hahah facuk captain tripos
our greasy talons shall ensnare me no further! fuck you bitches,. none of this rmax = p[e0][s]/kmaxexp(sdkjsafjhuadjkbas) bullshit bewcaUASE IT is dfone forever. Jeff clement rules. I lovew you all apart from the people that I don't love of which there are quite a lot of peoples but you'll haqve to figure that out amongst yourelfs.
via www.geartree.com
I'm gonna get this bass. Anyone play one of these before? hwo des is sound and all that? My bass is 6 years old and pretty craptacularatstic o i need a new one and want a acoustic fretless.
Also Jeff clement fucking rules and if you don't agree thaen you can just die.
Fuck zoologists
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Graham needs to post drunk more.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 6, 2008 10:11 AM PDT 0 recs
I need to study abroad in England
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 10:12 AM PDT 0 recs
Drunk Graham posting = awesome.
But if I were you, Graham, I’d learn how to play the upright bass. Gives you way more cool points.
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 10:14 AM PDT 0 recs
I canb;t play it i tired and pressing thew strings
down took ay too much effort i can [play celle though
by Graham on
May 6, 2008 10:17 AM PDT
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Bnecause i haver more gin left and prignles
`GINGLES
by Graham on
May 6, 2008 10:18 AM PDT
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GIGGITY
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by pdb on
May 6, 2008 10:19 AM PDT
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Okay.
Why don’t you go grab a camera and put a lampshade over your head? Trust me this is for a good cause.
by BrianL on
May 6, 2008 10:20 AM PDT
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What about shumplakes?
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by pdb on
May 6, 2008 10:22 AM PDT
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PANCAKES!
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by pdb on
May 6, 2008 10:27 AM PDT
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Try the Octobass.
Anything invented by Richard Wagner == Good.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on
May 6, 2008 10:18 AM PDT
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except for his Jew-killing machine
that was muy no bueno.
by johnbai on
May 6, 2008 1:42 PM PDT
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Wait - Wagner invented a Jew-killing machine?
Seriously?
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on
May 7, 2008 12:37 PM PDT
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Ken Griffey, Jr. is the solution to all of our offensive woes
I propose trading Matthew Tuiasosopo and Ryan Feierabend for him
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 10:14 AM PDT 0 recs
If it was Feierabend straight up for Griffey
and if the contract was restructured so we didn’t have to pick up his crazy-ass option for next season
and if Clement was made the starting catcher
and if Raul was moved into a 1B platoon with Richie
I’d do it in a heartbeat. Since this scenario will never happen, fuck it.
by BrianL on
May 6, 2008 10:19 AM PDT
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This post is too coherent considering the original topic of the diary
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by pdb on
May 6, 2008 10:19 AM PDT
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Let be drunk Graham-bait with stupid Griffey trade proposals
by seattlebruin on
May 6, 2008 10:19 AM PDT
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No, you just have a cold
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by pdb on
May 6, 2008 10:20 AM PDT
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I'm going to give you i_Am_A_Retard.jpg for an avatar
THAT’s WHAT DRUNK GRAHAM BAITING GETS YOU
I should have sued caps lock instead of shift there in retrospect
by Graham on
May 6, 2008 10:20 AM PDT
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Don't sue caps lock
he can’t afford the judgment. Sue Shift/F9 instead.
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by pdb on
May 6, 2008 10:21 AM PDT
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i don't hate you
I am just more awesome than youno big deal
by Graham on
May 6, 2008 10:24 AM PDT
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Mommy never loved him
and daddy never played catch with him.
by BrianL on
May 6, 2008 10:25 AM PDT
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In Deep Praise of Fish - a poem
I love you more than fish love the sea,
but fish love the sea more than you love me.
You love fish more than I love the sea,
but I love the sea more than fish love me.
therefore -
Fish love you more than the sea loves me,
and the sea loves fish when fish love the sea.
