Series Preview: Boston Red Sox @ Seattle Mariners
Seattle: 18-33
Red Sox: 31-22
GAMES
Game 1: Felix Hernandez vs Bartolo Colon
Game 2: Miguel Batista vs Daisuke Matsuzaka
Game 3: Erik Bedard* vs Tim Wakefield
Alright, fellas, ready for dress rehearsal? Yuni, stop eating back there! We don't have much time to go over this so let's get it right this time okay? First up is Bartolo Colon. Now, what's our game plan against him? Now, he throws a fastball about 80% of the time; Felix take note of that, Colon has a Cy Young Award, he knows how to pitch. No, not like you Jarrod, Colon's fastball can actually break a window. I understand he's been injured off and on for the past three years and only has five innings pitched this year so remember to be aggressive.
Okay, next up we have Matsuzaka. Now, he's been throwing a lot of pitches lately and he's been walking many people so obviously he's going to try and throw strikes this time. So remember to be really aggressive.
We get to finish up against the knuckleballer Wakefield. His walks are up too so what should we do? Exactly Kenji! He'll be abandoning his knuckleball and throwing much more fastballs. I knew your catching insights would come in handy Joh. Now Timmy's fastball isn't that good so lets remember to be really super incredibly ultra aggressive.

Likely Starters:
C Jason Varitek
1 Kevin Youkilis
2 Dustin Pedroia
3 Mike Lowell
S Julio Lugo
L Manny Ramirez
C Jacoby Ellsbury
R J.D. Drew
D David Ortiz
Last year the Red Sox succeeded mostly on the strength of their run prevention with a team ERA+ of 123 against "only" a team OPS+ of 107. This year has seen a swapping of roles with the offense running up a team OPS+ of 117 against a team ERA+ of "just" 104.
Up and down the entire lineup, here's a completely list of Boston hitters with at least 20 at bats who have an OPS+ below 100 (total sample = 15 hitters): 2B Dustin Pedroia (96 OPS+), SS Julio Lugo (92 OPS+). That's good. Mariner hitters with OPS+ above 100 under the same cutoff: Adrian Beltre, Raul Ibanez, Ichiro Suzuki. That's bad.
CONTEXT
Bad news: Richie Sexson over the last 43 plate appearences has struck out 18 times and walked twice.
Good news: Adrian Beltre has 22 walks to 32 strikeouts this season. He's on pace to draw the most walks in any season of his career paired with the fewest strikeouts of any season of his Seattle career.
Worse news: If it weren't for Ichiro Suzuki's proficiency at stealing bases, the Mariners would be below average at every offensive category.
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At least JoLo has an OPS+ of 98 and Wlad has an OPS+ of 95,
so they’re both threats to go over 100
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 26, 2008 11:27 AM PDT 0 recs
I can't believe there was a point in time where I was rooting for the Red Sox to succeed.
I hate 2/5ths of the AL East with a fiery passion now.
by BrianL on May 26, 2008 11:39 AM PDT 0 recs
I think you speak for all of us
I seriously regret being thrilled and excited when they won the world series in 2004.
by Fin on
May 26, 2008 2:21 PM PDT
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I only started to root for them after they lost game 3, just for the sake of seeing something historical.
by JI on
May 26, 2008 2:57 PM PDT
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As much as I hate the Red Sox now
it was pretty nice to see the Yankees blow the ALCS in that fashion.
by BrianL on
May 26, 2008 3:00 PM PDT
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I can never hate them as much as I hate the Yankees
or, it would take decades of hate to bring them on a level field of hate.
by thewyrm on May 26, 2008 11:50 AM PDT 0 recs
I'm not sure how much of my hate is because of Boston the franchise
or because of Red Sox Nation.
by BrianL on
May 26, 2008 12:04 PM PDT
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Yeah, red sox nation is reaching new levels of obnoxious
by ASUBoyd on
May 26, 2008 12:48 PM PDT
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I think when looking at in from a business standpoint
It’s done very well for itself, such as McDonald’s. Probably very profitable, considering they sell out any game they go to, and they probably sell millions of those preppy casual red sox hats. (I happen to own a M’s one and I like it, but god damn not a day goes by I don’t see one of those wretched hats with the B in front). I am sure Howie and Chuck would cream their pants to have a team as profitable and popular as the Red Sox.
But from a baseball fan standpoint, its very annoying. People who never even been to Boston cheer for the Red Sox. It’s like they are too pussy to cheer for a team that doesn’t win every season. Its sickening.
by Fin on
May 26, 2008 2:32 PM PDT
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Yeah, tons of guys I knew in college would rep the 'Sox and had never even been to a Red Sox game, let alone Boston itself.
My gf is from Boston and loves them too, so as if I do not hear enough about the team through the national media.
by ASUBoyd on
May 26, 2008 2:33 PM PDT
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Today's Horoscope for the Seattle Mariners
After a couple of great days you’ll be pleased to hear that today’s planets keep the momentum going, especially when it comes to work or school. You’ll have the opportunity to take the lead today; if you believe in yourself, you’ll find that your colleagues or friends will too!
The M’s are an Aries, and were born in the year of the Snake.
by thewyrm on May 26, 2008 12:03 PM PDT 0 recs
He's hoping Manny trips in the resulting divot.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on
May 26, 2008 5:00 PM PDT
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It is interesting that Pedroia's OPS+ is 2 points lower than Jose's
Even though his OPS is .021 points higher.
Why is that?
by ASUBoyd on May 26, 2008 1:31 PM PDT 0 recs
Ah, right. Do you know how they do that?
Valuable stat.
by ASUBoyd on
May 26, 2008 1:38 PM PDT
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by Jeff on
May 26, 2008 1:40 PM PDT
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Thanks.
Interesting formula, that is cool people go to all this trouble out there.
It says they assume that if hits increase in a park, BBs, HBP, TB also increase. Do you know if this has shown to be true?
by ASUBoyd on
May 26, 2008 1:43 PM PDT
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What's really depressing
is that we are probably going to go out there and “force” Colon, Dicsuke, and Wakefield to thorw 100 pitches through 8 innings. Seriously, other than Beltre and Raul, do you ever expect a walk from this team?
Maybe Vidro, although with him I pray for a walk
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 26, 2008 1:47 PM PDT 0 recs
Wow.
Freudian slip with Daisuke. I think I was originally going with Dice-K and then switched halfway through to Daisuke and came out with Dicsuke. Hopefully he is a dicksuck when he pitches
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on
May 26, 2008 1:49 PM PDT
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so when the yankees play a team..
with Adam Jones, they lose.
by marinerdan on May 26, 2008 2:14 PM PDT 0 recs
No, it's just when the Mariners play a team
whether or not they have Adam Jones is irrelevant
by seattlebruin on
May 26, 2008 3:14 PM PDT
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Rec'd for truth.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on
May 26, 2008 4:50 PM PDT
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You don't think they'll be swept?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on
May 26, 2008 4:51 PM PDT
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If its made out of cheese we could solve world hunger.
by Robert on
May 26, 2008 4:52 PM PDT
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And then there would never be any waves.
And the oceans would stay polluted and we’ll have a worse problem.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on
May 26, 2008 4:55 PM PDT
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Rec'd for not making sense
cheese has mass just like rocks do…
by seattlebruin on
May 26, 2008 4:59 PM PDT
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What the heck are you talking about?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on
May 26, 2008 5:00 PM PDT
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I'm assuming you were speaking of the mass of the moon that cause the Earth's tides
and now I’m assuming I got it wrong and whatever you meant made infinitely less sense
by seattlebruin on
May 26, 2008 5:04 PM PDT
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But we'd have mined the moon's cheese, so it wouldn't be there anymore.
No cheese has no mass just like no rocks do.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on
May 26, 2008 5:02 PM PDT
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Are we going to take all the cheese out of the moon?
Or just selectively mine it to help the world hunger problem
by seattlebruin on
May 26, 2008 5:03 PM PDT
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Well, eventually it'd be all gone.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on
May 26, 2008 5:04 PM PDT
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If you're going to do something
do it 100%
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on
May 26, 2008 5:19 PM PDT
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Mine it for oil while you up there
Bruce Willis will get the job done.
by JI on
May 26, 2008 5:19 PM PDT
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Don't mention that movie.
I don’t mind so much when movies get advanced science wrong, but Newton’s not optional.
Inertia matters.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on
May 26, 2008 5:22 PM PDT
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Think how well this meme would have worked had Coach not taken a shit all over it.
by JI on
May 26, 2008 5:16 PM PDT
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Llewdor and I tried
we couldn’t overcome the shit Coach took on it
by seattlebruin on
May 26, 2008 5:17 PM PDT
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But world hunger.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on
May 26, 2008 5:02 PM PDT
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But Mariners, the.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on
May 26, 2008 5:04 PM PDT
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My fist is like lead.
Just warnin’ ya.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on
May 26, 2008 5:10 PM PDT
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Fine. I was just joking.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on
May 26, 2008 5:16 PM PDT
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If we ever have LL ultimate fight night this is the matchup I want.
by JI on
May 26, 2008 5:18 PM PDT
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I always imagined we would be matched up
Brett-Graham
Jeff-Matthew
Coach-tard of the month
by Robert on
May 26, 2008 5:22 PM PDT
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Skoorbo-F'n'A's
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on
May 26, 2008 5:23 PM PDT
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Coco-The Tim
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on
May 26, 2008 5:24 PM PDT
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Fuck - Corco.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on
May 26, 2008 5:24 PM PDT
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I am skeptical of people who do stupid things and say they were in jest after the fact.
by JI on
May 26, 2008 5:26 PM PDT
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Oh.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on
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