5/7: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 7:47 PM PDT
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PrintWith Michael Young and John McLaren both gone from the game I'm pretty much out of material.
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There's Padilla
that’s lots of material! ODE TO PADILLA! ODE TO PADILLA!
There's always Nazi jokes.
They’re a gas! HAHAHAHAHAHA
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
I'm not sure
what would have happened if Richie would have been in for that one.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
OK so we've discovered Cairo's skill
he can fake out runners and make them fall down between first and second
proving once again
everybody has at least one talent.
They were probably four when they watched the show.
And whoever would still watch the show now can’t be terribly mature. I tried watching it later on, but it looked incredibly fake and stupid.
by Fin on May 7, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I have some jpegs I'm just dying to post
can we get a couple runners on and stand them? pretty please?
COME ON MARINERS!
Indulge JI and strand some runners!
Ichiro comes through in the clutch for you.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Bavasi trades Adrian Beltre and King Felix for Player A.
feel it now?
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
He got traded with Bedard for Michael Young.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
See, that's not going to work either.
Because, come on, Bavasi making a trade you could say “that’s good” about?
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus.
I don’t even think beer can make this game entertaining.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
I think JI just mispelled Awesome hat. >:(
I fucking hate you Mariners
Hat was attacked maliciously and unprovoked by a gang of babies in West Town Park.
When that many babies get together they can be like piranhas.
You tried as hard as Richie did last night..so I approve.
I fucking hate you Mariners
It's hard to recognize Richie's face
without the strikeout
by JLC on May 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG...someone call 911
I fucking hate you Mariners
What the hell is that
I could do that
. f
- – )
..;-
I don't think what happened in this series would correlate with Milton Bradley
being called a “complete player.”
See 2nd inning on Monday
Jered Weaver's ERA: 5.59
Also, Zack Greinke is officially really good.
That game would have to be closed to the public.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Don't autistic people have problems with being aware?
Seems rather unfair to have a night about that.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
1 ER over 4 innings (ERA of 2.5)
And its not good enough.
hold me like you did by the lake on naboo
by Jordan of Boise on May 7, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I have purged everything about that movie from my brain
aside from Yoda’s lightsaber antics
by JLC on May 7, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
goldbricker
Someone who cheats at completing a task, duty, or job.
To cheat; swindle.
“Let me tell you something else. I’ve seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker.” -Walter Sobchack, from The Big Lebowski (1998)
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Forget that bitch
Blue elephant thing in Jabba’s Palace.
by JLC on May 7, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I prefer her as a stripper in Closer.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
She was very hot as a stripper in Closer
Although how can you play a stripper and not show any skin?
WOW
Just tuning in and our offense still sucks.
Then again after Ponson wipe his ass with our jersey, nothing surprises me anymore.
Clement already traveling, speaking with the team
You’re stuck here forever, white bread.
Thank God Sims said 'winning streaks'
I fucking hate you Mariners
They should have left "Soulja Boy" out of the clip
with the Mariners visiting all those little kids in school.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
WHOA WHOA
Is Raul’s walkup song “Crank Dat” by Soulja Boi?
carlos silva
looked like the most miserable person on earth in that thing with the kids.
holy crap. he looked near homicidal.
"meaty beefy winning streak"
I fucking hate you Mariners
Too easy
Mariners make baseball look impossible
GOOD baseball.
Bad baseball, on the other hand, is very possible with the Mariners.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Why oh why would you do that?
And don’t forget the mixolydian
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 7, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
[Noon] Oh, Stop!
[Humphrey] That’s sick.
[Frenchy] I agree. Nutter, you were singing in the wrong key!
[Nutter] No I wasn’t. It was Loutzenheiser. I was singing in Eb minor.
[Frenchy] The song’s in F# major!
[Bell] I think they’re the same thing. I mean, Eb is the relative minor of F#.
[Frenchy] No, it isn’t. The relative minor is 3 half-tones down from the major, not up!
[Noon] No, it’s 3 down. Like A is the relative minor of C major.
[Loutzenheiser] But isn’t A# in C major?
[Bell] Wait, are you singing Mixolydian scales, or something?
[Frenchy] A# is tonic to C major. It’s the 6!
[Humphrey] No it isn’t!
[Swan] Well, it’d be like a raised 13th if anything.
[Frenchy] Oh well. You guys are just a bunch of loser diggers anyhow!
[Humphrey] Oh see. You know we’re right!
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
My mind exploded
What’s that from?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 7, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I eat rabbits' heads for breakfast!
With beaver butt on the side!
My mind’s magnificent, my body no different
I’m full of trapper PRIDE!
Best song ever.
God, so good. I haven't seen it in years, though.
Gotta hunt it down. Until then, I’m off to e-mail the YouTube clip of The Trapper Song to everyone I know.
Musicals kick ass
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 7, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
That sounds awesome
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 7, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I just realized something about this. When Noon corrects Frenchy, he agrees with him. Frenchy says,
“The relative minor is 3 half-tones down…” and then Noon says, “No, it’s 3 down.” I don’t understand
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
A Coltrane afficionado?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 7, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Question
What are the ‘recs’ for?
As a longtime guy on here, I should know this, but I havent been around as much so far this season…
x
You can recommend individual posts, which does… something. I know that if there are enough recs, a will end up “Recommended Fanpost” section.
Maybe people should go on a random recommendation spree?
Lol
Why drink beer when I can have grim death that is Everclear?
Never be sad.
If you are drunk.
thats why they call it happy hour.
We are 9th in runs scored in the league....
What? There are actually five teams with worse offenses than us?
The Twins, Royals, and Indians have been worse
I know, I know, impossible, right?
Tigers are a scoring machine
what they still cannot do is pitch or field
I don't know whether to rec or flag
So I’ll play it safe, rec’d
Bwahahahaha.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
Poor Autistic kid.
I fucking hate you Mariners
That looks eeriely familiar...
To what I did to a girl last night…
Fuck me up the ass. I thought I would be capable enough to cook a simple cake...
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
You have some man still left in you then.
I fucking hate you Mariners
You just got replaced.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
Yeah, in my idiocy/retardedness I put on the plastic pan cover before I put the cake in the oven.
Now there’s melted plastic all over the cake.
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
I have peeled off the plastic now; the cake looks really shitty, but the plastic looks awesome
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I once microwaved leftover Arby's.
(Arby’s uses foil lined burger paper)
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHA
50 seconds and you forget for an hour!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
I have it for playstation
next time I’m in the mood unyielding pain I’ll give it another shot
but not before I give Lost Levels another whirl
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I also couldnt do jack shit in the bonus rounds
I want screen shots of what happens if you beat one of those
Tails always rapes the shit out of me on those.
You can beat the first one if you turn him off.
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Knuckles is hands down the best Sonic character
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Those fucktards at Sony had to make him unlockable
I am I really gonna play Sonic fucking Spinball more than once, let alone 50 times?
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
The real question is
what happens to said bagel?
by 88fingerslukee on May 7, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I microwaved easy mac without the water added. That's right, easy mac is not fool proof
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
No, we just had a lot of non-perishable food left
and it was finals week so I had no desire to leave my apartment
What about the Easy Hamburger Helpers thingies?
I just ate two packs : |
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
You sir, get my first rec ever.
I dont recommend eating hot plastic. Strings the throat.
Since we are the only true fans of Lopez
It doesnt surprise me neither of us can bake a cake.
Dave ragging on a big payroll team that's struggling.
Unfortunately the team he’s ragging on isn’t us.
I'll be honest
My mlb.tv is on my 22” monitor, but I have the game thread on my other one and I have NO CLUE what’s going on in the game
No
why would we drink heavily when the expected happens?
I would pay more attention to things like team BA/OBP/SLG than R/G
R/G is a lot more prone to fluky fluctuations. Oakland’s offense has sucked.
or, at least look at BA/RISP
if you’re going to look at R/G
We're fucked
when a 60 MPH pitch is completely fooling our entire team.
...
Oh my darlin, oh my darlin, oh my darlin Clement #9,
you are stuck with us forever
dreadful sorry, Clement #9
Get ready for the most delicious extinct animal
you’ll ever eat.
and flossing it's teeth
with a Maple Leaf.
by 88fingerslukee on May 7, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not all you get behind
You also get behind dudes.
Butters "fruitbowl" question
is one of my favorite SP moments ever.
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I was actually
quoting Half Baked…but yeah…that is classic.
by 88fingerslukee on May 7, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
in case anyone was curious
ham sauteed in maple syrup and brown sugar = delicious
No words.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 7, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember when the Mariners won games in a row?
Yeah, me neither.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Those "Here's what you missed on the Baseball Report" commercials
make me glad that I missed the Baseball Report
He's been through wars
and lost them all. Wait, he’s French-Canadian, right?
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank God
because the hopeless feeling I got from 1-0 was pathetic
Why does 2 runs seem unbeatable?
I honestly have zero confidence that 12 outs is enough to score 2 runs for this team.
Oh wonderful
Burke and Cairo to start off the next inning. We’ll be able to grit out a run for sure!
Fuck this team.
Fuck Brian Fuentes too.
and fuck the Mariners for trading him for Jeff Cirillio
its the trade that never stops raping
Game threads make me happy
everything else about the Mariners sucks. We should just have an infinite pre-game thread
I saw some baseball comments
that must mean that some type of event is happening
Let's just become Red Sox fans
so uh what color hat are you gonna get? I think I’m gonna go with the white one
Hypercolor underwear... genius
They’ll never need the “now show us where the bad man touched you” doll again
I shit you not
my sister left it there two years ago
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate to admit it
but I’m having a hard time looking forward to Felix Days now. Knowing that the offense is going to ruin my favorite holiday makes me sick.
we are getting pwned
by vicente fucking padilla
this offense should just kill themselves. they have nothing left to live for.
What, Sir Sidney didn't prove it to you?
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
So trying to win 0 to -1 was a bad idea...
thanks FO!
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
It's funny cause it's true!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Actually
I think we just took the 1983 Mariners through a time warp.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/SEA/1983.shtml
:(
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
What's our WE right now?
like 20%?
Actual WE? .6%?
Seattle sports = suicide
I think I’ve actually become depressed following the teams here.
Hey Dave
Foul balls are very rarely trouble
ESPN got me
looking at the news on the right side of the website it said:
A-Rod to Tampa for rehab.
I was like oh shit..A-Rod got traded! bastards
I fucking hate you Mariners
But I said 'no, no, no'
I fucking hate you Mariners
The fucking song is everywhere..I wish that bitch would finally just O.D.
I fucking hate you Mariners
When Soulja Boy releases another album
or something
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I was searching YouTube on my iPhone and a top ten most watched video is Soulja Boi teaching his dumbass superman dance. I wasted 7 minutes of my life watching that shit.
Arent there two of them?
The original would kick this one’s ass.
And bring back Ken Dawg! Mo Thugs reunite!
I know a good looney bin we could go to...
They set you up with an easy job and a nice house on the beach…
I wish we could trade for the 96 Mariners.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
plus that Mark Whitten walkoff grand slam
was the best thing I ever saw at a ballgame
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Places Bedard will not be re-signing:
Baltimore
Seattle
I sure wouldn't want to re sign here.
The Rays should be coming off a division title when he becomes a FA….
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
They play indoors, I'd go to a team that played outdoors.
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Won't they be in that new stadium by 2010?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
So with this craptastic performance
and Armstrong’s “Fuck You” message to the fans today, I’m in a rather foul mood.
Fuck everything.
Dude
Vote of confidence from your baseball superiors = BONED. And I don’t mean us.
To put it another way, start the deadpool.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Most pitches in an inning for Padilla: 13
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??!!!!!!!??
?
?!?
daaaamn...96 up and away
I fucking hate you Mariners
Offense by default!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Jeff Clement: Give me hope
Signed, Mariners fanbase
BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT
I swear if he bunted...
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
BALLLLLLLLL 2 of that sequence
I fucking hate you Mariners
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