mY'S EX' S CATS SMELLS LIKE CATFOOD

Apparently he can’t even stand. They’re keeping the computer from him because he’s not saying words and they’ve never seen him this drunk before. So it’s unlikely he gets back online unless he beats them both up and takes his computer. Seemed like a cool guy though

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

If he's not saying words, beating someone up seems unlikely.

-aaron c.

by acblue on May 29, 2008 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can still hope, can't I?

by Fin on May 29, 2008 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, if he vomits he'll sober up a little bit.

So there’s hope.

-aaron c.

by acblue on May 29, 2008 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

They're shocked he hasn't passed out yet.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Reading this thread, I kinda' am too.

-aaron c.

by acblue on May 29, 2008 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You know thinking about what it takes to get Robert buzzed...

I bet he’s had a beer, a 40 of mike’s hard lemonade, and two jaeger bombs….that seems to be his drinking style, and that would probably get him this fucked up.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mike's hard

haha.

by Fin on May 29, 2008 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow

by qrsouther on May 30, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That is going to make for a terrible, terrible hangover.

-aaron c.

by acblue on May 29, 2008 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It was Cariblou last night

by Robert on May 29, 2008 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

And I showed my friends the fuck up

by Robert on May 29, 2008 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your friend told me he'd had the same amount as you.

We were laughing because you were so much more fucked up

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I also chugged it

by Robert on May 29, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who knows, Robert is a crazy motherfucker.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah...

tyler was babysitting, i saw the proof of this

by Fuzz on May 29, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I do not remember this

by Robert on May 29, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i wonder why

i’ll show you what i have tomorrow

by Fuzz on May 29, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

What a bunch of facists.

by JI on May 29, 2008 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

No

Somebody spilled on my phone, so I turned it off so it could dry. But there is no wifi here.

by Robert on May 29, 2008 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

still kinda drunk

by Robert on May 29, 2008 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Epic thread is epic

by Gomez on May 29, 2008 12:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I don't understand how the typing is so difficult

for these boys…I was smashed off of bum wine once and wrote what turned out to be an A paper on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

Humorous though. Maybe if I squirted lemon juice in my eyes whilst drinking a 5th of Kentucky bourbon I could produce similiar results with the keyboard…

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on May 29, 2008 12:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

by Fin on May 29, 2008 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

"Now, why don't we look at some PICTOGRAPHS!"

“This looks like a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle… but he’s not having much luck! ;) Haw. Haw. Haw. Haw.”

by qrsouther on May 30, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I had Robert convinced that Jeff would ban him if he didn't come back and post.

Jeff, you should ban him till like 1PM tomorrow or something just to scare him :o

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2008 12:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Best thread ever

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on May 29, 2008 5:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

You missed this

Tools Whore

Sign Bonds!

by Tyler on May 29, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

There's plenty more where that came from too

by OlSalty on May 29, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'd rather see Scruffy's rashy ass.

by BrianL on May 29, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

DON'T SUMMON IT

by Jeff on May 29, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

RONALD MCDONALD SPASMING CORPSE

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 30, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I WILL BAN YOU HARD

by JI on May 30, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's times like this that I truly hate living in the Eastern time zone

by ningwers on May 29, 2008 6:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I like how he knew he screwed up the moment he made this

by OlSalty on May 29, 2008 6:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

This is so awesome.

I am reading this instead of getting ready for work. My girlfriend is confused about why I’m laughing so hard.

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on May 29, 2008 7:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I would delete this

but sweet sweet recs keep it here

by Robert on May 29, 2008 8:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

also

im still drunken!

by Robert on May 29, 2008 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs

Deleting this would be a one-way ticket to DFA

by OlSalty on May 29, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

So is this what the LL/USSM gathering is going to be like!? Wooooot

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 29, 2008 8:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

God I hope not

by Robert on May 29, 2008 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was kidding...and I thank you for this FanPost.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 29, 2008 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm not sure whether or not this is a 75-word FanPost violation...

by seattlebruin on May 29, 2008 8:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

There are acceptable exceptions

Wonderfully hilarious exceptions…

by ningwers on May 29, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fantastic

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 29, 2008 8:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

by Robert on May 29, 2008 8:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

what, no Surly?

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on May 29, 2008 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's too Surly in the morning for that

::dies::

In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.

by rlintott on May 29, 2008 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey

Surly only looks out for one person: Surly.

by The Beer Baron on May 29, 2008 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

tipsy is black

by Robert on May 29, 2008 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Damn I missed an epic fanpost.

by BrianL on May 29, 2008 9:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

my face still feels like a skillet hit it

by Robert on May 29, 2008 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Looks like it, too.

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on May 29, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh snap

by OlSalty on May 29, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Greenwhich merdian time is the only reason why i still have some dignity

by Robert on May 29, 2008 9:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Well, that was definately different

Imglad i talkedmy self out of getting on here last weekend when i was totally hammered.

I hope you are feeling better. Dont worry the hangover should go away soon

by laxtonto on May 29, 2008 12:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

It feels like somebody played pong with my head and a couple of hammerhead sharks

by Robert on May 29, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

MY FRIEND DIED FROM HAVING HIS HEAD BEATEN AGAINST HAMMERHEAD SHARKS WITH A PING PONG PADDLE!!!

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 29, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

That's fucking badass

by Graham on May 29, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's the way I want to go

by ningwers on May 29, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

My grandpa went the same way...... :(

by OlSalty on May 29, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

this one time

i was playing pingpong in dingdang….

by Fuzz on May 29, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I bet he was fake drunk and just wanted the recs ;)

by seattlebruin on May 29, 2008 12:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

I approve of this thread.

Drunk Canada road trips are always awesome. I highly recommend it to all.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 29, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

this is the best thread in a while

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on May 29, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

And wootwoot, I get an honorable mention.

Yet I still don’t know how I related to the topic at hand up there.

by qrsouther on May 30, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

And this entire time I was reading Robert's posts in the voice of Steve Carell, just before he's about to go get some with "Beth" in 40 Year Old Virgin.

by qrsouther on May 30, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

You are surprisingly accurate.

by Robert on May 30, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I had hoped so.

Otherwise, I’d have to get with the hot gradma.

by qrsouther on May 31, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

*grandma

God dammit.

by qrsouther on May 31, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You know who doesnt like you hearing you scream "I NEED SOME POON"?

Your ex-GF’s mother, That’s who.

by Robert on May 31, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I must've missed that line.

My ears are unfortunately deformed, like big bags of sand.

by qrsouther on May 31, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Truer words have never been spoken.

-aaron c.

by acblue on May 31, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

No.

Truer words = this is the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen.

http://blogs4brownback.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/furry-family.jpg

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 1, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

What the hell is wrong with you people

by Robert on Jun 1, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

?WELL IT DOES! DOES! QGHO’ZS GOING V TO FIFGHT ME ON IR !? NO BVOD
y THATS wot> n o nvbody who? ? maybe graham wa nt my bitch amiriite ?? jkshe is my x who wANT S NO T MY NUTS?
? WJHHY US THOS THIS NOT 75M EOrds. OJ K SER8IOUZ LY THIS IA S PISING ME OFF. DONT MAKE ME GO RHODES IN YOU>>>? WHY UISNT THIZ ENOUFH\GH ji WWEE NNEED MORE HOOKETRS!! AMIRITE? I M NOT RIGHGT CUZ I AM NOT BRETT

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 1, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs