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5/7: Open Game Thread, Part 2

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With Michael Young and John McLaren both gone from the game I'm pretty much out of material.

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There's Padilla

that’s lots of material! ODE TO PADILLA! ODE TO PADILLA!

by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh...

Nice play?

by BrianL on May 7, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They were probably four when they watched the show.

And whoever would still watch the show now can’t be terribly mature. I tried watching it later on, but it looked incredibly fake and stupid.

by Fin on May 7, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHA

“Why does Richie have a large bird on his head?”

I was so confused.

by ningwers on May 7, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Win what?"

I laugh every time.

by planB on May 7, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't think what happened in this series would correlate with Milton Bradley

being called a “complete player.”

See 2nd inning on Monday

by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1-0, Game Over

No way can we overcome the pitching of the legendary Padilla

by edddgar on May 7, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

goldbricker


Someone who cheats at completing a task, duty, or job.

To cheat; swindle.
“Let me tell you something else. I’ve seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker.” -Walter Sobchack, from The Big Lebowski (1998)

by JI on May 7, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOW

Just tuning in and our offense still sucks.

Then again after Ponson wipe his ass with our jersey, nothing surprises me anymore.

by Slica on May 7, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Clement already traveling, speaking with the team

You’re stuck here forever, white bread.

by JeffS on May 7, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They should have left "Soulja Boy" out of the clip

with the Mariners visiting all those little kids in school.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on May 7, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHOA WHOA

Is Raul’s walkup song “Crank Dat” by Soulja Boi?

by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

carlos silva

looked like the most miserable person on earth in that thing with the kids.

holy crap. he looked near homicidal.

by deacvision7 on May 7, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Too easy

Mariners make baseball look impossible

by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GOOD baseball.

Bad baseball, on the other hand, is very possible with the Mariners.

by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why oh why would you do that?

And don’t forget the mixolydian

In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.

by rlintott on May 7, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

[Noon] Oh, Stop!
[Humphrey] That’s sick.
[Frenchy] I agree. Nutter, you were singing in the wrong key!
[Nutter] No I wasn’t. It was Loutzenheiser. I was singing in Eb minor.
[Frenchy] The song’s in F# major!
[Bell] I think they’re the same thing. I mean, Eb is the relative minor of F#.
[Frenchy] No, it isn’t. The relative minor is 3 half-tones down from the major, not up!
[Noon] No, it’s 3 down. Like A is the relative minor of C major.
[Loutzenheiser] But isn’t A# in C major?
[Bell] Wait, are you singing Mixolydian scales, or something?
[Frenchy] A# is tonic to C major. It’s the 6!
[Humphrey] No it isn’t!
[Swan] Well, it’d be like a raised 13th if anything.
[Frenchy] Oh well. You guys are just a bunch of loser diggers anyhow!
[Humphrey] Oh see. You know we’re right!

by JeffS on May 7, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

My mind exploded

What’s that from?

In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.

by rlintott on May 7, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I eat rabbits' heads for breakfast!

With beaver butt on the side!
My mind’s magnificent, my body no different
I’m full of trapper PRIDE!

Best song ever.

by Teej on May 7, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God, so good. I haven't seen it in years, though.

Gotta hunt it down. Until then, I’m off to e-mail the YouTube clip of The Trapper Song to everyone I know.

by Teej on May 7, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Musicals kick ass

In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.

by rlintott on May 7, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Coltrane afficionado?

In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.

by rlintott on May 7, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Question

What are the ‘recs’ for?

As a longtime guy on here, I should know this, but I havent been around as much so far this season…

by Slica on May 7, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

x

You can recommend individual posts, which does… something. I know that if there are enough recs, a will end up “Recommended Fanpost” section.

Maybe people should go on a random recommendation spree?

by alon91 on May 7, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ohhh

Thats what I assumed, but never was quite sure.

by Slica on May 7, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you recommend an individual post,

it, uh, turns green. I think that’s it.

by Teej on May 7, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oops

I intended to have an “enough” in that sentence.

by Teej on May 7, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really.

That explains the green posts I have seen on occassion.

Fascinating.

by Slica on May 7, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lol

Why drink beer when I can have grim death that is Everclear?

by Slica on May 7, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never be sad.

If you are drunk.

thats why they call it happy hour.

by Slica on May 7, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We are 9th in runs scored in the league....

What? There are actually five teams with worse offenses than us?

by vkut79 on May 7, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bwahahahaha.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert

by Goose on May 7, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poor Autistic kid.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That looks eeriely familiar...

To what I did to a girl last night…

by Slica on May 7, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You just got replaced.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert

by Goose on May 7, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BHAHAHAAH!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They explode?

Need to try this sometime.

CDs are fun to microwave for a about 2 seconds.

by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHA

50 seconds and you forget for an hour!!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

You sir, get my first rec ever.

I dont recommend eating hot plastic. Strings the throat.

by Slica on May 7, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since we are the only true fans of Lopez

It doesnt surprise me neither of us can bake a cake.

by Slica on May 7, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

And its GREEEEEENNNNNNN

by Slica on May 7, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dave ragging on a big payroll team that's struggling.

Unfortunately the team he’s ragging on isn’t us.

by BrianL on May 7, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This team is dead to Dave.

He already wiped his ass with the Mariners.

by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll be honest

My mlb.tv is on my 22” monitor, but I have the game thread on my other one and I have NO CLUE what’s going on in the game

by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No

why would we drink heavily when the expected happens?

by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I might be

Need to find somebody to join in with

by Robert on May 7, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're fucked

when a 60 MPH pitch is completely fooling our entire team.

by edddgar on May 7, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs