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Jeff you bad man,

I had a really witty and observant reply queued on the other thread.

by qrsouther on May 6, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gonna have to say

HotD Fred disappoints me a little.

by Matthew on May 6, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well if we are lucky, we can make this a 4 parter...

hell we are going into the Bottom of the 6th right?

by laxtonto on May 6, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please

Can this be the last game thread for tonight? I don’t think this’ll hit 100 comments honestly.

by qrsouther on May 6, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm

sorry for your loss, Jeff!

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah what does that even mean?

Enlighten me. Actually don’t. Just leave.

by borgy on May 6, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm so sorry Jeff.

That’s just so sad. (

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know...there's an upside to working 10-15 hour days..

I’ve manage to miss most of the “fun” of baseball for the last week.

by Sidi on May 6, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The 5th "Recent Post" down on the righthand margin reads:

“5/5 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE SCORED MORE RUNS THREAD”

O, how the (not all that) Mighty have fallen.

by qrsouther on May 6, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, say it with confidence

Project. Stage voice, chinn.

by qrsouther on May 6, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*tears*

You’re so… passionate… I can’t… fathom… my dear… it’s been so long… cue Stockholm Syndrome piano riff and overdubb

by qrsouther on May 6, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the good news for people at the game

its not even the 7th inning stretch yet!

by deacvision7 on May 6, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RJ gets win # 286, and is 29 K's away from 2nd place all time.

Oh hey, the Mariners are still playing.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert

by Goose on May 6, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hmmm

Silva 1 on 1
Mariners Summer
Tomorrow night at 6:00 PM

Sounds like Krugers keys to the game

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on May 6, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Spin The Wheel
1 + 1 = Fun
Yippee Yoo!

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lemmie try!

stregth v. stregth
unwindthe windmill
silence the drummer

by JI on May 6, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Visit From Uncle Charlie
Around The Bowl And Down The Hole
Fork Porked

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(mine were real)

man in a gorilla suit
monkey is business is funky business
keep that record spinnin’

by JI on May 6, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the chair is against the wall
john has a long moustache
wolverines!

by chinn on May 6, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was it goggles?

I had my TV set to auxiliary; NCAA 05. I’m playing for the national championship. Anyone care to here the details, how my team is run, my mobile QB, spread offense, etc?

by qrsouther on May 6, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go Ducks!!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, created team

I don’t bother with the Ducks in this game, Kellen Clemens wasn’t cut out for my type of offense and I didn’t want to wait 2 game years to graduate.

by qrsouther on May 6, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

?

2005 was a good year for the real life Ducks. Til Arizona game where Kellen Clemens broke his ankle, and Dennis Dixon wasn’t yet out of the shotgun in goddamn Gary Crowton’s offense.

Now you’re getting me worked up.

by qrsouther on May 6, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know..I was there...

I just meant the whole ‘mobile qb’ in your first post about your team. I didn’t notice you had said 2005, which implied Clemens..who is not that mobile.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the game his speed was 65.

Roughly a 4.78 40 or so.

My QB in this game (fully recruited and legitimate player, won the Heisman as a Sophomore) has a speed of 87. The fastest QB in the game (Vince Young had an 86, and he was the fastest ever in that game.)

Even Dennis Dixon only had a speed of 78 in that game. Dennis Dixon ran a 4.52 40, which is .08 faster than Reggie Bush… soooooooo…

by qrsouther on May 6, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn, finished my dinner

now how to amuse myself?

by Matthew on May 6, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

...

Special dEaD trailer?

by qrsouther on May 6, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Especially Asian girls

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My best friend is.

Never dug me like that though…

Are we into listening in on butthol’s personal girl problems?

by qrsouther on May 6, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you haven't?

also, since there’s no point in my day in which I’m not within a close enough time to be declared “been drinking”, I think we can drop that pretext.

by Matthew on May 6, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven't yet

also, fair enough

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow you guys are still in here huh?

I figured everyone would be drinking too heavily to type by now.

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on May 6, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WLAD!

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on May 6, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Krueger key #5

Beat Gameday, don’t let gameday beat you!

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on May 6, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hummm I need a beer....

Got to lay off the bourbon. Got a test tomorrow.

by laxtonto on May 6, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it would be funny if German's first name was Duran

so that there would be a Duran German and a German Duran on the same team.

by Matthew on May 6, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it can be done

one trip to the courthouse

by JI on May 6, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that 3 consecutive infield hits?

Now it’s time for the vintage Corpse infield foul-out up the first base line.

by qrsouther on May 6, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I just got here

and I find this crap? Can someone explain when tits broke down?

by Fin on May 6, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

44 pitch first inning

only down 2-0

down 3-0 after 2

Hamilton hit one that hadnt landed yet in the third with 2 on and 2 ouot in the third…
then we all reallt started to drink

by laxtonto on May 6, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU RAUL

by JI on May 6, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was weird

I just got like a tapping on the window next to me. And this window is 4 storeys up. In a rather secluded house.

by qrsouther on May 6, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He talked about his 'personal girl problem'

I didn’t know if that problem came knocking

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that what real girls talk about?

to be fair, I’ve never actually paid attention.

by Matthew on May 6, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

uh-huh
you’re right
yep, she was totally out of line
i can’t believe that
yeah, that looks good on you
really?

//repeat as needed

by Matthew on May 6, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That exact place would've been nice like 4 months ago

She’s taken now… broke my balls. Ain’t goin there again for that chick.

Btw, she’s asian. Sooooooo yeahhhhh.

by qrsouther on May 6, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

False.

I’d prefer her in my bed…not outside a 4-story window tapping on it. hahahahahahahehe

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

huh?

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know.

Didn’t mean to sound pissy. I’m as confused as you are.

by qrsouther on May 6, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOW you want to hear about it.

Subthread closed a while ago.

by qrsouther on May 6, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm about to watch the movie "Teeth"

It’s about a high school girl who develops “Vagina Dentata”

Yeah she’s got teeth in her vagina.

Discuss…

Your favorite meme is dead

by Edanger6 on May 6, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What about half asians

That aren’t like majorly asiany? Just like, noticeably asian, but not ASIAN. You know?

by qrsouther on May 6, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

O now I love those girls, especially when its just the right blend of white and asian

Is halfsie an offensive term to use, if it is, I apologize for saying it.

by Fin on May 6, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that's the bootay I missed out on last December

I would post pics, but you guys have enough cream on your keyboards as is.

by qrsouther on May 6, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, he'll understand :(

I was hoping he’d be here tonight, I needed someone older and experienced to vent to. LL seems like a nice place.

by qrsouther on May 6, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Corco = experienced?

I think I have sarcoidosis

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

He’s slept with THOUSANDS of women. He’s like, Charlie Sheen caliber.

by qrsouther on May 6, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff or Corco

I think Corco described a girl who is probably 7 at best being out of his league a while ago. Riiight.

by Fin on May 6, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

welcome to the joke

here’s your hat and pin. there’s muffins over at the reception table.

by Matthew on May 6, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I realize that was sarcasm

I just wasn’t sure if he was saying Jeff or Corco was Charlie Sheen Caliber. Speaking of which

by Fin on May 6, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOW.....

Makes me think of the Cheech line in Dusk till Dawn,,,

Snapping Pussy….

by laxtonto on May 6, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This ones all 'umerrican

And kinda funny. Came out today on DVD

Your favorite meme is dead

by Edanger6 on May 6, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh and She's a Promise Keeper

Part of the abstinence crowd. This is gonna be good.

Your favorite meme is dead

by Edanger6 on May 6, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It means no penis, for the rest of our days!

It’s a johnson free, philosophy
VAGINA DENTATA!

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on May 6, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No its not, its a beating...

Its like a trainwreck, to gorey to look away

by laxtonto on May 6, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah,,,

I think him and this huge German dude will still be alive because they would have eaten everyone else

by laxtonto on May 6, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

but then how will we get ahold of you?

you don’t have a cell phone! it we try to reach you, and you’re not around all of us, how will you respond?

by Matthew on May 6, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sexson

ummm can we just start Clement at 1B and sign Bonds to DH yet?

by laxtonto on May 6, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Clement looks confused

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Alright guys

5 more minutes then I have to get off and spend alone time. Off the internet. No LL. No more memes tonight for me :(

I hope you guys enjoyed me tonight.

by qrsouther on May 6, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Catalanto hit

was the first since the 3rd inning, Doesnt matter how many walks you get, but its hard to get there when Baek shuts you down

by laxtonto on May 6, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So Chipper Jones is hitting .425/.472/.717 on the season.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert

by Goose on May 6, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But we have a formidable experienced first baseman

He’s played the game several years so he works hard and knows what to do, and makes those clutch hits. And I am sure he will bust out of his slump…any day now.

by Fin on May 6, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

This game ended on time?

by ThundaPC on May 6, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If 7:30 was on time.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Night all...

It was fun, but brutal.

by laxtonto on May 6, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs