5/3: Open Game Thread, Part 2
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Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you for that picture
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 3, 2008 11:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
seriously
that is depressing. and funny.
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was there
Believe me, it wasn’t funny then and it’s not funny now.
by phil333 on May 3, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So...how bout the Seahawks going to RB by committee this season?
by BrianL on May 3, 2008 11:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Exciting.
I see at least 11-5 with a pretty weak schedule.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am excited with the addition of Wahle at LG
Not to mention a new O-Line coach, new running back coach. And new running backs.
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The new O-Line coach I'm not so excited about...
might be signaling the shift to Air Coryell. I don’t like Air Coryell.
by BrianL on May 3, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
check the pics of Julius Jones from mini-camp
the guy looks determined to make a statement this year. Of course he could suck.
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 3, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just as long as we can convert
SOME FUCKING THIRD AND ONES…I’ll be happy.
by BrianL on May 3, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find that picture hilarious
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 3, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know. It's not a bad thread.
Nothing spectacular, but not horrible either.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 3, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My expectations are pretty low.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 3, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More singles
woooo.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 3, 2008 11:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah shit, the archive is the Yankee feed
not going back and screenshotting Sims’ new hat.
by JI on May 3, 2008 11:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WE ARE BEING SHUT DOWN BY MIKE MUSSINA
this is the equivalent to Alex Smith tearing through the Seahawks defense.
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 3, 2008 11:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Shut up I was at that game >:(
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was the worst regular season game of the past 3 seasons
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 3, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was a fucking monsoon too
And we traded Doyle the night before
by Robert on May 3, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck this shit
i’m going to go watch my Blu Ray dvd movie, “The Notebook”
by Tony S on May 3, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
uncalled for....
do you realize how long it’s going to take this board to regain it’s manliness status now?
by PLU Tim on May 3, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was I just summoned by bad chick flicks being named?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 3, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is a world in need.
Go, Estrogen Boy!
by BrianL on May 3, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cinerama - 7:40 PM sharp
...at least I won’t have to keep up with a shit game on my cellphone during this movie too
by bamassippi on May 3, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dave Sims losing the faith.
Join the club, Rizs.
by BrianL on May 3, 2008 11:17 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ho-lee shit
Why do I keep subjecting myself to this BS?
by coolguyrob on May 3, 2008 11:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Doing the same thing and expecting different results is the definition of insanity.
We were all fucking crazy, but now that we don’t expect different results I think we’re just masochists.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 3, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*headdesk*
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 3, 2008 11:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hahahahaha
this is seriously the most depressing start to a season, considering all the hype with bedard
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 11:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
by that
I mean I hyped our starting pitching up so much, I figured we didn’t need an offense or defense. oops.
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could be worse
We’re not Rangers’ fans
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by Frosty Raptor on May 3, 2008 11:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Rangers can be tied with the M's after today.
by Happybelly on May 3, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...
Frak me. Well, at least we’re not Pirates’ fans.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 3, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Life would be easier
If Bill Watterson was still penning Calvin and Hobbes.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 3, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes. Yes it would.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 3, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Pirates have a better FO than us.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 3, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could they please
Learn to hit an outside pitch to opposite field instead of trying to pull it. Thus grounding into these easy double plays.
by Frerken on May 3, 2008 11:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GOD DAMMIT STOP SQUEEZING FELIX
YOU FUCKING CUNTBAG UMPIRE
by BrianL on May 3, 2008 11:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GTE aside, is Felix really getting squeezed? I can't see the TV feed
by esoteric on May 3, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe a little.
He’s not very sharp though.
by Happybelly on May 3, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On Gameday, only the 4th pitch looks sketchy.
But yeah, that one was definitely a strike
by esoteric on May 3, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, according to joe's tracker he is
But I honestly am not sure with the angles that TV cameras take.
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How much control do pitchers have over BAA?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 3, 2008 11:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and like the rest of the team
Felix gives up… waves the white flag.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 3, 2008 11:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Go away Felix
I don’t want to see you today
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 11:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone shot Pettitte in the chin with a bb gun
wrong gun
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 11:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
drill him start a brawl
do something to make this game somewhat entertaining….
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 3, 2008 11:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, we've just learned an important part of being a manager or executive
1. You like to think about baseball.
by seattlebruin on May 3, 2008 11:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it wrong for we to wish that Jeter gets beaned in the face?
by mark sobba on May 3, 2008 11:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember when Norm
said this team had to get mean… even if it meant hitting people…..
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 3, 2008 11:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"looks like ole Sol is about to pay us a visit here"
Dave is awesome
by Diatribe on May 3, 2008 11:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where's that pic of Derek Jeter's
strikezone compared to everyone elses?
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 3, 2008 11:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I miss Jose Guillen
I don’t know why. I just have a hunch he was like some secret ingredient for Seattle’s almost (and most likely lucky) success last season. Plus he could hit.
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 11:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he can't hit this year for KC so far
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by MfaninAlaska on May 3, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jose Guillen's OPS is 546 so far.
He wouldn’t be the answer right now.
by Happybelly on May 3, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, looking at Jeter's AB, these ball calls ARE ridiculous.
Holy shit, Felix really is getting jobbed.
by esoteric on May 3, 2008 11:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't really think it matters.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 3, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He can't get strikes at the knees
thus, everything is elevated and his pitches are hittable.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 3, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And what the hell is wrong with our defense?
by seattlebruin on May 3, 2008 11:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It sucks.
We knew this coming into the season.
by BrianL on May 3, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we knew it would have weak spots
but nothing nearly as bad as its showing…. even the good defenders stink right now….
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 3, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well we knew they would have no range
I wasn’t counting on a massive amount of errors on makable (were they? didn’t see) plays
by seattlebruin on May 3, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A couple of the errors yesterday
were bullshit calls in my opinion.
The two errors today were warranted.
by BrianL on May 3, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2006 was meh
2004 was where its all at
by Robert on May 3, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it bad that I'm not even watching the game anymore?
Instead I’m watching LL?
by coolguyrob on May 3, 2008 11:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well,
LL has been more entertaining lately
by coolguyrob on May 3, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
These days
I follow LL first and the Mariners second.
by Alex B on May 3, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought he needed a ground ball there.
“need need needs a ground ball here”
popup to shallow center seemed to be ok.
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 11:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If a double play is a pitchers best friend
then whats a shallow center popup? The guy a pitcher knows at work?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 3, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love Giambi's gameday photo
It looks like he just got out of Bellevue. Or he’s on a drug far stronger than steroids.
by esoteric on May 3, 2008 11:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Cairo saves the day."
A phrase uttered perhaps twice before in the history of mankind. Or at least Major League Baseball.
by esoteric on May 3, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this game needs more dickey
take felix out now, why bother letting him throw any more pitches when we have about a 5% chance of coming back
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well atleast they didn't get any runs.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 3, 2008 11:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm so ready for a Wladimir Balentblast
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 3, 2008 11:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Happy Day Before Carlos Silva Day!
Woo…he’s our stopper.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 3, 2008 11:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gotta be zen about this man
Counter the tide of negativity. It’s the only way.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 3, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You cant take away our negativity
Its all that we have left.
by Robert on May 3, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you mean Shiva

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 3, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the kind of thing nightmares are made out of.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 3, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he will
3 years from now.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 3, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nationals leading the Pirates 5-2
I think I’m about to switch over to that game.
by esoteric on May 3, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll be 26 when his contract runs out!
jesus.
by Matthew on May 3, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As will I
I wonder how many people I will have murdered by then.
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be damn near 50
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 3, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
another single.
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by MfaninAlaska on May 3, 2008 11:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wlad!
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 3, 2008 11:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It would be funny if Wlad led off and instead of stealing 2nd sprinted right at the mound
just to see what would happen
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 11:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
time for a DP
or CS.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 3, 2008 11:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes it is.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 3, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its only funny because I want it to be true
by Robert on May 3, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just remember who won the World Series in 2001
It makes the whole “Yankee Glory” story tolerable.
by esoteric on May 3, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oddly enough, if you proposed ramming a FRESH airplane (empty of course) into Yankee Stadium, that would somehow be acceptable
by esoteric on May 3, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just pretend the plane is full of Yankees
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm...sounds right. Empty stadium, plane full of Yankees
And maybe Boston fans.
by esoteric on May 3, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stadium full of Boston fans
Hey look we just made a tolerable 9/11.
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
:(
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 3, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll warn Adenhart, Kotchman, and Kendrick
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But then they'll tell their friends
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 3, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Torii doesn't get a reprieve?
That stolen HR has put him permanently on your shitlist, hasn’t it?
You might want to warn GMJ too, just because he’s so helpful to us.
by esoteric on May 3, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Torii Hunter's house will be the epicenter
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Chone Figgins' house will be the epicenter
there will be multiple epicenters
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More than tolerable. Fucking AWESOME 9/11
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A friend of mine's relative died in 9/11 so go fuck yourself
by marinator on May 3, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're the last person who can pretend to make the rules here
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not making any rules
I’m just telling him to go fuck himself. I feel the same way about you if you feel the same way, sorry.
by marinator on May 3, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 3, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
To anyone having a problem with me telling people to go fuck themselves in this thread
oh well, I don’t care
by marinator on May 3, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the sand in your vagina
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 3, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it ok to say that if we qualify it with
“It’s OK I can say that, I’m black?”
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 3, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Try to figure out for a second why that second statement softens the first one.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well if it happened this way he'd still be alive.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're in the wrong place to get your panties in a bunch.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 3, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YEAH THE TERERISTS SHUD HAV ATTAKED CANDA THEM DAM FRENCHIES
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 3, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And seriously, that's what he gets for being in New York
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if Wilkerson could catch up to Mussina's fastball?
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 3, 2008 11:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, you're really far ahead of gameday and MLB.TV
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 3, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why does Miguel Cairo seem to bat every inning?
by Matthew on May 3, 2008 11:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because the way our offense is
all of them are Miguel Cairos
by seattlebruin on May 3, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
excellent observation
a waste of a morning!
by TommyC on May 3, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cairo is a hero get ready for something great
by Kaorikaze on May 3, 2008 11:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How long do I have to wait?
Can I bring snacks?
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grand slam in the 7th
Money in the bank
by Kaorikaze on May 3, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry...
Blowers is talking about what a vet Cairo is. He’ll come through.
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 11:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Usually I don't watch the gamethread as to not ruin it
but right now I want to know how Miguel Cairo fails to prepare for the stomach punch
by seattlebruin on May 3, 2008 11:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Little Britain"
Comedy sketch-show on British TV
by Alex B on May 3, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea
It was just the first good image that showed up when image.googling barfing, vomiting, etc
by Jordan of Boise on May 3, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's quite inspired
You just need to photoshop out the Union Jack and put the vomiting dude in an M’s cap/uni
by esoteric on May 3, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This makes no sense to me but it is awesome
rec’d
by seattlebruin on May 3, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I paid a hooker....
to do that to me once. So hot.
by PLU Tim on May 3, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cano has been the unluckiest hitter in baseball so far
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 11:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Unluckier than Beltre?
At least Cano isn’t stuck wasting his talents on the Mariners
by seattlebruin on May 3, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beltre's been unlucky?
He’s OPSing like .900
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW, seems like Felix's velocity is way down on the gun
NYY’s gun/pitchf/x?
by seattlebruin on May 3, 2008 11:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think so
Yesterday’s game, Erik and Wang were both down like 3-4 mph if I recall.
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoever said they have stopped watching the game and are just watching the thread.
Good idea.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 3, 2008 11:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was me
There’s still a game going?
by coolguyrob on May 3, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who knows.
But good call.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 3, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that inning was better.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 3, 2008 11:45 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah but we've already lost
we can’t hit pitchers like mussina
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What I want to know is why the only team Sexson
and Ibanez can hit multiple HR’s off of is the Halos. :/
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 3, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was wondering why Ibanez was leading off so many innings ..
.. then I remembered Cairo.
by mark sobba on May 3, 2008 11:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
look at the bright side of today's cairo tragedy
the chances of him being released tomorrow are probably about 10 times higher than they were before the game started.
by lyleleander on May 3, 2008 11:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So 1%?
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
10x0=0
he’s way too veteran. and scrappy.
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Paging Randy Johnson.
Randy Johnson to the white courtesy phone please.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 3, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus catfucking Christ, now the Pirates have tied it vs. the Nats
This just ain’t my day. Again.
by esoteric on May 3, 2008 11:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this more embarrassing than getting owned by Paul Byrd?
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 3, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is retarded to have Giambi play defense
by thenatural on May 3, 2008 11:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why?
We’re not putting the ball in play.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 3, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
results based analysis aside
its a general rule
by thenatural on May 3, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it normal that I feel like burning down an orphanage right now?
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No. Take out your destructive tendencies on something worth destroying
like Angel Stadium
by seattlebruin on May 3, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Orphans are worth destroying
They don’t have feelings
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ANGELS DON'T HAVE FEELINGS
Well, except Eyebrows and the Optimist. You guys are OK.
BUT THINK ABOUT HOW MANY MORE PEOPLE THERE ARE THERE
by seattlebruin on May 3, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think people have already tried that
by seattlebruin on May 3, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I trust brett will succeed where others have failed
by Robert on May 3, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They succeeded too
we’re having a nice 9/11 discussion above. Come join!
by seattlebruin on May 3, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need 9/11 times 1,000
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just look at those first two strikes to Clement on Gameday
They are ridiculously marginal. Felix wasn’t getting those calls.
[yes I have become “that fan”]
by esoteric on May 3, 2008 11:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This old bag of fucks has struck us out four times
he came in with a swinging strike rate of six. Six!
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 11:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Make that 5.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 3, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FIVE STRIKEOUTS
WHAT THE FLYING MOTHERFUCK
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MISS THAT RICHIE
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:51 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ALL YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING RETARDED
THIS IS BAD
THIS IS BAD PITCHING
THIS IS YOU GETTING DONKEY PUNCHED BY BAD PITCHING
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 11:51 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I could've struck out for less than 15 million dollars.
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell, I would strike out for free
like Billy Crystal
by seattlebruin on May 3, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck this I'm going to go play The Show
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 3, 2008 11:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish I had a PS3
fucking 2k8 is kinda dumb. better than nothing, and it does have pretty awesome graphics. and it freezes every couple hours, too, which is nice.
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Got to give Mussina credit
He blew down Sexson without some nasty 85 mph fastballs
by vkut79 on May 3, 2008 11:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
we're still being shut down by Mike Mussina
this is more like an Alex Smith/Shaun Alexander duo tearing through the Hawks defense.
And did Richie really swing and miss through two straight 84 MPH fastballs?
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 3, 2008 11:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well they're probably more like 86-87
...
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It took you this long to realize?
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do people keep repeating this?
Its been known for a while?
by vkut79 on May 3, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lopez gets that.
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And yet they have the same record the M's do.
0_o
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 3, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ALL IS NOT LOST
LaTroy Hawkins warming up
by Alex B on May 3, 2008 11:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Yankees - a player wants to honor Roberto Clemente, and they choose Paul O'Neill instead
cue pic of John Marzano beating down on Paul O’Neill’s pansy ass
by seattlebruin on May 3, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sniker
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 3, 2008 11:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it really easy to hit the upper deck over there?
It seems like they’re always knocking them up there
by vkut79 on May 3, 2008 11:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
please hit homeruns like less of a 12 year old girl
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 3, 2008 11:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I really hate Michael Kay's home run calls
by thenatural on May 3, 2008 11:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
btw why is felix still in? we won't win and he has been overworked
by Kaorikaze on May 3, 2008 11:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
McLaren's lost his towel.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 3, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time for Felix to come out of the game.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 3, 2008 11:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
please, someone start a brawl
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 3, 2008 11:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Take Felix out first
I’d like to see Cha Baek’s brawl face.
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's like that queit guy that you know is gonna do something cool
by Robert on May 3, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU I HAVE A FRIEND OF A FRIEND THAT WENT THERE
by Robert on May 3, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT'S TOO BAD BECAUSE HE WOULD'VE DESERVED IT
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I AM GLAD I CHOSE TO GO TO TWO OF THOSE GAMES
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT'S ONE LETTER CHANGE AWAY FROM GAY SEX
AND YOU ARE WELCOME
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woohoo! DP!
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 3, 2008 11:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
An overrated team's B-Lineup and D pitching is destroying us.
Ok DMZ, you were right. We’re not an 85 win team even without injuries…
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So... what are people's plans this summer?
by Wilder. on May 3, 2008 11:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Writing about how you should make other plans this summer
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need some ideas because this Mariners thing is not looking to work out.
by Wilder. on May 3, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where the fuck would her vagina be?
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hibernate till the Seahawks season starts.
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So...yeah...about LL night on May 5th....
Urge to go to a Mariners game falling…
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 3, 2008 11:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Umm... stop making Felix throw 110+ pitches.
What the hell
by vkut79 on May 3, 2008 12:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So I was planning this being a better outing to reveal this
But here goes:

by Fett42 on May 3, 2008 12:01 PM PDT reply actions 12 recs
:)
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Abhe he he
Needs more Christopher Lambert though
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by Frosty Raptor on May 3, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't hold it in
You’ll enjoy it when he next dominates.
by Fett42 on May 3, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you could end the sound effects of the head splattering and the "dun dun dun" after the fatility and the
“Fatility” voice. This would be the greatest thing ever.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 3, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could do it in a video
but I don’t think we can embed them anymore.
by Fett42 on May 3, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd have waited.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 3, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sims getting sarcastic.
I like it.
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by Goose on May 3, 2008 12:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's he saying?
I’m stuck watching YES on mlb.tv
by Alex B on May 3, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Basehit up the middle. Oh and hey I don't have the repeat button on"
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by Goose on May 3, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
BUH
BUH BUH BUH BUH
BUH BUH BUH BUH
BUH BUH BUH BUH
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 12:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember when the Mariners scored 15 runs in Yankee stadium last year?
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IN ONE GAME?
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woo! Klawmaster answered my question.
Sorry, this is the highlight of my Mariners related day…
Hey Keith,
I’ve familiar with your opinion on Jeff Clement, but how high do you think the ceiling is for Wladimir Balentien?
By keith on May 3, 2008
Frosty: Yes, Balentien should be better than what Wilkerson gave Seattle. (Although color me confused at where Wilkerson’s power from just a few years ago has gone.) He’s not better than Jones, but he has above-average raw power and some willingness to work the count.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 3, 2008 12:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOWHERE TO GO BUT UP FUCKERS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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by Goose on May 3, 2008 12:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2 hits in a game for Kenji?!
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 3, 2008 12:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
where?
what game are you watching cuz this one sucks
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rally shot
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by Goose on May 3, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hit it to the Jeter/Ensberg zone
Good strategy
by Alex B on May 3, 2008 12:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ahahahahahaha Giambi
Jack Cust has nothing on you
by Alex B on May 3, 2008 12:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A handful of LLers went to this game
poor fuckers
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 12:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't go to a game at that stadium if you paid me.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 3, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 3, 2008 12:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
if only I was still in China
there would be other cheap ways to amuse myself
by Matthew on May 3, 2008 12:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why didn't I just sleep in today? :(
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm hungover as fuck and have to work in 2 hours
This was a poor choice
by Robert on May 3, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glad you had that jaeger?
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hawkins throws like a girl
Yet is still providing us with difficulty
by Alex B on May 3, 2008 12:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Then what the hell did Mussina throw like?
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A weak old man
Hawkins just has such a limp-wristed action
by Alex B on May 3, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jenny Finch in the M's bullpen
Would be an improvement
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by Frosty Raptor on May 3, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You want to see arthur rhodes in less?
by Matthew on May 3, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I really don't want to see opposing batters complaining about things other than earrings.
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
After we lose this
we will have a worse record than the giants
by Kaorikaze on May 3, 2008 12:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This thread has ceased being amusing.
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by Goose on May 3, 2008 12:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How about a poem?
Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and whey
along came a spider
He sat down beside her and said
“Hey! What’s in the bowl bitch?”
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 3, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even LL runs out of material eventually.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 3, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please rain out.
I don’t want to watch this anymore, but I am too retarded and dedicated to just turn it off.
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't own Friends DVDs.
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bases loaded 3R double by a suddenly great Cristian Guzman: Nats 8 Bucs 5
Because at least there’s SOME good news out there.
by esoteric on May 3, 2008 12:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just looked at Kenji's OPS
My god. .483?
His away OPS is .193.
by esoteric on May 3, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good god.
On the other hand, Guzman has actually been a pretty damn good SS over the last two years. His 2005 was so awful that people just stopped paying attention to him. But once he got lasik surgery and got past his injuries he’s been slapping the fuck out of the ball.
by esoteric on May 3, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so much depends
upon
a red wheel
barrow
glazed with rain
water
beside the white
chickens.
by JI on May 3, 2008 12:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Richie Sexson is really good at defense.
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Here's Cano, he needs to enjoy himself again"
needs more marinator
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 12:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he's to busy trying to build a ladder to heaven
by Robert on May 3, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watch out for the planes, I hear they can be deadly.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 3, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am I totaly missing something here,
or are you guys laying into someone just because they take offense to 9/11 jokes?
by thewyrm on May 3, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
....this is supposed to be bad?
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, we'd be making them anyway
there’s a warning on the main page about this.
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How long ago was that?
Plus like I said, this isn’t the place to have your panties in a bunch.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 3, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as they are in a bunch on my floor.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 3, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you Ted, that was the joke.
by Jordan of Boise on May 3, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just had to clarify it for Marinator and AK.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 3, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I disagree that it has anything to do with being uptight
But whatever, you guys can do what you want.
by thewyrm on May 3, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
From a battered schematic?
Or is my Elvis Costello reference too obscure?
by esoteric on May 3, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice swing. I hope you bat .149 all season
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 3, 2008 12:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn. was hoping he'd make it to 50.
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by Goose on May 3, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish some of our vets would follow his example
Well done to Julio though on a fine career.
by Alex B on May 3, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, so that is how the movie "Stealth" ended.
Aren’t we getting a little too over-dramatic with the whole A.I. sacrificing itself to save the humans?
by Wilder. on May 3, 2008 12:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
One of the dumbest movies I have ever seen.
I actually watched the movie in 3 parts over a 6 month period because it was ridiculously bad. And it helped I happened to turn the TV on at the right time to accomplish this feat.
by Wilder. on May 3, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any intelligent organism would realize humans aren't worth saving
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think that's true
most of us aren’t cute and we suck at following directions.
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room
by Robert on May 3, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
DING DING DING!
Entrant #2 in my “GTE* of the week”
*Doesn’t have to actually be GTE.
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by Goose on May 3, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STEALTH WAS AWESEOM
BEST MOVIE EVER
by seattlebruin on May 3, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH GOOD CAIRO IS STILL HITTING
WHEW
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
good to know the team has given up already
not like we’re coming back anyway, but still.
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Regardless, even when the game is surely over I just don't think it makes sense to purposely give away outs.
Every game counts.
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But if the game is surely over, who cares?
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Might as well convince your players you still care.
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like to think
Rivera was actually calling Michael Kay “dickhead” instead.
by Alex B on May 3, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love how announcers are still flabbergasted by Beltre's appeals
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 12:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Same
I’m even more amazed that some commentators don’t even know the names of other teams’ stadiums. You’re presumably interested in baseball AND it’s your job to talk about it: do some flamin’ research!
Either the Cleveland or the Baltimore team was really bad for this, can’t remember which.
by Alex B on May 3, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brett Boone for secondary color commentary
Because he knows to ask Joe Buck and Tim McCarver about when it’s appropriate to bring Mariano Rivera in.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 3, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Mariners
you’ve ruined my life and you can go fuck yourselves. I’m going back to sleep.
by seattlebruin on May 3, 2008 12:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltre again trying to get the umps to call him out on a check swing
Glad to see the spirit is still there!
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 12:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No, Clement knows he's gotta hit this shit
Or get forced out at second when Richie GIDPs
by Jordan of Boise on May 3, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tiger Woods losing badly at the Wachovia.
If he is so good, why can’t he play through injuries?
by Wilder. on May 3, 2008 12:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good eye Clement.
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to work 0-2 back to full
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was right down the fucking middle!
Why can’t anyone hit anything ever?
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude, that was a 10 pitch at bat
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by Frosty Raptor on May 3, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he missed the meatiest pitch. I love Clement but that's annoying.
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thought I was gonna last the whole game, but nope.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 3, 2008 12:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to go for that one, Richie.
It’s 2-0. You don’t HAVE to swing.
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 12:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
at least there were 2 outs
although I’ve stopped keeping track of double plays we’ve hit into.
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is their a disease going around in the clubhouse that saps offensive production?
by Wilder. on May 3, 2008 12:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sucking
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously has a Mariner pitcher ever NOT swung 3-1?
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hitter
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They both wear matching shirts and pants.
At least until you invent pantyball
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hope richie does something terrible with his mother
by Robert on May 3, 2008 12:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Obviously a big RRS fan
But no way near cool enough to carry it off.
by Alex B on May 3, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck this, I'm watching LAA host VIS.
Wait, Fox, who the fuck is VIS?
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 12:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well played
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it too early to call up Carlos Triunfel?
Sure, it could set his development back a few years…
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by Frosty Raptor on May 3, 2008 12:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
this game is like
listening to your ex girlfriend whine at you all day, while trying to watch american idol, and having eric clapton records playing on repeat in the background.
while nursing a hangover.
that you got because you had to kill the pain the night before from a hernia surgery.
by lyleleander on May 3, 2008 12:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seems tame.
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd say it's more like that part in The Rock where the guy gets the ball of gas put in his mouth and then Nicolas Cage punches him
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The worst part is having nick cage touching you
by Robert on May 3, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He got some prize ass in that movie
that’s how I know it’s a movie
by Jeff on May 3, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find it preferable to listening to Steven Segal's closing environmentalism lecture in On Deadly Ground
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by Frosty Raptor on May 3, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who had more grit on that play?
Wlad or Jeter?
by mark sobba on May 3, 2008 12:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeff, you might want to consider going on a writer's strike until this team scores more than 2 runs in back-to-back games. They must also win those said games.
by Wilder. on May 3, 2008 12:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't want LL to go away :(
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the worst part is...
i’m gonna wake up tomorrow morning and do this to myself again. what a fucking joke.
by lyleleander on May 3, 2008 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Me too :(
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Kenji Johjima so much.
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lets go kenji!
ninth inning rall—nevermind
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fittingly pouring rain here.
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot the tag.
It went something along the lines of “Ichiro calling upon his superpowers to get Ibanez the fuck away from the ball.”
by Wilder. on May 3, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by Frosty Raptor on May 3, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would still bounce off the tip of Bretts glove
by Robert on May 3, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
:(
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just have wacky lineup day tomorrow
pick guys out of a hat and go with that.
by Matthew on May 3, 2008 12:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lou did that during the last game of 99
by Robert on May 3, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dan Wilson batting cleanup
I remember that.
by Matthew on May 3, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It looked like this
Rodriguez SS
—Bell 2B
-—-Jackson PH
Griffey CF
—Monahan LF
Blowers DH, 3B
Wilson C
Timmons RF
Ibanez 1B (HEY HE CAN DO IT)
Hunter LF, CF
Bournigal 2B, SS, 2B
Gipson 3B, SS
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh, Brian Hunter
He tied for the second worst lead off hitter since 1957 in a Hardball Times article on the worst lead off hitters for a single season. Stolen bases are awesome.
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 3, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we put Barry Bonds' name in the hat?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe we should start giving our pitchers a chance to hit
they couldn’t really do that much worse…
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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