5/4: Open Game Thread
Seattle Mariners at New York Yankees, May 4, 2008 10:05 AM PDT
Darrell Rasner blows so whatever
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So for Rasner I'm guessing
6.1 IP
1 R
7 hits
3 K’s
0 BB
W
I think I’ll skip this game.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 4, 2008 8:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think a fight might actually do this team some good.
I doubt it hurt.
paging Mr. Ellison
by don gato on May 4, 2008 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lowered Expectations = More Fun
I’ve become a fan by geography these past few years and only now am I experiencing a fraction of the pain M’s fans have had over the years.
At this point, I’m not expecting much from the team in terms of winning and have decided to just enjoy the games for what they are. More fun that way. It’s not a bad thing to cheer for a godawful team. It’s actually more entertaining.
With that said,
Rasner today = 8.1 IP, 2H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 22 K’s
by Tony S on May 4, 2008 9:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's a suck off!
Who wil suck worse?
by The Ghost of Spike Owen on May 4, 2008 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This was the kid who was pitching for the Yanks when this happened right?
All I remember about that incident was that the ESPN anouncer was on the verge of tears becasue that blown call would rob the pitcher of a hard fought W. Gotta love that east coast bias.
by thewyrm on May 4, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kazmir back today
Something to look forward to.
Go M’s! Go Rays!
by phil333 on May 4, 2008 9:45 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What the Hell?
1. Ichiro - CF
2. Lopez - 2B
3. Ibanez - LF
4. Beltre - 3B
5. Vidro - 1B
6. Betancourt - SS
7. Clement - DH
8. Johjima - C
9. Balentien—RF
Mac is either retarded or simply doesn’t give a rat’s ass about winning anymore
by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on May 4, 2008 9:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think it's that bad
I mean considering what we know is gonna be thrown out there every day, this is a minor change and not bad. Yes half of our lineup can’t hit but we know that.
by phil333 on May 4, 2008 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the definition of insanity is trying the same things over and over
and expecting different results.

by Tony S on May 4, 2008 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh
I wonder if all attempts at interspecies breeding in the wild have failed because of this.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No Sexson? I think I know what happened...

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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 10:02 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
i don't want to jinx - but he's got a no-hitter going
by Tony S on May 4, 2008 10:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe today will be different..
Betancourt/Vidro provide the spark
by AtomicGarden on May 4, 2008 10:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
indeed..
I actually typed awesome first, then realized how creeped out I was looking at it.
by AtomicGarden on May 4, 2008 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What would we do without Beltre?
Suck slightly less?
by edddgar on May 4, 2008 10:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BELTRE!!!!!! suck it Rasner
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 4, 2008 10:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So Raul looked like he was limping a little bit
this should be double plus awesome for our defense.
by Jeff on May 4, 2008 10:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sexson in LF would be awesome
i’d pay to watch that
by Tony S on May 4, 2008 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's reality
If Bavasi gets his wish and signs Delgado instead of Beltre….
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was trying for Delgado instead of Sexson
by Jeff on May 4, 2008 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you sure?
If memory serves, I think he was trying for Sexson and Delgado. At least I remember talk of Sexson moving to Left Field if they landed Delgado. I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure I remember that…
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah that was never actually going to happen
by Jeff on May 4, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I blame Jim Street
His article…
“Actually, the organization is still talking to Delgado and Beltre, although it seems unlikely that both would sign with Seattle.
‘I’m not surprised; I’m thrilled,’ Franklin added. ‘I’m happy for our team, the organization and everybody. I knew they were going to have to do something about our run production, which was the lowest in the league, and they added a home-run threat to the middle of our lineup. And he’s a good dude, man.’
At the moment, Sexson is penciled in at first base, though he would move to left field if the Mariners are successful in signing Delgado.
‘I’ve played it before and if I’m playing left field, that means we’ve got a pretty good first baseman over there,” he said. ‘If I’m not playing left field, I’m very comfortable at first base.’” – Jim Street
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hopefully its a trip to the DL
so they’ll have to find a new outfielder.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 4, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Noooooooo
The M’s already can’t hit righties worth a damn, and Raul’s one of the few LHB in the lineup.
Unfortunately, the M’s collect DHs like Warren Buffet and Bill Gates collect dollar bills. :(
by eponymous_coward on May 4, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God dammit.
Good on you King Awesome. Fuck my computer for not being able to turn on
by BrianL on May 4, 2008 10:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder at what point scouting reports stopped being scouting reports
by Jeff on May 4, 2008 10:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh and this has to be said
I hardly ever watch the NBA, BUT GO HAWKS!!!!!!!!
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 4, 2008 10:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vidro makes play at 1B, does not eat ball.
by eponymous_coward on May 4, 2008 10:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe Vidro is playing in the field.
by Graham on May 4, 2008 10:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mariners Baseball!
Wait till he starts at second during interleague play.
by JI on May 4, 2008 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can.
He’d be OK as a PH and occasional 1B (read: VERY occasional) in the NL. Sort of a Dave Hansen kind of role.
by eponymous_coward on May 4, 2008 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What happened to Shelly Duncan batting cleanup?
Those were good times.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 10:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Richie Sexson is not our "main power hitter"
Richie Sexson is a pile of crap. I can see how Paul O’Neill got these confused.
by Jeff on May 4, 2008 10:17 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Finally
Total time taken to boot up computer and start TV tuner application: 23 minutes.
by BrianL on May 4, 2008 10:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Michael Kay
Shut the fuck up. Carlos Silva is playing very well for us.
by phil333 on May 4, 2008 10:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's be honest, that was and will always be a wild overpayment
and Silva’s just doing what Washburn did early last season.
by Jeff on May 4, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The regression to the mean is going to suck.
by BrianL on May 4, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True.
When Silva sucks, he’ll give up lots of GB singles. When Washburn sucks, it’s 3 run homer time.
by eponymous_coward on May 4, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah kinda an overpayment
but i mean its still a supply/demand thing. the market for FA pitchers is insane.
by phil333 on May 4, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's going to be really lame if we somehow score like 7 runs
and the Yankees score 8
by AtomicGarden on May 4, 2008 10:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Either that or he oils in the shower
...
by qrsouther on May 4, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Neither of those options would be very good for the drainage system.
Clogged shower drains sure do suck.
by AtomicGarden on May 4, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since I'm just tuning into the game...
VIDRO AT 1B?
by BrianL on May 4, 2008 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Vidro steps on the bag"
and when Vidro steps on the bag, he really steps on the bag.
...
by Jeff on May 4, 2008 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He and the bag haven't sunk into the center of the earth yet?
by eponymous_coward on May 4, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One wonders wether it might be worthwhile giving him more food if we're sticking him at first
Might as well take advantage of local gravity effects.
by Graham on May 4, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly.
I’m surprised physicists aren’t using Vidro for confirmation of special and general relativity.
by eponymous_coward on May 4, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yankee team stretegy today
Hit the ball at Vidro.
by BrianL on May 4, 2008 10:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bad strategy.
Consider: Vidro’s gravitational field attracts balls anyway.
by eponymous_coward on May 4, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many of those grounders would Richie have misplayed?
by Jeff on May 4, 2008 10:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and yet he's been the only infielder who can play defense this series
funny how things like that can happen
by AtomicGarden on May 4, 2008 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Silva vs Giambi= grease war
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 4, 2008 10:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Betancourt's last three seasons:
.289/.310/.403
.289/.308/.418
.288/.303/.404
by Jeff on May 4, 2008 10:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No, that's Lopez. Yuni was Alfonso Soriano + defense
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's the SS version of Raul.
Meaning: he’s consistent at the plate, but has more range than a block of cement.
by eponymous_coward on May 4, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mac is an impatient buffoon....
by the looks of this lineup he’s already at the end of his leash with Clement and Wlad. It’s only a matter of time before they’re relegated to the bench and/or minors.
by PLU Tim on May 4, 2008 10:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No, he's doing the Lou thing...
Where he tries to play people to keep them fresh. I wish the fuck he’d remember RRS is in his bullpen, though.
by eponymous_coward on May 4, 2008 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's played Wlad and Clement everyday they've been up
I think he’s just mixing up the order for the hell of it.
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 4, 2008 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, great inning, guys.
(golf clap)
by eponymous_coward on May 4, 2008 10:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
24 million
According to the four letter, that’s how much Sexson and Vidro are making this year. Damn it people, if we don’t let Vidro’s option vest, that’s a formidable chunk of the payroll to throw at Teixeira.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 10:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
standard groundout to 3rd base
for Johjima
does anyone have stats on this?
by Tony S on May 4, 2008 10:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that inning was embarrassing
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 4, 2008 10:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Six pitches
Really? I just tuned in to hear that? Fuck my life….
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 10:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Six-pitch 1-2-3
Darrell Rasner.
Where’s that tongue chainsaw? I need a hilarious suicide.
by Jeff on May 4, 2008 10:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey look it's AK
How’s your sister? Drooling?
by Jeff on May 4, 2008 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That subthread where I changed my name makes very little sense now
by Graham on May 4, 2008 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dislike how all old user names are overwritten
KnightofKingK is now just a figment of my memory.
by Robert on May 4, 2008 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Verbal reprimands get you 6-pitch innings?
Jeff Pentland needs to go away like 3 years ago
by Susheel Ramasahayam on May 4, 2008 10:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I had a dream last night that they pick up Vidros option and named a street after him.
by Robert on May 4, 2008 10:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Boy Vidro is getting a workout"
We’re boned by the fourth inning
by Jeff on May 4, 2008 10:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Yankees are better
Than the mariners training staff… when’s the last time they got a workout out of him?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE'S HANDLED THE MOST CHANCES IN THE GAME
SEE RAUL SHOULDN’T PLATOON AT 1B! VIDRO IS BETTER!
by BrianL on May 4, 2008 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder what the Dodgers want for Matt Kemp
Come on Torre, you can’t relegate Pierre to fourth outfielder. It goes against your very nature. We’ll give you Washburn. Please?
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 10:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Shit, I'd take Pierre too.
Fast, big defensive upgrade, ok hitter.
by AtomicGarden on May 4, 2008 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we can take Washburn
we can take on that contract. We’re ready.
by JI on May 4, 2008 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
Try “hitter with no power and not enough walks and SBs to make up for it”.
Basically, Juan Pierre is the crappy version of Ichiro.
by eponymous_coward on May 4, 2008 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
^^ or not
I thought he was a consistent, high average singles slap hitter…
(checking) .302/.348/.374? I’d consider that ok. No power, but makes up for it with speed.
Meh, not really a great fit in our lineup but I’d take his range in LF, at least.
by AtomicGarden on May 4, 2008 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Use last 3 years, not career
And he doesn’t use his speed effectively, either.
by Graham on May 4, 2008 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bit of a dropoff
plus he does have a lot of CS.
by AtomicGarden on May 4, 2008 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Question....
You think Beltre would allow us to clone him? That would be awesome. King Awesome even.
by PLU Tim on May 4, 2008 10:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Even if he would, would the Yankees?
Because the home team makes the rules…
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I'm not mistaken, cloning Beltre comes at a price
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course you are.
Is Leone recovered from his “incident” yet?
by eponymous_coward on May 4, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I'm willing to offer mine, any other takers?
by BrianL on May 4, 2008 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Currently experiencing an existential meltdown
Not really sure what effect that has on my soul on the moment. But I’ll throw in my Master Chief helmet and Jay Buhner bobble head doll if that helps.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You remember the Romo fumble
That was half my soul right there
by Robert on May 4, 2008 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should have used half your soul on the SB.
Moron.
by JI on May 4, 2008 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was cheap
I offer .25 of it, hence us sorta winning
by Robert on May 4, 2008 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Undefeated and Rolling in 2008: The Chief!!!

how bout a ham sammich for the M’s new ace?
by Tony S on May 4, 2008 10:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Chad Moeller is going to kill us
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 4, 2008 10:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn.
Yuni, you had better report to camp next season in “the best shape of your life.”
by BrianL on May 4, 2008 10:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I always had problems drawing octagons.
by Robert on May 4, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really hope he comes to camp in Octagon shape now
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My ex girlfriend always told me
That my hearts looked like butts with a V underneath them…
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Slumps have been around for over 100 years in baseball"
No shit… god what great analysts
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 10:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
....
....
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly...
It’s more banal that Rick Rizzs
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, really?
I thought that everyone batted .372 back in the glory days.
by qrsouther on May 4, 2008 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Vidro>Sexson on defense? Sure has looked like it so far.
Pretty disgusting when playing Vidro in the field gives you a defensive UPGRADE.
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 10:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vidro and his fat, fat body are pretty disgusting
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on May 4, 2008 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Atleast it took Wlad 6 pitches to make that out
by Susheel Ramasahayam on May 4, 2008 10:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ghost of Chuck Knoblauch
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 10:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey Loafie if you work the count to 3-1 this time you don't have to swing because it's a hitter's count.
Please tell the rest of the team. Thanks.
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 10:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm never going to understand why you bought that jersey.
by Robert on May 4, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because Jose Lopez is awesome
And for about 3 months after I bought that jersey he was really really awesome.
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When ever you offer encouragement to a player
I’m not sure if your using a mocking term
by Robert on May 4, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Going to Yankee stadium was much more fun
when we had Griffey, A-Rod, Buhner, and Edgar
by JI on May 4, 2008 10:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does Ichiro have to pee?
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 10:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro having a conversation with Jeter
Wonder what they’re saying
by BrianL on May 4, 2008 10:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love how people insist Ichiro can't speak English
How the hell does he have these conversations while on base if he’s not speaking English?
by Graham on May 4, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't know?
Ichiro is so selfish he demanded that everyone in the league learn Japanese.
by BrianL on May 4, 2008 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"You wanna play left field for us?"
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro: You suck.
Jeter: Suck? But I’m Derek Jeter!
Ichiro: That’s why you suck, baka.
by Alex B on May 4, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to be writing my paper so little
That I am instead watching this offense…. Stupid paper…
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 10:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude, write your paper
I did this instead of writing my Finals paper. I have an F an a picture of Vidro’s decapitated head to show for it.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like a fair trade
Did I mention this is the last semester of senior year? That could explain motivation issues
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Yankee play by play guy
Is one of the least annoying in the league… I really don’t mind him
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 10:51 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do you not find that he has an unbearably cheesy voice?
by Alex B on May 4, 2008 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More so the color guy
The pbp guy is pretty minimalist, I like it…
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeremy Reed catches that twice
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 10:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And drops it 3 times?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That'd have been a tough play for anyone
by Graham on May 4, 2008 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
'cept Mike Cameron
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except for Nightcrawler from X-Men.
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about Professor X?
He could use telekinesis.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't root for DC Heroes. I'm a Marvel Zombie. But Batman is ok.
And with that my inner comic nerd is no longer hidden from anyone.
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yesterday it was domestic issues
Today its your inner dweb. I can’t wait till we get to hear about your priest tomorrow
by Robert on May 4, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll have to look to find a priest by tomorrow then.
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Worth it
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barry Bonds doesn't catch that
But still wins us the game.
by Alex B on May 4, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clement to catch!
Or Burke!
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't do that.
If Clement leaves DH to catch, the team loses the DH.
by BrianL on May 4, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So we put in Nick Punto
Right?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah, sorry
These rules are so confusing….
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saddened that with the addition of Clement
Raul moves even further down the depth cart at catcher.
by Robert on May 4, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amazingly this doesn't hurt the team at all
by Graham on May 4, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hope its serious
then more Clement at Catcher.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 4, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh-oh?
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss John Olerud
Hell, I miss David Segui.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 10:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I always thought Segui was really good at defense
I liked him.
by AtomicGarden on May 4, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This team is so predictable.
I woke up, saw it was 2-0 and said to my friend “Beltre 2 run bomb in the 1st”.
It’s too bad that all our O comes from the same people
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 4, 2008 10:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Past a diving Vidro"
Things I didn’t think I’d ever hear
by Jeff on May 4, 2008 10:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait for Mac to make good on his promise
and use him at second.
by JI on May 4, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I, on the other hand, can wait.
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did we just have an earthquake?
Oh, wait, that was Vidro diving for a ball.
by Graham on May 4, 2008 10:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and that's probably ballgame
cause we aren’t getting another run off Rasner
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 4, 2008 10:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ahahahahaha
That slow-mo of the vidro dive is hilarious…
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 10:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
at least this ass-kicking will serve the greater good
by JI on May 4, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What good is that?
Watching our hopes swirl around the drain?
by eponymous_coward on May 4, 2008 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Raul.
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not meant to be there.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck this game
Goddamned frog
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 11:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey Graham...
Tsunami Warning in GB.
Vidro better not dive anymore.
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on May 4, 2008 11:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what the fuck was that ibanez
jesus
by AtomicGarden on May 4, 2008 11:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Despite what I said about Michael Kay...
Who in the hell has a three-man booth?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 11:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
well that was in response to the wrong post
by JI on May 4, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LATE
I’m I doing it right?
by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on May 4, 2008 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should have been
“YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG POST”
by Alex B on May 4, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Celebrate Good Time Come On!!!!!
Fucking shit we’re about to get swept by a team that was floundering.
Though I guess we’re worse than floundering right now.
Thank God for Marty Biron, RJ Umberger and the rest of the Flyers
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 4, 2008 11:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So if I'm a Canucks fan...
Oh fuck me
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
game
there goes that 2 run deficit thing
by AtomicGarden on May 4, 2008 11:03 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Argggg
Stupid color guys… “The longer run you have for a baseball, the tougher that play is.”
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 11:03 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In response to Matsui's double that scored Jeter
Paul O’Neill came up with, “More importantly, it puts a runner on third with less than two outs.”
Right…
by Alex B on May 4, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How the fuck does Melky Cabrera have 6 HRs?
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 11:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That doesn't make sense.
He has 5 vs. everyone else.
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on Bretticus
Where’s the sarcasm meter?
by qrsouther on May 4, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It just wasn't good sarcasm.
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can he share them with the M's?
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cock
Fuck and damn…
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 11:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I swear she said she was 18!
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Numbers mean nothing to me now
I only see things in suck and king awesome
by JLC on May 4, 2008 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh really?
Fuck my life
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 11:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Christ.
Well, the good pitching was nice. Time to lose while looking like crap now.
by eponymous_coward on May 4, 2008 11:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So a 1-5 road trip.
How close are we to season over time?
by BrianL on May 4, 2008 11:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not that close
It’s not even Memorial Day.
Basically, hitting double digit deficits by Memorial Day-July 4 means you are mostly dead.
by eponymous_coward on May 4, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 11:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HIT SOMEONE
I need to see a brawl.
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 4, 2008 11:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I actually see a brawl happening today.
Maybe it would do some good, too.
by okdan on May 4, 2008 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did he get big-time abuse from the commentators?
I missed the “play” unfortunately.
by Alex B on May 4, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just saying yesterday
we don’t have enough animated GIFs on this site.
by JLC on May 4, 2008 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone have the Dancing Red .gif?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This makes me happier than words can say
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm mesmerized by this
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eff
I leave to go shower and the M’s are winning.
I return, and Silva has given up 6 runs.
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on May 4, 2008 11:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know it's the wrong day, but...

In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 11:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At this point
I’m hoping for another 100-loss season. Get the hell away from this team, Bill Bavasi, Howard Lincoln, Chuck Armstrong and John McLaren.
We now have a better chance of losing 100 games than we do of winning 90. Or even 80.
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on May 4, 2008 11:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Armstrong and Lincoln will never be fired.
This team is going to have them at the helm until the retire or die.
by BrianL on May 4, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure Howard Lincoln is inexorably tied to the team
As long as Yamauchi/Nintendo of America own the controlling share anyway.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Team's too good to lose 100.
Felix+Beltre+Ichiro+Bedard= not enough stiffs.
90 would be possible, with some bad luck. I won’t root for that, though, or for losing seasons. Console yourself that 77-85 still probably gets people fired.
by eponymous_coward on May 4, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe we had back to back sub .500 seasons
with Edgar, A-Rod, and Griffey
by JI on May 4, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look at the bullpen and 3-4-5 SPs for those teams.
John Halama as your 3? uuuuuggggh
by eponymous_coward on May 4, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's no excuse for that level of asshattery
they couldn’t even build an average bullpen.
by JI on May 4, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is King the only one carrying the plates today?
by qrsouther on May 4, 2008 11:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He and Felix make this team barely tolerable to watch.
by JLC on May 4, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He could stop flying out and draw a few more walks
He’s still great to watch on defense
by JLC on May 4, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vidro is going to be too exhausted to do anything
except hit into a double play.
by AtomicGarden on May 4, 2008 11:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Winning this game 11-10 would be the best thing ever.
by JI on May 4, 2008 11:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Clement!!
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 11:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I see that in time it took me to take a shower Silva regressed
by Robert on May 4, 2008 11:17 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When I was broadcasting Bowie baysox
Games last summer (Baltimore’s AA) I remember the yankess AA being pretty good… Better offense than ours
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop striking out Clement.
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 11:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha this team sucks.
Shame we won that first game in Cleveland.
by BrianL on May 4, 2008 11:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and we have to face kevin millwood tommorow
another game setup for huge dissapointment
by AtomicGarden on May 4, 2008 11:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Any RHP vs. M's = huge disappointment
I’m pretty sure there are beer league RHPs who could shut the M’s out right now
by eponymous_coward on May 4, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least it's Washburn Day, right?
Aw fuck it…
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My family chose a good year to get season tickets.
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I worked at Safeco Field from 04 to 06
Do you have any idea what that felt like
by Robert on May 4, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*shudder*
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is there any pitcher in the league that we can hit?
by vkut79 on May 4, 2008 11:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think we scored eleven runs once.
So maybe?
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
John Bale and Hideo Nomo!
when do we face them again?
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 4, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nomo got released and Bale broke his hand punching a door
by Jeff on May 4, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well that's depressing
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 4, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't Silva kick our ass over his career?
Too lazy to look it up, but I think I recall him having a good w/l versus us.
by AtomicGarden on May 4, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's done pretty well against the AL West as a whole.
Not so the AL East, I think.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 4, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We get reminded that it's still early?
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So what happens if we get swept by Texas?
by BrianL on May 4, 2008 11:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Carlos Triunfel gets traded
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
by Jeff on May 4, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was dumb
you could have totally recycled that.
LL clip show!
by JI on May 4, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know it's classless to run up the score you jerks
by Jeff on May 4, 2008 11:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd counter that this is the AL, and no lead is safe...
But you’ve probably already taken into account that the Mariners offense is inept, and therefore it isn’t very sporting to steal with a four run lead.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kenji can't do anything right.
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 11:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DO BETTER YOU SON OF A BITCH
fuck you DrNaka
by Jeff on May 4, 2008 11:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
3 More Years of Kenji!!
Goddamnit this team crushes my soul
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 11:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He won't make it
If he embarrasses the team in some way like Sasaki did, Yamauchi will force him to retire.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is not hitting the Mendoza line embarrassing?
by eponymous_coward on May 4, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One can hope
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game needs less sober
Liquor cabinet, here I come.
by eponymous_coward on May 4, 2008 11:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
god damn
silva not very lucky today
by AtomicGarden on May 4, 2008 11:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or good
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dave: "beleaguered John McLaren walks to the mound"
Hopefully, this becomes “fired” at some point.
by eponymous_coward on May 4, 2008 11:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
why would he walkk to the mound if he were fired?
by JI on May 4, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why?
Earl Weaver couldn’t save this team.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
because the players
aren’t doing their jobs because of McLaren.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 4, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
McLaren's the first domino
With front office dominos behind him.
by eponymous_coward on May 4, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, the front office will just hire more puppets, Chuck and Howie somehow think they're doing a great job.
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They have been known to occasionally NOT get in the way of good teams.
Basically, they need to stay away from the lifers in the Old Boys Club, and try for an Antonetti, and they will be fine.
by eponymous_coward on May 4, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...only if said prospective GM
can convince Howard and Chuckie that they can make them more money
by JI on May 4, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Winning pennants makes you money.
Hint: M’s attendance peak was in 2001-2002.
by eponymous_coward on May 4, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Prolonged rebuilding doesn't make you money
that would be the first thing a smart GM would do with this franchise.
by BrianL on May 4, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
also true
and no
With our pitching, a few INTELLIGENT fa moves could go a long way. This team does not need to be blown up.
by JI on May 4, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is true
but Howie and Chuck are entrenched with their old-boys club hires. They look at an Antonetti and only see money lost.
by BrianL on May 4, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're right
but I still don’t see any reason that they’d abandon their Bavasi/Gillick type GMs in favor of the younger, smarter variety.
by BrianL on May 4, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With Felix, Ichiro, Bedard and King Awesome? Not so much.
They need to be less stupid with the roster (read: quit signing bad DHs), and they’d be fine.
by eponymous_coward on May 4, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only going to happen if they hire a smart GM.
In their minds, GMs like Beane/Antonetti/DePodesta = lost revenue. Ergo, never going to happen.
by BrianL on May 4, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Paul Depodesta
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hire him
Or he has nice hair. You can pick.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty sure the Dodgers current foundation
Is partly because of him
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See comment prior to your comment indicating to see previous comment
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's a pretty good GM
Problem is that he’s very set in his ways and would easily conflict w/ the FO. That’s why he’d make a good adviser to a dumb GM like Bavasi.
by JLC on May 4, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bad with people
great baseball guy, there’s more to the job than just spreadsheets.
by JI on May 4, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even the good ones they meddled in by being cheap among other things.
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by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hyphen?!
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 11:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember when there was hope?
That was nice… I miss spring training
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 11:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Silva's ERA is up to 4
that’s way more like it
by Jeff on May 4, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN
DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN
by JLC on May 4, 2008 11:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No that's DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN
DUN-DUN DUN-DUN
by JLC on May 4, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love that song
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I think MNF is more like
DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNN
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 4, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's Beethoven's 5th
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was my guess.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 4, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what I was thinking, I just couldn't name the song because I'm not a huge LOSER
Just kidding and jealous
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 4, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha
No, it’s fair. Music major tends to = loser
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You one too?
I’m going to grad school for it in Sept…
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't fun having no job prospects?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yes, fucking awesome.
That’s why I double-major in IT Management.
by BrianL on May 4, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually really wish I could name classical music just by listening to it.
It would make me feel better than everyone else
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 4, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can name Pearl Jam songs
by listening to the count ins
by JI on May 4, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have our classical and baroque music
you have your girly flicks.
by BrianL on May 4, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So in conclusion this could be all kinds of things
by Jeff on May 4, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's a scientist!
“Batman’s a scientist”
“It’s not Batman!”
by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on May 4, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good thing...
Squinty tried to cut off that all important 8th run… Else we’d have 2 outs now!
by dkulich on May 4, 2008 11:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is mindnumbing
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 11:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hooray, I decide to check up on this game and I see this happen.
1. Goddamn this team.
2. At least people will shut up about Silva
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 4, 2008 11:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why the hell did I wake up to check the score
Fuck
by Fett42 on May 4, 2008 11:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I checked the score before I went to lunch.
I was very disappointed when I camed back 45 minutes later.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 4, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"A lot of area to be defensed"?
Defended perhaps? Or do they mean to remove the fences from…?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 4, 2008 11:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm going used car shopping
My afternoon will somehow improve
by Robert on May 4, 2008 11:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Get a Ford Excursion
It’s the Vidro of SUVs.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 4, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm thinking either a civic or a Ford ZX2
by Robert on May 4, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The ZX2 is a great little car
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 4, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This isnt exactly a ringing endorsement
by Robert on May 4, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My brother's ex-wife has a 1998 ZX2 with 250,000 miles on it
never had any trouble with it, clutch lasted to 180,000
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 4, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats better
I have terrible luck with cars
by Robert on May 4, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're not in Japan!
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 4, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you Yankees announcers...
This is not a good team, now tell that to our front office.
by dkulich on May 4, 2008 11:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK I officially don't give a shit anymore
Here’s to this team going 13-149
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 4, 2008 11:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully we'll get a good draft pick
And then keep him in purgatory behind Vidro for 3 years a-la Jeff Clement
by angrybeltre on May 4, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The best part about this team
My personal benchmark for failure is 3 degrees lower now
by Robert on May 4, 2008 11:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
On a side note, this season is shaping up to be more depressing than the Sonics's season
because I went into every game thinking the Sonics would lose. This is just heartbreaking.
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 4, 2008 11:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not crying
It’s just raining on my face
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