5/20: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Matthew on May 20, 2008 5:11 PM PDT
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PrintFor a few seconds in the first, I was entertained to see Verlander sucking. Then our offense reminded me what's what. Then Carlos Silva reminded me why I hated his contract. I should start writing these things down so I don't forget again.
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damn you.
I have to build up trust first, then the rickroll was going to come.
It's ugly and mishapen?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 20, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
And it's always been like that?
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 20, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure it has
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by BrettJMiller on May 20, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
He has a growth coming out of the side of it like he's a Star trek ailen.
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by JI on May 20, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, I used to fall asleep watching mlb.tv
not possible with this stupid yahoo commercial being that loud.
Not to mention OJ Mayo, who the Sonics will probably take in this position
and who is highly overrated by everybody. So, there is solace in that.
I think OJ
might actually be underrated at this point. Since everyone hates him and no one really bothered to watch him play.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
From what I've seen
His defense is highly suspect, and his ball handling leaves a lot to be desired.
His defense is actually the one thing people rate down
that they shouldn’t. He’s a much better defender than given credit for. His ball handling is not as good as I thought it would be and he didn’t attack the rim as much as most people expected him to either.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
OJ is one of the most underrated players around
and keep in mind who this is coming from. He’s a legitimately elite player, and from all accounts, a stand-up guy. I don’t blame him at all for the Guillory situation – if I were in college and someone offered to give me a car, nice shoes, a big screen TV, and lots of pocket cash to just do what I would do anyway, I wouldn’t turn them down.
I would be thrilled if the Sonics drafted him. His court vision is impeccable and when he plays with better finishers (realistically, the only guy he had on his team who moved well without the ball was Dwight Lewis), he’s just going to get better. His jump shot is a thing of beauty too. I’m just terrified that we’ll get stuck with Jerryd Bayless, who is either going to be Antonio Daniels or Dwyane Wade – there’s really no in between.
And BTW, his defense is outstanding.
by seattlebruin on May 21, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Just curious. How fast is Verlander throwing?
Is he the same kinda suck he’s been all year, or has he returned to form? If he’s still down in mph, then the M’s are indeed bad.
Your favorite meme is dead
I saw a FB clocked at 95 on the FSN gun.
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by JI on May 20, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
that's a still a bit down for him
Dave from USSM had a good post about this at Fangraphs. Not good for the M’s (or my FT)
Your favorite meme is dead
rapping about the ninja turtles
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by JI on May 20, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
i read that as "raping the ninja turtles"
which would also be more hardcore
That homerun pisses me off
because it makes Ordonez’s contract look less ridiculous.
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If we come back and win this
it will justify Mickey and the cello playing Cat.
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Sims "Battle of the crafty elderly left handers tomorrow"
I think Rogers has 10 years on Burns.
Sims is just beltin’ em out today
So funny...I left my parents house
and it was 2-1 Tigers…five minutes later I come in, sit down, turn on the TV and it’s 7-1.
Sadly I couldn’t even feign surprise.
Someone say something witty.
Wlad was like 3 feet to the right.
...and now I'm here
I like Detroit
Good to see them getting their swing back.
...and now I'm here
WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK IS GOING ON
POLANCO AND RENTERIA ARE HITTING THE BALL HARDER THAN THEY’VE EVER HIT IT IN THEIR LIVES
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They should fire Mac, because what the hell why not, every team needs a scapegoat.
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Maybe Howard Lincoln will do the honorable thing and fall on his sword
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by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe the president will resign too.
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by JI on May 20, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah right.
The only thing we can do to get rid of Armstrong and Chuck is as follows:
Convince the Japanese ownership that they are having a very sordid, public affair with each other.
I think I enjoyed the great hitting, pitching starved teams
of the late ‘90s rather then the poor hitting, sometimes good sometimes crap pitching team we have here…(I was going to say good pitching but I conveniently forgot about Batista, Washburn, Silva, Baek and EOF).
Someone say something witty.
If you want to cry the House thread is a few posts over.
