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Finally a PR disaster (for Jeff)

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Via USSM:

"(The security guard said) the mom doesn't want to explain to the kids why two girls are kissing. So I said 'well, I'm not going to stop, so you'll have to kick me out. So he said 'so I suggest you leave then,"' she said.
Safeco Field officials refused to comment on the incident. However, officials did send KOMO News a copy of the field's code of conduct which states "displays of affection are not appropriate in a public family setting."

I was hoping for more, but I'll take it.

 

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You called it.

It’s a prom thread now.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made it last night

I am shamelessly promoting it to be the next LL logo.

by Fin on May 29, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I can't rec this thought enough.

Please, Jeff. Sexson’s tired. Time to retire Sexson…

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on May 29, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Sexson just fine.

Although I do support the LL “gang” sign.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

As flattered as I would be

I’m going to agree with Jeff here

by Robert on May 29, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

good point. You’re not running to replace Jeff, simply to join his merry band of mods.

In that case you’re simply pandering to the current administration. That may cost you some votes…

and Graham

by ningwers on May 29, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nooooo

I’m going to cost us Graham?

by JI on May 29, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job

You’ve already done more damage than my shit show last night.

by Robert on May 29, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

By their powers combined...

They might bring forth Captain Planet!

Sorry, they’ve got my vote now.

by BrianL on May 29, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ow my brain!
Thunder Ultrazord
To finish off the toughest monsters, all seven Thunderzords could combine into the Thunder Ultrazord. Tigerzord would enter Tor’s shell, while the Thunderzord Assault Team would attach to Tor’s back to lift up the Ultrazord and slam it down on a monster. The Thunder Ultrazord had little firepower, but made for it with brute strength. Red Dragon’s staff would spin and lift the Thunder Ultrazord as a propeller would, and stop to drop the entire Ultrazord on top of a monster to crush and destroy it.

by JI on May 29, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither do I

Now I have to re-watch 50 Power Ranger episodes.

by JI on May 29, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

DONT!!

You’ll ruin it watching it as an adult.

by Fin on May 29, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No you won't

You’ll just see how cheesy and cropped the show really is. It will ruin it, don’t do it!

by Fin on May 29, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I torrented the first three or so seasons

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 30, 2008 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would find one gamethread from 05

And selectively delete posts so it looks like Graham is crazy and talking to himself.

by Robert on May 29, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a total Spider-Man dork, I must reccomend this comment.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 30, 2008 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

More?

You already lost the one when had.

by JI on May 29, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it's anything like the Spokane libraries

there will be a lot of bums there. Hide the food.

by JI on May 29, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are.

They’re too busy looking at porn to think about food.

-aaron c.

by Aaron Campeau on May 29, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They let you look at porn?

(Yes I know this subthread is in danger of closure, but I think the people here can be trusted with the subject matter).

by JI on May 29, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

A friend of mine used to work at the UCLA library. That’s pretty much what the homeless people do all day.

by ningwers on May 29, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Figures

I mean that place does have like 12 sex boxes, which BTW aren’t freaking soundproof…

by seattlebruin on May 29, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thankfully not

I found out just right when I started thinking it was a good idea…

by seattlebruin on May 29, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Let" isn't the right word.

But they don’t really do shit. It really pisses the women that work there off.

-aaron c.

by Aaron Campeau on May 29, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bah.

Just another empty campaign promise.

by BrianL on May 29, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless that's what the voter is looking for

Sundered America for some, low-priced Rays merchandise for others

by ningwers on May 29, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll vote for anyone who allows for

a weekly movie chat of all of the worst movies from the last 10 years

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 29, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I am given superpowers

I will keep that diary from being deleted.

by JI on May 29, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll vote for anyone

who can solve this damn width limitation issue

by ningwers on May 29, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Material Girls

By far the biggest ball of trash. I can’t believe I actually saw the whole thing.

by Fin on May 29, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

As I watched that, I wondered why someone down the chain of command (writer, director, actors) didn’t realize the plot and dialogue were absolute shit. You’d think someone would just be like, “c’mon guys, this is a joke, right?”

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 29, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's to calm the unruly masses.

You’ll just rig the election and all will be well. No one will be any wiser.

by BrianL on May 29, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.

Look at all that wasted screen space to the right of this post.

by BrianL on May 29, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

More decisive.

And credible.

by ningwers on May 29, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Violence is not to be used like a club

rather it islike a precision tool used by a skilled surgeon.

by JI on May 29, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just doing my job

I feel I bring grittiness to your campaign

by ningwers on May 29, 2008 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Sullivan is a liar

Remember that one time he lied? Well he’s doing it again

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 29, 2008 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So who is running in the campaign

Is in Jl/Robert and Jeff/???

Whoever can give me a spot in their cabinet gets my vote.

by Fin on May 29, 2008 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you sold me

Unless Jeff offers me something better…

by Fin on May 29, 2008 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to be commishioned to

make a chart summarizing these points in bullet form.

by JI on May 29, 2008 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know SoCal is a Jeff area

but his platform of lies about women didn’t appeal to me.

VOTE JI/ROBERT!

by seattlebruin on May 29, 2008 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at how Jeff's relationships end

Broussard to Texas, RRS ceases to exist.

Imagine how his relationship with LL will end! It will be the apocalypse!

by seattlebruin on May 29, 2008 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ehh

she’s not so bad. If she were not dead and legal…

by JI on May 29, 2008 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

if I'm elected on some ticket

I promise to post in game threads drunk 3 times a year.

by Matthew on May 29, 2008 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh-oh... this is tempting

JI, find this man a spot on your ticket!

by seattlebruin on May 29, 2008 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

God no

I kept the memory alive until the LL HOF went up

by Robert on May 29, 2008 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can be an ideas man!

How about Casual Tuesday. Or Bring Your Daughter Online Wednesday

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 29, 2008 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, shit

Matthew’s going after Imagination Land!

by ningwers on May 29, 2008 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No shit

It’s 2:46 and I still have 2 pages to write

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 29, 2008 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

deal

you can lead in 2080

by Matthew on May 29, 2008 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm realistic.

I don’t make false promises.
I think the voters are intelligent.

by JI on May 29, 2008 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by ningwers on May 29, 2008 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hear lies JI

Born: 19808
Deid: 2054

by Matthew on May 29, 2008 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

Jeff uses racial slurs

Victor Martinez votes JI in ‘08.

by JI on May 29, 2008 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

nigers?

You have something against the great nation of Niger?

by Matthew on May 30, 2008 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

JI hates America

by not conjugating his adverbs.

by Matthew on May 30, 2008 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love America

by relating to the common man. You wouldn’t want someone who is as anal about their English as Coach.

Remember, a vote for Jeff is a vote for Coach.

by JI on May 30, 2008 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

JI used to have two black work-friends

and they were chicks

Vote JI and Robert if he’s still awake.

by JI on May 29, 2008 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's past 12:00 pac time

polls are closed. Votes in. Jeff wins.

SUBTHREAD CLOSED.

by Matthew on May 30, 2008 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff can't last in a fair fight

he is weak. His weakness will lead to LL being overrun with Coaches and butthols.

by JI on May 30, 2008 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

SCOREBOARD!

I expect my powers in 3 to5 working days.

by JI on May 30, 2008 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus Fucking Christ

this is a subthread straight out of hell.

by BrianL on May 30, 2008 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't believe Graham's lies

JI/Robert ‘08 will bring back wider screens for better subthreads!

Vote JI/Robert!

by seattlebruin on May 30, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've seen straight couples get in trouble for this too

Stupid family friendly rules. I seem to remember my parents making out around me when I was a kid, but I guess the modern family is not supposed to touch each other.

by Sec 108 on May 29, 2008 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

NO FUN AT SAFECO!!!

I’ve actually wondered in the past how they can possibly enforce the “No kissin’!” rule (and I’ve seen it done in situations where it was totally without merit) and then have the “Kiss Cam” thing between innings.

-aaron c.

by Aaron Campeau on May 29, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 2008 Seattle Mariners

Kissing sanctioned by the camera only!

by seattlebruin on May 29, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm fine with the rule as long as it applies to everyone.

Doesn’t one of the other parks have a “Kiss Cam” or something like that where they pan the crowd and show the kissing couples on the jumbotron?

by Jed MC on May 29, 2008 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Angels Stadium does it

every non-football venue I’ve been to in SoCal does it (don’t know about Petco)

by seattlebruin on May 29, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers Stadium has it

I tried to get on last time I was there.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on May 29, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's a a stupid enforement of a stupid rule.

I understand why they do not want people full on making out in the stands; but to eject someone over a quick peck is asinine. I wonder if there are any straight couples that have been 86ed for a similar offense.

by JI on May 29, 2008 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I would almost guarantee it.

This is a landmine for them, though, so it’s possible they have to revise their stance (or at least be less assholish in their enforcement) because of it.

I’m not convinced that this is an example of it, but there is definitely profiling at Safeco. I go to a fair amount of games, and I’m treated far, far differently when I go dressed for the game (M’s gear) than when I go with other plans in mind before/after the game. On opening day I came very close to punching the guy at the re-entry gate in the teeth for the numerous comments he made to me about the likelihood that I was intoxicated (I was stone cold sober, and almost never have more than one beer at games) or attempting to sneak booze into the stadium (I was not and have never been tempted to.) I had seen the same guy before and he’s never been anything but nice to me. That day I was going to a rock show after the game and was dressed for it.

I’ve seen similar things happen to other people outside of the M’s target demographic. These sorts of things are inevitable when you consider the number of people employed at Safeco, but I have a feeling that any complaints about such treatment would be met with complete and total silence, no matter how many there were.

-aaron c.

by Aaron Campeau on May 29, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usually wear a jersey or other M's swag to games.

The rest of my wardrobe a lot different. That day I was wearing a hoodie for a metal band with a giant, bright pink monster made of planets and several pentacles.

-aaron c.

by Aaron Campeau on May 29, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never been into wearing huge amounts of team swag.

Though if I remembered that I owned it, i would have pulled out the team jacket for opening day.

by JI on May 29, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The hoodie is absolutely indispensable

I take it a bit far (I’ve worn a hoodie over a suit), but I don’t understand how anyone can hate that item.

by marc w on May 29, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's my problem with it.

Didn’t they used to be called “sweatshirts”?

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

It should stay that way

We don't negotiate with terrorists.

by Mariner John on May 29, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Around where I live(Puyallup)

A hoodie refered to a specific kind of hooded sweatshirt, namely one that zipped up. All others were just hooded sweatshirts. Leastways that was how it was when I was in highschool. Who knows what idiocy kids today could come up with. They use the phrase brb in actual conversations with real live human beings without a hint of irony.

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on May 30, 2008 2:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

And then they added hoods to them

so now it’s a hooded sweatshirt, but that’s two words, so it’s a hoodie.

Etymology comes to life!

by seattlebruin on May 29, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweatshirts should come with hoods

That triangle on the front of non-hooded sweatshirts is annoying.

We don't negotiate with terrorists.

by Mariner John on May 29, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because we couldn't possibly use two word to describe something.

What gets shortened and all gay’d up next?

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You rang?

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on May 30, 2008 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I resisted, because it's a really annoying word.

It’s just so ubiquitous that I can’t help it.

-aaron c.

by Aaron Campeau on May 29, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about Bunnyhug?

That’s what they were called where I grew up, but they didn’t zip – they were pullovers.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 29, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even worse.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kangaroo jackets?

That was a less common name.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 29, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better. Still not great.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today is 'National Hoodie Day' here in New Zealand...

it is fair to say that it is receiving a mixed response

by pakipaki on May 29, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why should anyone else have to worry about what she has to say to her shitty kid?

It’s her kid, she can spin it how she likes when explaining why people do it. I mean over the top make out sessions in public are pretty gross but damn it people it doesn’t effect you. You’re not actually making out with the girls…gah…people just need to get the sand out of their vaginas.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently I saw you at the game last night.

Were you wearing a Snelling jersey in section 108?

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that was me. Where were you?

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was sitting in 119,

but I wandered over towards 108 in the middle innings to buy a new hat. I knew some LL’rs sat over there, so I took a peek down there and saw a guy in a Snelling jersey. You don’t see many of them so I thought it might be “one of us”.

I yelled “LOOKOUT LANDING” to see if anyone would turn around, but you didn’t (although an usher tried to tell me I was on the wrong side of the stadium and give me directions).

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone say my name?

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loser.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't know it was Brett at the time.

Plus he looks like he’s bigger than I am, so I have that to consider.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

5'10" 180

I’m not big just kinda fat

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, those are my current proportions.

That’s not fat.

Unless…aw shit.

(When you used to weight 290, your definition of ‘fat’ is much different.)

-aaron c.

by Aaron Campeau on May 29, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody's fat compared to Robert.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 29, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kate Moss is fat compared to Robert

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm 5'10" and 140.

You’re bigger than me.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn man you're made of skinny.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

I can hide behind a telephone pole. Which has been useful at times.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to be 5'10" and 105.

I’m twice the man I used to be.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 29, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would make me 4 times the man I was.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 29, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

5'x2=10'. 10" x 2=20 inches or 1'8"

10’ + 1’8”=11’8”

105×2 = 210

What math did you use?

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you multiplied both numbers by 2.

If I have a cube that’s 1 foot on each side, it would be 8 times as big if I multiplied each dimension by 2.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 29, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you're 11'8" and 210?!

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LATE

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

so you're 11 feet 8 and 210?

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on May 29, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So does Washburn!

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 29, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you go from 105 to 210?

I’m reporting you to Senator Mitchell.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perogy King

When I moved to Vancouver I lived alone, didn’t know anybody, and lived across the street from a Perogy King.

Oh, and I played EverQuest 10 hours a day.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 29, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't the damage done?

I find it hilarious that she wants to pretend lesbians don’t exist.

by JI on May 29, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno...

They do like chemistry after all. So, you can just resubmit your application emphasizing your excitement for chemistry, and mention this along with it, and be just fine…

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on May 29, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just admit to it, you'll be fine

Stop with the stonewalling, denials, and apologies for nothing in particular. You could be a trendsetter here.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on May 29, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Safeco's system is open to abuse:

Stadium officials are questioning all staff members involved. They refused to discuss details, but did say their security guards would never target same-sex couples.

Sure, the staff might not target gay couples, but they might be instructed to intervene when fans complain, and fans are more likely to complain about gay couples, thus allowing them to enforce the rule more often with gay patrons than with others, all while maintaining that they’re not targeting gay people.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 29, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Yes

I don’t think Safeco staff in particular minds either way. The issue is whether nearby fans raise a stink about it. The ultimate goal of Safeco staff is to ensure that as many people as possible are comfortable with their ballpark experience. What happened is the product of some fans, rather than a product of the staff’s beliefs itself.

by Gomez on May 29, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Portia de Rossi.

So hot.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 30, 2008 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

...

hold tongue, damn it!

...

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It occurs to me that gay stereotypes might be our friend here.

Traditionally, gay men don’t like sports, but lesbians do. So more gay couples at the ballpark means LESBIANS FOR EVERYONE!

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 29, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, but...

...that’s a pretty damn Public Display of Affection, if’n you ask me….

by rtang on May 29, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARRRGHHH

Why didn’t I think of this!?

by BrianL on May 29, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you're already saying "love", and she's already your GF.

Why did you really need to “ask” her to the prom?

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umm, formality

You always have to ask girls to prom.

by Fin on May 29, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its just not the same

You went to high school in America right? You should probably know the significance of asking a girl to prom.

by Fin on May 29, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just told my GF:

“We’re going to the prom, right?”

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hated prom.

It was just another stupid hoop to jump through so my girlfriend wouldn’t leave me for someone who was smarter/better looking/athletic.

by BrianL on May 29, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

jk…I am in the middle, she is on the right

by Fin on May 29, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

/AWESOME

But then again my favourite tie is black with giant yellow smiley faces

by Graham MacAree on May 29, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're my choices for a couple of reasons:

1. I have to watch any movie if it’s starting when I turn on the TV

2. I have to watch new movies so I can check out the trivia section on IMDB (it’s an addiction.

3. Watching bad movies over and over has strengthened my critique of good movies. By seeing something awful repeated in shit movies, I am more easily able to recognize shit in good/okay movies.

I do have reasons, whether they be intentional or not (hint: unintentional)

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 29, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You like movies to much.

Seek help. If there’s a 10-step program for midgets, their must be one for movies.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know....

Running away crying won’t solve your problems.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too ballsy?

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you have to keep improving the way you ask.

Otherwise she thinks you’re getting complacent and that you don’t care about her.

by BrianL on May 29, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Couldn’t have explained it better myself.

by Fin on May 29, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

If you have to “scoreboard at Safeco” for the prom, I hate to even think about what you’ll have to do to ask her to marry you.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you people get away with this!?

I had to resort to all sorts of crazy and expensive shenanigans!

by BrianL on May 29, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you saw me standing next to her

you would have understood it was absolutely necessary.

by BrianL on May 29, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That blows

I was kind of hoping that was a typo, now I feel like an asshole.

by Fin on May 29, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a living case study of this phenomenon.

(And all of those Sierra adventure games were awesome)

by BrianL on May 29, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they do Police Quest?

That and Leisure Suit Larry are the games I remember playing on my older cousin’s computer when I was a kid, hiding from my mom.

by Teej on May 29, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Been there,,,,

Fortunately for me she came back, with her new freind. Ahhh the memories of youth

by laxtonto on May 29, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't want to touch my ex's "new friend" with a ten meter cattle prod.

Even though that’s probably the instrument that should have been used on her.

by BrianL on May 29, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

both played soccer at the university i attended

And on a side note, i highly recommend soccer players vs. other female athletes for their hieght and flexibilty. Volleyball players were just to damn tall, softball players hit and miss…

by laxtonto on May 29, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's kind of hot

ask your mom if she wants to discuss Genetic Algorithms over tea with me.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on May 29, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, everybody!

Graham’s mom is hot!

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 29, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree also

Swimmers are a close second though. Gymnasts and tennis players tie for third.

by Sec 108 on May 29, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I endorse this ranking

Though I’d bump tennis players up and gymnasts down if they’re from Russia

by Matthew on May 29, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swimmers / gymnasts

tend not to be very well endowed, so you do sacrifice that.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that true later on

or just because we tend to see them (Olympics and all) when they’re in their early teens?

by Matthew on May 29, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dated a scholarship swimmer

The year after she graduated. She was still working out, but not as vigorously.

She grew almost two cup sizes while we dated. It was like every day was Christmas.

by Sec 108 on May 29, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good question.

I’ve always heard that gymnastics pretty much end for a girl once the get any weight up top (so to speak). So if they are in college and still doing gymnastics, I’m guessing they are as endowed as they are going to get (naturally).

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

happened to my brother...

so now he only dates single moms, he says “they’re needier, and obviously like guys”

by pakipaki on May 29, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be more positive

You should assume she knew she would get no better man so she switched over.

by Sec 108 on May 29, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that sucks.

My girlfriend and I just kinda said, “We’re going to prom, right? Yeah? Cool.”

by Teej on May 29, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine was at the EMP

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on May 29, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine too

But they only opened up one room for us and it sucked hard.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sucks

we had the whole thing. Come to think of it we may be the reason they didn’t have the whole thing open next time

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on May 29, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Lynnwood High School is just really poor >:(

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea I went to Issaquah high school

so probably a big financial difference.

by Fin on May 29, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as your not from Skyline

my buddy still won’t let me live down Skyline’s fantastic comeback for the state football title while Bothell blew the AAAA game

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on May 29, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets be honest here

Washington state high school bands are among the worst in the country.

I don’t think I ever saw a HS band in Washington that compared to say California, Florida or Texas.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on May 29, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see Washington marching bands in parades up here all the time.

Your bands are far superior to our bands. We just don’t conform enough to care.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 29, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buh?

I’m from Washington, I marched in plenty of parades in HS, but when I went to college and marched at USC I felt like I had nowhere near the skills or experience of the SoCal kids.

Their HS bands seemed 10x better than the best bands I had seen in my career in Washington.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on May 29, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're not talking about parades.

We’re talking about the high school field corps bands we have in this state. Kamiak and Cascade being the two best.

by BrianL on May 29, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was comparing you to Canadian marching bands.

Canadian marching bands suck. Hard. With extra lame.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 30, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey now

Cascade High is a freaking farm system for the Concord Blue Devils.

by BrianL on May 29, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

What does he play? I’m an on-call woodwind instructor for them.

by BrianL on May 29, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trumpet.

This school year was his first in marching band (he’s a freshman). He missed the summer camp, so he had to sit out songs at certain performances, but he really loves being in marching band.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah the camp is important.

a good 75 percent of the show is learned within that one week.

by BrianL on May 29, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We found that out fairly quickly.

Unfortunately we weren’t aware of the camp before we sent him to his great-grandma’s ranch in Eastern WA for the summer. We’re going to do our best to make sure he attends the camp this summer though, it’s really important to him.

The kid can hardly walk though a room without tripping, but he somehow manages to play the trumpet and march at the same time, and do it fairly well (at least to my untrained eye).

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'd be surprised at how well a lot of musicians do on the field.

Most of us are walking disasters off of it.

I probably won’t be helping out with the band next season, be off at school instead (I was only around for a couple of rehearsals anyways). They do have one hell of a staff, though.

by BrianL on May 29, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't you diss it

One of LL’s admins graduated from LHS

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA!

You went to Lynnwood!!

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't have a girlfriend at the time.

I didn’t bother going to prom. My buddy and I, instead, borrowed his mom’s Porsche and much more fun nearly getting killed on the Orting highway…

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on May 29, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's dirty

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on May 29, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evil

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I took two sophomores to prom my senior year

Totally worth it

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on May 29, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, senior

The best part was that we were all in the same class, so every time she said something he just got this defeated look

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 29, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha my best friend did that to my ex

Then after she decided not to go we went with a bunch of our friends

by Robert on May 29, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, man

and I thought is was bad going 0-for-6 when I asked girls to prom.

I still ended up going with a girl I knew though.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 29, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went alone.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 30, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude I'm scared

To ask a girl to any dance, let alone when the big bad prom comes along. I’m like 0 for 7 and I’m only a sophomore.

by Fireball309 on Jun 1, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then again...

I’ve never had a girlfriend
(that you could get me to admit to in a court of law)

by Fireball309 on Jun 1, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I spent prom playing Smash Brothers

I was told the next day that many of my male friends were jealous

by ningwers on May 29, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to look

for a GIF. that was lesbians kissing but I am in class right now and don’t want to search for it right now for fear of getting… lets say inappropriate results

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on May 29, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

what if it was just 2 girls kissing?

I don’t see that is inappropriate any moreso then comparing a lesbian’s looks to that of Pete Rose

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on May 29, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

My apologies

I didn’t think either were out of line

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on May 29, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

But moderation sucks.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come to think of it

I’m pretty sure I posted a picture of two girls kissing last year. It was a day game against the Royals, and there must have been 12 people in the thread tops. Some guy was working out html code and posted a random picture with “Experiment” as the subject line. I couldn’t resist :)

by ningwers on May 29, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I know

I just thought it was funny how much things have changed with the site’s increased popularity.

by ningwers on May 29, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think that was always on the ragged edge of acceptability.

The standards are just being enforced a bit more strictly now to keep the morons out.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

As the weather heats up their starting to smell.

We should really do something about them. Plus they’re starting to attract ants.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atomic space ants?

Because my backs going to be too fucking sore after moving boxes tonight to work in the sugar mines

by ningwers on May 29, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were we issued death bells?

And if not, this will certainly be an issue in the election.

by ningwers on May 29, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw they were on tour.

The Adult Swim show is funny, but I’m not sure I’d want to do a full concert of them.

I already got roped into going to see Judas Priest, that might be enough for me.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I already said I only weigh 140.

I’m clearly not the person for the job.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thinking!

Isn’t that why we keep teenagerss around? I made mine mow the lawn yesterday so I could go to the M’s game.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He won't even get his drivers license,

what makes you think I’m letting him on my bulldozer?

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

screw the lawn, bulldoze it all

put in rocks and cactus and never worry about it again

by laxtonto on May 29, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the landlord would let me I'd pave the dame thing.

I like grass and all, but it takes up half of my summer maintaining it to my standards.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss grass.

There’s about a 10’ square patch on our roof that I like to go out and lay on sometimes.

by Matthew on May 29, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't really pave all of it.

But I would make it smaller. The way my house is set up, I have three lawns to maintain, and about a dozen gardens.

Really cuts into my beer drinking time.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thought has crossed my mind.

Then I remembered I have teenagers at home.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm not even joking but....

I’ve thrown up in that same patch of grass…

by Robert on May 29, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did you get on my roof?

I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.

by Matthew on May 29, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend used to live in the same building.

I bet my friends that I could chug 3 beers and run up 25 flights of stairs. That was the end result.

by Robert on May 29, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Explosives are OK, though. Just try not to blow up LL while you’re at it – we’d all be homeless

by seattlebruin on May 29, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oregon tried this with a dead whale.

They proved it’s not an effective method.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that was their goal.

Although I’m pretty sure it wasn’t.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 29, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You never know

Richie Sexson’s goal appears to be to lower our win expectancy as much as possible every time he bats so…

by seattlebruin on May 29, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here you go

Video

I can’t watch videos at work, so I can’t vouch for it.

by ningwers on May 29, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow....why didnt we think of this sooner?

Wilkerson, Sexson, Bavasi,... the list keeps on growing. We might need a bigger back yard.

by laxtonto on May 29, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the dumbest thread in the world.

But, just for the record:

1. There’s only one way to ask a girl to the prom, and that’s by handing her Add It Up (1981-1993) with a note that says “Track 18, 1:15-1:30.”

2. Your methods of asking a girl to the prom were all more complicated than how I asked my then-girlfriend to become my future-wife. There’s something wrong with that, and it’s not on my end.

3. Talking about your height is the a stupid-teenage-boy-on-the-internet meme on AN. Now I think you’re all 15.

stat-addled alien overlord

by salb918 on May 29, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

No, I'm 5' 4', 103 lbs, and 14 years old.

Well, I used to be, anyway…now get off my fuckin’ lawn.

I can’t believe nobody here listens to the Violent Femmes.

stat-addled alien overlord

by salb918 on May 30, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god, I have no idea what's going on.

But I approve.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 30, 2008 1:51 AM PDT reply actions  

I didnt feel like reading a million posts all squeezed to the right

so I just scrolled down and looked at the picture and the comments around it. Very strange, but it is a good way to get through this thread.

Click here to shop on-line and make me money!

by WCLittleGiant on May 30, 2008 7:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Dear god

There went 40 minutes of my work day, and my brain is abso-fucking-lutely numb. I’m glad the forces of good won the vote, though I’m sad we don’t have a leaderboard picture yet. And no girls, we were promised girls…

In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.

by Robert Lintott on May 30, 2008 8:42 AM PDT reply actions  

I'll take that stimulus package any day

In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.

by Robert Lintott on May 30, 2008 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's our chicks in a box?

In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.

by Robert Lintott on May 30, 2008 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the dead ones were Coach's job

In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.

by Robert Lintott on May 30, 2008 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also just realized something

Furry conventions get more girls than we do. Damn that Jeff Sullivan and his lies

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 30, 2008 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't think so

I think she’s just trying to dance like some sort of animal

by ningwers on May 30, 2008 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because it is

And the BrianL baiting makes it even funnier.

by OlSalty on May 30, 2008 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Still not as much fun as Brett baiting.

All I’ll do is tell you to go yiff in hell or something.

by BrianL on May 30, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why there should be no lesbians kissing at baseball games

Then someone makes a FanPost about it on LL and I see 900 comments post in like 24 hours and I’m really eager to see what’s going on (while at work) and it destroys my computer by taking 5 minutes to load. All because some free-loving women decide to pucker up. Bastards.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 30, 2008 9:36 AM PDT reply actions  

When is the real release of that?

I’m a creature of habit and don’t really want to switch until mandated. But if it’s going to be ages, I may just do it now…

In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.

by Robert Lintott on May 30, 2008 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't know

but you could load this thread in about 10 seconds if you had it.

by JI on May 30, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lies.

Took me about a minute to load this thread with FF3 RC1.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 30, 2008 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I trusted you

And it did the same to me…

In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.

by Robert Lintott on May 30, 2008 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

This nearly got me to google image search

‘Furry pics’. And then I thought better of it.

by Graham MacAree on May 30, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a Bat-Leth?

Furries and Klingons together. Mass hysteria.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 30, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Furries with a Klingon?

I’m not quite sure what to make of this. On the one hand, there’s a Klingon which is awesome.

On the other hand, there are furries, which are not.

by BrianL on May 30, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Furries with a klingon?

Quit wiping your ass with cats.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 30, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for that

One of the pictures is a naked furry family with the daughter touching her father’s fake dick

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 30, 2008 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well if you thought better of it, someone had to do it

And since you’re better than all of us, and better than searching “furry pics” that must mean that searching “furry pics” would be in my realm

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 30, 2008 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

We're on pace to hit that before gametime.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 30, 2008 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am considering starting a radical spinoff 3rd party to finally clean up

all of the abuse and corruption of the old guard, while still fighting, but attempting to stay above, the slander politics of the new generation.

The key points of our 3rd party….

-Beer
-Starsburg
-Beer
-Soccer Chicks

Remember folks….

Vote for change, Vote for Starsburg, but most importantly VOTE FOR BEER

I am Laxtonto and i approve this message

by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Truthfully, I never had any want or desire to go into the sorrid realm that is LL politics

But with the failing Economy, abusive and restrictive moderation, the rampant furry and rash sightings, the constant Coach episodes, and general detachment form what made LL so great, I finally realized the need for a 3rd option, a new avenue to help direct this great blog back to the pinnacle of randomness that is Lookout Landing.

Am I the best choice to lead this party, I do not know. I am willing to do whats best for this party, the Beer Party. If that involves deciding on a new candidate that better exemplifies this party’s beliefs so be it.

Remember folks….
Vote for change, Vote for Starsburg, but most importantly VOTE FOR BEER

by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didnt Star Wars teach you anything?

There is no difference between a Chancellor and an Emperor… All it takes is a little time. Finally after all this time, the true Jeff revieled to all!!!

by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vote or die muthafucka, muthafucka vote or die

Rock the vote or else I’m gonna stick a knife through your eye
Democracy is founded on one simple rule
Get out there and vote or I will muthafuckin kill you

Yeah

I like it when you vote bitch (bitch)
Shake them titties when you vote bitch (bitch)
I slam my jimmy through your mouth roof (mouth roof)
Now get yo big ass in the polling booth

I said vote, bitch, Or I fuckin kill you

Vote or die muthafucka, muthafucka vote or die
You can’t run from my .38 go ahead and try
Let your opinion be heard, you gotta make a choice
’Cause after I slit your throat, you won’t have a fuckin voice

Vote or die
VOTE OR DIE

by Jeff Sullivan on May 30, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

i got the RIGHT tempearttuer

girl to make you ahadfhjkh on
baby i can be the papa nd you be the mom

UH OH!!!!!!!!!!!

by Graham MacAree on May 30, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine too,

On a different note, im leaving for the bar around 8 or so Central time. So if I time it right, I should be nice and trashed for the last part of the game… I apologize now…

by laxtonto on May 30, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine did crash when I opened it in IE

Firefox is not handling it well either. Safari?

by nwtrev on May 30, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

IE is working fine for me.

Except a small part in the middle where a few posts overlapped.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 30, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got about a half minute to a minute load time

So I’ve just been keeping this page open. Tabbed browsing is the best invention since meth labs

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 30, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/exploding head

Free Stephen Awesome Strasburg!

by thejew4u on Jun 2, 2008 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Jay Leno made a joke about this tonight

He says that two women were kicked out of the Mariners game for kissing from a complaint from a mom and her son. The mom complained about the women kissing, the son complained because he couldn’t see.

by Fin on Jun 4, 2008 12:10 AM PDT reply actions  

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