5/6: Open Game Thread, Part 2

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too bad we’re still stuck with Batista

by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Joel > Mike, though.

Mike was cool, but Joel was classic and awesome.

by AtomicGarden on May 6, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Credited. Joel all the way. I grew to love Mike, but Joel was sui generis.

by esoteric on May 6, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I liked Joel better than Mike

but I liked the bots characters better interacting with Mike over Joel.

by Matthew on May 6, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

no way

I have a hard time saying anything about crow, but servo was way cooler.

by AtomicGarden on May 6, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

anything bad about crow, rather

by AtomicGarden on May 6, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i like the bubblegum machine robot

by basebliman on May 6, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Damn you for closing comments!

by Wilder. on May 6, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

FUCK KINSLER!!

by basebliman on May 6, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I wonder what the M's could have given the Reds for Josh Hamilton...

Edinson Volquez is kind of flakish.

Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack

by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Feierbend

by basebliman on May 6, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Leads the NL in ERA 4th in Wins and Ks i think

by laxtonto on May 6, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Erik Bedard

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

No, not for long and [sarcastic Scooby] abhe he he

Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack

by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

fuck off Kinsler

by Matthew on May 6, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Damn I hate you Kinsler.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

How many line drives have we hit at Kinsler?

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

A bunch of you are smart, so I'll ask a question that my teacher could not answer.

How is it possible to find the integral of 1/x? It could be anything, from ln(x) to ln(10000x). Is there any way to actually know the integral of 1/x?

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 6, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

ln(abs(x)) + c

by Matthew on May 6, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

But it could also be ln(abs(2x)) + c

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 6, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

no

by Matthew on May 6, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

What'd I do wrong?

Because if you derive ln(2x) you get 2/2x or 1/x

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 6, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ln(ax) = ln(x) + c

Where c = ln[a(x-1)], I think…

by Graham on May 6, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh, what the fuck am I talking about

c=ln(a)

by Graham on May 6, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Correct.

stat-addled alien overlord

by salb918 on May 6, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

This must be what the chemistry threads look like to everyone else

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not me.

I’m a chemist and an engineer. A chemical engineer if you will.

stat-addled alien overlord

by salb918 on May 6, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You probably hear this all the time

But do you watch Breaking Bad? I love that show so much.

by qrsouther on May 6, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I've never heard of it.

stat-addled alien overlord

by salb918 on May 6, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You belong to the wrong blog

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

let me know next time you have a chemistry thread.

stat-addled alien overlord

by salb918 on May 6, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

check back tomorrow

or we could start talking about bonds again.

by Matthew on May 6, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just look for when we're getting blown out

or whenever we discuss Barry Bonds.

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes. See below

stat-addled alien overlord

by salb918 on May 6, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

when would you integrate 1/x as anything but ln(abs(x)) + c?

by Matthew on May 6, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

boundary conditions for actual, real problems.

stat-addled alien overlord

by salb918 on May 6, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hurray engineering

by Graham on May 6, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yea!

stat-addled alien overlord

by salb918 on May 6, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

log(2x) + c = log(x) + another, different c

stat-addled alien overlord

by salb918 on May 6, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm in pre-algebra

Whatever that counts for.

by qrsouther on May 6, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

This explains a lot.

by Wilder. on May 6, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

:(

by qrsouther on May 6, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Here

table of integrals

by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Have you seen this thing?

http://integrals.wolfram.com/index.jsp

by borgy on May 6, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mathematica rules

by Fett42 on May 6, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Didnt know about that,,,

Thats a nice toy….

Anybody need any excel macros for regressions and what not statistics for excel?

by laxtonto on May 6, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Doesn't it come with DataAnalysis plugin that can do all of that stuff?

by Fett42 on May 6, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah but this stuff alows for more analysis tools and other regressions analysis options

by laxtonto on May 6, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ahhh

by Fett42 on May 6, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

http://www.coba.unt.edu/itds/courses/dsci3710/excel_files.html

I would recomend the old macros for the tukey stuff, but both macros are cool

by laxtonto on May 6, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

But yeah Mathematica can do pretty much anything

It costs a shitload but we get a license as long as we’re enrolled here

by Fett42 on May 6, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

God DAMMIT

Nice at bat by Clement

by Graham on May 6, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Yeah it's going to be one of those games

by JLC on May 6, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

God he's like fatter than fucking Vidro he gets all the God damn line drives wtf

by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

New spanish verb I conjugated today:

Mariner (pronounced Maireenair, with Antonio Banderas flavor) significa: To giveth/taketh hope.

by qrsouther on May 6, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Go to hell Seattle.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Not Seattle!

The Mariners, but not Seattle!

by Wilder. on May 6, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fuck you Kenji

by Happybelly on May 6, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

this game needs to go to the Salvation Army

by basebliman on May 6, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow Johjima

Are you f’in serious

by phil333 on May 6, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I missed it..seriously watching the primary results

What did the blow-hard do now?

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ok, it's one of those games

Bedard tomorrow!

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on May 6, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

by Fett42 on May 6, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs

that's either adorable or really depressing.

by angrybeltre on May 6, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

recco’d

by Wilder. on May 6, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i can't take that god damned water-sliding-in-the-street

ad anymore.

yeah, we get it. you purchase car x, you’ll have a threesome every-night
for the rest of your life.

move on.

by lyleleander on May 6, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Out of curiosity

how many runs are we expected to score this season?

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

687

by Matthew on May 6, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fascinating.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Expected or on pace for?

The answers differ. By like 4

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fuck you Tits

by Happybelly on May 6, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey look!

Not a leadoff double!

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Niehaus in disgust: "Another base on balls."

http://images.lookoutlanding.com/images/admin/niehaus_at_his_best.wav

by Wilder. on May 6, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

What?!

Dave Niehaus… cursed?!

I feel cold…

In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.

by rlintott on May 6, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh man, I'd never actually heard that before.

That’s awesome.

by acblue on May 6, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

This is so fucking awesome.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Still not as good as Bert Blyleven

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/4317/

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on May 6, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Gaaaammeee over.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Game Over.

by ThundaPC on May 6, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck you tits

by AtomicGarden on May 6, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

DFA

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

ugggghhhhh

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on May 6, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Well that got out in a hurry

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Game off

by edddgar on May 6, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

One hour til Deadliest Catch.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

what's that?

by MsinDC on May 6, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

About 5000 times more entertaining than this.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mike Rowe's other show

Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack

by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It ended here an hour ago, but I am recording the re-run of it right now.

I might just move over to that.

by Wilder. on May 6, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

comical.

fuck you batista. fuck you so so much.

by deacvision7 on May 6, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

$9 million for this?

by ThundaPC on May 6, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

And Richie is still making something like $350,000 per strikeout

by angrybeltre on May 6, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

what i can't understand is why batista can't pitch at home?

it doesn’t make sense

by basebliman on May 6, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Safeco isn't the problem

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Deadliest Catch

is great tonight

by garett1210 on May 6, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

NO SPOILERS!

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The fisherman catch some crab.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert

by Goose on May 6, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

[SMURF] YOU!

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

by Wilder. on May 6, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

stick to writing

no wait actually don’t

by Nick S on May 6, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

this game was over at 1-0

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on May 6, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Start Morrow/Baek next week

I can’t stand another outing like this.

by angrybeltre on May 6, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Then don't start Morrow next week

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yay, we're back to being terrible.!

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

back??

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on May 6, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

We won yesterday,

we went from “terrible” to “very bad”.

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

that works

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on May 6, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow Tits

Go away.

by Happybelly on May 6, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

And here comes Squinty.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

congrats tits

that pitch never made it above the batters shins. good work.

by deacvision7 on May 6, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Well, nice to know Batista has his new secret weapon operating at 100%

by AtomicGarden on May 6, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

"A mercy trip out to the mound"

Bwahahaha

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert

by Goose on May 6, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

why didn't he come out three innings ago?...ugh...

by angrybeltre on May 6, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow, 5 R on 3 hits?

Batista needs to quit using the BB gun.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on May 6, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

7 outs, 6 walks

ole!

by Nick S on May 6, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

WTF tits

8K 1BB
2K 5BB
6K 3BB
2K 6BB

by Matthew on May 6, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

So we can look forward to his next outing?

by Wilder. on May 6, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

RA Dickey please.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is he still on the roster?

Where did that guy disappear to?

by Wilder. on May 6, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Tacoma. Again.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

So...

Was that as bad of an outing as i thought it was? Finals have warped my brain so far

by laxtonto on May 6, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

It was an unmitigated disaster.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

as long as it wasnt just me.....

by laxtonto on May 6, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bad boob job

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Whos are bigger and better though

Titts or Pontoons?

by laxtonto on May 6, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

First pitch: ball

ahahahaha

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Maybe we can trade Baek for Griffey after tonight?

by Wilder. on May 6, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Can we throw in washburn too?

by AtomicGarden on May 6, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Only if we don't pick up his option next season

and if he becomes the DH
and if Clement becomes the starting catcher
and if Raul is put into a 1B platoon
and if Reed is called up.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Teixeira.

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don't be stupid!

We’d need to include Burke too!

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

And Ken Cloude

Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack

by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

What ever happened to Kenny Cloude?

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

CoughdeadCoughCough

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

suckitus

by basebliman on May 6, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I just realized its the top of the third still

by Fett42 on May 6, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

well i can always go back to studyinh my linear optimization and data analysis stuff for Thursday...

by laxtonto on May 6, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Timber........

by ThundaPC on May 6, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Nice try Loafie.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Ramon Vasquez has such a dirty mustache

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 6, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Batista never suspected that his

“new strategy” of throwing junk outside the zone only works on the Angels.

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on May 6, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

This seems applicable

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

In the third one, your smile reminds me of Buster from Arrested Development

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 6, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Okay, the blue is obviously land.

by BHP on May 6, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey brother

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 6, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hahahahehehahahehe.

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rays win today?

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You know it!

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hahahahehehahahehe.

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is this a new form of insulting people that I wasn't aware of?

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 6, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fear the Coach Owens assasination service

by Fett42 on May 6, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Awesome.

Again, my pipe-dream AL playoff scenario if the Mariners continue to fail at life

West – Oakland
Central – Cleveland
East – Boston
WC – Tampa Bay

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oakland?

:(

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on May 6, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sorry but I fucking hate the Angels.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

But the Red Sox are A-OK?

0_o

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on May 6, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

My hatred of the Yankees

exceeds my hatred of the Sox.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You could have Tampa win the east and Detroit win the WC.

What? It could happen. >_>

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on May 6, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Eh.

This scenario is the best way to cockpunch the Old Boys Club front offices.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

this one is just for the Mariners

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on May 6, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think we'll score 6 runs tonight..hold them!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

awww....NOW were fucked.

by deacvision7 on May 6, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey look a walk.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Goddammit Baek

by angrybeltre on May 6, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Heh.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

nice loafie

by basebliman on May 6, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

oh no

this reminds me of last season, with jose’s nice little whiff there

by AtomicGarden on May 6, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Reverse of last night

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Is there anything mechanically wrong with Batista?

I haven’t watched him much this season, but he looked kind of awkward…. And six walks leads to a lot of speculation.

by Idahofan on May 6, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

he sucks

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

HOLY GOD

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow, this game is quickly getting depressing.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on May 6, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Ya'll have a good night.

by Wilder. on May 6, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

nice.

dfa baek please

by AtomicGarden on May 6, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Game REALLY Over.

by ThundaPC on May 6, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

blowout wheeeee

by Nick S on May 6, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Woo! 10-0!

