Carlos Silva
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So we only get one season of Silva-less M's until the world ends?
Aw, shucks.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 30, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KG disapproves of undetected sarcasm.

-aaron c.
by acblue on May 30, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Testing this out for whenever Coach appears.

by Fin on May 30, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That red font is kind of getting lost in the picture.
by BrianL on May 30, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you do this in Photoshop?
There’s a text outline feature that might help.
by BrianL on May 30, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used photobucket photo edit
Because I am cool.
by Fin on May 30, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Try something like this instead:

The sides are a little easier to work with then right across KG’s chest there.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 30, 2008 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's good.
But Indy is still better.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 30, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many of those days are regualr season days?
on another note.
Mac was or had just finished crying in the post game interview. His face was beat red and he was wiping his eyes.
Thats a Bedarded Trade
by Edgar for Mayor on May 30, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The more and moer I think about it
the more and more I was against the Silva contract.
by JI on May 30, 2008 10:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mac crying during the post-game?
Look at what you’ve done, Silva! You monster!
by BrianL on May 30, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Probably knows his days are numbered.
by Matthew on May 30, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know Mac isn't that great of a manager
yet I still feel awful for him. This team is about to cost him the only managing job he’s ever going to have.
by BrianL on May 30, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its only Human
Mac is a great guy and I feel awful for him a well. But he’s not a good manager in many ways. I’m sure his flaws would be less relevant if we were 35-20. But yeah, I feel bad for him too.
Thats a Bedarded Trade
by Edgar for Mayor on May 30, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't feel for him one way or the other.
Never deserved is job, and he’s going to get canned even though he’s not the biggest problem. Seems to me that it cancels out.
by JI on May 30, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Harsh
He’s still human dude.
Thats a Bedarded Trade
by Edgar for Mayor on May 30, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not going to miss him as a manager
but I do feel bad he’s going to get canned for things that were outside of his control.
by BrianL on May 30, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
can Bavasi go to? Why not, lets just cann them all ad elcet Jef as the interm Gm
by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
My girlfriend's still at the bar.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 30, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you sharing her with the rest of us?
If not than Jeff had best deliver.
by BrianL on May 30, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Graham!?
Dammit Jeff this wasn’t part of the deal.
by BrianL on May 30, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'll notice I didn't provide many details for precisely this reason
by Jeff on May 30, 2008 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It wouldn't have changed anything
my election was unanimous.
by Jeff on May 30, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had to go to great lengths to get my little Anne
by Jeff on May 30, 2008 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I ever start a metal band...
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 30, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is somehow way more disturbing than usual.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 30, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Listeing to Lords of Acid on te computer
made the mistake of google imagin”lords of Acid”
got this image… i thinkk this is the cleasnest one i could post
by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It makes me a bit uncomfortable when it's not BizzaroJeff making these comments.
by JI on May 30, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If this is your biggest regret about being this drunk...
You’re doing it wrong.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 30, 2008 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So regular Jeff is just as creepy as Bizarro Jeff?
by BrianL on May 30, 2008 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So...you're Bart, right?
or are you Hugo?
by BrianL on May 30, 2008 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't decided
but I’m not all that big on fish heads
by Jeff on May 30, 2008 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I'm only half-concentrating it's a real gas to see how me comments come out
by Jeff on May 30, 2008 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just one question
You’re allowed to make Concentration Camp jokes, right?
by JI on May 30, 2008 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Opposites attract
You have the fascism thing down.
by JI on May 30, 2008 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i may be drunk but i cann still goooglee

by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer this

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 30, 2008 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just realized taat noipple ringsreally serveno point
Damn you google filter,,,
Jeff isnt just creppy, hes a rutheless dictator that ishell bent on not only ruling the LL with a iron fiast but the wholw SB network///
by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff doesn't even know BizzaroJeff is missing
Jeff is at home doing good deeds.
by JI on May 30, 2008 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No trapieze huh?
The hell with good deeds, kinky ddes migsht be more fun
by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'll have to keep me informed on how life with pedonecrophile Jeff goes.
Sleep beckons. Work early.
Do not want.
by BrianL on May 30, 2008 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pathetic...
Leaving me unsupervised, to runa amuck in LLL
by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anne Frank's Diary Robot Chicken is on right now...
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 30, 2008 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I'm just me!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 30, 2008 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like everythign else in youe mind..
i bet you get get huge retunrns in everything else in your head too.
Unanimous, microsscpic, coereced, whatever///
Iam am goign to start the LL rebel alinace… We are going to continue gorilla actions still we finally get deartoyed by her oppersive dctatorsip
by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If all your actions are beating your chest and eating bananas it won't take long for you to get destroyed
by Nick S on May 30, 2008 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I shall livee as a martyrt in the hearts of my folowers
and forever as thorn on the side eof the facist oppressive regieme ohf Jeff the “Iron hand” of LL…
Down with the hate, let free blogging percist forevere
by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
imtempted to start postin pictures,m but im afriad that miy braind to computer miht ne off
I would hate to have jeff abnn me for what i migher post from the non filtered net
by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vote theBeer Party..
Jeff justs wants to be rhe LL Emperoper!!
Dicktatorships suck…
BRB pizzaashere
by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good i dont very manny recs
,my hummor kinda offends people most of the yime
by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Manny recs is a somewhat topical, totally hilarious typo.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 30, 2008 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fire the big three
Bavasi, Lincoln and Armstrong. They need to go before Mac does
Thats a Bedarded Trade
by Edgar for Mayor on May 30, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be my guess
Thats a Bedarded Trade
by Edgar for Mayor on May 30, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well this sux. Silvablows goats niyuts and the Marinewrs lost again
WHy do we sbjest ourslves to this? What do theres red lines mean in firefox>? I think its meaning i cant spell., but ohh well….
need more bere
by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 10:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
On a scale of 1-10, how drunk are you?
by BrianL on May 30, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
im about a 6ish, my buddy adn his wif are nt drivinghome nad the fiance says we need more alcohl...
Wow my \s s\wife wants to know if we are drunk enough to dress up antoehr friendof ours as a woman
by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're not drunk enough yet.
I expect you to down three more beers within the next 30 minutes.
by BrianL on May 30, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes master....
whos with me you pans ies?
by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Umm Jimbean and crnberry juisce
openend ab bottel of wine for the girks and timeto watchForrestgump
you know,gumo kinda reminds me of a freind of miine… somtimes i wonder how shit like that happens
by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're still to coherent.
Drink more now.
by BrianL on May 30, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, loking at the womans msters grad pictures from the ar 2 weeeknds ago
Im to old to be that drunk. Why is it as you et older does geting shit hameered hurt sobad… I had a hangover for liek 2 days,,,
Shots!!!
come on drink shots…
by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We got Scothc, Baileys, Ameretato, tequils, Jack and Jim....
and sime wine,,
wow whyy are the women talking aobut lap dancces? hummm must take a break..
by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you are leing to me...How do i know you are doing shtos too?
Ithink you need to drink alot of shots nad streak through the neighbothood
by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
After the politacl thread from earlier... maybe
SHOITS you pansy!!!! Take Shots, dont be a wimop
by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet... found lordsof Acid on the laptop... forgot about hat
Time for drink #2…Dude FF3 is awesome, i can now correct my drunk posts if i remember too.
by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you drinking 151 or what.?
Cause if not and your only on your second drink…you are a light weight.
Thats a Bedarded Trade
by Edgar for Mayor on May 30, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
left for yhe bar at 8 to go play trivia...
so been drinking for almost 5 hourd.. you need to drink more to catch up
by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You remind me of that little devil
guy thats supposed to be sitting on myshoulder. I thought i left you at SFA when i bailed from that hell hole…
Shit Bubba just died,,,,
Im starting to wonder where the fuck my pizza i ordere is… Online pizza deliver the best ivention in t he world. I wish i lived in the north sothey delived beer too
by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You stole it from me!
That’s in my dropbox. Though, to be fair, I stole it from the internet.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on May 30, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That about a 7 or 8
Thats a Bedarded Trade
by Edgar for Mayor on May 30, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah,,, i can do alot worse than this...Wow. its taking me several attempts to get rid of all the red lines
by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right click and correct
Thats a Bedarded Trade
by Edgar for Mayor on May 30, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grew up watching the Mariners with my grand father...
So i still feel sympathetic
by laxtonto on May 31, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I drop into Al's around 8 pm
and see Dickey pitching in the 3rd inning of a 7-1 blowout. Immediately I realize Giant Silva shit the bed, but I had no idea until they showed the bullpen’s line after the game just how badly.
He didn’t even finish the 1st inning. Wow. Was it ‘Weaver vs the Royals’ bad?
by Gomez on May 30, 2008 10:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
One of his two outs
Was against a DH making his major league debut. Worked him for about 7-8 pitches before recording the out.
by ThundaPC on May 30, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Larish is a stud..
Go Devils! :-)
by seattlesundevil on May 30, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, you mention Al's somewhat regulary.
You know a guy named Pete? Old Armenian film projectionist dude?
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 30, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haven't met him to my knowledge
My head’s usually buried in some combination of gin, beer, the game and the trivia machine.
by Gomez on May 30, 2008 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's a regular there.
He’s probably too busy bitching about work with all his union projectionist buddies to meet anyone new.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 30, 2008 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I may have seen him around
There are a few regulars who grumble a lot about their jobs and lives ;P I think it’s part of the charm of the place.
by Gomez on May 30, 2008 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's a pretty interesting dude.
He just never shuts up once he starts talking.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 30, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Short, skinny, glasses, bald, hairy.
Pretty unappealing fellow. Wears an M’s jacket a lot.
He was the original drummer for Paul Revere and the Raiders.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 30, 2008 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As of 11:44 pacific time fuck Carlos Silva in the ear
by Nick S on May 30, 2008 11:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Woa now, you shouldn't use him for his money you know
Even though he has plenty now.
by Fin on May 30, 2008 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's probably pretty greasy
Infact, why not have Bill Krueger step in and we could watch some grease-on-grease action.
by Fin on May 30, 2008 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw shit I'm going to have nightmares now
by Nick S on May 30, 2008 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hummm worst FA deal this tear? kinda a toss up betwwwn Sila and the ddu that sucks fo the dodgers
by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jones is only under contract for 2 years
by LongLiveTheKings on May 30, 2008 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn i knew tahat,,, Oh well its oly a wasted 10 mil pere fpr the next 3 years plus.
Not lierj the Ms could use the money on good playerds… Hell can we extend Vidro nad Seson too>?
by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you need a drink, Or maybe a fww drinks.. got to catch up
gramamr police is overeated..
I wonder if Jeff si going to name his secret polive the Grammar Police ….
by laxtonto on May 31, 2008 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I laughed at the word nad. Being uptight is not the problem.
Also, I have to work tomorrow, so getting wasted will have to wait until tomorrow night.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 31, 2008 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So i trudge on toe the road to oblivviopn alone... alas a lone traveler forever traveling in solitude nd drukeness
And im not hatting on your grmamar correction, but instead a datribe on the oppressive dictarorship of the LL
by laxtonto on May 31, 2008 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andruw Jones has been the epitomy of suck
We at least have gotten some value out of Silva.
Not that Andruw Jones being terrible excuses the Silva signing, or anything…wow I’m still typing coherently apparently I need to finish this bottle.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 31, 2008 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still have some mixer
I don’t do shots of mixer alcohol, if you got some wild turkey though i’m game.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 31, 2008 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we just coined a phrase
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 31, 2008 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got a prett decent bar... doing Jim baen and Cranberry right now. Got Tequla and other fun stuff in the cabinet
by laxtonto on May 31, 2008 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bourbon and cranberry?
I like both of those things, but that sounds like a horrible combination.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 31, 2008 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesome drink
even beter with cran strawberry. And it helps with the hangover
by laxtonto on May 31, 2008 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't imagine that much sugar doing anything good for a hangover.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 31, 2008 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alls I got is Smirnoff Vanilla/Cherry Coke
It’s a bitch drink, but it was on sale and I’m a sucker for a deal.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 31, 2008 12:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is there any chance of Batista being moved to the bully or am I deluding myself here?
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 31, 2008 12:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bully? What are you, Theodore Roosevelt?
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 31, 2008 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hot crackers! you need to join the trolley mister.
by Matthew on May 31, 2008 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This comment is worth of a recommendation.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 31, 2008 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Teddy was the shit.
He singlehandedly HEY OMG NO POLITICSZ!
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 31, 2008 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was pretty quick for a drunk man
kudos
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 31, 2008 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I ca n gggogle wiht the best of them...Its the tping and the movivngarounf that is givingme prolems
Its a lot easier in the comment section because FF# tells me to correct it self
by laxtonto on May 31, 2008 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dellusion
Wih Baek goen, the only real shot is knuckle boy with the refusal ofMorrow to the rotation
by laxtonto on May 31, 2008 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hyphen Hyphen Hyphen Hyphen Hyphen Hyphen
by Nick S on May 31, 2008 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
... RRS could be moved to the rotation
by Nick S on May 31, 2008 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
New Rotation
1. Felix
2. Bedard
3. RRS
4. Morrow
5. Dickey
I’m fine with this. Ideally though I’d like to see…
1. Felix
2. Felix
3. Felix
4. Felix
5. Felix
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 31, 2008 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And if that's morse code you're typing
.... .- .—. .... . -.
by Nick S on May 31, 2008 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Morse code? *rimshot* *dodges tomatoes*
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 31, 2008 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard rumors that you were both at the game and on a date tonight, how'd it go.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 31, 2008 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I was there with a girl
But by the end of this homestand I’ll have gone with four different girls to M’s games this year. Tonight the girl had a boyfriend…but it wasn’t always so apparent. Considering that, it went about as well as it could.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 31, 2008 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, pimp.
But as we all know, boyfriends are temporary speedbumps.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 31, 2008 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just be careful of the boyfriend the morning after
you never know what they’re capable of.
by Fin on May 31, 2008 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This guy's a big guy but a total pussy. I'm safe. >_>
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 31, 2008 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not just going for her.
I’m keeping my options open…I’m too young to just tie myself down to one girl after one date. Just seeing who I like, I just know I have a shot with this girl if I want to
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 31, 2008 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't mean you can't just hook up with a girl
depending on how long her relationship is with her boyfriend, she will most likely want to have fun without sacrificing her boyfriend.
Man, I know too much about this.
by Fin on May 31, 2008 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like 3 years
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 31, 2008 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very vulnerable
I am not a home wrecker or anything, but I would recommend working on your game with her.
by Fin on May 31, 2008 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well it probaly wont help either way by broadcasting either of your intentonson the net
by laxtonto on May 31, 2008 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is true, she knows nothing of its existence
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 31, 2008 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If there's anything I've discovered about girls
or at least, every girl I’ve ever met in MY life, it’s that, once they get to know you well (and presuming you know how to act around a woman), they can’t help but wonder what it’d be like to be with you, regardless of what they’re relationship status is.
It’s really up to you whether you want to exploit that or not.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 31, 2008 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree.... There is no woman a guy cannot have..
I was explained this in college and pretty much thought it was bull. But truthfully, women, like any puzzle,just need the right key to unlock them
by laxtonto on May 31, 2008 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude you guys are smart
This totally makes sense.
by Fin on May 31, 2008 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
-- --- .-. ... . ..-. --- .-. .-.. ..-.
Free rec for anyone who understands/can translate
by Nick S on May 31, 2008 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MORSEFORLF
sure you didthat right?
.. / – .... .. . -. / .- —.. / .- .. . / -.. .. ..- . -.
by laxtonto on May 31, 2008 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think so
I did have to look up a couple though, I get L and F confused
by Nick S on May 31, 2008 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://morsecode.scphillips.com/jtranslator.html
says its MORSEFORLF
i may be drunk, but i can chet with the greatnessof the net
by laxtonto on May 31, 2008 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah I forgot about the /
also I’m retarded for not using a translator in the first place
also your drunk internet skills are indeed quite impressive
by Nick S on May 31, 2008 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
starting to sober up npw..
on my second movie
by laxtonto on May 31, 2008 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Certainly wouldn't be opposed to RRS moving to the rotation
though that leaves the BULLY with approximately Arthur Rhodes as your left handed pitching (not that it matters this season).
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 31, 2008 12:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Potatoes is done sucking? I haven't paid attention to his work down south...
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 31, 2008 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn straight he does, he won 2nd place to Mr. Kool-aid.
Mr. Koolaid is the Yankees of pitchers though, so it’s nothing to be ashamed of.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 31, 2008 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was never actually terrible, just horrendously unlucky
by Matthew on May 31, 2008 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He wasn't that great, but I never thought he was horrible skills-wise.
I actually agreed with the assessment that Bavasi apparently made that he was ready to inherit that super lefty role/almost set up role, so I was dissapointed when that didn’t happen. Was I wrong in presuming he was capable of this in the first place?
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 31, 2008 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take that... Now potatoe is #1...Shit im soobering up

by laxtonto on May 31, 2008 12:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kool-Aid Man! Nooo!

Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 31, 2008 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah yes, a funny Family Guy moment.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 31, 2008 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, it was vintage family guy
back when it was good.
by Fin on May 31, 2008 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hah! I love that one even though I'm not a Dane Cook fan.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 31, 2008 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh did I mess up my Mr. Kool-Aid references?
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 31, 2008 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah he had a Dane Cook skit, complete with cartoon.
Probably his best work. Even with that said, I’ll just presume Family guy was better because it is.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 31, 2008 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same, but Mr. Koolaid was funny.
I just opened up another window to look up the skit and the 1st thing I see is the Comcast home page, with the top headline under sports:
“Splinks: M’s Boot Lesbians.”
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 31, 2008 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well. i apologize if my drunkeness offended or caused any trouble.
night guys…hopefully my hangover wont be to bad…We need a continued Fan posts that will catch all drunken posts for now and all time
night all and rebel against the oppression of Jeff the “Iron handed”
by laxtonto on May 31, 2008 1:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So far
If you’re DRUNK while annoying, it’s forgivable.
If you’re NOT drunk while annoying, it’s bannable.
If you’re a “RSN” troll, you’re dead where you stand.
If you’re a furry lovin’ abomination of God, you’re cool.
If you’re an anime lovin’ wonderful human being, you’re persecuted like a Salem witch.
Thus, be drunk and be furry, but for God’s sake don’t be an annoying anime RSN troll.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 31, 2008 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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