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5/13: Open Game Thread

Seattle Mariners @ Texas Rangers






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2008 - Felix Hernandez 2-3 8 8 1 0 0 0 55.1 57 23 21 5 22 49 3.42 1.43


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2008 - Kason Gabbard 1-0 5 5 0 0 0 0 24.1 23 5 5 1 13 9 1.85 1.48


Kason Gabbard sucks, we suck more, and Felix has been kind of annoying lately, so this one's set up to be right proper stupid.

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I think WFB should charge the 2nd baseman.

Just to be different.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 13, 2008 3:58 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That'd be cool

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on May 13, 2008 4:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Interesting

I think Willie should charge his own clubhouse. Every day.

by Gomez on May 13, 2008 4:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

it's raining here

this day needs more sunshine

by Matthew on May 13, 2008 4:05 PM PDT   0 recs

I'd prefer lollipops

But maybe thats only because I like the rain.

by Robert on May 13, 2008 4:12 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Hint, hint...

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 13, 2008 4:13 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Suicide, cutting wrists, and xanax

Everything sucks like shit now that
we are Ms fans

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 13, 2008 4:15 PM PDT   0 recs

Those Hardball made easy videos

are hilarious. Ron Stilanovich > all.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on May 13, 2008 4:22 PM PDT   0 recs

The one with Matt Kemp is my favorite.

GARY TUSH!
RATFLAT!

And then he starts chewing the kid out after he runs away. Hilarious.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert

by Goose on May 13, 2008 4:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I gotta admit

I love the one on scrappyness. I did the whole squat so that my strike zone is non existent when I was in 7th grade.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on May 13, 2008 4:35 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Lopez 2008

157 AB: 3 BB, 9 SO

Putting the ball in play. His OBP is lower than his AVG.

by vkut79 on May 13, 2008 4:34 PM PDT   0 recs

So... My neighbor is listening to Third Eye Blind loud enough I can hear it.

I have 200 dollars of work still to do.
And the Mariners are about to lose on Felix day.

I’m not excited for the next several hours.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on May 13, 2008 4:41 PM PDT   0 recs

I really hope the Celtics pull out this series

Because I had a chance to take the Cavs at 85-1 to win it all at the MGM on Friday night and didn’t because the book was closed. If they win it all, I am going to massively regret it.

by seattlebruin on May 13, 2008 4:43 PM PDT   0 recs

85 to 1?

Shit, I would have taken those odds on the sonics this year. Just throw in 20 bucks and pray.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on May 13, 2008 4:44 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Well..

This answers that question in multiple different ways.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on May 13, 2008 4:48 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Well that's like cherry picking

I get a certain satisfaction from going out on a limb to win a huge bet

by seattlebruin on May 13, 2008 4:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Back when online gambling was illegal.

I did a 12 team parlay and spent only 1 dollar. I won 125. That was like the greatest thing to ever happen.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on May 13, 2008 4:48 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Excuse me.

*Legal

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on May 13, 2008 4:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Online gambling is still basically legal in California :)

I love parlays. I hate the Oklahoma State for the worst sports bet loss of all time, while we’re on the subject

I took Texas -2.5 @ OSU earlier this year. UT is up 3, OSU has the ball with about ten seconds to play – they miss, foul Augustin, he makes two free throws – five point game with 8 seconds to play. OSU runs down the court, and their guy heaves in a 30 footer with two seconds to play to cut the lead to two…. and then they don’t foul on the inbounds and cover by half a point.

by seattlebruin on May 13, 2008 4:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

You have any websites you use that are trustworthy?

I signed up for one, but they wanted my social security number, and I don’t give that to anyone unless I’m 100% sure I can trust them.

Also, none of them take credit cards or paypal, but I don’t know which companies I can trust (Firepay, etc.) to use instead.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on May 13, 2008 4:51 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Bodog is still really safe, and they won't ask for your SSN.

I believe they still accept major credit cards too, along with all the typical online wallet sites

by seattlebruin on May 13, 2008 4:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

What.. really?

I hadn’t heard that at all. That’s awesome. Bodog Life?

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on May 13, 2008 4:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah, Bodog is pretty awesome

they’ll let you bet on anything too. For the Super Bowl, they had O/Us on the length of Jordin Sparks singing the national anthem and the color of Gatorade dumped on the winning coach (purple went off at 16:1)

by seattlebruin on May 13, 2008 4:55 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Huh. Just to be sure...

This is bodoglife.com. Not some other site, yeah?

I know that sounds stupid but I’ve come across like 3 Bodogs, one of them was free for no $$, the other looked like spam.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on May 13, 2008 4:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I think I once heard that being caught participating in online gambling

carries the same penalty as being caught with child pornography in this state.

Nice to know we’ve got our priorities straight.

by BrianL on May 13, 2008 4:51 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Might I recommend Eraser?

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 13, 2008 5:29 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Seconded.

Also comes with an excellent drive cleaner.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert

by Goose on May 13, 2008 5:30 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Has anyone been prosecuted for gambling yet?

I know that it’s technically illegal a lot of places but it’s more to keep sites from aggressively marketing there, and they really have no way/intention of enforcing it.

by seattlebruin on May 13, 2008 4:53 PM PDT