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

nice

by basebliman on May 6, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Dave's laughing.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert

by Goose on May 6, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

hit the dogshit out of that one.

by deacvision7 on May 6, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Deadliest catch anyone???

by garett1210 on May 6, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm up for that.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Josh Hamilton is awesome

that was fucking crushed.

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on May 6, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm glad that was Hamilton.

I like Hamilton.

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

30 Runs

THIRTY RUNS! THIRTY RUNS! THIRTY RUNS!

by ThundaPC on May 6, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Fuckballs.

Time for more drinking.

by eponymous_coward on May 6, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I just woke up

...why

by Kaorikaze on May 6, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Looks like Baek is going to...

ahh, who knows what he’s feeling

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/BAL/BAL200708221.shtml

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, like we can score 3 runs

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 6, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Um, the Orioles HAD a lead in that game.

Us, not so much.

by eponymous_coward on May 6, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

On pace for 30!

by Fett42 on May 6, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Hahahahehehahahehe.

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

get friends

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

This is not going to catch on

by Nick S on May 6, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hahahahehehahahehe.

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 6, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Starting to get creepy

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 6, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'll throw in a slurpee

by Nick S on May 6, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Break out the Rally Fries,

I can feel a comeback!!!

by lyleleander on May 6, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey, an OUT.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on May 6, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

we are going to get "baltimored"

by deacvision7 on May 6, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Awesome.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Has that landed yet?

My lord!!!

by laxtonto on May 6, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

i want batista back

baek sucks

by MsinDC on May 6, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Baek sucks at pitching long relief.

He’s an OK starter, but he should be in AAA as the emergency starter.

by eponymous_coward on May 6, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wahoo..Clement up!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Hm I think I'm going to go do something more exciting like study optics

by Fett42 on May 6, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm going to drink some Draino.

by eponymous_coward on May 6, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Im sticking with a nice 101 wild turkey and ice...

after that, time for a break from studying

by laxtonto on May 6, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Drano

clearly you’re new at this

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm using JI's spelling

Also, I’ve been a Mariners fan for 25 years. Trust me, this is not new.

by eponymous_coward on May 6, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I almost feel lucky I can't see this one...

the radio version is bad enough.

I have a cousin with 1 testicle, when they yell play ball, he smiles.

by Montucky on May 6, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck you david murphy

by AtomicGarden on May 6, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

My opinion of this game

:-(

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on May 6, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Rec'd.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Didn't someone call the Ponson shutout?

I have a cousin with 1 testicle, when they yell play ball, he smiles.

by Montucky on May 6, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

PUT IN PRINCESS WILLIE!!! PUT IN CAIRO!!!!

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Dave is getting sarcastic.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert

by Goose on May 6, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I love this kind of Dave

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Season. fucking. over.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

You wish...

we still have 4 months of this shit.

I have a cousin with 1 testicle, when they yell play ball, he smiles.

by Montucky on May 6, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think I'm going to strand myself on an island over the summer.

Far more entertaining.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can't believe Dave is still so into this

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

go fuck yourself Murphy

you’re up 10-0, you don’t need to dive

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on May 6, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Delayed excitement by Neihaus.

by ThundaPC on May 6, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

by JI on May 6, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs

This is fucking rec'd too.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes yes yes

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fan-fucking-tastic!

by ningwers on May 6, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

it's funny because it's true

by JI on May 6, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm not which I'd rather watch

This game or that movie (sans MST3K)

by ningwers on May 6, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

not available on the internet >:(

(If you know where feel free to give me a link).

by JI on May 6, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's a blessing

It’s atrocious

by ningwers on May 6, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

which ep was that?

by Matthew on May 6, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Wild World of Batwoman

by ningwers on May 6, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have the first half of s5 but not the second

by JI on May 6, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The "End! End!' reference is from Tom Servo's reaction to the film's pointless epilogue

by ningwers on May 6, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, I've seen it, but it's been forever

and now I can’t find it.

by JI on May 6, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ah. I have that one somewhere.

by Matthew on May 6, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wild World of Batwoman #515

by JI on May 6, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

10-0?????????????

What in the fuck? I start watching in the 3rd inning and it’s 10 fucking 0?

Season over. Officially.

by redwolf75 on May 6, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Must be binary

by Paytheline on May 6, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOPEZ 10 RUN HR

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 6, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

DAMN

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 6, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

11 run*

by redwolf75 on May 6, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

hahaha

by angrybeltre on May 6, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

SHUTOUT! PITCH A SHUTOUT!

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

It's Sidney Ponson.

Sidney.

Fucking.

Ponson.

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on May 6, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Predicted by Matthew in the series preview, BTW

by eponymous_coward on May 6, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Was it really that hard to predict?

by borgy on May 6, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

No, but credit where credit is due.

by eponymous_coward on May 6, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

True, true.

by borgy on May 6, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The M's just let Sidney. Fucking. Ponson.

Get away with 41 pitches in 3 innings.

by angrybeltre on May 6, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Geoff Baker will blame the young guys for not stepping up

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Geoff Baker will blame the young guys regardless of the outcome.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

thanks Mariners offense

you are doing your job to end this misery as quickly as possible.

i, for one, appreciate the gesture.

by deacvision7 on May 6, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Hahahahehehahahehehahaheheheha.

Hoohoohoohoo hoo boy, this sucks.

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Get laid.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

They only teach abstinence...he doesn't know what that means.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

So ummm...

Bedard and Felix to finish off the series…..yep.

by ThundaPC on May 6, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow, it's a good thing I checked out of this game early

Time for other activities like sleeping

by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I'd rather watch a complete implosion such as this than watch a 1-0 loss.

Thank god for tits.

by redwolf75 on May 6, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I have to watch because I want to see Wlad and Clement hit

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, looks like Ponsoon

Is alot better than i thought…

by laxtonto on May 6, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

The M's making are everybody's starting pitching look fantastic

by angrybeltre on May 6, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Except Texas' yesterday

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

this game is really

fucking our pythag winning %

by johnbai on May 6, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

No it's not.

We were over projections. Now, not so much.

by eponymous_coward on May 6, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

.487 Pythag WP% coming into the day

.457 now

holy crow

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Holy crow"? That's a new one.

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"holy crow" generates 35,000 Google hits

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

by JI on May 6, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah well "JeffS" generates 1,850,000 Google hits.

35,000 Google hits is like 35 in real math.

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hahahahehehahahehe generates 3 Google hits

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'll give you a billion Stanley Nickles if you never post again.

by JI on May 6, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes Mike

let’s hope it has something to do with the injury!

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

FIRST PITCH STRIKE BY BAEK!

YES

by angrybeltre on May 6, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I knew this game would be hilarious.

by JI on May 6, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Whoa, just tuned in!

Wawawoowah!

by vkut79 on May 6, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Rec'd.

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't think you're doing this right.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

I think he meant he 'received' the post on his computer

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rec'd!

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You are a moron

by borgy on May 6, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

This is my favorite subthread ever

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Really?

There have been so many better subthreads…

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

This one tickles me

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Let's ask the others who they respect more, okay?

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

borgy

by Matthew on May 6, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Awesome.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Anybody not you.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert

by Goose on May 6, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't think you want that :(

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on May 6, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Watch out..he'll hack into the site again

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

also borgy

by JI on May 6, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

borgy

by Graham on May 6, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well my plan certianly didn't backfire.

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

skoorbo

by JeffS on May 6, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Tim.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It is really raining shit on Coach Owens.

by borgy on May 6, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I also have more respect for AK and AK's retard prositute sister.

by JI on May 6, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ouch.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up

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