5/12: Open Game Thread, Part 3
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
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PrintYou know, the more we lose, the more awesome the late-summer comeback would be, if we were good and could win ever.
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Wow...
I happened upon this just in time to be the first person to comment
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
sucker.
Hah!
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
It was scary in here all alone. Thanks for stopping by
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 12, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You should say "New Thread up" Jeff,
and then not have a new thread up.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
I was just teasing...
since you said that the third thread would be the House thread…and House is over here—in the real part of America.
My part of America: 0% Hartford
Rest of America: >0% Hartford
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
That was college
were it not for East St. Louis I would’ve gone to school in the worst city on the continent.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
At least you lived...
not sure that is possible in East St. Louis. Man, it is hard to drive through there. Have done that a few times—even hard on the Interstate.
I am guessing that you didn't...
go to SJC, was it UH or Trinity? Those are the only ones I know. I had a friend who’s sister went to SJC years ago.
Cool...
hope the degree was worth it. And that you can use it now.
Still have some friends in Oceanside and Carsbad. Might have to visit So Cal someday.
What I've learned is that college degrees get you interviews
and nothing else.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Would that be a safe haven, there?
I am not that far from a Waffle House here in the north part of Houston. Doesn’t mean it is the greatest part of town.
Did he diagnose an autoimmune disease with an unusual presentation?
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
::blink:: ::blink::
Rec’d
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 12, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
"If he's hurting credit to him for battling through it"
NO NO CREDIT BATTLING THROUGH INJURIES IS BAD
It's hard to tell if Baek is actually hurt with that face he always makes
And Mel isn’t a Baek-whisperer, apparently.
Because he was already getting so much flak
diminishing returns and all that.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Either back spasms or a hip problem..haha...funny
I fucking hate you Mariners
For the DRaysBay invasion
We gotta be real casual like – just show up and act like you’ve always been there – we’re not bandwagoners, after all, we’ve ALWAYS been Rays fans.
by Jordan of Boise on May 12, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
Who's the coach?
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
North Texas
Didn’t catch his name
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 12, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe you just had some bad chicken?
You could be a part-time model...but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
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You could be a part-time model...but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
In Johjima's defense
It’s been tough hitting with Washburn making squinty eye/buck teeth faces at him from the dugout.
by Jordan of Boise on May 12, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
This is why the best women are in the best climates
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Goddamnit Kenji, we're trying to win a draft pick race here
by Jordan of Boise on May 12, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
He's pitching now
And still crapping it up, I think.
Thanks, Wikipedia
“The Padres then converted the strong-armed Bush to a pitcher. His fastball reaches a speed of 95 mph and he has prior knowledge of pitching from his days as a high school ace. After a promising start in rookie league, Bush tore a ligament in his pitching elbow and is not expected to pitch again until the 2009 season.”
That sucks almost as bad as the Josh Hamilton story. At least Hamilton has a somewhat happy ending now.
Wlad + 2 runners on base + naked pictures of the pink ranger = good times
by Jordan of Boise on May 12, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
Profit?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 12, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Or this is a totally new Yuni
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Well that was cool.
Nice opposite field power Yuni…what the fuck?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Ichiro's letting some hittable pitches go by tonight.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
And then you swing at that. God damn it.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Seattle feed thought that was the third out.
Whoops.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
What did you call it the other night, Brett?
Basket of cunts?
I think that was it.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
NOT SWINGING ON 3-1 IS APPARENTLY ILLEGAL! >:(
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't mean we can't overreact to every little thing.
by JI on May 12, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd like to do a "throwing in the towel"
but that would have to be built from scratch.
by JI on May 12, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Less than Vidro!
“Vidro had a 97 RBI season not too long ago.”
—-2000
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Every firstbaseman OPSed 1.100 in 2000
97 measly RBIs are not impressive.
by JI on May 12, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
He was a second baseman then.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
damn Vidro
The Mariners are a good reason why i believe Karma dosent exist.
Mariners= humanitarian team but get terrible luck
BWAHAHAHAHA
“Vidro’s got some talent too, kind of an under-the-radar kind of guy.” -Rangers Announcers
Sooo much there… I think I’ll go with “how can something that fat be under the radar?”
Anyone else? It’s a comedic goldmine
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
I guess he could be under the radar
And still picked up by a seismograph
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 12, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
RRS!
More productive outs than Lopez!
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
Can you write another inane Rangers team convo
That was awesome…
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 12, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Rather, not team
But announcers…
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 12, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
ok Sims, now Loafie's not the hardest strikeout in the American League
good thing you beat it to death while you had the chance.
Well with all of the people
who died in that cyclone in Myanmar, you’d think he’d be respective. Yes I know that tornados and cyclones are not the same, but the basic premise is similar.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
So between zero and one person watching
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not even the same type of natural disaster.
Why would anyone assume they were related?
...and now I'm here
Tidal waves and tsunamis aren't the same thing.
But people always think of one when the other is mentioned.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
Life's easier if you are only offended by injustice and genuine hate
rater than a bunch of inconsequential bullshit
by JI on May 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
File this for future use:
It’s never too early to make dead grandma jokes.
by JI on May 12, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
You + Behind A Dryer = Happy
I fucking hate you Mariners
That's stretching it Coach.
I could argue that he should not mention the heavy winds against his arm to be respectful of Myanmar. I can also say that he shouldn’t use the phrase “well stroked” as it is insensitive to rape victims.
...and now I'm here
You know what?
They should stop talking. By talking they are being insensitive to deaf people.
...and now I'm here
Both nouns
Like an ice cream machine and waving
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
One of those can be ice cream
The other can be feline Aids.
...and now I'm here
Tornados are sensative.
He should be more respectful.
...and now I'm here
This game is going too quickly.
I need more of my life wasted.
...and now I'm here
RRS has attitude...I love it
I fucking hate you Mariners
And there's the ballgame!
Following Jeff’s game outline perfectly.
So ESPN talking Griffey/Seattle now...
Accidently flipped to ESPN’s start of Sportscenter: “Who wins if Griffey goes to Seattle?”
Also; fuck you Lopez.
They came out with the NFL Power Rankings today too.
Also: Fuck you J-Lo.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
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I swear there was some post about our defense sucking
I fucking hate you Mariners
i've logged in to say this
i’d rather staple my dick repeatedly and have a dog rip out my nuts rather than watch this every other fucking day
YESSSS!! #1 draft pick...keep it up fellas!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Past a diving Betancourt
Is that the new past a diving Jeter?
Jesus Tapdancing Christ
I’ll admit: I stole that from Jeff.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
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