hahah facuk captain tripos
our greasy talons shall ensnare me no further! fuck you bitches,. none of this rmax = p[e0][s]/kmaxexp(sdkjsafjhuadjkbas) bullshit bewcaUASE IT is dfone forever. Jeff clement rules. I lovew you all apart from the people that I don't love of which there are quite a lot of peoples but you'll haqve to figure that out amongst yourelfs.
via www.geartree.com
I'm gonna get this bass. Anyone play one of these before? hwo des is sound and all that? My bass is 6 years old and pretty craptacularatstic o i need a new one and want a acoustic fretless.
Also Jeff clement fucking rules and if you don't agree thaen you can just die.
Fuck zoologists
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Graham needs to post drunk more.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 6, 2008 10:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I need to study abroad in England
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 10:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Drunk Graham posting = awesome.
But if I were you, Graham, I’d learn how to play the upright bass. Gives you way more cool points.
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 10:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I canb;t play it i tired and pressing thew strings
down took ay too much effort i can [play celle though
by Graham on May 6, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay Graham.
Why don’t you go lay down right now?
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bnecause i haver more gin left and prignles
`GINGLES
by Graham on May 6, 2008 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
GIGGITY
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay.
Why don’t you go grab a camera and put a lampshade over your head? Trust me this is for a good cause.
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about shumplakes?
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PANCAKES!
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Try the Octobass.
Anything invented by Richard Wagner == Good.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 6, 2008 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
except for his Jew-killing machine
that was muy no bueno.
by johnbai on May 6, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait - Wagner invented a Jew-killing machine?
Seriously?
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 7, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, not seriously.
but he was an antisemite.
by johnbai on May 9, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ken Griffey, Jr. is the solution to all of our offensive woes
I propose trading Matthew Tuiasosopo and Ryan Feierabend for him
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 10:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If it was Feierabend straight up for Griffey
and if the contract was restructured so we didn’t have to pick up his crazy-ass option for next season
and if Clement was made the starting catcher
and if Raul was moved into a 1B platoon with Richie
I’d do it in a heartbeat. Since this scenario will never happen, fuck it.
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This post is too coherent considering the original topic of the diary
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let be drunk Graham-bait with stupid Griffey trade proposals
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, you just have a cold
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TRADE FELIX FOR GRIFFEY!
WE HAVE ENOUGH PITCHING!
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to give you i_Am_A_Retard.jpg for an avatar
THAT’s WHAT DRUNK GRAHAM BAITING GETS YOU
I should have sued caps lock instead of shift there in retrospect
by Graham on May 6, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't sue caps lock
he can’t afford the judgment. Sue Shift/F9 instead.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I like you...
why do you hate me???
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't hate you
I am just more awesome than youno big deal
by Graham on May 6, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mommy never loved him
and daddy never played catch with him.
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In Deep Praise of Fish - a poem
I love you more than fish love the sea,
but fish love the sea more than you love me.
You love fish more than I love the sea,
but I love the sea more than fish love me.
therefore -
Fish love you more than the sea loves me,
and the sea loves fish when fish love the sea.
I love the sea more than you love the sea,
and you see fish more than I love me.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 6, 2008 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Captain Alcohol bitchslapped you the other day
but apparently you’re just alcohol’s little bitch. This is the most awesome thread ever.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey Graham - you know what's fun?
Going out into the Cambridge town center and harassing townies.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PS: Harrassing students who aren't done is more fun
by Graham on May 6, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drinking more would be fun too
I mean, after all, think of those of us for whom it’s 10.22 AM and we’re at work. you gotta have one for me. NOW.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT'S COLD GIN TIME AGAIN
AND YOU KNOW THAT IT ALWAYS WINS!
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just shot to the center of the typing accuracy bell curve!
by JI on May 6, 2008 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, Jeff...
you have to ensure this diary does not and cannot be deleted.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I already did
we need more recs.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHOA THE SCREEN GOT BIGGER I DON'T KNOW WHY
by Graham on May 6, 2008 10:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, Graham
Dave Cameron is getting married. You should post a friendly congratulations message over at USSM right now.
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 10:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In fact, he's already started the bachelor party
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn
no drunk congratulations post from Graham.
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Graham knew about it before Dave
trawl through the USSM archives and you’ll find a drunk congratulations message from Graham that made no sense at the time.
Sadly, somewhere, buried in the unsearchable archives here, is a post Graham made that foresaw your death, BrianL. I’m….I’m so sorry.
by marc w on May 6, 2008 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rather, I knew he was proposing and assumed she said yes because Dave's awesome
by Graham on May 6, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does that mean he's feigning being hammered or sober?
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap, I have made at least 600 comments here this week
what the hell?
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 10:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Too coherent, drink more plz
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Congratulations man
Enjoy the precious time between now and “job”.
by Alex B on May 6, 2008 10:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Get the 5-string version.
Or, if you can find one, one of these. Now THAT’s a bass guitar…
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on May 6, 2008 10:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't find the 5 in lefthanded
I also would prefer a black one but WHT WHOWEL WORLD IS VBIASED AGAINS|T LEFT| HANDED BASSIST
by Graham on May 6, 2008 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I already switch hit at baseball
but I have myu bpride musical instruments stay sinister
by Graham on May 6, 2008 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's nothing sinister
about sitting in your dorm room playing Cliff Richard songs all night.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, I'm a lefty
And I have the same initials AND first name as a famous lefty bass player.
I’ve assimilated, and forced myself to play bass right-handed.
I’m a much better piano player, though, so…
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on May 6, 2008 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't assimilate
The world shall bend to my will
by Graham on May 6, 2008 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that what you tell girls too?
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I say 'BACK TO THE KITCHEN WENCH'
And then they punch me
by Graham on May 6, 2008 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DUCKLINGS ARE OUTSIDE M Y WINDOW
they’d be so tasty deep fri4ecd
by Graham on May 6, 2008 10:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Deep fried, with some HP sauce and chips
now THAT’s a good dinner.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
England's best invention ever.
I got my wife hooked on it when we were there last year and now we have it with pretty much everything.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God I wish I didn't have a meeting right now
also, it’s raining here. WTF?
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 10:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh Graham. I only wish I was as awesome as you
You should post so
e drunk e-mails from Jeff right now. Trust me its a good idea.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 10:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
some. Fuck you portable interwebs
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If LL/SBN does disappear at 11
I will be very sad, because by the time it comes back up Graham will be sober again.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
someone has to save this page
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Paging Mr. Corcoran...
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drunk Graham is excellent.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 6, 2008 10:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But now you're excellenter
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My mistake. Stupid being sober.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will sit for you mocking me though because standing is somehow more difficult than sntici[ated
by Graham on May 6, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sntici[ating can indeed be tough
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK I have to go
bye drunk Graham enjoy your post finals gin binge!
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 10:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know who's awesome?
Jon Garland.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 6, 2008 10:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you know who else is awesome?
Skoorbo.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know who is more awesome than either of them?
F’nA’s
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know who's more awesome than all three of them?
Coach Owens.
by eponymous_coward on May 6, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excelsior
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fucking rec'd
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mroing
chrilden
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 6, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My pary are with the father...
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on May 6, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Graham, tell us your strategy for luring Jeff Clement into the sack
I need to take notes
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 10:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can I borrow some?
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what they rohypnol is for, drunkypants
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The rohypnol. Dammit.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's working, my friend. Oh, it's working.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Totally not related to Clemenb of course..........
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
god damn the portable Internet and its tiny keyboard
How do I mock drunks when I sound drunk myself?
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a poor workman blames his tools
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey I'm in the library trying not to study for a test in thirty minutes
I know I’m a poor workman based on my inability to do timely work but this shit’s ridiculous
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably. Its logic. I got an 88 on the assignment which covers the same stuff
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So why study? You're good.
There’s too many A students in the world. B’s are underrated.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
getting an 88% in a univsity exam shoudl be impossibles
your exams are too easy, what is this supposed to be, MIT? pussy
by Graham on May 6, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but brett's not at univsity
he’s at university.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude you know I go to fake college
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its ok, you aren't the only community "college" student here.
