5/6: Open Game Thread
Texas Rangers at Seattle Mariners, May 6, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
Team Defense Watch
After 33 games, the Mariners have turned 12 fewer balls in play into outs than expected. This ranks them as having been the second-worst defense in the American League. The worst? Texas, at -20. The Rangers are complimenting a below-average pitching staff with an average infield and a below-average outfield, generating all of the results you'd expect and none of the ones that you wouldn't. Only making things worse is the fact that the pitchers have a collective K/9 of 4.7, meaning that not only is the defense bad, but it also has to deal with a non-stop barrage of balls off the bat. I guess this is one way to keep Josh Hamilton busy and out of trouble.
By the way, I might've been too quick to call Miguel Batista a liar. Ever since he "figured something out," he's put up a staggering swinging strike rate of 23% 16% (three starts), versus 13% a year ago and just 9% over his first four starts of 2008. Whether this actually means something has yet to be determined, but it's absolutely something to watch going forward. Swinging strikes are awesome.
LET'S GO MARINERS!!
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Ponson? Ewww.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When I took some friends from out of town to a game a few weeks ago
They were very disappointed with what I meant when I said the game was gonna be Tits
by Robert on May 6, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go Clement!
Keep Pepe, Jose and their vesticles in the dugout. Woo.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LL, like life, has no edit button
I was trying to think of another way to mention the vesting option in their contract.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you crossed vesting option with testicles?
Awesome.
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I was aiming for vesticular
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by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's never Lupus.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 6, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just looking up how to spell that. Damn.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 6, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doctors tested me for that last week.
I laughed when they told me I might have it.
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So in this picture, we see Miguel Cairo offering Wlad! some advice.

What advice is Cairo offering?
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Miguel: "I'm serious... that's it"
Wlad: “You try NOT to hit HRs, in order to develop a reputation as a flexible, gritty veteran who can ‘relate’ to the kids? That makes no sense.”
Miguel: “Swear to god, dude – it’s called the Sojo plan. I haven’t said 3 words to Lopez since I’ve been here, but people assume I’m ‘helping’ or something because I’m from the same country and theoretically play the same position.”
Wlad: “Yeah, I’m going to focus on hitting the ball hard.”
Miguel: “Heh. Worked wonders for Wil Cordero, Raul Mondesi and Henry Rodriguez”
Wlad: “Uh, Vlad Guerrero?”
Miguel: “Fine, go ahead, risk it all for a shot at being the next Guerrero. It’s safer to be the next Miguel Cairo.”
Wlad: ”....I’ve gotta take some BP now. Good talk.”
by marc w on May 6, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he is asking for advice on how to get on base.
Wlad’s OBP is 2.38* times higher than Cairo’s.
*if that number is off blame Batista
by nwtrev on May 6, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cairo: slow fastball
Wlad:
Cairo: slow fastball
Wlad:
Cairo: slow fastball
Wlad:
Cairo: slow fastball
Wlad:
Cairo: slow fastball
Wlad:
Cairo: slow fastball
Wlad:
Coach: dude calling pitches isn’t the same in batting practice
by JeffS on May 6, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 10 recs
Some people have a talent for the faux conversation
I do not.
by JI on May 6, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No more Jeff Salazar? :(
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Win or lose, this game is going to be hilarious.
by JI on May 6, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Getting shut down by Ponson wasn't hilarious even when he was good.
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by Llewdor on May 6, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure you're healthy?
Don’t want you to go all JJ Putz on us.
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The good news is that we return
to our 1-2 punch tomorrow!
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by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pseudoscience + Explosions = Awesome
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by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahhh this is a good one.
Thank you Graham.
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Semantics!
But funny. Now I want to read Zombie Survival Guide again.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
House followed by donuts.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently Sidney Ponson was knighted by the queen of the Netherlands.
by borgy on May 6, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
All the MLB players from Dutch holdings get that eventually. Andruw Jones was, too.
It’s only a matter of time for Wlad.
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by Llewdor on May 6, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who is the Queen of the Netherlands now, by the way? Beatrix?
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by Llewdor on May 6, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I saw that Ponson was knighted, I actually assumed Jones must be as well.
But, I couldn’t find anything on it. All I’ve found for baseball players being knighted is Eugene Kingsale, Calvin Maduro and Ponson.
by borgy on May 6, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well if tonight's game gets out of hand
Deadliest Catch is on.
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I heard the crabs might win this time.
by Matthew on May 6, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They always win, until you hit 'em with the shampoo
by OlSalty on May 6, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't you see that South Park episode?
Crabs have lived peacefully and undisturbed for generations…
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by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always wonder which dirty fucker has crabs and keeps spreading it
Isn’t that something that should have been wiped out a while ago? I get lice are tough because people share hats and can rub up against each other easier but I don’t see how crabs gets spread and is still around.
by Edgar for Pres on May 6, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blue Jays
have lost botch Eckstein and MacDonald to injuries in the same game.
Ouch.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on May 6, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This I know
but what did he do this time?
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not watching the game, but this does paint a nice picture
B. Butler doubled to deep left
- A. Gordon doubled to deep left, B. Butler scored
Something tells me these are “doubles”.
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 6, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zito back in the Giants rotation
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 6, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I saw that
I’m praying he either goes Saturday or if he does start tomorrow that they push everyone back and Lincecum goes Saturday against Moyer.
by Matthew on May 6, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MLBtv won't let me open up the game in WMP
. > :(
by JI on May 6, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
4-3 Halos now
:(
At least my GF will be happy, this will offset her PMS.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on May 6, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're dating an Angels fan?
She had better be smoking hot.
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since they don't have brains, typically they get the good looks.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's actually pretty smart
she’s a research biologist at a sports doping center.
And she is of course attractive.
She became an Angels fan because one of the first people she lived with when she moved to SoCal was a life long Angels fan. I’m working to convert her to Mariners fandom. She actually roots for the M’s whenever they aren’t playing the Angels so that I will be happy.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on May 6, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vidro isn't starting!
Woo! Teixeira ‘08!
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by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Need that money to pick up Griffey's option
after we trade the farm for him.
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm looking forward to that.
When Griffey was here, he said he’d only allow a trade to Cincy and thus we, at the time, got a pretty shitty package for him.
Now, Griffey’s in Cincy and will say he’ll only allow a trade to Seattle. Bill Bavasi will trade Cincy more than fair value.
by Matthew on May 6, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What did that trade land us?
Mike Cameron, Brett Tomko and someone else…
Cameron panned out fairly well, but the rest of the trade was a failure.
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Antonio Perez
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by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's right.
What happened to him? I remember him being one of the organization’s top prospects at one point in time.
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was part of the Lou trade for Randy Winn.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh
Looks like he retired?
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by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, just a free agent.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bavasi should sign him and offer him for Griffey
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by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't forget Cameron, Tomko and Meyer!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Royals
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by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he sucks!
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by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Tomko is a little underrated
He’s not good but I don’t think he quite sucks.
by Edgar for Pres on May 6, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you follow baseball?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's too busy having sex with your female relatives to pay attention to Brett Tomko's career
by Graham on May 6, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BrianL wants to have sex with chicks that look like Coach?
by JI on May 6, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What if Coach is a member of an asexual species?
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by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Jake Meyer.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goodbye Triunfel and Aumont!
In slightly unrelated news, searching for Teixeira images through Google with safe search turned off produces some NSFW results on the first go. Rather unexpected.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha. That is awesome
I’m going to go home and try it on booble.com which is definitely NSFW
by nwtrev on May 6, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Canada has a futbol team and there's a booble.com
I’ve reached my learning quota for the day
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by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, look who it is!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's Enrico Polatzo!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 6, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Batista is undressing me with his eyes Ponson is doing the opposite with his
by JeffS on May 6, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I suppose with both of them looking at you you're appropriately dressed
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 6, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"you you're"?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never had a problem with hangovers till 2 weeks ago >:(
by Robert on May 6, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gin doesn't really leave me hungover
It’s wine and beer that kills me.
by Graham on May 6, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rather, wine and beer in the same evening
by Graham on May 6, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only women drink wine!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and Coach, ten minutes before logging in
by JeffS on May 6, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mac is on LL?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm eating spaghetti
this would be a bad time for one of those threads.
by JeffS on May 6, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG A GIRL ON THE INTERNET??!!!?
A/S/L?
by Robert on May 6, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was debating the comma but deemed it unnecessary
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 6, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They've really summed it up nicely.
by CruzConnection on May 6, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They have some really shitty algorithms for that projection thing
Giving Wlad a higher chance of going yard than Beltre? Way to regress numbers there.
by Graham on May 6, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he's on a hot streak
its like the reverse regression
by Edgar for Pres on May 6, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Joba, welcome to fail
D. Dellucci homered to deep right, J. Peralta and G. Sizemore scored
5-3 Indians.
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 6, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Attack of the gnats!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I giggled uproariously at this, good show, indeed again I say good show.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stadium attendance seems down so far this year.
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weather was the excuse for April, now nobody wants to see a team 6 back in May
I don’t get it though. If I was in the area right now, I’d be there.
by angrybeltre on May 6, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
5th in the AL in average
up a slot from last year
by JeffS on May 6, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else seeing these "Conservation Sensation" commercials?
STAB STAB STAB
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Olberman just said something about that while discussing Obama....
still a sport guy at heart
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna guess 2 hits through 8
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's an inning away from accomplishing a rare feat.
In an odd way.
by Teej on May 6, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How queer
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giants with a massive four-run rally in the 8th
only lost 12-6
by JeffS on May 6, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rays win!
Only mortals cannot score against Toronto.
by JeffS on May 6, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well this is a fantastic start.
Good work, Tits.
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
White Sox game on ESPN for anyone that cares to watch nothing in particular
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, take that down BT.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey Safeco be quieter
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Safeco be quieter.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the joys of weeknights
and two pretty sucky teams playing.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 6, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw we got a PTBNL or Cash considerations from the braves for Greg Norton
This happened yesterday and I missed yesterday’s game thread, so its news to me
by MsinDC on May 6, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They should get Jason Alexander on BT
to talk with Showalter.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Needless to say, I'm watching the Sox when they finish batting
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tits is my favorite suboptimal player ever
by Robert on May 6, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I said Suboptimal
Not lying cheating sexy scumbags
by Robert on May 6, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Batista=sucks.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let me guess
JI wasnt good enough for you either?
by Robert on May 6, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never complained when you called me Ben
Loosen up a little or you’ll never be happy
by Robert on May 6, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are more important things than being happy
like making sure you’re not happy
by JeffS on May 6, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
stop spreading lies
my fingers are jittery, my lips are fine
by JI on May 6, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone needs to unleash thousands of crickets next time Batista starts.
Support local music.
by acblue on May 6, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Everyone in Seattle
is rushing to Safeco right now. Tits is throwing a no-outer!
by CruzConnection on May 6, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Crap.
I’ll send Tits five bucks and a clue.
by CruzConnection on May 6, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Richie, you're slow.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This season Floyd has as many Ks as BBs
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 6, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
More like Mo Lester! Amirite?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 6, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And .164 is such a beautiful number
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 6, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Willie Ballgame could whoop Batman's ass
by JeffS on May 6, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Their hybrid would be unstoppable
I’d call him Billie Bloomcock
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 6, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
?? Was the runner that close to home plate?
by laxtonto on May 6, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tits ran right in between Richie and homeplate
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dropped foul ball just got the loudest reaction of the game
by JeffS on May 6, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think cause Willie dropped it
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this start has most certainly not been
the tits
by deacvision7 on May 6, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Still a lame no-hitter if I ever saw one.
You can’t give up a run, earned or not.
by Wilder. on May 6, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No it doesn't.
I hope he gets rocked on the first pitch in the 9th.
by Wilder. on May 6, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wlad helps
the outfield defense.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 6, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
One error, Ravech, one error.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The White Sox need to hurry up and make outs.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 6, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The good news is...
that, at this rate, Batista will be out of the game soon.
And our bullpen will be able to…. oh crap…
by CruzConnection on May 6, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The secret is to drink at Tits starts
The beer stands stay open later than the bars do
by Robert on May 6, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's go Floyd!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 6, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe the game at Safeco shoud be called
due to a more interesting game happening elsewhere.
by CruzConnection on May 6, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
one more walk
and he’ll start acting like his back is hurting…..
what he figured out was if he starts off bad fake an injury and you won’t get as crucified.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 6, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i dont believe i can jinx people
that i dont give a shit about.
no if a Mariner was doing this i would STFU
by deacvision7 on May 6, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmmmmm
perhaps i should rethink this stance
nah, i blame swisher and his alcohol abuse
by deacvision7 on May 6, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
K!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 6, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh god no. It's the Hawk.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 6, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHA, no hitter = gone
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 6, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 6, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate the White Sox...and their fans..so I'm not unhappy
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 6, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 6, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
this is what happens when Hawk Harrelson gets involved
by Matthew on May 6, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank god. Those 20 seconds I had to deal with Harrelson was more than enough.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 6, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T BRING IN THE AWESOME LEFTY LONG RELIVER TO FACE THE LEFTY LINEUP
BRING IN THE BAEK BOMB YOU GODLESS COUCHFUCK MCLAREN
by Jordan of Boise on May 6, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's pretty wierd.
Shutout over….no hitter over.
by ThundaPC on May 6, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Anybody else looking forward to see Baek for extended duty tonight?
by angrybeltre on May 6, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would rather eat my own excrement than watch Batista pitch
by chinn on May 6, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm... is it possible for me to stop caring about this game in the first inning?
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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