5/6: Open Game Thread, Part 3
by JeffS on May 6, 2008 9:06 PM PDT
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gonna have to say
HotD Fred disappoints me a little.
Well if we are lucky, we can make this a 4 parter...
hell we are going into the Bottom of the 6th right?
Please
Can this be the last game thread for tonight? I don’t think this’ll hit 100 comments honestly.
christ you make no sense whatsoever
i’m losing my patience
he's never inappropriate enough to ban
kudos to Coach for grade A line straddling
by JI on May 6, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
early new threads
we use to go to 1K per thread, these have been 500
You know...there's an upside to working 10-15 hour days..
I’ve manage to miss most of the “fun” of baseball for the last week.
The 5th "Recent Post" down on the righthand margin reads:
“5/5 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE SCORED MORE RUNS THREAD”
O, how the (not all that) Mighty have fallen.
the good news for people at the game
its not even the 7th inning stretch yet!
Be careful...this the the Monsoon Ponsoons 3rd statr and he has an era right now of 1.5
alot of genocide to doing,, you might go to jail for that.
RJ gets win # 286, and is 29 K's away from 2nd place all time.
Oh hey, the Mariners are still playing.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
hmmm
Silva 1 on 1
Mariners Summer
Tomorrow night at 6:00 PM
Sounds like Krugers keys to the game
FREE JEREMY REED!!
Lemmie try!
stregth v. stregth
unwindthe windmill
silence the drummer
by JI on May 6, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
(mine were real)
man in a gorilla suit
monkey is business is funky business
keep that record spinnin’
by JI on May 6, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Ramon Vasquez
looks like a level 3 sex offender
Was it goggles?
I had my TV set to auxiliary; NCAA 05. I’m playing for the national championship. Anyone care to here the details, how my team is run, my mobile QB, spread offense, etc?
Actually, created team
I don’t bother with the Ducks in this game, Kellen Clemens wasn’t cut out for my type of offense and I didn’t want to wait 2 game years to graduate.
I looked beyond the 2005 part.
I fucking hate you Mariners
?
2005 was a good year for the real life Ducks. Til Arizona game where Kellen Clemens broke his ankle, and Dennis Dixon wasn’t yet out of the shotgun in goddamn Gary Crowton’s offense.
Now you’re getting me worked up.
I know..I was there...
I just meant the whole ‘mobile qb’ in your first post about your team. I didn’t notice you had said 2005, which implied Clemens..who is not that mobile.
I fucking hate you Mariners
In the game his speed was 65.
Roughly a 4.78 40 or so.
My QB in this game (fully recruited and legitimate player, won the Heisman as a Sophomore) has a speed of 87. The fastest QB in the game (Vince Young had an 86, and he was the fastest ever in that game.)
Even Dennis Dixon only had a speed of 78 in that game. Dennis Dixon ran a 4.52 40, which is .08 faster than Reggie Bush… soooooooo…
damn, finished my dinner
now how to amuse myself?
Amendment: SUBTHREAD REOPENED
I fucking hate you Mariners
Especially Asian girls
I fucking hate you Mariners
My best friend is.
Never dug me like that though…
Are we into listening in on butthol’s personal girl problems?
You're harsh.
Maybe I should just leave. And never come back. Yeah, maybe then I’ll get some respect. :(
funny, I was going to type that
and decided against it.
you haven't?
also, since there’s no point in my day in which I’m not within a close enough time to be declared “been drinking”, I think we can drop that pretext.
Wow you guys are still in here huh?
I figured everyone would be drinking too heavily to type by now.
the other angels fan
Long and hard is the path out of hell.....or surviving the game thread
How did we score a run again?
it would be funny if German's first name was Duran
so that there would be a Duran German and a German Duran on the same team.
Is that 3 consecutive infield hits?
Now it’s time for the vintage Corpse infield foul-out up the first base line.
44 pitch first inning
only down 2-0
down 3-0 after 2
Hamilton hit one that hadnt landed yet in the third with 2 on and 2 ouot in the third…
then we all reallt started to drink
That was weird
I just got like a tapping on the window next to me. And this window is 4 storeys up. In a rather secluded house.
Is that your 'girl problem'?
I fucking hate you Mariners
He talked about his 'personal girl problem'
I didn’t know if that problem came knocking
I fucking hate you Mariners
is that what real girls talk about?
to be fair, I’ve never actually paid attention.
Sometimes I try to drop hints but they get all red-faced and preachy
lighten up Francis
favorite experience
Female: Why do guys find boobs so interesting?
Hero: I don’t know. They just are.
Female: Well, I don’t think they’re interesting.
Hero: Well, no, yours aren’t.
Female: ...
Hero: //drinks beer
by Matthew on May 6, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
yeah
uh-huh
you’re right
yep, she was totally out of line
i can’t believe that
yeah, that looks good on you
really?
//repeat as needed
That exact place would've been nice like 4 months ago
She’s taken now… broke my balls. Ain’t goin there again for that chick.
Btw, she’s asian. Sooooooo yeahhhhh.
False.
I’d prefer her in my bed…not outside a 4-story window tapping on it. hahahahahahahehe
I fucking hate you Mariners
I'm about to watch the movie "Teeth"
It’s about a high school girl who develops “Vagina Dentata”
Yeah she’s got teeth in her vagina.
Discuss…
Your favorite meme is dead
What about half asians
That aren’t like majorly asiany? Just like, noticeably asian, but not ASIAN. You know?
O now I love those girls, especially when its just the right blend of white and asian
Is halfsie an offensive term to use, if it is, I apologize for saying it.
by Fin on May 6, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that's the bootay I missed out on last December
I would post pics, but you guys have enough cream on your keyboards as is.
Yeah, he'll understand :(
I was hoping he’d be here tonight, I needed someone older and experienced to vent to. LL seems like a nice place.
Corco = experienced?
I think I have sarcoidosis
Jeff or Corco
I think Corco described a girl who is probably 7 at best being out of his league a while ago. Riiight.
by Fin on May 6, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
welcome to the joke
here’s your hat and pin. there’s muffins over at the reception table.
I realize that was sarcasm
I just wasn’t sure if he was saying Jeff or Corco was Charlie Sheen Caliber. Speaking of which
by Fin on May 6, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
oh and She's a Promise Keeper
Part of the abstinence crowd. This is gonna be good.
Your favorite meme is dead
It means no penis, for the rest of our days!
It’s a johnson free, philosophy
VAGINA DENTATA!
the other angels fan
COCAINE ON A PLANE!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Yeah, actually
Intoxicated, or under the influence drivers and passengers in moving vehicles have higher chances of crash, but lower mortality rates. No idea, but it’s clearly exemplified in all Simpsons episodes, and it does make sense to an extent.
Nah,,,
I think him and this huge German dude will still be alive because they would have eaten everyone else
but then how will we get ahold of you?
you don’t have a cell phone! it we try to reach you, and you’re not around all of us, how will you respond?
Just look into your heart
In that little place where wonder and joy remain. That’s where you’ll find me, if you remember how to dream…
you could try saying what
and turning your head slightly
I remember how to wake up in a cold sweat
I think that’s close
does waking up clothed on your own living room floor count?
I’ve got that down.
clothed? pussy
I fucking hate you Mariners
After looking at the game thread from yesterday
I’d also like to mention that despite JI’s vicious lies the toppings are not in fact cursed.
Clement looks confused
I fucking hate you Mariners
At least Wlad will get another at bat..wahoo
I fucking hate you Mariners
If you want to talk to me after the show..I'll be very fucking suprised.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Alright guys
5 more minutes then I have to get off and spend alone time. Off the internet. No LL. No more memes tonight for me :(
I hope you guys enjoyed me tonight.
No, I need to be in a porno theatre for that one.
And not a home porno theatre. An actual one. In LA.
I would've thought internet porn would've killed the porn theater industry.
by Fin on May 6, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
The Catalanto hit
was the first since the 3rd inning, Doesnt matter how many walks you get, but its hard to get there when Baek shuts you down
So Chipper Jones is hitting .425/.472/.717 on the season.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
But we have a formidable experienced first baseman
He’s played the game several years so he works hard and knows what to do, and makes those clutch hits. And I am sure he will bust out of his slump…any day now.
If 7:30 was on time.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I think it's important at this time to be sure we differentiate between Tits and tits
Don’t go besmirching tits
Cory Lidle for instance
Turn away from the wind to no fly zone…positive
Wind current behind you into building…negative
I fucking hate you Mariners
Daily Show
R. Kelly parody on Trapped in a Closet..love it
I fucking hate you Mariners
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