5/7: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 7:47 PM PDT
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With Michael Young and John McLaren both gone from the game I'm pretty much out of material.
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There's Padilla
that’s lots of material! ODE TO PADILLA! ODE TO PADILLA!
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There's always Nazi jokes.
They’re a gas! HAHAHAHAHAHA
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's the 3rd inning and we are not losing.
This is a step forward.
by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn you JeffS
I had a perfect opportunity to unleash the frogurt meme.
by JI on May 7, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure
what would have happened if Richie would have been in for that one.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 7, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK so we've discovered Cairo's skill
he can fake out runners and make them fall down between first and second
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
proving once again
everybody has at least one talent.
by deacvision7 on May 7, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you guys read the Power Rangers wikipedia page?
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They were probably four when they watched the show.
And whoever would still watch the show now can’t be terribly mature. I tried watching it later on, but it looked incredibly fake and stupid.
by Fin on May 7, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have some jpegs I'm just dying to post
can we get a couple runners on and stand them? pretty please?
by JI on May 7, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
COME ON MARINERS!
Indulge JI and strand some runners!
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro comes through in the clutch for you.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not feeling the appropriate amount of rage.
by JI on May 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bavasi trades Adrian Beltre and King Felix for Player A.
feel it now?
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
He got traded with Bedard for Michael Young.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See, that's not going to work either.
Because, come on, Bavasi making a trade you could say “that’s good” about?
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eww
Cairo has to be the most useless player ever.
by Fin on May 7, 2008 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you obviously missed that super sweet fake out throw
by deacvision7 on May 7, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did
I am watching the game on Gameday :( Can you describe it?
by Fin on May 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I must say, though, Cairo got super faked by the runner and Cairo made a throw when he could have applied the tag.
by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't realize his own powers
Miguel Cairo is a demi-God
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus.
I don’t even think beer can make this game entertaining.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why are you typing your prayers on LL?
by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jon Garland apparently even reads us!
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jon Garland does not read
he only hacks
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many feet away from your house would you require this man to be at all times?
A) 500
B) more
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gameday: Padilla to Ichiro
Speed: 52 MPH
Pitch: ??????
by ThundaPC on May 7, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think JI just mispelled Awesome hat. >:(
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hat was attacked maliciously and unprovoked by a gang of babies in West Town Park.
When that many babies get together they can be like piranhas.
by Teej on May 7, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Upon further review it's difficult to manufacture a text-based golden sombrero
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You tried as hard as Richie did last night..so I approve.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's hard to recognize Richie's face
without the strikeout
by JLC on May 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG...someone call 911
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell is that
I could do that
. f
- – )
..;-
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shelly Duncan?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think what happened in this series would correlate with Milton Bradley
being called a “complete player.”
See 2nd inning on Monday
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Miguel Batista was wrapping up his first inning by now
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I drank two beers in the top of the first inning yesterday ...
.. and I wasn’t even trying.
by mark sobba on May 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that's pretty awesome
relieves the depression of a Rays loss.
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not until we're down by 2
until then we have a fighting chance
by nwtrev on May 7, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1-0, Game Over
No way can we overcome the pitching of the legendary Padilla
by edddgar on May 7, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jered Weaver's ERA: 5.59
Also, Zack Greinke is officially really good.
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish Greinke were pitching on Autism Awareness Night
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That game would have to be closed to the public.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't autistic people have problems with being aware?
Seems rather unfair to have a night about that.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1 ER over 4 innings (ERA of 2.5)
And its not good enough.
by vkut79 on May 7, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game is closer to the thrills and spills of Episode Two's romantic scenes
by ningwers on May 7, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hold me like you did by the lake on naboo
by Jordan of Boise on May 7, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope you didn't have that line memorized.
by JLC on May 7, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have purged everything about that movie from my brain
aside from Yoda’s lightsaber antics
by JLC on May 7, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
goldbricker
Someone who cheats at completing a task, duty, or job.
To cheat; swindle.
“Let me tell you something else. I’ve seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker.” -Walter Sobchack, from The Big Lebowski (1998)
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Natalie Portman is hot
I’d hit that
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Forget that bitch
Blue elephant thing in Jabba’s Palace.
by JLC on May 7, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it's not the day anymore
Natalie Portman is still hot
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer her as a stripper in Closer.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She was very hot as a stripper in Closer
Although how can you play a stripper and not show any skin?
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jennifer Anniston was never fucking there for me
by Robert on May 7, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which makes this fact all the more frustrating
by Robert on May 7, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just giving advice
not saying anything else
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOW
Just tuning in and our offense still sucks.
Then again after Ponson wipe his ass with our jersey, nothing surprises me anymore.
by Slica on May 7, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clement already traveling, speaking with the team
You’re stuck here forever, white bread.
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank God Sims said 'winning streaks'
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They should have left "Soulja Boy" out of the clip
with the Mariners visiting all those little kids in school.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on May 7, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHOA WHOA
Is Raul’s walkup song “Crank Dat” by Soulja Boi?
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
carlos silva
looked like the most miserable person on earth in that thing with the kids.
holy crap. he looked near homicidal.
by deacvision7 on May 7, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sims
Winning streaks require that we score runs first.
by ThundaPC on May 7, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"meaty beefy winning streak"
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too easy
Mariners make baseball look impossible
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GOOD baseball.
Bad baseball, on the other hand, is very possible with the Mariners.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm so bored I'm actually practicing my dorian scales.
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why oh why would you do that?
And don’t forget the mixolydian
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 7, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
[Noon] Oh, Stop!
[Humphrey] That’s sick.
[Frenchy] I agree. Nutter, you were singing in the wrong key!
[Nutter] No I wasn’t. It was Loutzenheiser. I was singing in Eb minor.
[Frenchy] The song’s in F# major!
[Bell] I think they’re the same thing. I mean, Eb is the relative minor of F#.
[Frenchy] No, it isn’t. The relative minor is 3 half-tones down from the major, not up!
[Noon] No, it’s 3 down. Like A is the relative minor of C major.
[Loutzenheiser] But isn’t A# in C major?
[Bell] Wait, are you singing Mixolydian scales, or something?
[Frenchy] A# is tonic to C major. It’s the 6!
[Humphrey] No it isn’t!
[Swan] Well, it’d be like a raised 13th if anything.
[Frenchy] Oh well. You guys are just a bunch of loser diggers anyhow!
[Humphrey] Oh see. You know we’re right!
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
My mind exploded
What’s that from?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 7, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is no such thing as an awesome musical.
by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I eat rabbits' heads for breakfast!
With beaver butt on the side!
My mind’s magnificent, my body no different
I’m full of trapper PRIDE!
Best song ever.
by Teej on May 7, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God, so good. I haven't seen it in years, though.
Gotta hunt it down. Until then, I’m off to e-mail the YouTube clip of The Trapper Song to everyone I know.
by Teej on May 7, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Musicals kick ass
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 7, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hannibal the Cannibal
or Hannibal Smith?
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds awesome
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 7, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just realized something about this. When Noon corrects Frenchy, he agrees with him. Frenchy says,
“The relative minor is 3 half-tones down…” and then Noon says, “No, it’s 3 down.” I don’t understand
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Coltrane afficionado?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 7, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Question
What are the ‘recs’ for?
As a longtime guy on here, I should know this, but I havent been around as much so far this season…
by Slica on May 7, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
x
You can recommend individual posts, which does… something. I know that if there are enough recs, a will end up “Recommended Fanpost” section.
Maybe people should go on a random recommendation spree?
by alon91 on May 7, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you recommend an individual post,
it, uh, turns green. I think that’s it.
by Teej on May 7, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol
Why drink beer when I can have grim death that is Everclear?
by Slica on May 7, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats almost as sad as me enjoying mikes
by Robert on May 7, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never be sad.
If you are drunk.
thats why they call it happy hour.
by Slica on May 7, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We are 9th in runs scored in the league....
What? There are actually five teams with worse offenses than us?
by vkut79 on May 7, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Twins, Royals, and Indians have been worse
I know, I know, impossible, right?
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Tigers caught up after their 0-7 start?
by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tigers are a scoring machine
what they still cannot do is pitch or field
by Matthew on May 7, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know whether to rec or flag
So I’ll play it safe, rec’d
by edddgar on May 7, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bwahahahaha.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 7, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poor Autistic kid.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That looks eeriely familiar...
To what I did to a girl last night…
by Slica on May 7, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck me up the ass. I thought I would be capable enough to cook a simple cake...
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
You have some man still left in you then.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just got replaced.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 7, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, in my idiocy/retardedness I put on the plastic pan cover before I put the cake in the oven.
Now there’s melted plastic all over the cake.
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
BHAHAHAAH!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have peeled off the plastic now; the cake looks really shitty, but the plastic looks awesome
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Considering the circumstances I feel that I should mention that you should not eat the cake
by ningwers on May 7, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(COATHANGER)
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good point
You should also not take the cake rectally
by ningwers on May 7, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go microwave a fork while you are at it.
by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I once microwaved a seaseme bagel till a point where the seeds were little tiny grenades
by Robert on May 7, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I once microwaved leftover Arby's.
(Arby’s uses foil lined burger paper)
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They explode?
Need to try this sometime.
CDs are fun to microwave for a about 2 seconds.
by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why were you microwaving a bagel for 50 minutes?
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I put two extra zeros on the time and started playing sonic 2
by Robert on May 7, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHA
50 seconds and you forget for an hour!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never said anything about winning the game
by Robert on May 7, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have it for playstation
next time I’m in the mood unyielding pain I’ll give it another shot
but not before I give Lost Levels another whirl
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I also couldnt do jack shit in the bonus rounds
I want screen shots of what happens if you beat one of those
by Robert on May 7, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tails always rapes the shit out of me on those.
You can beat the first one if you turn him off.
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Knuckles is hands down the best Sonic character
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah...
but he was underdeveloped…
by 88fingerslukee on May 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those fucktards at Sony had to make him unlockable
I am I really gonna play Sonic fucking Spinball more than once, let alone 50 times?
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The real question is
what happens to said bagel?
by 88fingerslukee on May 7, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I microwaved easy mac without the water added. That's right, easy mac is not fool proof
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 7, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I survived for a whole week once on EZ Mac, Top Ramen and shredded cheese
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, we just had a lot of non-perishable food left
and it was finals week so I had no desire to leave my apartment
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about the Easy Hamburger Helpers thingies?
I just ate two packs : |
by Slica on May 7, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
You sir, get my first rec ever.
I dont recommend eating hot plastic. Strings the throat.
by Slica on May 7, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since we are the only true fans of Lopez
It doesnt surprise me neither of us can bake a cake.
by Slica on May 7, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dave ragging on a big payroll team that's struggling.
Unfortunately the team he’s ragging on isn’t us.
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This team is dead to Dave.
He already wiped his ass with the Mariners.
by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be honest
My mlb.tv is on my 22” monitor, but I have the game thread on my other one and I have NO CLUE what’s going on in the game
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, is everyone who is posting drinking heavily tonight?
by mark sobba on May 7, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No
why would we drink heavily when the expected happens?
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I might be
Need to find somebody to join in with
by Robert on May 7, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oakland Athletics are 2nd in runs scored, only two runs behind BoSox for lead
Really?
by vkut79 on May 7, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would pay more attention to things like team BA/OBP/SLG than R/G
R/G is a lot more prone to fluky fluctuations. Oakland’s offense has sucked.
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or, at least look at BA/RISP
if you’re going to look at R/G
by Matthew on May 7, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're fucked
when a 60 MPH pitch is completely fooling our entire team.
by edddgar on May 7, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A little late for that isn't it?
How did you endure the pain leading up to this point?
by edddgar on May 7, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...
Oh my darlin, oh my darlin, oh my darlin Clement #9,
you are stuck with us forever
dreadful sorry, Clement #9
by Nick S on May 7, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Somebody shoot that eagle, stuff it, and put it on your car!
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get ready for the most delicious extinct animal
you’ll ever eat.
by planB on May 7, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can it wear an American flag bandana?
by ningwers on May 7, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And it's wiping its ass on a crescent moon
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and flossing it's teeth
with a Maple Leaf.
by 88fingerslukee on May 7, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of this I approve
except I guess we will need the eagle to grow teeth
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the leaf is blue and white
I can get behind this
by ningwers on May 7, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not all you get behind
You also get behind dudes.
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well those mother fuckers better stop dropping the soap
by ningwers on May 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they want his cocktail...
FRUIT!!!
by 88fingerslukee on May 7, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Butters "fruitbowl" question
is one of my favorite SP moments ever.
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was actually
quoting Half Baked…but yeah…that is classic.
by 88fingerslukee on May 7, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
in case anyone was curious
ham sauteed in maple syrup and brown sugar = delicious
by Matthew on May 7, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No words.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 7, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember when the Mariners won games in a row?
Yeah, me neither.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those "Here's what you missed on the Baseball Report" commercials
make me glad that I missed the Baseball Report
by Jordan of Boise on May 7, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's good we traded for Bedard
He’s has veteran experience pitching for sucky teams.
by ThundaPC on May 7, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's been through wars
and lost them all. Wait, he’s French-Canadian, right?
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sure am glad Milton Bradley is still on the D/L...
by Matthew on May 7, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank God
because the hopeless feeling I got from 1-0 was pathetic
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why does 2 runs seem unbeatable?
I honestly have zero confidence that 12 outs is enough to score 2 runs for this team.
by edddgar on May 7, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh wonderful
Burke and Cairo to start off the next inning. We’ll be able to grit out a run for sure!
Fuck this team.
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Brian Fuentes too.
and fuck the Mariners for trading him for Jeff Cirillio
its the trade that never stops raping
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nothing about this team excites me anymore.
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Game threads make me happy
everything else about the Mariners sucks. We should just have an infinite pre-game thread
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Given the current baseball to non-baseball comment ratio
This has already happened
by ningwers on May 7, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw some baseball comments
that must mean that some type of event is happening
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we should just follow the rainiers or something
by Matthew on May 7, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's just become Red Sox fans
so uh what color hat are you gonna get? I think I’m gonna go with the white one
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Hey everybody look where I've been touched"
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hypercolor underwear... genius
They’ll never need the “now show us where the bad man touched you” doll again
by ningwers on May 7, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never owned any hypercolor but I imagine the statute of limitations would have been incredibly small
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not the only thing that's incredibly small
...
I need entertaining baseball back
by ningwers on May 7, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should submit your color idea to Crayola.
by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I shit you not
my sister left it there two years ago
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate to admit it
but I’m having a hard time looking forward to Felix Days now. Knowing that the offense is going to ruin my favorite holiday makes me sick.
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
O/U Miguel Cairo's hits this season
O/U – 3.5
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
3.5 is a little over optimistic
Under for sure
by edddgar on May 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright JI, it's almost time for your stranded runners jpegs
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YAY! 2-out basehit.
I foresee inning ending 3rd out in the near future.
by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can't wait until Sunday.
The Mariners vs. Gavin Floyd
by ThundaPC on May 7, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
we are getting pwned
by vicente fucking padilla
this offense should just kill themselves. they have nothing left to live for.
by deacvision7 on May 7, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What, Sir Sidney didn't prove it to you?
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
17 some odd k
a little higher than last night
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So trying to win 0 to -1 was a bad idea...
thanks FO!
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
We're like a shitty version of the 2003 Dodgers.
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's funny cause it's true!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually
I think we just took the 1983 Mariners through a time warp.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/SEA/1983.shtml
:(
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's our WE right now?
like 20%?
Actual WE? .6%?
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice
my first guess was going to be 18% but then I rounded up
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does WE take into account lineup shittyness?
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seattle sports = suicide
I think I’ve actually become depressed following the teams here.
by edddgar on May 7, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So to recap: Miguel Fucking Cairo is playing first.
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha Mike thinks one of our hitters can hit a home run.
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure Manny Ramirez can hit homers
we’re Red Sox fans now, remember?
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rays
RAYS RAYS RAYS RAYS RAYS
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Dave
Foul balls are very rarely trouble
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ESPN got me
looking at the news on the right side of the website it said:
A-Rod to Tampa for rehab.
I was like oh shit..A-Rod got traded! bastards
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But I said 'no, no, no'
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The fucking song is everywhere..I wish that bitch would finally just O.D.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I ever hear that song ever again.
When is good music going to make a comeback?
by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When Soulja Boy releases another album
or something
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I was searching YouTube on my iPhone and a top ten most watched video is Soulja Boi teaching his dumbass superman dance. I wasted 7 minutes of my life watching that shit.
by Wilder. on May 7, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Arent there two of them?
The original would kick this one’s ass.
And bring back Ken Dawg! Mo Thugs reunite!
by Slica on May 7, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know a good looney bin we could go to...
They set you up with an easy job and a nice house on the beach…
by Slica on May 7, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I could trade Bedard to the 96 Mariners for a PTBNL.
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish we could trade for the 96 Mariners.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
plus that Mark Whitten walkoff grand slam
was the best thing I ever saw at a ballgame
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I wet my bed
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Places Bedard will not be re-signing:
Baltimore
Seattle
by Matthew on May 7, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I sure wouldn't want to re sign here.
The Rays should be coming off a division title when he becomes a FA….
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 7, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They play indoors, I'd go to a team that played outdoors.
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Won't they be in that new stadium by 2010?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 7, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is like watching someone who you are fairly indifferent to die a slow death.
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So with this craptastic performance
and Armstrong’s “Fuck You” message to the fans today, I’m in a rather foul mood.
Fuck everything.
by BrianL on May 7, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So are you going to leave your door unlocked or what
by JeffS on May 7, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude
Vote of confidence from your baseball superiors = BONED. And I don’t mean us.
To put it another way, start the deadpool.
by eponymous_coward on May 7, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time to bunt!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Most pitches in an inning for Padilla: 13
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??!!!!!!!??
?
?!?
by edddgar on May 7, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That could also have been entitled
“Number of shots needed to enjoy this game as a Mariners game”
by ningwers on May 7, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd be in the hospital.
Wade Boggs I am not.
by JI on May 7, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
daaaamn...96 up and away
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Offense by default!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Clement: Give me hope
Signed, Mariners fanbase
by edddgar on May 7, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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by JI on May 7, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I swear if he bunted...
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on May 7, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BAALLLLLLLL
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BALLLLLLLLL 2 of that sequence
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 7, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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