5/23: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on May 23, 2008 4:00 PM PDT
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felix is out saturday
msn/fox sports is reporting that felix will miss SAT start vs NYY due to sore leg
guess that golf last monday didn’t help much
what a lovely season so far….
When all is said and done, more is said than done.
What a fantastic lineup.
Funny how we’ve gone from having potentially the best lineup we’ve fielded all year one day to one of the worst lineups the next.
Well, it looks like im a bout to head out and drive to Houston. Enjoy the games.
Hopefully you guys stay on topic….
Yeah Right
Looks like a pretty wide strike zone.
Ichiro has the “Ima cut you, bitch” look on his face.
Wait, nevermind, the hero is not up yet.
...and now I'm here
Did he finally link to this in the other thread?
I was wondering why there were like no comments for 13 minutes.
...and now I'm here
Hey Felix! Pay attention! That's called low in the zone.
Try finding that area.
That wasn't me, that was SBNation cutting off my comment.
...and now I'm here
Woah.
Beltre got…. lucky? What? Sweet.
...and now I'm here
Dan Wilson
new member of the M’s FO. “In the middle of a decision-making process?” Really?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 23, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions
::sigh:: sit the fuck down, Richie.
Can’t catch up to an 89 MPH fastball…
Huh. Sexson is not very good.
...and now I'm here
Hey Sexson, guess what, YOURE DONE
FACE IT
YOU ARE NOTHING
I can't wait until that is cut right.
...and now I'm here
It has been
Jeff refuses to sub it out for his crappy one because he’s afraid that it undermines his power.
by JI on May 23, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I should say more right
I can’t truely be cut right until I get a video editor worth a damn so I can take away that pause at the beginning.
by JI on May 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Once it has been cut right
A sepia effect and border would really finish it off
and Hall of Fame Choo
His biggest love will always be Loafie.
by JI on May 23, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I always thought it was Ronald Garth
never got that one…. weird.
Ha, he took a strike.
Shehechianu.
...and now I'm here
yuni's seen more pitches this at bat than he has all year.
...and now I'm here
He is a reverse Sammy Sosa
He speaks english off camera, Japanese to the media
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 23, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't think it was very close.
Thanks for the confirmation.
When Ichiro sucks, the Mariners suck
Actually no, the Mariners always suck
Sorry it was close enough to be a strike
Questionable, but still a strike
That was nowhere close to a strike
It was high and on the batters box line, not even nibbling the plate
Honestly, I try to avoid homerism w/r/t balls and strikes...
...so trust me when I say that the last pitch wasn’t even close to being a strike. Gameday has it well off the plate inside, as do your own lyin’ eyes.
wasn't he on borrowed time anyway
When he has two strikes he usually swings at the pitch before that was in the dirt
Hey, McLaren is gone again
Sweet.
...and now I'm here
"They can't put their finger on what is wrong"
And then Cone lists:
-Bad pitching
-bad hitting
-lack of obp
-defensive miscues
And throws out a Joe Morgan “consistency”
The poster formerly known as Matt.
All this game needs is a 10 run inning and it may be the best of the year.
...and now I'm here
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnnssssssssssssss
...and now I'm here
I think the word you're looking for his "hilarious"
...and now I'm here
This is much larger than I remember.
if you add “width=250” before the backslash it becomes much smaller.
...and now I'm here
That was more of a general comment that I was placing as a reply to your post.
Not actually a criticism.
...and now I'm here
Wait until silva pitches.
...and now I'm here
not the beer the woman in the commercial
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 23, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Oooooooooh.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 23, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
infact
for reference
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 23, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
not bad, but loses points for forcing guys to lie about taking care of grandparent
in order to have a fun weekend away from her.
You don't like the girl from the "I like big butts" commercial?
...and now I'm here
i like this one better.
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 23, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
also
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 23, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd call that a bad screencap
she looks way hotter in motion
Keystone Light commercials FSN keeps playing
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
wait, what about the woman from the FIRST keystone spot?
the who gets clocked in the head by the cooler door?
The acceleration of your pain gives us more symptoms to diagnose.
by JI on May 23, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It means I will treat you based on a hunch
If I’m right right you live, if Esoteric is right you die.
by JI on May 23, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
We also went through your house
And found secrets about your personal life. For example, was anyone aware that BrianL is a transvestite?
fuck you ump
how can you call that a ball but that pitch to Burke a strike?
this is why I would never make it professional sports
I’d knife a home ump.
OH GOD THE VOLUME IS SO MUCH FUCKING LOUDER THAN THE GAME
(the all-caps above represents how much fucking louder it is)
That's funny, because the Ichiro bobbleheads NEVER look Asian
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
haha you get my joke, it's funny.
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
How can he need to shave?
Facial hair is illegal for Yankees.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Though you forgot the gerund.
...and now I'm here
Didn't you have sex ed?
Are you from Mississippi or something?
by Smegmalicious on May 23, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
So we have no pitching
no defense and no offense. We suck.
Wish there was a rainiers game tonight
maybe I could check out a new bar or something.
Woohoo! Inning over!
The greatest bar in San Francisco opens a San Diego location tomorrow
by Jeff Sullivan on May 23, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
This does not help me tonight
but for future reference, what is this bar called?
It doesn't help you but it does help me
Toronado.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 23, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet, looks like it's in North Park,
about two blocks from my place. I’ll stumble over and check it out.
Let me know
I plan to give it a little while to settle down.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I like that Balentien uses two hands to make the catch.
Nothing says ‘please god, don’t send me back to the minors’ like good fundamentals.
Keep running for another place
To find that saving graaaaaaace…
I always thought they ran the Dick's commercial so they could corner the market on team swag.
by JI on May 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
oh wow
i was about to mention how there are no Dicks sporting goods in the reigion, then i saw there is one up in Tigard.
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I found one in Portland
The place was the size of a warehouse and they sold almost no MLB team swag
by JI on May 23, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
When i go up to Washington for fireworks next month i will have to check that out
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn't it be great if when the manager gets tossed he would go do TV color?
Imagine some of the great sound bytes you’d get there.
I assume if heard Dave Cone's broadcasting
I would no longer have a soft spot in my heart for him?
by JI on May 23, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Good thing we're gonna get two years of this Bedard instead of many many many years of Adam Jones
And Sherill, and the bunch
After McLaren got tossed, Riggleman should've come out
after Riggleman got tossed, Charlton should’ve come out.
After Charlton got tossed, Willie should’ve come out.
Kind of...
If Burke had gone to Beltre sooner might have been able to hold Abreu
by LongLiveTheKings on May 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Nevermind...
After seeing the replay he could have just tagged him
by LongLiveTheKings on May 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
A great base-running play according to Cone
Let’s just ignore the fact that he got hung up in the first place
Sexson should have thrown the helmet and charged Jeter
Who cares about the tag
Don't hate the player
Hate the front office.
by Smegmalicious on May 23, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm really glad that the Cardinal game starts at 7:40
that way they don’t overlap and I get to see this game in its entirety.
Do I go see Indy IV or do I stick around for this game?
Indy IV. Take care, all.
That's not fair
He’s got a responsibility to the coaching staff to make himself available.
by Smegmalicious on May 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if Bedard plays with his dental work when he's pitching well.
I wouldn’t know, I just see him always playing with it.
Thanks to JI now I see .gif possibilities everywhere
by Jeff Sullivan on May 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I regret not having my hand near the record button for the long take of Raul spitting.
by JI on May 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
..and post the new version of the Raul wipeout already.
by JI on May 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I did
wish we could get rid of the mouse pointer at the beginning, though.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
No, something else
something more faceplanty
by Jeff Sullivan on May 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Detroit Tigers
0 runs, 2 hits, down by 5 runs to the Twins.
Must suck playing against non-Mariner teams.
that'd be like dividing by zero,
the universe would explode
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 23, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Prediction time!
McLaren will not be employed by the end of this series
What's the point of that?
All the coaches they’d replace him with are his guys…
by Smegmalicious on May 23, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I kinda feel bad for him.
Seems like last year’s fluke is what got him to commit to another half-decade of this bullshit.
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