5/21: Open Game Thread, Part 2
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I saw a link to this thread, but no plashing gif.
jury’s out
by JI on May 21, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm building trust to abuse at a later date
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have other thread improvements that I plan on bitching about in the future
by Robert on May 21, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not all bitches require links that can be abused
by Robert on May 21, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would like for threads to stay open for commenters returning from the game
Brett-baits are currently being wasted.
by Robert on May 21, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
with Pepsi and Yahoo Music
watching the game is such a visceral experience!
by Tony S on May 21, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Jeff linking to a new thread on the same day that Wash gets lit up?
The more things change, the more they stay the same
by seattlebruin on May 21, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Burke is the shit.
If only he and kenji could both catch, and Washburn could sit his ass down.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 21, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hell, let Burke pitch and hit for himself
that way we can get rid of Turbo and Wash in one move
by seattlebruin on May 21, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I support this.
And, as the home team, I opt to change that rule at least for all home games.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 21, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We actually don't even need to be the home team to do this
it’s already legal under the rules of baseball
by seattlebruin on May 21, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burke/Kenji pitcher/catcher tandem
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 21, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe we don't even need a pitcher.
Ichiro can pitch from the outfield. Burke will back Kenji up.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 21, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is that not a picture of Ali G?
Say what you want about Borat, Ali G is hilarious
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 21, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Borat was cool until it got so overplayed and everybody kept quoting it
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 21, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're actually making one of those? Oh god
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 21, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
These commercials are pissing me off.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 21, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I haven't watched MLB.tv in about five days, so it looks like I'm missing something.
And I think I’m happy about that. Is it as annoying as the Dick’s Sporting Goods ad from last year?
by Teej on May 21, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sacks loaded for Adrian?
C’mon King Awesome.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 21, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
D-train warming up
this game is not yet over
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was just going to say the same thing
We still have a hope if D-Train is pitching.
by Fin on May 21, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He already got demoted out of the rotation?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 21, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot all about him!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 21, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't be D-Train
Whomever’s out there isn’t all the way black.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 21, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather have Willis than Washburn
by seattlebruin on May 21, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Washburn's pretty bad
although fine, that was probably hyperbole. Willis is pretty terrible too.
by seattlebruin on May 21, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh, it could be worse
it could be Zito
by seattlebruin on May 21, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In my dreams, it's always Lopez time
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 21, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just want him
To drop one of his loafies on your chest, doncha?
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 21, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be a hell of a pitch given that Kenny Rogers is left-handed....
by seattlebruin on May 21, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those work better when the pitcher's a righty
by Graham on May 21, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
King Awesome
Gets some luck
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 21, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltre: succeeds
Everybody I hate: fails
This game is awesome.
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltre sucks he can't get hits with RISP
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why the hell are they playing "This Kiss" over the PAs?
by BrianL on May 21, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I smell false hope
CRUSH IT QUICK
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 21, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damnit Beltre is so unclutch.
He only got a 1 RBI single. He’s a bust.
by BrianL on May 21, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Plus he waited for a low-leverage situation to do it.
What an asshole.
by Teej on May 21, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Loafie maybe take a pitch or two there
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuuuuck.
Turbo will either fail or become a M DH for life
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This would be a good time for a Vidro triple.
by JI on May 21, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But then we will never be rid of him
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would require an act of God,
or a huge pile of hot dogs at third base.
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on May 21, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't want Vidro to succeed. But I still have hope in this game for some reason
so conflicted. Just take a walk, Jose
by ack on May 21, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The bad news: we leave the bases loaded
The good news: Vidro fails.
by BrianL on May 21, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vidro hit the ball to the outfield.
That’s a win for him.
by Happybelly on May 21, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Send him to Tacoma for seasoning.
(No, I don’t write my own jokes).
by JI on May 21, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope Kenji takes a dump in Jarrod's locker
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'd wish for far worse.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 21, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He could pee in Washburn's car's heater
and put massive amounts popcorn in the gastank
by JI on May 21, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or fuck his wife and then kill her and put it on the internet.
...too harsh?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 21, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe I should've replaced "wife" with "high school girls"
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 21, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, that was the joke I know
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 21, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Washburn already had the crap beat out of him
and was stuffed into the locker first – otherwise, no deal.
by TommyC on May 21, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looking forward to DMZ's next update on this Vidro kid
by ack on May 21, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't get why he's not on the future 40
by Graham on May 21, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me either.
I hear he is better than Clement
by Susheel Ramasahayam on May 21, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a funny Family Guy episode on
by speedomike on May 21, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Before they started recycling all of their jokes.
by BrianL on May 21, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Prior to that they recycled Simpsons gags
by TommyC on May 21, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't know why i think this episode is so funny
are the M’s still playing?
by speedomike on May 21, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MORE NISSAN LIVE SETS
THESE ARE EXACTLY WHAT I’D LIKE TO EXPERIENCE
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME
NISSAN MAKES GOOD TRUCKS!
by BrianL on May 21, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes color guy, the Tigers need to watch more video on RRS
he is so completely the opposite of Washburn.
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Raul's certainly no problem offensively
It’s just his defense that’s offensive…
See what I did there? I should go cover for Woody Paige.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 21, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So what is it
With the general loss of velocity around the majors?
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 21, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck you gravity!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 21, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He ceased to exist for a little while.
He’s probably waiting for some of the matter in his arm to return.
by BrianL on May 21, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it the cataclysmic collapse in speed during the game
Suggestive of TJ type angst, or is it just that way it is today?
Favor the Bold
by IcebreakerX on May 21, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I AINT TRIPPIN WE INDEPENDENT
you’re rapping about a soda
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Things less depressing than the Mariners that I happend upon while searching for that episode of Family Guy:


by JI on May 21, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope Griffey never hits 600 and the MLB.tv ad guy dies of dick suffocation
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Those commercials are terrible.
What’s with the X-Files music?
by JI on May 21, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU BETTER BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
BECAUSE MY DICKS COMING FOR AN INSPECTION!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 21, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
May God give Washburn to search for his children with a Geiger counter
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That site is hilarious thank you.
The public access TV list is hilarious.
by JI on May 21, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ken Griffey, Jr: Keep watching.
and watching. and watching
by ack on May 21, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey have you guys heard about these Nissan livesets!
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Blue Jays are overrepresented in that MLB.tv commercial
Why are they advertising MLB.tv on MLB.tv?
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's like the upgrade to premium ad.
I already have premium you fucks.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richie Sexson can only homer off pitches below 89 MPH
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 21, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My point remains true.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 21, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Next game we should have Burke pitch to Washburn
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOO...BRING IN THE D-TRAIN
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 21, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zach "Coal" Miner is hideous
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 21, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok. MLB.tv's experiment with commercials needs to end
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you won't believe me, but...
my colleague and I (who make up the unofficial M’s fan club of New Zealand) predicted Suckburn’s numbers exactly before the game today – even the Grand Slam…but not the 2 k’s.
by pakipaki on May 21, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
To be fair
It wasn’t terribly hard to predict that Washburn would suck today.
by Fin on May 21, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh good a possible rain delay
more time to dwell on the hilarity
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So the kinda not bad news:
We hit a shitty pitcher fairly well.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The AL Central has such terrible broadcast crews
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've taken a tour of the entire NL
and there’s 2 crews I like.
by JI on May 21, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can puuuuuuuuuuut on the boooooooooard?
YES!!!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 21, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know this joke.
Though in most of the versions I heard they called in “Punja.”
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 21, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I've heard it in many different ways
But the premise works for vidro and cairo
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what it's like watching them play.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 21, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Jarrod for your mom?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 21, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somebody fly a plane into the Yahoo! Music building
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously this is very annoying
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cory Lidle is already dead.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 21, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a good one
Well played
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we get Jarrod to do it?
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie
by cougfan on May 21, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Killing two birds with 1 plane
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll give you a B for that one.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 21, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey yeah more Baek
if he doesn’t pitch well today I predict he’s gone in a week.
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH NO!
Baek In. Comeback Thwarted.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey look! Another pitcher without an out pitch.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on May 21, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember that 9.0 inning complete game
That Baek threw against Detroit last year? That was fun.
by ThundaPC on May 21, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
why do people think tyler perry is funny?
go m’s
by speedomike on May 21, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The fact that it's the #1 cable sitcom
is another sign that most Americans are retards
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well
what other cable sitcoms are there? is the CW cable?
by speedomike on May 21, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually good point.
I never really thought about it but now that I think of it there are none.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's the black version of Dane Cook
And somehow even less funnier.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 21, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dane Cook is proof that most teens cannot be trusted with any decisions
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and I'm 19.
If I meet someone and they like Dane Cook I immediately leave. Unless they’re hot. And preferably 18
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was recently talking to a girl I hated because I was forced to and she mentioned how hilarious Carlos Mencia is.
I walked away
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 21, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mencia and Cook need to be killed at the same time on PPV
I would pay good money to see that
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why were group executions done away with?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 21, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else think Mencia and Vidro look alike?
by joof on May 21, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His real name is "Ned"
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 21, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am thinking "the Negotiator" should sign them all to 3 year 24 million dollar contracts
That should get more women and children into the stadium.
by Fin on May 21, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So...I'm gonna say foul.
If it was fair it was fair by .6 mm
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
how the hell was that fair??
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 21, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Already lost today
Awesomestinne got lit up :-(
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie
by cougfan on May 21, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our curse on them is working well, unfortunately
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hello instant replay
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 21, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It will delay the game!
And we can’t show commercials during it!!!
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cy Baek
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 21, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ordonez must be finished.
Blown away by Baek.
by Paytheline on May 21, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck this
I’m to watch two basketball teams I hate instead
by speedomike on May 21, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
pepsi = crips, coke=bloods
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 21, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fun Washburn Fact
“In 2002 he celebrated the first anniversary of the 9/11 attacks by allegedly hooking up with a 16-year old girl who worked at the concession stand at Angel Stadium. Washburn was investigated by local authorities in Los Angeles for this incident, which his wife did not enjoy.”
Wikipedia FTW
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie
by cougfan on May 21, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love the wife comment
No shit she didn’t enjoy the situation
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just read the whole thing, its funny as hell
Someones been playing with Wash’s wiki
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie
by cougfan on May 21, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Though the grammar is awful. Someone should fix it up to make it more readable/believable.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 21, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no no no no we're not having one of these subthreads
You guys take all the fun out of a nice Jewish stereotype joke
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 6:13 PM PDT

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