5/28: Open Game Thread, Part 3
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 8:31 PM PDT
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As long as they beat the Red Sox I don't care if the Mariners lose every other game for the rest of the year.
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Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I didn't want JI to feel alone.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here here
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sean Casey has an intimidating stance for a pile of crap
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You mean Vidro?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 28, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vitor Artinez
agrees with you.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 28, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No Sims
Tampa Bay is certainly not going away.
by ThundaPC on May 28, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sims was amazed that Tampa Bay won again.
“Doesn’t look like they’re going away anytime soon.”
by ThundaPC on May 28, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sims has West Coast Bias.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even BBTN doesn't think we're going away
and they’re borderline retarded
by JMB on May 28, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHA
Hilariously bad swing
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 28, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm much too ambitious as a cook.
I just made a soup that could serve 12 people.
by Matthew on May 28, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THis happens every time I make soup.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 28, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Over 100
Gameday took a dump.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rest his soul
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 28, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So what was it that causes you to typo so badly?
Do I need to get tested?
by BrianL on May 28, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like when Coco Crisp gets upset because you know he's a slapper
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A guy in the bar bought him a few drinks and slipped him a date rape drug
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 28, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of Date Rape
RALLY FRIES GIRL!!
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 28, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who is Michelle
and I want rally fries
by uwbradley on May 28, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Like Raul with flys.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 28, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Er, *flies.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 28, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was an asian joke in there somewhere,
but you missed it.
by Faux on May 28, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I get married in 60 days....
Fuck whose got a van? Besides Miguel Cairo
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on May 28, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dickey, quick!
Get away from Washburn….
by ThundaPC on May 28, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he was borrowing washburn's binoculars
what washburn uses them for is for you to figure out
by Tony S on May 28, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL did Putz just tell Dickey to move out of his seat?
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just realized if we win today we'll be on a winning streak.
by JI on May 28, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i would post it again but I'm not the least bit confident in us winning
Plus I dont want to make it a habit
by Robert on May 28, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somewhere, Doug Mirabelli still sits by that phone.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the Bedard games
Are when i really hate it that i cant watch the games
Royals rock
Mariners suck
by mariners11 on May 28, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here comes Morrow.
Watch him come crashing back to Earth.
by BrianL on May 28, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or...
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 28, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this part of the game is like watching scooby doo
same old story ending
the opposing team takes off the mask (which is in the proverbial form of a Mariners lead) and wins the game
by Tony S on May 28, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hay is is vitor artinez.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 28, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Probably no period, right?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 28, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let me get this straight.
We go 8 innings with a knuckler, and we don’t draw any walks?
I hate this team.
by Faux on May 28, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank you for your team not sucking.
Seriously, you have no idea how much it means to us.
by esoteric on May 28, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm back, and I'm BADDER THAN EVER WITH FIREFOX 3 RC1, BITCHES.
Hey, this really is a hell of a lot faster. Thank you for the recommendation.
by esoteric on May 28, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently MLB.TV automatically renews your monthly subscription
I don’t remember reading that anywhere. I had to e-mail them to get my subscription canceled.
by vkut79 on May 28, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why would you want to do something stupid like that?
I couldn’t live without MLB.tv.
by esoteric on May 28, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You got lucky.
They don’t always respond to the emails.
by Faux on May 28, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buncha sub threads disappear or is that just me?
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
By the way, it seems like we failed to point this out, but Bedard kicked ass tonight.
by esoteric on May 28, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's throwing like Sonnanstine
In that he has a good game every month then shits it up again.
by Sylar on May 28, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you don't want him
we will take him
by uwbradley on May 28, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's fair to say that Bedard has a longer track record of success than Andy
And Bedard really only shit the bed in a major way his last time out. Before that he was good to adequate.
by esoteric on May 28, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you think you guys will sign bonds?
9 = 8
by websterjtc on May 28, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately, no.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 28, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you mean the Rays
than no. We need Lofton more.
You know with that evil White Snike hanging around.
by Sylar on May 28, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d rather win 85 without Bonds than 95 with him.
by JMB on May 28, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i meant the mariners. i’m a rays fan
9 = 8
by websterjtc on May 28, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh crap
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 28, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CAIRO FOR MVP
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 28, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why is Fukudome leading All-Star voting?
He hasn’t been that good.
by Wilder. on May 28, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because the baseball fans of Japan are racist!!!
If you white, you ain’t right!!
by lyleleander on May 28, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OBP is a great stat, but it is quite hypocritical to single-out one stat.
Fukudome is average in every other category. I suspect his defense is above-average, however.
by Wilder. on May 28, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OBP is worth way more than any other category.
by JI on May 28, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At first I thought this was a reference to my reluctance
to but into it being worth 3x SLG%
by JI on May 28, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His slugging percetage is a paltry .421
Sexson’s is .413
by Wilder. on May 28, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miguel Cairo in.... bunt over
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why would you ever bunt with Cairo playing 1B?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAH
YOUR BUNT-FU IS WEAK TO CAIRO
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 28, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ALL YOUR BUNT ARE BELONG TO CAIRO!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 28, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the fire
he brings to the team
by uwbradley on May 28, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morrow does not look as good today as he did yesterday.
by BrianL on May 28, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He is settling down
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 28, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am I posting epic gif fest tonight?
If you manage to win?
by Sylar on May 28, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 28, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It probably should be more subdued.
Actually, wait, that would mean you gain a half-game on the Sox, right? Go to town, son.
by esoteric on May 28, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and you guys would be on a winning streak
everyone has a reason!
by JMB on May 28, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Swinging strike on not a fastball?
Morrow improvement is nice.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
so why is Richie on the bench again?
Not saying much but he’s better then Cairo
Royals rock
Mariners suck
by mariners11 on May 28, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
100!!!!!!!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 28, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SWING AND A MISS!
TRIPLE DIGITS!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well that settles it.
Morrow is never going to leave the bullpen.
by BrianL on May 28, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least we have our new closer of the future
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 28, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Legit 100mph pitch?
Gameday took a dump again… way behind
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wahoo..round up!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 28, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does Gameday round up?
Shows 100mph.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morrow kicked ass last night, too.
I like bacon on tacos. And boobs. But not on tacos.
by Elmstrosity on May 28, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!
ITS BRANDON MORROW!!
by JMB on May 28, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
D PED roid? Ya!
Showing the Grit to Money ratio in amazing effect tonight.
by Sylar on May 28, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can we get an animated .gif on that?
by lyleleander on May 28, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But mommy told me I can have whatever I want!!!!
And should feel any sense of guilt for asking!
by lyleleander on May 28, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morrow 2008=JJ 2006
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I mean in excitement level.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morrow won't be doing that in the rotation
But yeah.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I read the thing on Baker's blog
My first thought was that the team is looking to trade JJ.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 28, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hay is is Vitor artinez.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 28, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Very close
just eliminate the period.
And you can’t do it because you’re not watching MLB.tv
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 28, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The best part about the 99mph/100mph fastball to K Pedroia
that location was sexy.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 28, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You're right. 100 mph on the outside. Pedroia just got Morrpwned.
by esoteric on May 28, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pedroia could not have done ANYTHING with that
100mph on the outside corner..probably off the plate. I was very impressed with that.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 28, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah and you don't stop
Cause it’s 187 on the undercover cop
by Sylar on May 28, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thing is, after that Morrow performance, do I really want to see JJ in the 9th?
I’m afraid the answer is no.
by esoteric on May 28, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So why don't they pinch hit for Burke in this situation?
by BrianL on May 28, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Only Gritty Ballgame
is on the bench
by uwbradley on May 28, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sexonsux
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 28, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where's Joh?
You know, our starting catcher?
by BrianL on May 28, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Back Spasms.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 28, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excuse me
You mean, “Starting minority catcher.”
2008 MARINERS – SEGREGATED BATTERIES
by Jordan of Boise on May 28, 2008 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Manny being Manny being Raul
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A miserable pile of fail.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Part of Safeco.
Nice views of downtown and the Puget Sound.
(Assuming you’re being genuine and this is not a joke I am not privy to.)
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 28, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro had better be going.
Always run on the knuckler.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But he's money!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 28, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want Morrow next inning. I worry about Putz
I don’t want to see Manny hitting #500.
by esoteric on May 28, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ICHIRO!!!
pass ball please now tek.
k, thx.
by deacvision7 on May 28, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap, please don't smile again Cairo.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn, it Putz is gonna pitch
I like bacon on tacos. And boobs. But not on tacos.
by Elmstrosity on May 28, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PUTZ IN
Game…over?? I shouldn’t be nervous.
by uwbradley on May 28, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh no, Mike LOL is due up.
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 28, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the ump with the rare
half safe/OUT call
by deacvision7 on May 28, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Putz in, Sylar on hold.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This should be deliciously nerve-wracking
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
im suing LL
for Fiddly Cat infringement
by Sylar on May 28, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey this is Derek Jeter.
Hey, this is the worst player in baseball.
by Faux on May 28, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
did the pitch before the groundout
hit the umpire stopping it from going to the backstop? thats what it kinda looked like out here in north carolina…
by deacvision7 on May 28, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is either going to be really awesome, or really really horrible.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm really not confident
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 28, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish I could share my nerves of steel with y'all.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 28, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
she's wondering
why half her jersey said “iners” instead of “lins”
by Sylar on May 28, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK U CAMERA MAN
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 28, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh good lord.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what happen?
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on May 28, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cameraman set us up the bomb
Looked like JJ had chance to survive make his save
by Gomez on May 28, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
UP YOURS FSN CAMERAS!!!
that scared the shit out of me!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Phew
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 28, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That would've been scary had I not seen Wlad camp under it.
by ThundaPC on May 28, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HEY WE ARE ON ESPN 2!
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 28, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's the sort of pessmism I'm known for.
by esoteric on May 28, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't want him to do it though
It’s just my last chance to “call it”
by vkut79 on May 28, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's throwing 96
That’s an improvement.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
squeezed
come on now – give him the black
by uwbradley on May 28, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I should umpire the opposing team's innings.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 28, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Red Sox fan yelling, Mariner fan sitting there doing nothing.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
too busy wondering
if traffic will be bad on the way home
by FrayLo on May 28, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
crap
AND SHUT THE FUCK UP RED SOX NATION
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 28, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha, Niehaus just called him "Manny Ortiz"
Shades of John Kerry 2004.
by esoteric on May 28, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG NO POLITICS
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crap crap crap
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lowell doesn't scare me.
/crossing fingers anyway.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
really glad Reed isn't playing LF or anything...
by Matthew on May 28, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Really glad Reed isn't playing RF or anything
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really glad Reed wasn't starting in LF today
instead of Vidro.
by Matthew on May 28, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't bench lifetime .300 hitters for rookies.
by JI on May 28, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reed has like 2 years in the Majors.
He’s not a Rookie.
by joof on May 28, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But we make them bunt.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 28, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he's lost the zone.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's only Mike LOL
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 28, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ONE MORE!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God, he really has lost the zone.
GET RR-S.
by esoteric on May 28, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it's okay everyone
the scoreboard is now telling our fans to make noise
by FrayLo on May 28, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STRIKE HIS ASS OUT!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Niehaus said the "dangerous" Sean Casey
Royals rock
Mariners suck
by mariners11 on May 28, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"dangerous Sean Casey" - Niehaus
really?
Also, PUT REED IN YOU MAYOR OF JACKASSERY
by Matthew on May 28, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Casey scares me, he shouldn't, but he does
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 28, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
let's go fiddly cat
clap clap clapclapclap
by Tony S on May 28, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THROW STRIKES ASSCLOWN!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I could go for some
Rally Dino right about now
by uwbradley on May 28, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on can we get one more out?
I want these RSN douchebags to shut up.
by BrianL on May 28, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JJ's not finishing his motion...
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want Strasburg! CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 28, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JJ must really
feel tired tonight.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 28, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCKING DAMNIT! THROW STRIKES YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS PRICK! FUCK!@
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOORAY, BALLS!
Oh wait.
Too many puppies....
by amanalone11 on May 28, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DICKEY TIME!?!?!
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 28, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMMIT JJ
THROW SOME FUCKING STRIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by JMB on May 28, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this your daughter or something? what the crap?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 28, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no she is a model I work with.
I thought these would be fun
by mark sobba on May 28, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy christ on a cracker.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was indeed a compliment.
LL has gotten really pervy lately, but this I approve of.
Then again, I got a thing for red heads, so yeah.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's artistic, though.
Unlike that thing down yonder.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 28, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it will really rock
when I can get my other two models to also do this exercise.
by mark sobba on May 28, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I plan on doing the M's jersey with both Sarah and Staphanie
But working with models can be a tricky thing. We all do the photography as a hobby to it takes time to work our schedules out.
But thanks for the requests
by mark sobba on May 28, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
From the look of the photos
I think Noreen would do the best at the whole spectrum. Sarah seems too serious. Unless you were not planning on doing the wacky/funny-happy sort of photo.
by Faux on May 28, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, got the names mixed up.
Sarah should do fine, I think Stephanie looks too serious for wacky stuff, though.
by Faux on May 28, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Notice that Jesus is wearing a Mariners sash.
Nice touch.
by esoteric on May 28, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SPLIT! THROW IT NOW!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ball.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 28, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YEAH
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 28, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BALLGAME!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YEAH! SUCK IT BITCHES!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHA GO AWAY RED SOX NATION!
YOU LOST A SERIES TO THE WORST TEAM IN BASEBALL!
by BrianL on May 28, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES GAME OVER WE WIN THE SERIES
BITE IT CHOWDERHEADS
by Gomez on May 28, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PUTZ WOOOOOOOO!!!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 28, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Take your 1 game lead and love it, bitch.
by esoteric on May 28, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes! It's back!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is so wrong it's right in a circle eighteen times.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 28, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a tie between cello cat and Zephrane Cochrane.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wanna know where that wrestling scene is from.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's a Japanese wrestler
I can’t decipher who.
by Gomez on May 28, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They will.
Back to their houses in the outskirts of Seattle.
by Faux on May 28, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mariners score only 1 run and win?
SYSTEM FAILURE!
by ThundaPC on May 28, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
is 2005 JJ back?
Royals rock
Mariners suck
by mariners11 on May 28, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Burke?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 28, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mantank just gave Burke half the credit for the shutout.
by JI on May 28, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IT'S ALL BURKE'S FAULT!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 28, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for the aweome M's, because holy shit the DBacks are sucking it up lately.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know who hasn't been sucking it up lately?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like that they're hitting waaaaaay over thie heads
and still have a sub .400 win%
by JI on May 28, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not Joe Saunders?
Suck regression hokie.
by Matthew on May 28, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, that WAS the first shutout.
Guess you don’t notice that shit when you’re wallowing in self pity, praying for a simple WIN
I like bacon on tacos. And boobs. But not on tacos.
by Elmstrosity on May 28, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HEY RED SOX NATION!
YES I KNOW THE SIZE IS TOO BIG!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I propose a ban on anime at LL.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I oppose!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol, where can I see the video of this?
by Wilder. on May 28, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit, I think I know those two.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is the dude as big a douche as he seems?
by MrIncognito on May 28, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This looks eerily like my friend Danny and his girlfriend Amber.
Danny’s pretty much the prototypical stupid muscle head, just without the jackassery.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 28, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 hitter tonight
i’m speechless and could only post a 2 hit .gif
by Tony S on May 28, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yessir it is.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why's that?
NHK is a decent show. Socially terrifying, but a decent show.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 29, 2008 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Teams we've been able to beat this year
Red Sox
Rays
by JI on May 28, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ourselves
I like bacon on tacos. And boobs. But not on tacos.
by Elmstrosity on May 28, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm.. this is odd
a winning streak… dont know if im ok with this
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
by wadswerth on May 28, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
thats up there with Fresh Prince of 9/11
by Sylar on May 28, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Prince lost his voice.
And looks more like a girl than ever.
by Faux on May 28, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
McLaren's Post Game Conf
Can…he…even complete…a sentence?
by uwbradley on May 28, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think it's a Q&A
I think he sits down and just rambles until he decides he’s done, and then he walks away.
by Gomez on May 28, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you imagine the amount of squinting that goes on during a round
of Squinty playing golf? Jesus CHRIST!
by lyleleander on May 28, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do i keep replying to the wrong threads?
fuck.
by lyleleander on May 28, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mac in the post game:
“Have an off day tomorrow….whack it around a little bit.”
by BrianL on May 28, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
McLaren just said "Tomorrow's a nice day off.Play some golf. Whack it around a little bit."
I like bacon on tacos. And boobs. But not on tacos.
by Elmstrosity on May 28, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ok
incoming dance party
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 28, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Woo
i may have missed a couple
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 28, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
damn photobucket resize
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 28, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jean Claude Van Damm is such a dork.
Which makes him absolutely hilarious.
by Wilder. on May 28, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love mondegreens
Another good one by Buffalax Saint Sea Hat!< /a >
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 28, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the Bush GIF.
I plan to use it in the near future.
by Fin on May 28, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not even if it has no political reference what so ever?
I just like seeing him dancing.
by Fin on May 28, 2008 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Non-political turns into political lightning fast
I’m not going to let that ball start rolling.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is like putting a campaign sign on my own front lawn
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you imagine the difference in quality?
by JI on May 28, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can imagine the difference in .gif quality
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure what were running for
but it has something to do with superpowers.
by JI on May 28, 2008 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our powers are not as super as one might think
although mods are able to view and post in hidden subthreads.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If this is true, I am really creeped out.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 28, 2008 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that is the Bush impersonator, unfortunately.
by Wilder. on May 28, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's really Bush
It was a video that was in the news like a year ago when he visited Africa.
by Fin on May 28, 2008 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup, it's real, but it was in Washington.
Malaria Awareness Day at the Rose Garden last April.
Apparently malaria is afraid of atrocious dancing.
by Teej on May 29, 2008 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
High Desert is one out from getting shut out
by Gomez on May 28, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can hardly remember what a slow game thread without images looked like
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 10:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking the same thing.
Refreshing the page the page every five seconds must have been annoying. How did we live in those days?
by Wilder. on May 28, 2008 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I cannot decide who makes this .gif more
The fox with the glowstick?
The person in yellow shirt and shorts who’s just walking away?
The person is shorts back left trying to dance by just kicking alternating feet?
The thing with a tail slightly closer on the left doing some sort of wave point?
The person behind the fox who tries to do a Michael spin?
by Matthew on May 28, 2008 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think there's better material from that video to work with too.
by JI on May 28, 2008 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My anime cannot be banned
If we’re going to allow this bullshit. >=(
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 29, 2008 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Furries are an abomination of God!
Anime is just an abomination of man! It’s the lesser of two evils!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 29, 2008 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not only that, it's like a three part video too
by OlSalty on May 29, 2008 5:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the funniest part might be at the very end
Where they have a slow dance
by OlSalty on May 29, 2008 6:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I made one for the slow dance at the end to
But I’m gonna wait to show that one until someone says “That’s the gayest thing I’ve ever seen”
And them I’m gonna be like “O rly?”
by OlSalty on May 29, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
everte is frunk on LL its the ojnllu thoing that e]xplains iot
by Robert on May 28, 2008 11:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We are going to lose so many points in the polls.
by JI on May 28, 2008 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad you think of me when you drink :)
That’s so sweet
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am very glad you thought that.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, what was it like sleeping with Brett.
by JI on May 28, 2008 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He takes up the whole bed >:(
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
POST THE VIDEOS ROBERT
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MY x :(
wads jiudt bust nbeing nice to me1``
by Robert on May 28, 2008 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That makes sense
now you should translate the others
by Fin on May 28, 2008 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Correct.
His struggles with her are hilarious
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need to leave this thread but somebody please keep Robert awake and posting
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 11:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I NEED SA HOODIE
LL is tnhe besrt, BRETT needs more bit cjjes
by Robert on May 28, 2008 11:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude you know what you need?
A jaegerbomb.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree, Robert made me have one in Canada. I approve.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really really poopy poop too.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCK
is a 1 to nothing win??????????????
by Edgar for Mayor on May 28, 2008 11:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How did not one person comment on Jeff's "Open Game Threat" pun?
by seattlebruin on May 29, 2008 10:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I figured he was making fun of JI.
So I left it at that.
by Faux on May 29, 2008 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow it's like JI has been granted mod powers
by seattlebruin on May 29, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A horrific image of things yet to come?
by ningwers on May 29, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The future is so bright I'm going to need shades
by Robert on May 29, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You sure that's not because of the hangover?
by ningwers on May 29, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When our regime comes to power you will fart sunshine.
by JI on May 29, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure how I feel about having a ball of superheated plasma up my ass
by ningwers on May 29, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure how I feel about having subjects that can't grasp the concept of a simple metaphor.
by JI on May 29, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You may want to work on pandering to the electorate
by ningwers on May 29, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JI hates the simple-minded working class folk
2008: Rejection Election
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boy, did he quickly change his tune in the PR disaster election thread
by ningwers on May 30, 2008 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vote Jeff '08
Nothing’s as stable as an iron fist.
by ningwers on May 30, 2008 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs