A WIN!
DANCE!!

In other news, Cha Seunk Baek has been traded to... who else? The Padres! We get this guy in return.
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Line drive left field, cora scores, griffey is commmming around, the throw is not in time. THE MARINERS WIN IT!!! THE MARINERS WIN IT!!
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Ahem
Swung on and lined down the left field line for a base hit! Here comes Joey! Here comes Junior to third, they’re going to wave him in! And the throw to the plate will beeeee….late! The Mariners are going to play for the American League Championship! I don’t believe it! My oh my it just continues!
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
*here is Junior to third
Damn it I can’t even show people up properly
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was
“The Mariners are going to fight for the American League Championship”...
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 2:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah baby.
Morrow is the highlight of the game I would have to think.
by Edgar for Mayor on May 27, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
Felix with the Jersey Pull on Loafie in the post-win fray
Must be pissed that nobody helped him win last night
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
The walk-off mob is a real study
Venezulan players = Ecstatic
Other Latin American players = visibly happy
White players = whatever
CHEMISTRY THANK FUCKING GOD ADAM JONES ISN’T HERE TO DICK UP OUR CHEMISTRY
by Jordan of Boise on May 27, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
By the way, where the fuck DOES that "Fiddle Cat" image COME FROM?
Is that some sort of Ur-Mickey Mouse convulsing on the ground with him? Some ‘50s Disney shit?






Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
Rec'd for Kane!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
I thought that was who it was
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on May 27, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
holy shit
my first Rec!
thanks!
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
oh shit
i thought i pasted a different one
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Delete please
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It perfectly summarizes everything LL is about.
Black humor, stupid/silly gifs, sarcastic celebration, unremitting hatred of New York.
No no. You did well.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
If it was anybody other than the Fresh Prince
then there might be more of a problem.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on May 27, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, the game can't be over ...
... we’re ahead!
by The Ghost of Spike Owen on May 27, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions
It was real
and it was spectacular! Best diary ever written. I’m so upset the dude deleted it.
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
Your typing is improved.
Clearly you ARE drinking.
by eponymous_coward on May 27, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I know I'm supposed to be rooting for Strasburg
ad the season is de facto over, but still, fuck the Red Sox.
by eponymous_coward on May 27, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, go back to your fancy cars
and your big bank accounts, and your celebrity friends, and your beautiful women, and Victoria Silvestedt, Playmate of the Year… FUCK!
by eponymous_coward on May 27, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
i didnt see it.. so i dont belive it
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
i should make a .gif of that commercial
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes you should.
That would be amazing.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 27, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Damnit Brad.
I want to talk about the Yankees being in last place.
I think Yuni would actually explode if he were on a team that won a pennant.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
DIAF Cena.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
I remember the ECW show in 2006 where he jobbed the title
I wish he always got the reaction he got in the ballroom that night.
That was awesome.
I thought for a while there that the fans really were going to riot and tear Cena to pieces.
It would of been awesome.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Too bad RVD left not long after that
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Too bad RVD left not long got fired after that
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
heard he was burnt out. and he was welcome back.
hmm
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
He was burnt alright.
Burnt out of his mind.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
why am i not surprised.
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
"ECW"
poor pathetic shell of itself
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by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Now it's Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
WORD LIFE
ect..
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by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh christ
Need to get a still of the last frame of Yuni running out to get Loafie where he does the double point!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 27, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
One of David Well's fat rolls fell off and grew into a RHP with limited movement on his curve
They named it Jared Wells and sent it into the world as a man
by Jordan of Boise on May 27, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
The bitch that birthed Kevin Jarvis is in heat again.
by Paytheline on May 27, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Baek had uses
Based on stats alone Wells belongs somewhere between double and triple A and he’s 26.
Per Rotoworld:
“Yuniesky Betancourt threw a tantrum in the dugout Tuesday after being replaced for a pinch-hitter in the ninth inning against the Red Sox.
It was pretty surprising to see Betancourt replaced with one out and the winning run on second, considering he’s as good at hitting singles as anyone on the team besides Ichiro Suzuki. Manager John McLaren, though, opted to go left-handed Jeremy Reed against Mike Timlin. Reed grounded out, advancing the runner, and the Mariners won later in the inning. The Mariners might decide to bench Betancourt on Wednesday for his actions. “
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 27, 2008 10:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Cunab.
I can’t stop laughing at that.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Damnit, now I'm hungry.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
I had two of their sandwiches last weekend.
I should have bought more to bring home like I usually do.
My dad used to do that
He’d get like 10 or 12 and we’d all have some and save more for later. They were good.
Best. Typo. Ever.
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on May 27, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
What sauce would Rotoworld have so soon after the game?
Why do I get the sense they just made that up?
Confirmed on post-game
Yuni was unhappy and threw his bat.
Well he got over it pretty quick
when Loafie hit that single.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 27, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Where is the Baek
information coming from?
by Edgar for Mayor on May 27, 2008 10:52 PM PDT reply actions
Ah, good
So I wasn’t the only guy who saw that similarity.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
It's not just looks either
I think both are internally destroy the team/company. If you look at it from their point of view, they are only doing what they think is best for the team/company. In Obadiah Stane’s case, he thinks it will be in the best interests to kill Stark so he can run the company and continue to sell weapons. Bill thinks it will be the team’s best interests by continuing to run the team by employing overpaid crappy veterans. Both are set in their ways and deny the idea of change.
Hopefully that good will prevail in the Mariners FO too. But there is no Tony Stark parallel IRO though. :(
Maybe not
But Ichiro CAN fly and shoot laser beams.
by Jordan of Boise on May 27, 2008 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe Ichiro
he is the youthful representative on Japanese ownership (similar to Tony Stark to his business) and with his psychic powers and SP lager restore order before the team blows up.
Dude

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
The funniest thing about You, Jeff and Graham joking about this?
Is that technically I am the only person here to receive a regular paycheck from a ballclub.
technically nothing
I pull four figures a month from the Astros in hush-hush abortion coverup—OH SHIT
by Jordan of Boise on May 27, 2008 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Did it involve...
a Coath-- I’ve said too much.
by lyleleander on May 27, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
This is true,
we’re holding out for something slightly more glamorous though.
I was about to say.
Padres win too.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/milb-mariners/
Damnit
Imagine how clutch a Felix for Khalil Greene trade would be right now.
by lyleleander on May 27, 2008 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear God what is this!?
Some sort of horrible furry convention!?
THIS CANNOT BE UNSEEN!
I'm about to use the Lookout Landing Forbidden Word
And you can grill me for it later, but unless you say the whole line, it’s not a meme:
YIFF IN HELL FURFAG!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 2:48 AM PDT up reply actions
YES YES YES
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 28, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
It's the armadillo. I lose it everytime.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 28, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Run for cover!
“My back hurt,” Lopez said, smiling. “I wanted to run into center field, because I knew my teammates were trying to kill me.”
I thought he said his butt hurt
Butt is so much funnier, but it’d be wrong because on the replay nobody touched his butt.
...on camera anyway.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 2:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Feast your eyes upon my favorite new possesion: Manny Ramirez's 499th career Home Run

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Whoa that's much bigger than I meant it to be. Sorry, my bad.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
SMALLER
jk, but I hope someone could make a GIF of Brett catching the ball. There is a clip of him catching the ball on MLB.com. Can’t miss the Rays cap.
Oh you can bet I'm wearing that again tomorrow
I also brought a sign that said “Red Sox Nation is a Bandwagon” on one side and “Tampa Bay Leads the East NOT BOSTON” on the other. Good times
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Yay! Where were you sitting?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Section 112 - row 12
http://www.flickr.com/photos/seishi/2529930735/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/seishi/2529929189/
I got the full rez images if you want them.
That is awesome, I would love them if you could get them to me.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Congrats on the catch
What did Manny offer you for it in exchange?
The Red Sox representative asked what I wanted.
I said I needed time to think about it. I decided I wanted tonight’s jersey autographed by Manny, or the bat he hit it with autographed by him, or a picture with him that he would sign. They said no. I walked away. Youkilis came out to negotiate, and I told him my demands and he said “Sorry Man, he said he doesn’t care enough about 499.” I thanked him for talking to me personally (And he’s way smaller than you’d think he is, very short) and his beard is really more gnarly than you’d think it would be. But while he tried hard to get me to give it up for next to nothing (they offered me an Ortiz ball at most) he seemed cool with letting me keep it. So I kept it.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
You should've asked to smoke a bowl with Manny.
No way he turns that down.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 28, 2008 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
That would've been the best high any human could ever have.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I bet he'd drop the lighter and just point.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 28, 2008 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
that is the funniest thing anyone has ever said on the internet
Northeastern University Huskies: Mediocre hockey, guaranteed.
by Carl Johnson on May 28, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I am extremely pleased that a LL'er - and not one of those Fenway West douchebags - ended up with No. 499
Amen, homeboy
Brett, I hope you get something for it. Fuck Manny and the Sox… As much as I hate to see us win (go Strausberg!), I hate the Chowdahheads even more.
Free Stephen Awesome Strasburg!
Or Strasberg
I’ve been drinking for 7 hours, forgive an intermittent “u” when extraneous. The M’s won!!!
Free Stephen Awesome Strasburg!
Or Strasburg
See above for excuse.
Free Stephen Awesome Strasburg!
That's pretty fucking lame of him
I know 499 doesn’t mean a lot, but he wouldn’t take a picture with you and autograph it or autograph his jersey? Those things are completely free to him and would cost him like 5 minutes of his time. What an ass. I know it doesn’t mean a lot to him, but still, give a fan something that costs you nothing.
by Smegmalicious on May 28, 2008 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow
That’s a pretty shitty offer, he wouldn’t even take the time to take a picture with you?
Oh well, hopefully you can get a few bucks for it or something.
I am sure Brett could find a Boston fan somewhere
That’d pay a lot of money for that ball. Try calling Ben Afflack or something.
I dunno man
Even if I didn’t get a damn thing, that’d still be special to me. I’ve been to quite a few baseball games and never so much as had a foul ball go in my vicinity. Catching a milestone home run is a pretty awesome memory.
And yet, what mixed emotions it would bring. A home run by the enemy, that tied up the game and looked as though it was the first step towards another Mariner loss. If the Mariners didn’t win this ballgame, I might have to destroy that baseball.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 2:58 AM PDT up reply actions
For all the fellas out there with Red Sox to piss off
It’s easy to do, just follow these steps:
1) Take a dook on the ball
2) Take a pic of the dook
3) Put the pic on the web
That’s the way you do it, go fuck the Red Sox!
by Jordan of Boise on May 28, 2008 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions
That's pretty fucking awesome.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 28, 2008 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Nice catch Brett!
Did you hear the Red Sox fan in front of you whining about you getting the ball? He felt you did not deserve it because you were mean. Poor Sox fans.
Congrats man - I just want to catch a foul ball, much less Manny's 499th career HR
you feeling better about missing the Ichiro HR now? :)
by seattlebruin on May 28, 2008 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions
You're god damn right I am
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions
awesome game
followed it online at work. Fuck Boston! you could tell by the players reaction that they needed a win like that.
FREE JEREMY REED!!
Mariners need to win every series for the rest of the season to make the playoffs
or sustain a .667 winning pct from here on out.
yes, I realize they aren't going to the playoffs
I meant mentally they needed a win like that
FREE JEREMY REED!!
Charges that they sucked and I didn't like them
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you going to name names?
So we know who not to expect an encore from?
And you’ll let us know if we’re on the hot seat… right?
by seattlebruin on May 28, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
No and no
although I’m grandfathering the regulars.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
We need a check jpeg!
Pay to the order of: LL regulars
In the amount: Asshattery
Signed: Jeff
by seattlebruin on May 28, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Within reason...TOS and all
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
By the way, what would I owe you for a .JI of me snagging Manny's HR?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
They showed a replay of it late in the game that if you slowed it down, might show him catching it.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
I'm pretty sure you're House % has gotten you a grandfathering in as well
by seattlebruin on May 28, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I recommend this .gif heartily.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 28, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
How many "regulars" are we up to now?
It’s gotta be alot.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

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