5/5: WE SCORED RUNS THREAD
by JeffS on May 5, 2008 7:22 PM PDT
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Somebody cut it
But there’s still some left if you hurry back
by JLC on May 5, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
If their 3B doesn't walk up to Hungry Like the Wolf
I will be severely dissapointed
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 5, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
That's what I was thinking
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
You couldn't do Jeff_, you had to do JeffS
it’s bugging the shit out of me
by JI on May 5, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I could probably go back to using it right now
but I’m just playing it safe
King Awesome needs better luck when he's on a hot streak
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
No kidding
He’s had like 30 of those his last 5 games
by JLC on May 5, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but the beer would give you alcohol poisoning.
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
In hell, each House episode is 30 minutes long and it's always lupus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 5, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
We all know what happens when I'm forced to make up the synopsis of a hypothetical movie/show
as I go along. Let’s end this here
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 5, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
in Hell's House
Cameron’s character is played by Kirk Cameron, who no, doesn’t wear shirts. And Foreman’s character become Willie Mays Hayes.
Aside,
would it even matter if Cameron was topless? Would you be able to tell?
it depends on other factors for me
but she’s kinda lacking in that department
I'd put her on the same level as Pam from The Office
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 5, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
The rarity is finding an un attractive woman on tv.
by JI on May 5, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Watch The View
Swear to God I don’t
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 5, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
so I searched "Jennifer Morrison"
and appearently these two were engaged and broke up.
by JI on May 5, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
They broke up
I heard about the engaged thing. Talk about awkward on the set.
I had heard about the engaged thing as well
I think from Cosmo. Didn’t hear about the breakup.
Have you ever read Cosmo?
Most hilarious publication ever.
Yeah... that's the same reason I watch the movies I do...
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 5, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
And you just trip and fall on copies of Cosmo?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 5, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
if you stopped watching chick flicks
and actually visited a girl’s place, you would know that yes, you pretty much can.
There are several.
They just happen to be on infomercials. And they happen to be going wild.
...and now I'm here
If you do an unsafe google search I bet you could answer that question.
by JI on May 5, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Nevermind, think I found it.
I’ll say it, better than expected. Still think Olivia Wilde is hotter.
My attractiveness flowchart
Cuddy > CTB > Cameron >13
you really can’t go wrong in that group.
And, yes, this is the perviest game thread ever.
by JI on May 5, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
You have Cuddy and Cut throat bitch rated higher than Cameron and Thirteen?
You have problems, man.
They're all at least 15 years too old for this to be pervy
needs more Fanning
more attractive:
Dakota Fanning or Natalie Portman in Leon
by Matthew on May 5, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mary Kate and Ashley in Full House
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 5, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Haley Joe in Sixth Sense.
(Yeah, I went there)
by Matthew on May 5, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I need to meet more attractive female assassins
(Funny, I was talking about this with Graham not two days ago)
Would be funny with non-horrific middle aged ladies?
or no is funny salvageable?
by JI on May 5, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Richie needs to stop fouling off meatballs (as said above by someone else)
But he is still doing it!
He did.. he got 6 great pitches to hit
Fouled em off.. guh.
by seattlesundevil on May 5, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Finally, it's over. That AB was starting to get on my Marinerves
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 5, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
Quit ear fucking us with that word.
Or is it eye fucking?
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
There was a great shot of them during Ichiro's AB
If you need a screenshot
by seattlesundevil on May 5, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff Clement's birthday is only 1 day away from mine!
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 5, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
I share a birthday with Reefer Jaw
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 5, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
There was an awesome graphic of refer jaw during the game last night
but I don’t feel like re watching the game to find it.
by JI on May 5, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Does Candy Land have to choke a bitch?
...and now I'm here
JJ doesn't look like his bobblehead
despite what he says
Especially if there was a mild earthquake.
...and now I'm here
Awesomely creepy..
And Awesomely awesome.
by seattlesundevil on May 5, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
This just in...
Jeff’s gmail password was: “i
who hacks a mariners website when the team is down, really?
bobbleheads on the perpetrators front lawn
Wrong. It was 1234.
By coincidence, that’s the same combination I use on my luggage.
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Wade Boggs's illegitimate child, Brandon
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 5, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
Be honest
when you saw “Brandon Boggs” in their lineup, you didn’t think “black guy”.
I was going to make a joke that his name was D'wade.
I didn’t. Clearly.
...and now I'm here
He must have Silva's luck now.
Deviations from the mean can be fun!
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
don't bother
I tried last week. They don’t get up until like 11pm pac
We know
but I suppose you’d like to elaborate.
The world's smallest violin
is playing a sad tune just for you.
...and now I'm here
Who's Adam Jones?
I’ve never heard of a player by that name
HAHAHAHA
He didn’t connect 4 that catch. Poor little pony.
...and now I'm here
No deal.
Chicken Apple or the deal’s off.
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Tonight's dinner:
TJ’s fire roasted vegetables in Basalmic butter
Penne
Some olive oil, basalmic vinegar to add extra sauce
Chicken garlic sausage
Parmesan
Served in a pasta dish and with a half liter of Hoegaarden.
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Already told you
Bavasi’s bar tab during next GM meetings.
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
WLADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
...and now I'm here
man, if Murphy had dropped his catch
these would be the three most hilarious consecutive hits ever
Hardly ever.
One day you will be, though. I look forward to that day.
There are better ways to get attention, son.
Try cutting yourself. That works for a lot of kids these days.
Jeff's not emo.
I dunno about this JeffS guy, though
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew Jeff well
This JeffS is an enigma whose heart is yet to be unlocked
I'm confused.
Why are there 3 runs on the scoreboard for us, and none for the other team?
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
So the home team really DOES get to decide the rules?
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
This is CALVINBALL. What do you think this is, baseball?
It's a technical problem
you don’t really think we scored three runs do you?
You're seeing a feed from a parallel dimension.
In our dimension it’s 5-0 Texas.
Actually, Washburn did let a kid drown once
but that was just so he could hook up with the sinker’s prom date.
by Jordan of Boise on May 5, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Well.
That was really fucking creepy.
...and now I'm here
Is that the one that was batting in April?
If so, I hope he stays in the seats.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
If you know about Ichiro's personal life...
I wouldn’t be so sure about the accuracy of your statement.
...and now I'm here
Yeah.
Sign his good twin. Good for team chemistry.
...and now I'm here
There you go.
Hoping someone would give that answer.
...and now I'm here
the way i look at it is this
if i watch an M’s game at a bar, it will cost me $20 for a pitcher of beer
great investment getting mlb.tv at 20 per month if you aren’t in a blackout area, go for it
yeah
like that guy doesn’t use that to pick up chicks.
What the hell is going on here tonight?
I’m entertained and it’s a game in which Washburn is starting
I can believe an Ichiro double.
But 3-0 Mariners with Washburn dealing? COME ON
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
Chris Shelton swings at 3 straight 86 mph fastballs
down the middle of the plate and misses each one of them.
Remember when he was great that one month?
by seattlesundevil on May 5, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
and has four voice mails from bill bavasi on
his voicemail to listen to when he gets back ot the clubhouse.
GOD
I really thought he was gonna get his no-no tonight too
Who here is glad that when they showed the "Ichiro twin" the guy actually looked like Ichiro.
Or, who here when they first heard him say that instantly thought the guy was going to look nothing like Ichiro and that Dave Neihaus was about to pull some old man racism.
...and now I'm here
i honestly thought the
facial hair/glasses combo was a big part of it.
take his hat off, give him a shave, and i bet it isn’t as impressive.
When I used to live in Seattle
there was a dude working at Costco who looked like that
That's April Ichiro.
May Ichiro came back finally.
by dkulich on May 5, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I rec this.
This is so awesome it’s true, and vice versa.
...and now I'm here
Carbon copy of shitty luck..
God dammit Kinsler. DIAF!
This is fucking bullshit
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
RICHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK well that made up for it
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Fuck blast the shit out of that ball.
...and now I'm here
FUNK BLAST RICHIIIIIIIIE!!!!
THAT WAS CRUSHED!!
You could that image and pull a boondock saints.
Change the words from “Funk Blast” to “Fuck. Ass.”
Then we can use it for anything Richie does.
...and now I'm here
Made it 2 years ago..
Just found it in the basement.
by seattlesundevil on May 5, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
4-0 Mariners
So THAT is what it’s like when YOU are playing the bad team, instead of being the bad team.
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
Yes and this is their best pitcher
I look for positive things in the next 2 weeks. Unfortunately the Angels are playing the freaking Royals and the A’s are playing the freaking O’s.
That's a horrible idea for a trivia question
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
It's where you get on the basepaths
via a method that does not involve errors or basehits.
thanks for reminding me about that
Now that’s a Great Moment in Mariner History!
Hate to break it to you guys
this says a lot more about Millwood than it does about our offense.
haha
I knew that comment would go over well.
RUNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PYTHAG LIKES USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Go Nova
we need to make a beltre/red dance party gif
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 5, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
i need sources. but can do it
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 5, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
this must get ripped somehow
along with a screen cap of Raul’s expression in the 1st.
That was fucking ripped.
Through less than 3 innings, we’ve scored more runs than in the last 3-4 games combined.
im watching this on ESPN gamecast
as opposed to MLB Gameday in the library and they have this feature that says incoming pitch has been hit into play and then it shows where the ball is going without doing that gay “In play, out(s) recorded thing”
Gamecast is good luck
yeah, no, gameday > gamecast
but not tonight
Someone needs to create a Wlad FB pic equivalent to
Richie’s—I have a feeling it’ll get a lot of use.
OK, 7-0?
I like the games where the M’s, what is it, oh, yeah, score runs.
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
Wlad will not be off of my happy list for a few years.
...and now I'm here
I haven't seen such successful hacking
since someone broke into Jeff’s Gmail account
by Alex B on May 5, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought he used the cream to get rid of that.
Or was it the clear?
by eponymous_coward on May 5, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, this Michael Young guy sucks
...and now I'm here
Jeff - Wlad is faster than we made him out to be, right?
Just because he doesn’t compare to Jones.
...and now I'm here
The way he was spoken about in the offseason
I was under the impression he was slow. Or ~okay speed. He’s got some speed, he’s just nowhere near that other guy.
...and now I'm here
Who is this Jones you speak of...
I don’t remember any Jones…
Adam Jones catches that....
...
...
I think I’m doing it wrong.
Definately
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
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