5/6: Open Game Thread, Part 3
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Jeff you bad man,
I had a really witty and observant reply queued on the other thread.
by qrsouther on
May 6, 2008 9:08 PM PDT
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gonna have to say
HotD Fred disappoints me a little.
by Matthew on
May 6, 2008 9:08 PM PDT
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Well if we are lucky, we can make this a 4 parter...
hell we are going into the Bottom of the 6th right?
by laxtonto on
May 6, 2008 9:08 PM PDT
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Please
Can this be the last game thread for tonight? I don’t think this’ll hit 100 comments honestly.
by qrsouther on
May 6, 2008 9:09 PM PDT
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I'm
sorry for your loss, Jeff!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on
May 6, 2008 9:12 PM PDT
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christ you make no sense whatsoever
i’m losing my patience
by Matthew on
May 6, 2008 9:13 PM PDT
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he's never inappropriate enough to ban
kudos to Coach for grade A line straddling
by JI on
May 6, 2008 9:14 PM PDT
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Why haven't I been banned?
I was just wondering the other day.
by qrsouther on
May 6, 2008 9:14 PM PDT
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Because it's been a while since you sucked
by JeffS on
May 6, 2008 9:15 PM PDT
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I've improved in other words?
Or regression to the mean?
by qrsouther on
May 6, 2008 9:16 PM PDT
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To be clear
Am I in the positive rep yet?
by qrsouther on
May 6, 2008 9:18 PM PDT
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your birthday parties must be so depressing
by JeffS on
May 6, 2008 9:13 PM PDT
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Yeah what does that even mean?
Enlighten me. Actually don’t. Just leave.
by borgy on
May 6, 2008 9:13 PM PDT
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Broussard? About to be released?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on
May 6, 2008 9:17 PM PDT
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Ben being released don't affect true love
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on
May 6, 2008 9:19 PM PDT
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Well la de frickin da.
You guys win.
by qrsouther on
May 6, 2008 9:43 PM PDT
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I'm so sorry Jeff.
That’s just so sad. (
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on
May 6, 2008 9:09 PM PDT
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How do we manage enough comments
for three game threads in this absolute corpse of a game?
by redwolf75 on
May 6, 2008 9:10 PM PDT
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Because aside from Opening Day game threads really don't talk about the game very often
by JeffS on
May 6, 2008 9:11 PM PDT
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early new threads
we use to go to 1K per thread, these have been 500
by Matthew on
May 6, 2008 9:11 PM PDT
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You know...there's an upside to working 10-15 hour days..
I’ve manage to miss most of the “fun” of baseball for the last week.
by Sidi on
May 6, 2008 9:11 PM PDT
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The 5th "Recent Post" down on the righthand margin reads:
“5/5 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE SCORED MORE RUNS THREAD”
O, how the (not all that) Mighty have fallen.
by qrsouther on
May 6, 2008 9:12 PM PDT
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??? Um....Ritchie?
Why dont tou sit down for a little while,,,,,
by laxtonto on
May 6, 2008 9:13 PM PDT
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Yeah, say it with confidence
Project. Stage voice, chinn.
by qrsouther on
May 6, 2008 9:15 PM PDT
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umm Batista 85 pitches,,,,Poonsoon 82
Just saying…..
by laxtonto on
May 6, 2008 9:15 PM PDT
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the good news for people at the game
its not even the 7th inning stretch yet!
by deacvision7 on
May 6, 2008 9:15 PM PDT
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anyone who cannot hit Sidney Ponson deserves to be a target of genocide
by JI on
May 6, 2008 9:16 PM PDT
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Be careful...this the the Monsoon Ponsoons 3rd statr and he has an era right now of 1.5
alot of genocide to doing,, you might go to jail for that.
by laxtonto on
May 6, 2008 9:17 PM PDT
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RJ gets win # 286, and is 29 K's away from 2nd place all time.
