5/26: Open Game Thread, Part 2
I need to stop opening these threads so early.
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A new thread before the game even started?
Wow.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2nd thread before first pitch?
Sweet.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this the first time a new thread has been opened before a game?
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 26, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I should have figured.
I haven’t had a computer in the same room as a TV for very long, so game threads are relatively new.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 26, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You asshole
I was going to burn Coach so bad.
by JI on May 26, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Get it over with.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I was a Admin
I would open the thread so we could get our rips in then reclose it.
by Robert on May 26, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
About Colon
Last start: 2 swinging strikes, secondary stuff looked like shit, fastball was only mid 90s when nobody was on.
He got a lot of groundballs, but there were a ton of meatballs that the Royals just didn’t punish. All but one of his strikeouts were called, and three of those were on questionable strikezone gifts by the umpire.
None of this changes the fact that he’ll probably kick our asses, but I’m not that sold on him being anywhere near good nor effective. More data needed.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sold that he'll be all that great
but the big concern was about his velocity, and he apparently still has most of it. I would much rather have him with his deal than Silva with his.
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was ranging 89-96mph on the fastball
89-92 when people were on, 91-96 when nobody was. My early theory is that fatass can’t pitch from the stretch for shit. His slider wasn’t breaking and neither was his changeup.
Frankly he’s a one pitch pitcher right now, and that’s only if nobody’s on base. If he’d been pitching against anybody but the Royals, they’d have ate him for dinner several buffets.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's always been a one-pitch pitcher, though
even at his peak he was hovering around 80% fastballs.
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like I said
More data needed, but I’m not sold his velocity is back. Dude’s shoulder is shredded beef and will need more starts before he’s convinced me.
He sure hasn’t lost any weight…
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As for the contract.
Duh. There isn’t a soul on this board that wants Carlos Silva for 4 years, let alone 4 and 48 milion.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God Damn it I had a awesome rip on JI ready to go to
by Robert on May 26, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
if anyone here works in marketing for their company
huge ROI on $ invested for commercial time on mlb.tv
Vitor is a bum pirate
by Tony S on May 26, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't think so
Surprisingly close though.
by qrsouther on May 26, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did anyone else just see Loafie doing the pelvic thrust?
Need gif.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
a logical choice for new manager if mclaren gets canned
is Miguel Cairo
I think this is a good idea if the M’s lose 12 of the next 16 games
by Tony S on May 26, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Edgar would be a good manager because he was a good player and I like him.
by JI on May 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO IT SHOULD BE PAT BORDERS BECAUSE HE USED TO BE A CATCHER AND HAS A GOLD MEDAL!
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember being excited for bob melvin because he was a catcher and used computers
little did i know that it was a excel sheet with batting averages sorted alphabeticaly
by Robert on May 26, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, Angel Hernandez behind the plate.
Should be an easy game for Felix.
by Matthew on May 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Facim is less fun when you're not doing the dictating.
by JI on May 26, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still frowned upon
Especially the PITCHf/x umpire data.
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
can't share,
but Angel has a reputation as a latin friendly ump.
by Matthew on May 26, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where the hell do you get your inside information on these umps?
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mariners opponent with two quick outs
Does not compute.
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FeliKs awesome through 1
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rays won, DBacks lost
Rays-Best record in baseball
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is a pretty good year for teams I like
except for the Mariners, who are terrible
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Inning closed in under 10 pitches?
That is impossible.
by mark sobba on May 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I said you had five minutes but noooo you took your sweet time.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny what happens when Felix throws sliders
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For a guy with a reputation of being so warm and cuddly,
Ortiz sure gets in a ton of arguments over balls and strikes.
by Teej on May 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's right Varitek.
You get the Price is Right fail horn.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did that sign say "Ichiro hit a homer" or "Ichiro, hit a homer"?
Two very different statements.
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They're talking about yesterday.
Just to help out anyone who didn’t see the game.
by Teej on May 26, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Varitek's gear.
Camo is lame.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 26, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who's Jesus Christ Colon?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He threw 98 on me a few times in MLB 07 the show
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on May 26, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In a game of would you rather
on defense
Raul or Manny?
by JI on May 26, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
5 infielders and just have Ichiro cover LF and CF
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm beginning to think we should give Raul a lawnchair
like an MTV celebrity softball game.
by JI on May 26, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how many times Rizzs writes Willie Boom Boom into his All Star ballot
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
More than the number of times
Stuff-crust pizza has made me almost throw up.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a lot of chub in this batter/pitcher matchup.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 26, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What the hell kind of cheese do they use to stuff this crust?
Ass cheese?
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The regret took longer to hit me this time
Progress
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But world hunger.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fromundera cheese?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It tastes like those string cheese packets I used to eat as a kid
by OlSalty on May 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, string cheese is delicious and a Jeff afternoon staple
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you ever tried chewing on the whole stick
That’s like stuffed crust cheese
by OlSalty on May 26, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, but I'm trying to make a comparison here
When you DON’T tear the string cheese into strips and just eat the whole thing at once, it tastes like stuffed crust cheese.
by OlSalty on May 26, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Execpt string cheese is good.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn straight.
I enjoy food that doesn’t taste like ass.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LL just jumped the shark.
I wasn’t expecting this until the series finale.
by JI on May 26, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re not my father, Jeff! I don’t have to listen to you, do I?
by JI on May 26, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...what?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was what I downloaded for MLB's AOCTOBER contest last year
Just be glad it wasnted 114 MBs of Pornbots
by Robert on May 26, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The one time I did that
It was a virus that borked my registry and forced me to format.
by Robert on May 26, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES FELIX!
down in the zone. stay. there.
by Matthew on May 26, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck that camera angle.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 26, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NO SHUT THE FUCK UP MIKE
Felix should not establish a fastball. That’s goddamn stupid talk and I would personally bash your head in if you keep it up which willl be very easy because it is goddamned hollow!!
by Matthew on May 26, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jon Lester is Joba Chamberlain's brother?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See: Jeremy Giambi.
See: Tommy Aaron.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this offensive?
Me and my friend (who happens to be a ginger) call Lester “Cancer Boy.” And my friend is a bandwagoner Sox fan, so I think it’s okay.
by qrsouther on May 26, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lester is Cancer Boy ,and Doug Davis is Cancer Man.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only when it's in the balls
is it cool.
by qrsouther on May 26, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey did you guys know that Lester had cancer?
So does his dad!
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SEE MIKE!!!
FASTBALLS ARENT AS GOOD AS THOSE
NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I KILL YOUR CHILDREN
by Matthew on May 26, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Woo!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Announcers don't like, understand change
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Casual fans either
Most people I speak with IRL believe the Rays are on some 50 game fluke and will soon collapse.
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Further proof that real life is for idiots.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 26, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man you don't even have to be a stat geek to know the Rays are full of young raw talent.
Geez, your IRL friends your dumb.
by Fin on May 26, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same with my coworkers
These people are easy to take advantage of.
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The $500 my friend will have to give me at the end of the season will be spent on a new PS3.
Thank you, Tampa Bay.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck experience
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like you Dave
But you’re annoying me.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 26, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Colon
Throwing suck pitches to bad hitters = success.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
Still waiting for a baserunner to see if my theory is correct.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Jeff
You’re a master at crushing hopes and dreams.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phillies win
Col 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 5 8 1 Phi 3 0 1 6 0 6 0 4 X 20 19 1
Headline on Rockies’ side of mlb.com:
“Early Lead Evaporates”
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on May 26, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
evaporates like urkanian engineers at chernobyl
by Matthew on May 26, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Evaporates like the life of miners
in Utah!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Without the exclamation point this is a solid comment
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Be more supportive
his heart’s in the right place.
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Non-existent?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So close...
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Mike Blowers
I’ve got a $500 bet with my buddy that Tampa Bay finishes above .500
You want in on this?
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I enjoyed the Beltre appeal there.
It’s been awhile since I’ve seen one.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He did it like five times over the weekend
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet when the wife asks if he's taken out the trash
He just points towards the kitchen
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it still funny to you?
I’m genuinely curious. Because I detect a joyless persistence in your “HAY IS IS VITOR ARTINEZ” posts.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It comes and goes
I like to switch it up with hay is is Mallio Ordoyez
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Job sites that make you enter in all your resume info by hand are more full of fail than Blowers.
by Matthew on May 26, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What retarded site does that?
How dumb.
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
many of them
In this specific case, the UN.
by Matthew on May 26, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The higher you aim
the farther you fall
by Robert on May 26, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In what year is Blurnsball invented again?
That would be far more entertaining than this [COATHANGER] of a team.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well at this rate both pitchers are going into the 9th inning
by OlSalty on May 26, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bart may die of fatigue though by the 9th.
Then get ambulanced to Taco Bell to get some fourthmeal.
by qrsouther on May 26, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The first person to call in with the right answer should get a free pizza.
by JI on May 26, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Assuming it's not stuffed crust.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would hope for it.
You used to be able to win pizzas if you called in after the first homerun.
by JI on May 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
freeze it and mail to me
cut off the teeth marks
by JI on May 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm... baserunners...
Watching carefully now.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kenji!!!
About time one of those grounders to third paid off
by OlSalty on May 26, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
as hard as that may be, it would be very appropriate.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3R HR let's go ichiro!!!!!
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Will it be deep enough?"
You know that’s our catcher right
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BTW, Bartolo Colon's Gameday image is WONDERFULLY ugly.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He looks like Felix after he was beaten to death with the ugly stick
by LongLiveTheKings on May 26, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or stung by a million bees.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh christ, we're not gonna get any runs, are we?
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It was supposed to be "stfu"
I guess “what the fuck up”?
by qrsouther on May 26, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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