5/26: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:01 PM PDT
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I need to stop opening these threads so early.
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A new thread before the game even started?
Wow.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2nd thread before first pitch?
Sweet.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this the first time a new thread has been opened before a game?
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 26, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I should have figured.
I haven’t had a computer in the same room as a TV for very long, so game threads are relatively new.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 26, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You asshole
I was going to burn Coach so bad.
by JI on May 26, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Get it over with.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I was a Admin
I would open the thread so we could get our rips in then reclose it.
by Robert on May 26, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
About Colon
Last start: 2 swinging strikes, secondary stuff looked like shit, fastball was only mid 90s when nobody was on.
He got a lot of groundballs, but there were a ton of meatballs that the Royals just didn’t punish. All but one of his strikeouts were called, and three of those were on questionable strikezone gifts by the umpire.
None of this changes the fact that he’ll probably kick our asses, but I’m not that sold on him being anywhere near good nor effective. More data needed.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sold that he'll be all that great
but the big concern was about his velocity, and he apparently still has most of it. I would much rather have him with his deal than Silva with his.
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was ranging 89-96mph on the fastball
89-92 when people were on, 91-96 when nobody was. My early theory is that fatass can’t pitch from the stretch for shit. His slider wasn’t breaking and neither was his changeup.
Frankly he’s a one pitch pitcher right now, and that’s only if nobody’s on base. If he’d been pitching against anybody but the Royals, they’d have ate him for dinner several buffets.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's always been a one-pitch pitcher, though
even at his peak he was hovering around 80% fastballs.
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like I said
More data needed, but I’m not sold his velocity is back. Dude’s shoulder is shredded beef and will need more starts before he’s convinced me.
He sure hasn’t lost any weight…
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As for the contract.
Duh. There isn’t a soul on this board that wants Carlos Silva for 4 years, let alone 4 and 48 milion.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God Damn it I had a awesome rip on JI ready to go to
by Robert on May 26, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
if anyone here works in marketing for their company
huge ROI on $ invested for commercial time on mlb.tv
Vitor is a bum pirate
by Tony S on May 26, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't think so
Surprisingly close though.
by qrsouther on May 26, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did anyone else just see Loafie doing the pelvic thrust?
Need gif.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
a logical choice for new manager if mclaren gets canned
is Miguel Cairo
I think this is a good idea if the M’s lose 12 of the next 16 games
by Tony S on May 26, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Edgar would be a good manager because he was a good player and I like him.
by JI on May 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO IT SHOULD BE PAT BORDERS BECAUSE HE USED TO BE A CATCHER AND HAS A GOLD MEDAL!
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember being excited for bob melvin because he was a catcher and used computers
little did i know that it was a excel sheet with batting averages sorted alphabeticaly
by Robert on May 26, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, Angel Hernandez behind the plate.
Should be an easy game for Felix.
by Matthew on May 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Facim is less fun when you're not doing the dictating.
by JI on May 26, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still frowned upon
Especially the PITCHf/x umpire data.
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
can't share,
but Angel has a reputation as a latin friendly ump.
by Matthew on May 26, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where the hell do you get your inside information on these umps?
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mariners opponent with two quick outs
Does not compute.
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FeliKs awesome through 1
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rays won, DBacks lost
Rays-Best record in baseball
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is a pretty good year for teams I like
except for the Mariners, who are terrible
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Inning closed in under 10 pitches?
That is impossible.
by mark sobba on May 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I said you had five minutes but noooo you took your sweet time.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny what happens when Felix throws sliders
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For a guy with a reputation of being so warm and cuddly,
Ortiz sure gets in a ton of arguments over balls and strikes.
by Teej on May 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's right Varitek.
You get the Price is Right fail horn.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did that sign say "Ichiro hit a homer" or "Ichiro, hit a homer"?
Two very different statements.
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They're talking about yesterday.
Just to help out anyone who didn’t see the game.
by Teej on May 26, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Varitek's gear.
Camo is lame.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 26, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who's Jesus Christ Colon?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He threw 98 on me a few times in MLB 07 the show
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on May 26, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In a game of would you rather
on defense
Raul or Manny?
by JI on May 26, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
5 infielders and just have Ichiro cover LF and CF
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm beginning to think we should give Raul a lawnchair
like an MTV celebrity softball game.
by JI on May 26, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how many times Rizzs writes Willie Boom Boom into his All Star ballot
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
More than the number of times
Stuff-crust pizza has made me almost throw up.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a lot of chub in this batter/pitcher matchup.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 26, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What the hell kind of cheese do they use to stuff this crust?
Ass cheese?
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The regret took longer to hit me this time
Progress
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But world hunger.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fromundera cheese?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It tastes like those string cheese packets I used to eat as a kid
by OlSalty on May 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, string cheese is delicious and a Jeff afternoon staple
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you ever tried chewing on the whole stick
That’s like stuffed crust cheese
by OlSalty on May 26, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, but I'm trying to make a comparison here
When you DON’T tear the string cheese into strips and just eat the whole thing at once, it tastes like stuffed crust cheese.
by OlSalty on May 26, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Execpt string cheese is good.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn straight.
I enjoy food that doesn’t taste like ass.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LL just jumped the shark.
I wasn’t expecting this until the series finale.
by JI on May 26, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re not my father, Jeff! I don’t have to listen to you, do I?
by JI on May 26, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...what?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was what I downloaded for MLB's AOCTOBER contest last year
Just be glad it wasnted 114 MBs of Pornbots
by Robert on May 26, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The one time I did that
It was a virus that borked my registry and forced me to format.
by Robert on May 26, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES FELIX!
down in the zone. stay. there.
by Matthew on May 26, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck that camera angle.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 26, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NO SHUT THE FUCK UP MIKE
Felix should not establish a fastball. That’s goddamn stupid talk and I would personally bash your head in if you keep it up which willl be very easy because it is goddamned hollow!!
by Matthew on May 26, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jon Lester is Joba Chamberlain's brother?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See: Jeremy Giambi.
See: Tommy Aaron.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this offensive?
Me and my friend (who happens to be a ginger) call Lester “Cancer Boy.” And my friend is a bandwagoner Sox fan, so I think it’s okay.
by qrsouther on May 26, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lester is Cancer Boy ,and Doug Davis is Cancer Man.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only when it's in the balls
is it cool.
by qrsouther on May 26, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey did you guys know that Lester had cancer?
So does his dad!
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SEE MIKE!!!
FASTBALLS ARENT AS GOOD AS THOSE
NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I KILL YOUR CHILDREN
by Matthew on May 26, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Woo!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Announcers don't like, understand change
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Casual fans either
Most people I speak with IRL believe the Rays are on some 50 game fluke and will soon collapse.
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Further proof that real life is for idiots.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 26, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man you don't even have to be a stat geek to know the Rays are full of young raw talent.
Geez, your IRL friends your dumb.
by Fin on May 26, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same with my coworkers
These people are easy to take advantage of.
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The $500 my friend will have to give me at the end of the season will be spent on a new PS3.
Thank you, Tampa Bay.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck experience
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like you Dave
But you’re annoying me.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 26, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Colon
Throwing suck pitches to bad hitters = success.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
Still waiting for a baserunner to see if my theory is correct.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Jeff
You’re a master at crushing hopes and dreams.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phillies win
Col 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 5 8 1 Phi 3 0 1 6 0 6 0 4 X 20 19 1
Headline on Rockies’ side of mlb.com:
“Early Lead Evaporates”
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on May 26, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
evaporates like urkanian engineers at chernobyl
by Matthew on May 26, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Evaporates like the life of miners
in Utah!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Without the exclamation point this is a solid comment
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Be more supportive
his heart’s in the right place.
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Non-existent?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So close...
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Mike Blowers
I’ve got a $500 bet with my buddy that Tampa Bay finishes above .500
You want in on this?
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I enjoyed the Beltre appeal there.
It’s been awhile since I’ve seen one.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He did it like five times over the weekend
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet when the wife asks if he's taken out the trash
He just points towards the kitchen
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it still funny to you?
I’m genuinely curious. Because I detect a joyless persistence in your “HAY IS IS VITOR ARTINEZ” posts.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It comes and goes
I like to switch it up with hay is is Mallio Ordoyez
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Job sites that make you enter in all your resume info by hand are more full of fail than Blowers.
by Matthew on May 26, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What retarded site does that?
How dumb.
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
many of them
In this specific case, the UN.
by Matthew on May 26, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The higher you aim
the farther you fall
by Robert on May 26, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In what year is Blurnsball invented again?
That would be far more entertaining than this [COATHANGER] of a team.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well at this rate both pitchers are going into the 9th inning
by OlSalty on May 26, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bart may die of fatigue though by the 9th.
Then get ambulanced to Taco Bell to get some fourthmeal.
by qrsouther on May 26, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The first person to call in with the right answer should get a free pizza.
by JI on May 26, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Assuming it's not stuffed crust.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would hope for it.
You used to be able to win pizzas if you called in after the first homerun.
by JI on May 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
freeze it and mail to me
cut off the teeth marks
by JI on May 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm... baserunners...
Watching carefully now.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kenji!!!
About time one of those grounders to third paid off
by OlSalty on May 26, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
as hard as that may be, it would be very appropriate.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3R HR let's go ichiro!!!!!
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Will it be deep enough?"
You know that’s our catcher right
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BTW, Bartolo Colon's Gameday image is WONDERFULLY ugly.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He looks like Felix after he was beaten to death with the ugly stick
by LongLiveTheKings on May 26, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or stung by a million bees.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh christ, we're not gonna get any runs, are we?
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It was supposed to be "stfu"
I guess “what the fuck up”?
by qrsouther on May 26, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How do the Indians have a worse team OPS than us?
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lets go Red Sox chant.
Brett, you’ve failed.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Mariner chant is drowning out the Red Sox chant
I’m acctually surprised.
by joof on May 26, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
but the only do that in response to the RS chant.
God forbid they start one on their own.
by Matthew on May 26, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pavlov's fans
about the same intellect level anyways.
by Matthew on May 26, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
show me your .710 obps skills jose
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
huh
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah me too - malcolm x
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
by any means necessary, baby
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I just heard thunder outside
a sign to turn off the TV, maybe?
by krb on May 26, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Colon sitting down in the dugout?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's either that or colon's body odor affecting mlb.tv
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quick, someone give Vidro an aluminum bat.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 26, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know I don't think Willie is capable of growing a moustache.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You should check out Sidney Crosby's playoff beard
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but Felix looks damn sexy with it.
by qrsouther on May 26, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he would look damn sexy with a damn beaver on his chin.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm..
With runners on, 92, 92, 93, 86, 92, 92, 94, 96.
Or thereabouts. Theory might not be accurate. Though his location is horrible.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 26, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When the first triple play was turned at the Kingdome, who were the three players put out?
I bet they were Mariners.
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was at the concessions stand during the triple play we turned on the O's in '92....
I was a whiny kid who wanted a pretzel if I remember correctly.
by LongLiveTheKings on May 26, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You could house a family of Irish immigrants in Colon's neck flesh
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You've been saving that one for awhile, waiting to find someone to apply it to, haven't you?
It was just pure luck that Colon beat Blanton to Safeco.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or smuggle illegal mexican immigrants. he's the robin hood of immigration.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Already more fly outs than last year's Boston game
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who here thinks I should finish pwning Notre Dame in NCAA 05
over watching us lose this game?
by qrsouther on May 26, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh
I thought someone overlooked him and this was a reference to it.
by JI on May 26, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Alright then.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Brett if you're reading this
kill a Sox fan right now.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Talking about the perfect game + Masturbating over a Yankees player
Ultimate Jinx
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
... or just weird.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Way to be accepting of alternative lifestyles bud.
by qrsouther on May 26, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well paint me an old geyser, but i never knew when it was acceptable to masturbate to a yankees player
no matter how much of a hunk they are.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh and we lose.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No Krueger
That was not a 91 mph changeup. That was a really shitty two seam suck pitch.
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So you'd consider the Mariners starting 9 to be collateral damage?
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's not starting tomorrow so I assume because of the bad team chemistry he'll just stay home
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It only shows up once on my browser so I'm just going to pretend I didn't make a mistake
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I tried this during the "ready to go game"
doesn’t work
by JI on May 26, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
UNLESS WE ARE FLIPPING HIM FOR LILLIBRIDGE
by JI on May 26, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Already in the trunk of my car.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE NEEDS TO TAKE THE LATE BUS TO THE STADIUM
See, there’s a reason the players skip the early bus. It’s not laziness or lack of focus, it’s survival skills.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gameday says it wasn't a terrible pitch.
I actually can’t believe Ortiz did that.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 26, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*cirque de soleil
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ortiz led the majors in OBP last year.
He’s still great.
by Teej on May 26, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was low and away...just on the corner of the plate.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's still a beast.
The pitch didn’t look bad.
by Teej on May 26, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"There goes the perfection."
Dammit I was gonna post this 5 minutes ago.
by qrsouther on May 26, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Screw this I'm going to watch the rest of this game drunk
by Robert on May 26, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
way ahead of you
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOu know what? Drinking isn't actually a bad idea at this point
It’s Hefe time.
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But that's not what Uncle Norm said!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix's pitches in the 4th
See if you can spot the pattern
1 95 6" 10" Fastball 2 95 6" 12" Fastball 1 96 6" 10" Fastball 2 96 6" 10" Fastball 3 97 4" 7" Fastball 4 96 5" 11" Fastball 1 97 5" 10" Fastball 2 91 6" 9" Fastball 1 97 6" 11" Fastball 2 96 5" 10" Fastball 3 97 4" 10" Fastball
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on May 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
all the number start with a 9
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well at least felix is on pace for another 1 hitter
although it’s a healthy notion that we will lose.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i stand corrected. i guess we'll lose the game 2.25 to 0 as well.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the plus side I like that there are people booing the Mariners at home
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it makes us feel alive.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you sure those were the Red Sox fans?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With a no-trade clause
Everybody gets no-trade clauses in hell.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's time for
ironically batless beltre
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bring in Ba-oh wait.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong.
Little squibber ground balls fielded by the catcher are the girliest of all outs.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong.
Bunting foul with 2 strikes are the girliest of all outs.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is a really sweet moment.
Because, as a Nats fan, I hate the Mets with a red-hot passion. But no, called third strikes are pathetic, but nowhere near as pathetic as bunting foul for the out.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is the greatest moment in the history of the universe
by JI on May 26, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yadi still won't give him the ball
even though he promised to after the game. He swears he “lost” it now.
by gej on May 26, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was great for me because i got pussy right after.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Fuck this stupid auto-updating board.
As I was saying…”That’s odd, so did I. But that’s because my gf was impatiently waiting in the other room for the game to end.”
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adam Wainwright
Proof that closing is far easier than people think.
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ellsbury is going to be a good player, but not for the reasons Boston fans think he'll be a good player
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why do boston fans think he'll become a good player?
i thought we were all on the same page.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They think he'll be an All Star at the plate
more likely he’ll be okay at the plate and an All Star in the field.
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah i figured that much.
oh red sox fans; you’re so optimistic.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if they've had experience playing defense
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you're ever ready to end it all, you could make that a drinking game.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 26, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please don't rec this
it’s slowly killing me
by Jeff on May 26, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So I un'rec'd it
and 2 rec’s are left behind. Whoops.
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Must...not...post....[Walktheworld-BRB gif].
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ICHIRO!!!!!!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Griffey Spiderman 2
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DONT BE HURT
BUT HOLY SHIT.
THAT WAS NOT DOGGING IT
by Matthew on May 26, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ICHIRO HURTS THIS TEAM
by wasting the budget on wall repairs
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But you know he's dogging it because the season's over, right?
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was fucking amazing
Thank god there was some give to the part of the wall he hit.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro did that one because of yesterday's fly ball.
No doubt in my mind. Please be alright, dude.
by esoteric on May 26, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hitting the wall made him Cameron
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 26, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i still am kind of mad about yesterday Ichi.
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm VERY impressed..oh my god
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, am I seeing shit?
Or did he put his fucking hat back on before hitting the ground?
by Teej on May 26, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're gonna need a .gif of this if so
by OlSalty on May 26, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm less than capable.
But please, someone find that. He crashed into the wall face-first, and on the way down to the ground, with the ball in his right hand and the glove on his left, he used BOTH hands to reposition his hat on his head.
by Teej on May 26, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can make one after the game ends
But it’d probably be better if someone who has mlb.tv premium does for better quality.
by OlSalty on May 26, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ichiro will heal himself. no worries here.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
staryu's evolution.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pokemon? Really?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope this is digimon noob
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro for president of the world.
Fucking awesome.
by joof on May 26, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Catch of the year
Ichi > Aaron Rowand.
by qrsouther on May 26, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*catch over two years
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was that better than the wall-climb?
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 26, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No
The Spiderman man catch was unreal.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This catch was way more difficult
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the Spiderman was more athletically impressive.
But I think this one was a better play.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 26, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In my book, yes.
As cool as wall-climbs are, those kind of catches are even better.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RIZZS AND KRUEGER???
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did it happen?
Did Neihaus have a heart attack after that catch?
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, he's on radio with Blowers. He's okay.
by Gomez on May 26, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe the Red Sox fans refer to this as "Mickey Mouse shit"
and I hate agreeing with them.
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Classic Mariner broadcast format.
Sims come back!!!
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Kreuger
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 26, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
two gentlemen at work.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So fucked up - I went into my computer room to post about the catch
and come back out to hear Rizz and Kreuger – it sounds like I’m listening from inside a fishbowl
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I approve of Rally Fries if she's the one always delivering them
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 26, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
striking out looking is the most chickenshit thing you can do in baseball
-Ron Yingling
by Mauiners on May 26, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm scared.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 26, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No, not really, Bill.
We just suck.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 26, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
well
at least the game is going by quickly.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on May 26, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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