5/5: WE SCORED RUNS THREAD
by JeffS on May 5, 2008 7:22 PM PDT
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THE MARINERS WIN THE PENNANT
THE MARINERS WIN THE PENNANT
THE MARINERS WIN THE PENNANT
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Somebody cut it
But there’s still some left if you hurry back
by JLC on May 5, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If their 3B doesn't walk up to Hungry Like the Wolf
I will be severely dissapointed
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 5, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what I was thinking
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on May 5, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You couldn't do Jeff_, you had to do JeffS
it’s bugging the shit out of me
by JI on May 5, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know how much more of this I can take.
by JI on May 5, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could probably go back to using it right now
but I’m just playing it safe
by JeffS on May 5, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
King Awesome needs better luck when he's on a hot streak
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on May 5, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No kidding
He’s had like 30 of those his last 5 games
by JLC on May 5, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he's still putting up great numbers.
Awesome indeed.
by Teej on May 5, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this the part of the movie where disaster strikes?
by JLC on May 5, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nope, not yet
this is still the set up
by Matthew on May 5, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually the one on the right is fixable
by JeffS on May 5, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but the beer would give you alcohol poisoning.
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In hell, each House episode is 30 minutes long and it's always lupus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 5, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We all know what happens when I'm forced to make up the synopsis of a hypothetical movie/show
as I go along. Let’s end this here
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 5, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
in Hell's House
Cameron’s character is played by Kirk Cameron, who no, doesn’t wear shirts. And Foreman’s character become Willie Mays Hayes.
by Matthew on May 5, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aside,
would it even matter if Cameron was topless? Would you be able to tell?
by Matthew on May 5, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would make for better dialogue with House
by JeffS on May 5, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it depends on other factors for me
but she’s kinda lacking in that department
by Matthew on May 5, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's balsa wood with a lab coat and crippling insecurity
by JeffS on May 5, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd put her on the same level as Pam from The Office
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 5, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The rarity is finding an un attractive woman on tv.
by JI on May 5, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watch The View
Swear to God I don’t
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 5, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, dude whatever
and they’re not actresses.
by JI on May 5, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so I searched "Jennifer Morrison"
and appearently these two were engaged and broke up.
by JI on May 5, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They broke up
I heard about the engaged thing. Talk about awkward on the set.
by BrianL on May 5, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had heard about the engaged thing as well
I think from Cosmo. Didn’t hear about the breakup.
by Matthew on May 5, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you ever read Cosmo?
Most hilarious publication ever.
by Matthew on May 5, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah... that's the same reason I watch the movies I do...
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 5, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
except you go out of your way to watch those movies.
by Matthew on May 5, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you just trip and fall on copies of Cosmo?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 5, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you stopped watching chick flicks
and actually visited a girl’s place, you would know that yes, you pretty much can.
by Matthew on May 5, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are several.
They just happen to be on infomercials. And they happen to be going wild.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 5, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you do an unsafe google search I bet you could answer that question.
by JI on May 5, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nevermind, think I found it.
I’ll say it, better than expected. Still think Olivia Wilde is hotter.
by Matthew on May 5, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My attractiveness flowchart
Cuddy > CTB > Cameron >13
you really can’t go wrong in that group.
And, yes, this is the perviest game thread ever.
by JI on May 5, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have Cuddy and Cut throat bitch rated higher than Cameron and Thirteen?
You have problems, man.
by BrianL on May 5, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're all at least 15 years too old for this to be pervy
needs more Fanning
by JeffS on May 5, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
more attractive:
Dakota Fanning or Natalie Portman in Leon
by Matthew on May 5, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mary Kate and Ashley in Full House
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 5, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haley Joe in Sixth Sense.
(Yeah, I went there)
by Matthew on May 5, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You guys need to get out more.
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need to meet more attractive female assassins
(Funny, I was talking about this with Graham not two days ago)
by Matthew on May 5, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reverse that
Unless you like the MILF look
by JLC on May 5, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as House is still an asshole, who cares?
by JLC on May 5, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would be funny with non-horrific middle aged ladies?
or no is funny salvageable?
by JI on May 5, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The one on the right is making the same face as Laura Palmer in the last scene of Twin Peaks
dopple..ganger.. dopple..ganger!
by Jordan of Boise on May 5, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richie needs to stop fouling off meatballs (as said above by someone else)
But he is still doing it!
by seattlesundevil on May 5, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Richie just HAS to try to hit something....
by ThundaPC on May 5, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He did.. he got 6 great pitches to hit
Fouled em off.. guh.
by seattlesundevil on May 5, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Finally, it's over. That AB was starting to get on my Marinerves
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 5, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Quit ear fucking us with that word.
Or is it eye fucking?
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on May 5, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow richie, wow
Way to work for that strikeout
by vkut79 on May 5, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Red's sunglasses are designed for protection from UV light in a laboratory environment
by JeffS on May 5, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There was a great shot of them during Ichiro's AB
If you need a screenshot
by seattlesundevil on May 5, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha, what a ridiculous look on Raul's face.
by Matthew on May 5, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hit more home runs so you can be the face of the franchise
by JeffS on May 5, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But Raul is the face of the franchise!!!!1
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 5, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Clement's birthday is only 1 day away from mine!
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 5, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I share a birthday with Reefer Jaw
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 5, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I share mine with America.
Bitches.
by seattlesundevil on May 5, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I share mine with D'Angelo Jimenez!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 5, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was an awesome graphic of refer jaw during the game last night
but I don’t feel like re watching the game to find it.
by JI on May 5, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got Queen Latifah
Eff you guys. I win.
by qrsouther on May 5, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jose Vidro never strikes out
get rid of this scrub
by JLC on May 5, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Rockies' FSN girl is hotter than Nicole what's her name.
by JI on May 5, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does Candy Land have to choke a bitch?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 5, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JJ doesn't look like his bobblehead
despite what he says
by thecapn on May 5, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you had a bobblehead giveaway for 25,000 fans, and only 15,000 fans show up, and you put the other 10,000 bobbleheads in someone's front yard staring at the house, that would be awesome
by JeffS on May 5, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Especially if there was a mild earthquake.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 5, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesomely creepy..
And Awesomely awesome.
by seattlesundevil on May 5, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This just in...
Jeff’s gmail password was: “i
who hacks a mariners website when the team is down, really?
bobbleheads on the perpetrators front lawn
by Tony S on May 5, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wrong. It was 1234.
By coincidence, that’s the same combination I use on my luggage.
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...*Quickly goes to change password*
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 5, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wade Boggs's illegitimate child, Brandon
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 5, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
how about that Karl Malone
how many bastard children does he have that are sports superstars?
by Tony S on May 5, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Be honest
when you saw “Brandon Boggs” in their lineup, you didn’t think “black guy”.
by JeffS on May 5, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm reminded of your Kendrick/Greene/Willits comment last year
by chinn on May 5, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was going to make a joke that his name was D'wade.
I didn’t. Clearly.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 5, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Brandon Boggs related to Wade Boggs?!?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 5, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He must have Silva's luck now.
Deviations from the mean can be fun!
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone have a line on a torrent for tonight's House yet?
by BrianL on May 5, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
don't bother
I tried last week. They don’t get up until like 11pm pac
by Matthew on May 5, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Max Scherzer just gave up an RBI double to Jamie Moyer
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 5, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
5-1 Phillay
time to actually switch to the M’s
by Nick S on May 5, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adam Jones is a good outfielder
The A's colors are green and gold.
by mikeA on May 5, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We know
but I suppose you’d like to elaborate.
by BrianL on May 5, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's catching all our doubles and singles. < angry face >
The A's colors are green and gold.
by mikeA on May 5, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The world's smallest violin
is playing a sad tune just for you.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 5, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who's Adam Jones?
I’ve never heard of a player by that name
by seattlebruin on May 5, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With Murphy I was definitely thinking "white guy"
by chinn on May 5, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHA
He didn’t connect 4 that catch. Poor little pony.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 5, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I heard we gave up Norton
for a piece of sausage and a single A prospect.
by Tony S on May 5, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No deal.
Chicken Apple or the deal’s off.
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sausage is far and away the most hilarious meat.
by JI on May 5, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tonight's dinner:
TJ’s fire roasted vegetables in Basalmic butter
Penne
Some olive oil, basalmic vinegar to add extra sauce
Chicken garlic sausage
Parmesan
Served in a pasta dish and with a half liter of Hoegaarden.
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Already told you
Bavasi’s bar tab during next GM meetings.
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WLADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 5, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
man, if Murphy had dropped his catch
these would be the three most hilarious consecutive hits ever
by Matthew on May 5, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's no battleship, that's for sure.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 5, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess luck evens out eh?
Oh well..
by seattlesundevil on May 5, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hahahahahahaha
Just what I was thinking.
by qrsouther on May 5, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weird Al is sitting a few rows back of the Texas dugout
by JeffS on May 5, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hardly ever.
One day you will be, though. I look forward to that day.
by BrianL on May 5, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are better ways to get attention, son.
Try cutting yourself. That works for a lot of kids these days.
by BrianL on May 5, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff's not emo.
I dunno about this JeffS guy, though
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew Jeff well
This JeffS is an enigma whose heart is yet to be unlocked
by Fett42 on May 5, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm confused.
Why are there 3 runs on the scoreboard for us, and none for the other team?
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So the home team really DOES get to decide the rules?
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
This is CALVINBALL. What do you think this is, baseball?
by seattlebruin on May 5, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a technical problem
you don’t really think we scored three runs do you?
by seattlebruin on May 5, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're seeing a feed from a parallel dimension.
In our dimension it’s 5-0 Texas.
by BrianL on May 5, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Washburn no-no tonight
phil collins, something is in the air
by Tony S on May 5, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually, Washburn did let a kid drown once
but that was just so he could hook up with the sinker’s prom date.
by Jordan of Boise on May 5, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh...
you guys seeing that Ichiro body double?
by BrianL on May 5, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well.
That was really fucking creepy.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 5, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that the one that was batting in April?
If so, I hope he stays in the seats.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 5, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did anybody get that?
JeffS? PrintScreen?
by qrsouther on May 5, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro's Evil Twin
Holy motherfucking shit
by marinator on May 5, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you know about Ichiro's personal life...
I wouldn’t be so sure about the accuracy of your statement.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 5, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK so maybe it's the good twin
What the hell do I know
by marinator on May 5, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
Sign his good twin. Good for team chemistry.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 5, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely not
I think the bigger the asshole, the bigger the talent.
by marinator on May 5, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where's Everett?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 5, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs