5/26: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 5:21 PM PDT
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Well would you look at that, Colon was touching the mid-90s again in his 2008 ML debut. I sure am glad we signed the other fat guy for four times as long and infinity times as much.
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But that would interrupt the cycle of hilarity
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
If I ever die a untimely death
I want there to be I want there to be a “Robert Westervelt Memorial Suggestion Box” on LL
T/F
Brett-baiting is more/less fun when he is at the game.
by JI on May 26, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll take the under
I fucking hate you Mariners
True
Because by the time he gets home, comments will be closed and he wont be able to defend himself.
by Robert on May 26, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can read from the game you know
and somehow I’m not a virgin. I know, I don’t get it either
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 26, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I am at the game
With a girl oddly enough…
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 26, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
i didnt know there was Brett baiting...lame
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 26, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Why can't the Mariners/USSM relationship be more like the Seahawks/Field Gulls relationship?
That damn John Morgan gets everything he wants.
Mariners fans can't be happy.
It’s written in the official being a Mariners Fan Handbook
by seattlebruin on May 26, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
That'd be fun.
Tell us some stories, uncle R.J.
I'm pretty sure that Seattle Baseball died when the Pilots were sent to Milwaukee
We’ve just been watching some evil Pet Sematery shit since then.
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Go M's!
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
We should invade DRaysBay again
except this time at not 10 AM on a weekend, because theres no way I’m waking up that early
by seattlebruin on May 26, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
You're all welcome at any time.
Although it’s not like we could stop you if we wanted.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 26, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHA BEANER JOKES ARE FUNNY!
/Carlos Mencia
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
You could just ban Jeff
if you cut off our head, the body of LL will simply wither away and die
by seattlebruin on May 26, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
And have Corco come after me? Hell no.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 26, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm telling you, get rid of Jeff and you'll get rid of all of us
even Corco and Coach.
How are we supposed to function without our fearless anti-politics on LL leader?
by seattlebruin on May 26, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm telling you, get rid of Jeff and you'll get rid of all of us
even Corco and Coach.
How are we supposed to function without our fearless anti-politics on LL leader?
by seattlebruin on May 26, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit, double reply
I had to go through the LL images thread to dredge it up
by seattlebruin on May 26, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
And sometimes they add an extra "to" on the end of it too...
by seattlebruin on May 26, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
This is just like one big fail fest.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 26, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
You're on the M's blog after all
M’s blog, M’s, same thing. All fail.
by seattlebruin on May 26, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I've intentionally mutilated it.
I tire of repetition.
That's what she said.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 26, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Bah, this is towards Matthew's comment.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 26, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I suppose so.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 26, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
You know me well.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 26, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
What did she mutilate?
Do I really want to know?
by seattlebruin on May 26, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
NO
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 26, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
hay is is Vitor artinez
HEY THIS IS AJ BURNETT
All my games are live
Live, and on demand
On MLB.tv
MLB.tv
MLB DAH TV
I only want Sidney Ponson if my horse gets lost in the Rocky Mountains
by JI on May 26, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm really confused
because that seems like a pretty obvious Donner party reference to me…
by seattlebruin on May 26, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm, I think I'm gonna actually watch most of this one today.
So hey, not sucking would be cool Felix.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
July 15th, 1996
Good times. Good times.
Take that, Dave Telgheder.
That's how jumpy our hitters are
they’re out before the game even starts
by seattlebruin on May 26, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I like how this is a pseudo-Rays gameday thread.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 26, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if the Rays are happy
with their outfield defense?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
To be fair..the ball wasn't hit right at him....
I fucking hate you Mariners
Speaking of Greg House
we need him to examine Rocco Baldelli so we can sign him in the off-season to a 500K minor league contract.
Too bad his baldness is blocking out his mind signals.
Then he could’ve been good like Ichiro.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
Wouldn't being bald HELP his mental signals?
It seems like there would be less resistance…
by seattlebruin on May 26, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The ball is scared of his baldness.
Aren’t you?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
Don't you miss being 16 and being afraid of bald people?
by seattlebruin on May 26, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Not really, no.
I lost a bet during a marching band event and had to shave my head. Baldness no longer bothers me.
Thenh you're not a true fan, because
IT’S ABOUT NEVA GIVING UP! NEVA EVAH!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
Uh oh..this could be a bad duo to have on a thread
I fucking hate you Mariners
Do we have to say this every time?
Even when this duo hath assembled like a baker’s dozen times before?
So I went and saw the new Indiana Jones yesterday
Seriously, WTF?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Damnit..don't ruin the movie
I didn’t know it had an ending..but now I do..fuck.
I fucking hate you Mariners
That's good!
I fucking hate you Mariners
The dead friend contains potassium sorbate.
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
What about sprinkles?
I fucking hate you Mariners
So did I.
I don’t understand why people didn’t like it.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
IJATKOTCS was 33% fun, 40% wtf, 27% shame
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a tasteless action flick.
That’s all I asked for.
That and I wanted it to be better than Temple of Doom.
This is what I was implying above...
Don’t be the annoying version of the ambiguously gay duo with Coach as your sidekick
I fucking hate you Mariners
Right. Graham and I have trademarked that.
Leave comedy to funny people.
I believe that was an acceptable use of the Brent Lillibridge meme
by seattlebruin on May 26, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I love how JI can say that and you'll
joke around with him but if I say it, you’ll get all mad and post the “STOP POSTING” gif.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
This is the opposite of what would happen if we had an actual retard posting.
by JI on May 26, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
We would pummel said person mercilessly
like we did with AK.
Thomas Jefferson would like a word with you.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
I'm pretty sure they'd kill you after the first time
and say that you pulled a knife.
by JI on May 26, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
back of the bus*
fucking civil rights movement. I always thought it was funny that all the cools kids sat in the back of the bus in elementary school.
All the loud obnoxious people sit in the back of metro buses nowadays.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Whatever.
If you’ll excuse me, I need to verbally fellate Jeff so he’ll pull me off waivers.
JUST FUCK HIM
Enough with this verbal fellation bullshit
by seattlebruin on May 26, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You aren't on waivers
You’re a bad listener.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I've told you to your face like a million times
I don’t care if you juice.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus Christ I've been punk'd haven't I?
Fuck all ya’ll.
Maybe it was someone angling for a long term contract
or someone trying to get rid of BrianL in a bloody coup
by seattlebruin on May 26, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Naw, I'll just get you cut the old fashioned way
fake rumors about womanizing, drinking and drugs, and possibly that your agent wants a 12-year deal from Jeff.
It’s free-er that way
by seattlebruin on May 26, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
In one week's time I'll get to use another inside joke
with a comprehension radius of 2 people.
Better than Sexy Rexy.
Ha…Rex Grossman sucks…
But... if you gave me your STD
then that means that Graham, Matthew, and Jeff have it now.
Whuh oh.
Admins are immune from STDs
It comes with the other super powers.
You know what's ironic?
Two guys dating, named respectively Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
Hehe. Giggity giggity.
But what about his Shift key meme failures recently?
It’s pretty clear he’s on the decline and should be DFA’ed for someone else… who should be given a long term contract… like… seattlebruin??
by seattlebruin on May 26, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe if we're lucky we'll see Brett pummeling a Sox fan today on TV.
That would be fun.
I'm volunteering $20 to helping bail Brett out if this happens
even though I won’t be watching the game
by seattlebruin on May 26, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe Miguel Cario
found a way to get onto an MLB team.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
It's the veteran presence.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 26, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay! Kaz K's 10, free pizza!
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
Ottawa had a contest where fans got free pizza if the Sens scored 5+ goals in a home game and won
they had to bump it up to 6 because it was happening too often.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Raul's defense pisses me off.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 26, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't it his bald head that pisses you off?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Your comment will always be listed first.
Neither one of us can possibly know who’s was first.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 26, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
That's actually really not funny lately
I had a friend recently… It’s not your fault or anything. I’m just saying, touchy topic.
Geremi Gonzalez would disagree
But he can’t, because he’d dead.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 26, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
So that option is gonna vest?
I fucking hate you Mariners
I don't think it will either..but damnit..I don't want it to be close.
I fucking hate you Mariners
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 26, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit, wrong URL, I wanted the smaller version
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 26, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, I know, it won't happen again.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 26, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
FAIL
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 26, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 26, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY ARE THEY SHOWING GRIFFEY ON THE PREGAME SHOW!?
IT’S A SEGMENT ABOUT BATTING PRACTICE!
I have no idea why they're showing it,
but this does remind me that there was a pretty big moment that occurred with Junior during BP once.
It's being delivered, give me a little while
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
What toppings?
I fucking hate you Mariners
you couldn't hold off for two weeks?! >:(
I totally would have brought one to the LL/USSM talk.
You don't know how long I've been fighting this
I finally broke down.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I am the same way with pizza
And I work at a higher quality pizza place too. Fortunately I have standards for my women.
You know what's better than stuffed crust?
The entire piazza being stuffed. Papa Murphy’s 3 meat stuff piazza is awesome.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
I take this back
The stuffed meat pizza was disgusting when I had it in Spokane, but it kicked ass in Portland.
by JI on May 26, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
There were always rumors about him being stuffed
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 26, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
For those of you curious
Yes I am still reading Under the Banner of Heaven. And I found a typo in it 2/3 of the way through!
Ticketmaster claims today's game is sold out.
30k RSN fans, 17k Ms fans. God I hate Red Sox Nation.
Oh well.
I just posted it because it had “BRB” in it too.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
We know why you posted it
You posted it wrong.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Him threatening to go away for good
Always reminds me of the kid that holds his breathe to get what he wants
This is the #1 thing that would make me want to have children.
I’d let them suffocate
by JI on May 26, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Because presumably you don't want to be banned
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't. But since there's no way
for you to like me, why should I try?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
There is a way for me to like you.
Be better.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
JI is right.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I heard he leiks mudkipz.
You shuld liek mudkipz to.
JI's typos are much more subtle
Its like a game of Wheres Waldo. You might not be able to find them at first but you can garentee they are in there somewhere
But that'd require a total change for me.
Which would be start swearing, liking beer, being cold-hearted to people who die in disasters and other stuff that I’m not ready to change to.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
If you're not willing to post to LL standards
why do you post at LL?
You don't drop the eff bomb?
I think you need to be more like me, personally. At least then I’d like you more.
No it doesn't.
It just requires you being funny.
Which I'm not.
And which some people just aren’t. It’s not my fault.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
And I can't drink beer.
Liver failure would suck.
If you don't think you fit in then don't try to fit in
find somewhere else. This website isn’t for everybody.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't remember what I was going to say
but it involved a Christian youth group and a game of Win,Lose, or Draw.
by JI on May 26, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't get it Coach
You’re desperate to fit in here yet you disagree with almost everything we do and everything we stand for. Why?
"I like cheating on my wife with teenage girls."
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
So it's good to get thrown down stairs?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
At least Kaz survived falling down stairs.
I fucking hate you Mariners
T-minus some other amount of days until return of Amazing Race
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
My best friend and me are dead ringers for the hippies
Except I’m quite a bit a more straight laced.
The hippies were tight
It just seemed like everything broke their way though. Not once but twice did they barely escape elimination.
actually, nvm, I was looking at season 14 which hasn't started yet
season 13 should be during this fall season.
Thread Hijack: another reason why LL is the best
Gomez’s reports
I swear that the last 10 posts of his have had the first paragraph explaining why he’s late or didn’t get it fully completed or some excuse for something. Comedy gold.
With that said, I enjoy his reports, rock on Gomez
...proceed
SHUT UP THIS IS A MARINERS SITE
WRITE FOR MY NEEDS
by JI on May 26, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Best record in the MLB on Memorial Day!
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 26, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope people listened to me and bet the preseason over in Vegas
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Mariners!
Strasburg, Strasburg, Strasburg!
by seattlebruin on May 26, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Tampa has baseball?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 26, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Eric Hinske likes the word "Cool"
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 26, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Why isn't Jason Varitek finished?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
When he catches, pitchers are more likely to throw no-hitters
and no-hitters have a pretty big WE boost
by seattlebruin on May 26, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Well he only has a 11.1% line drive rate
but yeah, he’s gone on longer than I thought he would.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Because he's the BoSox captain of course!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
None of the "playoff" teams are doing well on the road.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
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