or a Diet Management Consultant, or whatever they are called?  Seriously, can we start chaining Yuni to his hotel bed when he's not at the park? 

After learning how Spiezio was allowed to eat during his burn through Seattle, you'd think mgmt would have a guy on this. 

"Yuni - un empanada, si.  Mas empanadas, no bueno". 

They could at least get Vidro on the reduced-fat hot dogs.  The Kosher American ones are actually not bad.

It's almost as if they have no clue how to run a successful baseball team.