5/12: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 5:58 PM PDT
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PrintI am concerned about you, Erik. Again.
6:13 update: and now I'm just mad at you.
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Mike Blowers is our Joe Morgan
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by Frosty Raptor on May 12, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Bill Krueger is our Steve Phillips and John Kruk combined
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by Frosty Raptor on May 12, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
except that Joe Morgan is a million times smarter
by JI on May 12, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously.
Joe Morgan gets some stuff, Bill Kreuger does not.
by JI on May 12, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
We should have kept Adam Jones as collateral
We’ll develop him, and when you’re ready to contend Baltimore, you can have him.
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Is Erik's command off in addition to his slight loss in velocity?
I can’t see the game, so is he being squeezed or is he not commanding his FB.
Not a minute into the show and House has already sprouted wings and stabbed 13
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 12, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
Im just glad the rangers have stopped playing the Fox Baseball theme in between outs.
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
Pezzer keeps doing things to make casual fans like him more.
I kind of don’t like it.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
I wasn't in the other thread so apologies if it's been stated
but has everyone heard about Asdrubal Cabrera’s unassissted triple play?
the other angels fan
No?
But I can bet it will be SC’s #1 play tonight…
Barring something ridiculous in the C’s game of course
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It's awesome that this team is so fucking bipolar
that when asked about it’s bipolar-ness, LFoJL and I gave completely opposite answers
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Hamilton stole it
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 12, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I know that...
I was trying to think of a quick comparison based on talent, without the starter or reliever distinction. I guess it’d be fair to say Bavasi wouldn’t make that same trade.
But Richie is suspended right now.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
But he has "menacing tattoos"
So we can’t ever have him.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy fuck, where the did that ball land??
GameCast has it off the map, literally
That guy is incredible. Did everyone read that article on him getting heckled
by asshole fans all the time on ESPN?
Yeah, I didn't it was his best work
I’d much rather see and Ankiel or Grienke story than a Hamilton story, to be honest
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
repost.....
20mph winds SSW…26mph gust
Not good, Texas was alot of warning track powert hat will get out with this type of wind
Quick, somebody check the receipt.
We need an extended warranty on the trade.
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Yeah, but he can't repeat it at all. His arm consistency is awful.
That homer Hamilton crushed? 88mph. :/
He isn’t repeating his throwing motion at all and has no command either. Unless he is purposfully pitching around Brandon Boggs. And in that case he needs to grow some balls.
You know what is going to be more enjoyable than this?
A beer festival.
I’ll be back for House.
Bedard doesn't look like he wanted to pitch today
Or does he always look so ‘meh’ on the mound?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Soooooo he'll miss his next start with hip inflammation, no?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
and a not about that episode
Striking out Sammy Sosa on three straight pitches in not impressive.
by JI on May 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that the one where a pitcher has his arm amputated because he touched a horse?
Or am I thinking of another medical drama…
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by Frosty Raptor on May 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
How much of this is related to the ridiculously small strike zone?
I say 400%
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
I heartily second that.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't like Boston either
but you have to admit LeBron is pretty bad. I can’t believe he’s still the one dimensional offensive player my boss and I debated about 6 years ago.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
"puts out"
heh
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
We're boned
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Holy fuck this game is pissing me off
NEEDS LESS SUCK
Talk about an off night
Well to be fair he’s only had one other bad start, and in that one he didn’t give up many runs.
Lebron almost got destroyed again..rough fouls
I fucking hate you Mariners
and fuck the mariners
I fucking hate you Mariners
Is the wind blowing out?
Wind blowing out + Ameriquest + Small strike zone = 17-14 M’s loss.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
Washburn will find a way to blame this on Kenji
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Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
NEEDS LESS SUCK
More like arm...
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
I don't think anyone hated it in fear of Bedard being bad
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Bedard being bad wasn't one of them.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Cha Seung Baek has given me 5.73 reasons to hate Korea
by JLC on May 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Probably because he's kind of a shitty pitcher
Not horrible, but let’s just say he’s not my first choice for rotation filler.
Hopefully he improves enough that we can get some decent prospects at the deadline.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
So, yeah..I should have known by now but..
kind of assumed we would win with a 5 spot in the first inning and our “ace” pitching.
Someone should throw up that cockpunch picture.
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand!
You know, for the German Duran AB…. forget it.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
Bedard and Felix were supposed to be our Unit and Schilling
Ibanez was our LuGo. It’s a clusterfrak of a death spiral now. Somebody turn out the lights.
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Only a woman who you don't have to pay for sex.
Maybe buy them a drink, stick a roofie and bam. Not that I ever have to resort to that of course.
60-100 Top Ramen Oodles N Noodles
Depending on where you live.
That would require that Bedard speak words
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
He's got "yes" and "no" down pretty good.
Too bad he didn’t focus more on “strike” and “out”
Offense
Don’t we do this all the time? Have an early big inning and then get like 2 hits the rest of the game? What’s up with that crap?
I fucking hate you Mariners
But when we do.
I fucking hate you Mariners
But last year we did this and very early in the year we did too
Scored 3-5 runs early then fell asleep till we fell behind late.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it was part of the Lollablueza fest last year
Remember, the series we were supposed to take the lead from the Angels and become AL West champs?
0-2 count..Wlad gets a walk..NICE
I fucking hate you Mariners
Because Johjima is clearly better than him
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone
Has to be Yuni’s Double Play victim, and Wlad is the least likely to a single on the team.
I was going to correct you, but...
Yuni has 5 GIDP already this year. Previous totals:
2007: 10
2006: 10
What happened to the Yuniwheels?
Take again!
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently Jim Knox is in terrific shape
I bet he uses that line on all the high schoolers he sits with.
God damn these announcers make me hate the world
“There’s almost no way to measure how far a home run would have gone.”
Except for physics, asstards… Check out hit tracker…
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
I think the things you'd want to fuck
would be far outweighed by the things you didn’t want to fuck.
by JI on May 12, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
You'll see it, I'm sure.
Got ejected, got in the umpire’s face, took off all his gear and left in on home plate, yelled some more, walked away.
by JI on May 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Asdrubal triple play???
Which veteran presence did we get for him again?
the Mariners defeated the White Sox 9-0.
the fuck?
by JI on May 12, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
If I fail to get my chem degree I can always go into journalism
Eduardo Perez #33 of the Seattle Mariners waves his helmut to the crowd after tripping and falling down and being tagged out by A.J. Pierzynski of the Chicago White Sox on September 21, 2006 at U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago, Illinois.
wow..almost Yuni..wow
I fucking hate you Mariners
Every strike is sacred
Especially so with our staff
Fuck Lopez, hold on to that one.
Ian Kinsler just keeps finding new ways to piss me off
NEEDS LESS SUCK
And him and Kinsler should already be out. Thanks defense!
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah my fantasy team loves it
Lets get a couple more SBs Kinsler, and maybe Milton Bradley can go yard again.
Oh no you di'int!
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Fantasy teams are dead to MacReady
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by Frosty Raptor on May 12, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
How long have you been waiting to use that?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
At least it's not a dinosaur
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by Frosty Raptor on May 12, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
You've been waiting for At least it's not a dinosaur to use that?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I was waiting for Vidro to get DFA'd
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by Frosty Raptor on May 12, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
House, mainly
only 123 more games of this.
):<
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck that shit.
Lee goes 9 scoreless, doesn’t get a complete game.
Which one of those words should we pay attention to?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 12, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm beginning to suspect you just hate foreign things
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
This is not true
A best friend of mine for years used to be Korean.
Then again he stole a bunch of shit from me and I told him to fuck off, but nevertheless.
There's lots of different kinda of kimchee.
And Korean BBQ = drool
NEEDS LESS SUCK
You've apparently haven't had the cat.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
This game would be so much more enjoyable with a little bit of Dickey.
they’d still be losing, but knuckleballs=excitement.
I'm watching this game on YES.
The sadness in Kay’s voice makes me smile.
Alexander Hamilton can't hit a curveball
NEEDS LESS SUCK
No
This is wow
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 12, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
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Who are you voting for?
::knifehead::
NEEDS LESS SUCK
not going to comment becuase if the OTness.
and ensuing shitstorm which is a can i don’t want ot open.
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 12, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Just came back after a break.
Thanks for taking a dump, Erik!
Oddly enough
The dorm I live in is called Ivory Tower… but the view sucks
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 12, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Is anyone good at photoshop?
Can we make him a Ray?
by JI on May 12, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
it is here
Sadly, I did not make this and don’t know how to make another.
by JI on May 12, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
no Lilibridge
We need a Bonds/flag salute photoshop in a Rays uniform though.
by JI on May 12, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Although it will cause me to betray everything I hold dear
I’m with you.
by JI on May 12, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Are they aware?
I fucking hate you Mariners
I let RJ Anderson know, but he's keeping it quiet
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Destroy this subthread!
I fucking hate you Mariners
did you vote for the Google doodles today?
I was very disappointed in the third age category. Kids in grades 7-9 must be less talented.
just as long as the commercial goes away
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 12, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently you don't get choice of feed on MLB.tv
...like I do with Extra Innings on DirecTV?
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
well, he followed it up by pointing out that Ricky Henderson's a better base stealer than Raul
+1 for Dave
20 Productive Outs?
Holy shit – sign him to an extension!
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
Wait, you guys aren't watching the Seattle feed.
Never mind then.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
The retarded optimistic fan side
says Jose funk blast, the realistic fan says weak pop up to right field.
Dingus
Dutch dinges, whatchamacallit, from German Dings, from Middle High German dinges, genitive of dinc, thing, from Old High German ding, thing, assembly, case, thing.]
Part of me wants to change to the Rangers feed to experience Lewin's stupidity.
The real question: Is he worse than The Hawk?
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
You can put it on the boaaaaaaarrrrrdddd!!!
YUHHHHH——ESSSSS!!!
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Lewin is more like Physioc bad
The Hawk is actually retarded
I think Physioc is still a level worse
Lewin isn’t godawful, he’s just difficult to listen to on account of his sixteen year old voice.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Sims and Neihaus are fantastic
I’ve taken the entire tour of the NL and there’s only 2 crews I like.
by JI on May 12, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
The Rangers' ballpark has fewer yards from home to the RF and LF poles than the one
at my NCAA division III college.
this season right?
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 12, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahaha
at least lopez is taking first pitch strikes everytime he goes up
by AtomicGarden on May 12, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK TEXAS...WARNING TRACK FUCK
I fucking hate you Mariners
Was that a plus defensive play...
by Vidro?? That would raise the numbers from earlier today, maybe.
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