I love the sea more than you love the sea,
and you see fish more than I love me.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on
May 6, 2008 10:37 AM PDT
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I thought Captain Alcohol bitchslapped you the other day
but apparently you’re just alcohol’s little bitch. This is the most awesome thread ever.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:19 AM PDT 0 recs
Hey Graham - you know what's fun?
Going out into the Cambridge town center and harassing townies.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:21 AM PDT 0 recs
Drinking more would be fun too
I mean, after all, think of those of us for whom it’s 10.22 AM and we’re at work. you gotta have one for me. NOW.
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by pdb on
May 6, 2008 10:22 AM PDT
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IT'S COLD GIN TIME AGAIN
AND YOU KNOW THAT IT ALWAYS WINS!
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by pdb on
May 6, 2008 10:25 AM PDT
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I just shot to the center of the typing accuracy bell curve!
by JI on May 6, 2008 10:22 AM PDT 0 recs
Seriously, Jeff...
you have to ensure this diary does not and cannot be deleted.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:24 AM PDT 0 recs
I already did
we need more recs.
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by pdb on
May 6, 2008 10:25 AM PDT
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Oh, Graham
Dave Cameron is getting married. You should post a friendly congratulations message over at USSM right now.
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 10:26 AM PDT 0 recs
In fact, he's already started the bachelor party
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by pdb on
May 6, 2008 10:27 AM PDT
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Graham knew about it before Dave
trawl through the USSM archives and you’ll find a drunk congratulations message from Graham that made no sense at the time.
Sadly, somewhere, buried in the unsearchable archives here, is a post Graham made that foresaw your death, BrianL. I’m….I’m so sorry.
by marc w on
May 6, 2008 10:32 AM PDT
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Rather, I knew he was proposing and assumed she said yes because Dave's awesome
by Graham on
May 6, 2008 10:33 AM PDT
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Does that mean he's feigning being hammered or sober?
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on
May 6, 2008 10:41 AM PDT
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Holy crap, I have made at least 600 comments here this week
what the hell?
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 10:28 AM PDT 0 recs
Too coherent, drink more plz
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by pdb on
May 6, 2008 10:29 AM PDT
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Congratulations man
Enjoy the precious time between now and “job”.
by Alex B on May 6, 2008 10:29 AM PDT 0 recs
Get the 5-string version.
Or, if you can find one, one of these. Now THAT’s a bass guitar…
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on May 6, 2008 10:30 AM PDT 0 recs
I couldn't find the 5 in lefthanded
I also would prefer a black one but WHT WHOWEL WORLD IS VBIASED AGAINS|T LEFT| HANDED BASSIST
by Graham on
May 6, 2008 10:31 AM PDT
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I already switch hit at baseball
but I have myu bpride musical instruments stay sinister
by Graham on
May 6, 2008 10:39 AM PDT
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there's nothing sinister
about sitting in your dorm room playing Cliff Richard songs all night.
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by pdb on
May 6, 2008 10:40 AM PDT
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Hey, I'm a lefty
And I have the same initials AND first name as a famous lefty bass player.
I’ve assimilated, and forced myself to play bass right-handed.
I’m a much better piano player, though, so…
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on
May 6, 2008 10:40 AM PDT
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I say 'BACK TO THE KITCHEN WENCH'
And then they punch me
by Graham on
May 6, 2008 10:43 AM PDT
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DUCKLINGS ARE OUTSIDE M Y WINDOW
they’d be so tasty deep fri4ecd
by Graham on May 6, 2008 10:34 AM PDT 0 recs
Deep fried, with some HP sauce and chips
now THAT’s a good dinner.
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by pdb on
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England's best invention ever.
I got my wife hooked on it when we were there last year and now we have it with pretty much everything.
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by pdb on
May 6, 2008 10:45 AM PDT
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God I wish I didn't have a meeting right now
also, it’s raining here. WTF?
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 10:43 AM PDT 0 recs
oh Graham. I only wish I was as awesome as you
You should post so
e drunk e-mails from Jeff right now. Trust me its a good idea.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 10:43 AM PDT 0 recs
some. Fuck you portable interwebs
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
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