5/5: AHAHAHAHAHHA WE SCORED MORE RUNS THREAD
by JeffS on May 5, 2008 8:14 PM PDT
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WLAD BLASTIC!!!!
Who needs veterans when we have kids like this.
It’s also nice to actually have some range in RF.
Shot in the arm. We’ll take it. I’m certain LL Deux attendees’ pants are beshatted.
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
hooray for runs
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
3 threads, 4 innings.
I want 3 more funk blasts by Wlad and Clement.
...and now I'm here
I was going to go with "Which tower was the momentum in?"
but that’ll work too
by ningwers on May 5, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
On scale of personal tragedy
May 4 2008 > October 21 2001 > September 11 2001
by JI on May 5, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Check the gamelogs
the Mariners went on a huge winning streak after September 11.
by JI on May 5, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, according to Calvinball rules.
We will be starting the next 4 games with a score of J to 245.6
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
We're the home team, right?
I don’t see why we can’t
2007 version would've done it on the first pitch.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
I have never been one to shy away from taking credit for someone else's work.
by JI on May 5, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Welcome to bantown.
Thanks for copying it though. Forgot it doesn’t show up with the auto-updates
by Matthew on May 5, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Raul, 2 doubles.
We need Millwood to pitch more games.
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
Who are you and what have you done with the Mariners
and can you make sure they don’t come back please
Ah there's Red.
Awesome shades indeed.
Also, Fuck you Raul for being slow.
Bad Baseruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuning.
...and now I'm here
Oh right baseball is supposed to be fun.
as opposed to east coast games.
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
Nice work Raul... you fucking idiot
I think not trying to take 3rd on a ball in front of you was like the first thing I ever learned in little league
You will look quite silly the next time you refresh this thread.
by JI on May 5, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know what this means.
...and now I'm here
I refreshed.
I still have no idea what it means.
...and now I'm here
[the picture is supposed to have the spelling corrected]
by JI on May 5, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
OH
You should be talking to Buthole, though. I do not feel silly.
...and now I'm here
Yeah, that was established last time.
I have no intention of fixing it though. The message is still the same, and I find it unintentionally funny.
...and now I'm here
At least it gives me an excuse to go back through my other paint jobs.
...and now I'm here
He meant to say:
“Yummmmmmmmmmmmm”
...and now I'm here
God when Jeff gets back he won't be happy with comments like these.
Jesus have you read the TOS?
Go Nova
somberero
cinco de mayo, homes
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 5, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck that noise.
If they want to celebrate Mexico, they can go back there.
Corco’s with me, right?
//Bait
Richie teaching Clement defense?
DO. NOT. WANT.
Here's how you stand here like an idiot.
And this, Jeff, is how you fall straight down and make it appear like you’re diving.
...and now I'm here
The M's won't fight for 1st place
But man do they put their game face on for 3rd
I'm not saying anything
but on a certain website featuring a pirate ship on it, there’s now a link up to someone who might have a video file of a particular TV show that airs in 30 minutes pac time.
An no comments for 2 minutes after.
I wonder what people were doing.
I'm not saying anything
but the video might be in HD.
Not saying anything
but my video card doesn’t do HD, even though my monitor is a HD tv.
by JI on May 5, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Flange - Flange - Shit
Flange – Flange – Scrote
by Jordan of Boise on May 5, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh I get it now!
You’re the black Jeff Sullivan.
Anatomical differences make that impossible.
I went there. Now I’ll leave there.
...and now I'm here
What the fuck is up with Ranger CFers
when they play us?
What is this get on base mean?
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 5, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
What it is bro, you straight?
...and now I'm here
Washburn could probably hit more batters without letting them all on base
They’d only notice half the time
by Fett42 on May 5, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Washburn with the fastball to the hand.
Batter shakes it, turns, asks the ump, did that hit me?
DOUBLE PLAY TWINS!
That was Yuni circa 3 years ago!
WE'RE BACK BABY
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bender?
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 5, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Terr-richie-iffic????
I think I now know true hate.
not my favorite in chicago
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 5, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It's late and I'm dense.
I got most of these, but what’re the first two?
“We are the [bleep] of Chicago. We’re the Chicago [bleep]. We have the worst owner [Jerry Reinsdorf]. The guy’s got seven [bleeping] rings, and he’s the [bleeping] horse[bleep] owner.”
I was assuming shit..
Just because Chicago Shit sounds badass.
by seattlesundevil on May 5, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
RE: Ozzie getting 86ed
What day do you have in the pool?
by JI on May 5, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It seems like he doesn't understand
That fans everywhere do that. He’s one of those anti-rosterbation crusaders I guess.
Tipper Guillen.
Even though this is a good image...
I don’t like seeing it repeat over and over and over again.
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Alright!
This is more like it! This place was getting wayyyyy too positive and happy
Michael Young:
“Probably one of the more underrated players in the game.”
Well, this game is about to get a lot closer.
Washburn @ 90 pitches
Covers Mac's ass
when he forgets to warm someone up in the pen.
I ain't got no crystal ball
...and now I'm here
It was good like 10 years ago...
I’ve heard what I got and badfish at lame parties just about enough, though…
Sorry, dude.
I grew up on an island full of stoners/hippies, so I’ve heard enough to last a lifetime.
Found this too.
I need to make more images. It’s fun to go through them later.
...and now I'm here
WE at start of inning: 99.2%
WE now: 97.2%
This game is now House approved. See ya.
Sims loves the word "stroke" ...
when he starts talking about “gently caressing his bat” I putting the mute on for good.
Between Saltalamacchia and Cattalanotto
I can see MLB scrabble failing.
Mientkeiwicz nods in approval.
One time it will be.
Then no one will watch it, because there won’t be any suspense.
I was disappointed
they didn’t hold off on that until the series finale.
I did not know that.
Of course, I was playing Mariokart Wii instead, so I don’t feel that bad about it.
Overcompensating, probably.
He got kicked in the shin by a 12yr old he was hitting on.
K does someone want to explain all this Jarrod Washburn kiddie diddler shit?
I think I missed something.
Supposedly he was caught "hanging out" with teenage girls.
I don’t know if it’s true, but it’s funny.
I would imagine after he started playing baseball professionally.
Other than that, does it matter?
Yes, as the article told me.
That’s just peculiar that the same sort of thing gets an actual contributing pitcher like Kaz Sasaki sent away, while we welcome Mr. Rural Wisconsin.
It's in your settings page.
You can turn off viewing avatars there. I think they’re for 12yr old girls and Half-Life hackers, so I’d rather just have a blank spot.
I prefer to suspend my disbelief.
I come here to get away from the morons of the world. If I saw all the avatars, I wouldn’t like this place as much.
Nice.
I love it when there’s actual reasons to make fun of someone, as opposed to rumours.
Okay, well... I'm out.
Good luck all.
...and now I'm here
Not necessarily
That last one, but you can rarely get away with 2 liners hit directly at an infielder who is standing where he always is.
The casual fan demands that Adrian be DFA'd
for going 0-4.
Let's stop this here.
I’m starting to back myself into the corner of defending Richie fucking Sexson. It’s a place I’d rather not be.
3Ks by Green this inning.
Nice. Putz for the 9th, needs work.
HAHAHAHA
“Not everyday like he used to be here, Mike, but he still gets it done.”
Not how I remember 2006, really.
Josh Brown needs to die in a conflagration and have his remnants fed to ravenous
feral pit bulls to cap it off.
Jordin Babineaux hurts this team by taking the field.
Josh Brown will die when our ST unit goes headhunting.
9:23 PM
The first diagnosis is wrong, patient crashes, no one has any idea what the hell is wrong with him.
Sorry, I thought you were the dissident in the Family Guys Sucks thread.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
Remember how Jeff used to say that he worries that JJ will go back to his old shitty self one day?
I think he might be on that road.
Remember in the Kingdome when a relief pitcher was warming up
and the pitch to the catcher went “Wooop”
then the throw back would go “Wooooooo…”
This is Putz Wooooo…
oh yeah, that was god awful!
Almost all women doing that chant
Is it just me...
or does that “splitter” look like a 12-6 curve
Before the game started I thought Brandon Boggs might be related to Wade
I changed this hypothesis once I saw Brandon.
I apologize if this was mentioned already
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
Granted, I missed the Yankees series...
but I don’t think I’ve seen him get a splitter down like he used to since he came back. It looks like he just doesn’t have control over it.
add a "consistently" to that
Sorry, it’s 1240A here.
Jamie Moyer: 7 IP 2R 0 BB 5 K pitching 2-3 1 2B batting
Chase Utley: Man of the 1.210 OPS.
Diamondbacks=owned.
You know....
Lupus affects 1.4 million people in the U.S., so you’d think that at some point it WOULD actually be lupus.
DOWNLOAD FASTER DOWNLOAD FASTER!
SEED MORE YOU BASTARDS!
just got back home
I apologize to Wlad for even suggesting that you aren’t the answer. You are the answer Wlad!
FREE JEREMY REED!!
Whoever posted from allmoviephoto.com...
needs to die a painful death. Reloading this page refuses to timeout from their server. Assholes.
Washburn has pop in arm
Unfortunately, it’s not lupus.
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
Maid Guy demands to know how you know it's not lupus!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 6, 2008 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Ten more minutes...ten more minutes
then I can get my House fix.
Until then I’ll listen to this awesome MIDI bagpipe song.
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