5/26: Open Game Thread, Part 3

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Maybe he's recording the whole game live?
o.ol
by OlSalty on May 26, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone know a free radio feed that isnt Komo online?
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap that was quick.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The stuffed crust pizza thread was bumped
hahaha
by JI on May 26, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a great thread.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the 1-hitter takes it methinks.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAY GUYS DID YOU KNOW ELLSBURY WENT TO OSU??
And Jerome Bettis is from Detroit?
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
no shit
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ellsbury better than Ichiro!!
Ellsbury has a .379 obp while Ichiro’s is .351.
by papolo on May 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You registered here just to post that?
You’re a very sad little person.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pope season?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wabbit Season!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you and your love for grit, Kreugar.
it’s broadcasters like you that breeds stupidity into the minds of casual fans.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 26, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What kind of chant is that?
LETS GO MAERSOX
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
robert's at the game doing his part to confuse everyone
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HBP LET'S GO FELIX SHOW YOUR MEANSTREAK
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
reliving a laugh

Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BRB GONNA GO GET SOME DESSERT
FER REAL THIS TIME.
by qrsouther on May 26, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i love your passion for food, turbo.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mac don't argue a balk
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice swing you gorilla
...I’m not being racist, he just looks like a gorilla.
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought you liked Ortiz?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get me a sunkist!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shrek
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh huh.
I bet you still keep around a Crayola “Flesh” Crayon just because it aint black.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not in the 80s it wasn't.
Right along with “fleshtone” bandaids from Johnson & Johnson.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's Joba the Hut.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet Jeff has lots of friends who are black
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff loves black people
He thinks everybody should ow… okay stopping that joke right now.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously FSN, fuck your camera angles
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 26, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Die in a Fire assclown.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kinda want to know who we wish we had...
I guess I’m playing right into his hands though
by LongLiveTheKings on May 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the lesson here is that Ortiz is good at hitting fastballs
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
steal home from 1st ichiro. show us you're healthy.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Josy?
Damn you Krueger. You son of a bitch.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate that our #3 hitter and DH bunts
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WE JUST BUNTED WITH OUR #3 HITTER
IF YOU DON’T TRUST HIM TO HIT WHY ARE YOU HITTING HIM THIRD
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
more dessert? where is it....
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"He knows how to play baseball"
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A butt rash?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As much as I hate bunting
I’m really glad we don’t get to see him swing the bat this inning.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
shit it's better than a DP.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, what?
What does that even mean Krueger?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want to bunt Bill Krueger in front of a snowplow
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to throw him under the snowplow
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vidro is the anti-Ortiz
Low average, no power.
by Fin on May 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ortiz never legs out a bunt single
Therefore doesn’t know how to play
by LongLiveTheKings on May 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Vidro knows how to play baseball. He played in the National League."
by Teej on May 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NL is JV
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
needs a better caption

Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes yes yes
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HAS A SNO CONE!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I caught my own pop-up!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I may or may not regret this

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LL is not 4chan.
gb2/b/.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sincerely doubt that.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man oh man do I hate Bill Kreuger.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I see his name every day in the offseason, because he's in my schools baseball hall of fame
It irritates me greatly.
by joof on May 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Niehaus mentioned a pinch runner in the Dodgers-Cubs game named Chen Hu
Meaning they had… Hu on first. And then he took 2nd, so Hu was on 2nd.
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For those of you who missed the game yesterday:

by JI on May 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Caption
Bill: No, Angie! Grab Wang when the cameras are off…..awwww yeeeeahhh….
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if Nikki Z has tasted the Krug yet
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's had to hit on at least one of them
Look at his slicked back here. He looks like the guy who would do that.
by Fin on May 26, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just realized that someone else posted this
hahaha
by JI on May 26, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Live in a Fire Krueger.
You don’t deserve the release of death.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Last time I watched Colon pitch, Beltre hit two bombs off him.
DO IT, DUDE.
by Teej on May 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Taking a close pitch? Taking on 3-0?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay I've been on the phone for 30 minutes, what'd I miss?
by OlSalty on May 26, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Luckily I was here to see the catch
T’was awesome
by OlSalty on May 26, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you please possibly post a clip of that?
by Fin on May 26, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I tried, camstudio not compatable with my sound card.
by JI on May 26, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
screen recorder?
just the audio is also acceptable
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
someday i will see this commercial
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Regardless of what happens, we'll always have that catch
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he does have some native american in him.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His mom sure did.
OOOOH!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone but Boston!
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix is just not Felix anymore and it sucks
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
can you imagine if Hanley had stayed in Boston?
Man, Derek Jeter 2.0
by Matthew on May 26, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i was going for hispanic, but that works.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just bought the Futurama boxset.
I forgot how good this show was.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is more coming down the pipe!
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THATS NOT WHAT SHE SAID
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
shut up Krueger
christ, I would gladly trade my life to have you never talk again.
by Matthew on May 26, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's called radio.
Even better, Niehaus and Blowers are on it. I highly recommend using it. You can play old Super Nintendo games like Shadowrun while you listen, too.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been playing alot of Super Mario RPG lately.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hate how it capped at level 30.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sit down bitch
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix - 85 pitches through 7 :)
Colon – 71 through 6 :(
by OlSalty on May 26, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey papolo
You wish you had him.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Safeco wouldn't have the balls to play Sweet Caroline if we win
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sadly, they play it non-ironically at Nationals Park in DC.
Makes me feel like they’re self-hating or something.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AHHHH QUIT TALKING YOU SACK OF SHIT! QUIT FUCKING TALKING! QUIT QUIT QUIT!AHHHHHH
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is proof of concept that it can always get worse
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It can get worse.
Hi again everybody! look who is joining Bill and I, it’s Red Ron Fairly!
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who was the guy they got in for some of the radio broadcasts last year?
He was kind of nerdy and pretty hilarious. I want to hear more of that guy.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
It’s the awesome that comes around only when the Sklars guest host Rome
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The pitcher turning around to face second base
One of the most exciting plays in baseball
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just being honest.
He really, really bothered me.
by qrsouther on May 26, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shut up Kreuger..
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Reed looks like a real good hitter...
in Tacoma
by Mauiners on May 26, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and i'm sure that had sarcasm in it.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Rockies should copyright Fluketober.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sexson infield hit?
I’m heading to the bomb shelter.
by joof on May 26, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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by JI on May 26, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I simply cannot believe that Richie Sexson beat out an infield hit.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Took me 3 reads to get it
Well done.
by qrsouther on May 26, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I keep forgetting that the Mariners are playing at home today.
by HARRYP09 on May 26, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're not.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really. Not with RSN in full bloom.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HIT IT ON THE GROUND
THE GROUND
HIT IT ON THE GROUND
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
All right you fuckers
play this in a continuous loop and suffer like the rest of us.
by JI on May 26, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeff...what is your opinion of Willie Randolph as a manager?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what if McLaren called pulled the squintism card?
by Mauiners on May 26, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rickie?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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