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Carlsonf14_tiny by Robert on Comment 228 comments

?WELL IT DOES!  DOES! QGHO'ZS GOING V TO FIFGHT ME ON IR !? NO  BVOD
y  THATS wot>  n o nvbody who? ??? maybe graham wa nt my bitch amiriite ???? jkshe is my x  who wANT S NO T MY NUTS???
??? WJHHY US THOS THIS NOT 75M EOrds. OJ K SER8IOUZ LY THIS IA S PISING ME OFF. DONT MAKE ME GO RHODES IN YOU>>>???  WHY UISNT THIZ ENOUFH\GH ji WWEE NNEED MORE HOOKETRS!! AMIRITE??? I M NOT RIGHGT  CUZ I AM NOT BRETT

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Oh for the record I got closer to getting laid n Canada than Robert

Even though I can pretty much technically win by default.

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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But that would make Robert close to getting laid too.

It was an actual girl, I know I thought it was weird too

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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're god damn right!

Hey what would you do if I told you I rec’d every drunk post you made?!

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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're a better friend than I am

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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh I haven't done it

I was just asking what you would do if I did

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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Four Beers Brett:

Four Beers Robert:

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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Even better: Lookout Landing Gang Signs

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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This picture of Brett also needs the ...Ladies photoshop

In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.

by rlintott on May 29, 2008 8:45 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you have no idea

how much this just made me laugh, by the way, i think i have drunk pictures of robert

by Fuzz on May 29, 2008 5:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

>?Ayu

stuppid su bject li ne!!!

by Robert on May 28, 2008 11:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who wouldn't?

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by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not at all

Jaegerbomb Jaegerbomb Jaegerbomb.

DO IT!

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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:03 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The most popular kid at this school

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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:05 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Argh, was unaware the smaller version was just width=200'd

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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:05 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, sorry about that bro

I can make it permanently smaller if you’d like

by Fin on May 29, 2008 12:06 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not your fault I'm an idiot for not checking

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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:06 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just scaled it to 300

so if you refresh your page it should be better now.

by Fin on May 29, 2008 12:07 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You are a god for this

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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:08 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Is that even good?

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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:06 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thank god!

I was about to Woru!

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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:04 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Record us a sound bite!

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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:04 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Crap he just signed off of MSN

Should I call him and annoy him till he comes back?

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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:07 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes

we have to keep this going.

by Fin on May 29, 2008 12:08 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not answering

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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:10 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

His fake friends are trying to keep him from the computer

His fat DUFF ex girlfriend and one of his other friends. They don’t like angry LL Robert

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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:13 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

His friend just called me back

Apparently he can’t even stand. They’re keeping the computer from him because he’s not saying words and they’ve never seen him this drunk before. So it’s unlikely he gets back online unless he beats them both up and takes his computer. Seemed like a cool guy though

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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:18 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They're shocked he hasn't passed out yet.

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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:23 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You know thinking about what it takes to get Robert buzzed...

I bet he’s had a beer, a 40 of mike’s hard lemonade, and two jaeger bombs….that seems to be his drinking style, and that would probably get him this fucked up.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:26 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who knows, Robert is a crazy motherfucker.

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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:21 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah...

tyler was babysitting, i saw the proof of this

by Fuzz on May 29, 2008 5:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No

Somebody spilled on my phone, so I turned it off so it could dry. But there is no wifi here.

by Robert on May 29, 2008 8:26 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't understand how the typing is so difficult

for these boys…I was smashed off of bum wine once and wrote what turned out to be an A paper on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

Humorous though. Maybe if I squirted lemon juice in my eyes whilst drinking a 5th of Kentucky bourbon I could produce similiar results with the keyboard…

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on May 29, 2008 12:15 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Now, why don't we look at some PICTOGRAPHS!"

“This looks like a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle… but he’s not having much luck! ;) Haw. Haw. Haw. Haw.”

by qrsouther on May 30, 2008 9:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I had Robert convinced that Jeff would ban him if he didn't come back and post.

Jeff, you should ban him till like 1PM tomorrow or something just to scare him :o

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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:19 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is so awesome.

I am reading this instead of getting ready for work. My girlfriend is confused about why I’m laughing so hard.

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on May 29, 2008 7:19 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fantastic

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 29, 2008 8:30 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I approve of this thread.

Drunk Canada road trips are always awesome. I highly recommend it to all.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 29, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is the best thread in a while

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on May 29, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And wootwoot, I get an honorable mention.

Yet I still don’t know how I related to the topic at hand up there.

by qrsouther on May 30, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I had hoped so.

Otherwise, I’d have to get with the hot gradma.

by qrsouther on May 31, 2008 3:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I must've missed that line.

My ears are unfortunately deformed, like big bags of sand.

by qrsouther on May 31, 2008 7:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No.

Truer words = this is the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen.

http://blogs4brownback.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/furry-family.jpg

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 1, 2008 7:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

?WELL IT DOES! DOES! QGHO’ZS GOING V TO FIFGHT ME ON IR !? NO BVOD
y THATS wot> n o nvbody who? ? maybe graham wa nt my bitch amiriite ?? jkshe is my x who wANT S NO T MY NUTS?
? WJHHY US THOS THIS NOT 75M EOrds. OJ K SER8IOUZ LY THIS IA S PISING ME OFF. DONT MAKE ME GO RHODES IN YOU>>>? WHY UISNT THIZ ENOUFH\GH ji WWEE NNEED MORE HOOKETRS!! AMIRITE? I M NOT RIGHGT CUZ I AM NOT BRETT

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 1, 2008 7:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This scared the hell out of us the other day.

If I had my powers I would ban you so hard.

by JI on Jun 1, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I didn't know it was posted here all ready.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 1, 2008 8:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It wasn't.

Tip: Don’t Google image search: “furry pics” unless you like cartoons of naked cats with boobs.

by JI on Jun 1, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tip:

Google Image Search “furry pics” if you like cartoons of naked cats with boobs.

-aaron c.

by acblue on Jun 2, 2008 2:19 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Im worried for you man...

I have two major worries. 1st why possessed you to post thislink. The 2nd larger concern is why do you even have that link to begin with? You and your damn furry fetishes.

I hope to god that isn’t a picture from your family album

by laxtonto on Jun 2, 2008 1:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What is she doing with that hand...!

Chronic Poster Extraordinaire. Not a good thing.

by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 4:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

She's clearly fondling her father's furry genitals.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 2, 2008 4:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"You know how I know you're gay?"

"How?"

"You got a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says 'I like balls in my face.'"

"...that's gay?"

by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 6:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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