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The Mariner front office can't evaluate hitters. They love to stock up on aggressive, free-swinging types who put the ball in play and rarely walk, seemingly ignorant of the fact that the most important things a guy can do at the plate are get on base and hit for power.

The Mariner front office can't evaluate pitchers. They have zero understanding of replacement level, they put too much stock in ERA, and they buy into labels like "proven winner" and "innings eater" instead of trying to figure out what a guy can provide to the team with his actual performance.

The Mariner front office can't evaluate defense. Raul Ibanez is the everyday left fielder.

Our only source of happiness at the moment is the hope that sometime down the road there'll be people in the front office who are the complete and utter opposite of the people in there now.

Is that unhealthy? I think that's unhealthy.

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Of course it's unhealthy

What kind of idiot roots for his team to lose? Me.

Although, I suppose it would be more unhealthy to delude myself into believing that this organization will ever accomplish anything the way it is currently constructed.

by discovolante on May 24, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Someday?

Not until Lincoln/Armstrong leave. This problem stays so long as they do.

by tait644 on May 24, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Back before the start of the 05 season

We had Howard and Chuck speak at the the stadium employee orientation and they told all of us that :

“People dont go to games to watch their teams win, they go to have fun. People dont remember the final score of of their first ballgame but they remember how much fun it was to meet the moose and watch the hydros. And that’s the lasting memory that we want to give them”

I just about put a bullet in his ape head.

by Robert on May 24, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you're not serious.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 24, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He told me the same story on the way to Canada this weekend :(

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 24, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the start of '05 they thought the losing of 2004 was a

thing of the past.

I’m hoping that after so many losing seasons since then, they’ve started to change their paradigm.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on May 24, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did you work as?

That’s the insider info we need to pretty much back the argument that they don’t give a shit about winning but just to make money.

by Fin on May 24, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sad part is they aren't even doing that.

They’re spending $100+ Million on this team. If they only cared about money, there are much cheaper ways to fail.

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on May 24, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fielder

Basically doing teenage bitch jobs around the stadium but since I got some inside info every now and then I can confirm our worst fears are in fact true.

by Robert on May 24, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically doing teenage bitch jobs

If only Washburn jokes were still funny.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 24, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's always the scrappy guys.

I know a guy who’s girlfriend banged Jorge Cantu while they were dating.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 24, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Point taken from this

Don’t get close to any of the players. They will hit on your girlfriends. Isn’t Willie married too?

I knew a ballgirl who not only Yuni hit on (or should I say, asked out), but also some of the players spread rumors about having sex with her and that threatened her job security. I mean who are they going to believe, the FOF or a easily-replaceable ball girl? I think she said she never wanted to work there again after the experience.

by Fin on May 24, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember the score of my first baseball game

...well no I don’t but I remember that Erik Hanson threw a shutout and it was awesome, and Kreuger lost the next day and it blew.

by JI on May 24, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

We lost to the Yankees 5-2

The team had traded Randy Johnson the night before and I missed A-Rod’s two run HR because of the idiot ticket taker couldn’t do his job. My second game, Clemens shut us out 12-0. I should have taken this as a warning.

by Robert on May 24, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

A guy in RF hung a banner that said

HEY WOODY SUCK MY JOHNSON

it was awesome

by JI on May 24, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That trade was awesome ever though we were all pissed.

..as awesome as it could be under the circumstances anyway

by JI on May 24, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

8 years and I never got to see him pitch, if I had gotten into baseball a year sooner I would have gotten to see his no hitter. Fuck me for being six years old. >:(

by JI on May 24, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Old people live a long time these days

Howie and Chuck each probably have at least a couple decades left.

by Gomez on May 24, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's type P pistive

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 24, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

But where would Bavasi take him?

There aren’t a lot of teams looking for dumb GMs at the moment. I’d worry about Engle before Fontaine anyway.

by discovolante on May 24, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't worry that Bavasi would take him

as much as I worry that Bavasi’s firing might spur Fontaine to go work somewhere better. From what I understand, the two are very close.

Note: I know jack shit about this. I just like the idea of someone wearing a Bill Bavasi mask.

by Teej on May 24, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Howie and Chuck just need to disappear and their replacement would need to be someone who is willing to let baseball people run the team and stick to the business end.

Yamauchi-san is not necessarily the problem. Of course he wants the damn team to maximize their profit margins. The problem is that Howie and Chuck think they know how to build a ballclub, and they don’t, but they have ownership of the ballclub and they get to meddle.

by Gomez on May 24, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Yamauchi even still around?

Regardless, I’ll give you three guesses as to who demanded the Johjima extension. Hint: it wasn’t Bavasi.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 24, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

umm. I... uh... meant.... um...

did you REMEMBER to edit this… um… because I thought you may um… have spelled extension wrong. And you didn’t…. yeah, that’s what I meant.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 24, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I better get some sort of admin status for my role as curator

Do you guys realize boring you were back in 2005. And I’m reading every last comment.

by Robert on May 24, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn't spell anything wrong. It was content,

And all he did was change the blame. He originally seemed to be saying Yamauichi was to be blamed for everything. Then he reworded it to ensure that Yamauchi was really only to be blamed for Kenji.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 25, 2008 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least Johjima is good

And at least [COATHANGER] is only demanding we offer such extensions to good players.

by Gomez on May 24, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Problem is

the from what I can tell Howie and Chuck are pretty good at making money. I also don’t really think Howie and Chuck care if they can build a “winning” ballclub because they are just trying to make money. Sure it’d be nice to win a lot of games but they don’t want to take the risk of losing a lot of games (although this has bit them in the ass a couple times). Mediocre teams can make a lot of money in baseball. They probably won’t get fired until they lose a lot of money and I doubt this is gonna happen unless we turn into the next KC Royals.

by Edgar for Pres on May 24, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing even that radical

Chris Larson is the answer to our problems

by Robert on May 24, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd to keep Matthew behind in the standings

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 24, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish

Plain old Brett tonight

by Robert on May 24, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were much more excited last night >:(

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 24, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't toy with my emotions like that!

You know I really care about you!

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 24, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's it, you're not getting an action tonight buddy.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 24, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually we've already done that

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 24, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only we weren't already sharing the couch.

Because then I’d make him sleep on the couch. Of course doing that now would just be rewarding his bad behavior

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 24, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're much more fun when you're passed out drunk

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 24, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you should start looking at yourself.

Besides, who knows how much longer you’ll have this relationship.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 24, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn it

I was so close to not sharing a bed with you but I was too drunk to just say “Can I crash at your place Lindsey?”

Shitty.

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by BrettJMiller on May 25, 2008 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like Mark Teahen :(

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by BrettJMiller on May 24, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I'm sexy

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 24, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better mine than most things. I'm like five tens

If you take out all my extra fat

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by BrettJMiller on May 24, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking rec'd

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 24, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, so I'm still a bit confused by this distinction

Is it:
A) The Mariners don’t understand that Ibanez is bad at defense

or

B) The Mariners acknowledge Ibanez is bad at defense, but don’t realize the consequence of having a truly awful defense

I’m guessing it might be a little from column A and a little from column B, but holy shit have they seen Ibanez play defense in Yankee Stadium recently?

by JLC on May 24, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't think they know

I think they see him as an adequate left fielder.

by Fin on May 24, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's a little of both

Combined with a healthy dose of not giving a shit about the team winning, only getting kids and non fans into the ballpark.

by Smegmalicious on May 24, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Lopez's contract is hilarious
# $0.125M annually in physical performance bonuses: $25,000 for passing each of 4 in-season physical tests (body-fat percentage, 60-yard sprint, 20-yard shuttle run & vertical jump), plus $25,000 for passing 4 in 1 year # award bonus: $50,000 for being voted to start All Star game, $25,000 for All Star selection

A very large part of me wonders how high Loafie has to jump to earn the $25,000. Talk about literally jumping for money…

by seattlebruin on May 24, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

and reading Jeff

That is, until this orginization drives him to drink a gallon of Everclear and his liver explodes.

by marinator on May 24, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because it's the team we root for

Why didn’t any of the long timers give up on the team when Smulyan or Argyros owned the team?

by Gomez on May 24, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hay is is Mallio Ordoyez

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 24, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

In other news

Wilkerson hits a GS today. And to think I couldn’t picture him hitting a HR. He’s probably happy to be out of this stupid organization now.

by Fin on May 24, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I was gonna say that WFB would be a better RF than Wilkerson

and he might be…until I looked at willie’s stats this year and it made me laugh. His OBP is over 2x higher than his SLG. I really hope this continues.

by Edgar for Pres on May 24, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

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