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by JI on May 20, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You'll never see Renteria hit a ball harder or further.
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by JI on May 20, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to speak for Jeff...
but I assume this game is awesome for a blogger.
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Until Graham or Matthew shames me into thinking otherwise
...Cabrera will probably be just fine at first.
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defensively? might be
but it lowers his offensive value quite significantly.
yeah, I was commenting on Sims/Blowers discussion
about how he’s nothing more than a DH at this point.
Usually guys do ok when they move down th spectrum, even if they were shitty thirdbsemen.
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Washed up HOF pitchers who will be FA next year
Clemens
Martinez
Maddux
Johnson
Glavine
Schilling
Pettite
Mussina
Which would you choose? I like Glavine, but he’ll never be an M. I doubt Randy wants to come back. Schilling probably hates the NW. Maddux will never leave the NL.
M’s would probably choose Mussina because he’s the worst on the list.
The Dragonslayer will be a Free Agent
Watch Bavasi give him three years and 36 million. Woo!
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by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't we have 5 pitchers on contract?
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Yeah. I'll hold my breath.
...and now I'm here
Felix -------> bullpen
needs more seasoning
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't see Washburn and Batista starting next season
I’m not so sure the both of them will finish the season in the rotation to be honest
He get's Ks, has good control
he’d be our third best pitcher
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I still don't think he'd come back
He didn’t leave of the greatest of terms if I remember correctly. I guess if he’s still got stuff he’d be a much welcomed addition. Imagine Griffey at DH next year (fuck Griffey he’s the worst player in baseball I know, I know), and Randy in the rotation. I’d flip.
That's not what I was implying.
He’ll retire in Arizona.
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Did anyone else see squiny on Reed as a defensive replacement...
“We’re happy with our defense in the outfield,’‘
by LongLiveTheKings on May 20, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions
Man I hope he's scapegoated.
...and now I'm here
Man I hope they're all scapegoated.
...and now I'm here
Let the Sheriff take over
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by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Edgar for manager
Nobody would be able to understand wtf he is talking about, and hilarity would ensue.
I usually get the Jack Daniels lemonade because
I handed in my man card after the rabies episode of House.
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it is Wildcat IPA
...and now I'm here
What happened?
Did Kenji do something crazy like triple? I’ve got the game off right now.
Didn't hit nearly as well as everyone thinks he did.
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
catcher defense is overrated
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
his wasn't
he was legitimately awesome for many many years. Yeah, his hitting was inflated by Texas and all, but he’s been a great player.
I agree he’s overrated, but nowhere close to most.
I think you took my subject line a bit too literally.
It’s a shame his 2000(?) season was cut short.
I was just thinking about all the old Roy Neyer flamewars where he was called an idiot for thinking he wasn’t clearly the best catcher ever to play the game.
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
obviously
or was a good layer
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Most overrated player ever?
Alex Rodriguez.
:)
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List of things funnier than that picture:
1) Everything
2) i
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It makes me laugh evertime I see it.
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what that picture is from?
That was the day Griffey handed that guy his used jockstrap after he signed it.
...and now I'm here
It's easier when you've categorized them into two groups based on the following criteria:
Is this player named Ken Griffey Jr.?
Group 1 = yes
Group 2 = no
Then I delete group 2.
...and now I'm here
Yeah, that's pretty close.
You do have to eliminate all current MLB players before Griffey ends up coming out on top.
I may be deleting worse players.
But they’re casualties of my pro-Griffey-is-the-best-player-of-all-time war.
...and now I'm here
He said "of all-time"
Griffey isn’t the worst player of all-time. Even if he currently is the worst in 2008 as long as he plays the field.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 20, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you're responding to the wrong person.
...and now I'm here
I smile every time you get upset about this
Griffey blows.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 20, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
'roids shrink your man bolts and reduce your sex drive
Is in doubt.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the Mariners make a strong point here
regarding their claim to the status of worst team in the league. Move aside, Detroit!
How much losing can a Canadian Baseball Writer take before he snaps?
From the 5:45 blog update…
“That’s now seven strikeouts in six innings for Justin Verlander as the M’s prepare to bow out of this one in a hurry. Now an 8-1 game after Cha Seung Baek served up a homer to Magglio Ordonez on the fourth pitch thrown in the fifth. Verlander looks cured of all the pitching ailments that had afflicted him heading into this game. Call it a dose of “M’s tonic’’. Got a losing streak that needs fixing? A little problem getting hitters out? Well, hey just call 1-800-Bavasi and he’ll send you a lineup guaranteed to fix your hurts. By the way, this is the type of game that gets managers fired.”
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I like how LL has become a Baker reaction blog.
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
from 5:56
5:56 p.m.: Look out, folks, it’s hailing in Detroit. Baseball-sized hail stones are landing in the bleachers, or just missing the heads of sprinting Seattle outfielders. Oh, no, wait. It’s only the latest BP session being thrown by Cha Seung Baek. The reliever who makes you think Rolaids in ways totally different from J.J. Putz just gave up his second and third homers in two innings in the sixth, making it 11-1 for a Tigers team outhitting the M’s 15-4. As I said, this is the type of game that gets a manager fired. The M’s have shown little life at the plate or in the field and are getting humiliated by the worst team in the American League.
All I can say is… I’m glad I don’t have his job.
See, this is exactly how he should write.
This type of cynical commenting on games is excellent. This is what I like to see.
...and now I'm here
Its not worth my time to say this
But we fucking blow.
I think that's the Fifth Law of Thermodynamics
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by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
False hope!
Ha, I kid. There is no hope. Not even false hope.
...and now I'm here
Tigers getting sloppy!
I do enjoy their struggles given all the money they spent in the off-season…
Someone say something witty.
I never click on that...I just click the lookoutlanding link on the bottom to get to the homepage
I fucking hate you Mariners
he would never HaloRoll you
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I see what you did there..I approve
I fucking hate you Mariners
So I think I'm going to avoid watching the games when the Red Sox come to town.
Anyone else with me?
I don't mind seeing us fail
I just don’t want to see us fail with ten thousand Red Sox fans filling up our stadium. I hate Red Sox Nation.
WOOOOOOOOO Guillen
YOU STOMPED ON THAT On…
Oh snap we traded you for Ramon Santiago.
Someone say something witty.
It's a lot different than highschool.
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm so glad Jeremy Reed isn't in the game.
If there’s anything you need in a 12-3 rout, it’s veterans still on the field.
I want to see Raul strain his quad.
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Removing veterans would be admitting defeat
We cannot shame ourselves by admitting defeat.
So we should kill ourselves rather than disgrace the emperor?
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Hence the falling on sword of M's management
We can get the Operative from Serenity to help them.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Like I've been saying
the only way to get rid of Howie and Chuck are to convince the Japanese ownership they’re having a public affair.
Just switched to baskeball
Only to see Joey Crawford making a pair of ludicrous calls… I thought they threw him out of the league.
by LongLiveTheKings on May 20, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
Bloomquist - Reed - Vidro - Cairo
worst hitters ever assembled consecutively? (outside the NL)
so I can't retort with the Giants' MOTO?
[sifts through 92 Angels’ lineups]
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet tits I've never seen so many sub .300 OBPs
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 20, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
You've just seen our future.
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 20, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
But that team had great chemistry.
...and now I'm here
I'd take Reed or Willie over Vidro
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by BrettJMiller on May 20, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
sudden cravings for food wanting to share it with Jeff
yeah I could have done better
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
oh fuck now I'm getting the same craving
maybe if I pick it up myself…
by Jeff Sullivan on May 20, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm waiting to see how much worse this is than silence.
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Just for the record
a Nissan Hardbody pickup is a great truck. I’ve got 330,000 miles on mine.
The run on American flag combustion right?
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys ever been to Paseo's Cuban Sandwich Shop?
I had forgotten how good it was…funny to look around the place and see everyone devouring their sandwichs making strange and slightly sexual satisfactory noises.
Someone say something witty.
I'm planning on moving to Fremont to be closer to Paseo.
I’m not joking in the slightest.
Yeah I was kinda sad when I had to choose Greenlake instead.
They have some strange hours of operation…no Mondays, and they celebrate odd holidays. Worth the wait though.
Someone say something witty.
needs more rubenesque Jose Vidro
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Stupid Blue Jays
Bases loaded, no outs, 0 runs.
(2) Hitting more home runs than Barry Bonds
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
(4) Endorsing Ken Griffey Jr.'s Winning Run
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by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
(5) making N64 video games with competent outfield defense
by Jeff Sullivan on May 20, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
(6) leaving Seattle on better terms than A-Rod
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
this list just lapped itself
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm guessing your recaps go through more than one draft.
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
We've been over this before
after the intro paragraph the rest is usually a series of excerpts from Gerald Ford’s autobiography.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 20, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
to be honest
I don’t read anything that’s not in chart form.
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey look
something resembling an outfield defense.
How horrible will Washburn be tomorrow?
At least Kenny Rogers has an excuse for sucking this year he’s like 50
8 runs through 2 2/3 IP
Leaves with a “calf strain”
Worse than silence, huh/
I’ll find out in ~20 mins.
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Since today is a lost cause
I really wish Reed would have subbed in for Ichiro in CF. His legs are going to fall off by the all-star break.
I can't wait until Ichrio gets the patial day off at DH
and we run out a Raul/Ballgame/Wlad OF
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by JI on May 20, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That one time I ended up getting the stuffed crust
I severely regretted it. But to be fair I missed that whole thread.
Someone say something witty.
screw it, $18 for a medium pizza?
you’re not getting my money this time PH. I do think this should be done during the get-together though.
http://www.amantepizzaandpasta.com/
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on second thought
you and I probably reside in different zip codes
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
This is better than the Schindler's List suggestion
by Jeff Sullivan on May 20, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
we should have tried in SF instead of that German place none of us remember.
I bet stuffed crust is awesome when you’re blitzed.
True.
Speaking of which, can you bring some In-N-Out up with you?
Would you believe me if I said I've tried that before?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 20, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Well there is some good news today, people.
A judge has found Jack Thompson guilty of misconduct during the GTA and Bully trials.
Disbarment likely to follow.
Awesome
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by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
meaningless
if he wanted to help the team out he should have hit into a DP and got them in bed a a decent time
by JI on May 20, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay - excuses to use all of these new images.
...and now I'm here
Probably would result in a dead ball.
Get it? Dead ball. You know, because the lightsaber slices the ball in half.
I’ve got nothing, people.
I like the look of focus on his face.
Like the ball is floating.
...and now I'm here
Lightsabre? Graham is rubbing off on all of us far too much.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 20, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I would laugh my ass off for days and days
if we did this…who’s coming in, did Fransisco Cruceta already pitch?
Someone say something witty.
Hey, Reed is better than Vidro.
Who knew?
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Perhaps in the twisted evaluations of M's management
this warrants additional playing time?
Someone say something witty.
One hit does not a veteran make.
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the war on drugs is not a real war.
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It was a selfish move that needlessly prolonged the game.
$2000 fine and a trip back to AAA Tacoma.
Oooh. 12-8
What an exciting game.
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Let's trade some of ours for some of their hitters.
...and now I'm here
you jinxed it good job
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
IT IS CLEARLY REAL HOPE
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 20, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
This is getting interesting....
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
So instead of a game here's a list of foreign insults
by Jeff Sullivan on May 20, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Other helpful Serbian phrases:
“The Pope fucks you” (Jebo te Papa)
by Jeff Sullivan on May 20, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't stop laughing at
“Brush your teeth, my dick will be inspecting soon!”
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Sweet, we have our big bats up.
...and now I'm here
i don't even know our lineup at this point
so I’m not even sure what I should be rooting for.
Cairo in game over.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
I don't know whats more pathetic
The fact that we didn’t have anyone to pinch hit for Cairo there that wasn’t terrible, or that we had Cairo up there.
What do you want?
This was a complete blowout when the subs came in.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 20, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Cairo off the team
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
It would suck to have the post game job these days
Glad we’re not forced to listen to them.
Someone say something witty.
A woman at work was talking about hockey
that so takes precedence
by Jeff Sullivan on May 20, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
She was probably just talking about how the players were hot.
by JI on May 20, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
The only chicks I've ever known that were into sports dug hockey
because the guys were cute.
by JI on May 20, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
the Randy Johnson of hockey
I fucking hate you Mariners
Maybe he's Wilson's brother
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by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
My fantasy tea...nevermind
I fucking hate you Mariners
Felix, Strasburg, Aumont, Morrow in 2010
Woo!
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He'll rub some Vagisil on it.
And why were you on Yahoo! MLB? Fantasy team?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Jon Lester isn't good
Fuck Jon Lester.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 20, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Shouldn't the hero be the person who cured it?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 20, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
He has not yet achieved the complete game of life however
and based on his history it seems he’s likely to be yanked pretty quick.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 20, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Heh
Reminds me the X-Play skit with the Emperor who counsels a patient into killing his family.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
So, I hear there was a good House episode recently.
Nothing like turning on the game to find out Silva sucks again.
by eponymous_coward on May 20, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
I don't think I'm going to complain about this team ever again.
It’s all be said so many times.
I wake up to find out that the Mariners lost, and the Sonics got 4th pick
Fuck Detroit and fuck Chicago
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 20, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
I didn't go through all that heartbreak for OJ fucking Mayo
I typed that before realizing it sounded like a refrigerator sex scene
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 20, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Umm so i guess i didnt miss much?
Steak is nice….Fosters is good, Paulaner’s Double Bock is much better.
Back to studying…
I just listened to Not Vasgerian talk about how the 2003 Mariners were the greatest rotation in history
for three hours
fuck this shit I hate Joel starts
by JI on May 20, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to start a defense blog.
All I would talk about is defense. Defense. Only defense. That’s it. And the conclusion to every post would be “just another bit of evidence that defense is far and away the most underrated and underappreciated aspect of the game today.” And the site logo would be Raul walking on all fours like he has spina bifida.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 20, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
...and nobody would read it
because we’re all not huge losers
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 20, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, what the fuck?
I Google Image searched “spina bifida” and now I feel sick. You dirty, dirty whore
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 20, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
you GIS everything you hear?
well then, this was bound to happen.
I DON'T HAVE VERY GOOD JUDGEMENT
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 20, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
spina bifida
is only like the 23rd most disgusting thing I’ve happened to GIS.
My friend once suprised me with a GIS of "shitting dick nipples"
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 20, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
If you were hoping we would do this
you are sadly mistaken, tubgirl.
...and now I'm here
I think it's both hilarious and disappointing that that exists
And mostly disappointing that I looked it up
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 20, 2008 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You'd need to flim leftfield
from the 300 level at Safeco to truly convey your message
by JI on May 20, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff Clement
Hits a GS for Tacoma.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
This news should make me happy
but it only makes me sad.
yep
feel the same way…. if only he’d have had a modicum of success when he was here.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 20, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
"It's not his job to play defense, it's his job to hit with men on."
This is the most annoying of all annoying arguments.
by JI on May 20, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you play the field?
THEN PART OF YOUR JOB IS TO PLAY DEFENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I used to argue with retards all day about this.
uuuuuugggghhh
by JI on May 20, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Roles and labels are the worst of baseball inventions
by Jeff Sullivan on May 20, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Say what you will about Raul but at least he generally manages to catch the balls hit right at him
by Jeff Sullivan on May 20, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Correct
although at least in other sports the labels can actually carry some meaning (“sniper” or “agitator” in hockey, for example).
by Jeff Sullivan on May 20, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
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