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A WIN!

DANCE!!

In other news, Cha Seunk Baek has been traded to... who else? The Padres! We get this guy in return.

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Mariners Win!

by Sylar on May 27, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Line drive left field, cora scores, griffey is commmming around, the throw is not in time. THE MARINERS WIN IT!!! THE MARINERS WIN IT!!

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on May 27, 2008 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahem

Swung on and lined down the left field line for a base hit! Here comes Joey! Here comes Junior to third, they’re going to wave him in! And the throw to the plate will beeeee….late! The Mariners are going to play for the American League Championship! I don’t believe it! My oh my it just continues!

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

*here is Junior to third

Damn it I can’t even show people up properly

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was

“The Mariners are going to fight for the American League Championship”...

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 2:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah baby.

Morrow is the highlight of the game I would have to think.

by Edgar for Mayor on May 27, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix with the Jersey Pull on Loafie in the post-win fray

Must be pissed that nobody helped him win last night

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on May 27, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

The walk-off mob is a real study

Venezulan players = Ecstatic
Other Latin American players = visibly happy
White players = whatever

CHEMISTRY THANK FUCKING GOD ADAM JONES ISN’T HERE TO DICK UP OUR CHEMISTRY

by Jordan of Boise on May 27, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  






Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions   8 recs

holy shit

my first Rec!

thanks!

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf

@ two towers one

by Sylar on May 27, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

oh shit

i thought i pasted a different one

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Delete please

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It perfectly summarizes everything LL is about.

Black humor, stupid/silly gifs, sarcastic celebration, unremitting hatred of New York.

by esoteric on May 27, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no. You did well.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 27, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it was anybody other than the Fresh Prince

then there might be more of a problem.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on May 27, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I'm supposed to be rooting for Strasburg

ad the season is de facto over, but still, fuck the Red Sox.

by eponymous_coward on May 27, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, go back to your fancy cars

and your big bank accounts, and your celebrity friends, and your beautiful women, and Victoria Silvestedt, Playmate of the Year… FUCK!

by eponymous_coward on May 27, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck, High Desert?

Why can’t you finish a game before 10:00?

by Gomez on May 27, 2008 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

i didnt see it.. so i dont belive it

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on May 27, 2008 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

DANCE!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 27, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit Brad.

I want to talk about the Yankees being in last place.

by BrianL on May 27, 2008 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Yuni would actually explode if he were on a team that won a pennant.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 27, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

DIAF Cena.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 27, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember the ECW show in 2006 where he jobbed the title

I wish he always got the reaction he got in the ballroom that night.

by Gomez on May 27, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was awesome.

I thought for a while there that the fans really were going to riot and tear Cena to pieces.

It would of been awesome.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 27, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad RVD left not long got fired after that

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 27, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was burnt alright.

Burnt out of his mind.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 27, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

why am i not surprised.

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

"ECW"

poor pathetic shell of itself

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now it's Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 27, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

WORD LIFE

ect..

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh christ

Need to get a still of the last frame of Yuni running out to get Loafie where he does the double point!

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 27, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LAWL

Raul just called him Loafie

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Per Rotoworld:
“Yuniesky Betancourt threw a tantrum in the dugout Tuesday after being replaced for a pinch-hitter in the ninth inning against the Red Sox.
It was pretty surprising to see Betancourt replaced with one out and the winning run on second, considering he’s as good at hitting singles as anyone on the team besides Ichiro Suzuki. Manager John McLaren, though, opted to go left-handed Jeremy Reed against Mike Timlin. Reed grounded out, advancing the runner, and the Mariners won later in the inning. The Mariners might decide to bench Betancourt on Wednesday for his actions. “

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 27, 2008 10:32 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

oh shit you weren’t kidding lol

by Edgar for Mayor on May 27, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he got over it pretty quick

when Loafie hit that single.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 27, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, good

So I wasn’t the only guy who saw that similarity.

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on May 27, 2008 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not just looks either

I think both are internally destroy the team/company. If you look at it from their point of view, they are only doing what they think is best for the team/company. In Obadiah Stane’s case, he thinks it will be in the best interests to kill Stark so he can run the company and continue to sell weapons. Bill thinks it will be the team’s best interests by continuing to run the team by employing overpaid crappy veterans. Both are set in their ways and deny the idea of change.

Hopefully that good will prevail in the Mariners FO too. But there is no Tony Stark parallel IRO though. :(

by Fin on May 27, 2008 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe not

But Ichiro CAN fly and shoot laser beams.

by Jordan of Boise on May 27, 2008 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Ichiro

he is the youthful representative on Japanese ownership (similar to Tony Stark to his business) and with his psychic powers and SP lager restore order before the team blows up.

by Fin on May 27, 2008 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on May 28, 2008 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

The funniest thing about You, Jeff and Graham joking about this?

Is that technically I am the only person here to receive a regular paycheck from a ballclub.

by Robert on May 27, 2008 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

technically nothing

I pull four figures a month from the Astros in hush-hush abortion coverup—OH SHIT

by Jordan of Boise on May 27, 2008 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did it involve...

a Coath-- I’ve said too much.

by lyleleander on May 27, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not such a bad game

No gain in the Strasburg race.

by Fin on May 27, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was about to say.

Padres win too.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/milb-mariners/

by JY on May 27, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit

Imagine how clutch a Felix for Khalil Greene trade would be right now.

by lyleleander on May 27, 2008 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm about to use the Lookout Landing Forbidden Word

And you can grill me for it later, but unless you say the whole line, it’s not a meme:

YIFF IN HELL FURFAG!

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 2:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES YES YES

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 28, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Avenge Strasburg!

Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack

by Frosty Raptor on May 27, 2008 11:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Run for cover!
“My back hurt,” Lopez said, smiling. “I wanted to run into center field, because I knew my teammates were trying to kill me.”

by ThundaPC on May 27, 2008 11:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought he said his butt hurt

Butt is so much funnier, but it’d be wrong because on the replay nobody touched his butt.

...on camera anyway.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 2:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa that's much bigger than I meant it to be. Sorry, my bad.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

SMALLER

jk, but I hope someone could make a GIF of Brett catching the ball. There is a clip of him catching the ball on MLB.com. Can’t miss the Rays cap.

by Fin on May 28, 2008 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you can bet I'm wearing that again tomorrow

I also brought a sign that said “Red Sox Nation is a Bandwagon” on one side and “Tampa Bay Leads the East NOT BOSTON” on the other. Good times

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats on the catch

What did Manny offer you for it in exchange?

by OlSalty on May 28, 2008 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Red Sox representative asked what I wanted.

I said I needed time to think about it. I decided I wanted tonight’s jersey autographed by Manny, or the bat he hit it with autographed by him, or a picture with him that he would sign. They said no. I walked away. Youkilis came out to negotiate, and I told him my demands and he said “Sorry Man, he said he doesn’t care enough about 499.” I thanked him for talking to me personally (And he’s way smaller than you’d think he is, very short) and his beard is really more gnarly than you’d think it would be. But while he tried hard to get me to give it up for next to nothing (they offered me an Ortiz ball at most) he seemed cool with letting me keep it. So I kept it.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Amen, homeboy

Brett, I hope you get something for it. Fuck Manny and the Sox… As much as I hate to see us win (go Strausberg!), I hate the Chowdahheads even more.

Free Stephen Awesome Strasburg!

by thejew4u on May 28, 2008 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or Strasberg

I’ve been drinking for 7 hours, forgive an intermittent “u” when extraneous. The M’s won!!!

Free Stephen Awesome Strasburg!

by thejew4u on May 28, 2008 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or Strasburg

See above for excuse.

Free Stephen Awesome Strasburg!

by thejew4u on May 28, 2008 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thirded.

Good job Brett.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 28, 2008 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

the Red Sox Youkillis.

by Fin on May 28, 2008 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's pretty fucking lame of him

I know 499 doesn’t mean a lot, but he wouldn’t take a picture with you and autograph it or autograph his jersey? Those things are completely free to him and would cost him like 5 minutes of his time. What an ass. I know it doesn’t mean a lot to him, but still, give a fan something that costs you nothing.

by Smegmalicious on May 28, 2008 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

That’s a pretty shitty offer, he wouldn’t even take the time to take a picture with you?

Oh well, hopefully you can get a few bucks for it or something.

by OlSalty on May 28, 2008 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am sure Brett could find a Boston fan somewhere

That’d pay a lot of money for that ball. Try calling Ben Afflack or something.

by Fin on May 28, 2008 3:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno man

Even if I didn’t get a damn thing, that’d still be special to me. I’ve been to quite a few baseball games and never so much as had a foul ball go in my vicinity. Catching a milestone home run is a pretty awesome memory.

And yet, what mixed emotions it would bring. A home run by the enemy, that tied up the game and looked as though it was the first step towards another Mariner loss. If the Mariners didn’t win this ballgame, I might have to destroy that baseball.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 28, 2008 2:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

For all the fellas out there with Red Sox to piss off

It’s easy to do, just follow these steps:

1) Take a dook on the ball
2) Take a pic of the dook
3) Put the pic on the web

That’s the way you do it, go fuck the Red Sox!

by Jordan of Boise on May 28, 2008 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

This is one of those rare moments when I type LOL and I actually did laugh out loud.

by Seishi on May 28, 2008 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice catch Brett!

Did you hear the Red Sox fan in front of you whining about you getting the ball? He felt you did not deserve it because you were mean. Poor Sox fans.

by Sec 108 on May 28, 2008 7:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're god damn right I am

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

awesome game

followed it online at work. Fuck Boston! you could tell by the players reaction that they needed a win like that.

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on May 28, 2008 12:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Are you going to name names?

So we know who not to expect an encore from?

And you’ll let us know if we’re on the hot seat… right?

by seattlebruin on May 28, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No and no

although I’m grandfathering the regulars.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 28, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOO

blank check for asshattery!

by JI on May 28, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need a check jpeg!

Pay to the order of: LL regulars
In the amount: Asshattery
Signed: Jeff

by seattlebruin on May 28, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Within reason...TOS and all

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 28, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

They showed a replay of it late in the game that if you slowed it down, might show him catching it.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 28, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many "regulars" are we up to now?

It’s gotta be alot.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 28, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

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