5/12: Open Game Thread, Part 2
I am concerned about you, Erik. Again.
6:13 update: and now I'm just mad at you.
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Blowers' contempt for anything intellectual is a constant cource of amusement.
by JI on May 12, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mike Blowers is our Joe Morgan
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by Frosty Raptor on May 12, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bill Krueger is our Steve Phillips and John Kruk combined
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by Frosty Raptor on May 12, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
except that Joe Morgan is a million times smarter
by JI on May 12, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously.
Joe Morgan gets some stuff, Bill Kreuger does not.
by JI on May 12, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I guess
Joe Morgan is just so willfully ignorant
by JLC on May 12, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should have kept Adam Jones as collateral
We’ll develop him, and when you’re ready to contend Baltimore, you can have him.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 12, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Erik's command off in addition to his slight loss in velocity?
I can’t see the game, so is he being squeezed or is he not commanding his FB.
by ASUBoyd on May 12, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not a minute into the show and House has already sprouted wings and stabbed 13
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 12, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck you you're on the wrong coast
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 12, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im just glad the rangers have stopped playing the Fox Baseball theme in between outs.
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 12, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pezzer keeps doing things to make casual fans like him more.
I kind of don’t like it.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 12, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lopez pulls the ball?
/non-sarcastic shocked face
by JLC on May 12, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Dave just say "Duran Duran?"
It was cut off so abruptly.
by JI on May 12, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BELTED to shallow right
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 12, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't in the other thread so apologies if it's been stated
but has everyone heard about Asdrubal Cabrera’s unassissted triple play?
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on May 12, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No?
But I can bet it will be SC’s #1 play tonight…
Barring something ridiculous in the C’s game of course
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So whats the chances that this team is as hilariously bi-polar as last years edition?
by Robert on May 12, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's awesome that this team is so fucking bipolar
that when asked about it’s bipolar-ness, LFoJL and I gave completely opposite answers
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where is Clement's power?
I know it may take time for him to adjust but I’m impatient
by marinator on May 12, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hamilton stole it
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 12, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was just about to say the same thing
and maybe 6x or 5x cheaper than Brad Wilkerson too?
by Fin on May 12, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Volquez is really good
Hamilton was more expensive than Wilkerson
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fair enough
so like trading Raffy Soriano for something actually valuable?
by Fin on May 12, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know that...
I was trying to think of a quick comparison based on talent, without the starter or reliever distinction. I guess it’d be fair to say Bavasi wouldn’t make that same trade.
by Fin on May 12, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But Richie is suspended right now.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he has "menacing tattoos"
So we can’t ever have him.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DUDE
Why does Hamilton do that only aginst the M’s?
by laxtonto on May 12, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he does that against everyone
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, just the moon shots...
All 3 so far aginst the Mariners have been over 400
by laxtonto on May 12, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Josh Hamilton is good
Erik Bedard is hurt
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 12, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy fuck, where the did that ball land??
GameCast has it off the map, literally
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That guy is incredible. Did everyone read that article on him getting heckled
by asshole fans all the time on ESPN?
by ASUBoyd on May 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I didn't it was his best work
I’d much rather see and Ankiel or Grienke story than a Hamilton story, to be honest
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With those arm tats Hamilton is damn lucky he doesn't have to interview for another job
by Jeff on May 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it was over when we went ahead 5-0
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 12, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit Bedard
If you’re hurt tell someone
by marinator on May 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Shit.
This game is not going to end well.
by BrianL on May 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bedard is broken.
THE ONE TIME WE GET AN EARLY LEAD
by JI on May 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember when Erik Bedard was really good?
by Matthew on May 12, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*Headdesk*
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 12, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait he hasn't used his splitter yet
Give him a chance
by JLC on May 12, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
repost.....
20mph winds SSW…26mph gust
Not good, Texas was alot of warning track powert hat will get out with this type of wind
by laxtonto on May 12, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think this is hilarious
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 12, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think you need more fist in your mouth
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 12, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quick, somebody check the receipt.
We need an extended warranty on the trade.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 12, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
92 mph fastball. That's normal for him.
by redwolf75 on May 12, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but he can't repeat it at all. His arm consistency is awful.
That homer Hamilton crushed? 88mph. :/
He isn’t repeating his throwing motion at all and has no command either. Unless he is purposfully pitching around Brandon Boggs. And in that case he needs to grow some balls.
by ASUBoyd on May 12, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what is going to be more enjoyable than this?
A beer festival.
I’ll be back for House.
by Matthew on May 12, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bedard doesn't look like he wanted to pitch today
Or does he always look so ‘meh’ on the mound?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Soooooo he'll miss his next start with hip inflammation, no?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bedard to guest-star on next week's House
by Alex B on May 12, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and a not about that episode
Striking out Sammy Sosa on three straight pitches in not impressive.
by JI on May 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that the one where a pitcher has his arm amputated because he touched a horse?
Or am I thinking of another medical drama…
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by Frosty Raptor on May 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Laird has some solid walk-up music
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 12, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How much of this is related to the ridiculously small strike zone?
I say 400%
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Go Cavs!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I heartily second that.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Screw the Cavs
LeBust is overrated.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on May 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Boston
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like Boston either
but you have to admit LeBron is pretty bad. I can’t believe he’s still the one dimensional offensive player my boss and I debated about 6 years ago.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on May 12, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what'd be awesome is if Erik Bedard were really good
by Jeff on May 12, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They day the offense actually puts out he chooses to suck.
by Fin on May 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"puts out"
heh
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're boned
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy fuck this game is pissing me off
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Talk about an off night
Well to be fair he’s only had one other bad start, and in that one he didn’t give up many runs.
by marinator on May 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lebron almost got destroyed again..rough fouls
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and fuck the mariners
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boo fucking hoo
He’s such a cry-baby bitch
by BHP on May 12, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See Manu Ginobili
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See your comment
Lebron is the biggest pussy bitch
by BHP on May 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is the wind blowing out?
Wind blowing out + Ameriquest + Small strike zone = 17-14 M’s loss.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Bedard just sucks today
I want Adam Jones back yesterday
by marinator on May 12, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Washburn will find a way to blame this on Kenji
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by Frosty Raptor on May 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
no, please not Baek.
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 12, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Warm the fuck up, someone.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 12, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well I'm off.
Thank God I have a class tonight so I don’t have to watch this [COATHANGER]
by BrianL on May 12, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember when it was 5-0?
This team sucks
by edddgar on May 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sooooooo hip injury is back?
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
More like arm...
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bedard goes 2 innings
He scatters 7 hits.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wonder what he'll say in the post game interview
I bet it will be riveting
by marinator on May 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can imagine
“Uh, I made a couple mistakes, I was fine, now GTFO”
by Fin on May 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, remember all the reasons we hated this trade?
by JI on May 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think anyone hated it in fear of Bedard being bad
by Jeff on May 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bedard being bad wasn't one of them.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish it were
I feel like saying “I told you so, bitch” to someone.
by JLC on May 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meanwhile Cliff Lee throws another 8 scoreless innings..
by ASUBoyd on May 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cha Seung Baek has given me 5.73 reasons to hate Korea
by JLC on May 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
He also gave us a double-play and 1-pitch groundout just now.
by Alaska on May 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll wait and see what he can manage after this
by JLC on May 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE also gets put in the shittiest situations.
by Alaska on May 12, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably because he's kind of a shitty pitcher
Not horrible, but let’s just say he’s not my first choice for rotation filler.
by JLC on May 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome, Baek threw a three-hit shutout once. Maybe I should go watch that game.
by HARRYP09 on May 12, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully he improves enough that we can get some decent prospects at the deadline.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 12, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Baek>Bedard
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Baek>4/5 the rotation
He doesn’t have shit on Felix though.
by Fin on May 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, yeah..I should have known by now but..
kind of assumed we would win with a 5 spot in the first inning and our “ace” pitching.
Someone should throw up that cockpunch picture.
by ASUBoyd on May 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yuni fielded a ball cleanly!
low expectations!
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand!
You know, for the German Duran AB…. forget it.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bedard and Felix were supposed to be our Unit and Schilling
Ibanez was our LuGo. It’s a clusterfrak of a death spiral now. Somebody turn out the lights.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whatever haters, Bedard still has a better ERA than Felix.
by JI on May 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and so was i
it sucks there isn’t a special font for sarcasm yet.
by Fin on May 12, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why isn't anyone sponsoring Baek's Baseball Reference page?
Can you think of a better use of $10?
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What kind of hooker can you get for 10 bucks?
by HARRYP09 on May 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only a woman who you don't have to pay for sex.
Maybe buy them a drink, stick a roofie and bam. Not that I ever have to resort to that of course.
by Fin on May 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two turns with your mom.
(lame, I know.)
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on May 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My dignity
Oops, no wait I lost that when I became a Mariners fan.
by JLC on May 12, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
60-100 Top Ramen Oodles N Noodles
Depending on where you live.
by Slica on May 12, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
chances Bedard'll blame Kenji after the game 100%
by basebliman on May 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That would require that Bedard speak words
by Jeff on May 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's got "yes" and "no" down pretty good.
Too bad he didn’t focus more on “strike” and “out”
by basebliman on May 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Offense
Don’t we do this all the time? Have an early big inning and then get like 2 hits the rest of the game? What’s up with that crap?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh no
We hardly ever have an early big inning
by marinator on May 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But when we do.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But last year we did this and very early in the year we did too
Scored 3-5 runs early then fell asleep till we fell behind late.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it was part of the Lollablueza fest last year
Remember, the series we were supposed to take the lead from the Angels and become AL West champs?
by Fin on May 12, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When do we?
When was the last time we had a big early inning? I seriously can’t remember
by marinator on May 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ian Kennedy recalled
hahahah weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by Jeff on May 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bedard with the sexy line of 2ip, 7h, 6r, 6er, 4bb, 2k, 2hr
by ASUBoyd on May 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
0-2 count..Wlad gets a walk..NICE
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He does this a lot
In between striking out and hitting homeruns
by JLC on May 12, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because Johjima is clearly better than him
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Johjima has earned his spot for being a veteran
And don’t you forget that.
by Fin on May 12, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2nd clean up
Not that he shouldn’t be first.
by Fin on May 12, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone
Has to be Yuni’s Double Play victim, and Wlad is the least likely to a single on the team.
by Slica on May 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was going to correct you, but...
Yuni has 5 GIDP already this year. Previous totals:
2007: 10
2006: 10
What happened to the Yuniwheels?
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take again!
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Green Light Yuni!
Do it! Be a man! Be 40!
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently Jim Knox is in terrific shape
I bet he uses that line on all the high schoolers he sits with.
by Jeff on May 12, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God damn these announcers make me hate the world
“There’s almost no way to measure how far a home run would have gone.”
Except for physics, asstards… Check out hit tracker…
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 12, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We could be watching history right now.
by HARRYP09 on May 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice of Yuni to not let Padilla walk him.
Quite charitable.
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey ump, I didn't know you were allowed to have two strike zones.
by JLC on May 12, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe that's why Vidro is playing the field.
Duh!
by Fin on May 12, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the things you'd want to fuck
would be far outweighed by the things you didn’t want to fuck.
by JI on May 12, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Corco at your service
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 12, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have it
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 12, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck this team.
Time to do something more productive
by JLC on May 12, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
:(
dang it
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 12, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yadier Molina is pulling a Lou Pineilla
at least something entertaining happened today
by JI on May 12, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You'll see it, I'm sure.
Got ejected, got in the umpire’s face, took off all his gear and left in on home plate, yelled some more, walked away.
by JI on May 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Asdrubal triple play???
Which veteran presence did we get for him again?
by Faux on May 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the Mariners defeated the White Sox 9-0.
the fuck?
by JI on May 12, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I fail to get my chem degree I can always go into journalism
Eduardo Perez #33 of the Seattle Mariners waves his helmut to the crowd after tripping and falling down and being tagged out by A.J. Pierzynski of the Chicago White Sox on September 21, 2006 at U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago, Illinois.
by JLC on May 12, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow..almost Yuni..wow
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that pitchout almost worked.
Can’t remember the last time I saw the pitcher guess right.
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every strike is sacred
Especially so with our staff
by Alex B on May 12, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, no one ever won anything with young kids.
by JI on May 12, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sexton would of had that,,,,
Ok so who am i fooling, no he wouldnt
by laxtonto on May 12, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Lopez, hold on to that one.
Ian Kinsler just keeps finding new ways to piss me off
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 12, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
don't worry, Baek will walk Young
and all will be forgotten.
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And him and Kinsler should already be out. Thanks defense!
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
please keep it in theyard....
wow….thank you
by laxtonto on May 12, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the ball was right into teh runner...jammed his hand...that's not easy.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah my fantasy team loves it
Lets get a couple more SBs Kinsler, and maybe Milton Bradley can go yard again.
by johnbai on May 12, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh no you di'int!
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fantasy teams are dead to MacReady

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by Frosty Raptor on May 12, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How long have you been waiting to use that?
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least it's not a dinosaur
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by Frosty Raptor on May 12, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've been waiting for At least it's not a dinosaur to use that?
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by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was waiting for Vidro to get DFA'd
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by Frosty Raptor on May 12, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
seriously guys… what else am I rooting for here?
OK, maybe I’ll stop trolling.
by johnbai on May 12, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No one cares about your fantasy team.
Couldn’t put it any plainer.
by Fin on May 12, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
House, mainly
only 123 more games of this.
):<
by Jeff on May 12, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't watch TV
so House is useless to me
by johnbai on May 12, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck that shit.
Lee goes 9 scoreless, doesn’t get a complete game.
by Faux on May 12, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So does Korean food
Source: Korean food
by marinator on May 12, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which one of those words should we pay attention to?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 12, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently you've never had kimchee
Or your taste buds are fucked up
by marinator on May 12, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm beginning to suspect you just hate foreign things
by Jeff on May 12, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is not true
A best friend of mine for years used to be Korean.
Then again he stole a bunch of shit from me and I told him to fuck off, but nevertheless.
by marinator on May 12, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's lots of different kinda of kimchee.
And Korean BBQ = drool
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 12, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've apparently haven't had the cat.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 12, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game would be so much more enjoyable with a little bit of Dickey.
they’d still be losing, but knuckleballs=excitement.
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm watching this game on YES.
The sadness in Kay’s voice makes me smile.
by Faux on May 12, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
even as a lifelong Seattlelite, I still find myself pulling for that team more and more each day
by basebliman on May 12, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good players aren't supposed to have pussy last names like Hamilton
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 12, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Alexander Hamilton = Revolutionary Bad-ass
by JLC on May 12, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forget who killed whom
Was it Burr or Hamilton that ate lead?
by johnbai on May 12, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alexander Hamilton can't hit a curveball
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 12, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was born in the Caribbean
I bet he’d be a good middle infielder.
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think i will go vote.
damn short primary ballots.
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 12, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who are you voting for?
::knifehead::
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 12, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not going to comment becuase if the OTness.
and ensuing shitstorm which is a can i don’t want ot open.
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 12, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just came back after a break.
Thanks for taking a dump, Erik!
by chinn on May 12, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I never for a minute thought we were going to win this game.
by JI on May 12, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How's the view from up in your ivory tower?
by JLC on May 12, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oddly enough
The dorm I live in is called Ivory Tower… but the view sucks
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 12, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This Saturday: 10:10am PDT, DRaysBay
blog invasion.
by Jeff on May 12, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We need to make sure we bring only the best Memes
This is a audition to the big leagues.
by Robert on May 12, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so we should bring the Ronald McDonald gremlin then?
by JLC on May 12, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is anyone good at photoshop?

Can we make him a Ray?
by JI on May 12, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just make sure that green patch between his legs is gone
by Robert on May 12, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it is here
Sadly, I did not make this and don’t know how to make another.
by JI on May 12, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no Lilibridge
We need a Bonds/flag salute photoshop in a Rays uniform though.
by JI on May 12, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Although it will cause me to betray everything I hold dear
I’m with you.
by JI on May 12, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are they aware?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I let RJ Anderson know, but he's keeping it quiet
by Jeff on May 12, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Destroy this subthread!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do we have to do it when I'm en route to Idaho?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 12, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't walk this retard Baek
What the fuck
by marinator on May 12, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
did you vote for the Google doodles today?
I was very disappointed in the third age category. Kids in grades 7-9 must be less talented.
by johnbai on May 12, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Baek, I will rip your balls out if you walk Laird.
by redwolf75 on May 12, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
On the plus side I never liked Mel Stottlemyre
by Jeff on May 12, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like rats who use canes
Splinter made a funny!
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
walk him walk him walk him walk him walk him
I want that #1 draft pick.
Fuck you, asshole.
by JLC on May 12, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Was Baek actually fired up??
it was hard to tell
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 12, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Four innings in two hours? This is gonna be a long night.
I’m glad the game started at 5.
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Baek is still trying
he hasn’t gotten the “fail” memo?
by johnbai on May 12, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i can't wait till the putz train giveaway is over.
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 12, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it'll promptly be replaced by a bobblehead giveaway
why else would anyone go to an M’s game?
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just as long as the commercial goes away
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 12, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lewin just compared Beltre to Ryan Sweeney RE RBI
Douchebag
by chinn on May 12, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently you don't get choice of feed on MLB.tv
...like I do with Extra Innings on DirecTV?
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't worry, you aren't missing much
Sims just praised Lopez for his productive outs.
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, he followed it up by pointing out that Ricky Henderson's a better base stealer than Raul
+1 for Dave
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sims did just laugh
at the idea of Ibanez stealing
by johnbai on May 12, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
jesus! doing everything we can to try to hi into a DP!
by basebliman on May 12, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vicente Padilla may get the win, but he won't get that double play
Way to hustle, M’s!
by yuniform on May 12, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
20 Productive Outs?
Holy shit – sign him to an extension!
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, you guys aren't watching the Seattle feed.
Never mind then.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The retarded optimistic fan side
says Jose funk blast, the realistic fan says weak pop up to right field.
by redwolf75 on May 12, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's not Maddon, dingus
it’s the freaking talent.
by Jeff on May 12, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dingus
anyone know the origin? Not used enough.
by johnbai on May 12, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dingus
Dutch dinges, whatchamacallit, from German Dings, from Middle High German dinges, genitive of dinc, thing, from Old High German ding, thing, assembly, case, thing.]
by Paytheline on May 12, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Part of me wants to change to the Rangers feed to experience Lewin's stupidity.
The real question: Is he worse than The Hawk?
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can put it on the boaaaaaaarrrrrdddd!!!
YUHHHHH——ESSSSS!!!
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lewin is more like Physioc bad
The Hawk is actually retarded
by chinn on May 12, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Physioc is still a level worse
Lewin isn’t godawful, he’s just difficult to listen to on account of his sixteen year old voice.
by Jeff on May 12, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sims and Neihaus are fantastic
I’ve taken the entire tour of the NL and there’s only 2 crews I like.
by JI on May 12, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Rangers' ballpark has fewer yards from home to the RF and LF poles than the one
at my NCAA division III college.
by redwolf75 on May 12, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OUR MIDDLE INFIELD HAS WALKED SIX TIMES OH JESUS
by Jeff on May 12, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Gods must be crazy
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 12, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this season right?
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 12, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahaha
at least lopez is taking first pitch strikes everytime he goes up
by AtomicGarden on May 12, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Charge the mound!
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 12, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK TEXAS...WARNING TRACK FUCK
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Warning track power no matter which stadium he's in
Fgnargagar
by Alex B on May 12, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope the guy who invented the concept of earned and unearned runs died in genocide
by Jeff on May 12, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Was that a plus defensive play...
by Vidro?? That would raise the numbers from earlier today, maybe.
by elsid on May 12, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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