5/3: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on May 3, 2008 11:12 AM PDT
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
seriously
that is depressing. and funny.
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I was there
Believe me, it wasn’t funny then and it’s not funny now.
Exciting.
I see at least 11-5 with a pretty weak schedule.
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I am excited with the addition of Wahle at LG
Not to mention a new O-Line coach, new running back coach. And new running backs.
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
The new O-Line coach I'm not so excited about...
might be signaling the shift to Air Coryell. I don’t like Air Coryell.
check the pics of Julius Jones from mini-camp
the guy looks determined to make a statement this year. Of course he could suck.
FREE JEREMY REED!!
Just as long as we can convert
SOME FUCKING THIRD AND ONES…I’ll be happy.
I find that picture hilarious
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 3, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't know. It's not a bad thread.
Nothing spectacular, but not horrible either.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
More singles
woooo.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
WE ARE BEING SHUT DOWN BY MIKE MUSSINA
this is the equivalent to Alex Smith tearing through the Seahawks defense.
FREE JEREMY REED!!
Shut up I was at that game >:(
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
uncalled for....
do you realize how long it’s going to take this board to regain it’s manliness status now?
Cinerama - 7:40 PM sharp
...at least I won’t have to keep up with a shit game on my cellphone during this movie too
Dave Sims losing the faith.
Join the club, Rizs.
Doing the same thing and expecting different results is the definition of insanity.
We were all fucking crazy, but now that we don’t expect different results I think we’re just masochists.
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
hahahahaha
this is seriously the most depressing start to a season, considering all the hype with bedard
by that
I mean I hyped our starting pitching up so much, I figured we didn’t need an offense or defense. oops.
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
...
Frak me. Well, at least we’re not Pirates’ fans.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 3, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Life would be easier
If Bill Watterson was still penning Calvin and Hobbes.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 3, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Could they please
Learn to hit an outside pitch to opposite field instead of trying to pull it. Thus grounding into these easy double plays.
GOD DAMMIT STOP SQUEEZING FELIX
YOU FUCKING CUNTBAG UMPIRE
Maybe a little.
He’s not very sharp though.
Well, according to joe's tracker he is
But I honestly am not sure with the angles that TV cameras take.
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
How much control do pitchers have over BAA?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 3, 2008 11:20 AM PDT reply actions
and like the rest of the team
Felix gives up… waves the white flag.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
drill him start a brawl
do something to make this game somewhat entertaining….
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Well, we've just learned an important part of being a manager or executive
1. You like to think about baseball.
Remember when Norm
said this team had to get mean… even if it meant hitting people…..
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"looks like ole Sol is about to pay us a visit here"
Dave is awesome
Where's that pic of Derek Jeter's
strikezone compared to everyone elses?
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
I miss Jose Guillen
I don’t know why. I just have a hunch he was like some secret ingredient for Seattle’s almost (and most likely lucky) success last season. Plus he could hit.
he can't hit this year for KC so far
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by MfaninAlaska on May 3, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Jose Guillen's OPS is 546 so far.
He wouldn’t be the answer right now.
Actually, looking at Jeter's AB, these ball calls ARE ridiculous.
Holy shit, Felix really is getting jobbed.
He can't get strikes at the knees
thus, everything is elevated and his pitches are hittable.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
It sucks.
We knew this coming into the season.
we knew it would have weak spots
but nothing nearly as bad as its showing…. even the good defenders stink right now….
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 3, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Well we knew they would have no range
I wasn’t counting on a massive amount of errors on makable (were they? didn’t see) plays
by seattlebruin on May 3, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
A couple of the errors yesterday
were bullshit calls in my opinion.
The two errors today were warranted.
I thought he needed a ground ball there.
“need need needs a ground ball here”
popup to shallow center seemed to be ok.
If a double play is a pitchers best friend
then whats a shallow center popup? The guy a pitcher knows at work?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
I love Giambi's gameday photo
It looks like he just got out of Bellevue. Or he’s on a drug far stronger than steroids.
"Cairo saves the day."
A phrase uttered perhaps twice before in the history of mankind. Or at least Major League Baseball.
this game needs more dickey
take felix out now, why bother letting him throw any more pitches when we have about a 5% chance of coming back
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm so ready for a Wladimir Balentblast
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 3, 2008 11:29 AM PDT reply actions
Happy Day Before Carlos Silva Day!
Woo…he’s our stopper.
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Gotta be zen about this man
Counter the tide of negativity. It’s the only way.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 3, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
That's the kind of thing nightmares are made out of.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
he will
3 years from now.
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by MfaninAlaska on May 3, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
As will I
I wonder how many people I will have murdered by then.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 3, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll be damn near 50
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by MfaninAlaska on May 3, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah
another single.
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It would be funny if Wlad led off and instead of stealing 2nd sprinted right at the mound
just to see what would happen
time for a DP
or CS.
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Just pretend the plane is full of Yankees
by Jeff Sullivan on May 3, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Stadium full of Boston fans
Hey look we just made a tolerable 9/11.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 3, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll be taking care of that one myself
by Jeff Sullivan on May 3, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll warn Adenhart, Kotchman, and Kendrick
by Jeff Sullivan on May 3, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
But then they'll tell their friends
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 3, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Torii doesn't get a reprieve?
That stolen HR has put him permanently on your shitlist, hasn’t it?
You might want to warn GMJ too, just because he’s so helpful to us.
Torii Hunter's house will be the epicenter
by Jeff Sullivan on May 3, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
And Chone Figgins' house will be the epicenter
there will be multiple epicenters
by Jeff Sullivan on May 3, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
More than tolerable. Fucking AWESOME 9/11
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I know
I mean there’s no way a jetliner could approach the field at that kind of angle. It’s just silly.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 3, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
You're the last person who can pretend to make the rules here
by Jeff Sullivan on May 3, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm not making any rules
I’m just telling him to go fuck himself. I feel the same way about you if you feel the same way, sorry.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 3, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Is it ok to say that if we qualify it with
“It’s OK I can say that, I’m black?”
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 3, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Try to figure out for a second why that second statement softens the first one.
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Well if it happened this way he'd still be alive.
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're in the wrong place to get your panties in a bunch.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
YEAH THE TERERISTS SHUD HAV ATTAKED CANDA THEM DAM FRENCHIES
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 3, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And seriously, that's what he gets for being in New York
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow, you're really far ahead of gameday and MLB.TV
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Because the way our offense is
all of them are Miguel Cairos
by seattlebruin on May 3, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
How long do I have to wait?
Can I bring snacks?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 3, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Usually I don't watch the gamethread as to not ruin it
but right now I want to know how Miguel Cairo fails to prepare for the stomach punch
"Little Britain"
Comedy sketch-show on British TV
I have no idea
It was just the first good image that showed up when image.googling barfing, vomiting, etc
by Jordan of Boise on May 3, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
It's quite inspired
You just need to photoshop out the Union Jack and put the vomiting dude in an M’s cap/uni
Unluckier than Beltre?
At least Cano isn’t stuck wasting his talents on the Mariners
by seattlebruin on May 3, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Beltre's been unlucky?
He’s OPSing like .900
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
BTW, seems like Felix's velocity is way down on the gun
NYY’s gun/pitchf/x?
Yeah
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I think so
Yesterday’s game, Erik and Wang were both down like 3-4 mph if I recall.
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Whoever said they have stopped watching the game and are just watching the thread.
Good idea.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
yeah but we've already lost
we can’t hit pitchers like mussina
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
What I want to know is why the only team Sexson
and Ibanez can hit multiple HR’s off of is the Halos. :/
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
look at the bright side of today's cairo tragedy
the chances of him being released tomorrow are probably about 10 times higher than they were before the game started.
So 1%?
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
10x0=0
he’s way too veteran. and scrappy.
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Paging Randy Johnson.
Randy Johnson to the white courtesy phone please.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Is this more embarrassing than getting owned by Paul Byrd?
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Why?
We’re not putting the ball in play.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
results based analysis aside
its a general rule
Is it normal that I feel like burning down an orphanage right now?
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No. Take out your destructive tendencies on something worth destroying
like Angel Stadium
by seattlebruin on May 3, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Orphans are worth destroying
They don’t have feelings
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
ANGELS DON'T HAVE FEELINGS
Well, except Eyebrows and the Optimist. You guys are OK.
BUT THINK ABOUT HOW MANY MORE PEOPLE THERE ARE THERE
by seattlebruin on May 3, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
They succeeded too
we’re having a nice 9/11 discussion above. Come join!
by seattlebruin on May 3, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
We need 9/11 times 1,000
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Just look at those first two strikes to Clement on Gameday
They are ridiculously marginal. Felix wasn’t getting those calls.
[yes I have become “that fan”]
This old bag of fucks has struck us out four times
he came in with a swinging strike rate of six. Six!
FIVE STRIKEOUTS
WHAT THE FLYING MOTHERFUCK
by Jeff Sullivan on May 3, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
ALL YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING RETARDED
THIS IS BAD
THIS IS BAD PITCHING
THIS IS YOU GETTING DONKEY PUNCHED BY BAD PITCHING
I could've struck out for less than 15 million dollars.
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Hell, I would strike out for free
like Billy Crystal
by seattlebruin on May 3, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Fuck this I'm going to go play The Show
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 3, 2008 11:52 AM PDT reply actions
I wish I had a PS3
fucking 2k8 is kinda dumb. better than nothing, and it does have pretty awesome graphics. and it freezes every couple hours, too, which is nice.
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Got to give Mussina credit
He blew down Sexson without some nasty 85 mph fastballs
we're still being shut down by Mike Mussina
this is more like an Alex Smith/Shaun Alexander duo tearing through the Hawks defense.
And did Richie really swing and miss through two straight 84 MPH fastballs?
FREE JEREMY REED!!
Yes
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
It took you this long to realize?
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Why do people keep repeating this?
Its been known for a while?
And yet they have the same record the M's do.
0_o
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
The Yankees - a player wants to honor Roberto Clemente, and they choose Paul O'Neill instead
cue pic of John Marzano beating down on Paul O’Neill’s pansy ass
by seattlebruin on May 3, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Is it really easy to hit the upper deck over there?
It seems like they’re always knocking them up there
Take Felix out first
I’d like to see Cha Baek’s brawl face.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 3, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
IT'S TOO BAD BECAUSE HE WOULD'VE DESERVED IT
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I AM GLAD I CHOSE TO GO TO TWO OF THOSE GAMES
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT'S ONE LETTER CHANGE AWAY FROM GAY SEX
AND YOU ARE WELCOME
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
An overrated team's B-Lineup and D pitching is destroying us.
Ok DMZ, you were right. We’re not an 85 win team even without injuries…
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Writing about how you should make other plans this summer
by Jeff Sullivan on May 3, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Where the fuck would her vagina be?
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Hibernate till the Seahawks season starts.
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
So...yeah...about LL night on May 5th....
Urge to go to a Mariners game falling…
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Umm... stop making Felix throw 110+ pitches.
What the hell
So I was planning this being a better outing to reveal this
But here goes:
by Fett42 on May 3, 2008 12:01 PM PDT reply actions 12 recs
:)
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Abhe he he
Needs more Christopher Lambert though
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by Frosty Raptor on May 3, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I couldn't hold it in
You’ll enjoy it when he next dominates.
If you could end the sound effects of the head splattering and the "dun dun dun" after the fatility and the
“Fatility” voice. This would be the greatest thing ever.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
I could do it in a video
but I don’t think we can embed them anymore.
What's he saying?
I’m stuck watching YES on mlb.tv
"Basehit up the middle. Oh and hey I don't have the repeat button on"
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Remember when the Mariners scored 15 runs in Yankee stadium last year?
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IN ONE GAME?
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Woo! Klawmaster answered my question.
Sorry, this is the highlight of my Mariners related day…
Hey Keith,
I’ve familiar with your opinion on Jeff Clement, but how high do you think the ceiling is for Wladimir Balentien?
By keith on May 3, 2008
Frosty: Yes, Balentien should be better than what Wilkerson gave Seattle. (Although color me confused at where Wilkerson’s power from just a few years ago has gone.) He’s not better than Jones, but he has above-average raw power and some willingness to work the count.
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NOWHERE TO GO BUT UP FUCKERS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
where?
what game are you watching cuz this one sucks
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahahahahahaha Giambi
Jack Cust has nothing on you
I wouldn't go to a game at that stadium if you paid me.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Glad you had that jaeger?
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Hawkins throws like a girl
Yet is still providing us with difficulty
Then what the hell did Mussina throw like?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 3, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
A weak old man
Hawkins just has such a limp-wristed action
Jenny Finch in the M's bullpen
Would be an improvement
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by Frosty Raptor on May 3, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I really don't want to see opposing batters complaining about things other than earrings.
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
How about a poem?
Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and whey
along came a spider
He sat down beside her and said
“Hey! What’s in the bowl bitch?”
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Please rain out.
I don’t want to watch this anymore, but I am too retarded and dedicated to just turn it off.
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I don't own Friends DVDs.
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Bases loaded 3R double by a suddenly great Cristian Guzman: Nats 8 Bucs 5
Because at least there’s SOME good news out there.
Good god.
On the other hand, Guzman has actually been a pretty damn good SS over the last two years. His 2005 was so awful that people just stopped paying attention to him. But once he got lasik surgery and got past his injuries he’s been slapping the fuck out of the ball.
Richie Sexson is really good at defense.
