5/26: Open Game Thread, Part 3

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Maybe he's recording the whole game live?
o.ol
by OlSalty on May 26, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone know a free radio feed that isnt Komo online?
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap that was quick.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The stuffed crust pizza thread was bumped
hahaha
by JI on May 26, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a great thread.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the 1-hitter takes it methinks.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAY GUYS DID YOU KNOW ELLSBURY WENT TO OSU??
And Jerome Bettis is from Detroit?
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
no shit
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ellsbury better than Ichiro!!
Ellsbury has a .379 obp while Ichiro’s is .351.
by papolo on May 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You registered here just to post that?
You’re a very sad little person.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pope season?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wabbit Season!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you and your love for grit, Kreugar.
it’s broadcasters like you that breeds stupidity into the minds of casual fans.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 26, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What kind of chant is that?
LETS GO MAERSOX
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
robert's at the game doing his part to confuse everyone
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HBP LET'S GO FELIX SHOW YOUR MEANSTREAK
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
reliving a laugh

Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BRB GONNA GO GET SOME DESSERT
FER REAL THIS TIME.
by qrsouther on May 26, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i love your passion for food, turbo.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mac don't argue a balk
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice swing you gorilla
...I’m not being racist, he just looks like a gorilla.
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought you liked Ortiz?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get me a sunkist!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shrek
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh huh.
I bet you still keep around a Crayola “Flesh” Crayon just because it aint black.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not in the 80s it wasn't.
Right along with “fleshtone” bandaids from Johnson & Johnson.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's Joba the Hut.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet Jeff has lots of friends who are black
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff loves black people
He thinks everybody should ow… okay stopping that joke right now.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously FSN, fuck your camera angles
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 26, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Die in a Fire assclown.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kinda want to know who we wish we had...
I guess I’m playing right into his hands though
by LongLiveTheKings on May 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the lesson here is that Ortiz is good at hitting fastballs
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
steal home from 1st ichiro. show us you're healthy.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Josy?
Damn you Krueger. You son of a bitch.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate that our #3 hitter and DH bunts
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WE JUST BUNTED WITH OUR #3 HITTER
IF YOU DON’T TRUST HIM TO HIT WHY ARE YOU HITTING HIM THIRD
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
more dessert? where is it....
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"He knows how to play baseball"
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A butt rash?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As much as I hate bunting
I’m really glad we don’t get to see him swing the bat this inning.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
shit it's better than a DP.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, what?
What does that even mean Krueger?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want to bunt Bill Krueger in front of a snowplow
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to throw him under the snowplow
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vidro is the anti-Ortiz
Low average, no power.
by Fin on May 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ortiz never legs out a bunt single
Therefore doesn’t know how to play
by LongLiveTheKings on May 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Vidro knows how to play baseball. He played in the National League."
by Teej on May 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NL is JV
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
needs a better caption

Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes yes yes
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HAS A SNO CONE!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I caught my own pop-up!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I may or may not regret this

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LL is not 4chan.
gb2/b/.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sincerely doubt that.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man oh man do I hate Bill Kreuger.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I see his name every day in the offseason, because he's in my schools baseball hall of fame
It irritates me greatly.
by joof on May 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Niehaus mentioned a pinch runner in the Dodgers-Cubs game named Chen Hu
Meaning they had… Hu on first. And then he took 2nd, so Hu was on 2nd.
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For those of you who missed the game yesterday:

by JI on May 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Caption
Bill: No, Angie! Grab Wang when the cameras are off…..awwww yeeeeahhh….
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if Nikki Z has tasted the Krug yet
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's had to hit on at least one of them
Look at his slicked back here. He looks like the guy who would do that.
by Fin on May 26, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just realized that someone else posted this
hahaha
by JI on May 26, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Live in a Fire Krueger.
You don’t deserve the release of death.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Last time I watched Colon pitch, Beltre hit two bombs off him.
DO IT, DUDE.
by Teej on May 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Taking a close pitch? Taking on 3-0?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay I've been on the phone for 30 minutes, what'd I miss?
by OlSalty on May 26, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Luckily I was here to see the catch
T’was awesome
by OlSalty on May 26, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you please possibly post a clip of that?
by Fin on May 26, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I tried, camstudio not compatable with my sound card.
by JI on May 26, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
screen recorder?
just the audio is also acceptable
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
someday i will see this commercial
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Regardless of what happens, we'll always have that catch
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he does have some native american in him.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His mom sure did.
OOOOH!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone but Boston!
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix is just not Felix anymore and it sucks
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
can you imagine if Hanley had stayed in Boston?
Man, Derek Jeter 2.0
by Matthew on May 26, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i was going for hispanic, but that works.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just bought the Futurama boxset.
I forgot how good this show was.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is more coming down the pipe!
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THATS NOT WHAT SHE SAID
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
shut up Krueger
christ, I would gladly trade my life to have you never talk again.
by Matthew on May 26, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's called radio.
Even better, Niehaus and Blowers are on it. I highly recommend using it. You can play old Super Nintendo games like Shadowrun while you listen, too.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been playing alot of Super Mario RPG lately.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hate how it capped at level 30.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sit down bitch
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix - 85 pitches through 7 :)
Colon – 71 through 6 :(
by OlSalty on May 26, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey papolo
You wish you had him.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Safeco wouldn't have the balls to play Sweet Caroline if we win
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sadly, they play it non-ironically at Nationals Park in DC.
Makes me feel like they’re self-hating or something.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AHHHH QUIT TALKING YOU SACK OF SHIT! QUIT FUCKING TALKING! QUIT QUIT QUIT!AHHHHHH
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is proof of concept that it can always get worse
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It can get worse.
Hi again everybody! look who is joining Bill and I, it’s Red Ron Fairly!
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who was the guy they got in for some of the radio broadcasts last year?
He was kind of nerdy and pretty hilarious. I want to hear more of that guy.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
It’s the awesome that comes around only when the Sklars guest host Rome
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The pitcher turning around to face second base
One of the most exciting plays in baseball
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just being honest.
He really, really bothered me.
by qrsouther on May 26, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shut up Kreuger..
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Reed looks like a real good hitter...
in Tacoma
by Mauiners on May 26, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and i'm sure that had sarcasm in it.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Rockies should copyright Fluketober.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sexson infield hit?
I’m heading to the bomb shelter.
by joof on May 26, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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by JI on May 26, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I simply cannot believe that Richie Sexson beat out an infield hit.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Took me 3 reads to get it
Well done.
by qrsouther on May 26, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I keep forgetting that the Mariners are playing at home today.
by HARRYP09 on May 26, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're not.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really. Not with RSN in full bloom.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HIT IT ON THE GROUND
THE GROUND
HIT IT ON THE GROUND
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
All right you fuckers
play this in a continuous loop and suffer like the rest of us.
by JI on May 26, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeff...what is your opinion of Willie Randolph as a manager?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what if McLaren called pulled the squintism card?
by Mauiners on May 26, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rickie?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NICE CAIRO!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So Cairo found something he's good at.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm Bill Krueger
I think Jacoby Ellsbury will hit for power. I will support this argument by citing his 40 time.
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey You Guys!! Have i missed anything in the last few days?

by laxtonto on May 26, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A lot of creative losing plus the catch of the year from Ichiro.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is pretty much my weekend....

I guess ill have to find the catch on line. What inning?
by laxtonto on May 26, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are those, some kind of sex paddles?
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
National title weekend for lacrosse...
or when your drunk enough sex paddles to use on the lacrosstatutes
by laxtonto on May 26, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just started watching... when did that Ichiro catch happen
and who did he rob?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on May 26, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Goddamnit
I’m bad luck once again!
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on May 26, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does Krueger have a daughter?
and can you imagine that ‘first date talk’?
by Mauiners on May 26, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hilarious
I’d like to see his keys to the game for mundane tasks
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1. Pull stroke
2. Go deep
3. Finish strong.
by HARRYP09 on May 26, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Game..I want Colon to have a CG now.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dammit
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No one gets that...Felix is dumb for throwing a fastball to Pedroia there
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Be less predictable.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate your fastballs down the middle Felix..asshole
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That fastball was actually on the inside corner
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
outside of the inside corner..more plate than not..I just hate the fastballs here..fuck shit
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Thank for you choosing Fastball King, what kind of Fastball would you like?”
“Hmm, 94mph, middle-in”
“Bzzt, thank you, please pull through.”
“Thank for you choosing Fastball King, what kind of Fastball would you like?”
“Actually, do you have any breaking balls?”
“Sorry, no breaking balls, but we’re running our ‘Establish the Fastball’ special, why don’t you give one, or more, a try?”
“Well, okay, that sounds good. Give me four, and just send them out back to back.”
“Excellent choice. Please pull through!”
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
8 IP, 2 runs, 2 earned. L
Felix must hate life.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2 runs?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
8 IP, 3 runs, 3 earned, L.
He still hates life.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Red Sox Nation Seattle,
consists of UW sorority girls and that is all
by Mauiners on May 26, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Richie needs to charge and throw his helmet at every Red Sox fan in the building
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
can't lie; that would be awesome.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fastballs are stupid.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's cool keep throwing those, they've only led to like every hit you've allowed tonight
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Everyone out of here!!

Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OHHHHHH SHIT!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought i was the only one!
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was a better death than what Kirk got.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i still need to watch the transformers one
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bedard is probably dying to sign a long term
by Mauiners on May 26, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH GOOD STOTTLEMYRE WILL TALK SOME SENSE INTO HIM
Die of a stroke, hope-ruiner.
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BAHAHA...we really suck
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
collapse? it was downhill from the 1st inning.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really wanted this one
I thought we had a chance Thanks Bartolo. I feel stupid.
by LongLiveTheKings on May 26, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"And the Red Sox have the bases loaded... my... oh my. When it rains it pours."
Never leave us, Niehaus.
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ha ha....
ha?
Jeff is now in the crosshairs of Homeland Security.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 26, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Graduated from school
Already vacated.
I’ll be back on June 17-19. Should I not be?
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 26, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You do know that they send out the Party Van for less than this
Not just for you, but “social networking” is enough for Person A to get Person B in trouble for purposes of the round-up list.
So basically, GTE is getting us all sent to Guantanamo.
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They don't show the Mariners there right
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Depends on whether or not they need information.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 26, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if you believe they've stopped torturing people there
by OlSalty on May 26, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd say yes, but the Few Good Players might lessen the effect
So they probably just show clips of Vidro GIDPs and Raul chasing after deep flies.
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
V-tek bomb would be awesome
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You and I have differing definitions of awesome
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By awesome...I meant a fitting conclusion to the suck that is the Mariners tonight
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And as the camera pans to follow the ball to the hit it here sign, the mikes pick up JJ's screams as one of his ribs detaches
and Felix makes a “call me” gesture to Francona from the dugout.
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KRUEGER ASKS FOR A CURVEBALL BRAIN EXPLODED
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He basically called Pedroia sitting on the first pitch fastball
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just make a video of Justice's house burning
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
goddammit
just dammit
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't watch this anymore.
This loss isn’t funny, it just sucks.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's kind of funny when comparing
Colon’s minor league contract to Silva’s huge deal.
by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on May 26, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this just keeps getting better and better
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i can't even smile anymore.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fire everyone.
It’s a shame ownership doesn’t care about this franchise.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My ass hurts now, thanks.
I wish the Mariners would stop raping me. =(
by joof on May 26, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and i says: THATS NOT THE MARINERS; THATS MY WIFE
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the plus side, this will be the fewest amount of runs we've given up in a week.
by JI on May 26, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pretty sure Felix was just crying in the dugout
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to watch some Futurama.
Entertainment should be entertaining.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We challenge each other
Good chemistry!
by Paytheline on May 26, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why didn't we go to RRS earlier again?
oh yeah – fucking Mac.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 26, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why would you want to trust our 4th best pitcher* with any sort of leverage situation?
MOP-UP FOR THE OZMAN
*I looked it up in my gut
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, we should have used a PC to make the pitching change
The Mac wasn’t compatible with the email program used for pitching changes.
by joof on May 26, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bill Krueger doesn't understand dark people
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SUICIDE PACT
BEFORE IT GETS WORSE
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GM Pick To Click: Downtown hot dog vendors
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nodeath Cults? Havent we learnedfrom Jones town and Heavens Gate?

Why dont we just riot like soccer hulligans?
by laxtonto on May 26, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 for $6 right by VIdro's condo
They cut them in half which is annoying but they were good for hotdogs.
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lester is unflappable?
I’d say he was pretty well flapped by the cancer.
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Waxing poetic about Lester and father
will to live approaching zero
by JI on May 26, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Krueger waxes poetic about modern medicine
Krueger spits venom at modern baseball analysis
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahhh back to that old familiar feeling
sweet sweet failure
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
by wadswerth on May 26, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope his mother gets cancer as well.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wahoo...GTE is breaking down barriers!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...she already has native american in her. can't be much worse.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about Megaids?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know about Megaids
But I know if you get one teaspoon of superaids in your butt, you’re dead in a week.
by joof on May 26, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats a really white Beltre bobblehead
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That looks less like Adrian Beltre than anything I have ever seen.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 26, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have to admit...I sort of thought we might win today.
That’s what I fucking get for having hope. My dick knocked in the dirt.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Impressive.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shocking.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm sorry that was uncalled for.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He never had electrifying stuff.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Made the hair on my neck stand up.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's why he didn't bolt to the majors.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least he went out to a thunderous ovation.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This sort of joking about a man's death is revolting.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
We should probably zap this subthread right now.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Going through hot flashes are we?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least we're talking about current events.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gonzalez's death must have come like a bolt from the blue for his family. I'm sure they are stunned at the jolt this has caused them.
And I know this message will meet with some resistance here, but I’m dismayed at how everyone has conducted themselves.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He must have got hit by the lightning after someone charged the mound.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His enemies are probably amped by the news.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He had probably had a cup of coffee before getting hit
He was clearly wired.
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too bad his only real success was in the junior circuit.
by joof on May 26, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This subthread is fantastic.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it strikes me that I'm out of ideas. So good night.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't have a negative attitude ane expect positive results.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well watt do you expect with me being a fan of this team?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Out of ideas?
I got one point twenty one more.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't get it until this morning.
I feel dumb.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 27, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We still have Ichiro's amazing catch...so take that Scrappy
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We still have Ichiro's amazing catch...so take that Scrappy
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Niehaus nearly had another coronary calling that DP
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm starting to think that when he dies
it will be on the air.
by JI on May 26, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He needs to calm down.
Or his HOF speech will just be him drooling at the podium.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In WE maybe, but to the Rick Rizz publicity machine, that was a game saver.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 26, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
I just wish we could do awesome things that matter.
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we won 116 games in 2001 then went to the playoffs!
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 26, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually made one of my own but it was worse
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't expecting not to get thrown under the bus.
And, yeah, this is pretty much my best work.
by JI on May 26, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A little pixie dust is left in the bag..
the magic just continues!
by bmteddy on May 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well now you're just being greedy.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 26, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both he and Niehaus lost their shit over what was ultimately an inconsequential play
Orders from the headsets, perhaps?
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I went pretty apeshit.
It was a really good play.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 26, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Getting excited about a great play, sure
Niehaus nearly killed himself calling it like they won the World Series or something.
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should've heard it
I could almost see the strain, and I’m only listening on radio.
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...
My jpeg got hate mail comments yesterday.
by JI on May 26, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's hilarious, personally.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't have to listen to it.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 26, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it possible to force the video upon the thread every commecial break?
by JI on May 26, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woody Harrelson might be an ass,
but he has had some nice ass to grab over his lifetime.
Man, I need to get into acting.
by Wilder. on May 26, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hell yeah #10
Pass some of that shit over
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any bets on a 1-2-3 inning?
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's the over/under on this being a good inning?
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll take that bet
If I win, you bring me back my LOST DVD.
by bmteddy on May 26, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do need to get that back to you, don't I?
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 26, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since when does Jeremy Reed look like Mark McGrath?
Oh, and I’m back now, guys.
by qrsouther on May 26, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Photo-op chance
Sportscenter needs that shot of him puffing before pitching.
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I see I didn't miss much being in Vegas.
We still suck.
by eponymous_coward on May 26, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can some make a JJ type poster:
Cairo In. Game over.
by Alaska on May 26, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe this wasn't a pedophile joke.
by JI on May 26, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Washburn in. Charges pending"
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would be honored to have Rays Nation take over Safeco Field
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
False hope false hope false hope false hope
by OlSalty on May 26, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm predicting a wave of false hope in June
Something like a stretch of 16-12 to make the front office make bleats about “we are still in this!” before being completely crushed by another losing streak.
by eponymous_coward on May 26, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do the mariners always torture us like this?
by Alaska on May 26, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to semi-inflate an innertube and send it to Yuni's house
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cory Lidle tried not to hit a large building in his plane.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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