5/5: AHAHAHAHAHHA WE SCORED MORE RUNS THREAD
Also, House.
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WLAD BLASTIC!!!!
Who needs veterans when we have kids like this.
It’s also nice to actually have some range in RF.
Shot in the arm. We’ll take it. I’m certain LL Deux attendees’ pants are beshatted.
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on
May 5, 2008 8:16 PM PDT
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hooray for runs
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
by wadswerth on
May 5, 2008 8:16 PM PDT
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Dammit now I have to post it here.
Run support
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by BrianL on
May 5, 2008 8:16 PM PDT
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It still rules in this thred.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on
May 5, 2008 8:17 PM PDT
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3 threads, 4 innings.
I want 3 more funk blasts by Wlad and Clement.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 5, 2008 8:16 PM PDT
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Do we get to bank any of these runs for another game?
by Wilder. on
May 5, 2008 8:16 PM PDT
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I've been wishing for that "rule" ever since the 2001 ALCS.
by BrianL on
May 5, 2008 8:17 PM PDT
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I blame 9/11 on us losing that season.
by Wilder. on
May 5, 2008 8:18 PM PDT
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I was going to go with "Which tower was the momentum in?"
but that’ll work too
by ningwers on
May 5, 2008 8:22 PM PDT
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On scale of personal tragedy
May 4 2008 > October 21 2001 > September 11 2001
by JI on
May 5, 2008 8:24 PM PDT
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Check the gamelogs
the Mariners went on a huge winning streak after September 11.
by JI on
May 5, 2008 8:23 PM PDT
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Yes, according to Calvinball rules.
We will be starting the next 4 games with a score of J to 245.6
by eponymous_coward on
May 5, 2008 8:17 PM PDT
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We're the home team, right?
I don’t see why we can’t
by Alex B on
May 5, 2008 8:18 PM PDT
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2007 version would've done it on the first pitch.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on
May 5, 2008 8:19 PM PDT
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...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 5, 2008 8:19 PM PDT
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I have never been one to shy away from taking credit for someone else's work.
by JI on
May 5, 2008 8:21 PM PDT
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Welcome to bantown.
Thanks for copying it though. Forgot it doesn’t show up with the auto-updates
by Matthew on
May 5, 2008 8:23 PM PDT
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I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY!
HE’S NOT YOUR GUY, FRIEND!
I’M NOT YOUR FRIEND, BUDDY!
by SethGrandpa on
May 5, 2008 8:46 PM PDT
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This is insane
What is going on tonight?
by lyleleander on
May 5, 2008 8:19 PM PDT
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I just tuned in
I’m as confused as you are
by ningwers on
May 5, 2008 8:19 PM PDT
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Don't question.
Just enjoy it.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on
May 5, 2008 8:20 PM PDT
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Raul, 2 doubles.
We need Millwood to pitch more games.
by eponymous_coward on
May 5, 2008 8:19 PM PDT
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Many U's are called for
RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL
by redwolf75 on
May 5, 2008 8:19 PM PDT
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hmm..
Hit Beltre. Die.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 5, 2008 8:20 PM PDT
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Who are you and what have you done with the Mariners
and can you make sure they don’t come back please
by Nick S on
May 5, 2008 8:20 PM PDT
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Ah there's Red.
Awesome shades indeed.
Also, Fuck you Raul for being slow.
by BrianL on
May 5, 2008 8:20 PM PDT
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Bad Baseruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuning.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 5, 2008 8:20 PM PDT
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Yet another pic that needs to become unlost.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on
May 5, 2008 8:21 PM PDT
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Oh right baseball is supposed to be fun.
as opposed to east coast games.
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on
May 5, 2008 8:21 PM PDT
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Nice work Raul... you fucking idiot
I think not trying to take 3rd on a ball in front of you was like the first thing I ever learned in little league
by thenatural on
May 5, 2008 8:21 PM PDT
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I never cease to be unintentionally hilarious.
by JI on
May 5, 2008 8:27 PM PDT
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You will look quite silly the next time you refresh this thread.
by JI on
May 5, 2008 8:34 PM PDT
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I don't know what this means.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 5, 2008 8:36 PM PDT
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I refreshed.
I still have no idea what it means.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 5, 2008 8:42 PM PDT
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[the picture is supposed to have the spelling corrected]
by JI on
May 5, 2008 8:44 PM PDT
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OH
You should be talking to Buthole, though. I do not feel silly.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 5, 2008 8:45 PM PDT
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This is still one of my favorite photoshops.
by BrianL on
May 5, 2008 8:50 PM PDT
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Yeah, that was established last time.
I have no intention of fixing it though. The message is still the same, and I find it unintentionally funny.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 5, 2008 8:55 PM PDT
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At least it gives me an excuse to go back through my other paint jobs.

...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 5, 2008 8:26 PM PDT
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WTF I just got here
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
May 5, 2008 8:22 PM PDT
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Yes this is the proper response to the strikeout
by JeffS on
May 5, 2008 8:25 PM PDT
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Things I don't want to swin through in my money bin:
1). That.
by JI on
May 5, 2008 8:27 PM PDT
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He meant to say:
“Yummmmmmmmmmmmm”
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 5, 2008 8:24 PM PDT
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God when Jeff gets back he won't be happy with comments like these.
Jesus have you read the TOS?
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on
May 5, 2008 8:25 PM PDT
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Richie's 3 true outcomes
strikeout, funk blast, strikeout
by Nick S on
May 5, 2008 8:24 PM PDT
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The best part is he actually looks evil
by Fett42 on
May 5, 2008 8:26 PM PDT
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As amusing as this is
the Ichiro double is actually very, VERY creepy when you think about it.
by BrianL on
May 5, 2008 11:49 PM PDT
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WTF?
Who wears an oversized cowboy hat to Safeco?
by Faux on
May 5, 2008 8:26 PM PDT
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somberero
cinco de mayo, homes
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on
May 5, 2008 8:26 PM PDT
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Fuck that noise.
If they want to celebrate Mexico, they can go back there.
Corco’s with me, right?
//Bait
by Faux on
May 5, 2008 8:27 PM PDT
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I'm with you
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
May 5, 2008 8:57 PM PDT
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It's funny
‘cause it’s bigger than a normal hat.
by Teej on
May 5, 2008 8:27 PM PDT
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Richie teaching Clement defense?
DO. NOT. WANT.
by seattlebruin on
May 5, 2008 8:28 PM PDT
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Here's how you stand here like an idiot.
And this, Jeff, is how you fall straight down and make it appear like you’re diving.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 5, 2008 8:29 PM PDT
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The M's won't fight for 1st place
But man do they put their game face on for 3rd
by Fett42 on
May 5, 2008 8:28 PM PDT
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Where the hell
did they dredge up Sidney Ponson
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on
May 5, 2008 8:28 PM PDT
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I'm not saying anything
but on a certain website featuring a pirate ship on it, there’s now a link up to someone who might have a video file of a particular TV show that airs in 30 minutes pac time.
by Matthew on
May 5, 2008 8:29 PM PDT
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The most highly anticipated Anthony Bourdain of the season
by JeffS on
May 5, 2008 8:31 PM PDT
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An no comments for 2 minutes after.
I wonder what people were doing.
by Faux on
May 5, 2008 8:32 PM PDT
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I'm not saying anything
but the video might be in HD.
by Matthew on
May 5, 2008 8:34 PM PDT
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Not saying anything
but my video card doesn’t do HD, even though my monitor is a HD tv.
by JI on
May 5, 2008 8:35 PM PDT
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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 5, 2008 8:31 PM PDT
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AAAAHHHH
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on
May 5, 2008 8:32 PM PDT
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh fuck you anal leakage
by Matthew on
May 5, 2008 8:32 PM PDT
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Flange - Flange - Shit
Flange – Flange – Scrote
by Jordan of Boise on
May 5, 2008 8:59 PM PDT
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Oh I get it now!
You’re the black Jeff Sullivan.
by BrianL on
May 5, 2008 8:32 PM PDT
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Anatomical differences make that impossible.
I went there. Now I’ll leave there.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 5, 2008 8:34 PM PDT
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and the black Wade Boggs in the same outfield!
by Matthew on
May 5, 2008 8:34 PM PDT
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No, Griffey had the big head.
Boggs was in the bar fight with Barney.
Pitt the Elder!!!
by DCMariner on
May 5, 2008 8:43 PM PDT
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What the fuck is up with Ranger CFers
when they play us?
by Matthew on
May 5, 2008 8:32 PM PDT
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Josh Hamilton: mental health day off
I think he needs a little longer
by JeffS on
May 5, 2008 8:33 PM PDT
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GOD DAMMIT
DIE KINSLER DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
by BrianL on
May 5, 2008 8:33 PM PDT
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Get the fuck on base Kenji. Wlad needs a run fb.
by redwolf75 on
May 5, 2008 8:34 PM PDT
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What is this get on base mean?
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on
May 5, 2008 8:35 PM PDT
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i love the blonde in this comcast commercial
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on
May 5, 2008 8:35 PM PDT
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I love that Comcast "Everyone loves Money" commercial.
by BrianL on
May 5, 2008 8:36 PM PDT
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What it is bro, you straight?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 5, 2008 8:37 PM PDT
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Who are you and why are you getting on base?
by JeffS on
May 5, 2008 8:38 PM PDT
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Washburn could probably hit more batters without letting them all on base
They’d only notice half the time
by Fett42 on
May 5, 2008 8:38 PM PDT
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Washburn with the fastball to the hand.
Batter shakes it, turns, asks the ump, did that hit me?
by Faux on
May 5, 2008 8:39 PM PDT
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Pitch one, ball?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on
May 5, 2008 8:39 PM PDT
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DOUBLE PLAY TWINS!
That was Yuni circa 3 years ago!
by seattlesundevil on
May 5, 2008 8:40 PM PDT
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Jeff hacked, couldn't care less.

We have runs.
by BrianL on
May 5, 2008 8:41 PM PDT
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WE'RE BACK BABY
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by JeffS on
May 5, 2008 8:42 PM PDT
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Bender?
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on
May 5, 2008 8:43 PM PDT
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Terr-richie-iffic????
I think I now know true hate.
by Faux on
May 5, 2008 8:43 PM PDT
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We love him just the way he is.
Forever youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuung…
by qrsouther on
May 5, 2008 8:45 PM PDT
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You know what?
I need a milkshake. I might leave for a bit. MIGHT.
by qrsouther on
May 5, 2008 8:44 PM PDT
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And that was Loafie Time
I hope you enjoyed it
by JeffS on
May 5, 2008 8:45 PM PDT
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Ozzie Guillen is my favorite
by JeffS on
May 5, 2008 8:47 PM PDT
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not my favorite in chicago
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on
May 5, 2008 8:48 PM PDT
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It's late and I'm dense.
I got most of these, but what’re the first two?
“We are the [bleep] of Chicago. We’re the Chicago [bleep]. We have the worst owner [Jerry Reinsdorf]. The guy’s got seven [bleeping] rings, and he’s the [bleeping] horse[bleep] owner.”
by Faux on
May 5, 2008 8:52 PM PDT
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I was assuming shit..
Just because Chicago Shit sounds badass.
by seattlesundevil on
May 5, 2008 8:53 PM PDT
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As a tactician, he makes me cry.
But he’s such an awesome interview.
by Teej on
May 5, 2008 8:48 PM PDT
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RE: Ozzie getting 86ed
What day do you have in the pool?
by JI on
May 5, 2008 8:49 PM PDT
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It seems like he doesn't understand
That fans everywhere do that. He’s one of those anti-rosterbation crusaders I guess.
Tipper Guillen.
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May 5, 2008 8:50 PM PDT
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Even though this is a good image...
I don’t like seeing it repeat over and over and over again.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 5, 2008 8:51 PM PDT
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Alright!
This is more like it! This place was getting wayyyyy too positive and happy
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May 5, 2008 8:49 PM PDT
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Washburn
“I see your true colors shining through”
by Majic on
May 5, 2008 8:49 PM PDT
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Michael Young:
“Probably one of the more underrated players in the game.”
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Well, this game is about to get a lot closer.
Washburn @ 90 pitches
by HARRYP09 on
May 5, 2008 8:50 PM PDT
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Why do our starters keep leaving hurt?
Guh..
by seattlesundevil on
May 5, 2008 8:51 PM PDT
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Covers Mac's ass
when he forgets to warm someone up in the pen.
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And tumor-head.
I will fix it one of these days.
by Wilder. on
May 5, 2008 8:54 PM PDT
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Not me.
I don’t even have a crystal ball.
by Majic on
May 5, 2008 8:57 PM PDT
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Fuck. Posted too late.
...and now I'm here
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May 5, 2008 8:57 PM PDT
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I ain't got no crystal ball
...and now I'm here
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May 5, 2008 8:57 PM PDT
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I'm going to have to go with Teej on this one.
by BrianL on
May 5, 2008 8:59 PM PDT
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It was good like 10 years ago...
I’ve heard what I got and badfish at lame parties just about enough, though…
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May 5, 2008 9:00 PM PDT
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What about Same in the End?
Or Santeria, Wrong Way, April 26th 1992?
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May 5, 2008 9:02 PM PDT
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Sorry, dude.
I grew up on an island full of stoners/hippies, so I’ve heard enough to last a lifetime.
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Found this too.

I need to make more images. It’s fun to go through them later.
...and now I'm here
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May 5, 2008 8:57 PM PDT
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Do a similar thing
With that church sign one.
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I don't like this...
IS THIS GAME EFFING IN QUESTION ALL OF A [BLEEP]ING SUDDEN
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May 5, 2008 8:57 PM PDT
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By the way don't forget to make a .gif of Beltre dancing, somebody
by JeffS on
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WE at start of inning: 99.2%
WE now: 97.2%
This game is now House approved. See ya.
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The best three words ever
“In play, outs”
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May 5, 2008 8:59 PM PDT
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Sims loves the word "stroke" ...
when he starts talking about “gently caressing his bat” I putting the mute on for good.
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