5/13: Open Game Thread
Seattle Mariners @ Texas Rangers
Kason Gabbard sucks, we suck more, and Felix has been kind of annoying lately, so this one's set up to be right proper stupid.
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I think WFB should charge the 2nd baseman.
Just to be different.
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on
May 13, 2008 3:58 PM PDT
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That'd be cool
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on
May 13, 2008 4:02 PM PDT
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Interesting
I think Willie should charge his own clubhouse. Every day.
by Gomez on
May 13, 2008 4:49 PM PDT
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Lack of run support makes Felix and emotional boy?
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on
May 13, 2008 3:58 PM PDT
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I'd prefer lollipops
But maybe thats only because I like the rain.
by Robert on
May 13, 2008 4:12 PM PDT
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He has averagish speed.
Everyone knows you need speed in the 2 hole right?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on
May 13, 2008 4:12 PM PDT
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How is Cairro formed?
How Miguel get Firest Base?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 13, 2008 4:38 PM PDT
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wr9iong
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on
May 13, 2008 4:39 PM PDT
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He can play baseball all he wants.
I just wish our FO wouldn’t let him do it here.
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on
May 13, 2008 4:24 PM PDT
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Suicide, cutting wrists, and xanax
Everything sucks like shit now that
we are Ms fans
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 13, 2008 4:15 PM PDT 0 recs
At least we have the second greatest hitter of all time, Jose Lopez on our team, right?
by seattlebruin on
May 13, 2008 4:16 PM PDT
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I really need to get a name change now that you're in the picture
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
May 13, 2008 4:17 PM PDT
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Or I can change my name
to Second to Last Fan of Jose Lopez
by seattlebruin on
May 13, 2008 4:18 PM PDT
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I can't wait for the Antepenultimate Fan of Jose Lopez
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by Llewdor on
May 13, 2008 4:39 PM PDT
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We'll work backwards all the way to First Fan of Jose Lopez
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
May 13, 2008 4:40 PM PDT
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At some point we'd have to be able to enumerate them, though.
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by Llewdor on
May 13, 2008 4:41 PM PDT
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Lets not forget here.
There is two of Lopez fans.
HOFer!!!
by Slica on
May 13, 2008 6:18 PM PDT
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It Sucks Being Right
Regression is a huge bitch
Sabermetrics Sad
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by Librocrat on
May 13, 2008 4:40 PM PDT
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Those Hardball made easy videos
are hilarious. Ron Stilanovich > all.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on May 13, 2008 4:22 PM PDT 0 recs
The one with Matt Kemp is my favorite.
GARY TUSH!
RATFLAT!
And then he starts chewing the kid out after he runs away. Hilarious.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on
May 13, 2008 4:27 PM PDT
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I gotta admit
I love the one on scrappyness. I did the whole squat so that my strike zone is non existent when I was in 7th grade.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on
May 13, 2008 4:35 PM PDT
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Speaking of sucking, I hate it when my TV decides it's too cool
to sync the mouths with the words
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 13, 2008 4:25 PM PDT 0 recs
Lopez 2008
157 AB: 3 BB, 9 SO
Putting the ball in play. His OBP is lower than his AVG.
by vkut79 on May 13, 2008 4:34 PM PDT 0 recs
Primarily due to his incredible bat control
and fantastic plate discipline :)
by seattlebruin on
May 13, 2008 4:37 PM PDT
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Yes, is factor is amazing.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on
May 13, 2008 5:16 PM PDT
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So... My neighbor is listening to Third Eye Blind loud enough I can hear it.
I have 200 dollars of work still to do.
And the Mariners are about to lose on Felix day.
I’m not excited for the next several hours.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 13, 2008 4:41 PM PDT 0 recs
Depends on how you like him.
Do you like like him? Or do you just like him.
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by Librocrat on
May 13, 2008 4:47 PM PDT
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LFOJL likes chick flicks that rock the suburbs.
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by Llewdor on
May 13, 2008 5:17 PM PDT
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I really hope the Celtics pull out this series
Because I had a chance to take the Cavs at 85-1 to win it all at the MGM on Friday night and didn’t because the book was closed. If they win it all, I am going to massively regret it.
by seattlebruin on May 13, 2008 4:43 PM PDT 0 recs
85 to 1?
Shit, I would have taken those odds on the sonics this year. Just throw in 20 bucks and pray.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 13, 2008 4:44 PM PDT
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Yeah... and right about now, I'd be feeling pretty good about 85-1 when they're tied in the conference semis
by seattlebruin on
May 13, 2008 4:45 PM PDT
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Still not as awesome as the $500 my friend is going to have to give me
when the Rays finish above .500
by BrianL on
May 13, 2008 4:46 PM PDT
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Well..
This answers that question in multiple different ways.
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by Librocrat on
May 13, 2008 4:48 PM PDT
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Well that's like cherry picking
I get a certain satisfaction from going out on a limb to win a huge bet
by seattlebruin on
May 13, 2008 4:46 PM PDT
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Back when online gambling was illegal.
I did a 12 team parlay and spent only 1 dollar. I won 125. That was like the greatest thing to ever happen.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 13, 2008 4:48 PM PDT
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Online gambling is still basically legal in California :)
I love parlays. I hate the Oklahoma State for the worst sports bet loss of all time, while we’re on the subject
I took Texas -2.5 @ OSU earlier this year. UT is up 3, OSU has the ball with about ten seconds to play – they miss, foul Augustin, he makes two free throws – five point game with 8 seconds to play. OSU runs down the court, and their guy heaves in a 30 footer with two seconds to play to cut the lead to two…. and then they don’t foul on the inbounds and cover by half a point.
by seattlebruin on
May 13, 2008 4:50 PM PDT
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You have any websites you use that are trustworthy?
I signed up for one, but they wanted my social security number, and I don’t give that to anyone unless I’m 100% sure I can trust them.
Also, none of them take credit cards or paypal, but I don’t know which companies I can trust (Firepay, etc.) to use instead.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 13, 2008 4:51 PM PDT
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Bodog is still really safe, and they won't ask for your SSN.
I believe they still accept major credit cards too, along with all the typical online wallet sites
by seattlebruin on
May 13, 2008 4:52 PM PDT
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What.. really?
I hadn’t heard that at all. That’s awesome. Bodog Life?
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by Librocrat on
May 13, 2008 4:53 PM PDT
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Yeah, Bodog is pretty awesome
they’ll let you bet on anything too. For the Super Bowl, they had O/Us on the length of Jordin Sparks singing the national anthem and the color of Gatorade dumped on the winning coach (purple went off at 16:1)
by seattlebruin on
May 13, 2008 4:55 PM PDT
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Huh. Just to be sure...
This is bodoglife.com. Not some other site, yeah?
I know that sounds stupid but I’ve come across like 3 Bodogs, one of them was free for no $$, the other looked like spam.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 13, 2008 4:56 PM PDT
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I think I once heard that being caught participating in online gambling
carries the same penalty as being caught with child pornography in this state.
Nice to know we’ve got our priorities straight.
by BrianL on
May 13, 2008 4:51 PM PDT
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Oh fuck, the child porn penalty is that strict?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
May 13, 2008 4:52 PM PDT
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Positive Paul is deleting his harddrive as we speak.
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by Librocrat on
May 13, 2008 4:53 PM PDT
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Might I recommend Eraser?
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on
May 13, 2008 5:29 PM PDT
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Seconded.
Also comes with an excellent drive cleaner.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on
May 13, 2008 5:30 PM PDT
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Has anyone been prosecuted for gambling yet?
I know that it’s technically illegal a lot of places but it’s more to keep sites from aggressively marketing there, and they really have no way/intention of enforcing it.



