5/17: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:34 PM PDT
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Matt Vasgersian is so awesome.
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In MLB 08 you get Vasgersian and Hudler
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And Justin Upton is a "C" rated prospect
That can be signed for the league minimum.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 17, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Adam Jones is the worst rated OF in the M's system...
and in RTTS I am the best-rated RF in the system (including MLB) and I’m the best rated player in the minors yet am stuck in AA
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 17, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wlad has shingles?
/this is how rumors are spread
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So that's the thing on his cheek
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The official get-up of date rapists everywhere.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 17, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wlad is not allowed to hit singles
There goes your slugging %
by marinator on May 17, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wow, fairly new here, that benny hill 9/11 vid...
won’t tell you my reaction
anyway, someone needs to compose a M’s blooper reel with that track
by Tony S on May 17, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Completely and totally irrelevant
FAIL.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excuse me, did you say something?
Nu-uh, you can’t tell me nothing
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oops, yes that's a bear Joe Maddon, not is that a bear or Joe Maddon.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
tjones@sptimes.com
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LL's entire
gamethread is irrelevant! Pass!
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
by Tyler on May 17, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't be irrelevant when there isn't a topic
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The topic is Mariners baseball!1!!!!11!1!1!1!1!
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish to trade Patrick for Jeff.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, you're not the Executive Vice President of Baseball Operations
You’re the Senior Vice President of Baseball Operations. I make that call. lolpwn3d.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fair enough
Either way, Pass!
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
by Tyler on May 17, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SEND MENACING MENTAL SIGNALS TOWARDS THE MOUND!
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 17, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Storm the mound!!
Ichiro knows some kick ass tai-bo!!
by marinator on May 17, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If a guy charges the mound shouldn't he be out for going out of the baseline?
by JI on May 17, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is funny and also a decent question.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 17, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if you're the home team.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vasgersian talking about Slap Shot
My. God.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So much for that
Yeah, I’m here for the next however long.
by Gomez on May 17, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm up for a Bedard shutout
Anything less would be uncivilized
by marinator on May 17, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Im sad I couldn't use this earlier without being a total dick:
by JI on May 17, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have another paint drawing on my computer comparing a friends date to 9/11
by Robert on May 17, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how he compares Interleague opponents to Ron Paul supporters
LOLOLOL
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I have no cable TV thus I have KOMO radio
and Rizzs has a kid in the booth. No wonder there’s so many pedo jokes about him. I didn’t know he was doing this regularly.
by Gomez on May 17, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Didn't Jeff do an Evil Rick Rizzs convo once?
Where is that link?
by BrianL on May 17, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of my favorite moments in USSM history.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 17, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember when he practiced his "How ya doin little buddy" routine during commercial breaks?
by chinn on May 17, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate that
Does anyone actually want to listen to that? The kids don’t even seem to care most of the time
by OlSalty on May 17, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't work.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the inning is over so Rizzs threw the kid out ASAP
That was interesting. I’m torn between figuring Rizzs a pedo and figuring him as a dick for railroading that kid out so quickly.
by Gomez on May 17, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Your avatar cursed us.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How ironic that I was the among the few not involved with the Rays thread this AM
by Gomez on May 17, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was looking for you. I left disappointed.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bad timing
There was a softball game this afternoon and I got out late today. I wish I had been there.
by Gomez on May 17, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You and Carruth were under the bleachers.
He’s got the right temperature, you know.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not as ironic as the good advice that you just didn't take
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or writing a song about how much you miss fucking Uncle Joey.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 17, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't remember when or why I did it
It just seemed too cool to pass up.
by Gomez on May 17, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want Barry Bonds.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If I could post 762 s I would.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I realized that this could pass as a mariner jersey too
but the orignial works well enough
by JI on May 17, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let someone going someplace other than down have him.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was so going to photoshop an STL on his hat
but all their filephotos have red hats
bastards
by JI on May 17, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Padres have awful, hilarious team commercials
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Reds pitchers have hilarious dealership commercials.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0I-2YW0IzUU
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
by Tyler on May 17, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Oh my goodness I could watch this all day
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm still partial to Vern Fonk commercials
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Jeff Passan as a writer has his value, both positive and negative
Among other ideas, he proposes allowing teams to ‘draft’ their interleague opponents. What do people think of this? I find it intriguing.
by Gomez on May 17, 2008 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I read that. His WARP went up to 5 or so. Writing Above Replacement Piece.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nationals: With the first pick, we select the New York Yankees.
Pirates: With the second pick, we select the Boston Red Sox.
Giants: aw fuck
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Side retired on 3-pitches each.
What a brain fart of an inning.
by ThundaPC on May 17, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure it was just a fart.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 17, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice baserunning, losers
That was almost as bad as ours- wait
by Gomez on May 17, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hola folks....
What have i missed so far?
by laxtonto on May 17, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sounds like my luchthis afternoon
Looks like shit, but tasty pretty good
by laxtonto on May 17, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE'RE TAKING THE BORDER!
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but it's just B.J. which makes it worse.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was actually safe in this play
The ump botched the call.
by BrianL on May 17, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep. I love when he pops up and screams "FUCK!"
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, but he says Fuck a lot, and that's the only yelling pic I could find.
And he doesn’t have one of his shoes on.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too many fly balls Bedard
I want Adam Jones back
by marinator on May 17, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
stottlemyre is the worst pitching coach ever
let’s try that one out tonight
fuck
by Tony S on May 17, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if that pitch was Johjima's fault
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The catcher that gets extended... gets thrown under the bus by the pitching staff
This team isn’t dysfunctional.
by Gomez on May 17, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry guys...
I turned on the game just before Bedard started to suck.
by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep definetely all your fault
Tar and feather this jerk!!
by marinator on May 17, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im hating trying to follow this via Gameday
Between the delay and the crazy gameday thread, and the Shiner, im havigna hard time figuring whatthe hell is happening
by laxtonto on May 17, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah these threads haven't been on topic for weeks
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate him so much!
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
by Tyler on May 17, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you're off the cool list.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sonny Sidearm's ping pong skills
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JSDAW6inqR0
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm good with it
As long as I lost my “cool” status for something I’m really passionate about!
If only that crazy elbow let him throw the ball 90
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
by Tyler on May 17, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't need to.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except when he does!
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
by Tyler on May 17, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Velocity is only needed by people who don't trust their stuff
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He doesn't trust his stuff
His only plus pitch is his change-up and he won’t throw it. He throws that silly loopy slurve and BP fastball ad auseum.
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
by Tyler on May 17, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shields taught him and nearly everyone on our staff that change.
Shields change makes Obama piss himself.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how good Adrian Gonzalez would be in a real ballpark
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Have a look at recent ballpark splits in other parks
http://www.baseball-reference.com/pi/bsplit.cgi?n1=gonzaad01&year=2008#locat-stad
http://www.baseball-reference.com/pi/bsplit.cgi?n1=gonzaad01&year=2007#locat-stad
SSS, yes, but there you go.
by Gomez on May 17, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He slugs .733 on turf
TB should pick him up.
by JI on May 17, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was horrible early in his carreer in Texas...
But i bet he would put up top 8 or so 1B #’s at this point… With how poor the postion is right now, and how much PETCO kills his power #’s, his #’s would get a healthy jump in a neutral park. His away splits theis year, .327 .355 .606 with a .961 OPS.
by laxtonto on May 17, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Michael Young made a Web Gem.
HE’S SO UNDERRATED.
by r0ry on May 17, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clive Owen is the ultimate badass
Agree or disagree
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually I take that back
LFJL is awesome because he knows what irony is.
by chinn on May 17, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm #1! I'm #1!
USA USA USA
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I once slapped a German so hard he spoke French
and then I impregnated his wife with a wink
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wlad vs. Bendy Things....
A Big Brown vs. the field like mismatch.
by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
4 K's for Randy Wolf
I’m sure Matthew and Baker are glad they went to the game tonight so far.
by Gomez on May 17, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Earth Day people would like to have a word with our hitters
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and if Librocrat isn't around
are we allowed to make political jokes?
by JI on May 17, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you guys want to hear about my fantasy congress team?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I want to keep flag buring legal
I burn American Flags for heat.
by JI on May 17, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't even see your typos anymore
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that reminds me of WOPR
would you like to play a game of Tic Tac Toe?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Make them pay Ichiro
Make them all pay
by marinator on May 17, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rcc'd
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any interesting shortstops available via FA this winter?
by BrianL on May 17, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I asked this yesterday
and no, there isn’t
by marinator on May 17, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I might be one of four people on the planet who'd recognize Brian Bocock walking down the street
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm one
who are the other too.
I’d recognized Fahey also.
by JI on May 17, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My doctor recommends I refrain for a few weeks.
I might need you to put me on the DL, coach.
by BrianL on May 17, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mariners games remind me of meatloaf songs
they start off with potential and then you realize it’s going to be a long fucking song. and you are going to lose minutes of your life while it’s on
fuck you meatloaf
by Tony S on May 17, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Two out of three wouldn't be too bad
but the M’s can’t even manage that.
by Gomez on May 17, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
After the love comes a darkness in hell,
A demon inside you like a bottomless well
Nothing is safe and everything is a lie
Love doesn’t last, no matter how hard you try
Burnin’, burnin’, through your brain
Unthinkable pain…
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The true question of the night is
Do i need to resort to another Beer or go after the bottle of Crown on the counter? Gameday and Meatloaf might not be the best mix…
His name is Robert Paulson…
by laxtonto on May 17, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A friend (girl) of mine left 3 mike's hard cranberry in the fridge
I feel so guilty about drinking these fruity things but I can’t stop
by marinator on May 17, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No but I have Vanilla Ice in my CD player RIGHT NOW
Yo yo yo word to yo motha
by marinator on May 17, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah my fiance keeps getting hammered on Hornsbys...
I finally tried one one day and killed a 4 or 5 in like 10 minutes,,,I felt kinda bad, but damn, drink enough of anything nad it works
by laxtonto on May 17, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aren't you the guy who called me a sissy for drinking Belgian beer?
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 17, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No that was a different Marinator
I hate that guy!
by marinator on May 17, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Warning Warning...Found the bottle of Patron i forgot i had,,,,
I apologize before hand if I make an ass of myself or derail the thread in any other fashion….
by laxtonto on May 17, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One thing about listening on radio
I forgot how good Niehaus sounds on the radio.
by Gomez on May 17, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Funny....
One M’s commercial has 4 people who may not last the season…
Jose Vidro
Pepe Vidro
Bill Bavasi
Jeff Pentland
by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fed up with bad luck, Beltre has resorted to sucking
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No, he just mentally checked out of the game.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 17, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Again
the Rays game today was so much more entertaining.
by BrianL on May 17, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's not fair to any other game though.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok this is bullshit....
Is Bedard hurt or not?
Does Bedard suck or not?
I wish he’d make up his fucking mind.
by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn kids
Who wants to get behind my proposed city ordinance?
by BrianL on May 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But I'm not anymore.
Therefore, I don’t care.
by BrianL on May 17, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Children are the future
Why do you hate the future?
by marinator on May 17, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cause unless i'm in thailand they dont do shit for me
by Robert on May 17, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are you talking about?
They made the shoes you wear on a daily basis
by marinator on May 17, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've worn the same shoes for the last two years
And there made in China
by Robert on May 17, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I gotta pass.
Baseball won’t exist in 20 years if your ordinance passes. And I want baseball to exist when I’m old.
by Teej on May 17, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why....
is Dave Sims reading Rick Rizzs’ script?
‘SAY FRIENDS….”
by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear God do I ever hate children.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe if Yuni did that more he'd lose some weight
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've drank tequila twice in my life
And the results of which lead me think that I shouldnt try it again
by Robert on May 17, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do so many people
drink such a bad liquid?
by Gomez on May 17, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tequila shots are awesome.
Also margaritas are sick.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 17, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/soon-to-be college sophomore
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 17, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because if doesn't taste good
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
by Tyler on May 17, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"With a splash of 100% natural lime flavor"
What the fuck does that mean, Bud Light?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Literally
They splash some lime juice into their vat of corn/water before they drop in the green food coloring.
by Gomez on May 17, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the power trio is up next
this will be an inning full of runs.
bedard for the win
by Tony S on May 17, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I approve....
of the new Rally fry girl.
by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Barry Bonds + Steroids + 2000 Coors Field = OMG
2001-100 HRs, >1.600 OPS
Carer 1.254 OPS
Jesus H Christ.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 17, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Really
After strike three, the only person Richie Sexson should be bitching at is in the bathroom mirror.
by Gomez on May 17, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's a pretty impressive feat
To make every opposing pitcher look better as the game goes on.
by ThundaPC on May 17, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We need to have a thread where everybody is completely fucked up
by Robert on May 17, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like the DRB invasion
This needs to get planned.
by Gomez on May 17, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Combine them.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Give us a date
I will cancel all plans and go buy gin post-haste.
by Gomez on May 17, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gomez: HEY MOM guess what
Mom: Huh
Gomez: After graduation, we’re gonna head back home, I’m gonna slam some gin, fire up my laptop and the TV, and rant about baseball on the internet drunk
Mom:
Mom: What
Sam: WTF is wrong with you
by Gomez on May 17, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Start drinking them....
I maynot be able to make sense after awhile, but it will be full while it lasts
by laxtonto on May 17, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come to think about it by the end Coach would be the most sensible person in that thread
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always try to pronounce this in my head and I don't know why
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do too
I pronounce it wrinong, but that’s wrong. Maybe it’s wrninoing
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just imagine Graham destroyed on gin trying to say 'wrong'
and mangling it.
by Gomez on May 17, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tequila has one use....
lace hitting the carpet….
by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't your shoes off sober?
Oh…
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I took some pancho on a camping trip one time and I also ate some fire hot doritos
Things were coming out every orifice 2 hours later, I vowed to never drink tequila again.
Suffice to say I still drink it, vowing never to down it again every time.
by marinator on May 17, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In my younger days,,,
I woke up on back to back nights on the roof half naked with a chick i didn’t know the next morning. For some reason now that im going to get married, Tequila isnt quite as entertaining.
by laxtonto on May 17, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is true
Its usefulness dwindles with each passing year. Just natural progression.
by marinator on May 17, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sure hope this is Bedard being good and not the Padres being terrible
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
San Diego's 326 team strikeouts is 2nd in the NL to Florida
These are the only two teams with 300+ team Ks.
by Gomez on May 17, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is comical...
M’s can’t even win dominant pitching performances.
by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If I didn't love this team,
I would spot-start every single pitcher facing the Mariners.
(I don’t think this comment is against the rules because it’s not about my fantasy team and more just a standard LL-style insult.)
by Teej on May 17, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You're in Socal...
and you don’t have AC?
by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'd be surprised.
A/C is not standard around here. I just bought one for my apartment, but for three years I didn’t have it.
San Diego is cooler than other parts of SoCal, though.
by Teej on May 17, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would just hire illegals to fan me with a palm leaf
by Robert on May 17, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's bullshit.....
that’s a job lost for an American!
by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't count!!
There is a heatwave in Washington right now. We aren’t used to this stuff, you are!
by marinator on May 17, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to talk smack about that's spring weather in Vegas
But being out in this shit for 2 hours destroyed me today so I have no right to talk.
by Gomez on May 17, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GO GO GO GO GO!!!
ICHIRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by BrianL on May 17, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
WOO WOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hahahaha....
that was an awful baserunning decision….
Lucky as a mofo there.
by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whats happening for those of us that dont give a shit about the actual game
by Robert on May 17, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Note to McLaren: don't steal with Burke
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There are more bad/ugly runners on this team than any I have ever seen.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 17, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And they look really, really weird while running.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 17, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Humm....I got a good one for 3 shots,,,,
If this is to riske, please remove it. I think the tequila is effecting my brain to keyboard function
by laxtonto on May 17, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It isn't risque enough
Why is she wearing a top?
by marinator on May 17, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No more titos
He who writes poetry should stay in AAA
by marinator on May 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All im going to say is take the filter off on
google images and type in tequila body shots…
by laxtonto on May 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been burned on that deal before
I don’t like turning off the filter, too many pictures of people pooping on eachother and vomiting and such. Me no likey
by marinator on May 17, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure if those would even be fun
too much of a good thing and all
by Robert on May 17, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Power swing Beltre...
Can’t tell if this is a strikeout at bat or a homerun at bat yet…
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
by GoodKeith on May 17, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know who you are, but you're awesome
by marinator on May 17, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know how that happened.
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
by GoodKeith on May 17, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF AWESOME@@@@@@@@!@
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
by GoodKeith on May 17, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are very smart
I like smart
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ADRIAN FUCKING BELTRE
THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE THE CASH
by Gomez on May 17, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
O-VER-RA-TED!
Take that, bitches.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So then I guess Beltre in the two spot will illogically continue.
A bloop and a blast? Ichiro’s hit was a rocket.
by DAMellen on May 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK EVERYONE IN BAKER'S BLOG WHO JUMPED DOWN MY THROAT
WHEN I DEFENDED BELTRE!
by BrianL on May 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I will forever remember Cla Meredith for his ML debut
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what happened?
i’m simulcasting a randy paulsch lecture
by Tony S on May 17, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That went about 290 feet
hey, Fenway.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this rivalry just got a lot more interesting
by Will McDonald on May 17, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh WTF???
If that pitch is a strike Meredith should pitch 200 scoreless innings.
by PLU Tim on May 17, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else see...
The scoreboard saying Meredith had not allowed an earned run in his last ten appearances? I know I saw that.
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
by GoodKeith on May 17, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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