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King Awesome

after you’re done having your way with Red, please have your way with me.

by BrianL on May 17, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Funky disco dancing?

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what your mom called it.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why the hell am I sticking around for this

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ONE OF US

ONE OF US
ONE OF US

by OlSalty on May 17, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Soylent greens are people! PEOPLE!!!

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 17, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can I be one of them?

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's because we put out, isn't it?

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bumped -- Anyone else see...

The scoreboard that said Cla Meredith had not allowed an earned run in so many innings? Guess that streak’s over.

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 17, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Grant: "Dusk, Matty, at 9:07."

Vasgersian: “Yes. Dusk.”

by Jeff on May 17, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

4 tequila....

Hell im from Texas, but i still keep coming back…

Ok, got to slow down….This si getting harder to do…Time to take a break from Mr. Patron for a little bit

by laxtonto on May 17, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Espically while im reading my stupid Marketing book

Never get talked into taking anacclerated Maymester class…4hours a day of Mrktg is a bitch

by laxtonto on May 17, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Duly noted

though after this last couple years, I think I’m done with school for a long while anyway.

by Gomez on May 17, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I only get hangovers if I drink Mikes

Nothing else even gets close to bothering me the morning after

by Robert on May 17, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Am I the only one still drinking/...

Come on guys,,,,dont go tea tottler on my now!!!

by laxtonto on May 17, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sundays suck.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sundays = homework.

Homework sucks. Therefore, Sundays = suck.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't do your homework

and go to community college.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on May 17, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not Brett.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But then Friday will suck.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

do it on Thursday

and skip school on friday

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on May 17, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this also works

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on May 17, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather not be homeless.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You parents will let you stay with them.

Hell, you’ll be staying with them anyway.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on May 17, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here's your plan

1. Meet a 30 year old on Craig’s List
2. Go out with her/live in her apartment
3. ???
4. Have a home and get pussy!!!

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 17, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's that weird noise at Safeco Field?

Sounds vaguely like fans from last year… cheering?

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 17, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2-3-4 in top of ninth...

Crap, I’m totally concerned…

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 17, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A little Dirk Diggler humor, anyone?

From a story I’m editing about a prom for deaf students:

Last night’s dance and dinner were sponsored by the Deaf Community Services of San Diego and Feast on This, a San Diego catering company.

by Teej on May 17, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They did

He had no records or equipment but he was hand signaling like a mutha

by Gomez on May 17, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah he's probably shitty

but I’ve come to enjoy the OTH theme song.

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 17, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's the ~best show ever so yeah.

But it makes me miss House which kind of blows

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 17, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah well I really don't understand how it is considered

a girly show. I’ve only really watched Season 5 and the first few episodes of Season 1, and so far all of season 1 is about two guys playing basketball and fighting and having girl/dad issues. Maybe it gets girly later but I actually cannot understand how girls watch it.

Also Peyton, Brooke and Haley are foxes.

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 17, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Jesus

I’m beneath the Hills??

Time to break out the pistol

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 17, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I used to have to watch the hills

I dumped that bitch real quick

by Robert on May 17, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

But Audrina/LC need to do a lesbian porno first

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 17, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Idk I think it's apretty sick show.

It’s got hot chicks, basketball, and fights. Also the Nathan-Lucas scenes are pretty sick. Like I say, I don’t get why girls watch it.

Also for the gays is one of the best phrases out there

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 17, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've never seen it,

but whichever character is played by Sophia Bush is my favorite.

by Teej on May 17, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brooke Davis

Oh My God I love her.

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 17, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Biggest suckfest == Richie

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 17, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why does he still play?

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm conflicted

Bedard or Putz? I’m torn

by marinator on May 17, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So.......

I think the words “struggling” and “Sexson” need to be forever divorced. The word “Sexson” can then get married to the word “done”.

by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, sweet first pitch.

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 17, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Brett and I were actually joking after softball

that Putz might get like 6 or 7 saves this season (in 8 opps).

by Gomez on May 17, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PHEER NO MOAR

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 17, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank god.

Right at Wladdy.

by BrianL on May 17, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh come on now

Putz whooooooooa

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 17, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BRING IN WASHBURN

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on May 17, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh here we go again

I guess the splitter isn’t the only thing Eddie taught him….

by Gomez on May 17, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Zombie Nation

Overplayed. I DJ’d a football game today and stayed away from that damn song. We should end it’s life mercifully.

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 17, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Funny, I was watching the Florida State baseball game (Buster Posey) and they played

That damn song after every homerun.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The problem is people think local music sucks.

Especially here in my town… lots of bands but nobody knows who they are.

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 17, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GAME GAME GAME

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 17, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A win?

So this is what victory feels like

by marinator on May 17, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

woo

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on May 17, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NO!

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Curse you doppelgänger!

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Every time it's on. Why?

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's my favorite show.

There’s a reason TV Guide called it the greatest sitcom of all-time.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wrong.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blasphemy

Ruskell is never wrong

by OlSalty on May 17, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I'm Tim Ruskell someone better start forwarding me those fat checks...

so I don’t have to make beer sampler packs at Rich Man’s Fred Meyer.

by John Morgan on May 17, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait. The Rays lose and the M's win? Dammit, you guys really did reverse the mojo.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I saw you used my picture.

I was flattered. If I was awake that early, I would have been thrilled.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on May 17, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which, this one?

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on May 17, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's excellent.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on May 17, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Obviously he meant robberies are for kids!

Duh!

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Tricks"

is slang for prostitution, not robberies.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on May 17, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, it's slang for robberies too.

From dictionary.com: “14. Slang A robbery or theft.”

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're lucky I'm so nice


But if you expect people to use this image, you need to put it somewhere so all those that don’t read the game thread know it exists.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on May 17, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, right.

Strasburg. Damn.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on May 17, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think its time to go to sleep, passout, what ever...

or more likely

Time to sleep…It was fun…I might try to catch up tomorrow..tomorrow’sgoing to suck

by laxtonto on May 17, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yepp.....typing is getting complicated

time to go crash. It was definately fun, just make sure i remember when the TBrays feild trip and LL binge drink are…

by laxtonto on May 17, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cool

Get better JJ

by Jeff on May 17, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But Wash got a save as well!

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JJ's going to kill a right handed batter soon

With all his fastballs landing head high in that batter’s box.

by Jordan of Boise on May 17, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

woo hoo!!

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on May 17, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How do we win

but the Rays lose?

by BrianL on May 17, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Blind squirrel + nut = sometimes

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We stole it!

We stole the Rays’ power!

Strasberg, nooo! Rays, take it back!

by Jordan of Boise on May 17, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good News - Bad News....

Adam Jones is on pace for a 32 RAR2 season in CF.

Ichiro is on pace for a 40 RAR2 Season…

by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What if you had like, more than one outfield position?

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you...

Can’t I just make myself feel better without you pissing all over my fun?

by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You made us lose. So no.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well you made us win.

So humph.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Biggest suckfest = Betancourt

Thanks fangraphs.com.

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 17, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Zito walked six guys today

thank God, I was getting concerned.

by Jeff on May 17, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But he's a Cy Young Award winner!

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And part of the most washed up trio of pitchers

who used to scare other teams.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What velocity?

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ala the future Francisco Lirano

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not before Sabean signs him to a 7 year-

$175 million dollar contract.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who's Francisco Liriano?

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

too abrupt

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on May 17, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

abrupt

Yes, it does have nice ring to it.

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on May 17, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like potatoes.

Both versions.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Both the food and EOF.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good for you.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

0-8

And gettin paid.

by ThundaPC on May 17, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another fine example...

as to why the “good baseball man” running a team is just a crappy idea anymore.

Basically “good baseball man” should really be “doesn’t give a fuck about stats man” much as the media’s new “Working class white” meme is really “Racist motherfucker”.

by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

WTF GM commercial with Stone Cold's music?

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 17, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yummmmm....

I thought you said “Coldstone”. I want ice cream.

They are sucking semen out of turkeys on Dirty jobs. Must see TV.

by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Turkey enjoying it too much...

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 17, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not so sure....

almost like someone squeezing your nuts until the juice comes out….I can think of less painful methods.

by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks to you too

For ruining the Rays game :( :( :(

by Sylar on May 17, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

by the way

What the fuck is a Mariner

by Sylar on May 17, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

L. Ron Hubbard was a master mariner

licensed to captain any ship on any ocean

by Jordan of Boise on May 17, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Call me Ishmael.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck that book

Nobody wants to read entire chapters of a novel describing whale bones and ship parts

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Babe Ruth was the coolest guy ever.

Don’t insult him. Ever.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like you

You can stay

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 17, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunno

But according to Coleridge an ancient one made a ‘rime’ once.

by Gomez on May 17, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was pretty awesome, though

We don’t see other team’s fan’s pain nearly enough

by Jordan of Boise on May 17, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for making us win.

:(:(:(:(

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're welcome!

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...What?

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry

I already have a contract of bugging the Rays GDT with it :( :(

by Sylar on May 17, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the?

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Acid...

Would be the same effect as the Mariners winning the World Series

by Sylar on May 17, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Serious?

I’d be tripping balls 24/7

by Jeff on May 17, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

O-kay.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright, maybe you've got a point

I’ve seriously been staring at it for 20 minutes straight now

by OlSalty on May 17, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

House rerun on USA

I’m never getting any writing done

by Jeff on May 17, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder what Jeff would do

if RRS, Josh Hamilton and Ben Broussard both guest starred on the same episode of House.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*All guest starred.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What if you were in it too?

Wouldn’t that be more awesome?

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RRS, Jeff and Ben hanging out with Hamilton

good clean family fun

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on May 17, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you guys.

I spend half of last night trying to keep a shitty GT alive, and you fuckers make a good one on a night I had to devour a 700 page textbook?

Asses, all of you.

by Faux on May 17, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Also.

If anyone wants to ever get their MCSE, I have every. single. fucking. book.

And I’ve read all of them now. I hate Microsoft more now than when I was a drunk Lin hacker in HS.

by Faux on May 17, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I didn't go to that birthday thing.

Moral: if you live in a place where it’s 45 degrees and overcast all the time, don’t go out and play softball in 85 degree sunshine on Saturday after a hard week.

by Gomez on May 17, 2008 10:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Epic win.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff's gone insane!

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I actually don't know what it's from

But i’m hoping that clip haunts some lonely Mariner fan.

by Sylar on May 17, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should post that cat GIF

everytime your team wins a game.

by Sylar on May 17, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

If I told you

I wouldn’t have anything going for me :( :( :(

by Sylar on May 17, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I pledge

That everytime the Mariners win I will post that GIF in here. Unless you want to put it up front on the site, then that’d be even cooler :D

by Sylar on May 17, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will take you up on your pledge

because I think this is something that should only be shared among those who read game threads.

by Jeff on May 17, 2008 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay

I’ll be back in a month when you guyz win again lolz

by Sylar on May 17, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...and with that...

they never saw Sylar again…

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on May 18, 2008 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They made a .gif out of my dreams

in my dreams I am an ass-hungry little person

by Jeff on May 17, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Haha. You're a mdget.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grahams size

Jeff’s ‘tude

by Robert on May 17, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish DRaysBay was as fun as this

Then again, atleast we have something to look forward too in October

crash and burn

by Sylar on May 17, 2008 10:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh

I keep thinking this is Pinstripe Alley!

by Sylar on May 17, 2008 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How?

This place has readers.

by Jeff on May 17, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh snap!

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Burrrrrn

Wish I could be a super sexy blog writer like you guys. My choice blog would be the Cincinatti Reds one because then I can be terrible and happy all at the same time!

by Sylar on May 17, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Style cramper!

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Define fun.

Oh yeah, laughing at all of my comments.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have an accident?

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fail.

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"

by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I ruined LL. Sorry Jeff.

Always wanted to go down in history, but not for ruining LL, my favorite joke site!

by Sylar on May 17, 2008 11:21 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Too good

can we borrow you? Like permanently?

by Jeff on May 17, 2008 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sylar for Carruth.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not nearly as funny.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whore?

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs