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our greasy talons shall ensnare me no further! fuck you bitches,. none of this rmax = p[e0][s]/kmaxexp(sdkjsafjhuadjkbas) bullshit bewcaUASE IT is dfone forever. Jeff clement rules. I lovew you all apart from the people that I don't love of which there are quite a lot of peoples but you'll haqve to figure that out amongst yourelfs.

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I'm gonna get this bass. Anyone play one of these before? hwo des is sound and all that? My bass is 6 years old and pretty craptacularatstic o i need a new one and want a acoustic fretless.

Also Jeff clement fucking rules and if you don't agree thaen you can just die.

Fuck zoologists

 

 

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Graham needs to post drunk more.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 6, 2008 10:11 AM PDT   0 recs

I need to study abroad in England

Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack

by Frosty Raptor on May 6, 2008 10:12 AM PDT   0 recs

Drunk Graham posting = awesome.

But if I were you, Graham, I’d learn how to play the upright bass. Gives you way more cool points.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 10:14 AM PDT   0 recs

I canb;t play it i tired and pressing thew strings

down took ay too much effort i can [play celle though

by Graham on May 6, 2008 10:17 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Okay Graham.

Why don’t you go lay down right now?

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 10:17 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

GIGGITY

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:19 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Okay.

Why don’t you go grab a camera and put a lampshade over your head? Trust me this is for a good cause.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 10:20 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Try the Octobass.

Anything invented by Richard Wagner == Good.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 6, 2008 10:18 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Wait - Wagner invented a Jew-killing machine?

Seriously?

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 7, 2008 12:37 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

No, not seriously.

but he was an antisemite.

by johnbai on May 9, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Ken Griffey, Jr. is the solution to all of our offensive woes

I propose trading Matthew Tuiasosopo and Ryan Feierabend for him

by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 10:14 AM PDT   0 recs

If it was Feierabend straight up for Griffey

and if the contract was restructured so we didn’t have to pick up his crazy-ass option for next season
and if Clement was made the starting catcher
and if Raul was moved into a 1B platoon with Richie

I’d do it in a heartbeat. Since this scenario will never happen, fuck it.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 10:19 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

*Let ME

wtf am I drunk too?

by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 10:20 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

No, you just have a cold

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:20 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

TRADE FELIX FOR GRIFFEY!

WE HAVE ENOUGH PITCHING!

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 10:20 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm going to give you i_Am_A_Retard.jpg for an avatar

THAT’s WHAT DRUNK GRAHAM BAITING GETS YOU

I should have sued caps lock instead of shift there in retrospect

by Graham on May 6, 2008 10:20 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Don't sue caps lock

he can’t afford the judgment. Sue Shift/F9 instead.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:21 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

But I like you...

why do you hate me???

by seattlebruin on May 6, 2008 10:24 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Mommy never loved him

and daddy never played catch with him.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 10:25 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

In Deep Praise of Fish - a poem

I love you more than fish love the sea,
but fish love the sea more than you love me.
You love fish more than I love the sea,
but I love the sea more than fish love me.

therefore -

Fish love you more than the sea loves me,
and the sea loves fish when fish love the sea.
I love the sea more than you love the sea,
and you see fish more than I love me.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 6, 2008 10:37 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I thought Captain Alcohol bitchslapped you the other day

but apparently you’re just alcohol’s little bitch. This is the most awesome thread ever.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:19 AM PDT   0 recs

Hey Graham - you know what's fun?

Going out into the Cambridge town center and harassing townies.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:21 AM PDT   0 recs

Drinking more would be fun too

I mean, after all, think of those of us for whom it’s 10.22 AM and we’re at work. you gotta have one for me. NOW.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:22 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Seriously, Jeff...

you have to ensure this diary does not and cannot be deleted.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:24 AM PDT   0 recs

I already did

we need more recs.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:25 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh, Graham

Dave Cameron is getting married. You should post a friendly congratulations message over at USSM right now.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 10:26 AM PDT   0 recs

Damn

no drunk congratulations post from Graham.

by BrianL on May 6, 2008 10:27 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Graham knew about it before Dave

trawl through the USSM archives and you’ll find a drunk congratulations message from Graham that made no sense at the time.

Sadly, somewhere, buried in the unsearchable archives here, is a post Graham made that foresaw your death, BrianL. I’m….I’m so sorry.

by marc w on May 6, 2008 10:32 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Congratulations man

Enjoy the precious time between now and “job”.

by Alex B on May 6, 2008 10:29 AM PDT   0 recs

Get the 5-string version.

Or, if you can find one, one of these. Now THAT’s a bass guitar…

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on May 6, 2008 10:30 AM PDT   0 recs

I couldn't find the 5 in lefthanded

I also would prefer a black one but WHT WHOWEL WORLD IS VBIASED AGAINS|T LEFT| HANDED BASSIST

by Graham on May 6, 2008 10:31 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I already switch hit at baseball

but I have myu bpride musical instruments stay sinister

by Graham on May 6, 2008 10:39 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

there's nothing sinister

about sitting in your dorm room playing Cliff Richard songs all night.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:40 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Hey, I'm a lefty

And I have the same initials AND first name as a famous lefty bass player.

I’ve assimilated, and forced myself to play bass right-handed.

I’m a much better piano player, though, so…

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on May 6, 2008 10:40 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

DUCKLINGS ARE OUTSIDE M Y WINDOW

they’d be so tasty deep fri4ecd

by Graham on May 6, 2008 10:34 AM PDT   0 recs

Deep fried, with some HP sauce and chips

now THAT’s a good dinner.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:40 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

England's best invention ever.

I got my wife hooked on it when we were there last year and now we have it with pretty much everything.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on May 6, 2008 10:45 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

oh Graham. I only wish I was as awesome as you

You should post so
e drunk e-mails from Jeff right now. Trust me its a good idea.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 10:43 AM PDT   0 recs

some. Fuck you portable interwebs

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2008 10:46 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs