5/7: Open Game Thread, Part 3
You know what I haven't tried in a while? Origami.
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god damn that was a fast reply
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on May 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
~1 minute...not bad for coming back with a relevant image
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on May 7, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It appears this team thinks the only way to score runs is with the long ball
There looks to be a complete refusal to score runs any other way or swing for anything other than a home run.
by edddgar on May 7, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Feel free to continue the Cannibal! discussion
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There's a fatal flaw in that scene
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'd think they'd notice
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno. Trey Parker seems pretty into music. I know I'd be upset if that got into my film
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
?
Related stories on Lookout Landing
- 5/7: Open Game Thread, Part 2 about 8 hours ago
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by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
8 hours ago?
Beluga Tits wasn’t pitching
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I cut off the top of my cake could I eat it?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gameday barely thinks that's a strike
Joe’s Tracer probably puts it somewhere in the Sound.
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We could use another 3-run jack here, Mr. Crusher.
by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
aw fuck they're rallying that means I have to pay attention to the game again
by Nick S on May 7, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
come on ump
sure that one wasn’t a strike?
by Matthew on May 7, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Am I missing something or have they abandoned the rally fries?
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe the fans have abandon the signs
by marinator on May 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So when do the autistic kids try doing the wave
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They started in the car on the way to the game
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GEOFF BAKER BLAMES WLAD!!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Geoff Baker.
Fuck Chuck Armstrong
Fuck Howard Lincoln
Fuck Bill Bavasi
Fuck Nintendo
Fuck everyone employed by this fucking awful franchise.
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I quit
Does that mean I am saved from the fucking?
by Robert on May 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you employed by Nintendo or the Seattle Mariners?
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Despite what people tell you
If you work for a sports team then you can always get people tickets
by Robert on May 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You wildly underestimate my former job position.
by JI on May 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still have a collection of polo shirts
and an autographed Josh Brown football.
by JI on May 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on "everything"
Come on “everything”
by ningwers on May 7, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who's doing the fucking?
Is this related to how we were instructed to fuck everything?
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Odd
He always struck me as the molestee
by ningwers on May 7, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All that repressed anger he's stored up
since coming to LL has turned him into a serial rapist.
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why am I watching?
Do I have a sick enjoyment of pain?
by edddgar on May 7, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If/when we lose we'll be in sole possession of last place in the AL
Also we failed to put the ball in play that inning
by Nick S on May 7, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
damn
that had a 98% chance of being correct.
by Matthew on May 7, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
McLaren was ejected.
You must have forgotten this. We understand your error in judgment.
by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mariners Baseball: The Goatse's Widening!
by Jordan of Boise on May 7, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NO PHOTOSHOPS
SUBTHREAD CLOSED
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on May 7, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just let that child-molester-looking mofo
bend us over and ream us
YEAH UNNNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Lents Park Homer on May 7, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, Chuck, you magnificent bastard.
You’ve sealed this team’s doom by the infamous “vote of confidence”.
I pick August 13th for Mac being fired, October 1 for Bavasi.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
August 13 is my birthday.
This would be all the birthday present I could ask for.
by andrewgolfsalot on May 7, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to download Lost Levels
it’ll be less frustrating than this.
by JI on May 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Walk Walk KKK
We all could have done that… why are they getting paid?
by mariners124m on May 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Huh, this game is still going?
I fell asleep in my chair.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would be really interested in tracking %-comments-relevant-to-game over time
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
is Autistic
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have never talked about anything other than the game.
Sure, blame me. What else is new.
by Slica on May 7, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THERE'S GREEN!!!!!!!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Matthew on May 7, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey look at it this way the Angels lost
So we’ll still only be 7.5 games behind 1st place wooooooooo
by marinator on May 7, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least we scored some runs.
Scioscia, "Roll the hole!"
by 44FAN on May 7, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*Dick to the face*
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah?!
Well at least we have the Space Needle!
Er….. shit.
by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Space Needle is the coolest building on earth.
Scioscia, "Roll the hole!"
by 44FAN on May 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somebody hasn't been to a McDonald's Play Area
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate the fucking tube slide
I always feel like I’ll get stuck
by JI on May 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've actually found there to be more 3rd grade girls at the space needle for field trips
...
that’s not what you meant?
by Matthew on May 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oakland won.
Ergo, we are now behind TWO teams by almost double digits.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's to be written?
