Here's Your Stupid Chart
by Jeff Sullivan on May 21, 2008 7:31 PM PDT
in Seattle Mariners Game Recaps
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Biggest Contribution: Yuniesky Betancourt, +7.3%
Biggest Suckfest: Jarrod Washburn, -42.8%
Most Important AB: Betancourt homer, +10.1%
Most Important Pitch: Inge double, -18.9%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -41.2%
Total Contribution by Hitters: -8.8%
Total Contribution by Opposition: 0.0%
(What is this chart?)
Jarrod Washburn's tRA currently stands at 5.86.
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Cha Seung Baek was just DFA’d.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 21, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
Honestly, I didn't see that coming
DIckey up, I’m assuming?
I predict whoever picks him up will use him as a starter
and he will shut us out the first time he faces us.
Hahaha I love the quote.
So I guess Johjima isn’t the reason you suck, Wash. The reason you suck is because you fucking suck(asterisk)
(asterisk)Could be the 85 mph meatball, too
Go Nova
Mariners media questions for McLaren
Nothing mentioned about catcher compatability.
Someone mentioned how well Baek did for the team.
Nobody followed up with “why was he DFA’d then?”
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 21, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
It's kind of a typical Mariners decision.
Makes no sense. Similar case to that of Norton. Guy plays well, gets DFA’d…
Ooh... Washburn comments coming up
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 21, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Washburn is delusional.
But didn’t say anything of substance.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 21, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope.
Didn’t blame anybody, at least. Seemed to be bewildered that his “good stuff” was being hit. Nobody asked him about Johjima vs Burke.
Said he wanted to stay in and eat innings, at the very least. McLaren said no.
Said he watched some video and the Tigers were hitting balls, not strikes. Judging by the Gameday shots up on USSM, that’s partially true, but partially false.
Said that all the pitchers are going through a streaky bad phase.
In other words, still not admitting he sucks, but at least he’s not throwing around the blame.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 21, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Like I said
He’s delusional.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 21, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno, that's the one thing in baseball that could seriously kill a guy.
by JI on May 21, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I was at the infamous Soriano game in 06.
I thought I was going to throw up after that liner hit him.
Jake Peavy's out with a bad elbow
Chris Young isn’t that subtle
by Jeff Sullivan on May 21, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Just watched the replay a few times.
Looks like he got it right on the bridge of the nose. There was blood coming out . . . not crazy bad, but I imagine a DL stint is likely.
Lol I imagine there would be some blood.
haaaaaaaa
And Arizona is just mediocre on the road.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
They're not being awesome right now.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Awesome to watch
They have so much great young talent. Lots of speed, contact.
Contact? What team are you watching?
They strike out like it’s going out of style.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Okay I totally take that back, I know pretty much nothing
I’ve watched parts of two games, and I don’t remember seeing a lot of Ks. So I really know very little.
He's out to win a pennant by himself.
Though he should probably worry about teams other than the Padres first.
I like this one for two reasons
1) That’s what my handwriting would look like if I were 6 years old.
2) I found the lone black man in St. Louis.
by JI on May 21, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what my handwriting looks like now
on a good day
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on May 21, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Good lord, you serious?
I need to be watching this game.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 21, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Pujols' WPA for that inning has to be
something like 3.405
by JI on May 21, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't see why they would take it down
It’s just their season motto, and all of their commercials have it.
Futurama?
That was straight up classic Simpsons.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 21, 2008 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Damnit.
There’s a very similar Futurama quote when Farnsworth and Hermes’ kids get a hold of the machine that can make anyone sound like the professor.
The episode is The Route of All Evil. But yes, I suck.
by Smegmalicious on May 22, 2008 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
You can always tell.
Simpsons = butt
Futurama = ass
Easy.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 22, 2008 3:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Good to know that Mel Stottlemyre is on top of the situation (and not delusional, say)
“We need to get a good outing [from Miguel Batista] tomorrow. He needs to give us innings. We’re one good start from going on a good streak. I really believe that.”
She's damaged goods.
You don’t want that shit.
Plus, she has herpes.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 22, 2008 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Washburn's next scheduled outing is on the 26th vs. Boston
I know that rooting for the Red Sox is generally non grata round here but I for one would love to see them pound that fucker until his arm falls off.
Give the bullpen the day off and hang Wash out to dry, pitch counts be damned.
Washburn is doomed.
John Hickey article written before yesterday’s Detroit game:
Tough 4 starts ahead for Washburn
(Lefty to face Tigers, Red Sox twice each after 9-day hiatus)
I only wish it were in Fenway.
Bad lefties in Fenway is always entertaining.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
I had a burger and a Hale's at De Luxe
came home at 8, passed right out and didn’t wake up until 6 this morning.
Apparently, it’s a good thing I did.
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