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Holy crap that was quick.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a great thread.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAY GUYS DID YOU KNOW ELLSBURY WENT TO OSU??

And Jerome Bettis is from Detroit?

Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!

by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no shit

Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!

by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pope season?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you and your love for grit, Kreugar.

it’s broadcasters like you that breeds stupidity into the minds of casual fans.

NEEDS LESS SUCK

by Double06 on May 26, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What kind of chant is that?

LETS GO MAERSOX

Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!

by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice swing you gorilla

...I’m not being racist, he just looks like a gorilla.

by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh huh.

I bet you still keep around a Crayola “Flesh” Crayon just because it aint black.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not in the 80s it wasn't.

Right along with “fleshtone” bandaids from Johnson & Johnson.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What?

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Die in a Fire assclown.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I kinda want to know who we wish we had...

I guess I’m playing right into his hands though

by LongLiveTheKings on May 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Josy?

Damn you Krueger. You son of a bitch.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"He knows how to play baseball"

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A butt rash?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As much as I hate bunting

I’m really glad we don’t get to see him swing the bat this inning.

NEEDS LESS SUCK

by Double06 on May 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait, what?

What does that even mean Krueger?

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

needs a better caption

Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!

by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I caught my own pop-up!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

winner

Thats what that is.

holt shit its christmas.

by yteimlad on May 26, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I may or may not regret this

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LL is not 4chan.

gb2/b/.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

4Chan

the birthplace of the RickRoll.

by BrianL on May 26, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Niehaus mentioned a pinch runner in the Dodgers-Cubs game named Chen Hu

Meaning they had… Hu on first. And then he took 2nd, so Hu was on 2nd.

by Gomez on May 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

who = hu

zomg cleverrrrrr!

wlad for president '08

by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Caption

Bill: No, Angie! Grab Wang when the cameras are off…..awwww yeeeeahhh….

by BrianL on May 26, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

eww

She’s way too attractive for him.

by JI on May 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if Nikki Z has tasted the Krug yet

Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!

by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's had to hit on at least one of them

Look at his slicked back here. He looks like the guy who would do that.

by Fin on May 26, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Live in a Fire Krueger.

You don’t deserve the release of death.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

shut up Krueger

christ, I would gladly trade my life to have you never talk again.

by Matthew on May 26, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's called radio.

Even better, Niehaus and Blowers are on it. I highly recommend using it. You can play old Super Nintendo games like Shadowrun while you listen, too.

by esoteric on May 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sit down bitch

Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!

by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey papolo

You wish you had him.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AHHHH QUIT TALKING YOU SACK OF SHIT! QUIT FUCKING TALKING! QUIT QUIT QUIT!AHHHHHH

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It can get worse.

Hi again everybody! look who is joining Bill and I, it’s Red Ron Fairly!

Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!

by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who was the guy they got in for some of the radio broadcasts last year?

He was kind of nerdy and pretty hilarious. I want to hear more of that guy.

by esoteric on May 26, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

It’s the awesome that comes around only when the Sklars guest host Rome

Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!

by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shut up Kreuger..

Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!

by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Rockies should copyright Fluketober.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sexson infield hit?

I’m heading to the bomb shelter.

by joof on May 26, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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by JI on May 26, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CAIRO IN

CATALYST-ACTIVATED WIN COMPLEX

by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gah

NEEDS LESS SUCK

by Double06 on May 26, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HIT IT ON THE GROUND

THE GROUND
HIT IT ON THE GROUND

by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rickie?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NICE CAIRO!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So Cairo found something he's good at.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm Bill Krueger

I think Jacoby Ellsbury will hit for power. I will support this argument by citing his 40 time.

by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just started watching... when did that Ichiro catch happen

and who did he rob?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on May 26, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Goddamnit

I’m bad luck once again!

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on May 26, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does Krueger have a daughter?

and can you imagine that ‘first date talk’?

by Mauiners on May 26, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hilarious

I’d like to see his keys to the game for mundane tasks

Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!

by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1. Pull stroke
2. Go deep
3. Finish strong.

by HARRYP09 on May 26, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dammit

Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!

by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Be less predictable.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

“Thank for you choosing Fastball King, what kind of Fastball would you like?”
“Hmm, 94mph, middle-in”
“Bzzt, thank you, please pull through.”

“Thank for you choosing Fastball King, what kind of Fastball would you like?”
“Actually, do you have any breaking balls?”
“Sorry, no breaking balls, but we’re running our ‘Establish the Fastball’ special, why don’t you give one, or more, a try?”
“Well, okay, that sounds good. Give me four, and just send them out back to back.”
“Excellent choice. Please pull through!”

by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

2 runs?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 runs?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

4 runs?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Red Sox Nation Seattle,

consists of UW sorority girls and that is all

by Mauiners on May 26, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fastballs are stupid.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Everyone out of here!!

Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!

by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OHHHHHH SHIT!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought i was the only one!

Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!

by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was a better death than what Kirk got.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BAHAHA...we really suck

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I really wanted this one

I thought we had a chance Thanks Bartolo. I feel stupid.

by LongLiveTheKings on May 26, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ha ha....

ha?

Jeff is now in the crosshairs of Homeland Security.

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on May 26, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Graduated from school

Already vacated.

I’ll be back on June 17-19. Should I not be?

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on May 26, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You do know that they send out the Party Van for less than this

Not just for you, but “social networking” is enough for Person A to get Person B in trouble for purposes of the round-up list.

So basically, GTE is getting us all sent to Guantanamo.

by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't watch this anymore.

This loss isn’t funny, it just sucks.

by BrianL on May 26, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's kind of funny when comparing

Colon’s minor league contract to Silva’s huge deal.

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on May 26, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fire everyone.

It’s a shame ownership doesn’t care about this franchise.

by BrianL on May 26, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My ass hurts now, thanks.

I wish the Mariners would stop raping me. =(

by joof on May 26, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to watch some Futurama.

Entertainment should be entertaining.

by BrianL on May 26, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why didn't we go to RRS earlier again?

oh yeah – fucking Mac.

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on May 26, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, we should have used a PC to make the pitching change

The Mac wasn’t compatible with the email program used for pitching changes.

by joof on May 26, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahhh back to that old familiar feeling

sweet sweet failure

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on May 26, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope his mother gets cancer as well.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What about Megaids?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know about Megaids

But I know if you get one teaspoon of superaids in your butt, you’re dead in a week.

by joof on May 26, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gj "LF"

wlad for president '08

by wongguy on May 26, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have to admit...I sort of thought we might win today.

That’s what I fucking get for having hope. My dick knocked in the dirt.

by esoteric on May 26, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Impressive.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shocking.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm sorry that was uncalled for.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait for it









Wait for it…





RIMSHOT

by Gomez on May 26, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's why he didn't bolt to the majors.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We should probably zap this subthread right now.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least we're talking about current events.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gonzalez's death must have come like a bolt from the blue for his family. I'm sure they are stunned at the jolt this has caused them.

And I know this message will meet with some resistance here, but I’m dismayed at how everyone has conducted themselves.

by esoteric on May 26, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

His enemies are probably amped by the news.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This subthread is fantastic.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But it strikes me that I'm out of ideas. So good night.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well watt do you expect with me being a fan of this team?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Out of ideas?

I got one point twenty one more.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 26, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I went pretty apeshit.

It was a really good play.

-aaron c.

by acblue on May 26, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Getting excited about a great play, sure

Niehaus nearly killed himself calling it like they won the World Series or something.

by Gomez on May 26, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should've heard it

I could almost see the strain, and I’m only listening on radio.

by Gomez on May 26, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woody Harrelson might be an ass,

but he has had some nice ass to grab over his lifetime.

Man, I need to get into acting.

by Wilder. on May 26, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm predicting a wave of false hope in June

Something like a stretch of 16-12 to make the front office make bleats about “we are still in this!” before being completely crushed by another losing streak.

by eponymous_coward on May 26, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs