5/21: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:21 PM PDT
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I saw a link to this thread, but no plashing gif.
jury’s out
by JI on May 21, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm building trust to abuse at a later date
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have other thread improvements that I plan on bitching about in the future
by Robert on May 21, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not all bitches require links that can be abused
by Robert on May 21, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would like for threads to stay open for commenters returning from the game
Brett-baits are currently being wasted.
by Robert on May 21, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
with Pepsi and Yahoo Music
watching the game is such a visceral experience!
by Tony S on May 21, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Jeff linking to a new thread on the same day that Wash gets lit up?
The more things change, the more they stay the same
by seattlebruin on May 21, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Burke is the shit.
If only he and kenji could both catch, and Washburn could sit his ass down.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 21, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hell, let Burke pitch and hit for himself
that way we can get rid of Turbo and Wash in one move
by seattlebruin on May 21, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I support this.
And, as the home team, I opt to change that rule at least for all home games.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 21, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We actually don't even need to be the home team to do this
it’s already legal under the rules of baseball
by seattlebruin on May 21, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burke/Kenji pitcher/catcher tandem
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 21, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe we don't even need a pitcher.
Ichiro can pitch from the outfield. Burke will back Kenji up.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 21, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is that not a picture of Ali G?
Say what you want about Borat, Ali G is hilarious
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 21, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Borat was cool until it got so overplayed and everybody kept quoting it
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 21, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're actually making one of those? Oh god
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 21, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
These commercials are pissing me off.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 21, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I haven't watched MLB.tv in about five days, so it looks like I'm missing something.
And I think I’m happy about that. Is it as annoying as the Dick’s Sporting Goods ad from last year?
by Teej on May 21, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sacks loaded for Adrian?
C’mon King Awesome.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 21, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
D-train warming up
this game is not yet over
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was just going to say the same thing
We still have a hope if D-Train is pitching.
by Fin on May 21, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He already got demoted out of the rotation?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 21, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot all about him!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 21, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't be D-Train
Whomever’s out there isn’t all the way black.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 21, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather have Willis than Washburn
by seattlebruin on May 21, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Washburn's pretty bad
although fine, that was probably hyperbole. Willis is pretty terrible too.
by seattlebruin on May 21, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh, it could be worse
it could be Zito
by seattlebruin on May 21, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In my dreams, it's always Lopez time
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 21, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just want him
To drop one of his loafies on your chest, doncha?
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 21, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be a hell of a pitch given that Kenny Rogers is left-handed....
by seattlebruin on May 21, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those work better when the pitcher's a righty
by Graham on May 21, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
King Awesome
Gets some luck
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 21, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltre: succeeds
Everybody I hate: fails
This game is awesome.
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltre sucks he can't get hits with RISP
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why the hell are they playing "This Kiss" over the PAs?
by BrianL on May 21, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I smell false hope
CRUSH IT QUICK
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 21, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damnit Beltre is so unclutch.
He only got a 1 RBI single. He’s a bust.
by BrianL on May 21, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Plus he waited for a low-leverage situation to do it.
What an asshole.
by Teej on May 21, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Loafie maybe take a pitch or two there
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuuuuck.
Turbo will either fail or become a M DH for life
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This would be a good time for a Vidro triple.
by JI on May 21, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But then we will never be rid of him
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would require an act of God,
or a huge pile of hot dogs at third base.
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on May 21, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't want Vidro to succeed. But I still have hope in this game for some reason
so conflicted. Just take a walk, Jose
by ack on May 21, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The bad news: we leave the bases loaded
The good news: Vidro fails.
by BrianL on May 21, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vidro hit the ball to the outfield.
That’s a win for him.
by Happybelly on May 21, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Send him to Tacoma for seasoning.
(No, I don’t write my own jokes).
by JI on May 21, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope Kenji takes a dump in Jarrod's locker
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'd wish for far worse.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 21, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He could pee in Washburn's car's heater
and put massive amounts popcorn in the gastank
by JI on May 21, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or fuck his wife and then kill her and put it on the internet.
...too harsh?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 21, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe I should've replaced "wife" with "high school girls"
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 21, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, that was the joke I know
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 21, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Washburn already had the crap beat out of him
and was stuffed into the locker first – otherwise, no deal.
by TommyC on May 21, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looking forward to DMZ's next update on this Vidro kid
by ack on May 21, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't get why he's not on the future 40
by Graham on May 21, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me either.
I hear he is better than Clement
by Susheel Ramasahayam on May 21, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a funny Family Guy episode on
by speedomike on May 21, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Before they started recycling all of their jokes.
by BrianL on May 21, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Prior to that they recycled Simpsons gags
by TommyC on May 21, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't know why i think this episode is so funny
are the M’s still playing?
by speedomike on May 21, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MORE NISSAN LIVE SETS
THESE ARE EXACTLY WHAT I’D LIKE TO EXPERIENCE
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME
NISSAN MAKES GOOD TRUCKS!
by BrianL on May 21, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes color guy, the Tigers need to watch more video on RRS
he is so completely the opposite of Washburn.
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Raul's certainly no problem offensively
It’s just his defense that’s offensive…
See what I did there? I should go cover for Woody Paige.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 21, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So what is it
With the general loss of velocity around the majors?
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 21, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck you gravity!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 21, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He ceased to exist for a little while.
He’s probably waiting for some of the matter in his arm to return.
by BrianL on May 21, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it the cataclysmic collapse in speed during the game
Suggestive of TJ type angst, or is it just that way it is today?
Favor the Bold
by IcebreakerX on May 21, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I AINT TRIPPIN WE INDEPENDENT
you’re rapping about a soda
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Things less depressing than the Mariners that I happend upon while searching for that episode of Family Guy:
by JI on May 21, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope Griffey never hits 600 and the MLB.tv ad guy dies of dick suffocation
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Those commercials are terrible.
What’s with the X-Files music?
by JI on May 21, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU BETTER BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
BECAUSE MY DICKS COMING FOR AN INSPECTION!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 21, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
May God give Washburn to search for his children with a Geiger counter
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That site is hilarious thank you.
The public access TV list is hilarious.
by JI on May 21, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ken Griffey, Jr: Keep watching.
and watching. and watching
by ack on May 21, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey have you guys heard about these Nissan livesets!
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Blue Jays are overrepresented in that MLB.tv commercial
Why are they advertising MLB.tv on MLB.tv?
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's like the upgrade to premium ad.
I already have premium you fucks.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richie Sexson can only homer off pitches below 89 MPH
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 21, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My point remains true.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 21, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Next game we should have Burke pitch to Washburn
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOO...BRING IN THE D-TRAIN
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 21, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zach "Coal" Miner is hideous
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 21, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok. MLB.tv's experiment with commercials needs to end
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you won't believe me, but...
my colleague and I (who make up the unofficial M’s fan club of New Zealand) predicted Suckburn’s numbers exactly before the game today – even the Grand Slam…but not the 2 k’s.
by pakipaki on May 21, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
To be fair
It wasn’t terribly hard to predict that Washburn would suck today.
by Fin on May 21, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh good a possible rain delay
more time to dwell on the hilarity
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So the kinda not bad news:
We hit a shitty pitcher fairly well.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The AL Central has such terrible broadcast crews
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've taken a tour of the entire NL
and there’s 2 crews I like.
by JI on May 21, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can puuuuuuuuuuut on the boooooooooard?
YES!!!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 21, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know this joke.
Though in most of the versions I heard they called in “Punja.”
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 21, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I've heard it in many different ways
But the premise works for vidro and cairo
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what it's like watching them play.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 21, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Jarrod for your mom?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 21, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somebody fly a plane into the Yahoo! Music building
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously this is very annoying
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cory Lidle is already dead.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 21, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a good one
Well played
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we get Jarrod to do it?
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie
by cougfan on May 21, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Killing two birds with 1 plane
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll give you a B for that one.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 21, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey yeah more Baek
if he doesn’t pitch well today I predict he’s gone in a week.
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH NO!
Baek In. Comeback Thwarted.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey look! Another pitcher without an out pitch.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on May 21, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember that 9.0 inning complete game
That Baek threw against Detroit last year? That was fun.
by ThundaPC on May 21, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
why do people think tyler perry is funny?
go m’s
by speedomike on May 21, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The fact that it's the #1 cable sitcom
is another sign that most Americans are retards
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well
what other cable sitcoms are there? is the CW cable?
by speedomike on May 21, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually good point.
I never really thought about it but now that I think of it there are none.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's the black version of Dane Cook
And somehow even less funnier.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 21, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dane Cook is proof that most teens cannot be trusted with any decisions
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and I'm 19.
If I meet someone and they like Dane Cook I immediately leave. Unless they’re hot. And preferably 18
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was recently talking to a girl I hated because I was forced to and she mentioned how hilarious Carlos Mencia is.
