5/28: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 7:38 PM PDT
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And the last thing we saw from the old thread
Is the fucking furry gif.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
Well
I asked for that, didn’t I?
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't Yiff!
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
He posted it!
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome, I still have the link to Patrick's myspace.
Always good for a laugh.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
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That damn armadillo.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 28, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Ted Dibiase approves.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
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One of my all time favorites...
And among the greatest heels ever.
Speaking of which, his son, Ted Dibiase Junior just debuted the other night.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
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No kidding?
They tried to create a new “Million Dollar Man” type character with that Middle Eastern dude they had, but it never got nearly the heat that Ted Debiase used to get.
That guy was amazing.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
He came out the other night and talked shit to Dusty Rhodes son. Hasn't wrestled yet though.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
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Jesus
Dustin Runnels. Y’know, when your only successful persona is a pseudo-homoerotic filmmaker wannabe turned pro-wrestler… Well you just suck.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Buuuuhhh, Goldust.
But no, not him, it was his other boy, Cody Rhodes.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
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Didn't know he had another kid
I’ve not paid attention to wrestling for some time.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I still watch Raw almost every week, but thats it.
I used to be a hardcore fan.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
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Same here. Wherever Jericho and Jeff are, im watching.
Thought I never bought any merchandise. Im 21 and have been watching wrestling my entire life.
Btw, The Million Dollar Man came to my high school once. And I went to a really small school.
Hardy is an idiot. He's probably be champion by now if he didn't get caught with the weed.
HHH was pushing him pretty hard in the company at the beginning of the year.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
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No kidding.
Imagine how ticked him and HBK were after putting him over—-something both hate doing.
i stopped around 2004
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by PhilKenSebben on May 28, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Goldust was an amazing gimmick.
Until he got Tourette’s.
I missed it.
Saw it in the results afterwards. Good luck living up to his father.
I grew up loving Dibease. And as a kid, I hated the heels. He was one of two exceptions. The other being Razor Ramon, my favorite wrestler of all time. (though I loved to hate HBK back in those days).
Always loved Jake Roberts.
That guy did ring psychology better then anybody.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Be glad you didnt see his late 90s PPV appearance for some obscure company.
He was drunk, cut a promo about blackjack. Then came out and grabbed a female fan’s hands and rubbed them on his boobs and squeezing them making weird kissy lips. Finally, he put the snake between his legs and pretend he was jerking it off in the ring.
Probably coked out of his mind.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
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I'm very well aware of Jake Robert's personal demons
Doesn’t mean he wasn’t one of the greatest in his prime.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh im not disagreeing with you. I was a fan, but only when he was a face. In hindsight, I like him heel more.
I just found that whole thing interesting.
Wrestlecrap is a great site.
Hey, Money!
Mr. J, Mr. J, Mr. J! Everyone loves Money.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
Everybodies got a price, everybodies gotta pay.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
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What does that have to do with the Comcast commercial?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
Where was that, Blue?
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
Still not getting people to miss the curveball
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
So he's the opposite of Barry Zito?
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 28, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not hard to be the opposite of
Barry Zito.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
I was referring to the fact that Zito can't get anybody to miss his fastball.
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 28, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Baseball
Spectator’s sport.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
Once again, Bedard will only win this game -1 to 0.
by eponymous_coward on May 28, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
We're gonna win?
I thought Miss Cleo was in prison…
Oh my God...
Yuni Betancourt: Professional Errorator
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
Is it just me...
...or does he boot like three balls a game this year?
Don't act smug, Ellsbury
You were dead to rights.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
Entirely the throw
Yuni didn’t have a chance on that.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Got a whole lot of glove on it...
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Ship him, along with all of his family,
back to Cuba!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
Tell you what, if you stop posting, I'll stop posting.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
Add Pedroia to the list of guys i hate
next to Terrance Long and Paul O’Neil
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personal list
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by PhilKenSebben on May 28, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Terrance Long?
hahaha thats kinda random. he wasnt even good
by Karma Police on May 28, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
but he was damn ugly
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by PhilKenSebben on May 28, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
O Neil is my 2nd favorite Yankee of all time.
Behind Don Mattingly and his sweet stache.
I don't know
was the ball coated with tears?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
and HGH
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by PhilKenSebben on May 28, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh, "juice" and HGH are basically the same thing.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
Well not exactly.
But they’re both considered “performance enchancing drugs”. And both are banned in the MLB.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
For personal reasons I'm hoping it goes at least six
Crosby’s beard makes me feel all man-like.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Only as long as he's cheap.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It occurred to me last night that doing this is actually quite racist
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
And I get in trouble for saying ship Yuni and his
family back to Cuba?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
NO
JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BE SMARTER
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A BIG SPEECH DENOUNCING THIS SoRT OF HUMOR
ONLY TO ATTEMPT IT A FEW DAYS LATER???
by JI on May 28, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU SAID SHIP YUNI BACK
THEN YUNI HIT A HOMER
THEN I SAID “NOW WHAT” BECAUSE YUNI HIT A HOMER AND HOMERS ARE GOOD
HOW ARE YOU NOT GETTING THIS
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you meant "Now why are you saying this".
I don’t always look at the time when each comment was posted.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
Wait
why doesnt the home team just always try and get home runs? cause theyre trying to help the team win
show me where in the rule book it says that you cant hit a homer in every at bat.
by Karma Police on May 28, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE
THIS IS A BIG PART OF WHY YOU BUG PEOPLE
by JI on May 28, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
And you're not one?
You make fun of others for bad grammar and spelling use.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
It's not irony
It’s sarcasm.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Shut the fuck up, Blowers.
Put him in his place, Sims.
Why is ESPN televising Manny's 500 HR attempt.
It’s not like this is a historic moment. No records are being broken.
about morrow
so is his argument valid though, that you need a variety of pitches to be a starter, and morrow does not have “the variety” (tm)?
And fans around the league catch them as they are deposited as homeruns.
Baseball needs more fan-friendly pitchers.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Serious answer:
This season is over.
It’s time to see if we can salvage that draft pick.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm starting to think
the only way we can move on is to fire the field manager, since at this point he’s actively holding us up.
If you start in college - and get drafted in the first round
8th inning guy makes perfect sense to me.
That's the whitest Beltre bobblehead I have ever seen.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
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ok I laughed
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on May 28, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
How is that ironic?
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Bedard applauded
He’s so eloquenhay is is Vitor artinez
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Who invented the fastball? I'm curious
I fucking hate you Mariners
I don't know how this came up but analytical chemist
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
sounds vaugely awesome
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by PhilKenSebben on May 28, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't get it.
Apple Jacks don’t taste like apples…
I thought you said sex change at first.
I fucking hate you Mariners
After the Yuni error...
I, Lelouch vi Brittania command you… STOP SUCKING AND WIN THIS GAME!
YES, MY LORD!
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
I used to watch anime years back.
Actually, that’s wrong, there’s still one series I still watch each week, when the dubbed episodes come online, but anime and baseball DO NOT MIX.
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I have a guess...
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope.
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Well now I'm curious.
Naruto?
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep.
But the Japanese version. The original, not bastardised version.
I liked shows with awesome character development. And that show has it. But I refuse to watch the American Version because the voices blow and they’ve turned it into a kids show.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
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I can only watch subtitled Japanese-language releases.
US voice actors are so incredibly bad at everything.
I could point out a whole mess of stuff that do better character development then Naruto
I mean, seriously… a shounen anime?
No shounen anime, ever, anywhere, was the picture of good TV.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been told that by a few people I know that are into the shit.
But I’m not that interested in branching out. Anime in general is not really my thing.
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I understand.
But there really is a lot of good stuff out there. If you like, I could recommend to you only the good stuff that wouldn’t have anything in it that would be at all unobjectable.
Seirei no Moribito comes to mind immediatley.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Here you go. Best of both worlds
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on May 28, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't decide what it is worse. This or that Smurffette centerfold.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
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You aint seen shit yet...
I have a folder full of stuff that I’d be more then willing to…
...
...not share with this particular blog…
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Some things are better not said.
Like that.
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Hell no
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by PhilKenSebben on May 28, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Greetings everyone. Just woke up after a much deserved nap
Stayed up all night last night after the M’s win studying Antitrust. Failed said exam this morning. Let’s go M’s.
Is Robert going back to his old username?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
Cycling through the new posts are we?
Or did you fall asleep?
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I've always been afraid of this happening to me.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 28, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
What does Bedard keep in his mouth?
Is that a retainer?
Sorry, it’s been bothering me.
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Needs more pink ranger.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
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As long as the Pink Ranger isn't late.
Because if she is, I’m dropping that bitch like a stone.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
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by Goose on May 28, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was the Red Ranger for halloween
But only because my parents were to cheap to get the green costume
Okay they really need to stop playing that commercial
I think they play it ever break
Fuck Singles Wlad
I fucking hate you Mariners
I'll take that for sure.
Just to be able to say I saw it happen. Triple plays are awesome regardless of what side you’re on. In fact, given the M’s legendary suck this season, it would be delightfully fitting.
I would just like to point out that my comment got four responses and all of them suggested that the user wouldn't mind being raped by Wladimir Balentien
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm groggy and delirious from sleep deprivation
No court of law would find me responsible for my words at this point.
Yeah, well in even more alarming news: I'm 4 days away from graduating from law school
That’s right: someone with my crazy mind will be a lawyer soon.
Yeah, I actually couldn't make it through the entire article.
That’s beyond horrifying.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 28, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Jack McCoy?
Oh no, you said crazy, not awesome.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
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Juliette from Lost noooooooo!
live in Bainbridge? wrong hat!
fucking red sox nation. i officially hate them more than the Yankees.
I hate the Yankees franchise
I hate Boston fans. I at least have a certain level of respect for Yankee fans.
They don't invade ballparks.
They actually go to their home stadium.
It's one thing to go to other stadiums that are in close proximity
It’s another to go to Seattle to do that.
To be fair
A lot of people from New York do retire in Tampa. Plus Tampa is where New York’s spring training facility has been for quite a while, so you can’t blame them for being yankees fans, possibly even before the Rays existed.
They have a hometown team now.
And fuck old people.
I guess that is true
Even though I did see quite a few yankees fans when I saw them play last season.
My idea:
1. Turn Safeco into a total dictatorship/police state for 1 day (vs. red sox)
2. Round up all SAWX fans
3. If they don’t live in New England or have lived there for more than 50% of their life, ban them forever
4. and steal their wallets. haha fuck you
by Karma Police on May 28, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a friend who got punched in the face at Yankee Stadium.
He was wearing A’s gear. Guy just straight sucker punched him. Broke his glasses. The ushers allowed my friend to move to different seats, but nothing else happened. I can’t imagine that going down at Fenway.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 28, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
Red Sox fans seem obnoxious to me, but they’re usually harmless. I’ve had Yankees fans actually threaten me with violence at Safeco.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 28, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Or Pedro.
So that would make Dustin… part Mexican?
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know which new .GIF I like more, this one or the "HAY GUYS, WHAT'S GOIN' ON IN THIS THREAD?" one
All the others need to be stowed…that shit’s choking up the pages mighty fast.
Are you on Firefox 3 RC1?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
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No...is it that much of an improvement over the old FF?
I used to use FF, but I’ve reverted to IE since I got my new laptop….FF eats up a shitton of system resources.
The speed improvement is phenomal.
This threads are unreadable without it.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
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adult swim related
www.adultswimcentral.com/swimcast
it’s just a fun thing to do.
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by PhilKenSebben on May 28, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
U.S. citizenship?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Also insufficiently l33t
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That took me a while…
I like this one
“For a knuckleballer, a pitch count of 150 is not a problem. Unless it’s the first inning.” -Dave Clark
Why is Pepe batting?
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
Anagram for Miguel Cairo:
I a rice mogul!
lol crazians
drunk
by Karma Police on May 28, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Somewhere, Doug Mirabelli sits by a phone.
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damn i wanted Cairo to get tossed
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by PhilKenSebben on May 28, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Safe.
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shit was SO cash
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by PhilKenSebben on May 28, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he says it rather clearly, now that I listen to it
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I just rewatched that three times to see
damn you Sullivan
by JI on May 28, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
So who is this Jobber Chamberlin guy?
They say they’re trying to get him to start in New York or something.
Brooklyn Brawler?
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by PhilKenSebben on May 28, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a good thing the Dodgers are sucking it up right now, or I'd be in a really bad mood.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
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Well with our defense it's not surprising.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
I saw...but for sake of 'wtf blowers' I'm saying it was hit to the left side of the infield
I fucking hate you Mariners
Damnit...nevermind my comment.
I fucking hate you Mariners
It was hit in Yuni's direction
I fucking hate you Mariners
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