5/28: Open Game Thread, Part 3
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 8:31 PM PDT
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PrintAs long as they beat the Red Sox I don't care if the Mariners lose every other game for the rest of the year.
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I didn't want JI to feel alone.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Here here
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Sims has West Coast Bias.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm much too ambitious as a cook.
I just made a soup that could serve 12 people.
Over 100
Gameday took a dump.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Rest his soul
I fucking hate you Mariners
So what was it that causes you to typo so badly?
Do I need to get tested?
A guy in the bar bought him a few drinks and slipped him a date rape drug
I fucking hate you Mariners
Speaking of Date Rape
RALLY FRIES GIRL!!
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 28, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
There was an asian joke in there somewhere,
but you missed it.
LOL did Putz just tell Dickey to move out of his seat?
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
i would post it again but I'm not the least bit confident in us winning
Plus I dont want to make it a habit
Somewhere, Doug Mirabelli still sits by that phone.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Here comes Morrow.
Watch him come crashing back to Earth.
this part of the game is like watching scooby doo
same old story ending
the opposing team takes off the mask (which is in the proverbial form of a Mariners lead) and wins the game
by Tony S on May 28, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Let me get this straight.
We go 8 innings with a knuckler, and we don’t draw any walks?
I hate this team.
I'm back, and I'm BADDER THAN EVER WITH FIREFOX 3 RC1, BITCHES.
Hey, this really is a hell of a lot faster. Thank you for the recommendation.
Apparently MLB.TV automatically renews your monthly subscription
I don’t remember reading that anywhere. I had to e-mail them to get my subscription canceled.
You got lucky.
They don’t always respond to the emails.
Buncha sub threads disappear or is that just me?
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
I think it's fair to say that Bedard has a longer track record of success than Andy
And Bedard really only shit the bed in a major way his last time out. Before that he was good to adequate.
If you mean the Rays
than no. We need Lofton more.
You know with that evil White Snike hanging around.
Because the baseball fans of Japan are racist!!!
If you white, you ain’t right!!
OBP is a great stat, but it is quite hypocritical to single-out one stat.
Fukudome is average in every other category. I suspect his defense is above-average, however.
At first I thought this was a reference to my reluctance
to but into it being worth 3x SLG%
by JI on May 28, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Miguel Cairo in.... bunt over
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
Why would you ever bunt with Cairo playing 1B?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
He is settling down
I fucking hate you Mariners
It probably should be more subdued.
Actually, wait, that would mean you gain a half-game on the Sox, right? Go to town, son.
Swinging strike on not a fastball?
Morrow improvement is nice.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
so why is Richie on the bench again?
Not saying much but he’s better then Cairo
Royals rock
Mariners suck
SWING AND A MISS!
TRIPLE DIGITS!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Well that settles it.
Morrow is never going to leave the bullpen.
At least we have our new closer of the future
I fucking hate you Mariners
Legit 100mph pitch?
Gameday took a dump again… way behind
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
Wahoo..round up!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Does Gameday round up?
Shows 100mph.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Morrow 2008=JJ 2006
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
I mean in excitement level.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Morrow won't be doing that in the rotation
But yeah.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
When I read the thing on Baker's blog
My first thought was that the team is looking to trade JJ.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 28, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Very close
just eliminate the period.
And you can’t do it because you’re not watching MLB.tv
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
The best part about the 99mph/100mph fastball to K Pedroia
that location was sexy.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Pedroia could not have done ANYTHING with that
100mph on the outside corner..probably off the plate. I was very impressed with that.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Thing is, after that Morrow performance, do I really want to see JJ in the 9th?
I’m afraid the answer is no.
Excuse me
You mean, “Starting minority catcher.”
2008 MARINERS – SEGREGATED BATTERIES
by Jordan of Boise on May 28, 2008 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Manny being Manny being Raul
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
A miserable pile of fail.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Part of Safeco.
Nice views of downtown and the Puget Sound.
(Assuming you’re being genuine and this is not a joke I am not privy to.)
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 28, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Ichiro had better be going.
Always run on the knuckler.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
ICHIRO!!!
pass ball please now tek.
k, thx.
Holy crap, please don't smile again Cairo.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Putz in, Sylar on hold.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
Hey this is Derek Jeter.
Hey, this is the worst player in baseball.
did the pitch before the groundout
hit the umpire stopping it from going to the backstop? thats what it kinda looked like out here in north carolina…
This is either going to be really awesome, or really really horrible.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
I'm really not confident
I fucking hate you Mariners
I wish I could share my nerves of steel with y'all.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
FUCK U CAMERA MAN
I fucking hate you Mariners
Oh good lord.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
what happen?
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on May 28, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
UP YOURS FSN CAMERAS!!!
that scared the shit out of me!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
I don't want him to do it though
It’s just my last chance to “call it”
Red Sox fan yelling, Mariner fan sitting there doing nothing.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
too busy wondering
if traffic will be bad on the way home
OMG NO POLITICS
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Crap crap crap
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Lowell doesn't scare me.
/crossing fingers anyway.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
Really glad Reed isn't playing RF or anything
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Really glad Reed wasn't starting in LF today
instead of Vidro.
But we make them bunt.
I fucking hate you Mariners
And he's lost the zone.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
ONE MORE!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
it's okay everyone
the scoreboard is now telling our fans to make noise
STRIKE HIS ASS OUT!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
"dangerous Sean Casey" - Niehaus
really?
Also, PUT REED IN YOU MAYOR OF JACKASSERY
THROW STRIKES ASSCLOWN!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Come on can we get one more out?
I want these RSN douchebags to shut up.
JJ's not finishing his motion...
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
I want Strasburg! CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
I fucking hate you Mariners
FUCKING DAMNIT! THROW STRIKES YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS PRICK! FUCK!@
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Is this your daughter or something? what the crap?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Holy christ on a cracker.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
It was indeed a compliment.
LL has gotten really pervy lately, but this I approve of.
Then again, I got a thing for red heads, so yeah.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
It's artistic, though.
Unlike that thing down yonder.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 28, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I plan on doing the M's jersey with both Sarah and Staphanie
But working with models can be a tricky thing. We all do the photography as a hobby to it takes time to work our schedules out.
But thanks for the requests
From the look of the photos
I think Noreen would do the best at the whole spectrum. Sarah seems too serious. Unless you were not planning on doing the wacky/funny-happy sort of photo.
Sorry, got the names mixed up.
Sarah should do fine, I think Stephanie looks too serious for wacky stuff, though.
SPLIT! THROW IT NOW!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
BALLGAME!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEAH! SUCK IT BITCHES!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
HAHAHAHA GO AWAY RED SOX NATION!
YOU LOST A SERIES TO THE WORST TEAM IN BASEBALL!
Yes! It's back!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
It's a tie between cello cat and Zephrane Cochrane.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
I wanna know where that wrestling scene is from.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
They will.
Back to their houses in the outskirts of Seattle.
Thanks for the aweome M's, because holy shit the DBacks are sucking it up lately.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
You know who hasn't been sucking it up lately?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I like that they're hitting waaaaaay over thie heads
and still have a sub .400 win%
by JI on May 28, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn, that WAS the first shutout.
Guess you don’t notice that shit when you’re wallowing in self pity, praying for a simple WIN
I like bacon on tacos. And boobs. But not on tacos.
HEY RED SOX NATION!
YES I KNOW THE SIZE IS TOO BIG!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
I propose a ban on anime at LL.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
I oppose!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit, I think I know those two.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
This looks eerily like my friend Danny and his girlfriend Amber.
Danny’s pretty much the prototypical stupid muscle head, just without the jackassery.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Yessir it is.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Why's that?
NHK is a decent show. Socially terrifying, but a decent show.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 29, 2008 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
hmm.. this is odd
a winning streak… dont know if im ok with this
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Prince lost his voice.
And looks more like a girl than ever.
I don't think it's a Q&A
I think he sits down and just rambles until he decides he’s done, and then he walks away.
Can you imagine the amount of squinting that goes on during a round
of Squinty playing golf? Jesus CHRIST!
Mac in the post game:
“Have an off day tomorrow….whack it around a little bit.”
McLaren just said "Tomorrow's a nice day off.Play some golf. Whack it around a little bit."
I like bacon on tacos. And boobs. But not on tacos.
damn photobucket resize
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 28, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Non-political turns into political lightning fast
I’m not going to let that ball start rolling.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
This is like putting a campaign sign on my own front lawn
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I can imagine the difference in .gif quality
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Our powers are not as super as one might think
although mods are able to view and post in hidden subthreads.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup, it's real, but it was in Washington.
Malaria Awareness Day at the Rose Garden last April.
Apparently malaria is afraid of atrocious dancing.
I was thinking the same thing.
Refreshing the page the page every five seconds must have been annoying. How did we live in those days?
I cannot decide who makes this .gif more
The fox with the glowstick?
The person in yellow shirt and shorts who’s just walking away?
The person is shorts back left trying to dance by just kicking alternating feet?
The thing with a tail slightly closer on the left doing some sort of wave point?
The person behind the fox who tries to do a Michael spin?
My anime cannot be banned
If we’re going to allow this bullshit. >=(
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 29, 2008 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Furries are an abomination of God!
Anime is just an abomination of man! It’s the lesser of two evils!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 29, 2008 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I think the funniest part might be at the very end
Where they have a slow dance
I made one for the slow dance at the end to
But I’m gonna wait to show that one until someone says “That’s the gayest thing I’ve ever seen”
And them I’m gonna be like “O rly?”
I'm glad you think of me when you drink :)
That’s so sweet
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I am very glad you thought that.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
He takes up the whole bed >:(
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
POST THE VIDEOS ROBERT
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Correct.
His struggles with her are hilarious
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude you know what you need?
A jaegerbomb.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree, Robert made me have one in Canada. I approve.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Really really poopy poop too.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK
is a 1 to nothing win??????????????
by Edgar for Mayor on May 28, 2008 11:32 PM PDT reply actions
I figured he was making fun of JI.
So I left it at that.
Wow it's like JI has been granted mod powers
by seattlebruin on May 29, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
When our regime comes to power you will fart sunshine.
by JI on May 29, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure how I feel about having subjects that can't grasp the concept of a simple metaphor.
by JI on May 29, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
JI hates the simple-minded working class folk
2008: Rejection Election
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
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