5/17: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 4:50 PM PDT
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PrintSan Diego Padres at Seattle Mariners, May 17, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
Erik Bedard
Performance: mediocre
2008 Outlook: okay; tainted by injury concerns
Cost: future
Randy Wolf
Performance: mediocre
2008 Outlook: okay; tainted by injury concerns
Cost: $4.75-8.75m
Baseball's a funny game.
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I should raise tomfoolery and hijinx
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
Also, you guys should start the "Hire Paul DePodesta" campaign.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
Between him and Bonds
there’s only so many things I can hope for that will never ever happen
by JI on May 17, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
They should hire their own bloggers, that's a decent staff right there.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
homewreckers
not housewrckers
I can only imagine the scandal the first time Graham beds Jeff (Clement)
by JI on May 17, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
decent? DECENT!!?!
Why I outta harm you! Who you callin’ only decent?!
Royals vs Marlins
This game is more exciting then whatever the M’s have in store
Royals rock
Mariners suck
In all seriousness
The amount of excitement provided by a Rays game blows our Ms games out of the water. There’s no contest.
Our baserunning sucks.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Until Strasburg.
If Anti-GTE came into contact with Independent GTE, then the GTE we all know and love would cease to exist! Worlds are colliding!
Sternberg saved us.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Woo, go Padres!
If Anti-GTE came into contact with Independent GTE, then the GTE we all know and love would cease to exist! Worlds are colliding!
Let's not start this again, okay?
If Anti-GTE came into contact with Independent GTE, then the GTE we all know and love would cease to exist! Worlds are colliding!
Wrong.
If Anti-GTE came into contact with Independent GTE, then the GTE we all know and love would cease to exist! Worlds are colliding!
If House isn't a dead meme then Seinfeld isn't.
If Anti-GTE came into contact with Independent GTE, then the GTE we all know and love would cease to exist! Worlds are colliding!
I'm going to explain this
It’s like Stairway to Heaven.
I an vacuum Stairway is a great great song, but the overhype, overexposure, and the title “The Greatest Song Ever!” have turned it into a cliche.
by JI on May 17, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Besides, Goose has a Seinfeld quote
as his signature last year.
If Anti-GTE came into contact with Independent GTE, then the GTE we all know and love would cease to exist! Worlds are colliding!
*Had.
If Anti-GTE came into contact with Independent GTE, then the GTE we all know and love would cease to exist! Worlds are colliding!
quote a funny quote no one is familiar with
and it may pass
you never know
by JI on May 17, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It's been off the air for 10 years
It’s not relevant enough to make for a good meme anymore.
MST3K is the only real exception to that rule, it’s relevance will never die.
Ironically
if Seinfeld has died a quicker death it would still be alive in memedom.
by JI on May 17, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Not that the last two seasons were bad per say
But the show BIG! and less clever. It’s kinda sad that most people got to know it through it’s weakest episodes.
by JI on May 17, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
My sig is pretty straight forward
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 17, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
For shame.
If Anti-GTE came into contact with Independent GTE, then the GTE we all know and love would cease to exist! Worlds are colliding!
Ugh.
Never going back to Baker’s blog comment section again. It has become the PI Sports forum.
I tried to hang around there a few months back,
and I would seriously go to bed angry. It’s just not good for me, so I’ve given it up.
It's even worse now.
Adam got driven off so the lone voice of reason there is gone.
Now it’s a Logie/Mr. X Carousel of Incompetence.
Am I going to have to save it?
If Anti-GTE came into contact with Independent GTE, then the GTE we all know and love would cease to exist! Worlds are colliding!
My final mistake was posting Beltre's LD% and BABIP
to show that he’s been damn unlucky so far this season.
And the casual fans descended upon me like locusts…
There's a reason why 2 years colleges have standards.
by JI on May 17, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Not that I know of.
I give them money, they give me credits.
If you are functionally retarded you probably can't get in.
by JI on May 17, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
So I could graduate with honors from them
while spending the whole year with another beer in me to qualify for alcohol poisoning is what you’re saying?
On second thought
I didn’t think the metaphor all the way through.
by JI on May 17, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm in a pretty good mood too.
So I;’ll let my own stupid slide as well.
by JI on May 17, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I am going to petition to make an LL entrance exam
it will consist of two questions:
(1) What is your opinion of Adrian Beltre as a Mariner?
(2) What is your objective as an LL commenter?
I will receive each person’s answers to those questions and give the user a thumbs up or thumbs down.
It’ll never be implemented but it’s a nice fantasy.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this idea.
1) Adrian Beltre is an underrated ballplayer who puts up fantastic numbers despite the fact he plays in a ballpark that is death to right-handed batters.
2) To seek the Holy Grail.
did we throw around an essay question at some point
or was that just Graham and I?
Ooooooooo
1. He is fucking the man. He’s one of the best 3B in the AL, a master with the leather, and can’t hit low and away sliders .
2. To become closer to God (asterisk)
(asterisk)BrianL’s response was better
Go Nova
So whatever happened to EnglishMariner?
Those were the days….before the bad times came
Are you sure?
His symptoms suggested Graves disease.
Or Lupus?
If Anti-GTE came into contact with Independent GTE, then the GTE we all know and love would cease to exist! Worlds are colliding!
MLB.tv ad on the radio:
“It’s the highest quality of live baseball available on the Internet.”
I was going to go with MLB’s main competitor, but the ad swayed me.
Not if you get a job at Burger King.
Take the $20/month you spend on porn/candy and channel it into baseball.
by JI on May 17, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
It's less than a dollar a game if you only watch one team all season
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd rather live in Seattle and get every game
for the price of cable.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
I don't see how this is relevant
people who live in the same city as their favorite team aren’t the target market.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
have you watched cable TV?
if you think it’s good, you’re wrong.
Alright, I'm going to stop this conversation.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
The only thing I watch on TV
1) Mariners Baseball
2) House
3) Mythbusters
4) House
I can torrent 2-4
Sprinlke in some Office, Colebert, and Daily Show
and swap mythbusters out for UFO Hunters and you have my playlist
by JI on May 17, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I've got that package at home
but the FSN feed sucks
They pruposefully moved FSN up one channel
so people couldn’t use this loophole
by JI on May 17, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
What if you have cable to follow one
and mlbtv to follow the other
by JI on May 17, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
When you grow up and get a job,
you’ll realize that it’s kind of stupid to base your career on your favorite baseball team.
yes, but my education actually sucks in that regard.
I only have an undergrad minor.
Aren't you a developer Matthew?
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 17, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry.
Trust me, there are two or three times a year that I seriously consider quitting and moving back. But I have one of the approximately nine decent, safe jobs that exist in the newspaper industry nowadays, so I should probably stick around until I figure out how to leave newspapers.
nothing personal, like I said, I'm feeling very Graham right now.
except with less tact.
Oh yeah, I know.
I just couldn’t think of what to write in the header. It was either “Sorry” or “Ha.”
actually I'm going to attend this one live.
I will express my rage out upon those people on the field.
Get somebody to split the cost with you
And MLB.tv has the benefit of mobility and archives of our suck.
Oh I agree. I have a few beefs, but overall it's wonderful.
Especially for someone like me who lives 1,200 miles away from the Mariners.
I just found it humorous that they used “we’re better than the other live Internet baseball providers” as a selling point.
Interesting lineup
shaking things up quite a bit.
Ichiro
Beltre
Lopez
Ibanez
Johjima
Sexson
Wlad
Burke
Betencourt
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
If he could've found it in his heart, he would've made it so!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
...Beltre in the two hole?
Jesus fucking Christ on a stick.
Why the fuck is Beltre batting second?
Waste waste waste waste waste
At least it’s not Cairo though.
the the the the the the the
Way to stutter, Einstein.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Now's my chance! I'll take over LL
while they’re busy arguing!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
Whenever I see this
I think unibrow + comical mustache
by JI on May 17, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes they were
I still remember the baseball to the head incident. :-}
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 17, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
and your battles with Frozenlemonademan and DallasMariners…. the good ole days of your youth.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 17, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
ahahahahaha....
the memories.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 17, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
was that entire site drunk posted?
For example if you look at the statistics for both Randy Johnson and Roger Clemons you will see that Randy’s statristics are slightly better than Randy Johnsons.
nope
that was just the way he was….
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 17, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to argue with that guy for hours
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
yes you did
mostly over Leone those were hilarious to sit and watch.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 17, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll take better things to do for $400 Alex
the answer is:
-a Hugh Grant movie marathon.
if you just sat and watched
it was frickin hilarious…. just don’t interject yourself because there was no logic on one side.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 17, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I also remember arguing with the Angels board
that place was neat.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I think FoE currently posts as the main admin on Bleed Cubbie Blue
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
oh god
I forgot all about that stuff too…. damn I’m laughing hard.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 17, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if FoE still hates John Mayberry and Matt Stairs
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually met her at a game
along with phred, bat, susan and a couple others I can’t remember.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 17, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Ryanhealy was there
he still tells stories.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think he was there
the one time I was there…..
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 17, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Phred and Bat were identical twins or something, right?
Not literally, but they were both giant bears.
Bat was much taller
both were pretty comfortable if you know what I mean….
I only met Bat once he reminded me of a guy going thru mid life crisis….. drove a Mustang convertible.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 17, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
One of these days I'm going to post on here completely blitzed
I will not warn anyone.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The Internet hadn't even been invented yet!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Okay, I'm going to sober up a bit for this.
Will, do you think this is funny? I’m being serious here. Do you?
Because it’s not. Blanket statement asserting someone in ancient isn’t funny when that person is in their early 20s. Maybe if they were in their late 30s it would be sort of half-funny.
I usually distill this as
funny!= random comment
(did I do it right?)
by JI on May 17, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Truthfully I had no idea how old you were.
I thought you were like 35-40ish.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on May 17, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
\
It was some sort of sausage and fuck anyone who turns this into a joke
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope you at least waited until after the wedding
‘Cuz frankly, God probably wasn’t too thrilled about the whole thing already
Also fuck you that was way more than 4 beers
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
They're young and impressionable, but also poor
I don’t want them to start drinking until they can afford to not buy shitwater. That stuff put me off beer for three years. I’m only now recovering.
so teamworkonline.com
is a site that caters to jobs in the sports market. They solicit resumes from various people and most of the posted jobs are filled through that site online.
You know who doesn’t hire through them?
I've been playing MLB 08 The Show.
Vasgersian is the play-by-play. I’m ready to head out to the park and stab him.
I'm not sure how I'd respond if a girl ever said this to me
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
"eeew" and a shudder?
That’s what I’d go for.
Well if your woman doesn't grow facial hair.....
[wheels churning]
by JI on May 17, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
She's not hotter than Cameron!?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'd do some nasty things to Cameron
and then I’d demean her and her gender because she seems like the type to get all upset and I prefer when they’re angry
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Everyone in the LL House club is important
even the ones with regrettable taste in women.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Still better than nothing
And last Monday brought out quite a few House Haters (or HH’s as I like to call them).
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm hoping for an off-day open season finale thread.
It will be hilarious when our House threads do better than other sites’ game threads.
by JI on May 17, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course it'll probably be most active when the episode is over
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I've got two monitors and a TV tuner card.
I’m liveblogging this shit.
If she wasn't the hottest
they wouldn’t have had her show the most skin.
I resy my case.
by JI on May 17, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Hollywood gave Kathy Bates a topless scene
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I think today is Official No Reply Night
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I think today is Official Remember Jeff's Olden Days night
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
I completely agree
I missed the DRayBay invasion and now I have to wake up whats 2:45am my time to goto a video shoot in the morning.
Coach Owens has no bones
Of course "I ruined it". That's me, Mr. Ruiner, according to
you guys. :(
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
have more bones
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on May 17, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope it was year ago or so
I was drinking more working less
Fucking Holiday Garden inn and its shotty wireless internet
Coach Owens has no bones
I didn't think you were serious.
Anyways, I’m off.
Don’t suck gamethread.
I'll do the best I can
but DRB already took a lot out of me.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Like your mom
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on May 17, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit Krueger
If the stats don’t lie then why do you hate us so much?
Well I got to goto Wrigley today *head shake*
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on May 17, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
in fact i had to watch the Dodgers and Angels today
it felt odd rooting for Chan Ho Park
Royals rock
Mariners suck
Josh Hamilton injured his leg. Injury prone?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
I don't know, I just saw on BBTN he left the game due to an "apparent leg injury"
Oswalt hurt his groin too.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Nevermind, Hamilton's fine
this was planned. Won’t play tomorrow either. Just keeping him fresh.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd feel bad for him.
But then I remember that he screamed “You suck!” while Andrew Friedman was on TV, and said “If it were up to him I’d be in the minors.” Guy should be thankful, he was banned until Friedman got him back in.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Are Rays fans and I going to fight about this?
I sure hope not.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
About cheering for him?
He’s a good story and player, but I’m not seeing his movie or buying his book.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean this.....
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on May 17, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame Robert and Chicago
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on May 17, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Its how the mariners make me feel
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on May 17, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
It's cooling down now but it got up to the mid-90s today
Good day to have a pool.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
It was 101 today, no pool.
