5/27: Open Game Thead, Part 2
by Matthew on May 27, 2008 7:48 PM PDT
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Take that suckas.
(No, this is not an invitation to post annoying memes.)
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Bye.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 27, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Still no screenshot of the secret rec leaderboard?
Is this like highschool where they don’t announce the vote total for student body president because they’re afraid of hurting the feelings of the weirdo who got no votes?
by JI on May 27, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually think this was an excuse to cover for not bothering to count the votes.
by JI on May 27, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I had been saying that happened in that town years before that story broke.
Enumclaw is Maple Valley’s retarded incestuous cousin
You're on notice.
That’s your last warning for the night.
http://i27.tinypic.com/2ls6rd1.jpg
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
I wish Carlos Pena actually said that
(Did he?)
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 27, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, he actually said it.
After his Oakland demotion.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 27, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
He's a prophet.
After he got cut here he said something about how he had visions of being our starting first baseman and having a great year.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 27, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I shit you not I am eating stuffed crust pizza right now.
The pizza part is so gross, but I love the crust part.
by Jordan of Boise on May 27, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Im starting to think of a new pizza invention:
String Cheese Crust Pizza.
But I am sure they will steal the idea like they did when I originally came up with breadstick crust pizza.
This of course is an obscure record
to the “first person to call after the first homerun wins a free pizza from Domino’s” contest of 1991.
Which I won 3 times.
by JI on May 27, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
So this may have been covered already. Frankly, I don't care.
But, if you decide to sit Sexson for a game why not:
LF Reed
1B Vidro
DH Ibanez
?
There was an awesome Cairo @ 1B! graphic
that I failed to screenshot.
by JI on May 27, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm done half-heartedly defending McLaren.
Fuck that guy.
Yeah, you never retorted my comment in that one fanshot.
(Yes I know no one reads fanshots, get over it).
by JI on May 27, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Most of this may not be his fault
But that doesn’t change the fact that he’s done a lot of things to illustrate that he doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing and is not deserving of this job.
95 mph!?! wawaweewah
I fucking hate you Mariners
BTW,
Is there anyone else I should review from game thread 1?
Robert was being an anarchist
I fucking hate you Mariners
I'm not worried
I can keep Robert down with my pinky toe.
I play the hand dealt to me.
I could make a half-ginger joke if you’d prefer that?
Equal treatment for everyone (this goes for paki as well)
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 27, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd post a picture of a period key here but I don't have one handy.
Also, do NOT gis “period”
EW FUCK
You know I do everything you tell me not to
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 27, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
EW FUCK
You know I do everything you tell me not to>
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 27, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't see what you posted, but ginger is no laghing matter...
it has reached almost pandemic proportions!
Is it really your pinky toe?
subthread closed/
I fucking hate you Mariners
I say we unban him every Firday afternoon.
(There’s a George Carlin bid about opening a gate for 7 seconds once a month, Brett would get the reference).
by JI on May 27, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
The phenomenon known as "stupid" was recently uncovered in the previous thread
after a blatant abuse of “the stupid.” Now, the entire thread has come under scrutiny and it is wondered whether or not the admins of LL will decide to review every poster of the thread. We’ll keep you updated
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 27, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuckin and suckin
and fuckin and suckin!
by Jordan of Boise on May 27, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Slam poetry night?
I fucking hate you Mariners
It's going to turn into Scratchy the Scapegoat
I fucking hate you Mariners
In the year 2000.
I fucking hate you Mariners
What year does JoLo win the MVP?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 27, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
When he starts getting 2 RBIs per sac fly.
Just kidding, I smell a 30-HR 2nd half this year.
Also, I demand you be banned for promoting misuse of the cat.
by JI on May 27, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I honestly quite disagree with Dave
In a 3-0 count, the pitcher’s looking for a strike, therefore a fastball, not a slow hanging curveball. How about a 1-1 count or something.
No. But with butthol it all makes sense.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
More runs!
False hope false hope false hope false hope
Mike Blowers:
“Fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball”
Random Thought
If you were to dress up like our retarded mascot, would you be able to get field access?
they got rid of my blonde :(
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Sims!!! "college students...always a good thing"
I fucking hate you Mariners
THE LAKERS HAVE 4 WHITE GUYS ON THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW
plus Jordan Farmar who is like half white.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Not on the floor, and I didn't say 4 Americans, only Walton is.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
To be fair, Sims -was- raised in McDonaldland.
by Jordan of Boise on May 27, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
SOMEONE POST IT....DO IT...WE ALL KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
I fucking hate you Mariners
Wow, look at Cairo and his grit.
Ran out an infield hit. Vidro used to… god I don’t even care anymore.
which reminds me
Hustle and Grit = Gristle which Vidro likes.
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I still think Cairo beats that and still has grit.
I mean, there are one or two white wide receivers, aren’t there
Joe Jurevicus is always welcome on my team.
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
all of me is.
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
grew up in cleveland
we offered him more money.
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
if Cairo were yellow...
he’d be the bad guy from Sin City
I remember being pissed when we signed him prior to the 2000 season
because I really liked David Segui.
I was 8 the first time Boone played for the Mariners.
by JI on May 27, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked Sorrento.
and Russ Davis before the errors.
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
How do you do a poor ripoff of a sucky product anyways.
Corona sucks.
Also, I have no idea how people can drink Corona
but then again many people who like it like tequila and I can’t drink tequila at all. Shit’s nasty.
You like it? Haven't had a chance to try it.
Better than Miller Chill?
now i can beat you!
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It looks like urine to me.
Nothing should be that color.
Exceot urine
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on May 27, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
And also except urine
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on May 27, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Batista:
33 strikes, 28 balls.
So lucky right now.
He sucks tonight against the Mariners
They must think something is wrong with him since he’s losing to the worst team in the majors
Wouldn't suckitis
be swelling of the suck? If I remember my medical roots right..
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
no walks allowed for Daisuke
imagine my surprise.
Captain, We can't keep going these speed
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Hey guys!
I forgot to tell you! I saw Death Cab, Mates of State, and Decemberists last weekend in Bend. Death Cab was a religious experience, and Mates of State is a new favorite.
Anyone else?
You are the last one that should be complaining Lugo
You are lucky to be on such a good team in the first place.
I call bullshit on Angel...what a cockface
I fucking hate you Mariners
And wasn't Lugo like 100 feet away?
Just seemed like he wanted to be a dick.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Is pissing off RSN really worth losing Strasburg?
I’m uncomfortable with this.
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
If I were a played
I would hope that a douchey umpire calls me a racial slur so I have an excuse to beat the shit out of them on TV.
you are played
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
They probably deserve it like 25% of the time.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Between this and the tri-urine comments earlier
I’m beginning to fear the burgeoning of a LL hive mind.
All Star Game
Cano is leading vote getter for 2B
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
David Bell says hello
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 27, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
121 OPS+
Polanco and Roberts only have 110. It takes a lot of bad defense to make up that much of a difference
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
We hate the Rangers
but we know baseball. Kinsler’s been fucking the man something fierce and he should be rewarded appropriately.
by Jordan of Boise on May 27, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Well get off the fucking plate Crisp
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
He Gawn!
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
2, 3 and 5
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
err two not the number 2
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Does that make us -37 plays?
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
I'd have a gif of it now
If someone had told me to get ready for the replay.
by JI on May 27, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Just checked the DVR for the replay
Sure looks like it…
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on May 27, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
cocksuckers
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
oh man
what would have happened if yuni made that play??? I THINK YOU KNOW.
it signifies the events of the game
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on May 27, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
The Ben Broussard point! haahahah
I fucking hate you Mariners
Go fucking die Red Sox Nation.
None of you fuckers have even been to Fenway.
This season has gone from pathetic, to hilarious, back to pathetic
and I think it’s headed back into hilarious territory.
If this shitty team doesn't win then I swear to god
I even had an epic win post if you losers won a game.
WTF did you really think these shitstreaks would win a game?
20 GAME LOSING STREAK ON THE WAY CHOCHACOS!
by Jordan of Boise on May 27, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
So basically
I just screamed a steady stream of expletives directed towards Yuni and the Mariners to this girl I like over a chatbox.
Damn.
For the love of fuck will you go away
by Jordan of Boise on May 27, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Only our luck that a LL kid would get HR 499!
I fucking hate you Mariners
out by a mile
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
yeah, thanks for screwing us with that demoncat and his fiendish fiddle
it’s all your fault you know
nah, I think that's a fine decision by Beltre.
Took a good play and throw to get him.
I don't like the risk.
But I wouldn’t call it “bad baserunning”.
Kind of....It was a spinning throw with his momentum going towards CF
On the fly right to Lowell…pretty fucking amazing throw.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Spoiling Jeff's fun
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Not sure he's gonna have much bargaining power with 499....
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
they made an initial offer to trade the ball
so Brett tried to counter with meeting Manny face to face to do it.
Manny declined.
He probably would of gotten it with 500. Damn.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Wahoo..San Diego is winning...doh, it's against the Nats.
I fucking hate you Mariners
the washington state highway safety commission
reminds you that we need to generate revenue for the state, so please don’t wear your seat belt so we can pull you over
Loafie's stance looks like it's changed.
Keep it that way.
Night gentlemen, have a beer on me
Remember the eyes see what the mind wants you too…Stare at Batista long enough, and drink enough of these you should be able to see starsburg pitching in the near future…..
wtf that's creepy
looking into that hotel room like that
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