5/20: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 5:11 PM PDT
in Game Threads
546 comments
For a few seconds in the first, I was entertained to see Verlander sucking. Then our offense reminded me what's what. Then Carlos Silva reminded me why I hated his contract. I should start writing these things down so I don't forget again.
0 recs |
546 comments
Email
Print
Comments
damn you.
I have to build up trust first, then the rickroll was going to come.
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow its not like that wasnt tried or anything
by Robert on May 20, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe they could do a backwards warp like in Lost Levels.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See Jeff could even fun with these if he just put a little effort into it
by Robert on May 20, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
backwards warps are Hitler's answer to Nintendo
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What in the name of fuck happened to Polanco's head?
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's ugly and mishapen?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 20, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And it's always been like that?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 20, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure it has
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 20, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has a growth coming out of the side of it like he's a Star trek ailen.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it wasn't always there
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Detroit's 3 of 4 wins this month have been by 1-run.
Mariners = Slump Buster.
by ThundaPC on May 20, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, I used to fall asleep watching mlb.tv
not possible with this stupid yahoo commercial being that loud.
by Schuxu on May 20, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sonics with pick number fourth
Crap
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not to mention OJ Mayo, who the Sonics will probably take in this position
and who is highly overrated by everybody. So, there is solace in that.
by marinator on May 20, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think OJ
might actually be underrated at this point. Since everyone hates him and no one really bothered to watch him play.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on May 20, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
From what I've seen
His defense is highly suspect, and his ball handling leaves a lot to be desired.
by marinator on May 20, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His defense is actually the one thing people rate down
that they shouldn’t. He’s a much better defender than given credit for. His ball handling is not as good as I thought it would be and he didn’t attack the rim as much as most people expected him to either.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on May 20, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OJ is one of the most underrated players around
and keep in mind who this is coming from. He’s a legitimately elite player, and from all accounts, a stand-up guy. I don’t blame him at all for the Guillory situation – if I were in college and someone offered to give me a car, nice shoes, a big screen TV, and lots of pocket cash to just do what I would do anyway, I wouldn’t turn them down.
I would be thrilled if the Sonics drafted him. His court vision is impeccable and when he plays with better finishers (realistically, the only guy he had on his team who moved well without the ball was Dwight Lewis), he’s just going to get better. His jump shot is a thing of beauty too. I’m just terrified that we’ll get stuck with Jerryd Bayless, who is either going to be Antonio Daniels or Dwyane Wade – there’s really no in between.
And BTW, his defense is outstanding.
by seattlebruin on May 21, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, sad.
At least we got Durant last season…. or at least OKC did.
by Wilder. on May 20, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just curious. How fast is Verlander throwing?
Is he the same kinda suck he’s been all year, or has he returned to form? If he’s still down in mph, then the M’s are indeed bad.
Your favorite meme is dead
by Edanger6 on May 20, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I saw a FB clocked at 95 on the FSN gun.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That last one was 93.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's throwing like 92 MPH on average.
We suck.
by ThundaPC on May 20, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's a still a bit down for him
Dave from USSM had a good post about this at Fangraphs. Not good for the M’s (or my FT)
Your favorite meme is dead
by Edanger6 on May 20, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just put Reed Burke Cairo and Ballgame out there
Wave the white flag
by marinator on May 20, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nothing is more hardcore than rapping about pepsi
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 20, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
rapping about the ninja turtles
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember the 1st ninjat turtle movie rap
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 20, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i read that as "raping the ninja turtles"
which would also be more hardcore
by ack on May 20, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That homerun pisses me off
because it makes Ordonez’s contract look less ridiculous.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sims says "What do you want me to do? Put a gun in my mouth?"
awesome
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey! Just got here!
How’s the game going?
by Paytheline on May 20, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It hasn't started it.
Can’t wait to see Kazmir pitch.
by ThundaPC on May 20, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we come back and win this
it will justify Mickey and the cello playing Cat.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sims "Battle of the crafty elderly left handers tomorrow"
I think Rogers has 10 years on Burns.
Sims is just beltin’ em out today
by marinator on May 20, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
89-91 MPH fastballs up the ying-yang.
We suck.
by ThundaPC on May 20, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So...this is fun.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow that was like over his head.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 20, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow this is a bad team.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So funny...I left my parents house
and it was 2-1 Tigers…five minutes later I come in, sit down, turn on the TV and it’s 7-1.