It’s commencement weekend, and the college shut down both pools. :(
so is it time to do the electric slide
to an accapella version of “I will survive”?
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 17, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
already happen
Falco is throwing the wining TD to the deaf TE
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on May 17, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I didn't watch the game
i saw prince Caspian instead
by JI on May 17, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I like how an offensive pic is posted before first pitch.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
You can only dream of such things happening at RaysBay
by JI on May 17, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
That's when you know the readers care.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats how I roll
your lucky I had to work during the invasion
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on May 17, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
We've lived through worse.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Outside of the 9/11 jokes I didn't hear any complaints.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Those people are dead and they'll never come back
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not arguing it. I didn't complain about it.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahaha!
I thought the 911 joke was hilarious!
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
Yeah, but you're one of us Bonds lovers. Therefore our minds are corrupted with roids.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Tyler is very smart.
But for whatever reason he decided teaching >>> writing.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Teaching PE
RJ…Teaching PE
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
You use a stopwatch on the kids during whiffle ball, don't you?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he teaches middle school...
So yeah, you’d still stare.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
He teaches kindergarten PE* you sick fuck
*hopefully
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
No Kidergaten
1st through 5th
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I've learned from the best.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't make Anne Frank jealous.
She’s put up with too much bullshit .
by JI on May 17, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Hooray!
Internet people 3000 miles away think I’m cool!
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
I've never really watched it
Until tonight. I’ve been watching a “7 deadly sins” marathon on USA for the last 3 hours. It’s a great show!
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
I like how the DRB invasion is two people.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
DRB posters are a bunch of mud farmers and sheep rapists
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
So it's just pissing into an ocean of urine then?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
The humans always taste delicious unless they don't put up a fight.
God, when someone just sits there as you eat him it’s so depressing
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Bear Grylls doesn't exist
the extent of the Man vs. Wild fraud on America knows no limits
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll get Patrick's communist ass to help.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously!
He is a commy. And he’s been posting on DRB in the last 15 minutes. No excuse for not being here.
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
I just sent him this on AIM
We’ll see if he’s a big man without his ban stick.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Once "no one cares about your fantasy team" has run it's course
you should replace it with this comment.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 17, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
DRB INVASION!!!!!
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's go to the new thread.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks
It’s good to be here on the Bounty.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on May 17, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
They'll get over it
and with more training they will welcome it
by JI on May 17, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe they're not accustomed to our level of malaise
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I think there's an adjustment period for everyone.
by JI on May 17, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I can only gamethread for so long before I give out.
I’ll probably be back tomorrow.
by JI on May 17, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Easy now.
We don’t want to put you on the DL. We’ve got no one to call up to take your spot.
FYI: Doug Creek is pretty cool.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Doug Creek was our big midseason acquisition that one year
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Something I just found out (literally)
“[G]oing to Seattle (the farthest team away) happened the week before our first child was born premature by emergency c-section”
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
R.J. and I discussed this on Friday.
I still hate Doug Creek.
by JI on May 17, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, even using proper punctuation on my name?
You people are too much.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
You smell funny.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Fat fingers?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to do it 16 times a game
when Edmonds, Rolen and Walker were on the team.
by JI on May 17, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
He doesn't use it for anything else.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't proofread when it's no offical
reminds me too much of work
by JI on May 17, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Your work involves typing?
How do you have a job?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Shoulda told them to donate to you in order to keep you away.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on May 17, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Very few people were.
I was taken aback when I first started posting here.
Can we just DH Kenji and have Clement catch
if the pitchers hate Kenji that much?
Clement can't catch
haven’t you heard?
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 17, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking about this
Victor Martinez and Josh Bard can’t catch either. Hasn’t stopped those two teams.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate when I can see the typo while the message is posting
and I can’t do anything to fix it
by JI on May 17, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
luck has nothing to do with it he is an overated known steroider who is bad at defense and cant hit in teh clutch.
Why do I read the comments on Baker’s blog?
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 17, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I always think they're going to be funny.
But they’re so bad they go zoom past the so-bad-it’s-funny stage and end come back around to just being bad.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 17, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I need to get and LCD TV.
When the sun is out it reflects off my wall and I can’t see crap. Which is normally fine, but since the Mariners are actually scoring runs tonight, it’d be nice to see.
-aaron c.
Is he intruding on your turf?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 17, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
You're one to talk
Mr. I’ll go stare at the girls if I worked K-5 PE.
Just yelling at the umpire
but Vasgersian was all over him.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 17, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
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