Open House Season Finale Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2008 8:45 PM PDT
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Enter at your own risk, as I can only imagine several spoilers being posted below.
(In case you don't read the game threads, yes, this place is full of dorks who love House. I'm one of them. Get over it and shut up.)
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I am anticipating this the same way I anticipate a game 7.
Let’s get this done.
still needs more Bonds
Go 13
She’s like Jessica Biel in Triple A (the league, not the Auto Club/Roadside Assistance Membership).
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Uh ohs moving her
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at least he played along to being the husband
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her hearts not beating do something!
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Carlos Triunfel suspended "indefinitely" from the High Desert Mariners.
Just wrote a fanpost about it. Thought you all might want to know.
Electricity!
OK, who gets the next sexual fantasy dream sequence? 13?
*Spoiler*
House is cantankerous and figures out a solution to the patient’s illness at the end…
Rinse and repeat
Rinse and repeat
Rinse and repeat
*Rinse and repeat…
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Wilson SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Your girlfriend is dieing.
i hope a symptom is getting naked
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Apparently its not even the same actor
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I guess they realized what a shithole the first one was and decided to start over
It’ll probably still be crap, but it can’t be as bad as the first one.
You know what I would love to see?
Vogler back as the PotW.
IS HOUSE BACK ON YET?
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13 is such a bitch...
she better get naked soon
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wilson needs to go home
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Ooh she's testing herself
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i like the bumper sticker that says 'vote for change 08'
no politics my bad
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Heh. Not so subtle producers...
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by Frosty Raptor on May 19, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
This is pretty the much the worst time ever to waste time with 13's bullshit.
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Zohan looks funny
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I'm just glad he's back to comedy
Spanglish = fail
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Because Little Nicky was such a brilliant idea?
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by Frosty Raptor on May 19, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey he had some good ones
like Billy Madison, and Happy Gilmore, and Waterboy, and Mr. Deeds. I thought anger management was pretty good too.
Wedding Singer was alright too
Wasn’t straightup comedy though
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I remember how funny i thought Big Daddy was the first time I saw it
That movies comedic value somehow decreased faster than Joe Dirt
Big Daddy went from
Funny -> Cute -> Boring -> “hey jon stewart’s in that movie”
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wilson is such a douche
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Wilson can GTFO of this episode.
Not House approved.
13 > Cameron > CTB > Cuddy
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Amber takes advantage of drunk House
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Sarcoidosis
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Okay Wilson
if you think House had an affair with CTB you’re an idiot.
She's boned!?
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Can I declare 13 boned?
IFUKNOWWUTIMSAYIN?
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However there are 20 minutes left in the show...
10 minutes to restore House, 2-5 minutes for him to realize what she has. 5 minutes to treat it. I predict she lives.
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5 minutes to say goodbye
15 minutes to deal with the Wilson/House fallout
still needs more Bonds
by JI on May 19, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I predict she lives
but suffers permanent brain damage
this seems realistic
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the big twist...
40 minute show lolololol ctb dead
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HOUSE IS THROWING IN THE TOWEL
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by JI on May 19, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to switch input from PC to Cbale to watch in HD!
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by JI on May 19, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Amber's WE is at .15 right now. Need a House funk blast.
Biggest contribution: House 14%
Biggest suckfest: Wilson -32.1%
Most important AB: Bus crash: -24%
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After foreman's speech: WE .01
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I am the biggest Wilson basher there is I can say is WE is through the roof in this episode.
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by JI on May 19, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
My final prediction that doesn't involve her dying
she suggests a cure to her own disease
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lower, only ~10 min left
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House is on deck with one final diagnosis.
If he pulls through he’ll have the biggest contribution to the episode.
He already has the biggest (positive) contribution
Without finding the rash they got nothing, without him remembering the pills he’s got nothing.
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KUNG FU PANDA IS NOT A GOOD FOLLOW UP COMMERCIAL FUCK
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by ColeFitz on May 19, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Sad music lowers WE to .04
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she's boned :(
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shitty
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wtf forgot about house being in trouble too
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Graham hacked BrianL's account and is putting u's where they don't belong!
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Meant for the above comment, but whatever
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OH FUCK 13's WE just dropped
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Ya no shit, that's a 6-0 with 2 outs and none on turned into 6-6 bases loaded 3-0 count
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Wow, that episdoe, just wow. Insert Jeff here....
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Okay Wilson
here’s the deal. House wasn’t having an affair with Amber. It was her own choice to go pick up House.
Therefore, it’s not House’s fault she’s dead.
Man up.
Her girlfriend just died, give him some time.
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His* altho Wilson can be a girl sometimes
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By giving 13 Huntington's I think they are gonna go back to that crew.
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13 has Huntington's....
Predictions on how she’ll handle it? I say she keeps it quiet until she shows symptoms.
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She'll get fired, I'm thinking.
Taub and Kutner will slowly follow.
That one guy should've been hired. :(
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
The old cast played a role as big as the new cast in tonight's episode
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Two of them did.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I say I don't give a shit because she's 13
she doesn’t have a name, no one cares about her story arc
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Dr. Hadley thank you very much
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But House refuses to call her that.
And since House is the Almighty, she’s 13.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
She's Zack Greinke to Jessica Biel's Greg Maddux
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by Frosty Raptor on May 19, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
her face is funny looking
She’s obviously on the show solely because she’s hot, that’s why they made her bi
DON’T CARE DON’T CARE DON’T CARE
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What?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Never, House is a dick but that's a line I don't see him crossing
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Not long
Unless he wants Wilson to strangle him alive. I almost thought he was going to do it at the end.
Well after that episode
if anyone wants my man card it’s yours for $10. Although I should warn you it got a little Robbie Williams on the corner.
I'd take it
but I just handed in my man card too.
Sad episode but I never felt like crying
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You know I'm going to have to never
let you have it easy anymore, Jeff. Hehe.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Be more of a man.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Coach go watch Schindler's List.
If you don’t sob uncontrollably at the end, you’re not human.
It was
but the one scene towards the end where Schindler is sobbing about the ways he could have saved more people hit me hard.
Yeah I don't do real well for the last like 15 minutes of that movie
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I absolutely lost it right at this scene.
I couldn’t stop crying to save my life.
I didn't think LL would ever have a thread like this
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2008 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
May LL never endure something like that
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why I'm fond of the constant losing
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2008 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh...
watched that clip…shouldn’t have done that…
You really should watch it
It’s a cinematic masterpiece.
You really should
it’s kind of the most moving film I’ve ever seen.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2008 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
LL Schindler's List Night would be the worst idea ever dreamed
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2008 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The only movie that's touched me more than Schindler's LIst
is The Killing Fields.
Old Yeller?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
My girlfriend hasn't seen Star Wars...
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I haven't seen it
Although I’m a lot more likely to watch it now
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It's a downer to be sure
but you’ll be thankful you watched it.
Still a required viewing though
Even if you hate sad movies
I don't understand this reverence for the film.
I found it manipulative and heavy-handed. It portrayed the holocaust victims as passive. How does that make them sympathetic?
I really didn’t like it.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Filthy Jew-saving bastard
Good thing he’s dead
I don't know what to do with this comment so I'm going to ignore it
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously though
I just meant it as a sarcastic aside… I first saw Schindler’s List in 8th grade and I’ve had nightmares where I’ve written myself into scenarios of that movie ever since, including experiencing the death, firsthand, of the man who couldn’t supply any valuable service to the Nazi party in my dreams…..It was just a miserable attempt at dark humor, I promise. :)
It's where the survivors stand alongside the actors who portrayed them
and each placed a stone on Oscar Schindler’s grave. Last clip showed a shadowed-out image of Liam Neeson placing a rose on his grave and staring out into the distance.
The shower scene was the emotional lowpoint for me
And the part with the naked girl and sniper rifle was a complete mindfuck.
God the sniper rifle scene just made me ill
Seriously I thought I was going to throw up.
This is the only movie that has ever made me cry
When the one-armed guy was shot? I swear, scarred me for life.
This and Top Gun got me for entirely different reasons
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I picked the wrong avatar
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by Frosty Raptor on May 19, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
A we bit chompy eh?
I’ll play you a round of Calvinball for it.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 20, 2008 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions
There were so many scenes that got me crying
but like I said, the scene at the end where Schindler was literally sobbing over the people he didn’t save opened the waterworks for me.
I was sobbing like an idiot in the middle of a high school classroom.
I cursed and kicked over a chair.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
Probably a good idea.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
worst ST ever
I think even worse than V. “well we’re both disabled in the middle of a nebula…let’s just ram them for no good reason!”
by appleshampoo on May 19, 2008 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Human? Bah.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Excellent season finale.
Someone mentioned it above, had a lot of the season 1 spark in it.
Let me say that it sucks that CTB died
because she was the only interesting new character
on the other hand these two episode were so fantastic it was totally worth it
Way to take a chance writers! (no sarcasm intended)
still needs more Bonds
I was starting to think that were going to kill House in the end
Or at least put him out of commision for a while.
It got settled.
Laurie’s new contract has him making a shitload of cash right now.
As well he should.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Shiny
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by Frosty Raptor on May 19, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Provides more entertainment than the M's so he should get 118 million
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There's a possibility of a spinoff series with an upcoming guest character
But I don’t think anyone at Fox would let House die.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 19, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
No other character on House deserves a spinoff besides CTB...
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Missed the part of "upcoming guest character" nvm
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They're not a current character
It’ll be a private eye next season.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 19, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Why? It's extremely popular,
it’s good and I haven’t heard anything about the producers, writers or Laurie complaining about anything.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
And it would go in a spiral
comparable only to the Matt Thornton Death Spiral.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
The viewers would have developed an auto-immune lupus disease that would lead to not watching Wilson "House"
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Face it man
Wilson was today’s biggest suckfest. The WE doesn’t lie.
13's shit was good
I just didn’t care because those wasted 40 seconds could have been spent dealing with House/Wilson/Cuddy
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David Shore is wasting her on the bench again.
