5/12: Open Game Thread, Part 3
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
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You know, the more we lose, the more awesome the late-summer comeback would be, if we were good and could win ever.
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Wow...
I happened upon this just in time to be the first person to comment
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 12, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sucker.
Hah!
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should say "New Thread up" Jeff,
and then not have a new thread up.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So...
is this where I am supposed to post what happened in House tonight.
by elsid on May 12, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was just teasing...
since you said that the third thread would be the House thread…and House is over here—in the real part of America.
by elsid on May 12, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it?
It is in the low 70’s/high 60’s here, but it is night here.
by elsid on May 12, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My part of America: 0% Hartford
Rest of America: >0% Hartford
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hartford...
is always cold. Was that college?
Go Whalers!
by elsid on May 12, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was college
were it not for East St. Louis I would’ve gone to school in the worst city on the continent.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least you lived...
not sure that is possible in East St. Louis. Man, it is hard to drive through there. Have done that a few times—even hard on the Interstate.
by elsid on May 12, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am guessing that you didn't...
go to SJC, was it UH or Trinity? Those are the only ones I know. I had a friend who’s sister went to SJC years ago.
by elsid on May 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cool...
hope the degree was worth it. And that you can use it now.
Still have some friends in Oceanside and Carsbad. Might have to visit So Cal someday.
by elsid on May 12, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What I've learned is that college degrees get you interviews
and nothing else.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
East St. Louis isn't that bad
It’s only a short drive to a Waffle House.
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would that be a safe haven, there?
I am not that far from a Waffle House here in the north part of Houston. Doesn’t mean it is the greatest part of town.
by elsid on May 12, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait sorry, I was thinking in time zones, not parts
by Fin on May 12, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I realize right after I posted that I totally flubbed
Sorry for my lameness.
by Fin on May 12, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was in the 90's...
last week. 95 one day
by elsid on May 12, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did he diagnose an autoimmune disease with an unusual presentation?
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler "just missed"?
he hit the ball 80 god damn feet, asswagon.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
::blink:: ::blink::
Rec’d
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 12, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"If he's hurting credit to him for battling through it"
NO NO CREDIT BATTLING THROUGH INJURIES IS BAD
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's hard to tell if Baek is actually hurt with that face he always makes
And Mel isn’t a Baek-whisperer, apparently.
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why did Raul not get more flak when he kept quiet about his shoulder last year?
by Alex B on May 12, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because he was already getting so much flak
diminishing returns and all that.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Either back spasms or a hip problem..haha...funny
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For the DRaysBay invasion
We gotta be real casual like – just show up and act like you’ve always been there – we’re not bandwagoners, after all, we’ve ALWAYS been Rays fans.
by Jordan of Boise on May 12, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES JEFF C.!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
...and there's your hitter.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yay
Clement with a solid extra basehit. Love that.
by AtomicGarden on May 12, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well thank God there's a college football coach in attendance to give them something to talk about
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who's the coach?
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
North Texas
Didn’t catch his name
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 12, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Frank Francisco" is not a real name.
lazy parents…
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe you just had some bad chicken?
You could be a part-time model...but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
by pakipaki on May 12, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
emoticon
You could be a part-time model...but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
by pakipaki on May 12, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In Johjima's defense
It’s been tough hitting with Washburn making squinty eye/buck teeth faces at him from the dugout.
by Jordan of Boise on May 12, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is why the best women are in the best climates
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but but but...
what about the boobies?
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goddamnit Kenji, we're trying to win a draft pick race here
by Jordan of Boise on May 12, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am hoping they don't run away with the Strasburg sweepstakes.
by Fin on May 12, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of which
Whatever happened to Matt Bush
by Fin on May 12, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's pitching now
And still crapping it up, I think.
by Alex B on May 12, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, Wikipedia
“The Padres then converted the strong-armed Bush to a pitcher. His fastball reaches a speed of 95 mph and he has prior knowledge of pitching from his days as a high school ace. After a promising start in rookie league, Bush tore a ligament in his pitching elbow and is not expected to pitch again until the 2009 season.”
That sucks almost as bad as the Josh Hamilton story. At least Hamilton has a somewhat happy ending now.
by Fin on May 12, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But really
How is that a base hit, and Beltre’s first inning shot is an error?
by AtomicGarden on May 12, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
mere mortals shouldn't question the all-knowing official scorekeeper
He gets to sit in a booth!
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wlad + 2 runners on base + naked pictures of the pink ranger = good times
by Jordan of Boise on May 12, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me, or does Fukudome sound like a large venue to be insulted in?
by chinn on May 12, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
two doubles in two days!
Yuni’s back.
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or this is a totally new Yuni
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember that finale of the first season of House?
Yeah.
by BrianL on May 12, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that was cool.
Nice opposite field power Yuni…what the fuck?
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro's letting some hittable pitches go by tonight.
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And then you swing at that. God damn it.
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seattle feed thought that was the third out.
Whoops.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hahahahahaha
FSN thought it was over. Might as well be with Vidro up
by JLC on May 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hahaha missed music cue
even the truck know we have no shot
by JI on May 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What did you call it the other night, Brett?
Basket of cunts?
by chinn on May 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think that was it.
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bloweers has no idea why the Rangers OF is playing shallow
hahahahaha
by JI on May 12, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOT SWINGING ON 3-1 IS APPARENTLY ILLEGAL! >:(
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take Vidro!
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't mean we can't overreact to every little thing.
by JI on May 12, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to do a "throwing in the towel"
but that would have to be built from scratch.
by JI on May 12, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Less than Vidro!
“Vidro had a 97 RBI season not too long ago.”
—-2000
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every firstbaseman OPSed 1.100 in 2000
97 measly RBIs are not impressive.
by JI on May 12, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was a second baseman then.
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn Vidro
The Mariners are a good reason why i believe Karma dosent exist.
Mariners= humanitarian team but get terrible luck
by mariners11 on May 12, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BWAHAHAHAHA
“Vidro’s got some talent too, kind of an under-the-radar kind of guy.” -Rangers Announcers
Sooo much there… I think I’ll go with “how can something that fat be under the radar?”
Anyone else? It’s a comedic goldmine
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 12, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
His fat absorbs all the device's radiation and hence posesses stealth technology.
by chinn on May 12, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess he could be under the radar
And still picked up by a seismograph
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 12, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff: do you still maintain that Lewiin is better than Physioc?
by chinn on May 12, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RRS!
More productive outs than Lopez!
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
by GoodKeith on May 12, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"So far we've just had one third of an inning where it's been a 1-2-3 inning"
-Mike Blowers
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RRS!!!!!!!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He hyphenated your mom last night
Yes, I just went there.
by Fin on May 12, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
everytime I see the diabetes commercial with wilford brimley i say to myself, "He's still alive!"
by basebliman on May 12, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the worst day pos sible for a 4 hour game
score a run and make lots of outs.
by JI on May 12, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can you write another inane Rangers team convo
That was awesome…
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 12, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rather, not team
But announcers…
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 12, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok Sims, now Loafie's not the hardest strikeout in the American League
good thing you beat it to death while you had the chance.
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, Vidro didn't have a chance to beat a runner
by krb on May 12, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and now Sims and Blowers have moved on to talking about golfing in tornados.
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Making fun of tornadoes, Sims?
That’s nice.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well with all of the people
who died in that cyclone in Myanmar, you’d think he’d be respective. Yes I know that tornados and cyclones are not the same, but the basic premise is similar.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You honestly think he was mocking those people?
by JI on May 12, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just a sensitive subjuct for some people, I think.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People who had relatives and friends in Myanmar.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So between zero and one person watching
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not even the same type of natural disaster.
Why would anyone assume they were related?
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tidal waves and tsunamis aren't the same thing.
But people always think of one when the other is mentioned.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Life's easier if you are only offended by injustice and genuine hate
rater than a bunch of inconsequential bullshit
by JI on May 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
File this for future use:
It’s never too early to make dead grandma jokes.
by JI on May 12, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You + Behind A Dryer = Happy
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's stretching it Coach.
I could argue that he should not mention the heavy winds against his arm to be respectful of Myanmar. I can also say that he shouldn’t use the phrase “well stroked” as it is insensitive to rape victims.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what?
They should stop talking. By talking they are being insensitive to deaf people.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A tornado and a cyclone could not be more different.
by redwolf75 on May 12, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both nouns
Like an ice cream machine and waving
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of those can be ice cream
The other can be feline Aids.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tornados are sensative.
He should be more respectful.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank God at least now we won't go to extras
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, a mid inning pitching change
...wait this makes sense.
by JI on May 12, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who's the player sitting behind Wash and Willie in the Felix mustache commercial?
by JLC on May 12, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SHUT THE FUCK UP VASQUEZ
RRS!!!!
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 12, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Previous at bat was all fastballs and he walked the guy
Didn’t have fastball command. Bluh.
by Nick S on May 12, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RRS is telling Vazques to go fuck a dingo and a kangaroo
by chinn on May 12, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game is going too quickly.
I need more of my life wasted.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RRS has attitude...I love it
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
let me reiterate: Kinsler is annoying
He’s even squinting.
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Squinty's long lost son?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We know how this goes
walk
bloop single
game ends
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's never bloopus.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And there's the ballgame!
Following Jeff’s game outline perfectly.
by BrianL on May 12, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So ESPN talking Griffey/Seattle now...
Accidently flipped to ESPN’s start of Sportscenter: “Who wins if Griffey goes to Seattle?”
Also; fuck you Lopez.
by AtomicGarden on May 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They came out with the NFL Power Rankings today too.
Also: Fuck you J-Lo.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tug Hulett in '09 Tug Hulett in '09 Tug Hulett in '09
Tug Hulett in ‘09 Tug Hulett in ‘09 Tug Hulett in ‘09 Tug Hulett in ‘09 Tug Hulett in ‘09 Tug Hulett in ‘09 Tug Hulett in ‘09 Tug Hulett in ‘09 Tug Hulett in ‘09
by JLC on May 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey Jeff, what was that post you wrote earlier today about again?
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK. EVERYTHING.
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that's why Young is the best player in the AL West
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I swear there was some post about our defense sucking
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i've logged in to say this
i’d rather staple my dick repeatedly and have a dog rip out my nuts rather than watch this every other fucking day
by Tony S on May 12, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU LOAFIE
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YESSSS!! #1 draft pick...keep it up fellas!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Past a diving Betancourt
Is that the new past a diving Jeter?
by phil333 on May 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Tapdancing Christ
I’ll admit: I stole that from Jeff.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I believe it's from South Park.
So Jeff probably won’t sue.
by Teej on May 12, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oswaldo Navarro in '09 Oswaldo Navarro in '09 Oswaldo Navarro in '09
Oswaldo Navarro in ‘09 Oswaldo Navarro in ‘09 Oswaldo Navarro in ‘09 Oswaldo Navarro in ‘09 Oswaldo Navarro in ‘09 Oswaldo Navarro in ‘09 Oswaldo Navarro in ‘09 Oswaldo Navarro in ‘09 Oswaldo Navarro in ‘09 Oswaldo Navarro in ‘09 Oswaldo Navarro in ‘09
by JLC on May 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro, Ibanez, Felix and Putz can stay
the other 21 can die in a fire.
by IceStormV1 on May 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RRS needs to be saved
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blown losses are so fun!!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yah, he has tattoos!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Kinsler's face
I hope he knows his precious Arizona Cardinals fucking blow.
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that helps me sleep at night
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 12, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LFoJL is going to watch a sadder movie than usual tonight
by Robert on May 12, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Never heard of it
I was thinking the notebook
by Robert on May 12, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate the Rangers so much.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate my life so much.
Why can’t it just consistently be football season?
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because that would be lame
since football is not a good sport.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You say the opposite during football season
by Robert on May 12, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least we get wins in football season.
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I BET IT WAS VAZQUEZ'S INTENSITY OMG
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lewin actually implied that
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 12, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lately I've found myself feeling more content
whenever we’re losing.
Winning distresses me. It forces me to wait on pins and needles until we eventually give up the lead again.
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on May 12, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The error was so bad. I punched my wall. I think that's blood.
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I care about individual games.
And losses for stupid reasons like sloppy play. Especially when it’s one of our not-bad defenders.
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember your comment on YP about Lopez today?
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on May 12, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why can I no longer put >:( as a subject and have it be an acceptable comment?
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Surest way to start a brawl
would’ve been for Lowe to strike out Kinsler on an eephus pitch
by Lents Park Homer on May 12, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's been over for awhile.
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In all seriousness
I’m beginning to wonder what’s holding the team back from sending Morrow back to AA right now.
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on May 12, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's a reliever, that's why.
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see a "devil" in that pictures
(new logo this year.)
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
does Jim Knox have a side job?
or is this all he does?
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 12, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did they say a touchdown?
In a technical sense it is 6 till the extra point.
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They said three safeties
Who the fuck says “three safeties”?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow. They're really bad at equating things to football.
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All right, boys,
we need three safeties to tie up this game! Get out there and get it done!
by Teej on May 12, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I seriously wonder what the clubhouse must be like right now.
This sort of losing can’t be good for team morale.
A banal observation, I know, but this would all be somehow more acceptable if they were hurting as much as they’ve hurt me.
by esoteric on May 12, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Really?
A cheer squad?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 12, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Benoit's pitching, and they're playing in Texas.
The M’s still have a chance.
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not if Benoit gives 'em the crossface
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wlad is the shit
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wlad is my favorite player
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Love you Wlad
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on May 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WLAD!!!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WLAD!!
We’d ahead now if Lopez didn’t fuck up.
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THE CURACAO CRUSHER
Are we… stilll… in this game?
by AtomicGarden on May 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Falsehopefalsehopefalsehopefalsehope.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My grandmother who died in Myanmar had false hope
:(
by JLC on May 12, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's only a water spout
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, but New Orleans was run by a far more corrupt regime than Myanmar.
by esoteric on May 12, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG POLITICS POLITICS POLITICS AND LINKING TO HH
by JI on May 12, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come now. New Orleans corruption is bipartisan!
Everyone’s banging hookers and wearing leather underwear there. Even the priests!
by esoteric on May 12, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GEORGE BUSH DOES NOT CARE ABOUT BURMESE PEOPLE
He probably does, but he couldn’t find them on a map
by Jordan of Boise on May 12, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know why
But zomg still cracks my shit up
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 12, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JI is headed over there?
Oh! Not AIDS… aid
Gotcha
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 12, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what they said
About Heath Ledger
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 12, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
YESSSSSS! WLAD!!!!!
4 homers already? wow….. thank god for designating wilkerson.
by Alaska on May 12, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thought I'd I'd just pop in and say
CRUSHER!!!!!!!!!
by Sec 108 on May 12, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wlad is one Raul out away from the best OPS on the team
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's Dave think of his recent success.
Small sample size?
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He hasn't been that good
still an out machine.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could have sworn he expected a .680 OPS
but that may just be my memory being faulty.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wlad's not going to keep up this insane XBH pace
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So your answer is:
“yes”
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But also you'd hope he can't keep whiffing with 44% of his swings
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hasn't his K% gone down every year the last three years or so?
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His total K's have gone down every year in comparable ABs
I don’t have a calculator I feel like getting out, so I’ll just link you
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You would rather he does keep it up though, right?
by ASUBoyd on May 12, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No he wants Wlad to fail.
Don’t you read? Bloggers hate the Mariners.
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If enough people wish for the same thing, it comes true.
It’s science.
by ASUBoyd on May 12, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm starting to believe that you weren't a science major
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...aside from that being a joke, how did you guess...
Other than me saying I wasn’t in a prior thread, naturally. =P
by ASUBoyd on May 12, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't his line after the homer like .250/.280/.550?
Total two true outcomes guy
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and tomorrow Geoff Baker will blog about how Wlad needs to step it up for the team to start winning
by Lents Park Homer on May 12, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would he do this
He has clearly said it is not up to the young kids to get this team winning.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
was that the day after he said the team was still in the race the day after he said they were out of the race?
by Lents Park Homer on May 12, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was the same post.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yes
how could I be so confused
by Lents Park Homer on May 12, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey at least RRS won't get a bullshit loss now
by Nick S on May 12, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not how losses work.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We went behind because of his runners.
Has nothing to do with how many score afterwards.
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish they could give the loss to Lopez
Ignorant question here, does WPA include defense. Is it weighted because all the runs were unearned due to Lopez’s error?
by AtomicGarden on May 12, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My WPA accounts for defense
Fangraphs’ does not.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exploit the loophole!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This comment makes as much sense as
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pitcher at 3b?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 12, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, don't mention his name.
They no longer have toys in Myanmar. You’re being insensitive.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Red Sox: 24-17. Rays: 22-16
Rays Rays Rays Rays Rays Rays
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is an M's blog
Please don’t talk about the Rays
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SHIELDS KAZMIR SONNANSTINE GARZA
by Lents Park Homer on May 12, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THOSE ARE THE NAMES OF MY COUSINS
THEY DIED IN MYANMAR YOU BASTARD
by JLC on May 12, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PLUS LIKE A BUNCH OTHER GOOD PITCHERS
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sure hope you're talking about the Mariners
and their future All-Stars Chris Tillman, Tony Butler and George Sherrill
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It might offend the croc hunter
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 12, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he's pretty hard to offend nowadays
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh... damn
Well then my cousins in Myanmar!
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 12, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do only kids get the M's water bottles?
Full-sized people gotta drink, too.
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Isn't it great when you haven't even started an inning
and there’s already an out?
Thanks Vidro.
1 down, top of 9th.
by lyleleander on May 12, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh you don't even know
It’s Willie Bloomquist pinch hit time
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish Vazquez would've just charged the mound.
That would have made this game a little more interesting…
by redwolf75 on May 12, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I miss the days of Mark Lowe throwing 98-100 mph
by ASUBoyd on May 12, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I miss the day Mark Lowe had command.
by redwolf75 on May 12, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss the days before the potatoes famine
by Robert on May 12, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss not having to waste Brandon Morrow's talent as a reliever.
by Fin on May 12, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss your mom
is she coming back tonight?
by JLC on May 12, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More of her to love
Because she clearly doesn’t get enough from you
by JLC on May 12, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats because I'm too busy finishing off your sister behind Dairy Queen
by Robert on May 12, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
CLAP - CLAP - CLAP CLAP CLAP
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 12, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd put an em dash in that
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 12, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it wrong that I am no long excited for Felix Day?
by JI on May 12, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You are fired from LL >:(
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To reiterate: Kinsler is annoying
I mean, he wears batting gloves! (and gets on base frequently)
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, a vote:
We lose 2-0 or We lose 10-8.
Which one is more fun to watch.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was my thought.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which one includes more naked Pink Ranger?
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where is naked pink ranger
I am so confused… unless this is another fishy hot pocket kind of thing…
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 12, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mention this
because this game has been infinitely more fun to watch than the last 5 game losing streak, despite being lame overall. If we lose, I think I want more of these.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So your vote is 2-0?
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
Wading through this marathon is God damn torture.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
Clearly you have better things to do.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah it's not like this is a job of mine or anything
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not what I was referring to.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to wait till it gets torrented >:(
by Robert on May 12, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's got the George Clooney feed.
Not as good as the Laurie feed.
by BrianL on May 12, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For whatever reason
Even though I have cable, Fox comes in like its on a really shitty antenna connection.
by Robert on May 12, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I work at a Radio Shack
I have literally tried everything.
by Robert on May 12, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I'm with you. If we are going to lose, i'd rather go down in flames like this with
Bedard getting knocked out of the game and our young guys mashing some XBH. I cant stand watching the 2-0 games.
by ASUBoyd on May 12, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
10-8 MORE LIKE 11-8 AM I RIGHT?!
HUH? AM I RIGHT GUYS?
by JLC on May 12, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
soon you'll prolly be wrong
12… 13… 14…
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just got back, just caught up.
Screw you, Lopez. WTF, Bedard?
by ThundaPC on May 12, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
this is one of the better typos of all time
by Robert on May 12, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because he's thrown like a bajillion pitches?
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE BALLS is wrong with you Lowe.
by redwolf75 on May 12, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
remember when our team didn't blow donkey dick?
by Alaska on May 12, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not only dick --
but hairy, sweaty, pulsating, bulbous, hanging donkey balls.
by redwolf75 on May 12, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walks. In. A. Run.
Paging a relief pitcher, any relief pitcher please report to the Customer Service desk immediately.
by Lents Park Homer on May 12, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mariners scored 18 runs in 3 games.
They’re on pace to be 1-2 in that stretch.
by ThundaPC on May 12, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It has been three and a half hours
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Make it interesting Hamilton.
Hit a grand slam.
by redwolf75 on May 12, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FANTASY COMMENT
No kidding, I need him to undo the Phil Hughesing that Bedard did to my team.
/FANTASY COMMENT
by Jordan of Boise on May 12, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right, that's what I meant.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
5 balls in a row! Way to go Arthur!
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
actually he'd say "watch this big fucker walk the world"
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 12, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Mariners coaching staff
If they saw a natural disaster unfold before their eyes, they’d stand there for 5 hours and squint before deciding to act.
by JLC on May 12, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hurricane Katrina would make a better coaching staff
better than these ignorant eunuchs with cunts for eyes!
by Jordan of Boise on May 12, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're not his runs! Why should Arthur care?!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He is home!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He lives in the bullpen.
Get it? He’s our “Residential lefty”!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well this is pretty cool.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Much more fun than this team.
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't throw a strike
make the game last forever
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 12, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, was looking for a smaller one
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
add width=300 after the parentheses but before the /, like so:
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah? I could drink this right now:
by redwolf75 on May 12, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NaOH is a base...you could drink the HCl though
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 12, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we don't win this I'm gonna feel like I lost four hours of my life.
by JI on May 12, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude there's no way we win this.
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This begs the question:
why are we still watching this game?
by redwolf75 on May 12, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Blue his house
with the blue little window and the blue corvette and everything is blue for him and hisself and everybody around cause he ain’t got nobody to listen
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 12, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sign him NOW!!! He will fit right in with our staffs
by MarinerBlue on May 12, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
These college marching bands suck.
DCI for the win.
by BrianL on May 12, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs