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5/22: Open Game Thread

Seattle @ Detroit





W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Miguel Batista 3-5 10 9 0 0 1 0 45.2 58 32 31 3 30 33 6.11 1.93


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Jeremy Bonderman 2-4 9 9 0 0 0 0 51.0 49 32 27 8 33 30 4.76 1.61

Jeremy Bonderman can't pitch* despite possessing all the stuff necessary to be a staff ace. Miguel Batista can't pitch.

(* Not counting 2008 however, as his fastball's down and he may be injured.)

Best Mariner lineup so far all season. Small victory.

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I like this lineup

Needs more Bedard :(

by seattlebruin on May 22, 2008 9:05 AM PDT   0 recs

Am I crazy?

Or does a sub .300 on base percentage player not need to be batting in the heart of the order?

by SkipT on May 22, 2008 9:13 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Which one? Sexson?

Consider the alternatives

by seattlebruin on May 22, 2008 9:14 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

If his name was Mister Awesome, he wouldn't get a crown

those are reserved for royalty. Like KA. and the King, Felix Hernandez.

by seattlebruin on May 22, 2008 9:18 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

We need KG

he would have destroyed Washburn by now like Wash destroyed that sixteen year old girl’s hopes and dreams.

by seattlebruin on May 22, 2008 9:22 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Kyle Gass?

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip

by Phildopip on May 22, 2008 9:23 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Kenny G

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on May 22, 2008 9:23 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Well Washburn is always looking for personal catchers

and I hear Gass has a pickoff of destiny

by SkipT on May 22, 2008 9:24 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

And vagina

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on May 22, 2008 9:23 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

On second thought

The DHfielder is playing DH, I’ll shut my mouth.

by SkipT on May 22, 2008 9:14 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Look at it this way,

Sheffield and his pile of suck is batting 3rd for the Tigers.

It’s sort of nice to know everyone has problems.

by Faux on May 22, 2008 9:17 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Gasp and Shock

We’ll probably get this lineup at least once a week at least.

by ThundaPC on May 22, 2008 9:07 AM PDT   0 recs

We'll get it just enough to lose the Strasburg Sweepstakes

it’s like the Mega Millions ticket where you only miss one number and some stupid old lady from Kansas wins the $300M jackpot.

by seattlebruin on May 22, 2008 9:12 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Woot!

Reed, you better go 4-4, so maybe we’ll get more than one day of this.

by Faux on May 22, 2008 9:08 AM PDT   0 recs

you know the Mariners would trade

for a half-opened, flat can of Sprite, though. Which is pretty much as not refreshing as you can get.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on May 22, 2008 9:50 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

They'd probably trade for a half-opened, flat two liter of Sprite

which is like whatever (2L/12oz)*conversion factor as unrefreshing as the half-opened flat can of Sprite

by seattlebruin on May 22, 2008 9:53 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I did say it was a delicious can.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 22, 2008 9:53 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That's all we can ask for at this point from this team

Small victories.

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on May 22, 2008 9:10 AM PDT   0 recs

Lets put this lineup in other terms and see what it looks like

OPS
.740
.779
.696
.849
.709
Small Sample
.570
.724
.650

Boy Howdy!

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on May 22, 2008 9:23 AM PDT   0 recs

Bobby Kielty?

Don’t know many redheads in baseball.

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on May 22, 2008 9:48 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Your kid?

smaller images plz

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on May 22, 2008 9:51 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

5/22/08 Seattle Mariners: Recalled RHP R.A. Dickey from Triple-A Tacoma.

I have a feeling there will be a photoshop image in this threads near future.

by SkipT on May 22, 2008 9:32 AM PDT   0 recs

That was actually the subject of a FanPost I was thinking of

“What Mariners lineup consisting only of players on the current roster would be the most amusing to you for a one game trial”

by seattlebruin on May 22, 2008 9:39 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Burke for CF!

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on May 22, 2008 9:40 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Ichiro pitching.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 22, 2008 9:44 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I was thinking (before I cut my comment off because I'm stupid)

3B Sexson
C Washburn
RF Betancourt
2B Lopez
CF Burke
DH Cairo
1B Wlad
LF Beltre
SS Reed

SP Ichiro

by seattlebruin on May 22, 2008 9:44 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Sure, why not

You just can’t trade for Albert Pujols and play him at first and such

by seattlebruin on May 22, 2008 9:45 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Not to big of a fan of Lopez batting 3rd

I feel like we’ve regressed back to May ‘06.

But yaya Reed!

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on May 22, 2008 9:39 AM PDT   0 recs

Krueger: "This Tigers team has been bad."

Yea, I’m glad we can admit when another team isn’t good….

by ThundaPC on May 22, 2008 9:43 AM PDT   0 recs

At least that makes for a good meal

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 22, 2008 9:57 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Not if you boil them.

That’s the way I prepare babies. Mmm. Stewed babies.

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on May 22, 2008 10:01 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I prefer them a little bloody myself

Like with babies I prefer to filet most of the skin off first so you can taste the juices a little better.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 22, 2008 10:03 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'll have to write that down

Thanks for the cooking tip

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 22, 2008 10:16 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm here to help.

Using good quality extra virgin puppy oil always helps as well.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 22, 2008 10:17 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

You can buy that at Sullivan's, right?

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 22, 2008 10:17 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

My work just gave me a new 22" Samsung monitor

with the intention of dualing it… and then the IT guy realized what I hadn’t even bothered to check – my video card doesn’t support dual monitors.

Now I just want to keep the $300 monitor and dual it with my 22” Westinghouse at home… I wonder if they’d let me bring my spare 19” to work and trade it for the new 22…

by seattlebruin on May 22, 2008 9:58 AM PDT   0 recs