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WLAD BLASTIC!!!!

Who needs veterans when we have kids like this.

It’s also nice to actually have some range in RF.

Shot in the arm. We’ll take it. I’m certain LL Deux attendees’ pants are beshatted.

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on May 5, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hooray for runs

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on May 5, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It still rules in this thred.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on May 5, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 threads, 4 innings.

I want 3 more funk blasts by Wlad and Clement.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 5, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes, according to Calvinball rules.

We will be starting the next 4 games with a score of J to 245.6

by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're the home team, right?

I don’t see why we can’t

by Alex B on May 5, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is insane

What is going on tonight?

by lyleleander on May 5, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I just tuned in

I’m as confused as you are

by ningwers on May 5, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't question.

Just enjoy it.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on May 5, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Raul, 2 doubles.

We need Millwood to pitch more games.

by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Many U's are called for

RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL

by redwolf75 on May 5, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hmm..

Hit Beltre. Die.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 5, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who are you and what have you done with the Mariners

and can you make sure they don’t come back please

by Nick S on May 5, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah there's Red.

Awesome shades indeed.

Also, Fuck you Raul for being slow.

by BrianL on May 5, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 5, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh right baseball is supposed to be fun.

as opposed to east coast games.

Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!

by PhilKenSebben on May 5, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice work Raul... you fucking idiot

I think not trying to take 3rd on a ball in front of you was like the first thing I ever learned in little league

by thenatural on May 5, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 5, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chirst

Or was that intentional?

by qrsouther on May 5, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was not.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 5, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 5, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I refreshed.

I still have no idea what it means.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 5, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF I just got here

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on May 5, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Richie's 3 true outcomes

strikeout, funk blast, strikeout

by Nick S on May 5, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF?

Who wears an oversized cowboy hat to Safeco?

by Faux on May 5, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

somberero

cinco de mayo, homes

Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!

by PhilKenSebben on May 5, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck that noise.

If they want to celebrate Mexico, they can go back there.

Corco’s with me, right?

//Bait

by Faux on May 5, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm with you

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on May 5, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's funny

‘cause it’s bigger than a normal hat.

by Teej on May 5, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here's how you stand here like an idiot.

And this, Jeff, is how you fall straight down and make it appear like you’re diving.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 5, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The M's won't fight for 1st place

But man do they put their game face on for 3rd

by Fett42 on May 5, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not saying anything

but on a certain website featuring a pirate ship on it, there’s now a link up to someone who might have a video file of a particular TV show that airs in 30 minutes pac time.

by Matthew on May 5, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not saying anything

but the video might be in HD.

by Matthew on May 5, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not saying anything

but my video card doesn’t do HD, even though my monitor is a HD tv.

by JI on May 5, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AAAAHHHH

Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!

by PhilKenSebben on May 5, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Josh Hamilton: mental health day off

I think he needs a little longer

by JeffS on May 5, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Strike 1.

I gotta’ fill in for Coach.

by redwolf75 on May 5, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, yeah,

My drama teacher who’s a big baseball fan installed it on me that Roger Clemens can win the “CYringe Young award”, so I really don’t know any different.

It was somewhat of a freudian slip, I guess.

by qrsouther on May 5, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GOD DAMMIT

DIE KINSLER DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

by BrianL on May 5, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Washburn with the fastball to the hand.

Batter shakes it, turns, asks the ump, did that hit me?

by Faux on May 5, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pitch one, ball?

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 5, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay!

Crispy defense!

by ThundaPC on May 5, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WE'RE BACK BABY

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by JeffS on May 5, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bender?

Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!

by PhilKenSebben on May 5, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Terr-richie-iffic????

I think I now know true hate.

by Faux on May 5, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know what?

I need a milkshake. I might leave for a bit. MIGHT.

by qrsouther on May 5, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's late and I'm dense.

I got most of these, but what’re the first two?

“We are the [bleep] of Chicago. We’re the Chicago [bleep]. We have the worst owner [Jerry Reinsdorf]. The guy’s got seven [bleeping] rings, and he’s the [bleeping] horse[bleep] owner.”

by Faux on May 5, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was assuming shit..

Just because Chicago Shit sounds badass.

by seattlesundevil on May 5, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1. cock
2. wankers

just a guess

by HARRYP09 on May 5, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

best
chancellors
zany!
best
euthanasia

by JeffS on May 5, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As a tactician, he makes me cry.

But he’s such an awesome interview.

by Teej on May 5, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RE: Ozzie getting 86ed

What day do you have in the pool?

by JI on May 5, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It seems like he doesn't understand

That fans everywhere do that. He’s one of those anti-rosterbation crusaders I guess.

Tipper Guillen.

by qrsouther on May 5, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright!

This is more like it! This place was getting wayyyyy too positive and happy

by seattlebruin on May 5, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Washburn

“I see your true colors shining through”

by Majic on May 5, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Michael Young:

“Probably one of the more underrated players in the game.”

by Fett42 on May 5, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Found this too.


I need to make more images. It’s fun to go through them later.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 5, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do a similar thing

With that church sign one.

by qrsouther on May 5, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like this...

IS THIS GAME EFFING IN QUESTION ALL OF A [BLEEP]ING SUDDEN

by qrsouther on May 5, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WE at start of inning: 99.2%

WE now: 97.2%

This game is now House approved. See ya.

by JeffS on May 5, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sims loves the word "stroke" ...

when he starts talking about “gently caressing his bat” I putting the mute on for good.

by mark sobba on May 5, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm on the east coast and already saw it

It’s not lupus

What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?

by rickpo on May 5, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One time it will be.

Then no one will watch it, because there won’t be any suspense.

by Faux on May 5, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was disappointed

they didn’t hold off on that until the series finale.

by BrianL on May 5, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did not know that.

Of course, I was playing Mariokart Wii instead, so I don’t feel that bad about it.

by Faux on May 5, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Overcompensating, probably.

He got kicked in the shin by a 12yr old he was hitting on.

by Faux on May 5, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Supposedly he was caught "hanging out" with teenage girls.

I don’t know if it’s true, but it’s funny.

by Faux on May 5, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, as the article told me.

That’s just peculiar that the same sort of thing gets an actual contributing pitcher like Kaz Sasaki sent away, while we welcome Mr. Rural Wisconsin.

by qrsouther on May 5, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There we go

Thank you redwolf. I like you. I don’t think you like me. But you’re cool man.

by qrsouther on May 5, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's in your settings page.

You can turn off viewing avatars there. I think they’re for 12yr old girls and Half-Life hackers, so I’d rather just have a blank spot.

by Faux on May 5, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:[ is that what you think of me, Faux?

If it counts for anything, I hate Muse.

by qrsouther on May 5, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I prefer to suspend my disbelief.

I come here to get away from the morons of the world. If I saw all the avatars, I wouldn’t like this place as much.

by Faux on May 5, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

I love it when there’s actual reasons to make fun of someone, as opposed to rumours.

by Faux on May 5, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, well... I'm out.

Good luck all.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 5, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh come on

Someone let Adrian get a hit dammit!

by BrianL on May 5, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not necessarily

That last one, but you can rarely get away with 2 liners hit directly at an infielder who is standing where he always is.

by qrsouther on May 5, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

9:10 PM

House does something outrageous which would get him fired in real life.

by JI on May 5, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3Ks by Green this inning.

Nice. Putz for the 9th, needs work.

by BrianL on May 5, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHA

“Not everyday like he used to be here, Mike, but he still gets it done.”

Not how I remember 2006, really.

by qrsouther on May 5, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH NOES!

A SEAHAWK GOT SURGERY!

by BrianL on May 5, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rob Sims

Sorry

We don't negotiate with terrorists.

by Mariner John on May 5, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn.

Damn damn damn damn damn DAMN.

by BrianL on May 5, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just arthroscopic knee surgery.

He’ll be back by training camp.

by redwolf75 on May 5, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Babineaux*

Get ‘yer creole names right

by redwolf75 on May 5, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

9:23 PM

The first diagnosis is wrong, patient crashes, no one has any idea what the hell is wrong with him.

by JI on May 5, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn.

JJ is not well.

by BrianL on May 5, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Putz, you are not in shape for this.

by vkut79 on May 5, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Remember in the Kingdome when a relief pitcher was warming up

and the pitch to the catcher went “Wooop”
then the throw back would go “Wooooooo…”
This is Putz Wooooo…

by Majic on May 5, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I remember

it was annoying as hell

by chinn on May 5, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah, that was god awful!

Almost all women doing that chant

by basebliman on May 5, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it just me...

or does that “splitter” look like a 12-6 curve

by dkulich on May 5, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Before the game started I thought Brandon Boggs might be related to Wade

I changed this hypothesis once I saw Brandon.

I apologize if this was mentioned already

We don't negotiate with terrorists.

by Mariner John on May 5, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Was not here.

Does not count.

We don't negotiate with terrorists.

by Mariner John on May 5, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Granted, I missed the Yankees series...

but I don’t think I’ve seen him get a splitter down like he used to since he came back. It looks like he just doesn’t have control over it.

by Faux on May 5, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

add a "consistently" to that

Sorry, it’s 1240A here.

by Faux on May 5, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jamie Moyer: 7 IP 2R 0 BB 5 K pitching 2-3 1 2B batting

Chase Utley: Man of the 1.210 OPS.

Diamondbacks=owned.

by redwolf75 on May 5, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

just got back home

I apologize to Wlad for even suggesting that you aren’t the answer. You are the answer Wlad!

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on May 5, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's okay.

I’m sure Wlad forgives you.

by BrianL on May 5, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoever posted from allmoviephoto.com...

needs to die a painful death. Reloading this page refuses to timeout from their server. Assholes.

by Faux on May 5, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

9:59

House is eventually right; no, it’s not lupus.

by JI on May 5, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ten more minutes...ten more minutes

then I can get my House fix.

Until then I’ll listen to this awesome MIDI bagpipe song.

by BrianL on May 5, 2008 10:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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