Carlos Silva
As of 9:58pm pacific time it is 1218 days, 2 hours, 1 minute and 21 seconds until Saturday, October 1, 2011
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KG disapproves of undetected sarcasm.

-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 30, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you do this in Photoshop?
There’s a text outline feature that might help.
Try something like this instead:

The sides are a little easier to work with then right across KG’s chest there.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 30, 2008 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
It's good.
But Indy is still better.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 30, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
How many of those days are regualr season days?
on another note.
Mac was or had just finished crying in the post game interview. His face was beat red and he was wiping his eyes.
Thats a Bedarded Trade
by Edgar for Mayor on May 30, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
Mac crying during the post-game?
Look at what you’ve done, Silva! You monster!
I know Mac isn't that great of a manager
yet I still feel awful for him. This team is about to cost him the only managing job he’s ever going to have.
Its only Human
Mac is a great guy and I feel awful for him a well. But he’s not a good manager in many ways. I’m sure his flaws would be less relevant if we were 35-20. But yeah, I feel bad for him too.
Thats a Bedarded Trade
by Edgar for Mayor on May 30, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't feel for him one way or the other.
Never deserved is job, and he’s going to get canned even though he’s not the biggest problem. Seems to me that it cancels out.
Harsh
He’s still human dude.
Thats a Bedarded Trade
by Edgar for Mayor on May 30, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not going to miss him as a manager
but I do feel bad he’s going to get canned for things that were outside of his control.
can Bavasi go to? Why not, lets just cann them all ad elcet Jef as the interm Gm
by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
My girlfriend's still at the bar.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 30, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you sharing her with the rest of us?
If not than Jeff had best deliver.
Graham!?
Dammit Jeff this wasn’t part of the deal.
You'll notice I didn't provide many details for precisely this reason
by Jeff Sullivan on May 30, 2008 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
It wouldn't have changed anything
my election was unanimous.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 30, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I had to go to great lengths to get my little Anne
by Jeff Sullivan on May 30, 2008 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
If I ever start a metal band...
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 30, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
This is somehow way more disturbing than usual.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 30, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Listeing to Lords of Acid on te computer
made the mistake of google imagin”lords of Acid”
got this image… i thinkk this is the cleasnest one i could post
If this is your biggest regret about being this drunk...
You’re doing it wrong.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 30, 2008 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Creepier.
He doesn’t have the bizarro excuse.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 30, 2008 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't decided
but I’m not all that big on fish heads
by Jeff Sullivan on May 30, 2008 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
When I'm only half-concentrating it's a real gas to see how me comments come out
by Jeff Sullivan on May 30, 2008 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I prefer this

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 30, 2008 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Just realized taat noipple ringsreally serveno point
Damn you google filter,,,
Jeff isnt just creppy, hes a rutheless dictator that ishell bent on not only ruling the LL with a iron fiast but the wholw SB network///
You'll have to keep me informed on how life with pedonecrophile Jeff goes.
Sleep beckons. Work early.
Do not want.
Anne Frank's Diary Robot Chicken is on right now...
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 30, 2008 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I'm just me!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 30, 2008 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Like everythign else in youe mind..
i bet you get get huge retunrns in everything else in your head too.
Unanimous, microsscpic, coereced, whatever///
Iam am goign to start the LL rebel alinace… We are going to continue gorilla actions still we finally get deartoyed by her oppersive dctatorsip
If all your actions are beating your chest and eating bananas it won't take long for you to get destroyed
I shall livee as a martyrt in the hearts of my folowers
and forever as thorn on the side eof the facist oppressive regieme ohf Jeff the “Iron hand” of LL…
Down with the hate, let free blogging percist forevere
imtempted to start postin pictures,m but im afriad that miy braind to computer miht ne off
I would hate to have jeff abnn me for what i migher post from the non filtered net
Fire the big three
Bavasi, Lincoln and Armstrong. They need to go before Mac does
Thats a Bedarded Trade
by Edgar for Mayor on May 30, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be my guess
Thats a Bedarded Trade
by Edgar for Mayor on May 30, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Well this sux. Silvablows goats niyuts and the Marinewrs lost again
WHy do we sbjest ourslves to this? What do theres red lines mean in firefox>? I think its meaning i cant spell., but ohh well….
need more bere
im about a 6ish, my buddy adn his wif are nt drivinghome nad the fiance says we need more alcohl...
Wow my \s s\wife wants to know if we are drunk enough to dress up antoehr friendof ours as a woman
You're not drunk enough yet.
I expect you to down three more beers within the next 30 minutes.
Umm Jimbean and crnberry juisce
openend ab bottel of wine for the girks and timeto watchForrestgump
you know,gumo kinda reminds me of a freind of miine… somtimes i wonder how shit like that happens
Wow, loking at the womans msters grad pictures from the ar 2 weeeknds ago
Im to old to be that drunk. Why is it as you et older does geting shit hameered hurt sobad… I had a hangover for liek 2 days,,,
Shots!!!
come on drink shots…
We got Scothc, Baileys, Ameretato, tequils, Jack and Jim....
and sime wine,,
wow whyy are the women talking aobut lap dancces? hummm must take a break..
I think you are leing to me...How do i know you are doing shtos too?
Ithink you need to drink alot of shots nad streak through the neighbothood
Sweet... found lordsof Acid on the laptop... forgot about hat
Time for drink #2…Dude FF3 is awesome, i can now correct my drunk posts if i remember too.
Are you drinking 151 or what.?
Cause if not and your only on your second drink…you are a light weight.
Thats a Bedarded Trade
by Edgar for Mayor on May 30, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
left for yhe bar at 8 to go play trivia...
so been drinking for almost 5 hourd.. you need to drink more to catch up
You remind me of that little devil
guy thats supposed to be sitting on myshoulder. I thought i left you at SFA when i bailed from that hell hole…
Shit Bubba just died,,,,
Im starting to wonder where the fuck my pizza i ordere is… Online pizza deliver the best ivention in t he world. I wish i lived in the north sothey delived beer too
You stole it from me!
That’s in my dropbox. Though, to be fair, I stole it from the internet.
the other angels fan
That about a 7 or 8
Thats a Bedarded Trade
by Edgar for Mayor on May 30, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
So I drop into Al's around 8 pm
and see Dickey pitching in the 3rd inning of a 7-1 blowout. Immediately I realize Giant Silva shit the bed, but I had no idea until they showed the bullpen’s line after the game just how badly.
He didn’t even finish the 1st inning. Wow. Was it ‘Weaver vs the Royals’ bad?
One of his two outs
Was against a DH making his major league debut. Worked him for about 7-8 pitches before recording the out.
Jeff Larish is a stud..
Go Devils! :-)
by seattlesundevil on May 30, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, you mention Al's somewhat regulary.
You know a guy named Pete? Old Armenian film projectionist dude?
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 30, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Haven't met him to my knowledge
My head’s usually buried in some combination of gin, beer, the game and the trivia machine.
He's a regular there.
He’s probably too busy bitching about work with all his union projectionist buddies to meet anyone new.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 30, 2008 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I may have seen him around
There are a few regulars who grumble a lot about their jobs and lives ;P I think it’s part of the charm of the place.
He's a pretty interesting dude.
He just never shuts up once he starts talking.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 30, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Short, skinny, glasses, bald, hairy.
Pretty unappealing fellow. Wears an M’s jacket a lot.
He was the original drummer for Paul Revere and the Raiders.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 30, 2008 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It's probably pretty greasy
Infact, why not have Bill Krueger step in and we could watch some grease-on-grease action.
Jones is only under contract for 2 years
by LongLiveTheKings on May 30, 2008 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn i knew tahat,,, Oh well its oly a wasted 10 mil pere fpr the next 3 years plus.
Not lierj the Ms could use the money on good playerds… Hell can we extend Vidro nad Seson too>?
you need a drink, Or maybe a fww drinks.. got to catch up
gramamr police is overeated..
I wonder if Jeff si going to name his secret polive the Grammar Police ….
I laughed at the word nad. Being uptight is not the problem.
Also, I have to work tomorrow, so getting wasted will have to wait until tomorrow night.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 31, 2008 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
So i trudge on toe the road to oblivviopn alone... alas a lone traveler forever traveling in solitude nd drukeness
And im not hatting on your grmamar correction, but instead a datribe on the oppressive dictarorship of the LL
Andruw Jones has been the epitomy of suck
We at least have gotten some value out of Silva.
Not that Andruw Jones being terrible excuses the Silva signing, or anything…wow I’m still typing coherently apparently I need to finish this bottle.
Someone say something witty.
I still have some mixer
I don’t do shots of mixer alcohol, if you got some wild turkey though i’m game.
Someone say something witty.
I got a prett decent bar... doing Jim baen and Cranberry right now. Got Tequla and other fun stuff in the cabinet
Bourbon and cranberry?
I like both of those things, but that sounds like a horrible combination.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 31, 2008 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Alls I got is Smirnoff Vanilla/Cherry Coke
It’s a bitch drink, but it was on sale and I’m a sucker for a deal.
Someone say something witty.
Is there any chance of Batista being moved to the bully or am I deluding myself here?
Someone say something witty.
Bully? What are you, Theodore Roosevelt?
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 31, 2008 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
hot crackers! you need to join the trolley mister.
by Matthew on May 31, 2008 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I ca n gggogle wiht the best of them...Its the tping and the movivngarounf that is givingme prolems
Its a lot easier in the comment section because FF# tells me to correct it self
dellusion
Wih Baek goen, the only real shot is knuckle boy with the refusal ofMorrow to the rotation
New Rotation
1. Felix
2. Bedard
3. RRS
4. Morrow
5. Dickey
I’m fine with this. Ideally though I’d like to see…
1. Felix
2. Felix
3. Felix
4. Felix
5. Felix
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 31, 2008 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Mike Morse code? *rimshot* *dodges tomatoes*
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 31, 2008 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I heard rumors that you were both at the game and on a date tonight, how'd it go.
Someone say something witty.
Well I was there with a girl
But by the end of this homestand I’ll have gone with four different girls to M’s games this year. Tonight the girl had a boyfriend…but it wasn’t always so apparent. Considering that, it went about as well as it could.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 31, 2008 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
This guy's a big guy but a total pussy. I'm safe. >_>
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 31, 2008 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm not just going for her.
I’m keeping my options open…I’m too young to just tie myself down to one girl after one date. Just seeing who I like, I just know I have a shot with this girl if I want to
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 31, 2008 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't mean you can't just hook up with a girl
depending on how long her relationship is with her boyfriend, she will most likely want to have fun without sacrificing her boyfriend.
Man, I know too much about this.
Like 3 years
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 31, 2008 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Very vulnerable
I am not a home wrecker or anything, but I would recommend working on your game with her.
This is true, she knows nothing of its existence
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 31, 2008 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions
If there's anything I've discovered about girls
or at least, every girl I’ve ever met in MY life, it’s that, once they get to know you well (and presuming you know how to act around a woman), they can’t help but wonder what it’d be like to be with you, regardless of what they’re relationship status is.
It’s really up to you whether you want to exploit that or not.
Someone say something witty.
I agree.... There is no woman a guy cannot have..
I was explained this in college and pretty much thought it was bull. But truthfully, women, like any puzzle,just need the right key to unlock them
http://morsecode.scphillips.com/jtranslator.html
says its MORSEFORLF
i may be drunk, but i can chet with the greatnessof the net
Ah I forgot about the /
also I’m retarded for not using a translator in the first place
also your drunk internet skills are indeed quite impressive
Certainly wouldn't be opposed to RRS moving to the rotation
though that leaves the BULLY with approximately Arthur Rhodes as your left handed pitching (not that it matters this season).
Someone say something witty.
Maybe Potatoes is done sucking? I haven't paid attention to his work down south...
Someone say something witty.
Damn straight he does, he won 2nd place to Mr. Kool-aid.
Mr. Koolaid is the Yankees of pitchers though, so it’s nothing to be ashamed of.
Someone say something witty.
He wasn't that great, but I never thought he was horrible skills-wise.
I actually agreed with the assessment that Bavasi apparently made that he was ready to inherit that super lefty role/almost set up role, so I was dissapointed when that didn’t happen. Was I wrong in presuming he was capable of this in the first place?
Someone say something witty.
Kool-Aid Man! Nooo!

Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 31, 2008 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Ah yes, a funny Family Guy moment.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 31, 2008 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah he had a Dane Cook skit, complete with cartoon.
Probably his best work. Even with that said, I’ll just presume Family guy was better because it is.
Someone say something witty.
Same, but Mr. Koolaid was funny.
I just opened up another window to look up the skit and the 1st thing I see is the Comcast home page, with the top headline under sports:
“Splinks: M’s Boot Lesbians.”
Someone say something witty.
Well. i apologize if my drunkeness offended or caused any trouble.
night guys…hopefully my hangover wont be to bad…We need a continued Fan posts that will catch all drunken posts for now and all time
night all and rebel against the oppression of Jeff the “Iron handed”
So far
If you’re DRUNK while annoying, it’s forgivable.
If you’re NOT drunk while annoying, it’s bannable.
If you’re a “RSN” troll, you’re dead where you stand.
If you’re a furry lovin’ abomination of God, you’re cool.
If you’re an anime lovin’ wonderful human being, you’re persecuted like a Salem witch.
Thus, be drunk and be furry, but for God’s sake don’t be an annoying anime RSN troll.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 31, 2008 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions

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