god I hope thats not how you type
although that might explain how you give everyone aids
by Robert on May 7, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The not-banning-you meme is deader than AK's sister's brain
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you ban him
can you at least un-ban him once a month for our entertainment?
by JI on May 7, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't insulting you.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 7, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glad we cleared that up...
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 7, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fiar enough...
Sorry, I didn’t realize all such things were dead memes… I’ll keep it down
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 7, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice high hard one Brandon
Still would’ve rather had Linecum
by marinator on May 7, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can someone explain to me why we didn't pick Lincecum
by vkut79 on May 7, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do the Mariners org do any of the stupid things they do?
because they are sado masochistic fan-enjoyment rapists
by marinator on May 7, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Fontaine is a great scout VP guy.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 7, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh really well what the fuck does his job entail?
because whatever it is it must not matter much
by marinator on May 7, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At the rate we're going, everything will become a dead meme and we'll have to just look at the open game thread with appreciative silence
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We can only have as many posts as the M's get hits.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PARTY ON DUDES AND DUDETTES!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 7, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck is your problem?
Will no one else in the non-internet world pay attention to you?
by JI on May 7, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is actually what one of the vendors at Safeco says.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 7, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea whether or not this is a funny.
by JI on May 7, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Checklist of funny:
1) Did Coach say it?
2) Did Coach intend for it to be serious?
If you answered yes to both questions…
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What if you end up with
1) no
2) yes
?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Coach is just so smart that his humor is on a different level than ours.
His IQ is over 120, just so you know
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who likes to Rock the party? Who likes to rock the party? Who likes to rock the party?
...
...
I like to rock the party
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Ron Washington's right hand guy" is disgusting if your mind is in the gutter
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Molecules!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do enjoy dots
they’re an underrated candy
by Matthew on May 7, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hydrogen cyanide?
It is the official drink of the series, after all.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was KCN, potassium cyanide
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, so add some potassium hydroxide to it.
Problem solved.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
because of tonight's game
I’m going to kill bare minimum 100 innocent victims tonight in Liberty City. The madness
by marinator on May 7, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They better not be jewish, gay or aborted
by Robert on May 7, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw an Amish dude the other day.
Headshot :)
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most innocent bystanders are either Spanish black or prostitutes
by marinator on May 7, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU I HAD A FRIEND THAT WAS A SPANISH BLACK PROSTITUTE
by Robert on May 7, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No you aren't doing it right
It’s “go fuck yourself”
also can i get your friend’s digits
by marinator on May 7, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In that case
I take back my German post earlier.
by Slica on May 7, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dont click
On lilmissbeautypageants on the ingame internet.
Just dont.
by Slica on May 7, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well now I'm interested in the ensuing hilarity
It’s your fault
by marinator on May 7, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wont spoil it for you.
But expect death.
by Slica on May 7, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you gotten Kate to put out yet?
I’ve taken her on like 6 dates and no luck yet.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kate?
Not that far into the game, I’m barely passed the part where the first girl double crossed me.
by marinator on May 7, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahh yeah, that bitch, when you get to Kate, don't bother, she never gives it up
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you're keeping track
8 of the M’s 10 smallest crowds at Safeco are in 2008
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you're Howard Lincoln
you would know this is caused by global warming.
by Lents Park Homer on May 7, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if there were more fans
global warming wouldn’t be such an issue!
by Matthew on May 7, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There'll be lots of fans finding fault this season
Chuck needs to be reminded of the 1980’s.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Old Morrow is back
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Watch out..he may uncork one your way...by accident.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WILLIE BOOM BOOM
The towel, it is thrown in
by Lents Park Homer on May 7, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHY THE HELL IS BLOOMQUIST PINCH HITTING FOR CLEMENT
JOKE JOKE JOKE RIGHT??
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck this team, Fuck Willie Bloomquist, Fuck McSquinty Jr.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 10:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang, but a whimper
by Lents Park Homer on May 7, 2008 10:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also,
it’s not like he doesn’t have options. Vidro and Johjima are both on the bench and both hit right handed
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 10:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ladies and Gentlement, your 2008 Mariners!

by Jordan of Boise on May 7, 2008 10:05 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Schaivo had better pop
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its because he has struck out in half of his at bats in the bigs this year
and Willie has a lot of heart. How they are related i am not sure.
by ASUBoyd on May 7, 2008 10:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So Bloomquist is now a better hitter than Vidro
I find that hard to believe
by marinator on May 7, 2008 10:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vidro is now behind Cairo, Burke and Willie
it’s stupid, but I approve
by Matthew on May 7, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know they're trying to cut down on Vidro's AB
but one or two PH’s now and then couldn’t hurt. It’d be nice to actually win a game or two
by marinator on May 7, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JOHJIMA JOHJIMA JOHJIMA JOHJIMA JOHJIMA JOHJIMA JOHJIMA
JOHJIMA JOHJIMA JOHJIMA JOHJIMA JOHJIMA JOHJIMA
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yay!
remove one of the people with HR power for the guy who couldn’t hit a HR in autistic little league
by Matthew on May 7, 2008 10:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS THE WORST MOVE OF ALL TIME
Worse than when LFoJL baked plastic onto a cake
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 10:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
we just got shut out by the two worst plitchers in baseball
by JI on May 7, 2008 10:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GET YOUR MONEY'S WORTH WILLIE ITS THE FUCKING NINTH INNING
AT LEAST GET HTROWN OUT
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yuni needs to save the Mariners.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
well now it's obvious we're losing on purpose
by ermac on May 7, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I take offense to that...
it’s obvious that this team does nothing with a planned purpose.
by Sidi on May 7, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Game over, season over. Go Rays.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CELLAR DWELLERS!!!
YES!!! FIRE EVERYONE!!
by marinator on May 7, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ironically, my mlb.tv month is up today
to renew or not to renew….
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You'll renew, you have learned NOTHING!
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome...I LOVE them losing like this
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ive
forgotten what a major league lineup is supposed to look like, its been so long since ive seen one
PP
by armedpp on May 7, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Woo! Last place!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 7, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on May 7, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I literally watched 15 minutes of this game
by Robert on May 7, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What did you do the rest of the time
Do tell
by marinator on May 7, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh shit! bagel!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah pretty much all game thread tonight
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think they should be called game threads anymore
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For a good time press GS52!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Call it being annoyed..sour grapes..gte
I want them to keep losing…it doesn’t matter to me anymore. Blow this team up.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WELCOME TO THE CELLAR!!!!!!!
WELCOME TO THE .400 CLUB!!!!
WORST RECORD IN AL!!!
by vkut79 on May 7, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It sucks, but it feels adequate at the same time
It’s like being in the last stages of hypothermia. Body feels warm, then you die.
by marinator on May 7, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The worst part is
That we’ll be shopping players this July.
And I guarantee you that we’ll get half of what we gave for Bedard.
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on May 7, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think they will trade Bedard.
They will play for 2009
by vkut79 on May 7, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they keep Bedard to keep the 2009 window open
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The 2009 window is open?
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on May 7, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They think they can ride this team into the playoffs?
Better chance with Eight Belles.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you stuffed Eight Belles and put wheels on it I'm pretty sure it would work ok
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still prefer the taco bar
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In retrospect, I wish I watched Gladiator instead of this game.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No! A rollickin' team
with “SoDo Mojo!”
Hey, they can bring back “Who Let The Dogs Out?” to usher out the fans, postgame!!
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on May 7, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, who's the #1 prospect in the 2009 draft?
by Jordan of Boise on May 7, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who cares the M's will take Morrow 2.0 instead of him.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We've probably already traded him
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
by Shrug on May 7, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The GTE is way cleaner when the team sucks
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Apathy...
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CUNT AIDS SHIT PISS CHRIST FUCK LICK
there, back to normal?
by JI on May 7, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So why do I follow this club?
Everything about it is hopeless.
Playoffs: Forget it
Winning Record: Yeah, right
Fire Bavasi and replace with competent GM: Fuck you, fans
Removal of Lincoln and Armstrong: Never going to happen.
This is worse than 2004.
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually no
We have Felix this year, in 2004 we didn’t.
by vkut79 on May 7, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This year we know 9/10 Felix starts are going to be wasted.
That’s a cockpunch.
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On 5/7/2004
our record was better than it is right now.
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on May 7, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of my best friends is IMing me, complaining about
how his Cubs lost.
I want to make him bite the curb.
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on May 7, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tell him the ChiSox loss was worse
and to kiss your ass.
by Gomez on May 7, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two hits...
Niehaus: “That’s all we got, two goddamn hits?”
Rizz: “You can’t say goddamn on the air.”
Niehaus : “Don’t worry, nobody is listening anyway.”
by AIS on May 7, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd pay money to hear Niehaus during the breaks, serious money
You know that shit is comedy
by marinator on May 7, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They used to feed it on MLB.tv.
And it was pretty amusing. Especially when he was calling Gil Meche a pussy.
by Paytheline on May 7, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh shit who has the audio of that?
I’ve heard the “walk the world” one, but others?
by marinator on May 7, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No kidding
His last almost 40 years have been spent watching the Mariners. The fact he isn’t on about 40 anti-depresants is a minor miracle. I’m sure he is comedy gold off the air.
by AIS on May 7, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just watch Major League?
Bob Uecker was great in that movie. I could imagine him suffering with the Brewers for many years like Niehaus has with the Mariners, but the Brewers don’t suck anymore. Everytime I hear Niehaus say fly away baseball to an opponents HR weakily, I feel its another chip on the shoulder for him, since he’s had to endure many depressing year.
by Fin on May 8, 2008 3:21 AM PDT

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