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Enter at your own risk, as I can only imagine several spoilers being posted below.

(In case you don't read the game threads, yes, this place is full of dorks who love House. I'm one of them. Get over it and shut up.)

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Go 13

She’s like Jessica Biel in Triple A (the league, not the Auto Club/Roadside Assistance Membership).

Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack

by Frosty Raptor on May 19, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uh ohs moving her

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

her hearts not beating do something!

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate you Taub.

I’ve always hated you.

by BrianL on May 19, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Electricity!

OK, who gets the next sexual fantasy dream sequence? 13?

by marc w on May 19, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*Spoiler*

House is cantankerous and figures out a solution to the patient’s illness at the end…

Rinse and repeat

Rinse and repeat

Rinse and repeat

*Rinse and repeat…

by SethGrandpa on May 19, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dumbass

still needs more Bonds

by JI on May 19, 2008 10:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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by Robert on May 19, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IS HOUSE BACK ON YET?

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LUPUS

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 9:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

13 is such a bitch...

she better get naked soon

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wilson needs to go home

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Confirmation

13 has Huntington’s.

by BrianL on May 19, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ooh she's testing herself

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 9:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i like the bumper sticker that says 'vote for change 08'

no politics my bad

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Heh. Not so subtle producers...

Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack

by Frosty Raptor on May 19, 2008 9:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Zohan looks funny

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm just glad he's back to comedy

Spanglish = fail

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 9:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Because Little Nicky was such a brilliant idea?

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by Frosty Raptor on May 19, 2008 9:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

True

That movie was epicly bad

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 9:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey he had some good ones

like Billy Madison, and Happy Gilmore, and Waterboy, and Mr. Deeds. I thought anger management was pretty good too.

by Fin on May 19, 2008 9:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wedding Singer was alright too

Wasn’t straightup comedy though

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 9:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I remember how funny i thought Big Daddy was the first time I saw it

That movies comedic value somehow decreased faster than Joe Dirt

by Robert on May 19, 2008 9:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Big Daddy went from

Funny -> Cute -> Boring -> “hey jon stewart’s in that movie”

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 9:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wilson is such a douche

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Amber takes advantage of drunk House

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okay Wilson

if you think House had an affair with CTB you’re an idiot.

by BrianL on May 19, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

She's boned!?

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

However there are 20 minutes left in the show...

10 minutes to restore House, 2-5 minutes for him to realize what she has. 5 minutes to treat it. I predict she lives.

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 9:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

5 minutes to say goodbye

15 minutes to deal with the Wilson/House fallout

still needs more Bonds

by JI on May 19, 2008 9:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Boned

fuck you show

still needs more Bonds

by JI on May 19, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the big twist...

40 minute show lolololol ctb dead

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 9:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Amber's WE is at .15 right now. Need a House funk blast.

Biggest contribution: House 14%
Biggest suckfest: Wilson -32.1%
Most important AB: Bus crash: -24%

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

After foreman's speech: WE .01

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 9:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My final prediction that doesn't involve her dying

she suggests a cure to her own disease

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lower, only ~10 min left

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 9:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

House is on deck with one final diagnosis.

If he pulls through he’ll have the biggest contribution to the episode.

by BrianL on May 19, 2008 9:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He already has the biggest (positive) contribution

Without finding the rash they got nothing, without him remembering the pills he’s got nothing.

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 9:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shitty

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MY CABLE IS CRAPPING OUT ON ME

I CANT HEAR WHAT HOUSE IS FUCKING SAYING

by Robert on May 19, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn.

It was pretty deep.

by BrianL on May 19, 2008 9:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okay Wilson

here’s the deal. House wasn’t having an affair with Amber. It was her own choice to go pick up House.

Therefore, it’s not House’s fault she’s dead.

Man up.

by BrianL on May 19, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

13 has Huntington's....

Predictions on how she’ll handle it? I say she keeps it quiet until she shows symptoms.

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I say I don't give a shit because she's 13

she doesn’t have a name, no one cares about her story arc

still needs more Bonds

by JI on May 19, 2008 10:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dr. Hadley thank you very much

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 10:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But House refuses to call her that.

And since House is the Almighty, she’s 13.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 10:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

She's Zack Greinke to Jessica Biel's Greg Maddux

Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack

by Frosty Raptor on May 19, 2008 10:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

her face is funny looking

She’s obviously on the show solely because she’s hot, that’s why they made her bi

DON’T CARE DON’T CARE DON’T CARE

still needs more Bonds

by JI on May 19, 2008 10:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well after that episode

if anyone wants my man card it’s yours for $10. Although I should warn you it got a little Robbie Williams on the corner.

by Jeff on May 19, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'd take it

but I just handed in my man card too.

by BrianL on May 19, 2008 10:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You know I'm going to have to never

let you have it easy anymore, Jeff. Hehe.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 10:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Be more of a man.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 10:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Coach go watch Schindler's List.

If you don’t sob uncontrollably at the end, you’re not human.

by BrianL on May 19, 2008 10:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought it was a happy ending

and I don’t mean that in a dickish way at all

by Robert on May 19, 2008 10:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was

but the one scene towards the end where Schindler is sobbing about the ways he could have saved more people hit me hard.

by BrianL on May 19, 2008 10:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well

as happy an ending as a movie like that could have.

by BrianL on May 19, 2008 10:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If they have us discussing Schindler's List

they must have done a good job.

still needs more Bonds

by JI on May 19, 2008 10:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ugh...

watched that clip…shouldn’t have done that…

by BrianL on May 19, 2008 11:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You really should

it’s kind of the most moving film I’ve ever seen.

by Jeff on May 19, 2008 11:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yikes...

That would be a pretty bad idea.

by BrianL on May 19, 2008 11:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I kid.

We can’t have any movie that we can’t riff on.

still needs more Bonds

by JI on May 19, 2008 11:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now that I have re-read this comment several times

it sounds funny on paper

still needs more Bonds

by JI on May 19, 2008 11:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Old Yeller?

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 11:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I haven't seen it

Although I’m a lot more likely to watch it now

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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 11:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's a downer to be sure

but you’ll be thankful you watched it.

by BrianL on May 19, 2008 11:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't understand this reverence for the film.

I found it manipulative and heavy-handed. It portrayed the holocaust victims as passive. How does that make them sympathetic?

I really didn’t like it.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 20, 2008 2:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I haven't seen it either

So I didn’t watch the clip

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 20, 2008 10:10 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Seriously though

I just meant it as a sarcastic aside… I first saw Schindler’s List in 8th grade and I’ve had nightmares where I’ve written myself into scenarios of that movie ever since, including experiencing the death, firsthand, of the man who couldn’t supply any valuable service to the Nazi party in my dreams…..It was just a miserable attempt at dark humor, I promise. :)

by OlSalty on May 19, 2008 11:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's where the survivors stand alongside the actors who portrayed them

and each placed a stone on Oscar Schindler’s grave. Last clip showed a shadowed-out image of Liam Neeson placing a rose on his grave and staring out into the distance.

by BrianL on May 19, 2008 10:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is the only movie that has ever made me cry

When the one-armed guy was shot? I swear, scarred me for life.

by OlSalty on May 19, 2008 10:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There were so many scenes that got me crying

but like I said, the scene at the end where Schindler was literally sobbing over the people he didn’t save opened the waterworks for me.

I was sobbing like an idiot in the middle of a high school classroom.

by BrianL on May 19, 2008 10:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I cried when Data died in ST X

don’t worry, it’s ok

still needs more Bonds

by JI on May 19, 2008 10:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I cursed and kicked over a chair.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 19, 2008 10:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hated that movie

what a big middle finger to the fans

still needs more Bonds

by JI on May 19, 2008 10:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Probably a good idea.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!

by Goose on May 19, 2008 10:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

worst ST ever

I think even worse than V. “well we’re both disabled in the middle of a nebula…let’s just ram them for no good reason!”

by appleshampoo on May 19, 2008 11:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Human? Bah.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 10:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(facepalm)

still needs more Bonds

by JI on May 19, 2008 10:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let me say that it sucks that CTB died

because she was the only interesting new character

on the other hand these two episode were so fantastic it was totally worth it

Way to take a chance writers! (no sarcasm intended)

still needs more Bonds

by JI on May 19, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There's a possibility of a spinoff series with an upcoming guest character

But I don’t think anyone at Fox would let House die.

Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack

by Frosty Raptor on May 19, 2008 10:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They're not a current character

It’ll be a private eye next season.

Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack

by Frosty Raptor on May 19, 2008 10:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why? It's extremely popular,

it’s good and I haven’t heard anything about the producers, writers or Laurie complaining about anything.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 10:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And it would go in a spiral

comparable only to the Matt Thornton Death Spiral.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 10:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Face it man

Wilson was today’s biggest suckfest. The WE doesn’t lie.

by BrianL on May 19, 2008 10:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck you asshole

Wilson rocked today

still needs more Bonds

by JI on May 19, 2008 10:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

13's shit was good

I just didn’t care because those wasted 40 seconds could have been spent dealing with House/Wilson/Cuddy

still needs more Bonds

by JI on May 19, 2008 10:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply