mY'S EX' S CATS SMELLS LIKE CATFOOD
by Robert on May 28, 2008 11:39 PM PDT
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Print?WELL IT DOES! DOES! QGHO'ZS GOING V TO FIFGHT ME ON IR !? NO BVOD
y THATS wot> n o nvbody who? ??? maybe graham wa nt my bitch amiriite ???? jkshe is my x who wANT S NO T MY NUTS???
??? WJHHY US THOS THIS NOT 75M EOrds. OJ K SER8IOUZ LY THIS IA S PISING ME OFF. DONT MAKE ME GO RHODES IN YOU>>>??? WHY UISNT THIZ ENOUFH\GH ji WWEE NNEED MORE HOOKETRS!! AMIRITE??? I M NOT RIGHGT CUZ I AM NOT BRETT
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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
He's asleep dude
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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I've heard rumors that he's into this kind of thing if you know what I mean
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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
POST THE CANADA VIDEOS YOU TOOK! POST THE PICTURES FROM YOUR FACEBOOK
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You need to drink more
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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh for the record I got closer to getting laid n Canada than Robert
Even though I can pretty much technically win by default.
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But that would make Robert close to getting laid too.
It was an actual girl, I know I thought it was weird too
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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
You're god damn right!
Hey what would you do if I told you I rec’d every drunk post you made?!
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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
You're a better friend than I am
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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh I haven't done it
I was just asking what you would do if I did
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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
If you look anything like this right now
Then you’re in no position to criticize keyboards
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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It would make more sense if it was me and not you who drank Mike's Hard Lemonade.
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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I did
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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
this is what i put up with all day
working with robert is usually a fun experience, not always for him though
I thought you could only delete, not edit
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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I won't tell if you share your god-like powers with me.
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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone want me to copy and paste some picture of me after 4 beers, then Robert after 4 beers?
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Four Beers Brett:
Four Beers Robert:
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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I may be uglier but I hold my alcohol way better
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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Even better: Lookout Landing Gang Signs
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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
And yes, I'm posting these completely sober despite probable photoshoppage
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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Only communists hate striped shirts.
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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YES
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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So would I
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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
YES YES YES YES YES!!!!
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on May 29, 2008 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Gay
You would want to see Robert and Brett stripped, wouldn’t you…
NTTAWTT. I suppose.
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on May 29, 2008 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
This picture of Brett also needs the ...Ladies photoshop
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 29, 2008 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions
you have no idea
how much this just made me laugh, by the way, i think i have drunk pictures of robert
Yeah fuck that subject line! It's always been out to get you!! >:(
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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell me what you would let Felix do to you.
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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Are you afraid of getting banned right now?
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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd for correct spelling
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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's a fun exercise. Find out the real word% of this FanPost
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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
So...tempting...to link Felix...to this diary...
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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Who wouldn't?
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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Robert record a sound bite of you saying "wlad!"
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Not at all
Jaegerbomb Jaegerbomb Jaegerbomb.
DO IT!
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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
The most popular kid at this school
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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Argh, was unaware the smaller version was just width=200'd
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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Not your fault I'm an idiot for not checking
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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
You are a god for this
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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is that even good?
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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
i GOT IT RECOMENDEDED
bRETT AND GRAHAM DONT WORU
by Robert on May 29, 2008 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Thank god!
I was about to Woru!
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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Record us a sound bite!
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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
It is indeed quite enjoyable.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 29, 2008 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Crap he just signed off of MSN
Should I call him and annoy him till he comes back?
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Not answering
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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Sad to see this gif go to waste :(
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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
seriously i was about 2 minutes from a thrown laptop
and i still want to punch this cock sucking house burning mother fucker
His fake friends are trying to keep him from the computer
His fat DUFF ex girlfriend and one of his other friends. They don’t like angry LL Robert
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His friend just called me back
Apparently he can’t even stand. They’re keeping the computer from him because he’s not saying words and they’ve never seen him this drunk before. So it’s unlikely he gets back online unless he beats them both up and takes his computer. Seemed like a cool guy though
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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
If he's not saying words, beating someone up seems unlikely.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 29, 2008 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, if he vomits he'll sober up a little bit.
So there’s hope.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 29, 2008 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
They're shocked he hasn't passed out yet.
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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
You know thinking about what it takes to get Robert buzzed...
I bet he’s had a beer, a 40 of mike’s hard lemonade, and two jaeger bombs….that seems to be his drinking style, and that would probably get him this fucked up.
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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Your friend told me he'd had the same amount as you.
We were laughing because you were so much more fucked up
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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Who knows, Robert is a crazy motherfucker.
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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't understand how the typing is so difficult
for these boys…I was smashed off of bum wine once and wrote what turned out to be an A paper on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
Humorous though. Maybe if I squirted lemon juice in my eyes whilst drinking a 5th of Kentucky bourbon I could produce similiar results with the keyboard…
Someone say something witty.
"Now, why don't we look at some PICTOGRAPHS!"
“This looks like a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle… but he’s not having much luck! ;) Haw. Haw. Haw. Haw.”
I had Robert convinced that Jeff would ban him if he didn't come back and post.
Jeff, you should ban him till like 1PM tomorrow or something just to scare him :o
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This is so awesome.
I am reading this instead of getting ready for work. My girlfriend is confused about why I’m laughing so hard.
the other angels fan
So is this what the LL/USSM gathering is going to be like!? Wooooot
I fucking hate you Mariners
I was kidding...and I thank you for this FanPost.
I fucking hate you Mariners
It's too Surly in the morning for that
::dies::
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 29, 2008 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey
Surly only looks out for one person: Surly.
by The Beer Baron on May 29, 2008 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, that was definately different
Imglad i talkedmy self out of getting on here last weekend when i was totally hammered.
I hope you are feeling better. Dont worry the hangover should go away soon
MY FRIEND DIED FROM HAVING HIS HEAD BEATEN AGAINST HAMMERHEAD SHARKS WITH A PING PONG PADDLE!!!
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 29, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I approve of this thread.
Drunk Canada road trips are always awesome. I highly recommend it to all.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
And wootwoot, I get an honorable mention.
Yet I still don’t know how I related to the topic at hand up there.
You know who doesnt like you hearing you scream "I NEED SOME POON"?
Your ex-GF’s mother, That’s who.
Truer words have never been spoken.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 31, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
Truer words = this is the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen.
http://blogs4brownback.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/furry-family.jpg
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 1, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
?WELL IT DOES! DOES! QGHO’ZS GOING V TO FIFGHT ME ON IR !? NO BVOD
y THATS wot> n o nvbody who? ? maybe graham wa nt my bitch amiriite ?? jkshe is my x who wANT S NO T MY NUTS?
? WJHHY US THOS THIS NOT 75M EOrds. OJ K SER8IOUZ LY THIS IA S PISING ME OFF. DONT MAKE ME GO RHODES IN YOU>>>? WHY UISNT THIZ ENOUFH\GH ji WWEE NNEED MORE HOOKETRS!! AMIRITE? I M NOT RIGHGT CUZ I AM NOT BRETT
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 1, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
This scared the hell out of us the other day.
If I had my powers I would ban you so hard.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't know it was posted here all ready.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 1, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It wasn't.
Tip: Don’t Google image search: “furry pics” unless you like cartoons of naked cats with boobs.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Tip:
Google Image Search “furry pics” if you like cartoons of naked cats with boobs.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 2, 2008 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Why is...that little boy's...but ...chest hair...
I just…I need another beer.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 2, 2008 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Im worried for you man...
I have two major worries. 1st why possessed you to post thislink. The 2nd larger concern is why do you even have that link to begin with? You and your damn furry fetishes.
I hope to god that isn’t a picture from your family album
She's clearly fondling her father's furry genitals.
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