Oh hey, the Mariners are still playing.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on
May 6, 2008 9:16 PM PDT
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hmmm
Silva 1 on 1
Mariners Summer
Tomorrow night at 6:00 PM
Sounds like Krugers keys to the game
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on
May 6, 2008 9:16 PM PDT
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Lemmie try!
stregth v. stregth
unwindthe windmill
silence the drummer
by JI on
May 6, 2008 9:19 PM PDT
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A Visit From Uncle Charlie
Around The Bowl And Down The Hole
Fork Porked
by JeffS on
May 6, 2008 9:21 PM PDT
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(mine were real)
man in a gorilla suit
monkey is business is funky business
keep that record spinnin’
by JI on
May 6, 2008 9:25 PM PDT
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the chair is against the wall
john has a long moustache
wolverines!
by chinn on
May 6, 2008 9:21 PM PDT
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Getting "Ponsowned" is like getting...(not a rickroll/reichroll/any derivation of the aforementioned "rolls")
by redwolf75 on
May 6, 2008 9:18 PM PDT
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Ramon Vasquez
looks like a level 3 sex offender
by Fireball309 on
May 6, 2008 9:33 PM PDT
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More walks than hits and score 10 runs...
Is that some kinda of record?
by laxtonto on
May 6, 2008 9:20 PM PDT
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4 tickets, 4 sodas, 4 hot dogs
Krueger with a 4th key?
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on
May 6, 2008 9:19 PM PDT
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Who is that good looking young man in the bullpen?
by JI on
May 6, 2008 9:22 PM PDT
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Was it goggles?
I had my TV set to auxiliary; NCAA 05. I’m playing for the national championship. Anyone care to here the details, how my team is run, my mobile QB, spread offense, etc?
by qrsouther on
May 6, 2008 9:23 PM PDT
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only if you compare/contrast with your fantasy political team
by Matthew on
May 6, 2008 9:24 PM PDT
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Go Ducks!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
May 6, 2008 9:24 PM PDT
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Actually, created team
I don’t bother with the Ducks in this game, Kellen Clemens wasn’t cut out for my type of offense and I didn’t want to wait 2 game years to graduate.
by qrsouther on
May 6, 2008 9:24 PM PDT
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I looked beyond the 2005 part.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
May 6, 2008 9:26 PM PDT
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?
2005 was a good year for the real life Ducks. Til Arizona game where Kellen Clemens broke his ankle, and Dennis Dixon wasn’t yet out of the shotgun in goddamn Gary Crowton’s offense.
Now you’re getting me worked up.
by qrsouther on
May 6, 2008 9:27 PM PDT
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I know..I was there...
I just meant the whole ‘mobile qb’ in your first post about your team. I didn’t notice you had said 2005, which implied Clemens..who is not that mobile.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
May 6, 2008 9:29 PM PDT
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In the game his speed was 65.
Roughly a 4.78 40 or so.
My QB in this game (fully recruited and legitimate player, won the Heisman as a Sophomore) has a speed of 87. The fastest QB in the game (Vince Young had an 86, and he was the fastest ever in that game.)
Even Dennis Dixon only had a speed of 78 in that game. Dennis Dixon ran a 4.52 40, which is .08 faster than Reggie Bush… soooooooo…
by qrsouther on
May 6, 2008 9:31 PM PDT
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damn, finished my dinner
now how to amuse myself?
by Matthew on
May 6, 2008 9:23 PM PDT
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I bet he's way ahead of you on that one
ASIAN porn?
by qrsouther on
May 6, 2008 9:26 PM PDT
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Amendment: SUBTHREAD REOPENED
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
May 6, 2008 9:26 PM PDT
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I veto the closure, REOPENED FOR ALL.
by qrsouther on
May 6, 2008 9:29 PM PDT
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Especially Asian girls
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
May 6, 2008 9:29 PM PDT
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So you're more of a Pacific Islander type of guy?
by ningwers on
May 6, 2008 9:31 PM PDT
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The gay joke would have been so much easier.
by JI on
May 6, 2008 9:31 PM PDT
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it is to me,
but hey, to each their own.
by Matthew on
May 6, 2008 9:35 PM PDT
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Given the hour I can't remember from Saturday night
it’s inconclusive
by ningwers on
May 6, 2008 9:35 PM PDT
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My best friend is.
Never dug me like that though…
Are we into listening in on butthol’s personal girl problems?
by qrsouther on
May 6, 2008 9:31 PM PDT
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about as much as your video game football team.
by Matthew on
May 6, 2008 9:32 PM PDT
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You're harsh.
Maybe I should just leave. And never come back. Yeah, maybe then I’ll get some respect. :(
by qrsouther on
May 6, 2008 9:33 PM PDT
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funny, I was going to type that
and decided against it.
by Matthew on
May 6, 2008 9:27 PM PDT
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you haven't?
also, since there’s no point in my day in which I’m not within a close enough time to be declared “been drinking”, I think we can drop that pretext.
by Matthew on
May 6, 2008 9:29 PM PDT
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Stabbing the area around and between your fingers with a knife
by JeffS on
May 6, 2008 9:25 PM PDT
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actually, I'm going to sit here, drink and rue my lack of access to Europe
by Matthew on
May 6, 2008 9:25 PM PDT
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Such as investing yourself emotionally in this baseball team?
by ningwers on
May 6, 2008 9:30 PM PDT
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Gentrification and urban sprawl.
A man after my own heart.
by acblue on
May 6, 2008 9:43 PM PDT
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Wow you guys are still in here huh?
I figured everyone would be drinking too heavily to type by now.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on
May 6, 2008 9:26 PM PDT
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Long and hard is the path out of hell.....or surviving the game thread
How did we score a run again?
by laxtonto on
May 6, 2008 9:28 PM PDT
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Wlad is too awesome for gameday:
“in play, out(s)”
by redwolf75 on
May 6, 2008 9:29 PM PDT
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Krueger key #5
Beat Gameday, don’t let gameday beat you!
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on
May 6, 2008 9:31 PM PDT
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Hummm I need a beer....
Got to lay off the bourbon. Got a test tomorrow.
by laxtonto on
May 6, 2008 9:30 PM PDT
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it would be funny if German's first name was Duran
so that there would be a Duran German and a German Duran on the same team.
by Matthew on
May 6, 2008 9:31 PM PDT
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PUSSY HITS
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
May 6, 2008 9:33 PM PDT
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Is that 3 consecutive infield hits?
Now it’s time for the vintage Corpse infield foul-out up the first base line.
by qrsouther on
May 6, 2008 9:34 PM PDT
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I just got here
and I find this crap? Can someone explain when tits broke down?
by Fin on
May 6, 2008 9:34 PM PDT
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reverse those digits and you're spot on.
by Matthew on
May 6, 2008 9:37 PM PDT
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44 pitch first inning
only down 2-0
down 3-0 after 2
Hamilton hit one that hadnt landed yet in the third with 2 on and 2 ouot in the third…
then we all reallt started to drink
by laxtonto on
May 6, 2008 9:36 PM PDT
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That was weird
I just got like a tapping on the window next to me. And this window is 4 storeys up. In a rather secluded house.
by qrsouther on
May 6, 2008 9:37 PM PDT
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Is that your 'girl problem'?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
May 6, 2008 9:38 PM PDT
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He talked about his 'personal girl problem'
I didn’t know if that problem came knocking
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
May 6, 2008 9:41 PM PDT
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Sounds to me like he's got her right where he wants her
by JeffS on
May 6, 2008 9:41 PM PDT
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Imaginary girls don't tell you about the funny thing that happened on the way to work
by JeffS on
May 6, 2008 9:43 PM PDT
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is that what real girls talk about?
to be fair, I’ve never actually paid attention.
by Matthew on
May 6, 2008 9:44 PM PDT
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I'll tell you what they don't talk about enough
boobs
by JeffS on
May 6, 2008 9:45 PM PDT
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Sometimes I try to drop hints but they get all red-faced and preachy
lighten up Francis
by JeffS on
May 6, 2008 9:47 PM PDT
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it's almost as if they don't find them as interesting as we do.
by Matthew on
May 6, 2008 9:46 PM PDT
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favorite experience
Female: Why do guys find boobs so interesting?
