5/17: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:34 PM PDT
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In MLB 08 you get Vasgersian and Hudler
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
And Justin Upton is a "C" rated prospect
That can be signed for the league minimum.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 17, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
And Adam Jones is the worst rated OF in the M's system...
and in RTTS I am the best-rated RF in the system (including MLB) and I’m the best rated player in the minors yet am stuck in AA
Go Nova
Wlad has shingles?
/this is how rumors are spread
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
wow, fairly new here, that benny hill 9/11 vid...
won’t tell you my reaction
anyway, someone needs to compose a M’s blooper reel with that track
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
Completely and totally irrelevant
FAIL.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Excuse me, did you say something?
Nu-uh, you can’t tell me nothing
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Both.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Oops, yes that's a bear Joe Maddon, not is that a bear or Joe Maddon.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
tjones@sptimes.com
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
LL's entire
gamethread is irrelevant! Pass!
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
Can't be irrelevant when there isn't a topic
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
The topic is Mariners baseball!1!!!!11!1!1!1!1!
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish to trade Patrick for Jeff.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, you're not the Executive Vice President of Baseball Operations
You’re the Senior Vice President of Baseball Operations. I make that call. lolpwn3d.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Fair enough
Either way, Pass!
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
Only if you're the home team.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
So I have no cable TV thus I have KOMO radio
and Rizzs has a kid in the booth. No wonder there’s so many pedo jokes about him. I didn’t know he was doing this regularly.
Didn't Jeff do an Evil Rick Rizzs convo once?
Where is that link?
I hate that
Does anyone actually want to listen to that? The kids don’t even seem to care most of the time
Doesn't work.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
And the inning is over so Rizzs threw the kid out ASAP
That was interesting. I’m torn between figuring Rizzs a pedo and figuring him as a dick for railroading that kid out so quickly.
Your avatar cursed us.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I was looking for you. I left disappointed.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Bad timing
There was a softball game this afternoon and I got out late today. I wish I had been there.
You and Carruth were under the bleachers.
He’s got the right temperature, you know.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Not as ironic as the good advice that you just didn't take
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I want Barry Bonds.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
If I could post 762 s I would.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I realized that this could pass as a mariner jersey too
but the orignial works well enough
by JI on May 17, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Let someone going someplace other than down have him.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I was so going to photoshop an STL on his hat
but all their filephotos have red hats
bastards
by JI on May 17, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Reds pitchers have hilarious dealership commercials.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0I-2YW0IzUU
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
by Tyler on May 17, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Oh my goodness I could watch this all day
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm still partial to Vern Fonk commercials
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
So Jeff Passan as a writer has his value, both positive and negative
Among other ideas, he proposes allowing teams to ‘draft’ their interleague opponents. What do people think of this? I find it intriguing.
I read that. His WARP went up to 5 or so. Writing Above Replacement Piece.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Nationals: With the first pick, we select the New York Yankees.
Pirates: With the second pick, we select the Boston Red Sox.
Giants: aw fuck
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
WE'RE TAKING THE BORDER!
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but it's just B.J. which makes it worse.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
He was actually safe in this play
The ump botched the call.
Yep. I love when he pops up and screams "FUCK!"
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, but he says Fuck a lot, and that's the only yelling pic I could find.
And he doesn’t have one of his shoes on.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
The catcher that gets extended... gets thrown under the bus by the pitching staff
This team isn’t dysfunctional.
Sorry guys...
I turned on the game just before Bedard started to suck.
Im hating trying to follow this via Gameday
Between the delay and the crazy gameday thread, and the Shiner, im havigna hard time figuring whatthe hell is happening
Yeah these threads haven't been on topic for weeks
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
And you're off the cool list.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Sonny Sidearm's ping pong skills
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JSDAW6inqR0
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm good with it
As long as I lost my “cool” status for something I’m really passionate about!
If only that crazy elbow let him throw the ball 90
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
Doesn't need to.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Velocity is only needed by people who don't trust their stuff
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
He doesn't trust his stuff
His only plus pitch is his change-up and he won’t throw it. He throws that silly loopy slurve and BP fastball ad auseum.
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
Sometimes
He’s been successful in about 45% of his starts this season.
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
Shields taught him and nearly everyone on our staff that change.
Shields change makes Obama piss himself.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Have a look at recent ballpark splits in other parks
He was horrible early in his carreer in Texas...
But i bet he would put up top 8 or so 1B #’s at this point… With how poor the postion is right now, and how much PETCO kills his power #’s, his #’s would get a healthy jump in a neutral park. His away splits theis year, .327 .355 .606 with a .961 OPS.
Hey Michael Young made a Web Gem.
HE’S SO UNDERRATED.
Clive Owen is the ultimate badass
Agree or disagree
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
I once slapped a German so hard he spoke French
and then I impregnated his wife with a wink
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Wlad vs. Bendy Things....
A Big Brown vs. the field like mismatch.
and if Librocrat isn't around
are we allowed to make political jokes?
by JI on May 17, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you guys want to hear about my fantasy congress team?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I want to keep flag buring legal
I burn American Flags for heat.
by JI on May 17, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
that reminds me of WOPR
would you like to play a game of Tic Tac Toe?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Rcc'd
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I might be one of four people on the planet who'd recognize Brian Bocock walking down the street
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm one
who are the other too.
I’d recognized Fahey also.
by JI on May 17, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
My doctor recommends I refrain for a few weeks.
I might need you to put me on the DL, coach.
mariners games remind me of meatloaf songs
they start off with potential and then you realize it’s going to be a long fucking song. and you are going to lose minutes of your life while it’s on
fuck you meatloaf
After the love comes a darkness in hell,
A demon inside you like a bottomless well
Nothing is safe and everything is a lie
Love doesn’t last, no matter how hard you try
Burnin’, burnin’, through your brain
Unthinkable pain…
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
The true question of the night is
Do i need to resort to another Beer or go after the bottle of Crown on the counter? Gameday and Meatloaf might not be the best mix…
His name is Robert Paulson…
A friend (girl) of mine left 3 mike's hard cranberry in the fridge
I feel so guilty about drinking these fruity things but I can’t stop
Yeah my fiance keeps getting hammered on Hornsbys...
I finally tried one one day and killed a 4 or 5 in like 10 minutes,,,I felt kinda bad, but damn, drink enough of anything nad it works
Aren't you the guy who called me a sissy for drinking Belgian beer?
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 17, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Warning Warning...Found the bottle of Patron i forgot i had,,,,
I apologize before hand if I make an ass of myself or derail the thread in any other fashion….
Funny....
One M’s commercial has 4 people who may not last the season…
Jose Vidro
Pepe Vidro
Bill Bavasi
Jeff Pentland
Again
the Rays game today was so much more entertaining.
That's not fair to any other game though.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok this is bullshit....
Is Bedard hurt or not?
Does Bedard suck or not?
I wish he’d make up his fucking mind.
Damn kids
Who wants to get behind my proposed city ordinance?
But I'm not anymore.
Therefore, I don’t care.
I gotta pass.
Baseball won’t exist in 20 years if your ordinance passes. And I want baseball to exist when I’m old.
why....
is Dave Sims reading Rick Rizzs’ script?
‘SAY FRIENDS….”
I've drank tequila twice in my life
And the results of which lead me think that I shouldnt try it again
Because if doesn't taste good
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
Literally
They splash some lime juice into their vat of corn/water before they drop in the green food coloring.
Barry Bonds + Steroids + 2000 Coors Field = OMG
2001-100 HRs, >1.600 OPS
Carer 1.254 OPS
Jesus H Christ.
Go Nova
Really
After strike three, the only person Richie Sexson should be bitching at is in the bathroom mirror.
Combine them.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Start drinking them....
I maynot be able to make sense after awhile, but it will be full while it lasts
Come to think about it by the end Coach would be the most sensible person in that thread
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I always try to pronounce this in my head and I don't know why
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I do too
I pronounce it wrinong, but that’s wrong. Maybe it’s wrninoing
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Tequila has one use....
lace hitting the carpet….
You can't your shoes off sober?
Oh…
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I took some pancho on a camping trip one time and I also ate some fire hot doritos
Things were coming out every orifice 2 hours later, I vowed to never drink tequila again.
Suffice to say I still drink it, vowing never to down it again every time.
In my younger days,,,
I woke up on back to back nights on the roof half naked with a chick i didn’t know the next morning. For some reason now that im going to get married, Tequila isnt quite as entertaining.
San Diego's 326 team strikeouts is 2nd in the NL to Florida
These are the only two teams with 300+ team Ks.
This is comical...
M’s can’t even win dominant pitching performances.
If I didn't love this team,
I would spot-start every single pitcher facing the Mariners.
(I don’t think this comment is against the rules because it’s not about my fantasy team and more just a standard LL-style insult.)
You'd be surprised.
A/C is not standard around here. I just bought one for my apartment, but for three years I didn’t have it.
San Diego is cooler than other parts of SoCal, though.
That's bullshit.....
that’s a job lost for an American!
I want to talk smack about that's spring weather in Vegas
But being out in this shit for 2 hours destroyed me today so I have no right to talk.
GO GO GO GO GO!!!
ICHIRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha....
that was an awful baserunning decision….
Lucky as a mofo there.
Humm....I got a good one for 3 shots,,,,
If this is to riske, please remove it. I think the tequila is effecting my brain to keyboard function
I've been burned on that deal before
I don’t like turning off the filter, too many pictures of people pooping on eachother and vomiting and such. Me no likey
Power swing Beltre...
Can’t tell if this is a strikeout at bat or a homerun at bat yet…
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
I don't know how that happened.
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
WTF AWESOME@@@@@@@@!@
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
Awesome.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
So then I guess Beltre in the two spot will illogically continue.
A bloop and a blast? Ichiro’s hit was a rocket.
Oh WTF???
If that pitch is a strike Meredith should pitch 200 scoreless innings.
Anyone else see...
The scoreboard saying Meredith had not allowed an earned run in his last ten appearances? I know I saw that.
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
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