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Watch out for the planes, I hear they can be deadly.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Am I totaly missing something here,
or are you guys laying into someone just because they take offense to 9/11 jokes?
....this is supposed to be bad?
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
No, we'd be making them anyway
there’s a warning on the main page about this.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 3, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
How long ago was that?
Plus like I said, this isn’t the place to have your panties in a bunch.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
As long as they are in a bunch on my floor.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
Just had to clarify it for Marinator and AK.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
Well, I disagree that it has anything to do with being uptight
But whatever, you guys can do what you want.
I wish some of our vets would follow his example
Well done to Julio though on a fine career.
Oh, so that is how the movie "Stealth" ended.
Aren’t we getting a little too over-dramatic with the whole A.I. sacrificing itself to save the humans?
One of the dumbest movies I have ever seen.
I actually watched the movie in 3 parts over a 6 month period because it was ridiculously bad. And it helped I happened to turn the TV on at the right time to accomplish this feat.
Any intelligent organism would realize humans aren't worth saving
by Jeff Sullivan on May 3, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think that's true
most of us aren’t cute and we suck at following directions.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 3, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room
by Robert on May 3, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
DING DING DING!
Entrant #2 in my “GTE* of the week”
*Doesn’t have to actually be GTE.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
good to know the team has given up already
not like we’re coming back anyway, but still.
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Regardless, even when the game is surely over I just don't think it makes sense to purposely give away outs.
Every game counts.
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
But if the game is surely over, who cares?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 3, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Might as well convince your players you still care.
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I like to think
Rivera was actually calling Michael Kay “dickhead” instead.
Same
I’m even more amazed that some commentators don’t even know the names of other teams’ stadiums. You’re presumably interested in baseball AND it’s your job to talk about it: do some flamin’ research!
Either the Cleveland or the Baltimore team was really bad for this, can’t remember which.
Brett Boone for secondary color commentary
Because he knows to ask Joe Buck and Tim McCarver about when it’s appropriate to bring Mariano Rivera in.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 3, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear Mariners
you’ve ruined my life and you can go fuck yourselves. I’m going back to sleep.
Beltre again trying to get the umps to call him out on a check swing
Glad to see the spirit is still there!
No, Clement knows he's gotta hit this shit
Or get forced out at second when Richie GIDPs
by Jordan of Boise on May 3, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That was right down the fucking middle!
Why can’t anyone hit anything ever?
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Dude, that was a 10 pitch at bat
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by Frosty Raptor on May 3, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
And he missed the meatiest pitch. I love Clement but that's annoying.
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Thought I was gonna last the whole game, but nope.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
at least there were 2 outs
although I’ve stopped keeping track of double plays we’ve hit into.
by AtomicGarden on May 3, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Sucking
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously has a Mariner pitcher ever NOT swung 3-1?
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Hitter
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
They both wear matching shirts and pants.
At least until you invent pantyball
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously a big RRS fan
But no way near cool enough to carry it off.
Well played
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by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it too early to call up Carlos Triunfel?
Sure, it could set his development back a few years…
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this game is like
listening to your ex girlfriend whine at you all day, while trying to watch american idol, and having eric clapton records playing on repeat in the background.
while nursing a hangover.
that you got because you had to kill the pain the night before from a hernia surgery.
Seems tame.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd say it's more like that part in The Rock where the guy gets the ball of gas put in his mouth and then Nicolas Cage punches him
by Jeff Sullivan on May 3, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
He got some prize ass in that movie
that’s how I know it’s a movie
by Jeff Sullivan on May 3, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I find it preferable to listening to Steven Segal's closing environmentalism lecture in On Deadly Ground
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by Frosty Raptor on May 3, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't want LL to go away :(
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
the worst part is...
i’m gonna wake up tomorrow morning and do this to myself again. what a fucking joke.
Me too :(
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 3, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I forgot the tag.
It went something along the lines of “Ichiro calling upon his superpowers to get Ibanez the fuck away from the ball.”
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by Frosty Raptor on May 3, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
just have wacky lineup day tomorrow
pick guys out of a hat and go with that.
It looked like this
Rodriguez SS
—Bell 2B
-—-Jackson PH
Griffey CF
—Monahan LF
Blowers DH, 3B
Wilson C
Timmons RF
Ibanez 1B (HEY HE CAN DO IT)
Hunter LF, CF
Bournigal 2B, SS, 2B
Gipson 3B, SS
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Heh, Brian Hunter
He tied for the second worst lead off hitter since 1957 in a Hardball Times article on the worst lead off hitters for a single season. Stolen bases are awesome.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 3, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we put Barry Bonds' name in the hat?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
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