Hero: I don’t know. They just are.
Female: Well, I don’t think they’re interesting.
Hero: Well, no, yours aren’t.
Female: ...
Hero: //drinks beer
by Matthew on
May 6, 2008 9:51 PM PDT
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You are the vicarious stand-in for my recommendation of his comment
by JeffS on
May 6, 2008 9:52 PM PDT
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I think I made sense
I’ve been wrong before
by JeffS on
May 6, 2008 9:53 PM PDT
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For like 20 seconds I hallucinated seeing "by Jeff on May 6, 2008..." etc.
Then I woke up.
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May 6, 2008 9:53 PM PDT
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Four storeys up and creepilly tapping on this window?
by ningwers on
May 6, 2008 9:42 PM PDT
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That exact place would've been nice like 4 months ago
She’s taken now… broke my balls. Ain’t goin there again for that chick.
Btw, she’s asian. Sooooooo yeahhhhh.
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May 6, 2008 9:42 PM PDT
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False.
I’d prefer her in my bed…not outside a 4-story window tapping on it. hahahahahahahehe
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
May 6, 2008 9:43 PM PDT
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I don't know.
Didn’t mean to sound pissy. I’m as confused as you are.
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May 6, 2008 9:46 PM PDT
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NOW you want to hear about it.
Subthread closed a while ago.
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May 6, 2008 9:42 PM PDT
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I'm about to watch the movie "Teeth"
It’s about a high school girl who develops “Vagina Dentata”
Yeah she’s got teeth in her vagina.
Discuss…
Your favorite meme is dead
by Edanger6 on
May 6, 2008 9:37 PM PDT
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The asian porn subthread's about half way up.
by qrsouther on
May 6, 2008 9:38 PM PDT
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I'm not really into asians for some reason..
by Fin on
May 6, 2008 9:43 PM PDT
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What about half asians
That aren’t like majorly asiany? Just like, noticeably asian, but not ASIAN. You know?
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May 6, 2008 9:44 PM PDT
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O now I love those girls, especially when its just the right blend of white and asian
Is halfsie an offensive term to use, if it is, I apologize for saying it.
by Fin on
May 6, 2008 9:46 PM PDT
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Yeah, that's the bootay I missed out on last December
I would post pics, but you guys have enough cream on your keyboards as is.
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May 6, 2008 9:47 PM PDT
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Yeah, he'll understand :(
I was hoping he’d be here tonight, I needed someone older and experienced to vent to. LL seems like a nice place.
by qrsouther on
May 6, 2008 9:49 PM PDT
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Corco = experienced?
I think I have sarcoidosis
by JeffS on
May 6, 2008 9:49 PM PDT
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Yeah
He’s slept with THOUSANDS of women. He’s like, Charlie Sheen caliber.
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May 6, 2008 9:50 PM PDT
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Jeff or Corco
I think Corco described a girl who is probably 7 at best being out of his league a while ago. Riiight.
by Fin on
May 6, 2008 9:53 PM PDT
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welcome to the joke
here’s your hat and pin. there’s muffins over at the reception table.
by Matthew on
May 6, 2008 9:54 PM PDT
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I realize that was sarcasm
I just wasn’t sure if he was saying Jeff or Corco was Charlie Sheen Caliber. Speaking of which
by Fin on
May 6, 2008 9:56 PM PDT
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WOW.....
Makes me think of the Cheech line in Dusk till Dawn,,,
Snapping Pussy….
by laxtonto on
May 6, 2008 9:38 PM PDT
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This ones all 'umerrican
And kinda funny. Came out today on DVD
Your favorite meme is dead
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May 6, 2008 9:40 PM PDT
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oh and She's a Promise Keeper
Part of the abstinence crowd. This is gonna be good.
Your favorite meme is dead
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May 6, 2008 9:43 PM PDT
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For some reason I keep thinking you're PositivePaul
Just the way you write in paragraphs…
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May 6, 2008 9:41 PM PDT
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As long as it doesn't smoke....
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
May 6, 2008 9:40 PM PDT
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She meets the man of her dreams, with a stainless steel johnson
by chinn on
May 6, 2008 9:39 PM PDT
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It means no penis, for the rest of our days!
It’s a johnson free, philosophy
VAGINA DENTATA!
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on
May 6, 2008 9:39 PM PDT
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No its not, its a beating...
Its like a trainwreck, to gorey to look away
by laxtonto on
May 6, 2008 9:41 PM PDT
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Sidney Ponson will be the first to die when the Ranger plane crashes in the Alps.
by JI on
May 6, 2008 9:43 PM PDT
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Because they will throw him out first to save weight in an attempt to keep aloft
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May 6, 2008 9:44 PM PDT
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Make it the Andes
And you have a damn inspiring movie.
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May 6, 2008 9:45 PM PDT
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Josh Hamilton would not allow that plane to crash
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on
May 6, 2008 9:45 PM PDT
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COCAINE ON A PLANE!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
May 6, 2008 9:46 PM PDT
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Yeah, actually
Intoxicated, or under the influence drivers and passengers in moving vehicles have higher chances of crash, but lower mortality rates. No idea, but it’s clearly exemplified in all Simpsons episodes, and it does make sense to an extent.
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May 6, 2008 9:48 PM PDT
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Nah,,,
I think him and this huge German dude will still be alive because they would have eaten everyone else
by laxtonto on
May 6, 2008 9:44 PM PDT
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But it comes with a free choice of toppings!
by JI on
May 6, 2008 9:47 PM PDT
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That's what I get for missing half a game
by ningwers on
May 6, 2008 9:50 PM PDT
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but then how will we get ahold of you?
you don’t have a cell phone! it we try to reach you, and you’re not around all of us, how will you respond?
by Matthew on
May 6, 2008 9:52 PM PDT
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Just look into your heart
In that little place where wonder and joy remain. That’s where you’ll find me, if you remember how to dream…
by ningwers on
May 6, 2008 9:54 PM PDT
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you could try saying what
and turning your head slightly
by Matthew on
May 6, 2008 9:58 PM PDT
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I remember how to wake up in a cold sweat
I think that’s close
by JeffS on
May 6, 2008 9:56 PM PDT
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does waking up clothed on your own living room floor count?
I’ve got that down.
by Matthew on
May 6, 2008 9:57 PM PDT
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clothed? pussy
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
May 6, 2008 9:58 PM PDT
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I'm pretty sure that's the opposite of dreaming
by JeffS on
May 6, 2008 9:58 PM PDT
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I'm surprised you didn't drown in a pool of your own vomit
by JeffS on
May 6, 2008 9:59 PM PDT
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I fall asleep in the rescue position
CPR training comes in handy
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May 6, 2008 10:00 PM PDT
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After looking at the game thread from yesterday
I’d also like to mention that despite JI’s vicious lies the toppings are not in fact cursed.
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May 6, 2008 10:01 PM PDT
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Sexson
ummm can we just start Clement at 1B and sign Bonds to DH yet?
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Clement looks confused
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
May 6, 2008 9:47 PM PDT
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At least Wlad will get another at bat..wahoo
I fucking hate you Mariners
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