That hasn’t already been written 100 times this season already. It’s wash rinse repeat with this shit.
by marinator on May 7, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need a recap that's like one of these game threads
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll write now and save Jeff the trouble
OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've now written the recaps for the rest of the season.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thuhhhhhhh Sun'll come out tomorrow
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RAIN RAIN RAIN!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you going to try to bake another cake?
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better?
OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is pretty sad when the announcers get all worked up about how well the
defense covered that bunt.
by nwtrev on May 7, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Huh, Carlos Gomez hit for the cycle.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 7, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So where was that pitch, ump!?
That was good enough to ring Yuni up!
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rhodes is 1 ball away from killing the umpire
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In the spirit of my "fuck everything" post, here's this amusing image
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by BrianL on May 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Huh I didn't notice that "fuck war fuck peace" thing
Sorry.
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
crazy liberal
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm too depressed to determine the seriousness of your posts.
I need a happy song in the worst way.
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i sat carlos gomez tonight.
whoops.
by deacvision7 on May 7, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gomez apparently hit for the cycle on my bench
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nobody cares amirite.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since you brought it up
Half of my fantasy team are Mariners so in conclusion go fuck myself.
by marinator on May 7, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT WAS A TRAP BANNED BANNED BANNED
BANNED
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No shit.
Hey..bases loaded…get the guy that throws like a frisbee!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
SEAN GREEN!!!!!!!!!
YEAH!!!!!!!!
by Matthew on May 7, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Buckle your seat belts
We are about to hit the .400 mark
by vkut79 on May 7, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's good if you're talking avg or obp....
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats an outstanding batting average!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
man, that's a lot of shampoo in the corner.
by Matthew on May 7, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
my eyebrows are still coming in
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go ahead and screw up Green.
These all get credited to Rhodes.
by mark sobba on May 7, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stuff I don't usually notice
Milton Bradley doing a dance and jog while the pitcher is warming up.
by ThundaPC on May 7, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I insist that you pore through last night's game thread and find out
come back to report your findings.
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Marinator must be my alter ego!
OOOOOO!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 7, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's black...
so my initial guess is going to be yes.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wade Boggs' totally illegitimate love child
by Lents Park Homer on May 7, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
why illegitimate?
you don’t see the resemblance?
by Fin on May 7, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burke for goalkeeper!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Then you'd think we'd end up fucking the man eventually
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm fucking, I'm fucking.
God you’re a demanding SOB.
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
about as realistic as the M's scoring some runs here
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
speaking of this
I have what I feel will be an irresistible urge to give any offspring of mine foreign first names. just to fuck with them.
by Matthew on May 7, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sims: "2-0, managable deficit"
No it’s not.
by ThundaPC on May 7, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Burke, Cairo, Ichiro?
I never thought I’d say this but…
THERE HAD BETTER BE A VIDRO SIGHTING IN THIS INNING
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm willing to settle for a Kenji sighting.
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No..he hacks too much..I have faith in a Burke walk.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need more 3-run, 8th inning faith.
Make. It. Happen.
by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good news: Vidro sighting.
Bad news: it’s at the hot dog vendor.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The season has been as much fun as getting Corco plastered than having him watch Loose Change
by Robert on May 7, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You're as disappointing as the Mariners
that was the only thing we had to look forward to in this game
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's picture of Captain picard giving the brid
further up the thread
Will that hold you over?
by JI on May 7, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps
I’m just not sure if we’ll ever have another baserunner
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK
Burke bloop single, PH Vidro for Cairo, line drive up the middle, Ichiro double, JoLo bunt, Ibanez IBB, Beltre walk, Clement GSFB!
by marinator on May 7, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you on crack?
It ends at the Vidro GDIP.
by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We got two hits off of Vicente Padilla.
Two hits.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 7, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My new game for the month of march is to read every thing that Coach says in Butters voice
by Robert on May 7, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Butters is too awesome to be associated with Coach.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 7, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coach is like a lame version of Butters.
When I read his comments I hear Big bird’s voice.
by JI on May 7, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've forgotten what Big Bird sounds like
by Robert on May 7, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is no post
But at the same time no errors!
by Robert on May 7, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A hidden message!
Someone find the next clue!
by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sims: "Outstanding performance by Padilla".
by ThundaPC on May 7, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I could probably homer off the autistic kid.
by JI on May 7, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Outstanding performance by [opposing pitcher]
I’m so tired of hearing that.
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PH!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo.
Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 7, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Egypt has no hits this year and you're leaving him in?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 7, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously though, Vidro is a decent PH
What in the blue hell
by marinator on May 7, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Although Vidro has been terrible vs. left-handers this year.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 7, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vs. Righties I mean.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 7, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY
THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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