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5/18: Open Game Thread

San Diego Padres at Seattle Mariners, May 18, 2008 1:10 PM PDT





W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Felix Hernandez 2-4 9 9 1 0 0 0 61.1 63 26 23 5 27 52 3.38 1.47


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Shawn Estes 1-0 2 1 0 0 0 0 7.0 9 5 2 1 2 4 2.57 1.57


No, Felix. Not this time. You have to earn your sunshine and lollipops.

Shawn Estes makes me think of Russ Ortiz. Russ Ortiz makes me think of Chris Brock. Chris Brock makes me think of Mark Gardner. Mark Gardner makes me think of William Van Landingham. William Van Landingham makes me think of Kirk Rueter. Kirk Rueter makes me think of ears.

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Please don't suck Felix

This is where I’d love one of those 8IP 5H 0R 2BB 10K starts

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 18, 2008 11:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Huge game for the Flyers

in a half hour or so. We get Timmonen back and if we can win Coburn will be back for Game 6.

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 18, 2008 11:36 AM PDT reply actions  

It's part blood clot and part Philly curse.

When I heard he was out I couldn’t believe it. Who misses most of the ECF because of something that happened 2 games ago and he didn’t even miss a game in the semis…

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 18, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sean Estes makes me think of visiting Hawaii in 1995

I bought a video game magazine to read on the flight back to Seattle, and in that issue they (for some reason) had an interview with Estes. I remember being upset that this player who was clearly a star had been drafted by the Mariners but was now a Giant.

I wasn’t very bright when I was twelve.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on May 18, 2008 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

it usually is

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on May 18, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

God tomorrow's gonna be awesome

although I don’t know much about what’s going to happen in One Tree Hill.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 18, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I need 2 TVs.

One Tree Hill should be interesting, although the best parts were in the early seasons when they were actually in high school and playing basketball. Now it’s too much of real life, but it’s still good. And I’ll follow House by listening to you guys

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 18, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes it will be.

It be made of pure epic awesome.

by BrianL on May 18, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aight Flyers

Fuck up these pussies

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 18, 2008 12:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Series ends today

I never thought I’d watch Game 5 of a NHL series over Game 7 of a NBA series, but I guess that’s what David Stern and Clay Bennett do for you.

by edddgar on May 18, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Biggest Pussies

1. Cindy Crosby
2. Derek Herpes
3. LAAAAAA Angels

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 18, 2008 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Well fuck shit

PP for the Penguins…so basically it’s 1-0

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 18, 2008 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

But they have Mario Lemieux!

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 18, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's still the owner of today's Penguins.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 18, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What we need is a 9IP, 2H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 8K

ND by Felix and to lose the game.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 18, 2008 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Sideline/ice reporter

“Flyers aren’t panicking”

Thanks. It’s 1-0 with 52 minutes left. It’s good to know we’re not giving up

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 18, 2008 12:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey JI

How the fuck did Ben Zobrist get a ground-rule double?

by Jeff Sullivan on May 18, 2008 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

His hot wife is in attendance, so he's carrying a bigger stick today.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 18, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 18, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, that seals it

women become helpless around even the most pathetic of celebrities.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 18, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know man...I don't know.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 18, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 18, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last picture I have, but in the future yes.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 18, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING THATS A PENATLY

BUT WHEN THEY HIT US ITS COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!?????

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 18, 2008 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

This sideline reporter is awful

“Being down 3-0 in the 1st is bad”

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 18, 2008 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know what's worse

the celtics winning or Lebron winning.

Go Boston?

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on May 18, 2008 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 18, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LeBron

The C’s will blow it later, and I’m sick of LeBron

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 18, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that's my thinking as well

I think the Pistons will beat the Celtics, so that will take care of them. Lebron really needs to go the fuck away.

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on May 18, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

almost as glorious as Barry Zito's sucking

14 baserunners, 6 walks, in 5 innings last night. Now 0-8

by Matthew on May 18, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not fly ball = base hit

Fly ball = Heart attack, out.

I like the pace of this game.

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 18, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

This is Beltre's victory lap for last night.

Didn’t get another AB to relish his awesomeness.

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 18, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't even try Khalil

Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!

by PhilKenSebben on May 18, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOO

Good, no DP.

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 18, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

ball four asswipe

YOU CAN TAKE IF THERE ARE THREE BALLS IN THE COUNT! YES, EVEN IF THE RUNNER IS GOING!!

ITS OKAY TO TAKE!!!!

by Matthew on May 18, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES

SWING AT THEM
EXCLUSIVELY

by Jeff Sullivan on May 18, 2008 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go FLYYYYYYYYYBALL.

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 18, 2008 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

After the game, when Ichiro is being interviewed:

Reporter: So, how about the steals to get that run in the first [sticks mike in face].
Ichiro (Through interpreter): I got bored on first, so I ran to third.

by Faux on May 18, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

so... to sum up

infield hit, out on ball four, out on ball four, line out

and this team thinks it did a good job.

by Matthew on May 18, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Hmmm, it's no longer

“Seats are going fast,” but rather “Good seats are going fast.”

Nice to see Dave knows what’s what.

by Matthew on May 18, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess we kinda owe you that, seeing as how Howell/Sonny/Miller have gotten Pujols.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 18, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carl Crawford HR FTW!

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 18, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now a Carlos double.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 18, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheeler v. Pujols has bad potential.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 18, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is getting bad.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 18, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Aaron Miles.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 18, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

First pitch base hit, first pitch base hit...

Stop being predictable or we’ll tell your pitching coach again.

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 18, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez

Master of unconventional DP’s.

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 18, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Niehaus

It’s not okay to mention other teams struggling when the team you work for has a worse record.

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 18, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

What's this?

Blowers starting a conversation?

by BrianL on May 18, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

...

Not again. Not again. Not again.

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

shit.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

You only now figured this out?

Wow, the SD broadcast must be so much better than Seattle’s.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 18, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

You could tell from the very beginning

by marinator on May 18, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Felix should be more like me

by Jeff Sullivan on May 18, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

K, 4-3, FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYBALL

Your third inning.

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 18, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

"The American League has better players"

That’s old thinking, Mike.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on May 18, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

That’s a fast 8-9-1, like, speedy.

by qrsouther on May 18, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Pontetial Pujols v. Miller rematch

wait WTF WHY WOULd YOU BUNT IN FRONT OF PUJOLS WTF DIE DIE DIE

by JI on May 18, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Miles

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 18, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

: I

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 18, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

8)3

(Peter Griffin Balls chin)

by qrsouther on May 18, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rafael Alberto Reyes FTW!

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 18, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glaus is a flapper.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 18, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yuk

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 18, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply actions