I am transferring to UW Bothell soon enough though.
by Fin on May 7, 2008 3:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...go Cougs.....
_>
...
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by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God I hate block quote. I must've done that like ten times.
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by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey.
Community College rocks!
I graduated from “Green River University” myself, and then went on to get an even MORE useless German degree at WWU…
A huge part of me wishes I could’ve just saved my $$$ and stuck w/a tech degree from a CC…
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on May 7, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They named a university after Green River?
by JI on May 7, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, they named it after A green river.
They didn’t have any particular green river in mind.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 7, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or a Band?
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on May 7, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or a killer?
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by pdb on May 7, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brett
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on May 6, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that a rick roll? Hopefully you can't get rick rolled on this thing...
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to have an acoustic bass but I hated it
It was fine for playing alone but it does not carry a loud enough tone without being amped.
by Sec 108 on May 6, 2008 10:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that's asn acousto electric one
currentlyt I am using a disco PA from the 70s as an amp so enh
by Graham on May 6, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You will most likely find you always amp it then
Do you prefer the tone of the acoustic? I almost exclusively played punk, so an acoustic was useless to me. I needed the tone a solid body bass gave.
by Sec 108 on May 6, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to be a classical guitarist and I mostly play jazz bass
I love acousitc. I juast turn on the amp when other people awnat to listen
by Graham on May 6, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahhh, so you are a REAL musician
I just pounded on the thing, jumped around and yelled a lot.
by Sec 108 on May 6, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn all of you and your cool instruments
all I play is saxophone and bassoon.
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the immortal words of Brett
fucking rec’d
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
laughing...so...hard...must...breathe
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on May 6, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck. Ing. Rec'd.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need to get off my ass and do some laundry.
But I am being way to entertained by this thread.
Damn this place sometimes.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 6, 2008 11:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know what's going on here but it sure looks exciting!
by Gomez on May 6, 2008 11:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
To recap:
Graham finished his exams.
Graham has finished a bunch of gin.
Hilarity has ensued.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet his head hurts really bad right now
by Gomez on May 6, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO MY HEAD is happy as all helfck dude
hell/fuck you CHOOESE
by Graham on May 6, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I will not choose.
I’m sticking with helfck.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 6, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry HELFCK has already been taken
it means half-elf chick. Now the D&D geeks are going to hunt you down. Run for cover!
by johnbai on May 6, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll have you know that I am a D&D geek, and half-elf chicks are always represented as HEF
Half-Elf Female
And anyway, only losers played half-elves.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 6, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In first edition it made some sense to play a half-elf
if you had a really anal DM who applied the demi-human level caps, but after that half-elves were always just less useful elves without the cool flexibility of humans.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 6, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Clerics were awesome.
From 2nd edition on they were pretty easily the most powerful class in the game.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 6, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just added hell/fuck to my lexicon, thx
by Gomez on May 6, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's only 8pm
I would hope he’s not calling it a night just yet.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
a ratio of 7 to NotSix?
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on May 6, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's something clock only says via gin facilitation.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 6, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
via gin almost equals vagina.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on May 6, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something like that.
Time for another drink, in any event.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap I have drunk half a bottle of gin in the past 60 minutes
I am gonna die of alcohols tell Jeff Clement I love him
by Graham on May 6, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Know Graham I doubt that happens.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's a clue, Graham
The blue bottle that says Bombay Sapphire? That is not water.
by Gomez on May 6, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes it is. DRINK IT. IT'S MAGIC.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't spoil our fun, you
Graham has all day tomorrow to recover.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Part of it is me wanting to see if he pisses on anyone/anything
by Gomez on May 6, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven;t been stopepd by the police iun way too long
by Graham on May 6, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go up to the first one you see
and shout “WHAT’S ALL THIS THEN ALLO ALLO ALLO” at the top of your lungs, and see what happens.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Literally or linguistically?
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's got the latter covered, so I guess that leaves the former
by Gomez on May 6, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aces. Now we need a video camera.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have a handful of Pringles
that’ll make it all better.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have the bad habit of drunk texting Brett
by Robert on May 6, 2008 11:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I should arose the question because I'm a jewburger, shouldn't I?
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HELFCK YUOU PANCKACES
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Success
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
god damn it
now images are blocked… maybe this one will work?

by johnbai on May 6, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your the bob melwin to my drunk buzz
be less like bomel. More like matt hasselawesome
by Robert on May 6, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You better be careful or I'll go Graham on your ex girlfriend's emotionally unstable ass.
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crap test time >:(
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 11:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good luck
we’ll still be here when you get back, but more of Graham’s gin won’t.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 6, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your crap gets tested?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on May 6, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's on your crap test?
Please identify the following pictures and label correctly?
by Jed MC on May 6, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something like that. Pretty sure I kicked the test's ass. Good to see Graham is still shitty.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crap I gotta go to a meeting
somebody keep Graham drinking while I’m gone.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 6, 2008 11:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The real question is why is Graham on the interwebs and not with the ladies
by Robert on May 6, 2008 11:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's looking for ladies on the interwebs
by Alex B on May 6, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All the ladies haven't finished their exams yet and thus they want me out of sight
by Graham on May 6, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But the moment they finish...
Presumably they’ll all come charging in your direction, you won’t even have to move.
by Alex B on May 6, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Graham
Geoff Baker just said Clement is worse than Vidro and Wilkerson.
That makes you angry, right? Smashy smashy?
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don;'t care what baker things
Also I don’t beleive you
by Graham on May 6, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh come on just smash something already.
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was with his mom all of last night
You did no such thing
by Robert on May 6, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boy when Graham is drunk
he becomes a lowly plebe like the rest of us.
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh. I just got this anonymous e-mail from Jeff C. (or was it J. Clement, I forgot).

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on May 6, 2008 11:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i don't even know if they're open yet
I made friends with the van dude just now though. He had a fdaughter in poland named Suzannah. She’s 6. No doubt brett will be trying to get me to hook him up shortly.
by Graham on May 6, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Life or Death?
Gardies will definitely be open. Mine’s a chicken souvlakia, mmmmm!
by Alex B on May 6, 2008 11:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good choice, stay safe.
How much longer are you staying in the UK for?
by Alex B on May 6, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Until the end of June
You need to come up for a day game at some point
by Graham on May 6, 2008 11:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Will do, that's a promise
I have exams of my own at the start of June but I’m all yours after that. Assuming Jeff Clement doesn’t mind.
by Alex B on May 6, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
never been a fan of accoustic bass guitars...
..their sound isn’t anything to brag about and the idea is pretty contrived.
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by sirbrianwilson on May 6, 2008 11:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Which is why Graham should play upright.
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what kind of music is he wanting to play?
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by sirbrianwilson on May 6, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like the uprights, but i'm a fender guy myself...
i’m in the process of building a near replica of this:

but it’ll be a little more custom for me.
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by sirbrianwilson on May 6, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steve Harris=Win
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 6, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I stand corrected.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 6, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how come everyone in the scene is into maiden now...
...and not back in 2000-2004 when i was playing in bands up there? we also had to share the bill with “nu-metal” people. it sucked.
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by sirbrianwilson on May 6, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because Bruce Dickinson is back with them now
so they’re the real Maiden again.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 6, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was with them in 2000 as well.
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by sirbrianwilson on May 6, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm. Didn't realize that.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 6, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dickenson and Smith rejoined in 1999...
..they went on to do a “best of” tour in support of Ed Hunter. then they released brave new world in 2000. That’s the year they played the tacoma dome with queensryche and halford.
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by sirbrianwilson on May 6, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brave New World kicked ass.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on May 6, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
definitely one of my favorite albums.
the drum tone on that is probably the best we’ve ever heard from them.
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by sirbrianwilson on May 6, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer Dance of Death, actually.
Dance of Death is one of their 5 best albums, by my reckoning.
But then, I think Number of the Beast is one of their weaker entries.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 6, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Ed Hunter tour was in 1999, and Brave New World was released in 2000.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 6, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bayley wasn't that bad. Virtual XI was a decent album.
