5/16: Open Super Intense Game Thread
by Jeff on May 16, 2008 4:18 PM PDT
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San Diego Padres at Seattle Mariners, May 16, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
So Miguel, how do you feel about the upcoming series?
But Strasburg!
All right then.
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If I mat be so bold as to make a prediction:
Just photoshop in the correct date.
by JI on May 16, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that a yawn or a ferocious beluga scream of rage?
by Matthew on May 16, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whatever it is Felix looks less than afraid
by Jeff on May 16, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix fears nothing.
He should learn to fear his fastball.
by Matthew on May 16, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm
Felix: “Hey Tits, turn your head and cough!”
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on May 16, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Shawn Chacon vs. Sidney Ponson starting shortly
Major ugly potential
by Alex B on May 16, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that Moyer?
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 16, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno they are left handed
and have moyers name and number on their jersey
and have moyers face
by Jordan of Boise on May 16, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They stole them from Moyer?
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 16, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's OK then.
The kitten can’t get hurt.
by Faux on May 16, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's an impressive jaw hinge.
I had no idea Tits was the buy from the toothbrush ads.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 16, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are we ready to consign the "Hated Padres" meme to the dustbin?
by chinn on May 16, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's a SPACE STATION!
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 16, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MLB says they are our natural rivals, so it must be true...
Right?
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on May 16, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jayson Werth has 2 HR and 7 RBI in 2 PA so far tonight.
Nice run support for Moyer.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 16, 2008 4:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I won't be home for this one, but you know what I *will* be home for?
DRaysBay invasion, tomorrow morning, 10am. Be there.
by Jeff on May 16, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
at 10 AM I'll be in roughly Almira WA
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 16, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I keep my drives on a to the minute schedule
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 16, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would mock you but I do the same thing
by Robert on May 16, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm like an autistic kid when it comes to planning drives
I know beforehand exact where, when, and how long my stops will be. I use SRWeb to get speed limit information so I know exactly how fast I will be going, I adjust for traffic based on time and presence of passing lanes, and I annotate exactly where the signs are that I will be taking pictures of so I don’t miss one
I spend more time preparing for a drive then I do driving
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 16, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woah, I forgot about your Washington Highways thing.
by qrsouther on May 16, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why else would I be in Almira on my way from Tacoma to McCall ID
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 16, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just thought you were roadtrippin...
Then you said “signs” and it all made sense.
by qrsouther on May 16, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nevermind you win(?)
It’s like if “A Beautiful Mind” took place at a DOT.
by Robert on May 16, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
exactly
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 16, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At 10 AM I'll be kicking field goals at my local high school.
Because that’s how I roll. I hit a 40 yarder in like January. I’d practiced for about 3 weeks at the time.
by qrsouther on May 16, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh noes! Jeff has turned to the Dark Side of the
Blogosphere!
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ew. Fat Felix.
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lineup
Ichiro, CF
Jose Lopez, 2B
Adrian Beltre, 3B
Raul Ibanez, LF
Richie Sexson, 1B
Jeff Clement, DH
Kenji Johjima, C
Wladimir Balentein, RF
Yuniesky Betancourt, SS
by ThundaPC on May 16, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For the first time in a while,
I don’t want to barf.
by Teej on May 16, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we're, for the first time, actually happy to see Richie in
the lineup. Although it’s only because it means no more Cairo.
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah Memorial Cup Hockey
Kitchener Rangers V Gatineau Olympiques square off in the finals of the QMJHL (Quebec Major Junior Hockey League). Glaude Giroux of Gatineau has scored 51 points in in 19 playoff games – Yikes! Sadly, he’s the property of the Flyers.
Your favorite meme is dead
by Edanger6 on May 16, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh it's on the Teevee!
NHL Channel – 215 on DTV
Your favorite meme is dead
by Edanger6 on May 16, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, Baseball Report is dissing on us HARDCORE.
“The Rangers’ hitting has saved Ron Washington’s job!”
”...mmm it helps when they play the Mariners.”
Strike. These. Mutherfuckers. Out.
by qrsouther on May 16, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it's still dissing
Just unexpected from an FSN broadcast…
by qrsouther on May 16, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forget
Do pitchers hit in AL parks, or is that only in the Series?
by Smegmalicious on May 16, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If we get rid of the DH since we're the home team, they do!
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How is Hamilton defensively?
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm guessing he's average or slightly below
but his bat makes up for it.
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 16, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was referring to the game the other day.
by qrsouther on May 16, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope. I was just asking.
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morrow: "Will Arthur Rhodes ever retire?"
Putz bobblehead: (Shakes head)
by ThundaPC on May 16, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't you diss on Arthur Rhodes!
He had the biggest contribution in Wednesday’s win!
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He also had the biggest negitive contribution in my life.
by Robert on May 16, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was 7 and 8 years ago!
Get over it! He wasn’t the only one to suck during the playoff series!
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
John Fucking Halama pitched the one fucking decent game of his life
and Rhodes blew it.
I’m never forgiving him for that.
by BrianL on May 16, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lets play "Whose line is this?"
2001 ALCS
Games 5
AB 19
Runs 2
Hits 4
Doubles 0
Triples 0
HR 1
RBI 3
BB 2
K 4
AVG .211
OBP .286
SLG .368
SB 0
by Robert on May 16, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
John Olerud sucks
.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on May 16, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah? Who's this?
2001 ALCS
Games 5
AB 20
Runs 1
Hits 3
Doubles 1
Triples 0
HR 0
RBI 0
BB 1
K 6
AVG .150
OBP .190
SLG .200
SB 0
Who was that?
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yet if you mention Edgar to Yankee fans they still flip out
And Brett Boone was awesome and my favorite player only faced 3 batters the entire series.
by Robert on May 16, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 16, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that was suppose to reply to Robert but my fingers had a mind of their own.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 16, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cut them and the rest of your hand off with a chainsaw!
Then replace it with said chainsaw!
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't even get an Evil Dead reference?
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's exactly why I posted the image.
by BrianL on May 16, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because you don't like the Evil Dead series
or something?
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of my personal favorites
OH look! Hey! Alternate Unis!
by qrsouther on May 16, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THERE ALL THE SAME DAMN LOOK
I feel like I’m wearing crazy pants here
by Robert on May 16, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keys to the Game
- Go back to the NBA
- We love Interleague
- He’s Dick Tracy
by ThundaPC on May 16, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are these really the keys to the game
or just a product from our Krueger Keys Generator?
by BrianL on May 16, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God it's fucking hot.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 16, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Generally that's what happens in May.
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, 95 here too.
91 right now, but it was 95 earlier.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 16, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only 83 here.
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh, every one?
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just looked up the temperature in Seattle
on a website. So, yeah.
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do you want to know?
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember that Grady Sizemore thing I mentioned two nights ago?
by qrsouther on May 16, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I choose not to remember every single
comment on GTs.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think you should be the one
talking about shame here.
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your screen name is "Butthol".
If that’s not the most shameful thing ever, then I don’t know what is.
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Krueger this year NL>AL
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 16, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey look a baseball game.
And a leadoff triple.
by BrianL on May 16, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And the Mariners strike first in the World Series of suck!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 16, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lead-off triple.
Let the slugfest begin.
by ThundaPC on May 16, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't Giles in the Mitchell report?
by lyleleander on May 16, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit Joh
Let that ball get to the backstop you cunt.
by BrianL on May 16, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha Padres, you can NEVER outsuck us!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 16, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Johjima hurts the team by calling for suck pitches.
Favor the Bold
by IcebreakerX on May 16, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Johjima hurts helps the team by calling for suck pitches.
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is anyone at the game wearing a paper bag over their head?
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 16, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So whats the first thing you guys are going to do when we get to winnerland tomorrow?
by Robert on May 16, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
But I call the top bunk!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 16, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit Yuni
You’re not supposed to get that.
by BrianL on May 16, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So Vidro is out with back pains again
What’s the differential diagnosis, team?
by BrianL on May 16, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lupus!
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Double play in order here"
TOO FUCKIN OPTIMISTIC DAVE.
by qrsouther on May 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You swear a lot for an eight year old.
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, that's right, you're seven.
My bad. Sorry.
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joking.
14 or 15?
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
Point is, you’ve replaced me as youngest super-active member of LL!
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't have to embrace me and stuff
I wasn’t butthurt or anything, really. It’s all good.
by qrsouther on May 16, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice, hit batter.
This game is awesome.
by AtomicGarden on May 16, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dave is one of us now.
Someone needs to deliver a bottle of whiskey to the broadcast booth for him.
by BrianL on May 16, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Time for this big fucker to come in and walk the world!"
by Teej on May 16, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still want a broadcast team that consists
of Dave, Jay Buhner, and booze.
by BrianL on May 16, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That doesn't sound like a fun thing you beat you to.
I’d prefer to curbstomp to a selection of Offspring tracks.
by Jordan of Boise on May 16, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*Knuckleballs are fun to watch when they get tattooed.
by qrsouther on May 16, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Life imitates the Dugout.
I miss that place, I didn’t want it to die like that.
by Faux on May 16, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, I don't mind because I'm 100% advocating tanking for Strasburg
But does anyone on the team know that Batista sucks?
by Jordan of Boise on May 16, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"For crying out loud"
Yes
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 16, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"WELL FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD BATISTA IS ALL OVER THE PLACE"
Much better Dave.
by qrsouther on May 16, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The best part about going to Batista Day
is that the beer stands in the stadium stay open later than the bars do.
by Robert on May 16, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KA is the only one who's allowed to make plays.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
needs more mound charging
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 16, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Something tells me this wont be a legendary gamethread
by Robert on May 16, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not if I can have my inaugural meltdown.
by qrsouther on May 16, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just warning you.
If it’s not epic there will be hell to pay.
by BrianL on May 16, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And if you don't pay up,
Satan will summon Zombie Babe Ruth to eat your brains!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeez. You love criticizing my every comment,
don’t you? You just skim them and post these pictures. Let’s settle this once and for all.
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe if you focused on other things
and not criticizing me.
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 16, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See, this is exactly what I'm talking about.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that you? You're finally showing us what
you look like?
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's your mom!
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm out of facepalm jpegs.
You get the idea by now.
by BrianL on May 16, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Let’s settle this once and for all."
be more hardcore.
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 16, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then Jeff would kill me.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it won't be inaugural if you've had one before.
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've never had a "meltdown" in your life?
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So maybe we should be a bit clearer, huh?
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you were the sovereign of the meltdown domain
And that it was understood. For shame.
by qrsouther on May 16, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The other LLers consider them "meltdowns". I don't.
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I fall sideways through stairs, thank you.
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SPELLING ERROR!
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, it was spelled correctly?
I thought there was just “Pwn” and “Pwned”?
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, either you say "Owned" like a n00b,
Or you say “pwnt” and enter the internet.
by qrsouther on May 16, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Considering it's completely made up and the point is to misspell it,
I don’t think there’s a real set of rules.
by Teej on May 16, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"The wind really carried that baby!" "We're in a dome,
an enclosed enviroment, there is no wind.”
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Third one. Which was horrible but hilarious.
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Figures. The one I didn't bother watching.
First one was the only very funny one. Rube in the second one, he was the man.
by qrsouther on May 16, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So do I watch this game
or watch my pirated copy of Vexille?
by BrianL on May 16, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Will you shut up about the Lookout Landing After Dark thread we're holding next week?
by BrianL on May 16, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NEXT WEEK??
I THOUGHT I MISSED IT. YES!!
by qrsouther on May 16, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aren't you too young?
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're five years old!
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mariners are sailors, they don't have beaks.
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by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugggghhh
this game is so boring.. do something. put Baek in.
by AtomicGarden on May 16, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dave is just about ready to flip out.
Batista needs to walk the bases loaded and then give up a slam.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 16, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yawn
The Mariners are a good reason why i believe Karma dosent exist.
Mariners= humanitarian team but get terrible luck
by mariners11 on May 16, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh well
I figured we’d lose this one. Chris Young is a stud, and Miguel Batista writes poetry so….
by marinator on May 16, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Off topic
What’s with all of the home teams winning in the NBA playoffs? I know you’re supposed to win at home, but 22 of 23? WTF
by marinator on May 16, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Think Young could go Erik Bedard on this game?
Am I a heretic for suggesting such optimism?
by qrsouther on May 16, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You'd prefer Cairo to Richie?
What the hell man.
by OlSalty on May 16, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see little difference
Sexson is done
by marinator on May 16, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oranges and apples! Oranges and Apples!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude....no
Even a done Sexson is better than Cairo. Richie is bad, Cairo is AWFUL.
by OlSalty on May 16, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sexson will finish with an OPS of under .700 I would be willing to bet
and his defense is terrible.
I would have to imagine the Mariners would wind up putting someone else at 1B if Sexson were to be gone for the season somehow.
by marinator on May 16, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SB Ibanez!!
Don’t pull a hammy… or do, whatever
by marinator on May 16, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A three-toed sloth could steal on Chris Young.
by Teej on May 16, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KENJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
It’s about friggin time bud.
by OlSalty on May 16, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So hey Kenji's back.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 16, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kenji
The story of his demise has been greatly exaggerated
by marinator on May 16, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep, his first homer was an opposite field homer.
Since then, it’s been all pull.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
1998 Expansion Teams Reign Supreme!
by Goose on May 16, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trade him now while he's hot!
I like the guy, but I like throwing all our eggs in an unproven basket with giving Clement the full time duties.
by AtomicGarden on May 16, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Trade him to the Yankees!
Seriously!
by marinator on May 16, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately, guys who just signed 3 year contracts a month ago don't get traded
God we are dumb.
by OlSalty on May 16, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think SF would give us Lincecum for Kenji?
I think there’s an outside chance.
by BrianL on May 16, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WLAD!
See… things to be excited about! Wlad warming up! Laying off bad pitches!
by AtomicGarden on May 16, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does Wlad hit anything other than XBH?
by marinator on May 16, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Bad neighbor, bad!"
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, judging by the quotations, someone has actually said this before
Who? Where? What?
by OlSalty on May 16, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"WHO WHAT WHERE WHEN WHY AND SOMETIMES HOW!?"
If anyone gets this reference I will be shocked.
by BrianL on May 16, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's from Seinfeld.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 16, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that settles that
Sounds perfect for Me, Myself, and Irene though. Where he takes that dump on his lawn.
by qrsouther on May 16, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yuni looks 20 pounds lighter with high socks.
by PShwa on May 16, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's that you say?
The Padres suck too?
by ThundaPC on May 16, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Still don't like the high socks
That was one of the attractive aspects of Yuni, the baggy pants.
by qrsouther on May 16, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
do we face Peavy this time?
The Mariners are a good reason why i believe Karma dosent exist.
Mariners= humanitarian team but get terrible luck
by mariners11 on May 16, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs