5/26: Open Game Thread, Part 3
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 8:08 PM PDT
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Holy crap that was quick.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
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That was a great thread.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
HAY GUYS DID YOU KNOW ELLSBURY WENT TO OSU??
And Jerome Bettis is from Detroit?
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
no shit
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Ellsbury better than Ichiro!!
Ellsbury has a .379 obp while Ichiro’s is .351.
You registered here just to post that?
You’re a very sad little person.
Pope season?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Wabbit Season!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you and your love for grit, Kreugar.
it’s broadcasters like you that breeds stupidity into the minds of casual fans.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
reliving a laugh
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Get me a sunkist!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh huh.
I bet you still keep around a Crayola “Flesh” Crayon just because it aint black.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Not in the 80s it wasn't.
Right along with “fleshtone” bandaids from Johnson & Johnson.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff loves black people
He thinks everybody should ow… okay stopping that joke right now.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Seriously FSN, fuck your camera angles
NEEDS LESS SUCK
Die in a Fire assclown.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
I kinda want to know who we wish we had...
I guess I’m playing right into his hands though
by LongLiveTheKings on May 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Josy?
Damn you Krueger. You son of a bitch.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
I hate that our #3 hitter and DH bunts
I fucking hate you Mariners
WE JUST BUNTED WITH OUR #3 HITTER
IF YOU DON’T TRUST HIM TO HIT WHY ARE YOU HITTING HIM THIRD
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
"He knows how to play baseball"
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
A butt rash?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
As much as I hate bunting
I’m really glad we don’t get to see him swing the bat this inning.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
Wait, what?
What does that even mean Krueger?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
Way to throw him under the snowplow
I fucking hate you Mariners
Ortiz never legs out a bunt single
Therefore doesn’t know how to play
by LongLiveTheKings on May 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
needs a better caption
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut
I fucking hate you Mariners
I HAS A SNO CONE!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I caught my own pop-up!
I fucking hate you Mariners
I may or may not regret this
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
LL is not 4chan.
gb2/b/.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I sincerely doubt that.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I see his name every day in the offseason, because he's in my schools baseball hall of fame
It irritates me greatly.
Niehaus mentioned a pinch runner in the Dodgers-Cubs game named Chen Hu
Meaning they had… Hu on first. And then he took 2nd, so Hu was on 2nd.
Caption
Bill: No, Angie! Grab Wang when the cameras are off…..awwww yeeeeahhh….
I wonder if Nikki Z has tasted the Krug yet
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
He's had to hit on at least one of them
Look at his slicked back here. He looks like the guy who would do that.
Live in a Fire Krueger.
You don’t deserve the release of death.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Taking a close pitch? Taking on 3-0?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
I tried, camstudio not compatable with my sound card.
by JI on May 26, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
screen recorder?
just the audio is also acceptable
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
someday i will see this commercial
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
His mom sure did.
OOOOH!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone but Boston!
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
can you imagine if Hanley had stayed in Boston?
Man, Derek Jeter 2.0
I just bought the Futurama boxset.
I forgot how good this show was.
There is more coming down the pipe!
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
THATS NOT WHAT SHE SAID
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
shut up Krueger
christ, I would gladly trade my life to have you never talk again.
It's called radio.
Even better, Niehaus and Blowers are on it. I highly recommend using it. You can play old Super Nintendo games like Shadowrun while you listen, too.
I've been playing alot of Super Mario RPG lately.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Felix - 85 pitches through 7 :)
Colon – 71 through 6 :(
Hey papolo
You wish you had him.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
Sadly, they play it non-ironically at Nationals Park in DC.
Makes me feel like they’re self-hating or something.
AHHHH QUIT TALKING YOU SACK OF SHIT! QUIT FUCKING TALKING! QUIT QUIT QUIT!AHHHHHH
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
This is proof of concept that it can always get worse
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It can get worse.
Hi again everybody! look who is joining Bill and I, it’s Red Ron Fairly!
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Who was the guy they got in for some of the radio broadcasts last year?
He was kind of nerdy and pretty hilarious. I want to hear more of that guy.
agreed
It’s the awesome that comes around only when the Sklars guest host Rome
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
The pitcher turning around to face second base
One of the most exciting plays in baseball
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
The Rockies should copyright Fluketober.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by JI on May 26, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Not really. Not with RSN in full bloom.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
Jeff...what is your opinion of Willie Randolph as a manager?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Rickie?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
So Cairo found something he's good at.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
I'm Bill Krueger
I think Jacoby Ellsbury will hit for power. I will support this argument by citing his 40 time.
What are those, some kind of sex paddles?
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
National title weekend for lacrosse...
or when your drunk enough sex paddles to use on the lacrosstatutes
Just started watching... when did that Ichiro catch happen
and who did he rob?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
hilarious
I’d like to see his keys to the game for mundane tasks
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Game..I want Colon to have a CG now.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Be less predictable.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
I hate your fastballs down the middle Felix..asshole
I fucking hate you Mariners
That fastball was actually on the inside corner
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
outside of the inside corner..more plate than not..I just hate the fastballs here..fuck shit
I fucking hate you Mariners
“Thank for you choosing Fastball King, what kind of Fastball would you like?”
“Hmm, 94mph, middle-in”
“Bzzt, thank you, please pull through.”
“Thank for you choosing Fastball King, what kind of Fastball would you like?”
“Actually, do you have any breaking balls?”
“Sorry, no breaking balls, but we’re running our ‘Establish the Fastball’ special, why don’t you give one, or more, a try?”
“Well, okay, that sounds good. Give me four, and just send them out back to back.”
“Excellent choice. Please pull through!”
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
2 runs?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
8 IP, 3 runs, 3 earned, L.
He still hates life.
3 runs?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Fastballs are stupid.
I fucking hate you Mariners
OHHHHHH SHIT!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
i thought i was the only one!
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a better death than what Kirk got.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
i still need to watch the transformers one
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
BAHAHA...we really suck
I fucking hate you Mariners
I really wanted this one
I thought we had a chance Thanks Bartolo. I feel stupid.
by LongLiveTheKings on May 26, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
"And the Red Sox have the bases loaded... my... oh my. When it rains it pours."
Never leave us, Niehaus.
ha ha....
ha?
Jeff is now in the crosshairs of Homeland Security.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 26, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Graduated from school
Already vacated.
I’ll be back on June 17-19. Should I not be?
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 26, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
You do know that they send out the Party Van for less than this
Not just for you, but “social networking” is enough for Person A to get Person B in trouble for purposes of the round-up list.
So basically, GTE is getting us all sent to Guantanamo.
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
They don't show the Mariners there right
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd say yes, but the Few Good Players might lessen the effect
So they probably just show clips of Vidro GIDPs and Raul chasing after deep flies.
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
V-tek bomb would be awesome
I fucking hate you Mariners
You and I have differing definitions of awesome
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
By awesome...I meant a fitting conclusion to the suck that is the Mariners tonight
I fucking hate you Mariners
And as the camera pans to follow the ball to the hit it here sign, the mikes pick up JJ's screams as one of his ribs detaches
and Felix makes a “call me” gesture to Francona from the dugout.
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
He basically called Pedroia sitting on the first pitch fastball
I fucking hate you Mariners
Just make a video of Justice's house burning
I fucking hate you Mariners
goddammit
just dammit
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't watch this anymore.
This loss isn’t funny, it just sucks.
It's kind of funny when comparing
Colon’s minor league contract to Silva’s huge deal.
by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on May 26, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Fire everyone.
It’s a shame ownership doesn’t care about this franchise.
I'm going to watch some Futurama.
Entertainment should be entertaining.
Why didn't we go to RRS earlier again?
oh yeah – fucking Mac.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
Why would you want to trust our 4th best pitcher* with any sort of leverage situation?
MOP-UP FOR THE OZMAN
*I looked it up in my gut
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, we should have used a PC to make the pitching change
The Mac wasn’t compatible with the email program used for pitching changes.
Nodeath Cults? Havent we learnedfrom Jones town and Heavens Gate?
Why dont we just riot like soccer hulligans?
2 for $6 right by VIdro's condo
They cut them in half which is annoying but they were good for hotdogs.
Krueger waxes poetic about modern medicine
Krueger spits venom at modern baseball analysis
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
ahhh back to that old familiar feeling
sweet sweet failure
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
I hope his mother gets cancer as well.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Wahoo...GTE is breaking down barriers!
I fucking hate you Mariners
What about Megaids?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
I don't know about Megaids
But I know if you get one teaspoon of superaids in your butt, you’re dead in a week.
I have to admit...I sort of thought we might win today.
That’s what I fucking get for having hope. My dick knocked in the dirt.
Impressive.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Shocking.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm sorry that was uncalled for.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
He never had electrifying stuff.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Made the hair on my neck stand up.
I fucking hate you Mariners
That's why he didn't bolt to the majors.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
At least he went out to a thunderous ovation.
I fucking hate you Mariners
This sort of joking about a man's death is revolting.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
We should probably zap this subthread right now.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Going through hot flashes are we?
I fucking hate you Mariners
At least we're talking about current events.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Gonzalez's death must have come like a bolt from the blue for his family. I'm sure they are stunned at the jolt this has caused them.
And I know this message will meet with some resistance here, but I’m dismayed at how everyone has conducted themselves.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He must have got hit by the lightning after someone charged the mound.
I fucking hate you Mariners
His enemies are probably amped by the news.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
This subthread is fantastic.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
But it strikes me that I'm out of ideas. So good night.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
You can't have a negative attitude ane expect positive results.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Well watt do you expect with me being a fan of this team?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Out of ideas?
I got one point twenty one more.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't get it until this morning.
I feel dumb.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 27, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
We still have Ichiro's amazing catch...so take that Scrappy
I fucking hate you Mariners
We still have Ichiro's amazing catch...so take that Scrappy
I fucking hate you Mariners
Holy shit
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
I'm starting to think that when he dies
it will be on the air.
by JI on May 26, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
He needs to calm down.
Or his HOF speech will just be him drooling at the podium.
I fucking hate you Mariners
In WE maybe, but to the Rick Rizz publicity machine, that was a game saver.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 26, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
I just wish we could do awesome things that matter.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
we won 116 games in 2001 then went to the playoffs!
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 26, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually made one of my own but it was worse
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
A little pixie dust is left in the bag..
the magic just continues!
Both he and Niehaus lost their shit over what was ultimately an inconsequential play
Orders from the headsets, perhaps?
I went pretty apeshit.
It was a really good play.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 26, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Getting excited about a great play, sure
Niehaus nearly killed himself calling it like they won the World Series or something.
Woody Harrelson might be an ass,
but he has had some nice ass to grab over his lifetime.
Man, I need to get into acting.
What's the over/under on this being a good inning?
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll take that bet
If I win, you bring me back my LOST DVD.
I do need to get that back to you, don't I?
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 26, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I see I didn't miss much being in Vegas.
We still suck.
by eponymous_coward on May 26, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
Can some make a JJ type poster:
Cairo In. Game over.
I'm predicting a wave of false hope in June
Something like a stretch of 16-12 to make the front office make bleats about “we are still in this!” before being completely crushed by another losing streak.
by eponymous_coward on May 26, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to semi-inflate an innertube and send it to Yuni's house
I fucking hate you Mariners
Cory Lidle tried not to hit a large building in his plane.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Hey look.
I come back and there’s false hope all over the place.
This is so funny...just lose damnit
I fucking hate you Mariners
Not even close on the strips.
But the gravy is good.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Around here (San Diego),
they only have the small inside-the-mall versions, so they only serve Cool Treats. No Hot Eats, except for like hot dogs or some shit. The closest real Dairy Queen is around an hour’s drive away. I love Dairy Queen, but not that much.
Neato.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Aaaaand that's a wrap.
Good job with the false hope, guys.
by eponymous_coward on May 26, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
2004 M's: 19-33 after 52 games
But remember, the GM and the field manager? Not to blame.
by eponymous_coward on May 26, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Cool to see that we've learned so much over the five years
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
The Mariner front office right now is a study in cognitive dissonance.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance
“In simple terms, it can be the filtering of information that conflicts with what one already believes, in an effort to ignore that information and reinforce one’s beliefs. In detailed terms, it is the perception of incompatibility between two cognitions, where “cognition” is defined as any element of knowledge, including attitude, emotion, belief, or behavior. The theory of cognitive dissonance states that contradicting cognitions serve as a driving force that compels the mind to acquire or invent new thoughts or beliefs, or to modify existing beliefs, so as to reduce the amount of dissonance (conflict) between cognitions. Experiments have attempted to quantify this hypothetical drive. Some of these have examined how beliefs often change to match behavior when beliefs and behavior are in conflict.”
So, naturally, the players suck, but the GM who built the roster? Doesn’t suck.
by eponymous_coward on May 26, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
We're closer to drafting Strasburg.
by eponymous_coward on May 26, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
The Strasburg contains potassium sorbate.
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Strasburg will probably get Boras as his agent and go over his draft slot, so he'll be a Yankee.
by eponymous_coward on May 26, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
No, this refers to what the Commissioner tells teams they should pay for draft choices.
So Strasburg would actually NOT get drafted #1, and the M’s would make up some excuse ala Lincecum.
by eponymous_coward on May 26, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope he just gets his ERA fugged up a bit
Small victories
First game I've completely sat through in a while. Fun.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Only ~4 more months of this!
Fortunately there will be ~5 more months of 
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
16 games under .500
First time since 2004!
by Susheel Ramasahayam on May 26, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
Well played.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Basically this team has AIDS worse than late-era Freddy Mercury
The show must go on!
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Would you prefer a cancer joke?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Hey my friend died of jokes
Don’t you joke about jokes
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey if we can joke about lupus but not about AIDS, what does that say about us?
That we hate leopards?
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm in charge but hey thanks for trying
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Two banning in one day.
Way to go Jeff!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
The Red Sox douche.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Oh that's too bad I was saving this for ASUBoyd
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't ask questions...just fall in line Gomez!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
He had a bad attitude and didn't know much of anything
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Geez
You dont see me, a part Native American, getting pissy about Native American jokes on here.
Good on you Funkmaster J.
Well that's probably because you're on a 56k and can't keep up
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Well damn.
That just made my nipples flaccid.
But the fact that you remembered that tells me you have been thinking of me…now stop it.
I remember that because I can't imagine the horror of trying to follow this website on a 56k
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, its worth it.
I mean when I refresh there is always another 10 or so new comments by the time its done reloading, but im a patient guy. I have had high speed before where I used to work, but its not big deal.
This site is worth it. But I cant go to IGN, and MLB/NFL websites anymore without it taking a LONG time. And of course, I cant watch any videos. I think the only time I get frustrated is when I wanna watch something on Youtube and have to wait for it load…every 8 seconds, 2 seconds of the video loads. Its a pain.
Hmmm I thought the only reason he was around this long
was that they couldn’t ban the mods of other sites. I guess I was wrong
by seattlebruin on May 26, 2008 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not just sure it was worth a chuckle,
I am HIV Positive.
by JI on May 26, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw a "Property of Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital" shirt.
I think I’m going to buy one.
i don't think jesus went through this much torture before dying
being an M’s fan is fun
the whole Rays thing some of you guys got going on is like getting fake tits
it’s hurts at first, but i definitely get more stares
??
see you tomorrow
it's latin america night on saturday at safeco
i might go to get a Marinero hat to be signed by future HOF’er Vitor artinez
Hey, look!
Bartolo Colon: good pickup. Too bad no Mariners-related sabremetric blogs didn’t suggest picking him up for cheap instead of Carlos Silva.
by eponymous_coward on May 26, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
Well, to be fair
He was throwing like 80-82 in winter ball and he didn’t even have a flu bug to blame like Raffy did. Allegedly his arm was shredded. Looks more like the Bosox just got lucky that he was able to rebound so well.
This game sucks so much there's only one thing to do: listen to vintage Springsteen concerts and read all night long.
Georgetown University 12/6/73 here we come. “Walking The Dog,” baby…
im listening to my own shoutcast stream.
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm, not quite sure what you mean by this question, but I will recommend you find:
- the newly-leaked (6 mo. ago) 16-track sampler of the 12/31/75 show. Incredible and professionally done, for a live album that never materialized.
- 4/24/73 The Main Point: incredible sound, incredible early/rare setlist.
- 1/6/74 Joe’s Place: same as above. Perfect sound, great show, great setlist.
If you're still reading this, one more great recommendation:
1/29/74 – Muther’s Music Emporium, Nashville TN. (excellent SBD)
An all-time classic show, Springsteen playing to a mostly-empty room but putting on the show of his life. Includes near-definitive performances of “Blinded By The Light” and “Kitty’s Back,” plus the first-ever performance of “Incident On 57th Street.” A humdinger of a doozy of a concert it is.
i could have been reading up on CSS
my site isn’t going to finish itsself
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
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Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
finally found it
please don’t ban me
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
i shit you guys not...
Texas is considering allowing Hamilton to use and Aluminum bat for Batting practice as a publicty stunt for slumping attendance to see how far it would go…
Im worried it might kill a fan or BP pitcher….
Doesn't Richie do that every once in a while, too?
by seattlebruin on May 27, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I think he does... and it's batting practice, too
I remember he hit one off the back wall of the second deck at Safeco once though. I think it was sometime in ‘06
by seattlebruin on May 27, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Brains are hard to find for sale on the cheap.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
How do you explain players like Shane Monahan?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
You're safe.
I’m on PEDs and Jeff hasn’t DFA’d me.
What do you use?
I am not looking to build a whole lot of muscle mass, just to stay healthy. In other words, steroids was too much for me to consider and some of the other hardcore substances.
The musical episode that's on right now is garbage.
I’m normally a fan.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Red at the end can be exploited in future gifs, like Raul being Raul
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Red at the end? Someone's got a picture of that, I think
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
what i meant was
we can splice to that in future gifs.
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think anyone wants to see the ass rash picture in any gifs
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
you brought that up.
not me
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
No Shannon is cheering too.
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by BrettJMiller on May 26, 2008 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah I didn't know her name
It’s awesome, panned right in on the two of them.
This thread with over 900 posts and a bunch of gifs, loaded in less than 20 seconds
Firefox 3 RC1 is awesome.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
I'm loving FF3 RC1 more and more each day.
Although the acronym makes me think that Square-Enix has released some sequel to Final Fantasy 3, the greatest FF ever.
You know if they did, it would be some awful fanservice garbage
Where all the characters are traveling folk musicians and have babies together in pairs determined by market researchers
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of which, I just beat FFVII Crisis Core last night, and it's actually a pretty good game.
Not the abomination like the rest of the FFVII complication is.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Huh, that's surprising actually.
I was over at Kotaku yesterday and saw that Square-Enix is getting their asses handed to them by other companies coughAtluscough
Maybe this will get them to release new games.
Or a third Chrono Trigger game. That would do nicely.
My only complaint was that it was kinda short. I beat it in 25 hours.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Usually only takes me about three minutes
Was someone knocking on the door?
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey my dad was aborted
You can’t make jokes about abortions
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY FOLKS
Tattoo rum and Chai concentrate don’t mix
But I feel like I deserve it
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 10:40 PM PDT reply actions
In Nevada
we natives HATE it when people pronounce the name Ne-VAUHHH-da. It’s a surefire sign that you’re one of those loser SoCal imports.
It’s Ne-VAA-da. Pronounce the middle syllable like baa
It'd been so long since we won
that’s that gif is going to get some screentime next W, even if the game is a 4-2 yawner.
we lost, fuck you Red Sox Nation
I didn’t watch the game but I’m sure they were there and I’m sure they were annoying as fuck.
FREE JEREMY REED!!
Post game show
They’re declaring 2008 over and thinking we should blow it up and start over, taking umbrage with free swinging hitters who don’t work counts and get on base, and generally thinking that there’s a lot of changes that need to happen. Hasselman is convinced that Vidro’s option will not vest, period. Even Shannon Drayer was hostile.
Progress?
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 11:11 PM PDT reply actions
Drayer was impressive
Proclaiming that aside from guys like Ichiro, Beltre, Felix, and the other “franchise” players (Bedard, Johjima) the rest of the team should be considered for replacement. She was saying that the middle infield guys shouldn’t be considered unexpendable just because they’re under contract, nor the starting pitchers. She was convinced Vidro would be back, but the other two sounded very sure that Vidro’s option wouldn’t vest.
Tom Glasgow said that Raul would probably be DHing in 2009 if he came back, so he was speculating that the M’s need to find replacements in LF, RF (maybe), DH, 1B, and Catcher. Hasselman agreed with him.
Not sure what to think about this except that Drayer’s a sexy bitch when she’s rosterbating.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Who says they aren't still doing their jobs?
I refuse to believe that all three of them just decided to talk about 2008 being over and blowing up the team on their own.
This is Bavasi or the FO putting out “feelers” to see the fan reaction to the idea of rebuilding or blowing up this team to start over.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I get the added benefit of being able to rub in that they're the reason Boston is in second in person.
By the way, what Rays shirt do you have? Player/number, or what?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 26, 2008 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Generic gray Ray's shirt
couldn’t find anything really sweet for a decent price. I’m not ready to drop $200+ on a Sonnanstine jersey given that I can’t imagine when I’d ever wear it.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Well the good news is if you ever get out to that awesome new stadium
You’ll have a lot of good players to choose from. Kazmir, Shields, Pena, Upton, Longoria, Crawford, Price, and your boy Sonnanstine….man, I’d love to have one player not named Felix as good as those players.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 26, 2008 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
For a player/number shirt, of course.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 26, 2008 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
If only I had another reason to be in Florida
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah the whole Florida sucks issue stands
But man that stadium looks gorgeous.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 27, 2008 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I would do it.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 26, 2008 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
It was this game.
The next night I ended up in left field, where Cardinal nation had taken over, and I was wearing Mariner gear.
The crazy thing, is that is the only time in my life I have ever seen a Mariner fan talk shit to anyone.
(except if they’re giving me dirty looks for making fun of Raul or Ballgame)
The parenthesis thing happens to me a lot.
And yeah, M’s fans get cocky when we’re way ahead, but otherwise they just don’t get drunk enough/hate confrontation so much they avoid talking to people and attempt to shush people as nicely as possible (which comes off ruder because you know they’re just afraid to be mean)
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by BrettJMiller on May 26, 2008 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh speaking of Raul...
Pedroia’s double. From my vantage point he looked a step or two away from catching it. Reed snags it, right?
Also, Felix’s “walk” to JD Drew looked like a strike to me. Did my eyes deceive me?
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by BrettJMiller on May 26, 2008 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
You know you'll miss it when it's gone
Why? Because we’re all retarded, that’s why.
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by BrettJMiller on May 26, 2008 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think any LF catches that double
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Hm, my bad then. It looked like Raul got pretty close to it
I figured if Raul almost got it than any real LF would get it. But my angle is weird.
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by BrettJMiller on May 27, 2008 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Wore mine to work on Saturday.
I won a bet with an A’s fan over who would win a recent series, so I got to rub it in her face and get the can of pop that I earned.
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