5/5: WE SCORED RUNS THREAD
THE MARINERS WIN THE PENNANT
THE MARINERS WIN THE PENNANT
THE MARINERS WIN THE PENNANT
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Somebody cut it
But there’s still some left if you hurry back
by JLC on
May 5, 2008 7:29 PM PDT
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If their 3B doesn't walk up to Hungry Like the Wolf
I will be severely dissapointed
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
May 5, 2008 7:23 PM PDT
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That's what I was thinking
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on
May 5, 2008 7:24 PM PDT
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You couldn't do Jeff_, you had to do JeffS
it’s bugging the shit out of me
by JI on
May 5, 2008 7:26 PM PDT
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I don't know how much more of this I can take.
by JI on
May 5, 2008 7:27 PM PDT
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I could probably go back to using it right now
but I’m just playing it safe
by JeffS on
May 5, 2008 7:28 PM PDT
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King Awesome needs better luck when he's on a hot streak
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on
May 5, 2008 7:24 PM PDT
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No kidding
He’s had like 30 of those his last 5 games
by JLC on
May 5, 2008 7:25 PM PDT
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And he's still putting up great numbers.
Awesome indeed.
by Teej on
May 5, 2008 7:41 PM PDT
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Is this the part of the movie where disaster strikes?
by JLC on
May 5, 2008 7:24 PM PDT
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nope, not yet
this is still the set up
by Matthew on
May 5, 2008 7:25 PM PDT
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Actually the one on the right is fixable
by JeffS on
May 5, 2008 7:27 PM PDT
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Yeah, but the beer would give you alcohol poisoning.
by eponymous_coward on
May 5, 2008 7:28 PM PDT
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In hell, each House episode is 30 minutes long and it's always lupus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
May 5, 2008 7:32 PM PDT
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We all know what happens when I'm forced to make up the synopsis of a hypothetical movie/show
as I go along. Let’s end this here
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
May 5, 2008 7:34 PM PDT
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in Hell's House
Cameron’s character is played by Kirk Cameron, who no, doesn’t wear shirts. And Foreman’s character become Willie Mays Hayes.
by Matthew on
May 5, 2008 7:35 PM PDT
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Aside,
would it even matter if Cameron was topless? Would you be able to tell?
by Matthew on
May 5, 2008 7:36 PM PDT
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It would make for better dialogue with House
by JeffS on
May 5, 2008 7:37 PM PDT
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it depends on other factors for me
but she’s kinda lacking in that department
by Matthew on
May 5, 2008 7:41 PM PDT
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She's balsa wood with a lab coat and crippling insecurity
by JeffS on
May 5, 2008 7:42 PM PDT
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I'd put her on the same level as Pam from The Office
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
May 5, 2008 7:47 PM PDT
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The rarity is finding an un attractive woman on tv.
by JI on
May 5, 2008 7:49 PM PDT
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Watch The View
Swear to God I don’t
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
May 5, 2008 7:50 PM PDT
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oh, dude whatever
and they’re not actresses.
by JI on
May 5, 2008 7:51 PM PDT
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so I searched "Jennifer Morrison"
and appearently these two were engaged and broke up.
by JI on
May 5, 2008 7:51 PM PDT
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They broke up
I heard about the engaged thing. Talk about awkward on the set.
by BrianL on
May 5, 2008 7:52 PM PDT
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I had heard about the engaged thing as well
I think from Cosmo. Didn’t hear about the breakup.
by Matthew on
May 5, 2008 7:52 PM PDT
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Have you ever read Cosmo?
Most hilarious publication ever.
by Matthew on
May 5, 2008 7:55 PM PDT
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Yeah... that's the same reason I watch the movies I do...
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
May 5, 2008 7:56 PM PDT
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except you go out of your way to watch those movies.
by Matthew on
May 5, 2008 7:59 PM PDT
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And you just trip and fall on copies of Cosmo?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
May 5, 2008 7:59 PM PDT
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if you stopped watching chick flicks
and actually visited a girl’s place, you would know that yes, you pretty much can.
by Matthew on
May 5, 2008 8:00 PM PDT
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There are several.
They just happen to be on infomercials. And they happen to be going wild.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 5, 2008 7:51 PM PDT
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If you do an unsafe google search I bet you could answer that question.
by JI on
May 5, 2008 7:44 PM PDT
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Nevermind, think I found it.
I’ll say it, better than expected. Still think Olivia Wilde is hotter.
by Matthew on
May 5, 2008 7:56 PM PDT
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My attractiveness flowchart
Cuddy > CTB > Cameron >13
you really can’t go wrong in that group.
And, yes, this is the perviest game thread ever.
by JI on
May 5, 2008 7:58 PM PDT
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You have Cuddy and Cut throat bitch rated higher than Cameron and Thirteen?
You have problems, man.
by BrianL on
May 5, 2008 7:59 PM PDT
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They're all at least 15 years too old for this to be pervy
needs more Fanning
by JeffS on
May 5, 2008 7:59 PM PDT
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more attractive:
Dakota Fanning or Natalie Portman in Leon
by Matthew on
May 5, 2008 8:01 PM PDT
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Mary Kate and Ashley in Full House
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
May 5, 2008 8:02 PM PDT
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Haley Joe in Sixth Sense.
(Yeah, I went there)
by Matthew on
May 5, 2008 8:03 PM PDT
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You guys need to get out more.
by eponymous_coward on
May 5, 2008 8:04 PM PDT
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I need to meet more attractive female assassins
(Funny, I was talking about this with Graham not two days ago)
by Matthew on
May 5, 2008 8:05 PM PDT
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Reverse that
Unless you like the MILF look
by JLC on
May 5, 2008 8:00 PM PDT
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As long as House is still an asshole, who cares?
by JLC on
May 5, 2008 7:33 PM PDT
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Would be funny with non-horrific middle aged ladies?
or no is funny salvageable?
by JI on
May 5, 2008 7:30 PM PDT
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The one on the right is making the same face as Laura Palmer in the last scene of Twin Peaks
dopple..ganger.. dopple..ganger!
by Jordan of Boise on
May 5, 2008 7:38 PM PDT
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Richie needs to stop fouling off meatballs (as said above by someone else)
But he is still doing it!
by seattlesundevil on
May 5, 2008 7:26 PM PDT
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Richie just HAS to try to hit something....
by ThundaPC on
May 5, 2008 7:28 PM PDT
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He did.. he got 6 great pitches to hit
Fouled em off.. guh.
by seattlesundevil on
May 5, 2008 7:29 PM PDT
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Finally, it's over. That AB was starting to get on my Marinerves
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
May 5, 2008 7:28 PM PDT
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Quit ear fucking us with that word.
Or is it eye fucking?
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on
May 5, 2008 7:30 PM PDT
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wow richie, wow
Way to work for that strikeout
by vkut79 on
May 5, 2008 7:28 PM PDT
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Red's sunglasses are designed for protection from UV light in a laboratory environment
by JeffS on
May 5, 2008 7:29 PM PDT
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There was a great shot of them during Ichiro's AB
If you need a screenshot
by seattlesundevil on
May 5, 2008 7:31 PM PDT
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ha, what a ridiculous look on Raul's face.
by Matthew on
May 5, 2008 7:30 PM PDT
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Hit more home runs so you can be the face of the franchise
by JeffS on
May 5, 2008 7:31 PM PDT
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But Raul is the face of the franchise!!!!1
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on
May 5, 2008 7:32 PM PDT
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Jeff Clement's birthday is only 1 day away from mine!
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
May 5, 2008 7:31 PM PDT
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I share a birthday with Reefer Jaw
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
May 5, 2008 7:32 PM PDT
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I share mine with America.
Bitches.
by seattlesundevil on
May 5, 2008 7:33 PM PDT
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Well I share mine with D'Angelo Jimenez!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on
May 5, 2008 7:35 PM PDT
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There was an awesome graphic of refer jaw during the game last night
but I don’t feel like re watching the game to find it.
by JI on
May 5, 2008 7:37 PM PDT
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I got Queen Latifah
Eff you guys. I win.
by qrsouther on
May 5, 2008 7:56 PM PDT
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Jose Vidro never strikes out
get rid of this scrub
by JLC on
May 5, 2008 7:31 PM PDT
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The Rockies' FSN girl is hotter than Nicole what's her name.
by JI on
May 5, 2008 7:33 PM PDT
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Does Candy Land have to choke a bitch?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 5, 2008 7:34 PM PDT
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JJ doesn't look like his bobblehead
despite what he says
by thecapn on
May 5, 2008 7:34 PM PDT
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If you had a bobblehead giveaway for 25,000 fans, and only 15,000 fans show up, and you put the other 10,000 bobbleheads in someone's front yard staring at the house, that would be awesome
by JeffS on
May 5, 2008 7:35 PM PDT
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Especially if there was a mild earthquake.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 5, 2008 7:36 PM PDT
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Awesomely creepy..
And Awesomely awesome.
by seattlesundevil on
May 5, 2008 7:36 PM PDT
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This just in...
Jeff’s gmail password was: “i
who hacks a mariners website when the team is down, really?
bobbleheads on the perpetrators front lawn
by Tony S on
May 5, 2008 7:36 PM PDT
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Wrong. It was 1234.
By coincidence, that’s the same combination I use on my luggage.
by eponymous_coward on
May 5, 2008 7:38 PM PDT
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...*Quickly goes to change password*
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on
May 5, 2008 7:47 PM PDT
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Wade Boggs's illegitimate child, Brandon
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
May 5, 2008 7:37 PM PDT
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how about that Karl Malone
how many bastard children does he have that are sports superstars?
by Tony S on
May 5, 2008 7:38 PM PDT
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Be honest
when you saw “Brandon Boggs” in their lineup, you didn’t think “black guy”.
by JeffS on
May 5, 2008 7:37 PM PDT
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I'm reminded of your Kendrick/Greene/Willits comment last year
by chinn on
May 5, 2008 7:38 PM PDT
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I was going to make a joke that his name was D'wade.
I didn’t. Clearly.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 5, 2008 7:38 PM PDT
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Is Brandon Boggs related to Wade Boggs?!?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on
May 5, 2008 7:39 PM PDT
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He must have Silva's luck now.
Deviations from the mean can be fun!
by eponymous_coward on
May 5, 2008 7:39 PM PDT
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Anyone have a line on a torrent for tonight's House yet?
by BrianL on
May 5, 2008 7:38 PM PDT
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don't bother
I tried last week. They don’t get up until like 11pm pac
by Matthew on
May 5, 2008 7:40 PM PDT
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Max Scherzer just gave up an RBI double to Jamie Moyer
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on
May 5, 2008 7:39 PM PDT
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5-1 Phillay
time to actually switch to the M’s
by Nick S on
May 5, 2008 7:40 PM PDT
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Adam Jones is a good outfielder
The A's colors are green and gold.
by mikeA on
May 5, 2008 7:39 PM PDT
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We know
but I suppose you’d like to elaborate.
by BrianL on
May 5, 2008 7:40 PM PDT
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He's catching all our doubles and singles. < angry face >
The A's colors are green and gold.
by mikeA on
May 5, 2008 7:41 PM PDT
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The world's smallest violin
is playing a sad tune just for you.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 5, 2008 7:42 PM PDT
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Who's Adam Jones?
I’ve never heard of a player by that name
by seattlebruin on
May 5, 2008 7:41 PM PDT
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With Murphy I was definitely thinking "white guy"
by chinn on
May 5, 2008 7:41 PM PDT
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HAHAHAHA
He didn’t connect 4 that catch. Poor little pony.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 5, 2008 7:41 PM PDT
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I heard we gave up Norton
for a piece of sausage and a single A prospect.
by Tony S on
May 5, 2008 7:41 PM PDT
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No deal.
Chicken Apple or the deal’s off.
by eponymous_coward on
May 5, 2008 7:43 PM PDT
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Sausage is far and away the most hilarious meat.
by JI on
May 5, 2008 7:45 PM PDT
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Tonight's dinner:
TJ’s fire roasted vegetables in Basalmic butter
Penne
Some olive oil, basalmic vinegar to add extra sauce
Chicken garlic sausage
Parmesan
Served in a pasta dish and with a half liter of Hoegaarden.
by eponymous_coward on
May 5, 2008 7:48 PM PDT
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Already told you
Bavasi’s bar tab during next GM meetings.
by eponymous_coward on
May 5, 2008 7:42 PM PDT
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WLADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 5, 2008 7:43 PM PDT
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man, if Murphy had dropped his catch
these would be the three most hilarious consecutive hits ever
by Matthew on
May 5, 2008 7:44 PM PDT
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He's no battleship, that's for sure.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 5, 2008 7:45 PM PDT
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I guess luck evens out eh?
Oh well..
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May 5, 2008 7:46 PM PDT
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Hahahahahahaha
Just what I was thinking.
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May 5, 2008 8:01 PM PDT
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Weird Al is sitting a few rows back of the Texas dugout
by JeffS on
May 5, 2008 7:47 PM PDT
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Hardly ever.
One day you will be, though. I look forward to that day.
by BrianL on
May 5, 2008 7:49 PM PDT
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There are better ways to get attention, son.
Try cutting yourself. That works for a lot of kids these days.
by BrianL on
May 5, 2008 7:51 PM PDT
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Jeff's not emo.
I dunno about this JeffS guy, though
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May 5, 2008 7:55 PM PDT
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I knew Jeff well
This JeffS is an enigma whose heart is yet to be unlocked
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May 5, 2008 7:49 PM PDT
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