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5/7: Open Game Thread, Part 3

You know what I haven't tried in a while? Origami.

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  • 5/7: Open Game Thread, Part 2 about 8 hours ago

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by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

7 outs until the end

by JI on May 7, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday barely thinks that's a strike

Joe’s Tracer probably puts it somewhere in the Sound.

by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

come on ump

sure that one wasn’t a strike?

by Matthew on May 7, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Geoff Baker.

Fuck Chuck Armstrong
Fuck Howard Lincoln
Fuck Bill Bavasi
Fuck Nintendo
Fuck everyone employed by this fucking awful franchise.

by BrianL on May 7, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I quit

Does that mean I am saved from the fucking?

by Robert on May 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh fuck all

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on May 7, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Why am I watching?

Do I have a sick enjoyment of pain?

by edddgar on May 7, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

that had a 98% chance of being correct.

by Matthew on May 7, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

McLaren was ejected.

You must have forgotten this. We understand your error in judgment.

by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Chuck, you magnificent bastard.

You’ve sealed this team’s doom by the infamous “vote of confidence”.

I pick August 13th for Mac being fired, October 1 for Bavasi.

by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

August 13 is my birthday.

This would be all the birthday present I could ask for.

by andrewgolfsalot on May 7, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to download Lost Levels

it’ll be less frustrating than this.

by JI on May 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Walk Walk KKK

We all could have done that… why are they getting paid?

by mariners124m on May 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh, this game is still going?

I fell asleep in my chair.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert

by Goose on May 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

THERE'S GREEN!!!!!!!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Matthew on May 7, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey look at it this way the Angels lost

So we’ll still only be 7.5 games behind 1st place wooooooooo

by marinator on May 7, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

What's to be written?

That hasn’t already been written 100 times this season already. It’s wash rinse repeat with this shit.

by marinator on May 7, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll write now and save Jeff the trouble

OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS

by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better?

OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS

by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh, Carlos Gomez hit for the cycle.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert

by Goose on May 7, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

So where was that pitch, ump!?

That was good enough to ring Yuni up!

by BrianL on May 7, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Sean Green

Bases-loaded specialist.

by ThundaPC on May 7, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

No shit.

Hey..bases loaded…get the guy that throws like a frisbee!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stuff I don't usually notice

Milton Bradley doing a dance and jog while the pitcher is warming up.

by ThundaPC on May 7, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

no

don’t care anymore

by JI on May 7, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're as disappointing as the Mariners

that was the only thing we had to look forward to in this game

by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's picture of Captain picard giving the brid

further up the thread

Will that hold you over?

by JI on May 7, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps

I’m just not sure if we’ll ever have another baserunner

by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

Burke bloop single, PH Vidro for Cairo, line drive up the middle, Ichiro double, JoLo bunt, Ibanez IBB, Beltre walk, Clement GSFB!

by marinator on May 7, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Butters is too awesome to be associated with Coach.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert

by Goose on May 7, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo.

Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo.

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY

THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY

by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

BAHAHA

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that a Cairo FB?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert

by Goose on May 7, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

2 Hits Against Texas Pitching

13th place: LA 4.44 ERA
14th pace: Texas 5.08 ERA

by vkut79 on May 7, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Here's a suggestion

Jokes work better when they are actually funny.

by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a pop-up

And the ball is white..he has a built in sensors for shit that color

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cameraman has his iphone/blackberry/[insert internet phone] out...

Reading LL and being like, hey this shit is working “LOL”

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

In honor of our 1.99 ERA Starter with no run support

In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.

by Robert Lintott on May 7, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Fiar enough...

Sorry, I didn’t realize all such things were dead memes… I’ll keep it down

In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.

by Robert Lintott on May 7, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck is your problem?

Will no one else in the non-internet world pay attention to you?

by JI on May 7, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

because of tonight's game

I’m going to kill bare minimum 100 innocent victims tonight in Liberty City. The madness

by marinator on May 7, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Have you gotten Kate to put out yet?

I’ve taken her on like 6 dates and no luck yet.

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doubt it.

Ewe.

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also,

it’s not like he doesn’t have options. Vidro and Johjima are both on the bench and both hit right handed

by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Its because he has struck out in half of his at bats in the bigs this year

and Willie has a lot of heart. How they are related i am not sure.

by ASUBoyd on May 7, 2008 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS THE WORST MOVE OF ALL TIME

Worse than when LFoJL baked plastic onto a cake

by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuni needs to save the Mariners.

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Game over, season over. Go Rays.

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Call it being annoyed..sour grapes..gte

I want them to keep losing…it doesn’t matter to me anymore. Blow this team up.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WELCOME TO THE CELLAR!!!!!!!

WELCOME TO THE .400 CLUB!!!!

WORST RECORD IN AL!!!

by vkut79 on May 7, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

It sucks, but it feels adequate at the same time

It’s like being in the last stages of hypothermia. Body feels warm, then you die.

by marinator on May 7, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No! A rollickin' team

with “SoDo Mojo!”

Hey, they can bring back “Who Let The Dogs Out?” to usher out the fans, postgame!!

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on May 7, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So why do I follow this club?

Everything about it is hopeless.

Playoffs: Forget it
Winning Record: Yeah, right
Fire Bavasi and replace with competent GM: Fuck you, fans
Removal of Lincoln and Armstrong: Never going to happen.

This is worse than 2004.

by BrianL on May 7, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

On 5/7/2004

our record was better than it is right now.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on May 7, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two hits...

Niehaus: “That’s all we got, two goddamn hits?”
Rizz: “You can’t say goddamn on the air.”
Niehaus : “Don’t worry, nobody is listening anyway.”

by AIS on May 7, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

They used to feed it on MLB.tv.

And it was pretty amusing. Especially when he was calling Gil Meche a pussy.

by Paytheline on May 7, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit who has the audio of that?

I’ve heard the “walk the world” one, but others?

by marinator on May 7, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding

His last almost 40 years have been spent watching the Mariners. The fact he isn’t on about 40 anti-depresants is a minor miracle. I’m sure he is comedy gold off the air.

by AIS on May 7, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just watch Major League?

Bob Uecker was great in that movie. I could imagine him suffering with the Brewers for many years like Niehaus has with the Mariners, but the Brewers don’t suck anymore. Everytime I hear Niehaus say fly away baseball to an opponents HR weakily, I feel its another chip on the shoulder for him, since he’s had to endure many depressing year.

by Fin on May 8, 2008 3:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Status

The season is over according to Baker’s plan but we still have a chance to win 2 straight games under Dave’s 5-day plan.

by ThundaPC on May 7, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Dave’s plan has more hope than Baker’s.

by BrianL on May 7, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, that Twilight Zone with Burgess Meredith as the librarian is on Sci-Fi right now

In case any M’s fans want to check out a feel-good story.

--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on May 7, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, wait, it's not the one where he breaks his glasses

Meredith played a librarian twice on Twilight Zone. Trivia.

--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on May 7, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Post-game Interview

Mentink: “It seemed like your curveball was working. Are you happy with it?”
Bedard: “Yup.”

Mentink: ”....was that a change-up to Milton Bradley?”
Bedard: (nods) “Yup.”

Mentink: ”...did he just get it or…did you…..miss…a little bit?”
Bedard: “Nohegotit.”

by ThundaPC on May 7, 2008 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Mantank

Speaking of fucking everything

by Gomez on May 7, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

God if I've somehow created a new meme

I will consider this a successful season.

by BrianL on May 7, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You also created

Be proud. Regardless of the sucktacity of your baseball team.

by seattlebruin on May 8, 2008 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

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