Sadly I couldn’t even feign surprise.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wlad was like 3 feet to the right.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
this is still more hilarious
- B. Wilkerson homered to deep right
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 20, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay fantasy team!
Oh yeah, nobody cares…
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like Detroit
Good to see them getting their swing back.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK IS GOING ON
POLANCO AND RENTERIA ARE HITTING THE BALL HARDER THAN THEY’VE EVER HIT IT IN THEIR LIVES
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They should fire Mac, because what the hell why not, every team needs a scapegoat.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Howard Lincoln will do the honorable thing and fall on his sword
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe the president will resign too.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah right.
The only thing we can do to get rid of Armstrong and Chuck is as follows:
Convince the Japanese ownership that they are having a very sordid, public affair with each other.
by BrianL on May 20, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm against it.
Then Cheney would rule.
by Paytheline on May 20, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...public scapegoat
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sheffield looks finished
Royals rock
Mariners suck
by mariners11 on May 20, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think I enjoyed the great hitting, pitching starved teams
of the late ‘90s rather then the poor hitting, sometimes good sometimes crap pitching team we have here…(I was going to say good pitching but I conveniently forgot about Batista, Washburn, Silva, Baek and EOF).
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you want to cry the House thread is a few posts over.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'll never see Renteria hit a ball harder or further.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not to speak for Jeff...
but I assume this game is awesome for a blogger.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Until Graham or Matthew shames me into thinking otherwise
...Cabrera will probably be just fine at first.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
defensively? might be
but it lowers his offensive value quite significantly.
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, I was commenting on Sims/Blowers discussion
about how he’s nothing more than a DH at this point.
Usually guys do ok when they move down th spectrum, even if they were shitty thirdbsemen.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Washed up HOF pitchers who will be FA next year
Clemens
Martinez
Maddux
Johnson
Glavine
Schilling
Pettite
Mussina
Which would you choose? I like Glavine, but he’ll never be an M. I doubt Randy wants to come back. Schilling probably hates the NW. Maddux will never leave the NL.
M’s would probably choose Mussina because he’s the worst on the list.
by marinator on May 20, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not so sure I'd put Moyer in the HOF
by marinator on May 20, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah probably not
but a man can dream…
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Dragonslayer will be a Free Agent
Watch Bavasi give him three years and 36 million. Woo!
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we already have a moose
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 20, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't we have 5 pitchers on contract?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Batista to pen?
Washburn to the netherworld?
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. I'll hold my breath.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix -------> bullpen
needs more seasoning
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't see Washburn and Batista starting next season
I’m not so sure the both of them will finish the season in the rotation to be honest
by marinator on May 20, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Johnson isn't washed up.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know he's 4-1
Haven’t seen him pitch this year though. I guess I just assumed.
by marinator on May 20, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He get's Ks, has good control
he’d be our third best pitcher
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still don't think he'd come back
He didn’t leave of the greatest of terms if I remember correctly. I guess if he’s still got stuff he’d be a much welcomed addition. Imagine Griffey at DH next year (fuck Griffey he’s the worst player in baseball I know, I know), and Randy in the rotation. I’d flip.
by marinator on May 20, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not what I was implying.
He’ll retire in Arizona.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did anyone else see squiny on Reed as a defensive replacement...
“We’re happy with our defense in the outfield,’‘
by LongLiveTheKings on May 20, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man I hope he's scapegoated.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I fear Perlozzo or Riggleman would be worse.
by BrianL on May 20, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man I hope they're all scapegoated.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let the Sheriff take over
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Edgar for manager
Nobody would be able to understand wtf he is talking about, and hilarity would ensue.
by marinator on May 20, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like this comment.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sexson...master of the blowout double.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone know which Snoqualmie Falls beer they have on tap at SafeCo?
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I usually get the Jack Daniels lemonade because
I handed in my man card after the rabies episode of House.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that somehow less fruity then mikes?
by Robert on May 20, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It smells like gasoline.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it is Wildcat IPA
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LMAO KENJI!
Oh this IS funny!
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What happened?
Did Kenji do something crazy like triple? I’ve got the game off right now.
by BrianL on May 20, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah he had the lamest check swing into an out I've ever seen.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pudge Rodriguez
Most overrated player ever?
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Didn't hit nearly as well as everyone thinks he did.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
catcher defense is overrated
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
his wasn't
he was legitimately awesome for many many years. Yeah, his hitting was inflated by Texas and all, but he’s been a great player.
I agree he’s overrated, but nowhere close to most.
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you took my subject line a bit too literally.
It’s a shame his 2000(?) season was cut short.
I was just thinking about all the old Roy Neyer flamewars where he was called an idiot for thinking he wasn’t clearly the best catcher ever to play the game.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's a good player.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
obviously
or was a good layer
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most overrated player ever?
Alex Rodriguez.
:)
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
List of things funnier than that picture:
1) Everything
2) i
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It makes me laugh evertime I see it.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what that picture is from?
That was the day Griffey handed that guy his used jockstrap after he signed it.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you take away all the players better than him, you're correct.
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a lot of players you have to get rid of. Kudos to you for taking the time.
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's easier when you've categorized them into two groups based on the following criteria:
Is this player named Ken Griffey Jr.?
Group 1 = yes
Group 2 = no
Then I delete group 2.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that's pretty close.
You do have to eliminate all current MLB players before Griffey ends up coming out on top.
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I may be deleting worse players.
But they’re casualties of my pro-Griffey-is-the-best-player-of-all-time war.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He said "of all-time"
Griffey isn’t the worst player of all-time. Even if he currently is the worst in 2008 as long as he plays the field.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 20, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you're responding to the wrong person.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was pretty cool.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I smile every time you get upset about this
Griffey blows.
by Jeff on May 20, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad you enjoy my 5-minute Photoshop.
by BrianL on May 20, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That took five minutes?
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
'roids shrink your man bolts and reduce your sex drive
Is in doubt.
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the Mariners make a strong point here
regarding their claim to the status of worst team in the league. Move aside, Detroit!
by vkut79 on May 20, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How much losing can a Canadian Baseball Writer take before he snaps?
From the 5:45 blog update…
“That’s now seven strikeouts in six innings for Justin Verlander as the M’s prepare to bow out of this one in a hurry. Now an 8-1 game after Cha Seung Baek served up a homer to Magglio Ordonez on the fourth pitch thrown in the fifth. Verlander looks cured of all the pitching ailments that had afflicted him heading into this game. Call it a dose of “M’s tonic’’. Got a losing streak that needs fixing? A little problem getting hitters out? Well, hey just call 1-800-Bavasi and he’ll send you a lineup guaranteed to fix your hurts. By the way, this is the type of game that gets managers fired.”
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like how LL has become a Baker reaction blog.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
from 5:56
5:56 p.m.: Look out, folks, it’s hailing in Detroit. Baseball-sized hail stones are landing in the bleachers, or just missing the heads of sprinting Seattle outfielders. Oh, no, wait. It’s only the latest BP session being thrown by Cha Seung Baek. The reliever who makes you think Rolaids in ways totally different from J.J. Putz just gave up his second and third homers in two innings in the sixth, making it 11-1 for a Tigers team outhitting the M’s 15-4. As I said, this is the type of game that gets a manager fired. The M’s have shown little life at the plate or in the field and are getting humiliated by the worst team in the American League.
All I can say is… I’m glad I don’t have his job.
by vkut79 on May 20, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I find this type of writing absolutely hilarious and I hope he does it more often.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The worst team in the AL?
Has he been watching the team he is paid to blog about?
by marinator on May 20, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Detroit has a worse record.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well... obviously.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See, this is exactly how he should write.
This type of cynical commenting on games is excellent. This is what I like to see.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its not worth my time to say this
But we fucking blow.
by Edgar for Pres on May 20, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think that's the Fifth Law of Thermodynamics
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least Joe’s Tracer wants to entertain me.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
False hope!
Ha, I kid. There is no hope. Not even false hope.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tigers getting sloppy!
I do enjoy their struggles given all the money they spent in the off-season…
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wow, how did Ichiro hit that?
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 20, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I never click on that...I just click the lookoutlanding link on the bottom to get to the homepage
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 20, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he would never HaloRoll you
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see what you did there..I approve
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 20, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I think I'm going to avoid watching the games when the Red Sox come to town.
Anyone else with me?
by BrianL on May 20, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nah I don't think so
Nothing like getting pounded with style.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't mind seeing us fail
I just don’t want to see us fail with ten thousand Red Sox fans filling up our stadium. I hate Red Sox Nation.
by BrianL on May 20, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ohhh that's a good point.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOO Guillen
YOU STOMPED ON THAT On…
Oh snap we traded you for Ramon Santiago.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least we still have Ramon Santiago
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's a lot different than highschool.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm so glad Jeremy Reed isn't in the game.
If there’s anything you need in a 12-3 rout, it’s veterans still on the field.
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want to see Raul strain his quad.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Removing veterans would be admitting defeat
We cannot shame ourselves by admitting defeat.
by vkut79 on May 20, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So we should kill ourselves rather than disgrace the emperor?
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hence the falling on sword of M's management
We can get the Operative from Serenity to help them.
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like I've been saying
the only way to get rid of Howie and Chuck are to convince the Japanese ownership they’re having a public affair.
by BrianL on May 20, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no strained quad >:(
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boomquist!
Blasehit!
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Reed pops up
He’ll have to sit on the bench for the next two weeks as punishment.
by BrianL on May 20, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Send him back down.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God damn it.
Vidro gets 3 more weeks
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 20, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just switched to baskeball
Only to see Joey Crawford making a pair of ludicrous calls… I thought they threw him out of the league.
by LongLiveTheKings on May 20, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vidro is wheezing on second!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
if the game was 3-3 that would make me happy
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 20, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bloomquist - Reed - Vidro - Cairo
worst hitters ever assembled consecutively? (outside the NL)
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
so I can't retort with the Giants' MOTO?
[sifts through 92 Angels’ lineups]
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
put 'em in any order
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet tits I've never seen so many sub .300 OBPs
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 20, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've just seen our future.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
:(
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 20, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But that team had great chemistry.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow... Vidro is actually the best of the bunch?
Wow
by vkut79 on May 20, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd take Reed or Willie over Vidro
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 20, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But Cairo tells great stories!
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least we get punch and ho-hos after the game.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, randomly, I just got a massive food craving for some stuffed crust pizza.
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I cannot eat a whole pizza by myself. Need someone to share it with.
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sudden cravings for food wanting to share it with Jeff
yeah I could have done better
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh fuck now I'm getting the same craving
maybe if I pick it up myself…
by Jeff on May 20, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I'm never buying a Nissan
there are so many different parts of my ass that MLB.tv can kiss
by Jeff on May 20, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm waiting to see how much worse this is than silence.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just for the record
a Nissan Hardbody pickup is a great truck. I’ve got 330,000 miles on mine.
by BrianL on May 20, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The run on American flag combustion right?
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eric Davis 2.0 is 3 for 4 with 4 RBI
Yeap.
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You guys ever been to Paseo's Cuban Sandwich Shop?
I had forgotten how good it was…funny to look around the place and see everyone devouring their sandwichs making strange and slightly sexual satisfactory noises.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm planning on moving to Fremont to be closer to Paseo.
I’m not joking in the slightest.
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I was kinda sad when I had to choose Greenlake instead.
They have some strange hours of operation…no Mondays, and they celebrate odd holidays. Worth the wait though.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tigers scored lots of runs.
Glad we can help.
by ThundaPC on May 20, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
needs more rubenesque Jose Vidro
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stupid Blue Jays
Bases loaded, no outs, 0 runs.
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Since this is going nowhere I'm going to count the ways that Griffey sucks:
(1) at baseball
by Jeff on May 20, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
(2) Hitting more home runs than Barry Bonds
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(3) Less Nike commercials than Jordan
am i doing this right?
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(4) Endorsing Ken Griffey Jr.'s Winning Run
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(5) making N64 video games with competent outfield defense
by Jeff on May 20, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(6) leaving Seattle on better terms than A-Rod
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this list just lapped itself
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm guessing your recaps go through more than one draft.
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We've been over this before
after the intro paragraph the rest is usually a series of excerpts from Gerald Ford’s autobiography.
by Jeff on May 20, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
to be honest
I don’t read anything that’s not in chart form.
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey look
something resembling an outfield defense.
by BrianL on May 20, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How horrible will Washburn be tomorrow?
At least Kenny Rogers has an excuse for sucking this year he’s like 50
by marinator on May 20, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
8 runs through 2 2/3 IP
Leaves with a “calf strain”
by BrianL on May 20, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you guys were kidding about the Pepsi rap
by Jeff on May 20, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Worse than silence, huh/
I’ll find out in ~20 mins.
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since today is a lost cause
I really wish Reed would have subbed in for Ichiro in CF. His legs are going to fall off by the all-star break.
by BrianL on May 20, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait until Ichrio gets the patial day off at DH
and we run out a Raul/Ballgame/Wlad OF
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
man, pizza hut's website sucks worse than the Mariners.
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That one time I ended up getting the stuffed crust
I severely regretted it. But to be fair I missed that whole thread.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
screw it, $18 for a medium pizza?
you’re not getting my money this time PH. I do think this should be done during the get-together though.
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there might be one, I can't figure it out and I don't have much patience for their shitty food.
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.amantepizzaandpasta.com/
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
on second thought
you and I probably reside in different zip codes
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stuft crust?
That’d be pretty funny.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is better than the Schindler's List suggestion
by Jeff on May 20, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we should have tried in SF instead of that German place none of us remember.
I bet stuffed crust is awesome when you’re blitzed.
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True.
Speaking of which, can you bring some In-N-Out up with you?
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would you believe me if I said I've tried that before?
by Jeff on May 20, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if you say it worked and yes, you will bring me some delicious double cheeses
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well there is some good news today, people.
A judge has found Jack Thompson guilty of misconduct during the GTA and Bully trials.
Disbarment likely to follow.
by BrianL on May 20, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
meaningless
if he wanted to help the team out he should have hit into a DP and got them in bed a a decent time
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
7 more runs, and three outs
and we break out the bass playing cat
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah there's a game.
Bases are juiced baby!
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay - excuses to use all of these new images.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
a lightsabre seems like it wouldn't work very well in baseball.
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably would result in a dead ball.
Get it? Dead ball. You know, because the lightsaber slices the ball in half.
I’ve got nothing, people.
by BrianL on May 20, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the look of focus on his face.
Like the ball is floating.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lightsabre? Graham is rubbing off on all of us far too much.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 20, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bring in Todd Jones
Let’s thrash his fat ass around
by marinator on May 20, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would laugh my ass off for days and days
if we did this…who’s coming in, did Fransisco Cruceta already pitch?
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey I remember you
I thought this guy sucked
by marinator on May 20, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Reed just hit him
So apparently he still does
by marinator on May 20, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Reed is better than Vidro.
Who knew?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps in the twisted evaluations of M's management
this warrants additional playing time?
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One hit does not a veteran make.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He played for a couple seasons!
He’s been through some wars!
by joof on May 20, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the war on drugs is not a real war.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was a selfish move that needlessly prolonged the game.
$2000 fine and a trip back to AAA Tacoma.
by BrianL on May 20, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't call it a comeback!!
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 20, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh don't do this to me Mariners...
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oooh. 12-8
What an exciting game.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God I hate Jose Vidro so much
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 20, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What the hell do you call this?
Holy shit
by marinator on May 20, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's trade some of ours for some of their hitters.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you jinxed it good job
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 20, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
False hope!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 20, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IT IS CLEARLY REAL HOPE
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 20, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And here comes Todd Jones
I have hope, damn you Mariners!
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is getting interesting....
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 20, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Todd fatass Jones!!
Out of the frying pan into the oven
by marinator on May 20, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So instead of a game here's a list of foreign insults
by Jeff on May 20, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Other helpful Serbian phrases:
“The Pope fucks you” (Jebo te Papa)
by Jeff on May 20, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't stop laughing at
“Brush your teeth, my dick will be inspecting soon!”
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 20, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet, we have our big bats up.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God if Cairo gets a hit right now
we’re going to be stuck with him for another season.
by BrianL on May 20, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BB would suffice.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't even know our lineup at this point
so I’m not even sure what I should be rooting for.
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cairo in game over.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 20, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fitting.
DFA.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah you knew that was coming
The one sub you shouldn’t have used McLaren you fuck
by marinator on May 20, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's inexcusable to have him on the roster to begin with
Rant rant rant
by marinator on May 20, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well at least we made them squirm over at BYB
Yay for small victories…
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Teach you to have hope.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That isn't the only thing Leyland will be smoking tonight Sims
Eye problems you know
by marinator on May 20, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know whats more pathetic
The fact that we didn’t have anyone to pinch hit for Cairo there that wasn’t terrible, or that we had Cairo up there.
by joof on May 20, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What do you want?
This was a complete blowout when the subs came in.
by Jeff on May 20, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cairo off the team
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 20, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So who's going to see Indy IV on Thursday?
by BrianL on May 20, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The timely wnd to this game is Ludwck approved.
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It would suck to have the post game job these days
Glad we’re not forced to listen to them.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 20, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
According to the portion of the game I watched, the Mariners won 7-1
by Jeff on May 20, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A woman at work was talking about hockey
that so takes precedence
by Jeff on May 20, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She was probably just talking about how the players were hot.
by JI on May 20, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only chicks I've ever known that were into sports dug hockey
because the guys were cute.
by JI on May 20, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the Randy Johnson of hockey
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 20, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 20, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he's Wilson's brother
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Congrats on your 2nd win of the year, Verlander.
by ThundaPC on May 20, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My fantasy tea...nevermind
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 20, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No commercials on the STL-SD feed
so far so good
Ludwick in center?... :-\
by JI on May 20, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix, Strasburg, Aumont, Morrow in 2010
Woo!
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Derek Jeter was hit in the hand today
this made top story on Yahoo! MLB.
by Jeff on May 20, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He'll rub some Vagisil on it.
And why were you on Yahoo! MLB? Fantasy team?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 20, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jon Lester knows about not getting hit.
by ThundaPC on May 20, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shouldn't the hero be the person who cured it?
by Jeff on May 20, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has not yet achieved the complete game of life however
and based on his history it seems he’s likely to be yanked pretty quick.
by Jeff on May 20, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
we just need to wait until he gets the flu.
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh
Reminds me the X-Play skit with the Emperor who counsels a patient into killing his family.
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, I hear there was a good House episode recently.
Nothing like turning on the game to find out Silva sucks again.
by eponymous_coward on May 20, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think I'm going to complain about this team ever again.
It’s all be said so many times.
by vkut79 on May 20, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wake up to find out that the Mariners lost, and the Sonics got 4th pick
Fuck Detroit and fuck Chicago
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 20, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oops, extra, comma, dammit
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 20, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man they didn't suck all year for the 4th pick
Dammit.
by Fin on May 20, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't go through all that heartbreak for OJ fucking Mayo
I typed that before realizing it sounded like a refrigerator sex scene
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 20, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mayo seems like it would be a guy
DO. NOT. WANT.
by Robert on May 20, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Umm so i guess i didnt miss much?
Steak is nice….Fosters is good, Paulaner’s Double Bock is much better.
Back to studying…
by laxtonto on May 20, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just listened to Not Vasgerian talk about how the 2003 Mariners were the greatest rotation in history
for three hours
fuck this shit I hate Joel starts
by JI on May 20, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to start a defense blog.
All I would talk about is defense. Defense. Only defense. That’s it. And the conclusion to every post would be “just another bit of evidence that defense is far and away the most underrated and underappreciated aspect of the game today.” And the site logo would be Raul walking on all fours like he has spina bifida.
by Jeff on May 20, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
...and nobody would read it
because we’re all not huge losers
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 20, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, what the fuck?
I Google Image searched “spina bifida” and now I feel sick. You dirty, dirty whore
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 20, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you GIS everything you hear?
well then, this was bound to happen.
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I DON'T HAVE VERY GOOD JUDGEMENT
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 20, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
spina bifida
is only like the 23rd most disgusting thing I’ve happened to GIS.
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My friend once suprised me with a GIS of "shitting dick nipples"
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 20, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you were hoping we would do this
you are sadly mistaken, tubgirl.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 20, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's both hilarious and disappointing that that exists
And mostly disappointing that I looked it up
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 20, 2008 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'd need to flim leftfield
from the 300 level at Safeco to truly convey your message
by JI on May 20, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know who sucks at defence, Jeff?
Josh Hamilton
by Graham on May 21, 2008 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Clement
Hits a GS for Tacoma.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 20, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This news should make me happy
but it only makes me sad.
by BrianL on May 20, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
feel the same way…. if only he’d have had a modicum of success when he was here.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 20, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could get paid to do that
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 20, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"It's not his job to play defense, it's his job to hit with men on."
This is the most annoying of all annoying arguments.
by JI on May 20, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you play the field?
THEN PART OF YOUR JOB IS TO PLAY DEFENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to argue with retards all day about this.
uuuuuugggghhh
by JI on May 20, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Roles and labels are the worst of baseball inventions
by Jeff on May 20, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Say what you will about Raul but at least he generally manages to catch the balls hit right at him
by Jeff on May 20, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
Recommended FanPosts
Recent FanPosts
Big League Stew - MLB - Yahoo! Sports
- After locking up of AL MVP, it's time for Twins to lock up Mauer
- November means R&R for Raiders fan CC Sabathia and others
- D12: Honeymoon over for big Bobby Jenks and Ozzie Guillen?
- Timmy is so wicked: Lincecum's hair grows with his legend
- D12: Strasburg feels 'pop' in knee, scares Nationals to death
Certain photos copyright © 2009 by Associated Press or Getty Images. Any commercial use or distribution without the express written consent of Associated Press and Getty Images is strictly prohibited.
