hahah facuk captain tripos
our greasy talons shall ensnare me no further! fuck you bitches,. none of this rmax = p[e0][s]/kmaxexp(sdkjsafjhuadjkbas) bullshit bewcaUASE IT is dfone forever. Jeff clement rules. I lovew you all apart from the people that I don't love of which there are quite a lot of peoples but you'll haqve to figure that out amongst yourelfs.
via www.geartree.com
I'm gonna get this bass. Anyone play one of these before? hwo des is sound and all that? My bass is 6 years old and pretty craptacularatstic o i need a new one and want a acoustic fretless.
Also Jeff clement fucking rules and if you don't agree thaen you can just die.
Fuck zoologists
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Drunk Graham posting = awesome.
But if I were you, Graham, I’d learn how to play the upright bass. Gives you way more cool points.
I canb;t play it i tired and pressing thew strings
down took ay too much effort i can [play celle though
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay Graham.
Why don’t you go lay down right now?
Bnecause i haver more gin left and prignles
`GINGLES
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2008 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Okay.
Why don’t you go grab a camera and put a lampshade over your head? Trust me this is for a good cause.
Try the Octobass.
Anything invented by Richard Wagner == Good.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Wait - Wagner invented a Jew-killing machine?
Seriously?
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Ken Griffey, Jr. is the solution to all of our offensive woes
I propose trading Matthew Tuiasosopo and Ryan Feierabend for him
If it was Feierabend straight up for Griffey
and if the contract was restructured so we didn’t have to pick up his crazy-ass option for next season
and if Clement was made the starting catcher
and if Raul was moved into a 1B platoon with Richie
I’d do it in a heartbeat. Since this scenario will never happen, fuck it.
This post is too coherent considering the original topic of the diary
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Let be drunk Graham-bait with stupid Griffey trade proposals
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
TRADE FELIX FOR GRIFFEY!
WE HAVE ENOUGH PITCHING!
I'm going to give you i_Am_A_Retard.jpg for an avatar
THAT’s WHAT DRUNK GRAHAM BAITING GETS YOU
I should have sued caps lock instead of shift there in retrospect
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't sue caps lock
he can’t afford the judgment. Sue Shift/F9 instead.
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But I like you...
why do you hate me???
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
i don't hate you
I am just more awesome than youno big deal
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Mommy never loved him
and daddy never played catch with him.
In Deep Praise of Fish - a poem
I love you more than fish love the sea,
but fish love the sea more than you love me.
You love fish more than I love the sea,
but I love the sea more than fish love me.
therefore -
Fish love you more than the sea loves me,
and the sea loves fish when fish love the sea.
I love the sea more than you love the sea,
and you see fish more than I love me.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
I thought Captain Alcohol bitchslapped you the other day
but apparently you’re just alcohol’s little bitch. This is the most awesome thread ever.
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Hey Graham - you know what's fun?
Going out into the Cambridge town center and harassing townies.
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PS: Harrassing students who aren't done is more fun
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Drinking more would be fun too
I mean, after all, think of those of us for whom it’s 10.22 AM and we’re at work. you gotta have one for me. NOW.
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IT'S COLD GIN TIME AGAIN
AND YOU KNOW THAT IT ALWAYS WINS!
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Seriously, Jeff...
you have to ensure this diary does not and cannot be deleted.
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Oh, Graham
Dave Cameron is getting married. You should post a friendly congratulations message over at USSM right now.
In fact, he's already started the bachelor party
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Damn
no drunk congratulations post from Graham.
Graham knew about it before Dave
trawl through the USSM archives and you’ll find a drunk congratulations message from Graham that made no sense at the time.
Sadly, somewhere, buried in the unsearchable archives here, is a post Graham made that foresaw your death, BrianL. I’m….I’m so sorry.
Rather, I knew he was proposing and assumed she said yes because Dave's awesome
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Does that mean he's feigning being hammered or sober?
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by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Holy crap, I have made at least 600 comments here this week
what the hell?
Congratulations man
Enjoy the precious time between now and “job”.
Get the 5-string version.
Or, if you can find one, one of these. Now THAT’s a bass guitar…
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I couldn't find the 5 in lefthanded
I also would prefer a black one but WHT WHOWEL WORLD IS VBIASED AGAINS|T LEFT| HANDED BASSIST
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2008 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I already switch hit at baseball
but I have myu bpride musical instruments stay sinister
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2008 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
there's nothing sinister
about sitting in your dorm room playing Cliff Richard songs all night.
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Hey, I'm a lefty
And I have the same initials AND first name as a famous lefty bass player.
I’ve assimilated, and forced myself to play bass right-handed.
I’m a much better piano player, though, so…
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by PositivePaul on May 6, 2008 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't assimilate
The world shall bend to my will
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2008 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I say 'BACK TO THE KITCHEN WENCH'
And then they punch me
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2008 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Deep fried, with some HP sauce and chips
now THAT’s a good dinner.
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England's best invention ever.
I got my wife hooked on it when we were there last year and now we have it with pretty much everything.
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God I wish I didn't have a meeting right now
also, it’s raining here. WTF?
oh Graham. I only wish I was as awesome as you
You should post so
e drunk e-mails from Jeff right now. Trust me its a good idea.
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some. Fuck you portable interwebs
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
If LL/SBN does disappear at 11
I will be very sad, because by the time it comes back up Graham will be sober again.
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someone has to save this page
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Drunk Graham is excellent.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
I@M ALWATS XCELLENEDT DAMN YOUR E|YES
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I will sit for you mocking me though because standing is somehow more difficult than sntici[ated
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
OK I have to go
bye drunk Graham enjoy your post finals gin binge!
You know who's awesome?
Jon Garland.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
you know who else is awesome?
Skoorbo.
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Excelsior
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
fucking rec'd
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
mroing
chrilden
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 6, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
My pary are with the father...
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 6, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Graham, tell us your strategy for luring Jeff Clement into the sack
I need to take notes
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Can I borrow some?
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
that's what they rohypnol is for, drunkypants
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It's working, my friend. Oh, it's working.
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Totally not related to Clemenb of course..........
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
god damn the portable Internet and its tiny keyboard
How do I mock drunks when I sound drunk myself?
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
It's a poor workman blames his tools
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Hey I'm in the library trying not to study for a test in thirty minutes
I know I’m a poor workman based on my inability to do timely work but this shit’s ridiculous
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Probably. Its logic. I got an 88 on the assignment which covers the same stuff
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
So why study? You're good.
There’s too many A students in the world. B’s are underrated.
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getting an 88% in a univsity exam shoudl be impossibles
your exams are too easy, what is this supposed to be, MIT? pussy
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
but brett's not at univsity
he’s at university.
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Dude you know I go to fake college
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Its ok, you aren't the only community "college" student here.
I am transferring to UW Bothell soon enough though.
by Fin on May 7, 2008 3:43 AM PDT up reply actions
God I hate block quote. I must've done that like ten times.
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Hey.
Community College rocks!
I graduated from “Green River University” myself, and then went on to get an even MORE useless German degree at WWU…
A huge part of me wishes I could’ve just saved my $$$ and stuck w/a tech degree from a CC…
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by PositivePaul on May 7, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
No, they named it after A green river.
They didn’t have any particular green river in mind.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Or a killer?
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by pdb on May 7, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that a rick roll? Hopefully you can't get rick rolled on this thing...
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I used to have an acoustic bass but I hated it
It was fine for playing alone but it does not carry a loud enough tone without being amped.
that's asn acousto electric one
currentlyt I am using a disco PA from the 70s as an amp so enh
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
You will most likely find you always amp it then
Do you prefer the tone of the acoustic? I almost exclusively played punk, so an acoustic was useless to me. I needed the tone a solid body bass gave.
I used to be a classical guitarist and I mostly play jazz bass
I love acousitc. I juast turn on the amp when other people awnat to listen
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn all of you and your cool instruments
all I play is saxophone and bassoon.
In the immortal words of Brett
fucking rec’d
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OMG CHAVSCUM IO need more stabbies
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2008 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
I need to get off my ass and do some laundry.
But I am being way to entertained by this thread.
Damn this place sometimes.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
To recap:
Graham finished his exams.
Graham has finished a bunch of gin.
Hilarity has ensued.
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NO MY HEAD is happy as all helfck dude
hell/fuck you CHOOESE
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
sorry HELFCK has already been taken
it means half-elf chick. Now the D&D geeks are going to hunt you down. Run for cover!
I'll have you know that I am a D&D geek, and half-elf chicks are always represented as HEF
Half-Elf Female
And anyway, only losers played half-elves.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
In first edition it made some sense to play a half-elf
if you had a really anal DM who applied the demi-human level caps, but after that half-elves were always just less useful elves without the cool flexibility of humans.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Hey, Clerics were awesome.
From 2nd edition on they were pretty easily the most powerful class in the game.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
It's only 8pm
I would hope he’s not calling it a night just yet.
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It's something clock only says via gin facilitation.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
via gin almost equals vagina.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 6, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Something like that.
Time for another drink, in any event.
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Holy crap I have drunk half a bottle of gin in the past 60 minutes
I am gonna die of alcohols tell Jeff Clement I love him
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Know Graham I doubt that happens.
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't spoil our fun, you
Graham has all day tomorrow to recover.
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I haven;t been stopepd by the police iun way too long
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Go up to the first one you see
and shout “WHAT’S ALL THIS THEN ALLO ALLO ALLO” at the top of your lungs, and see what happens.
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Have a handful of Pringles
that’ll make it all better.
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I should arose the question because I'm a jewburger, shouldn't I?
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
You better be careful or I'll go Graham on your ex girlfriend's emotionally unstable ass.
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Good luck
we’ll still be here when you get back, but more of Graham’s gin won’t.
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Your crap gets tested?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 6, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Something like that. Pretty sure I kicked the test's ass. Good to see Graham is still shitty.
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by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Crap I gotta go to a meeting
somebody keep Graham drinking while I’m gone.
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All the ladies haven't finished their exams yet and thus they want me out of sight
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
But the moment they finish...
Presumably they’ll all come charging in your direction, you won’t even have to move.
Oh Graham
Geoff Baker just said Clement is worse than Vidro and Wilkerson.
That makes you angry, right? Smashy smashy?
I don;'t care what baker things
Also I don’t beleive you
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Boy when Graham is drunk
he becomes a lowly plebe like the rest of us.
Huh. I just got this anonymous e-mail from Jeff C. (or was it J. Clement, I forgot).

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i don't even know if they're open yet
I made friends with the van dude just now though. He had a fdaughter in poland named Suzannah. She’s 6. No doubt brett will be trying to get me to hook him up shortly.
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Life or Death?
Gardies will definitely be open. Mine’s a chicken souvlakia, mmmmm!
Good choice, stay safe.
How much longer are you staying in the UK for?
Will do, that's a promise
I have exams of my own at the start of June but I’m all yours after that. Assuming Jeff Clement doesn’t mind.
never been a fan of accoustic bass guitars...
..their sound isn’t anything to brag about and the idea is pretty contrived.
br
what kind of music is he wanting to play?
br
by sirbrianwilson on May 6, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
i like the uprights, but i'm a fender guy myself...
i’m in the process of building a near replica of this:

but it’ll be a little more custom for me.
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by sirbrianwilson on May 6, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Steve Harris=Win
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
I stand corrected.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
how come everyone in the scene is into maiden now...
...and not back in 2000-2004 when i was playing in bands up there? we also had to share the bill with “nu-metal” people. it sucked.
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by sirbrianwilson on May 6, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Because Bruce Dickinson is back with them now
so they’re the real Maiden again.
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Dickenson and Smith rejoined in 1999...
..they went on to do a “best of” tour in support of Ed Hunter. then they released brave new world in 2000. That’s the year they played the tacoma dome with queensryche and halford.
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by sirbrianwilson on May 6, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Brave New World kicked ass.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 6, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
definitely one of my favorite albums.
the drum tone on that is probably the best we’ve ever heard from them.
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by sirbrianwilson on May 6, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I prefer Dance of Death, actually.
Dance of Death is one of their 5 best albums, by my reckoning.
But then, I think Number of the Beast is one of their weaker entries.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
The Ed Hunter tour was in 1999, and Brave New World was released in 2000.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Bayley wasn't that bad. Virtual XI was a decent album.
But more than that, Maiden’s first two albums – with Paul DiAnno on vocals – are tremendous. DIckinson isn’t all that makes Iron Maiden great.
But Steve Harris might be. He and Dave Murray are the only two guys who’ve been on every album.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Steve Harris essentially is the band.
I’m a fan of all their albums. Virtual XI and The X Factor get a bad rap due to blaze’s vocals, but i think the songs rule. One of my favorite maiden songs is actually from that era, The Clansman. Although, I prefer Bruce’s vocals to it.
I agree about the Di’Anno years. He had a great voice…that combined with Clive’s unique drumming makes Iron Maiden and Killers phenomenal albums.
Although, my favorite lineup is definitely Harris, McBrain, Smith, Murray, and Dickenson.
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by sirbrianwilson on May 6, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, Steve was depressed during the Blaze period, and you can hear it in the songs.
There are great live recordings of Blaze doing some of the earlier songs and they’re really good. Blaze’s live version of Afraid to Shoot Strangers is incredible.
Back in the early days of Napster I spent a lot of time tracking down Iron Maiden B-sides.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Audioslave
Mixed in with some classical shit.
I don't think he's going to be upright
if he keeps drinking gin like that.
by eponymous_coward on May 6, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Acoustic or otherwise
No thread about bass is complete without a healthy dose of Hysteria
NOT A RICKROLL I PROMISE
PLAY THE F'ING BASS GRAHAM
Well, they’re saying “John”, but you get the point.
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by PositivePaul on May 6, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Cool
I’m also a big fan of Peter Hook (Joy Division/New Order). The melodic bass on Bizarre Love Triangle always gets me ridiculously giddy.
Link is to some Final Fantasy video mash-up as I can’t find the full version elsewhere.
You know what would be cool?
When they finally invent wireless midi. Look at this tangle of wires. Sheesh..
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by PositivePaul on May 6, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
That's why the multi-timbral synth was invented.
Gets ya partway there…
But, yeah.
And I LOVE New Order/Joy Division too…
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I have your solution!
a wireless synthesizer bagpipe.
What. The. Fuck.
Clever I suppose, but loses points for looking like something out of the Dirt Devil range.
You know what?
That’s actually friggin’ awesome, even if it is weird-looking…
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also..
this bassist was amazing…as was the band.
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by sirbrianwilson on May 6, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
We need to be able to send Graham drinks remotely
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We need to send Graham a Curacao Crusher
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Just to see if writes, "Thanks for the cock crusher"?
by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on May 6, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
The joys of a system reset/restart
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as it leads to a toilet.
Sinks tend to get clogged.
Um, don’t ask me how I know this. :(
by eponymous_coward on May 6, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
At my age I know to stop before puking is an issue
I don’t know how I know this, it’s just something I’ve developed. Even if I’ve been drinking for hours and I am completely falling-down drunk, if only have one or two sips left in the glass, I can somehow look at the glass and think “if I drink that I’ll puke” and I stop.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I also have developed that skill with age
However, I have a weak stomach. If I am drunk and I see something I think is gross, well it all comes up. Then I get sleepy.
I demand transcription to LL if this happens
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It's not that far!
and you KNOW the border patrol is only looking for drugs, not alcohol
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
multinational?
Like the UN? Are there blue helmets involved?
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so you'd have an international and an interstate drunk text message
Sweeeet.
by eponymous_coward on May 6, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
for the 500th time
I’m in Washington 9 months out of the year, right now inclusive
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Graham? You still conscious?
This thread is both running out of gas and becoming far too coherent.
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needs more drinking
Sadly, this won’t happen for me until this evening :(
by eponymous_coward on May 6, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I got all of mine out the way on Saturday after the M's game
Is it a bad thing if I don’t remember how I got home to my friend’s place that night? I know it involved multiple subway trains, but the specifics are fuzzy…
Did it involve the 7? And does it REALLY look like you're riding through Beirut?
by eponymous_coward on May 6, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I did that in London once
Pub was two tube lines and a 10 min walk from my hostel, and to this day I have no idea how I got home without either falling down into the tracks or getting lost and ending up in Dover or somewhere.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahahaha
Brings me back to my trip to Deutschland in high school. We’d had a drinking contest at Hofbraühaus in München (I came in second, DAMMIT!), and I seem to have fuzzy memories of ending up in an Endstation in München and having the lights go off and freaking out. Our adult chaperon (my German teacher) was probably one of the least-sober people, and fortunately there was one dude that didn’t drink. We made it back to our Youth Hostel about 90 seconds before the doors were locked for the night for good.
Good times!
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I suspect Graham has headed out to one of Cambridge's seedy nightclubs
Why a seedy nightclub, you say? Because there is no other kind in Cambridge. Dodgy lighting and sticky dancefloors all the way.
What he said
Legal drinking age is 18 over here and ID checks are pretty loose so Wash wouldn’t have any trouble locating his, er, preferred demographic.
Sweet for him, then.
I can see him wanting an expansion franchise there.
by eponymous_coward on May 6, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Epic fail
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
You try drinking a half bottle of gin and see how conscious you are.
by eponymous_coward on May 6, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Been there done that
and it took almost the whole bottle for me to be incoherent. But that was a while ago.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Graham was pretty coherent
if you ignore the typos
by eponymous_coward on May 6, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
True enough.
I bet it’s a different story right now if he’s still conscious, though.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
jufffffclemmmmmmmmnntstupidchavsmussssssssshtdie
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
JI thanks you for your support
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
How the hell did I miss this thread?
Fuck you people for drinking while I had to go to class.
That's the great thing
it’s not even “you people”, it was pretty much just Graham. I look forward to tomorrow’s “what the hell did I do that for” thread.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Or the post-company-christmas-party walk of shame
One year, me and one other guy – a contractor with an expense account – were put in charge of procuring alcohol for the company Christmas party. For 12 people, we bought 12 fifths of various liquors, about 10 cases of various beers, and a couple Baileys-type post-dinner drink bottles. We managed to consume about 85% of it between the 12 of us.
The next morning, I showed up at 9AM, still a little drunk from the night before, convinced I’d be the last person there (I usually started about 7.30). I was the first one there. Over the course of the rest of the morning, everyone else stumbled in, looking as bad as I felt.
The last guy in was the guy with the expense account, who looked HORRIBLE. He showed up in the office with a bag of McDonalds breakfast in one hand, a bottle of orange juice in the other, and the first thing he said was “Do I have anything to apologize for this morning?” Good times.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 6, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Be sure to save this thread for evidence. I saved the page too, but we want evidence in case Graham abuses his admin powers
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
HE LIVES!!!!!
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Just to be clear
this is not actually Graham, but a suggestion for what should replace the picture in the FanPost. I was just impressed that Graham was able to post anything at this late gin-soaked hour.
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't need to be an admin to quit and take your ball home.
by JI on May 6, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry, I'm not going to delete the post
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
second wind?
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by pdb on May 6, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
How the fuck did you manage to spell “simulations” right when “then” was a bit too tall of a mountain to climb?
He's got talent.
Paul Potts? Fuckin’ amateur.
by eponymous_coward on May 6, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I was more impressed with stochastic biochemistry.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
I am distinctly unimpressed by stochastic biochemistry
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm impressed
that you’re not drinking the other half of your gin bottle.
by eponymous_coward on May 6, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions





