I walked away
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 21, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mencia and Cook need to be killed at the same time on PPV
I would pay good money to see that
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why were group executions done away with?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 21, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else think Mencia and Vidro look alike?
by joof on May 21, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His real name is "Ned"
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 21, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am thinking "the Negotiator" should sign them all to 3 year 24 million dollar contracts
That should get more women and children into the stadium.
by Fin on May 21, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So...I'm gonna say foul.
If it was fair it was fair by .6 mm
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
how the hell was that fair??
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 21, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Already lost today
Awesomestinne got lit up :-(
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie
by cougfan on May 21, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our curse on them is working well, unfortunately
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hello instant replay
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 21, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It will delay the game!
And we can’t show commercials during it!!!
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cy Baek
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 21, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ordonez must be finished.
Blown away by Baek.
by Paytheline on May 21, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck this
I’m to watch two basketball teams I hate instead
by speedomike on May 21, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
pepsi = crips, coke=bloods
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 21, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fun Washburn Fact
“In 2002 he celebrated the first anniversary of the 9/11 attacks by allegedly hooking up with a 16-year old girl who worked at the concession stand at Angel Stadium. Washburn was investigated by local authorities in Los Angeles for this incident, which his wife did not enjoy.”
Wikipedia FTW
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie
by cougfan on May 21, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love the wife comment
No shit she didn’t enjoy the situation
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just read the whole thing, its funny as hell
Someones been playing with Wash’s wiki
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie
by cougfan on May 21, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Though the grammar is awful. Someone should fix it up to make it more readable/believable.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 21, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no no no no we're not having one of these subthreads
You guys take all the fun out of a nice Jewish stereotype joke
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No boobies?
boooooooo
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie
by cougfan on May 21, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what makes me mad?
Diana Krall being married to Elvis Costello.
by BrianL on May 21, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Her voice just makes me melt.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on May 21, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The worst is Ben Zobrist and his wife
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or hot Elisha Cuthbert and that dumbfuck Sean Avery
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 21, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A lesson for everyone
If you find a chick that hot and you look like him, knock her up and lock her down
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie
by cougfan on May 21, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Enjoy life without a spleen
cockbag
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 21, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
D-Train sucks, announcers
Just accept it and it will hurt less later
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah my friends thought that getting DTrain was the best part of the Tigers trade.
I punched them all in the face
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too dark
can’t see Dontrelle in the bullpen unless he’s smiling
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just enjoy using .gifs
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 21, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't make me bust out the
Shoop Da Whoop / Chargin’ Mah Lazer pics.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 21, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you've got hate in your heart let it out. White Power
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
by Tyler on May 21, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haven't run the numbers but they're a contender
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A's too
Do they have a black player other than Thomas?
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
by Tyler on May 21, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you'd have to go to every team's roster page
and count how many white people are on each roster. I am too lazy to do that right now.
by Fin on May 21, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they've gotta be
The case against:
Brian Barton (he’s a rocket scientist)
Cesar Izturis (who cares)
Albert Pujols (probably is in line for a crackerectomy)
The Case For:
The remainder of the organization
Ozzie Smith
Ron Gant
by JI on May 21, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They have the Blue Jays beat
(Wells, Stewart, Benitez, Barajas)
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gibbons hasn't been accused of being a racist
like LaRussa has.
by JI on May 21, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot Molina
but Jason LaRue completely cancels him out.
by JI on May 21, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess he wouldn't appreciate this guy then
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 21, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you don't like Will & Grace
don’t mean there’s something wrong with you, it means there’s something wrong with Will…he’s a homosexual. White Power
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
by Tyler on May 21, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baek has a splitter that is biting tonight.
An out pitch he hath discovered.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on May 21, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES
Harold Reynolds. It’s huggin’ time, Bitch
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TWO Nissan Liveset commecials in one break???
Fuck. Also Bronson Arroyo is not good
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But he has a World Series Ring!
With Boston!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 21, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he plays Guitar!!!
He blows
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate guitar players.
Fucking douchebags. “Oh look at me I wrote 200 songs last night, let me sing one of them for you while I play my $200 Hohner plywood special.”
by BrianL on May 21, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By "I hate guitar players"
I mean I hate amateur guitar players who you find every ten feet on a college campus.
by BrianL on May 21, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you ever see that Family Guy bit about "what douche bags did to the guitar?"
It is spot on and exactly what you are describing.
by borgy on May 21, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't blame Baek
He’s been watching Richie all year.
by Paytheline on May 21, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The game thread won't let me post every Cardinals profile picture
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Born Blue Jay
Skip Schumaker has a dark goatee. Does that count for anything?
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that picture was from before he turned into a honky
by JI on May 21, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like that he's pretty much the smartest guy in baseball.
He’s probably a total oreo.
by JI on May 21, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This one
is better, but you still don’t get the full effect.
by JI on May 21, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SO LET'S GET A PARTY GOING
LET’S GET A PARTY GOING
NOW IT’S TIME TO PARTY AND WE’LL PARTY HARD
PARTY HARD
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a great driving song.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 21, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Won't argue with that.
But it’s an especially great driving song. Going down the road with a couple of friends, head banging and blaring this song. Good times.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 21, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be one the awesomest sounding car accidents ever.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 21, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For those who are confused
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 21, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They would need to incorporate a new instrument
that records head-banging and punching to the rhythm.
by Teej on May 21, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andrew WK is a crazy person
"I wanted to give myself a bloody nose, and then take a picture of it [for my album cover]. But my nose didn’t bleed enough after I hit myself with a brick. I had to use this follow-up plan, which was this little water bottle full of pig’s blood that I’d gotten from the butcher shop.”
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He told you he was hardcore.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 21, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great song
Madden 03 I think
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait speaking of honky teams
Our very own Geoff Baker talks of the racial makeup of the Jays here
by Fin on May 21, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just thinking of that article
where SABR guys are accused of being racists!
by JI on May 21, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Try making a thread for the honkiest team in baseball.
I think Detroit is the non-honkiest team in baseball.
by Fin on May 21, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's Morgan Freeman doing playing for the Tigers?
by OlSalty on May 21, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This guy?
Where he’s from, you can’t control him. You might get a guy to do it that way for a while because he wants to benefit, but in the end, he is going to go back to being who he is. And that’s a person that you’re going to talk to with respect, you’re going to talk to like a man.
Morgan Freeman would make a funny Dugout character.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 21, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how two starters have an ERA north of 6, one has has an ERA north of 5.
by JI on May 21, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Best starting rotation in baseball.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 21, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro is very patient tonight.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on May 21, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This isn't Seattle weather, dingus
This is bad weather
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seattle gets too much shit for getting an average of 32" of rain a year.
Milder winters, beatiful summers apparently don’t count for shit. Also, Seattle isn’t even in the top ten cities list which get the most rain.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on May 21, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go back to your latte and listen to Nirvana
/Dumbshits
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 21, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So how does Bavasi explain his way out of this?
I mean to his bosses. It was clear with every action he took this offseason that his plan was to upgrade the pitching - and pitching only - and we’d have a contender. He fully succeeded in doing what he said he wanted to do, and it’s failing miserably.
I know every year people swear he’s going to get fired, but this has to be the year, right? For the past few years I’ve wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt, but if you put all your chips on red and bust, what do you do?
I’m just trying to predict what the excuse will be, and nothing makes sense. Bedard and Putz being hurt? That can’t be enough.
by Teej on May 21, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bedard gave him a two-year window
I imagine Bavasi will mention that pretty often.
by Jeff on May 21, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, I'll ask
Who is that? I thought I was up on my shitty GMs, but I guess not.
by Teej on May 21, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wayne Krivsky
He’s BrianL’s pick to replace Bavasi. I think he’s also mine.
by Fin on May 21, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, that's what he looks like? I thought he was older.
Anyway, for all the shit he gets, he has put the Reds in pretty solid position, I think. Shore up the OF defense and a few other parts and they can contend in the NL Central.
I have no idea how much of their farm system can be attributed to him, but looking at Votto, Bruce, Cueto, Bailey . . . it looks promising. I wouldn’t have traded Hamilton, though.
by Teej on May 21, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let me clarify
I don’t want Krivsky to be the new GM. He has no idea how to evaluate players.
Ergo, he’ll be first in line for the job.
by BrianL on May 21, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This team could be re-tooled in time for next year
if someone competant is rehired.
by JI on May 21, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Krueger gave "Clean up the 'D'" a check due to no errors being made.
I beg to differ…
by ThundaPC on May 21, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If we lose 10 in a row can we post the creepy ronald mcdonald shaker?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 21, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Have you gone back and retroactively deleted those posts?
by JI on May 21, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If this proposal leads to the deletion of said posts
I am all for it.
by BrianL on May 21, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FF3 doesn't have an ad-block add-on
so no.
Plus if you do I will tell on you.
by JI on May 21, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every time I see someone type FF3
I think “Final Fantasy 3” followed by “Fuck yeah!”
by BrianL on May 21, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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