Mariners watering hole
by thejew4u on May 28, 2008 1:38 PM PDT
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PrintApparently Joker Pub in Issaquah is a great place to go if you're interested in meeting some Mariners. A girlfriend of mine lives out that way and was drunkenly hitting on Lowe and Morrow in the bullpen on Monday's game. After the loss she ended up at Joker around midnight, where there were 5 Mariners sitting around having a beer. Norm Charlton recognized her as "that hot girl from the game" and proceeded to hit on her.
Turns out he, Lowe, Morrow, and a couple other guys my friend wasn't able to remember as well all live out that way and frequent the Joker, which is pretty much the only bar that side of I-90 in the 'Quah. Anyway, I think I might need to start having a few beers there after Mariners games now. Preferably while the GTE is still fired up... They should not be allowed to enjoy beer after losing. It is reserved for those of us objective observers who do a lot of booing.
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So if you wanna hook up with Brandon Morrow, now's the time to do it!
by seattlebruin on May 28, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe you and Brandon and Jeff and Ryan can double date someday
by seattlebruin on May 28, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Not until that slut learns another secondary pitch.
Referring of course to Jeff.
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"Not until that slut learns another secondary pitch."
You gonna take that, Jeff? You gonna take him dissing your breaking ball like that?
I want him to learn a knuckler
Like my man Dickey
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Well it's good that your man has a Dickey
I’d be worried otherwise
by seattlebruin on May 28, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm
Can I have polygamy without having to move to Texas? No number of wives would stop me from wanting to kill myself if I lived there. Unless it was Austin, but that town has no more business being in Texas than Miguel Cairo does on our roster.
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Can we trade Spokane for Austin?
I’d even consider giving up Tacoma if they threw in Lillibridge.
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Highest adult-store-per-capita ratio in the US doesn't lie
But fwiw I actually kind of like Spokane from the few times I’ve been there.
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Never!
Go Cougs!! ;-)
How about Western?
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That sounds like a good 3-1 deal
U of T is a proven vet. Eastern, Central, and Evergreen are still “prospects”.
Yeah, Evergreen would go over great in Texas.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 28, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
See, it would fit in perfect here!
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I love how I somehow got LL started on Brett-baiting
First Rhodes. Then Brett. Brent Lillbridge is next.
JI baiting is still legal
Jeff has nearly mastered it.
by JI on May 28, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I really hope someone makes the SN "mastur" someday
and that we have a reason to taunt them mercilessly
by seattlebruin on May 28, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Comment from a Cubs fan this week,
“Why don’t we find McGwire and put him at first? Then we could have two washed up douche bag Cardinals on our team.”
Yes.
His prison daddy is asking for five cartons of smokes and some variety of bucket brewed hooch to be named later.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 29, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Are their non-portable Walkmans?
I thought the whole idea of a “walk”man was the portability?
I like midgets more than I should.
He seems to get around quite a bit
Used to frequent the Starbucks I worked at in Overlake several years ago. Know a few other people who see him regularly out and about too, never in the same town.
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I used to live in Issaquah
I have many buddies I went to high school with that are over there. Unfortunately I am only 19 so I can’t go there for drinking, but one time I did go to Quizno’s and talked to a girl that was apparently a huge fan of the Mariners. She told me a story how she got all excited because she saw WFB in the parking lot by the Quizno’s in Issaquah. I told her it was just WFB, but she insisted it was a big deal. I think I also cut off Beltre on the way to work one time. He was driving in a brand new white BMW.
A friend of mine dated Jeff Heaverlo for awhile..
Unfortunately I never met him so I couldn’t call him out if he wasn’t really.. But MAN! Remember that slider he supposedly had? Wooooo ex-top prospects
by seattlesundevil on May 28, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
I hear Britney Spears
Is dating Ryan Anderson. Something about wanting to move on to someone more successful than K-Fed.
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True
And if things don’t work out, she can always move on to Ryan Leaf. I hear he’s assistant manager at a Denny’s when not coaching NCAA Division 2 golf.
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d'oh
Forgot that I can’t use the lcaret symbol. I love that show…
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This thread is 95% off topic
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
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