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Tiny by Jeff on in The More You Know

After yesterday's game, we now officially have the worst team defense in baseball.

Suck it, Giants.

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We are the worst!

We are the worst! We are the worst!

by seattlebruin on May 13, 2008 12:07 PM PDT   0 recs

Woooooooo!

High Five!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert

by Goose on May 13, 2008 12:18 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

High five???

LOW FIVE!

WOOT!

by Wilder. on May 13, 2008 12:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

High-fiving white guys.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 13, 2008 4:39 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Bill Nye before he was the science guy...

I remember the old days of “Almost Live”

by Fin on May 13, 2008 7:03 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I've got those old episodes.

My dad taped em years ago. Great stuff.

by BrianL on May 13, 2008 9:06 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

And for those that don't...

King 5 still has the page they put up to promote the reunion show a few years ago. It has a few clips on there.

The Lame List was the greatest.

But of the sketches on that page, the Green River Dance is the best.

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on May 14, 2008 9:03 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Wonderful.

I’ve almost given up on this year. Not the TEAM mind you, but this year. The sooner I can accept the fact that we mortgaged the future for the present, and yet the present still sucks, the happier I will be.

Once I accept the fact I can just watch the games because I love baseball, and not worry so much about individual wins and the standings.

BTW, if I had booted a ball twice in softball like Lopez did on that play, I’d STILL be getting shit from my teammates. That was more than a tad frustrating.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 13, 2008 12:12 PM PDT   0 recs

I was busy this weekend.

Missing out on watching a few games took a toll on my pessimism.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 13, 2008 12:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

We now indeed.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on May 13, 2008 12:16 PM PDT   0 recs

I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!!

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 13, 2008 12:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That's the one!!

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 13, 2008 12:31 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Basically the kids don't want to play baseball, so they are trying to lose on purpose

but every other team they play also wants to lose so they can go home and play video games. They keep winning until they are at the finals and they finally lose to Denver. Its a good episode, especially since we can relate this to the Mariners right now.

by Fin on May 13, 2008 12:29 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm so excited to play the Padres

For the outside chance that the game will go 45 innings

by seattlebruin on May 13, 2008 12:20 PM PDT   0 recs

I'm excited to play the Padres

This could really be a pivotal series.

by Graham on May 13, 2008 12:22 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Strasburg is rooting for us to win

So he can stay in sunny SD with Jeff.

by Sec 108 on May 13, 2008 12:23 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I still think he's pitching today

and I just realized that SDSU isn’t in Chula Vista. I thought it was a hell of a lot farther away than it actually is.

by seattlebruin on May 13, 2008 12:26 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Every time I go down there to visit one of my best friends

My wife asks why we don’t consider living there. She hates it when I always answer that Safeco Field is the only place I have front row seats.

by Sec 108 on May 13, 2008 12:41 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Cause the weather sucks.

Hot = bad.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 13, 2008 12:42 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

A/C = wonderful invention

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 13, 2008 12:44 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

San Diego is not hot

Unless you consider 84 degrees, every day, all summer long to be hot, in which case anything south of the 45th parallel will be too hot. San Diego’s real problem is that it’s obscenely expensive. Stupid idyllic climate.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on May 13, 2008 12:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That's crazy

but then again, it’s supposed to hit 90 in Portland on Friday and Saturday, so I guess crazy is relative.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on May 13, 2008 12:55 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

90's in Seattle this weekend as well.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 13, 2008 12:59 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

BULLSHIT

I gotta check the forecast.

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on May 13, 2008 1:06 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

ok 83

still pretty warm, but not 90s

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on May 13, 2008 1:07 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I was pretty surprised too

it takes a pretty severe heat wave to get Seattle into the 90’s this time of year. 83’s about perfect.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on May 13, 2008 1:08 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I was just going by what they said on the news this morning.

I’d be surprised if it actually got that high though.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 13, 2008 1:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I do.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 13, 2008 1:01 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

It's gonna be the World Series of Suck.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert

by Goose on May 13, 2008 12:24 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

And my boss gave me tickets to the Friday game already!

Between home and first, 20 rows back! Plus I’m taking a hot girl. This is going to be awesome

by seattlebruin on May 13, 2008 12:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Cameron > Cuddy.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip

by Phildopip on May 13, 2008 1:15 PM PDT   0 recs

I know it's the truth

but that picture still makes me sad.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on May 13, 2008 1:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Because I don't want KGJ to be the worst player in baseball

even though empirically I know he is. It’s the death of a large part of my Mariner fandom from the 90’s.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on May 13, 2008 1:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

This is true

and I’ve got enough saved video clips of that swing to last me several years. I just hope he has the good grace to go when he needs to go and not hang on for way longer than he should.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on May 13, 2008 2:00 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Everybody hangs on way longer than they should

I don’t think anyone deals with the realization that they’re old and bad very well.

by Jeff on May 13, 2008 2:03 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Barry Bonds isn't playing

he could still play.

by JI on May 13, 2008 2:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Griffey was that team for me when I was little.
It’s the death of a large part of my Mariner fandom from the 90’s.

EVERYONE’s Mariner fandom from the 90’s. Junior was our great hope, and I very literally grew up with him. I was four when he came up and six when I went to my first M’s game with him. My dad always used to tell me just to watch Griffey sometimes – not to even watch the game. He was that special of a player.