But more than that, Maiden’s first two albums – with Paul DiAnno on vocals – are tremendous. DIckinson isn’t all that makes Iron Maiden great.
But Steve Harris might be. He and Dave Murray are the only two guys who’ve been on every album.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 6, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steve Harris essentially is the band.
I’m a fan of all their albums. Virtual XI and The X Factor get a bad rap due to blaze’s vocals, but i think the songs rule. One of my favorite maiden songs is actually from that era, The Clansman. Although, I prefer Bruce’s vocals to it.
I agree about the Di’Anno years. He had a great voice…that combined with Clive’s unique drumming makes Iron Maiden and Killers phenomenal albums.
Although, my favorite lineup is definitely Harris, McBrain, Smith, Murray, and Dickenson.
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by sirbrianwilson on May 6, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, Steve was depressed during the Blaze period, and you can hear it in the songs.
There are great live recordings of Blaze doing some of the earlier songs and they’re really good. Blaze’s live version of Afraid to Shoot Strangers is incredible.
Back in the early days of Napster I spent a lot of time tracking down Iron Maiden B-sides.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 6, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Audioslave
Mixed in with some classical shit.
by Alex B on May 6, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think he's going to be upright
if he keeps drinking gin like that.
by eponymous_coward on May 6, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Acoustic or otherwise
No thread about bass is complete without a healthy dose of Hysteria
NOT A RICKROLL I PROMISE
by Alex B on May 6, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PLAY THE F'ING BASS GRAHAM
Well, they’re saying “John”, but you get the point.
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on May 6, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cool
I’m also a big fan of Peter Hook (Joy Division/New Order). The melodic bass on Bizarre Love Triangle always gets me ridiculously giddy.
Link is to some Final Fantasy video mash-up as I can’t find the full version elsewhere.
by Alex B on May 6, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what would be cool?
When they finally invent wireless midi. Look at this tangle of wires. Sheesh..
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by PositivePaul on May 6, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's why the multi-timbral synth was invented.
Gets ya partway there…
But, yeah.
And I LOVE New Order/Joy Division too…
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by PositivePaul on May 6, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have your solution!
a wireless synthesizer bagpipe.
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What. The. Fuck.
Clever I suppose, but loses points for looking like something out of the Dirt Devil range.
by Alex B on May 6, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weird as fuck instrument
but a cool song.
by BrianL on May 6, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what?
That’s actually friggin’ awesome, even if it is weird-looking…
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on May 6, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
also..
this bassist was amazing…as was the band.
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by sirbrianwilson on May 6, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need to be able to send Graham drinks remotely
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 6, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need to send Graham a Curacao Crusher
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just to see if writes, "Thanks for the cock crusher"?
by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on May 6, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What better reason could there be?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 6, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That drink would make him puke
After all the gin he has consumed
by Sec 108 on May 6, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And therefore allow him to restart drinking
by Alex B on May 6, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The joys of a system reset/restart
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 6, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At my age puking leads directly to sleep
by Sec 108 on May 6, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as it leads to a toilet.
Sinks tend to get clogged.
Um, don’t ask me how I know this. :(
by eponymous_coward on May 6, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At my age I know to stop before puking is an issue
I don’t know how I know this, it’s just something I’ve developed. Even if I’ve been drinking for hours and I am completely falling-down drunk, if only have one or two sips left in the glass, I can somehow look at the glass and think “if I drink that I’ll puke” and I stop.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 6, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I also have developed that skill with age
However, I have a weak stomach. If I am drunk and I see something I think is gross, well it all comes up. Then I get sleepy.
by Sec 108 on May 6, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I demand an international drunk text message
by JeffS on May 6, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I demand transcription to LL if this happens
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 6, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sent Graham one of those
Fucker cost me 20 cents
by Robert on May 6, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
drive to Mexico, get hammered, text Graham
by JI on May 6, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not that far!
and you KNOW the border patrol is only looking for drugs, not alcohol
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
multinational?
Like the UN? Are there blue helmets involved?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 6, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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