5/17: Open Game Thread, Part 3
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 9:00 PM PDT
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King Awesome
after you’re done having your way with Red, please have your way with me.
If there were a link to this thread in the old thread I would have saved 10 seconds
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
I left before Robert fixed Jeff's error in judgement
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
If Robert beats you, it means he's the leader of LL
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
You'll do anything I tell you to, won't you?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
And like the Nazis in WWII I reign supreme
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
No, he's not saying you are a nazi
He’s saying you have “a nazi”
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
In blogging, you do not think. You just do
That is where you fail
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Why the hell am I sticking around for this
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
Soylent greens are people! PEOPLE!!!
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
Because you want to understand why we love you guys
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
It's because we put out, isn't it?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Bumped -- Anyone else see...
The scoreboard that said Cla Meredith had not allowed an earned run in so many innings? Guess that streak’s over.
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
4 tequila....
Hell im from Texas, but i still keep coming back…
Ok, got to slow down….This si getting harder to do…Time to take a break from Mr. Patron for a little bit
Espically while im reading my stupid Marketing book
Never get talked into taking anacclerated Maymester class…4hours a day of Mrktg is a bitch
Duly noted
though after this last couple years, I think I’m done with school for a long while anyway.
I only get hangovers if I drink Mikes
Nothing else even gets close to bothering me the morning after
Sundays = homework.
Homework sucks. Therefore, Sundays = suck.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
Do your homework on Friday and you'll have an awesome weekend
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Do your homework in school and your life will be more awesome
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't do your homework
and go to community college.
...and now I'm here
Don't do your homework
and still go to a regular college
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
But you won't have homework hanging over your head all weekend
and homework is easy
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, the thing with that is, um... You know, maybe
you’re right.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
I know it's hard to make yourself work on Friday but trust me, it's worth it
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You parents will let you stay with them.
Hell, you’ll be staying with them anyway.
...and now I'm here
Here's your plan
1. Meet a 30 year old on Craig’s List
2. Go out with her/live in her apartment
3. ???
4. Have a home and get pussy!!!
Go Nova
Doppelgänger. Basically the same thing,
but yeah not quite.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
What's that weird noise at Safeco Field?
Sounds vaguely like fans from last year… cheering?
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
2-3-4 in top of ninth...
Crap, I’m totally concerned…
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
A little Dirk Diggler humor, anyone?
From a story I’m editing about a prom for deaf students:
Last night’s dance and dinner were sponsored by the Deaf Community Services of San Diego and Feast on This, a San Diego catering company.
So that's how Gavin DeGraw sells records
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Which means you've come to enjoy OTH
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah well I really don't understand how it is considered
a girly show. I’ve only really watched Season 5 and the first few episodes of Season 1, and so far all of season 1 is about two guys playing basketball and fighting and having girl/dad issues. Maybe it gets girly later but I actually cannot understand how girls watch it.
Also Peyton, Brooke and Haley are foxes.
Go Nova
I've never actually watched it but I just assume it's for the gays
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, every girl I know* obsesses over it
*My mom
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Girls watch OTH, real men watch The Hills
Better?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I like what Joel McHale does with it
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
He's also from Washington
Maybe a Mariners fan
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Ehh Whitney? maybe idk
My roomate watched it religiously.
Also Kristin from Laguna needs to be in the prono too
Go Nova
This subthread is kinda killing me
But look forwards to a One Tree Hill thread on Monday at 9
Go Nova
Yep, totally the most important show on in that time slot
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, dude, I was kidding
You actually know their names?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm under the assumption that he's not just making them up
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Idk I think it's apretty sick show.
It’s got hot chicks, basketball, and fights. Also the Nathan-Lucas scenes are pretty sick. Like I say, I don’t get why girls watch it.
Also for the gays is one of the best phrases out there
Go Nova
You know that whole thing about a "drunk LL thread"
It’s a cruel red herring
Self-induced Heimlech
Too many burgers.
...and now I'm here
Damn, he's back
No more politics
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't participate in political discussions.
As per my TOS.
...and now I'm here
Will be hungover....
for my caucus tomorrow….chances of going to Denver…slim….
I don't participate in political discussions.
As per my TOS.
...and now I'm here
Biggest suckfest == Richie
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
Why does he still play?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
So.......
I think the words “struggling” and “Sexson” need to be forever divorced. The word “Sexson” can then get married to the word “done”.
Wow, sweet first pitch.
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
Brett and I were actually joking after softball
that Putz might get like 6 or 7 saves this season (in 8 opps).
PHEER NO MOAR
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
It would be good to see JJ hit 96-97 again
with location.
Oh come on now
Putz whooooooooa
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
Zombie Nation
Overplayed. I DJ’d a football game today and stayed away from that damn song. We should end it’s life mercifully.
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
Funny, I was watching the Florida State baseball game (Buster Posey) and they played
That damn song after every homerun.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it'd be pretty cool if they started using local music for those things.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 17, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
The problem is people think local music sucks.
Especially here in my town… lots of bands but nobody knows who they are.
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
GAME GAME GAME
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
How often do you watch Seinfeld?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
You always have a quote from it as your sig
You must really love it
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
It's my favorite show.
There’s a reason TV Guide called it the greatest sitcom of all-time.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
If I'm Tim Ruskell someone better start forwarding me those fat checks...
so I don’t have to make beer sampler packs at Rich Man’s Fred Meyer.
Time Magazine named Hitler "Man of the Year"
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Because he was a great leader.
Aside from the Holocaust.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
Actually he was a great leader *with* the Holocaust
he just wasn’t a particularly congenial one.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly.
He actually deserved “Man of the Year”. Well, at least before the Holocaust.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
I know exactly what it means.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait. The Rays lose and the M's win? Dammit, you guys really did reverse the mojo.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
I saw you used my picture.
I was flattered. If I was awake that early, I would have been thrilled.
...and now I'm here
Which, this one?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
This is one of my favorite picture captions ever
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
It's excellent.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Blame yourself for thinking with the wrong spelling
...and now I'm here
Obviously he meant robberies are for kids!
Duh!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
"Tricks"
is slang for prostitution, not robberies.
...and now I'm here
Nah, it's slang for robberies too.
From dictionary.com: “14. Slang A robbery or theft.”
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
You have taught me a new thing.
...and now I'm here
I also
Never heard it used that way before
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
You're lucky I'm so nice
But if you expect people to use this image, you need to put it somewhere so all those that don’t read the game thread know it exists.
...and now I'm here
That would defeat its subtlety.
Which is what I was going for.
...and now I'm here
I think its time to go to sleep, passout, what ever...
or more likely
Time to sleep…It was fun…I might try to catch up tomorrow..tomorrow’sgoing to suck
Yepp.....typing is getting complicated
time to go crash. It was definately fun, just make sure i remember when the TBrays feild trip and LL binge drink are…
JJ's going to kill a right handed batter soon
With all his fastballs landing head high in that batter’s box.
by Jordan of Boise on May 17, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Blind squirrel + nut = sometimes
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
We stole it!
We stole the Rays’ power!
Strasberg, nooo! Rays, take it back!
by Jordan of Boise on May 17, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
Good News - Bad News....
Adam Jones is on pace for a 32 RAR2 season in CF.
Ichiro is on pace for a 40 RAR2 Season…
What if you had like, more than one outfield position?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you...
Can’t I just make myself feel better without you pissing all over my fun?
You made us lose. So no.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Biggest suckfest = Betancourt
Thanks fangraphs.com.
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
And part of the most washed up trio of pitchers
who used to scare other teams.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
No, that career will end much more abruptly
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Not before Sabean signs him to a 7 year-
$175 million dollar contract.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
I thought you meant "Potaytoes" and "Potahtoes"
Or mashed and baked
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Another fine example...
as to why the “good baseball man” running a team is just a crappy idea anymore.
Basically “good baseball man” should really be “doesn’t give a fuck about stats man” much as the media’s new “Working class white” meme is really “Racist motherfucker”.
by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
WTF GM commercial with Stone Cold's music?
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
yummmmm....
I thought you said “Coldstone”. I want ice cream.
They are sucking semen out of turkeys on Dirty jobs. Must see TV.
by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Turkey enjoying it too much...
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
Not so sure....
almost like someone squeezing your nuts until the juice comes out….I can think of less painful methods.
L. Ron Hubbard was a master mariner
licensed to captain any ship on any ocean
by Jordan of Boise on May 17, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I would talk shit about Tampa music
But Tampa is the birthplace of american death metal, so that’s pretty awesome.
MORBID ANGEL RULES
by Jordan of Boise on May 17, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck that book
Nobody wants to read entire chapters of a novel describing whale bones and ship parts
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
But it was parodied in Looney Tunes as "Dickey Moe"!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
A predominantly hopeless growth usually found clinging to the bottom of recycled glass bottles
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Babe Ruth was the coolest guy ever.
Don’t insult him. Ever.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
You do know that he drank a metric fuckton right?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
This is Sylar
This is what Sylar does
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Sylar was also banned from the same forum that I steal my gifs from
Dont need somebody calling me out on that
It was pretty awesome, though
We don’t see other team’s fan’s pain nearly enough
by Jordan of Boise on May 17, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Felix Fermin? Nah, not since '95.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
For the first time I am literally the same
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
...What?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally cannot look away from this gif
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
If he kept posting this gif in every thread, none of us would be able to function in the real world
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You just lost cool points
Redeem them by telling me what that .gif is from NOW
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm faking but the rest of these fuckers are totally legit
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a BoSox fan deep down inside.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I've always liked the Dodgers too.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
What the?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I've never done acid, but I have to imagine that this is what it's like.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 17, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for that, dad.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Who are you?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I would do it all the time.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 17, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
O-kay.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright, maybe you've got a point
I’ve seriously been staring at it for 20 minutes straight now
Acid Trip simulator
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9uYEM2osYQ
this might help – watch on full screen
by Jordan of Boise on May 17, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Get close to the monitor and just lock your eyes on the center point
it hurt my head, but it was worth it for the genuine panic with my rock band drums shapeshifted on me
by Jordan of Boise on May 17, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like you've never been wronger
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno... If there were ever a time for that, it'd be now
I think it’s kind of cute though, so my opinion’s null
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I gotta ask, what the hell is Mickey doing?
by John Morgan on May 17, 2008 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder what Jeff would do
if RRS, Josh Hamilton and Ben Broussard both guest starred on the same episode of House.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
*All guest starred.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Kill myself immediately afterwards as life would never get more awesome
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
What if you were in it too?
Wouldn’t that be more awesome?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
You gotta a beef with me, hombre?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Do I really want to click on this?
It’s something stupid, I’m sure.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Shut up Colonial
You’re probably dead.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 18, 2008 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you guys.
I spend half of last night trying to keep a shitty GT alive, and you fuckers make a good one on a night I had to devour a 700 page textbook?
Asses, all of you.
So I didn't go to that birthday thing.
Moral: if you live in a place where it’s 45 degrees and overcast all the time, don’t go out and play softball in 85 degree sunshine on Saturday after a hard week.
Especially if you're, uh, generously proportioned.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm still deciding if this is funny.
Someone else needs to say it.
Epic win.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
DON'T LEAVE UNTIL YOU SAY WHERE THAT .gif IS FROM
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff's gone insane!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I've always wanted to see Freaks. Now I'm even more intrigued
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
gooble gobble is going to replace wizzle wozzle in the LL lexicon
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You should post that cat GIF
everytime your team wins a game.
by Sylar on May 17, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You say this as a joke but I read it as truth
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I pledge
That everytime the Mariners win I will post that GIF in here. Unless you want to put it up front on the site, then that’d be even cooler :D
I will take you up on your pledge
because I think this is something that should only be shared among those who read game threads.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
...and with that...
they never saw Sylar again…
...and now I'm here
Yes, I'm hooked.
That’s some serious messed up shit.
by John Morgan on May 17, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't want to be drawn in but here I am, completely drawn in
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
It's like video crack.
I need a nice abandoned subway chute to hide in.
by John Morgan on May 17, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure I've seen anything this awesome before.
...and now I'm here
I just saw that
thought the same thing
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
The second she blinks is the second I rape
by Robert on May 17, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Meh. Maybe it's just the beer, but...
I’m never gonna tap that so what does it matter?
by John Morgan on May 17, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
You're thinking too much
Just be so happy that she’s looking at you and smiling
by Jordan of Boise on May 17, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
You're cramping my style.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Curse you all!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
YES YES YES YES
game threads will never be the same.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That commercial trancends funny.
It goes somewhere else completely.
They made a .gif out of my dreams
in my dreams I am an ass-hungry little person
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haha. You're a mdget.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Sylar has just corrupted LL with .gifs
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 10:51 PM PDT reply actions
Corrupted is not the word you were looking for
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
My name is Nathaniel! I like to dance!
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wish DRaysBay was as fun as this
Then again, atleast we have something to look forward too in October
crash and burn
You'd think that would burn us but we actually have a lot more fun when we're terrible
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh snap!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Style cramper!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Define fun.
Oh yeah, laughing at all of my comments.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I don't know what the heck is going on in my picture.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Man that was an awesome show, and yet...
I have no desire to see the movie.
by John Morgan on May 17, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't explain why, but that's the creepiest yet.
by John Morgan on May 17, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I always thought it was a great expression
I can’t tell you how thrilled I am that there’s a .gif.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
You have an accident?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Comedy is a cruel mistress.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It's Jose Lopez ROUNDING into second!
by Jordan of Boise on May 17, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Over the top, mutherfucker.
Anyone remember when Magnus ver Samuelson broke that dude’s arm arm wrestling on World’s Strongest Man? I watched too much ESPN as a kid.
by John Morgan on May 17, 2008 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I do remember that
And I’m kinda ashamed that I do.
Fail.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear god...
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Biggest Contribution=Me
Biggest suckfest=L.F.O.J.L.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
You missed Raptor Jesus's LL debut a couple nights ago
but this is awesome
by Jordan of Boise on May 17, 2008 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
To be honest, I'd been looking for a reason for a while now
But it never fit contextually…
You fuckers and your randomness.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 18, 2008 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions
To close out the rape subthread, this isn't animated but is too awesome to omit
by Jordan of Boise on May 17, 2008 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LL's female demographic just dropped from 0.1% to 0.0%
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty boys will have to wear some lipstick
Ugly ones will have to take turns in the barrel
by Jordan of Boise on May 17, 2008 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I ruined LL. Sorry Jeff.
Always wanted to go down in history, but not for ruining LL, my favorite joke site!
by Sylar on May 17, 2008 11:21 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Too good
can we borrow you? Like permanently?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Sylar for Carruth.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll have to call Matthew but I don't see any reason why we can't all just work together
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Not nearly as funny.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Whore?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
The next time we descend on DRB, things will be different
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
You have only made this place better
I didn’t think LL could be more awesome, but we can do some amazing things with these.
I'm never closing this thread.
I’ll never get it back open again.
I wonder if this thread is the reason I'll never get a job in baseball
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
When you wake up you'll be so glad you were here for this
Try not to have Mickey dreams.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Or the reason that you DO get a job in baseball, but for Ozzie Guillen
by Jordan of Boise on May 17, 2008 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
ANYONE CAN DO IT NOW. YOU HAVE LOST YOUR PURPOSE
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
DO NOT ABUSE THIS GIF
THIS GIF IS FELIX HERNANDEZ. WE MUST TREAT IT WITH CARE
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean this GIF is going to run after random people in GIF fights and get spaceman lee'd?
by Jordan of Boise on May 17, 2008 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, It's 2:30. I need sleep.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as I'm here you can!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
DRB cramped Sylar's style
here he’s free.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop by more often than that....
You’re always welcome here.
so if Ichiro and Bedard interviewed each other
would the world just explode from awesomeness?
Did someone say "promotions"?
All this NSFW material… I could swear someone said “promotions” where I work!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 18, 2008 2:14 AM PDT reply actions
WOW
I feel as if a 1000 little jack hammers are loose in my head. Tequila and Shiner dont mix well.
On a side note, looks like i went to bed when shit was just getting interesting. Hope you guys arent as hung over as I am.
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