Dammit, Shore! Use your cast members better!
I use to hate Cameron so much
that I laughed when she got choked in that one episode
Then 13 came along…
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Showing up in the bar at the end = pinch-running
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
The more I think about it the more I think this two-parter was perfect
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, I think you're right.
Three Stories has been my favorite episode for a long time, but I think it’s been edged out.
Nothing will beat Three Stories
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on May 21, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
There's something to be said for going out on top
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Like Battlestar Galactica!
Take that Stargate SG-1!
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by Frosty Raptor on May 19, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
They usually do that around season 7 or so
so it doesn’t drag on into season 14 where all the plots are sitcommy and House can walk again
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House > M's
This thread only went off-topic a couple of times, and only when House was on commercial.
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Dear God I hope my House% went up today.
I’m worried I’m going to get DFA’d.
Matthew has soccer
I hope Matthew did not give in to temptation and click on this thread.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff, make an Amber WE graph for this episode.
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I own the rights to anything and everything posted on this website
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Not even a slight rebound.
Straight dive off a cliff.
That depends whether we start the episode's time line
at the first scene of P1, or the first scene in chronological order. (House leaves on his motorcycle)
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Weak
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I can't believe the episode didn't implode
if his musical career is any indication
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Coincidental that the Family Guy
I was watching right before it had “The Grammys” in it and it said “No, not you Fred Durst”.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the House version of Contact
would be two hours to find out that it’s lupus.
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The House version of Contact would need a pretty huge lesbian
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
When I search "huge lesbian"
there nothing that comes up that’s even remotely appropriate to post.
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I swear I didn't write it.
I’m busy working on my “Lisa Cuddy is Throwing in the Towel” photoshop.
It is, for the most part, atrociously written.
Somebody ought to let Jeff loose in there. Whoever the anonymous wikipedia summarizer of House episodes is, they are made of literary fail.
Man
I wish I had known about this thread during the episode, it is full of win
PP
Crying is for saps.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Look it's alright if you cried, I can respect
that. I just ask you to respect my opinion.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I won't respect your opinions because your opinions are stupid
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
That's mature...
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Did I do anything wrong?
Seriously.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Not wrong per say
but we’re not exactly in a bullshitting mood
you have to see that
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Of all the threads to be a tool, why this one?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2008 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just asking you to respect my opinion.
For once.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Why not?
I respect your opinions. I respect everyone else’s who are members opinions.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Since when is "Sap" so mean?
I actually do cry. Just not because of TVs and movies. I’m a sap too.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
One last thing. I'm the one
here who gets insulted daily. Sure I blow up once in a while (which I’m sure you all would too) but I’m cool most of the time. Why do I always get ganged up on?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop yourself.
please please please
ask again later if you really feel the need to
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In the end, it's still an internet forum
Don’t get your hopes up on being treated fairly. If people disagree with your opinion, they’ll let you know about it. Thick skin is a must.
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I cried as well.
Great (emotional) episode.
I like midgets more than I should.
The good thing about House
is that people don’t always live even if they’re rather major characters. Like in CSI, the CSIs always survive, Bones, nobody good dies… It’s ridiculous.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
Hey
Speed died. So did whoever Vanessa Ferlito played.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on May 21, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
It'll be on USA soon enough.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we maybe cancel the Mariners for a week?
Or season? I’d prefer to just watch a lot of House.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I would have no problem with this.
So long as you give us more Open House threads.
It was pretty epic...
Good thing Fox let’s you watch it online.
A bloody week later
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by Frosty Raptor on May 19, 2008 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You do better with MS paint.
I can read it, bitch.
I respectfully disagree
I appreciate the effort, but I think there were parts where her WE rose, such as House being able to remember more helped her chances of being diagnosed.
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True, but we have no way of knowing that during the show.
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Going into some Mariner games, we know the M's are going to lose...
however there are still peaks.
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If the show ebcomes less cartoony
and we get S1 House back, I say we all are winners
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The Wings won!
Headed to the Stanley Cup Finals!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 19, 2008 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Wings vs. Penguins
NHL got what they wanted, now lets see if the NBA gets Lakers vs. Celtics.
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So here's what I'm thinking.
We’re losing 13, and probably Taub. We’re keeping Kumar.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
At some point I feel the Cameron - Chase rift that formed during the syphilis episode has to expanded upon. Right?
I don’t think anything happens with the cast quickly, it’ll play out over most/all of S5. It’ll take awhile before 13 fesses anything up and even then there’s the whole fact that her character has remained so mysterious in S4, that’ll probably be expounded as well.
Commericals sucked
This episode really, really pissed me off. It was one of the few that I haven’t watched tivo’d, but even so, there was constant commercial interruption.
For instance, when waking up Amber, they have us a whopping 4 minutes of show between two commerical breaks!
Best. Episode. Evah.
Glad I didn’t read this thread before watching the DVR last night. Sucks that they killed off CTB once they were finally letting her look amazing. Prior to her death it got to CTB>13>Cameron>my hand>Cuddy.
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