Okay, yeah, so the team and the season are in the toilet, but on the bright side, we need not worry about tickets in 340 not being available! The next half price night (i.e. $10/11 View Reserved tickets) will be June 2, as the Mariners take another step towards jobbing their season to the Angels.
From the looks of the schedule, it looks like our SP that night will be either Miguel Batista or everyone's favorite scapegoating lefty, Jarrod Washburn. Who it is will depend on whether McLaren (or whoever is managing the team) skips one of them during next week's day off.
Also, along with the team taking the gas pipe, we may run into the risk of LL Night Overkill: three of Safeco's half price nights are in the month of June, all two weeks apart from each other. After June 2, there is another on June 16 and another on June 30. And then there are none in July. I'll call this a blind coincidence. I'll be at all three.
Please come on down. We can share in the misery of a lost season together, or at the least make fun of everyone who deserves it, and trust me: there are a LOT of deserving parties.