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5/17: Open Game Thread, Part 2

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And Justin Upton is a "C" rated prospect

That can be signed for the league minimum.

-aaron c.

by acblue on May 17, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Adam Jones is the worst rated OF in the M's system...

and in RTTS I am the best-rated RF in the system (including MLB) and I’m the best rated player in the minors yet am stuck in AA

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 17, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wlad has shingles?

/this is how rumors are spread

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow, fairly new here, that benny hill 9/11 vid...

won’t tell you my reaction

anyway, someone needs to compose a M’s blooper reel with that track

by Tony S on May 17, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Both.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oops, yes that's a bear Joe Maddon, not is that a bear or Joe Maddon.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

tjones@sptimes.com

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LL's entire

gamethread is irrelevant! Pass!

Tools Whore

Sign Bonds!

by Tyler on May 17, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish to trade Patrick for Jeff.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, you're not the Executive Vice President of Baseball Operations

You’re the Senior Vice President of Baseball Operations. I make that call. lolpwn3d.

by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fair enough

Either way, Pass!

Tools Whore

Sign Bonds!

by Tyler on May 17, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Storm the mound!!

Ichiro knows some kick ass tai-bo!!

by marinator on May 17, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm up for a Bedard shutout

Anything less would be uncivilized

by marinator on May 17, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And the inning is over so Rizzs threw the kid out ASAP

That was interesting. I’m torn between figuring Rizzs a pedo and figuring him as a dick for railroading that kid out so quickly.

by Gomez on May 17, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Your avatar cursed us.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was looking for you. I left disappointed.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bad timing

There was a softball game this afternoon and I got out late today. I wish I had been there.

by Gomez on May 17, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You and Carruth were under the bleachers.

He’s got the right temperature, you know.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want Barry Bonds.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If I could post 762 s I would.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let someone going someplace other than down have him.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was so going to photoshop an STL on his hat

but all their filephotos have red hats

bastards

by JI on May 17, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I read that. His WARP went up to 5 or so. Writing Above Replacement Piece.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nationals: With the first pick, we select the New York Yankees.
Pirates: With the second pick, we select the Boston Red Sox.
Giants: aw fuck

by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice baserunning, losers

That was almost as bad as ours- wait

by Gomez on May 17, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

See R.J.

you’re team isn’t alone.

by BrianL on May 17, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but it's just B.J. which makes it worse.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep. I love when he pops up and screams "FUCK!"

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, but he says Fuck a lot, and that's the only yelling pic I could find.

And he doesn’t have one of his shoes on.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry guys...

I turned on the game just before Bedard started to suck.

by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Im hating trying to follow this via Gameday

Between the delay and the crazy gameday thread, and the Shiner, im havigna hard time figuring whatthe hell is happening

by laxtonto on May 17, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hmmmm....

I got some havinga last night.

by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate him so much!

Tools Whore

Sign Bonds!

by Tyler on May 17, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And you're off the cool list.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sonny Sidearm's ping pong skills

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JSDAW6inqR0

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm good with it

As long as I lost my “cool” status for something I’m really passionate about!

If only that crazy elbow let him throw the ball 90

Tools Whore

Sign Bonds!

by Tyler on May 17, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't need to.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Except when he does!

Tools Whore

Sign Bonds!

by Tyler on May 17, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He doesn't trust his stuff

His only plus pitch is his change-up and he won’t throw it. He throws that silly loopy slurve and BP fastball ad auseum.

Tools Whore

Sign Bonds!

by Tyler on May 17, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes

He’s been successful in about 45% of his starts this season.

Tools Whore

Sign Bonds!

by Tyler on May 17, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shields taught him and nearly everyone on our staff that change.

Shields change makes Obama piss himself.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very?

He has to be one of the most underrated players in the game. I keep beating this drum to people I know.

And I’m not sure if the metrics agree, but by most accounts he’s pretty damn good with the glove, too.

by Teej on May 17, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was horrible early in his carreer in Texas...

But i bet he would put up top 8 or so 1B #’s at this point… With how poor the postion is right now, and how much PETCO kills his power #’s, his #’s would get a healthy jump in a neutral park. His away splits theis year, .327 .355 .606 with a .961 OPS.

by laxtonto on May 17, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wlad vs. Bendy Things....

A Big Brown vs. the field like mismatch.

by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

4 K's for Randy Wolf

I’m sure Matthew and Baker are glad they went to the game tonight so far.

by Gomez on May 17, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and if Librocrat isn't around

are we allowed to make political jokes?

by JI on May 17, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want to keep flag buring legal

I burn American Flags for heat.

by JI on May 17, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rcc'd

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mariners games remind me of meatloaf songs

they start off with potential and then you realize it’s going to be a long fucking song. and you are going to lose minutes of your life while it’s on

fuck you meatloaf

by Tony S on May 17, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Two out of three wouldn't be too bad

but the M’s can’t even manage that.

by Gomez on May 17, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

After the love comes a darkness in hell,
A demon inside you like a bottomless well
Nothing is safe and everything is a lie
Love doesn’t last, no matter how hard you try
Burnin’, burnin’, through your brain
Unthinkable pain…

by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The true question of the night is

Do i need to resort to another Beer or go after the bottle of Crown on the counter? Gameday and Meatloaf might not be the best mix…

His name is Robert Paulson…

by laxtonto on May 17, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A friend (girl) of mine left 3 mike's hard cranberry in the fridge

I feel so guilty about drinking these fruity things but I can’t stop

by marinator on May 17, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah my fiance keeps getting hammered on Hornsbys...

I finally tried one one day and killed a 4 or 5 in like 10 minutes,,,I felt kinda bad, but damn, drink enough of anything nad it works

by laxtonto on May 17, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dice-K....

Master Illusionist?

by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I know...

K% down
BB% up
LD% up
LOB% up
BABIP….down over 100 points.

Makes sense….

by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Funny....

One M’s commercial has 4 people who may not last the season…

Jose Vidro
Pepe Vidro
Bill Bavasi
Jeff Pentland

by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Again

the Rays game today was so much more entertaining.

by BrianL on May 17, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's not fair to any other game though.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok this is bullshit....

Is Bedard hurt or not?

Does Bedard suck or not?

I wish he’d make up his fucking mind.

by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ditto Felix

and JJ, and Lopez, and….

by chinn on May 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn kids

Who wants to get behind my proposed city ordinance?

by BrianL on May 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I gotta pass.

Baseball won’t exist in 20 years if your ordinance passes. And I want baseball to exist when I’m old.

by Teej on May 17, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why....

is Dave Sims reading Rick Rizzs’ script?
‘SAY FRIENDS….”

by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the power trio is up next

this will be an inning full of runs.

bedard for the win

by Tony S on May 17, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I approve....

of the new Rally fry girl.

by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Barry Bonds + Steroids + 2000 Coors Field = OMG

2001-100 HRs, >1.600 OPS
Carer 1.254 OPS

Jesus H Christ.

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 17, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Really

After strike three, the only person Richie Sexson should be bitching at is in the bathroom mirror.

by Gomez on May 17, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's a pretty impressive feat

To make every opposing pitcher look better as the game goes on.

by ThundaPC on May 17, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2 Tequilla

Tomorrow is going to suck….

by laxtonto on May 17, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Give us a date

I will cancel all plans and go buy gin post-haste.

by Gomez on May 17, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gomez: HEY MOM guess what
Mom: Huh
Gomez: After graduation, we’re gonna head back home, I’m gonna slam some gin, fire up my laptop and the TV, and rant about baseball on the internet drunk
Mom:
Mom: What
Sam: WTF is wrong with you

by Gomez on May 17, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Start drinking them....

I maynot be able to make sense after awhile, but it will be full while it lasts

by laxtonto on May 17, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tequila has one use....

lace hitting the carpet….

by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can't your shoes off sober?

Oh…

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I took some pancho on a camping trip one time and I also ate some fire hot doritos

Things were coming out every orifice 2 hours later, I vowed to never drink tequila again.

Suffice to say I still drink it, vowing never to down it again every time.

by marinator on May 17, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In my younger days,,,

I woke up on back to back nights on the roof half naked with a chick i didn’t know the next morning. For some reason now that im going to get married, Tequila isnt quite as entertaining.

by laxtonto on May 17, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is true

Its usefulness dwindles with each passing year. Just natural progression.

by marinator on May 17, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is comical...

M’s can’t even win dominant pitching performances.

by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If I didn't love this team,

I would spot-start every single pitcher facing the Mariners.

(I don’t think this comment is against the rules because it’s not about my fantasy team and more just a standard LL-style insult.)

by Teej on May 17, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

83 degrees....

in my house right now.

by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You're in Socal...

and you don’t have AC?

by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You'd be surprised.

A/C is not standard around here. I just bought one for my apartment, but for three years I didn’t have it.

San Diego is cooler than other parts of SoCal, though.

by Teej on May 17, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't count!!

There is a heatwave in Washington right now. We aren’t used to this stuff, you are!

by marinator on May 17, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want to talk smack about that's spring weather in Vegas

But being out in this shit for 2 hours destroyed me today so I have no right to talk.

by Gomez on May 17, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GO GO GO GO GO!!!

ICHIRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by BrianL on May 17, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH!!

FUCK YEAH!!! FUCK!!!

by marinator on May 17, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha....

that was an awful baserunning decision….

Lucky as a mofo there.

by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Humm....I got a good one for 3 shots,,,,

If this is to riske, please remove it. I think the tequila is effecting my brain to keyboard function

by laxtonto on May 17, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It isn't risque enough

Why is she wearing a top?

by marinator on May 17, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No more titos

He who writes poetry should stay in AAA

by marinator on May 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All im going to say is take the filter off on

google images and type in tequila body shots…

by laxtonto on May 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been burned on that deal before

I don’t like turning off the filter, too many pictures of people pooping on eachother and vomiting and such. Me no likey

by marinator on May 17, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Power swing Beltre...

Can’t tell if this is a strikeout at bat or a homerun at bat yet…

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 17, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF AWESOME@@@@@@@@!@

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 17, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ADRIAN FUCKING BELTRE

THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE THE CASH

by Gomez on May 17, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

O-VER-RA-TED!

Take that, bitches.

-aaron c.

by acblue on May 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha....

TWPOTY nominiee….

by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh WTF???

If that pitch is a strike Meredith should pitch 200 scoreless innings.

by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else see...

The scoreboard saying Meredith had not allowed an earned run in his last ten appearances? I know I saw that.

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on May 17, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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