5/17: Open Game Thread
San Diego Padres @ Seattle Mariners
Erik Bedard
Performance: mediocre
2008 Outlook: okay; tainted by injury concerns
Cost: future
Randy Wolf
Performance: mediocre
2008 Outlook: okay; tainted by injury concerns
Cost: $4.75-8.75m
Baseball's a funny game.
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Getlemen
I have seen the promised land and it is good.
by Robert on
May 17, 2008 4:57 PM PDT
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Wolf's performance is better than Bedard's? Huh?
by vkut79 on
May 17, 2008 4:59 PM PDT
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By the way Brandon Morrow scraped 100mph last night
by Jeff on
May 17, 2008 5:02 PM PDT
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My guess:
He’s only playing well because he’s trying to match Brenden Morrow’s performance
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on
May 17, 2008 5:04 PM PDT
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I should raise tomfoolery and hijinx
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on
May 17, 2008 5:07 PM PDT
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Also, you guys should start the "Hire Paul DePodesta" campaign.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on
May 17, 2008 5:12 PM PDT
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Between him and Bonds
there’s only so many things I can hope for that will never ever happen
by JI on
May 17, 2008 5:13 PM PDT
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The Mariners would never hire someone who has a blog.
by Teej on
May 17, 2008 5:14 PM PDT
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They should hire their own bloggers, that's a decent staff right there.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on
May 17, 2008 5:15 PM PDT
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Graham would wake up with "Felix is Available" written on his forehead
by Robert on
May 17, 2008 5:27 PM PDT
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We don't need homewreckers in our front office.
by JI on
May 17, 2008 5:30 PM PDT
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Thats funny cause Bavasi causes me to break alot of stuff in my house
amirite?
by Robert on
May 17, 2008 5:42 PM PDT
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homewreckers
not housewrckers
I can only imagine the scandal the first time Graham beds Jeff (Clement)
by JI on
May 17, 2008 5:56 PM PDT
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decent? DECENT!!?!
Why I outta harm you! Who you callin’ only decent?!
by Matthew on
May 17, 2008 5:55 PM PDT
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Royals vs Marlins
This game is more exciting then whatever the M’s have in store
Royals rock
Mariners suck
by mariners11 on
May 17, 2008 5:22 PM PDT
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In all seriousness
The amount of excitement provided by a Rays game blows our Ms games out of the water. There’s no contest.
by BrianL on
May 17, 2008 5:31 PM PDT
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Our baserunning sucks.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on
May 17, 2008 5:34 PM PDT
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Until Strasburg.
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by Coach Owens on
May 17, 2008 5:36 PM PDT
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Sternberg saved us.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on
May 17, 2008 5:42 PM PDT
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Woo, go Padres!
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by Coach Owens on
May 17, 2008 5:34 PM PDT
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You need to pay somebody to write your sigs for you
by Robert on
May 17, 2008 5:35 PM PDT
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Let's not start this again, okay?
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by Coach Owens on
May 17, 2008 5:37 PM PDT
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As much as I like Seinfeld
it’s a dead meme
by JI on
May 17, 2008 5:52 PM PDT
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Wrong.
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by Coach Owens on
May 17, 2008 5:53 PM PDT
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If House isn't a dead meme then Seinfeld isn't.
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by Coach Owens on
May 17, 2008 5:55 PM PDT
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I'm going to explain this
It’s like Stairway to Heaven.
I an vacuum Stairway is a great great song, but the overhype, overexposure, and the title “The Greatest Song Ever!” have turned it into a cliche.
by JI on
May 17, 2008 5:57 PM PDT
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Besides, Goose has a Seinfeld quote
as his signature last year.
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by Coach Owens on
May 17, 2008 5:58 PM PDT
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*Had.
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by Coach Owens on
May 17, 2008 5:58 PM PDT
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quote a funny quote no one is familiar with
and it may pass
you never know
by JI on
May 17, 2008 5:59 PM PDT
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It's been off the air for 10 years
It’s not relevant enough to make for a good meme anymore.
MST3K is the only real exception to that rule, it’s relevance will never die.
by OlSalty on
May 17, 2008 5:56 PM PDT
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Ironically
if Seinfeld has died a quicker death it would still be alive in memedom.
by JI on
May 17, 2008 5:58 PM PDT
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This is probably true with many shows.
by BrianL on
May 17, 2008 5:59 PM PDT
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Not that the last two seasons were bad per say
But the show BIG! and less clever. It’s kinda sad that most people got to know it through it’s weakest episodes.
by JI on
May 17, 2008 6:00 PM PDT
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if done right
Seinfeld can still be funny.
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on
May 17, 2008 6:03 PM PDT
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My sig is pretty straight forward
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on
May 17, 2008 6:41 PM PDT
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For shame.
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by Coach Owens on
May 17, 2008 5:47 PM PDT
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Ugh.
Never going back to Baker’s blog comment section again. It has become the PI Sports forum.
by BrianL on
May 17, 2008 5:42 PM PDT
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I tried to hang around there a few months back,
and I would seriously go to bed angry. It’s just not good for me, so I’ve given it up.
by Teej on
May 17, 2008 5:52 PM PDT
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It's even worse now.
Adam got driven off so the lone voice of reason there is gone.
Now it’s a Logie/Mr. X Carousel of Incompetence.
by BrianL on
May 17, 2008 5:55 PM PDT
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Am I going to have to save it?
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by Coach Owens on
May 17, 2008 5:56 PM PDT
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Haha!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on
May 17, 2008 6:09 PM PDT
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Man, that sucks.
Adam was doing God’s work over there. I don’t know how he did it.
by Teej on
May 17, 2008 5:57 PM PDT
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My final mistake was posting Beltre's LD% and BABIP
to show that he’s been damn unlucky so far this season.
And the casual fans descended upon me like locusts…
by BrianL on
May 17, 2008 5:59 PM PDT
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There's a reason why 2 years colleges have standards.
by JI on
May 17, 2008 6:00 PM PDT
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Not that I know of.
I give them money, they give me credits.
by BrianL on
May 17, 2008 6:02 PM PDT
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If you are functionally retarded you probably can't get in.
by JI on
May 17, 2008 6:04 PM PDT
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So I could graduate with honors from them
while spending the whole year with another beer in me to qualify for alcohol poisoning is what you’re saying?
by Matthew on
May 17, 2008 6:07 PM PDT
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On second thought
I didn’t think the metaphor all the way through.
by JI on
May 17, 2008 6:08 PM PDT
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On third thought, I'm in a punchy mood so I wouldn't assume the fault is on your end.
by Matthew on
May 17, 2008 6:11 PM PDT
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I'm in a pretty good mood too.
So I;’ll let my own stupid slide as well.
by JI on
May 17, 2008 6:13 PM PDT
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I am going to petition to make an LL entrance exam
it will consist of two questions:
(1) What is your opinion of Adrian Beltre as a Mariner?
(2) What is your objective as an LL commenter?
I will receive each person’s answers to those questions and give the user a thumbs up or thumbs down.
It’ll never be implemented but it’s a nice fantasy.
by Jeff on
May 17, 2008 6:14 PM PDT
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I like this idea.
1) Adrian Beltre is an underrated ballplayer who puts up fantastic numbers despite the fact he plays in a ballpark that is death to right-handed batters.
2) To seek the Holy Grail.
by BrianL on
May 17, 2008 6:17 PM PDT
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did we throw around an essay question at some point
or was that just Graham and I?
by Matthew on
May 17, 2008 6:17 PM PDT
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Ooooooooo
1. He is fucking the man. He’s one of the best 3B in the AL, a master with the leather, and can’t hit low and away sliders .
2. To become closer to God (asterisk)
(asterisk)BrianL’s response was better
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on
May 17, 2008 6:21 PM PDT
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Yeah I just tried to defend him using PrOPS
This will not end well
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on
May 17, 2008 6:18 PM PDT
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So whatever happened to EnglishMariner?
Those were the days….before the bad times came
by OlSalty on
May 17, 2008 5:44 PM PDT
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Are you sure?
His symptoms suggested Graves disease.
by BrianL on
May 17, 2008 5:46 PM PDT
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Or Lupus?
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by Coach Owens on
May 17, 2008 5:47 PM PDT
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I don't think Tourettes covers the horrible boils.
by BrianL on
May 17, 2008 5:48 PM PDT
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I make one good post a year
So enjoy it!
by Garces on
May 17, 2008 6:23 PM PDT
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MLB.tv ad on the radio:
“It’s the highest quality of live baseball available on the Internet.”
I was going to go with MLB’s main competitor, but the ad swayed me.
by Teej on
May 17, 2008 6:09 PM PDT
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in all fairness
it’s a pretty good product
by JI on
May 17, 2008 6:09 PM PDT
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That costs a whole lot of money.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on
May 17, 2008 6:10 PM PDT
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Not if you get a job at Burger King.
Take the $20/month you spend on porn/candy and channel it into baseball.
by JI on
May 17, 2008 6:12 PM PDT
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It's less than a dollar a game if you only watch one team all season
by Jeff on
May 17, 2008 6:13 PM PDT
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I'd rather live in Seattle and get every game
for the price of cable.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on
May 17, 2008 6:14 PM PDT
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I don't see how this is relevant
people who live in the same city as their favorite team aren’t the target market.
by Jeff on
May 17, 2008 6:15 PM PDT
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also cable is more expensive than MLB.tv
by Matthew on
May 17, 2008 6:16 PM PDT
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and a TV is more expensive than a computer
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on
May 17, 2008 6:17 PM PDT
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But you get so much more too.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on
May 17, 2008 6:17 PM PDT
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have you watched cable TV?
if you think it’s good, you’re wrong.
by Matthew on
May 17, 2008 6:18 PM PDT
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Alright, I'm going to stop this conversation.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on
May 17, 2008 6:21 PM PDT
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that "too" is redundant
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on
May 17, 2008 6:18 PM PDT
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The only thing I watch on TV
1) Mariners Baseball
2) House
3) Mythbusters
4) House
I can torrent 2-4
by BrianL on
May 17, 2008 6:18 PM PDT
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are those Krueger's keys to winning?
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on
May 17, 2008 6:19 PM PDT
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Sprinlke in some Office, Colebert, and Daily Show
and swap mythbusters out for UFO Hunters and you have my playlist
by JI on
May 17, 2008 6:22 PM PDT
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Comcast has a 12 dollar a month package that gets FSN
by Robert on
May 17, 2008 6:26 PM PDT
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I've got that package at home
but the FSN feed sucks
by BrianL on
May 17, 2008 6:27 PM PDT
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They pruposefully moved FSN up one channel
so people couldn’t use this loophole
by JI on
May 17, 2008 6:29 PM PDT
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What if you have cable to follow one
and mlbtv to follow the other
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May 17, 2008 6:17 PM PDT
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When you grow up and get a job,
you’ll realize that it’s kind of stupid to base your career on your favorite baseball team.
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May 17, 2008 6:16 PM PDT
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we're hiring a Greek historian next fall. interested?
by chinn on
May 17, 2008 6:19 PM PDT
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yes, but my education actually sucks in that regard.
I only have an undergrad minor.
by Matthew on
May 17, 2008 6:20 PM PDT
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Aren't you a developer Matthew?
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on
May 17, 2008 6:44 PM PDT
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Sorry.
Trust me, there are two or three times a year that I seriously consider quitting and moving back. But I have one of the approximately nine decent, safe jobs that exist in the newspaper industry nowadays, so I should probably stick around until I figure out how to leave newspapers.
by Teej on
May 17, 2008 6:20 PM PDT
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nothing personal, like I said, I'm feeling very Graham right now.
except with less tact.
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May 17, 2008 6:22 PM PDT
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Oh yeah, I know.
I just couldn’t think of what to write in the header. It was either “Sorry” or “Ha.”
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May 17, 2008 6:23 PM PDT
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If you need to sit for this game
We can call up Phredmojo to play 3B for a night.
by Garces on
May 17, 2008 6:26 PM PDT
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actually I'm going to attend this one live.
I will express my rage out upon those people on the field.
by Matthew on
May 17, 2008 6:27 PM PDT
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Get somebody to split the cost with you
And MLB.tv has the benefit of mobility and archives of our suck.
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May 17, 2008 6:25 PM PDT
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Oh I agree. I have a few beefs, but overall it's wonderful.
Especially for someone like me who lives 1,200 miles away from the Mariners.
I just found it humorous that they used “we’re better than the other live Internet baseball providers” as a selling point.
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May 17, 2008 6:14 PM PDT
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Interesting lineup
shaking things up quite a bit.
Ichiro
Beltre
Lopez
Ibanez
Johjima
Sexson
Wlad
Burke
Betencourt
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on
May 17, 2008 6:20 PM PDT
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did Picard ever do anything on the show except express exasperation?
by Matthew on
May 17, 2008 6:22 PM PDT
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If he could've found it in his heart, he would've made it so!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on
May 17, 2008 6:26 PM PDT
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...Beltre in the two hole?
Jesus fucking Christ on a stick.
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May 17, 2008 6:22 PM PDT
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This season makes us all feel like we've been "stuck in the 2-hole"
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May 17, 2008 6:23 PM PDT
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Unless you like that sort of thing in which case this season makes you feel like you're stuck in the vagina
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May 17, 2008 6:25 PM PDT
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Why the fuck is Beltre batting second?
Waste waste waste waste waste
At least it’s not Cairo though.
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May 17, 2008 6:23 PM PDT
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I'm ok with the lineup
it’s not like we’re gonna fall out of last place.
FREE JEREMY REED!!
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May 17, 2008 6:25 PM PDT
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the sesame seeds are a welcome distraction the the secret suck sauce.
by Matthew on
May 17, 2008 6:28 PM PDT
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the the the the the the the
Way to stutter, Einstein.
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May 17, 2008 6:28 PM PDT
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at least I don't blackout after 4 beers.
by Matthew on
May 17, 2008 6:30 PM PDT
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Did you two get married in SF last week?
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May 17, 2008 6:30 PM PDT
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I'm shocked it took somebody this long to make this joke
by Robert on
May 17, 2008 6:31 PM PDT
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I made several sex / porno jokes.
If that helps.
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May 17, 2008 6:32 PM PDT
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Jeff's cheating on Ben?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
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May 17, 2008 6:31 PM PDT
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Now's my chance! I'll take over LL
while they’re busy arguing!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
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May 17, 2008 6:33 PM PDT
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He's not here!
Muhahahaha!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on
May 17, 2008 6:35 PM PDT
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I am so glad my shitty teenage years weren't captured online
by Matthew on
May 17, 2008 6:35 PM PDT
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Whenever I see this
I think unibrow + comical mustache
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May 17, 2008 6:36 PM PDT
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Yes they were
I still remember the baseball to the head incident. :-}
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May 17, 2008 6:37 PM PDT
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yeah
and your battles with Frozenlemonademan and DallasMariners…. the good ole days of your youth.
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by MfaninAlaska on
May 17, 2008 6:38 PM PDT
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ahahahahaha....
the memories.
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May 17, 2008 6:41 PM PDT
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was that entire site drunk posted?
For example if you look at the statistics for both Randy Johnson and Roger Clemons you will see that Randy’s statristics are slightly better than Randy Johnsons.
by Matthew on
May 17, 2008 6:42 PM PDT
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nope
that was just the way he was….
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May 17, 2008 6:43 PM PDT
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yes you did
mostly over Leone those were hilarious to sit and watch.
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by MfaninAlaska on
May 17, 2008 6:44 PM PDT
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I'll take better things to do for $400 Alex
the answer is:
-a Hugh Grant movie marathon.
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if you just sat and watched
it was frickin hilarious…. just don’t interject yourself because there was no logic on one side.
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May 17, 2008 6:45 PM PDT
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I also remember arguing with the Angels board
that place was neat.
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I put a lot of work into
finding out Phred’s real name.
Fail.
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May 17, 2008 6:49 PM PDT
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FLM
Hilarious.
I still have a bit of a crush on FoE.
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May 17, 2008 6:42 PM PDT
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I think FoE currently posts as the main admin on Bleed Cubbie Blue
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oh god
I forgot all about that stuff too…. damn I’m laughing hard.
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I wonder if FoE still hates John Mayberry and Matt Stairs
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I actually met her at a game
along with phred, bat, susan and a couple others I can’t remember.
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Ryanhealy was there
he still tells stories.
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I don't think he was there
the one time I was there…..
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May 17, 2008 6:48 PM PDT
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Oh, so they had more than one meet-up then
special
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May 17, 2008 6:54 PM PDT
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Phred and Bat were identical twins or something, right?
Not literally, but they were both giant bears.
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May 17, 2008 6:49 PM PDT
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Bat was much taller
both were pretty comfortable if you know what I mean….
I only met Bat once he reminded me of a guy going thru mid life crisis….. drove a Mustang convertible.
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One of these days I'm going to post on here completely blitzed
I will not warn anyone.
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May 17, 2008 6:44 PM PDT
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Goody...
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
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May 17, 2008 6:46 PM PDT
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I've seen some of your literature
Don’t be modest.
by Robert on
May 17, 2008 6:44 PM PDT
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The Internet hadn't even been invented yet!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on
May 17, 2008 6:36 PM PDT
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Okay, I'm going to sober up a bit for this.
Will, do you think this is funny? I’m being serious here. Do you?
Because it’s not. Blanket statement asserting someone in ancient isn’t funny when that person is in their early 20s. Maybe if they were in their late 30s it would be sort of half-funny.
by Matthew on
May 17, 2008 6:38 PM PDT
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I usually distill this as
funny!= random comment
(did I do it right?)
by JI on
May 17, 2008 6:39 PM PDT
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Truthfully I had no idea how old you were.
I thought you were like 35-40ish.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on
May 17, 2008 6:39 PM PDT
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It was some sort of sausage and fuck anyone who turns this into a joke
by Jeff on
May 17, 2008 6:35 PM PDT
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If our offense doesn't have to try
Neith
by Garces on
May 17, 2008 6:37 PM PDT
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I hope you at least waited until after the wedding
‘Cuz frankly, God probably wasn’t too thrilled about the whole thing already
by OlSalty on
May 17, 2008 6:39 PM PDT
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Also fuck you that was way more than 4 beers
by Jeff on
May 17, 2008 6:41 PM PDT
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I was trying to hide our lushness from the children.
by Matthew on
May 17, 2008 6:42 PM PDT
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They're young and impressionable, but also poor
I don’t want them to start drinking until they can afford to not buy shitwater. That stuff put me off beer for three years. I’m only now recovering.
by Matthew on
May 17, 2008 6:49 PM PDT
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to the^
christ, your typos are contagious
by Matthew on
May 17, 2008 6:29 PM PDT
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I love that this one little typo led to a fantastic discussion
of pretty much everything.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on
May 17, 2008 7:29 PM PDT
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so teamworkonline.com
is a site that caters to jobs in the sports market. They solicit resumes from various people and most of the posted jobs are filled through that site online.
You know who doesn’t hire through them?
by Matthew on
May 17, 2008 6:25 PM PDT
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I get sweet sweet Vasgersian tonight
suck it losers
by Jeff on
May 17, 2008 6:28 PM PDT
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I've been playing MLB 08 The Show.
Vasgersian is the play-by-play. I’m ready to head out to the park and stab him.
by BrianL on
May 17, 2008 6:29 PM PDT
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Hey, I'm not a loser!
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm llllllovin' every minute of it!"
by Coach Owens on
May 17, 2008 6:29 PM PDT
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I am not shaving until the Mariners win.
Let it be known.
by Garces on
May 17, 2008 6:33 PM PDT
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I'm not sure how I'd respond if a girl ever said this to me
by Jeff on
May 17, 2008 6:38 PM PDT
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"eeew" and a shudder?
That’s what I’d go for.
by Matthew on
May 17, 2008 6:39 PM PDT
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the facial hair would be third on my list of concerns
by Matthew on
May 17, 2008 6:46 PM PDT
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As well as I, but I just feel there would be more pressing concerns...
by Matthew on
May 17, 2008 6:48 PM PDT
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Well if your woman doesn't grow facial hair.....
[wheels churning]
by JI on
May 17, 2008 6:49 PM PDT
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She's not hotter than Cameron!?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by BrianL on
May 17, 2008 6:57 PM PDT
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I'd do some nasty things to Cameron
and then I’d demean her and her gender because she seems like the type to get all upset and I prefer when they’re angry
by Jeff on
May 17, 2008 6:58 PM PDT
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Everyone in the LL House club is important
even the ones with regrettable taste in women.
by Jeff on
May 17, 2008 7:02 PM PDT
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That Cuddy thing is hurting his House%
DFA?
by BrianL on
May 17, 2008 7:03 PM PDT
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Still better than nothing
And last Monday brought out quite a few House Haters (or HH’s as I like to call them).
by Jeff on
May 17, 2008 7:04 PM PDT
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I'm hoping for an off-day open season finale thread.
It will be hilarious when our House threads do better than other sites’ game threads.
by JI on
May 17, 2008 7:05 PM PDT
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Of course it'll probably be most active when the episode is over
by Jeff on
May 17, 2008 7:07 PM PDT
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I've got two monitors and a TV tuner card.
I’m liveblogging this shit.
by BrianL on
May 17, 2008 7:07 PM PDT
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If she wasn't the hottest
they wouldn’t have had her show the most skin.
I resy my case.
by JI on
May 17, 2008 7:04 PM PDT
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Hollywood gave Kathy Bates a topless scene
by Jeff on
May 17, 2008 7:05 PM PDT
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