5/12: Open Game Thread
Seattle Mariners at Texas Rangers, May 12, 2008 5:05 PM PDT
Griffey blows. Ken Griffey Jr is an absolutely terrible baseball player.
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I didn't want to make a fanpost out of this.
But Carlos Delgado’s agent is insane.
http://www.nj.com/mets/index.ssf/2008/05/breaking_news_delgados_agent_i.html
by Fett42 on May 12, 2008 3:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That can't be real
I refuse to believe that anyone with Carlos Delgado’s reputation as a generally good guy would have that person as an agent…
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Real or not, it's hilarious.
“So’s your Mom.”
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 12, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Griffey worse than GMJ right now?
Just wondering if I could somehow be thankful (relatively) for Gary.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on May 12, 2008 3:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Worse than Ibanez?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is reason to believe that Griffey is a -35 < x < -25 defensive outfielder
by Jeff on May 12, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure there is
but it the same time I find it hard to believe that Griffey has worse instincts and skills than Ibanez does.
by JI on May 12, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So is Ibanez
I know he’s horrible but I refuse to believe that he is Raul horrible.
by JI on May 12, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Churchill wrote
"Griffey is at least better defensively than Ibanez is.
What USSM and LL probably don’t see yet is that Griffey is at a disadvantage when it comes to all the sabr stats for defense.
Without formulating it in (it’s totally unintentional) the stats skew to players that play in bigger ballparks.
He’s got more room to cover and gets to this % of balls hit out there, so he must be better…
Ridiculous."
I do not know anything about defensive stats, just wanted someone’s take on this who knows how to measure defense, since Churchill’s is an opinion I respect.
by ASUBoyd on May 12, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seems like it would be the opposite, and they would skew to the smaller parks
because the guys in smaller parks turn a greater % of balls in zone into outs (conceivably) because the zone is smaller
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I respect MGL's more
to say nothing of Churchill. MGL is just really smart. I tend to believe what he says.
by Jeff on May 12, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jason's wrong
Parks are compensated for.
by davidcameron on May 12, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that would be that then.
Thanks
by ASUBoyd on May 12, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Loafie's OPS is .710.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he plays 2B
and plays it pretty well.
Do you understand how that makes a straight OPS comparison dumb?
by Matthew on May 12, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes. I'm pointing out that OPS is not always a great
way to judge a hitter.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No...
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by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if Lincoln will order Bavasi to acquire the Whiffster
Just to placate the unruly masses.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 12, 2008 3:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought he could be useful as a left-handed DH?
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by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 3:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As a DH he'd be somewhere at or below average
As a position player he’d be nothing short of an apocalyptic nightmare.
by Jeff on May 12, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KGJ has an OPS + of 86, Richie has an OPS+ of 99 Raul has an OPS+ of 130
by InSpokane on May 12, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still dont understnd defense stats
I was trying to show that he can’t hit anymore either
by InSpokane on May 12, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Griffey worse than Andruw Jones?
I went to the Dodgers game on Saturday and holy shit Jones looks DONE. Why they continue to play him and not Eithier I do not know.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on May 12, 2008 3:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait they're not playing Eithier?
I thought they got smart at the beginning of the season and said that Pierre was the 4thOF. What happened?
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on May 12, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kemp was the odd man out at the start of the season
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by Frosty Raptor on May 12, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's now everyday and Either is odd man out.
They’re both on my fantasy team, so I know this. Ha ha.
by SethGrandpa on May 12, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For awhile Ethier was playing every day
but then when Juan Pierre started walking more they put him back in the line up and started playing Kemp every day. Andruw Jones continues to get starts for whatever reason.
I don’t understand Torre’s thinking. First Ethier is every day and Kemp is not, then it is the other way around. They both need to be in the lineup in order to give the Dodgers their best chance of winning.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on May 12, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate the Reds' trainers.
They can burn for all I care. >:(
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by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know what?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you stop, please?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, if you think about it, it's actually pretty obvious.
He got hurt with the Mariners right? But they were all from smashing into walls and stuff. With Cincinnati, they’ve all been stupid injuries that, with a decent training staff, could be prevented.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I doubt this is true.
Plus (forgetting the 10 years he played in the Kingdome) they had turf in Cincy too. Turf will fuck you up.
Again, make more sense, you can’t just say a bunch of random stuff and expect everyone to know what you mean.
by JI on May 12, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See: Jose Vidro.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are we going to get owned by Padilla again tonight?
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 4:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe he's averaging 6 1/3 innings per start this year.
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by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bob Finnigan has a hit out on Jeff right now.
Be afraid Jeff, be very afraid.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 12, 2008 4:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Finnigan will eventually catch up to him.
It may take one year, two years, or even a couple of decades, but he’ll catch up to him!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Padilla pitching again?
Hmmm, I might just have to watch this game for the potential fireworks.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 12, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's trade Felix for Upton!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 12, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well duh. I was being sarcastic. You know, about
your signature?
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by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With you Coach, I can't be to sure.
And I was saying no from Arizona’s perspective.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 12, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't that what you love about me?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
.....
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 12, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
......
No good?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Griffey may blow
But he’ll be a Mariner before the end of the year. Maybe even in Center Field, but probably DHing.
by Smegmalicious on May 12, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
See you in Cincinnati, Clement. :(
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by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to see an Ibanez/Griffey/Morse outfield before I die.
by JI on May 12, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What about Ibanez/Griffey/Lampkin?
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by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he played it.
Morse isn’t a real outfielder either.
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by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fine then.
How about Ibanez/Griffey/Al Martin? Good enough for you?
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by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's in the Mexico Leagues, I think.
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by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With Jarrod "The Magic School Bus" Washburn on the hill
Can I petition to make that Wash’s new nickname? He throws his teammates under the bus and was caught with girls who belong on school buses. I think it’s a win.
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck it
Bring on Junior!
We’re not winning anyway, so we might as well lose at hard as we can.
by Garces on May 12, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It certainly wouldn't be lacking for hilarity
by Jeff on May 12, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't imagine they'd put him in the outfield
Can I?
by Garces on May 12, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't even know how they'd fit him in
but I imagine it would be right field since DH’ing him would either bench Clement or bench Johjima.
by Jeff on May 12, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Griffey for CF! Bench Ichiro! He hurts the team by not diving!
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by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better RF than LF.
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by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brad Wilkerson batted leadoff for the Jays today
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 12, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They're throwing away their DER lead.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 12, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Run away...
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by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Worst player in baseball
Looks like he’s desperate for a piss.
by Alex B on May 12, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or maybe he's going to throw... you know... at somebody.
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by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hadn't seen that, it's pretty funny
but you know you can actually say “his jock” on here and you won’t get in trouble, right? We like pottymouths.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 12, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coach hates swearing
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would be awesome if Bedard could throw up one of those
12-16K games at some point.
by Matthew on May 12, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Neyer agrees, hops on Whiffey is not M's savior bandwagon
From the Neyer…
Griffey might have some real value as a drawing card. Based on what he’s done over these last three seasons (including this one), he doesn’t have much value as an actual player, and might struggle to be an average American League hitter. I can see acquiring him only if it’s not at the expense of the young players and the M’s have concluded that they’re out of the running for a playoff spot.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 12, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this why Steve Phillips isn't a General Manger anymore?
TRADE JUNIOR Yes, Ken Griffey Jr. is one of the few reasons to visit Great American Ball Park, but it’s time to make the tough decisions. Griffey is signed only through this year, with a club option for 2009. As a 10-and-five player, he can veto any deal, but Chicago is a popular destination, so call White Sox GM Ken Williams, who’s tried to get Griffey in the past, and ask for Josh Fields or Carlos Quentin. The Sox have a shot, and Griffey would be huge in Chi-Town. Then call up top prospect Jay Bruce, and put him in center for the next 10 years.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 12, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy frak it doesn't end!
On trading Adam Dunn, Phillips says thusly…
Go to the Giants, who need offense to replace Barry Bonds, and ask for Matt Cain. Go to Toronto and request a package that includes Adam Lind and Dustin McGowan or Shawn Marcum. Call Cleveland, which is desperate for bats, and ask for Cliff Lee and one of these three: OF Franklin Gutiérrez and lefties Jeremy Sowers and Aaron Laffey.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 12, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Three Cheers
No Cairo today…..
Three Boo’s for Vidro at first base batting second!
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 12, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There are fewer good jokes to be made about Cairo
So it’s an improvement from a game-thread perspective. Which is all that matters these days, really.
by Alex B on May 12, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can make many fat and eating jokes about Turbo
by eponymous_coward on May 12, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel it may be a strong theme tonight
Especially when he is forced to leave mid-game with back spasms.
by Alex B on May 12, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Especially when he is forced to leave mid-game to get his pizza delivery order.
(fixed your post)
by eponymous_coward on May 12, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KGJ = Raul
They’re both immobile DHs who have no business playing OF or hitting against LHP.
If the AL goes to a double DH league, getting Griffey would be great. Otherwise, it’s a disaster. The Mariners need to quit adding DHs to the roster, as they already have 3 (Raul, Turbo, Sexson), and they’ve already gone through a few more (Norton, Morse).
by eponymous_coward on May 12, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just had a horrible, horrible thought.
What if we traded for KGJ and had to eat both his option AND Turbo’s at the end of the season?
by BrianL on May 12, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what the Mariners call "Monday"
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 12, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Junior's option was a team option.
by eponymous_coward on May 12, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What makes you think this team wouldn't pick up that option?
by BrianL on May 12, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KGJ would probably hang it up if he had a terrible 2008
and Turbo won’t play enough to vest if he keeps sucking this badly.
by eponymous_coward on May 12, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well acquiring Junior would guarantee that there aren't any at bats for Turbo
because dear God, I can’t imagine they’d actually give up Clement or Balentien for him
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Junior to RF
Vidro, for some bizarre reason back to DH, Wlad and Clement back to AAA
Idiotic, but nothing surprises me anymore.
by BrianL on May 12, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think Slocumb for Varitek AND Lowe. :(
by eponymous_coward on May 12, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would be much worse if they traded Clement/Balentien..
Varitek was 25 and hitting .772 in AAA and Derek Lowe was getting shelled in Seattle. At least they could write it off as two “busts” at the time :(
by ASUBoyd on May 12, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clement and Wlad's combined OPS is pretty bad.
Just sayin’.
by eponymous_coward on May 12, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeahhhhh but...
Balentien is at least on pace for 35 hrs and Clement had an over .900 OPS in AAA, so is known to be legit. Plus is 23.
Of course I know what youre sayign though. Too scary to think about haha..
by ASUBoyd on May 12, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We can get Turbo to eat Griffey's option
by Alex B on May 12, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'll probably eat Griffey himself.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rays are auctioning off a pitching lesson with Scott Kazmir
Oh man, that would be sweet.
by Alex B on May 12, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How long until "A Hitting Lesson With Jose Vidro"?
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by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know this. I'm saying that the Mariners think he is.
good and once they see this, they’ll make “A Hitting Lesson With Jose Vidro”.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope he's put a bid in
He really stands to benefit. Or blow his elbow out.
Win either way.
by Alex B on May 12, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some little kid is gonna get his elbow slaughtered
by Jeff on May 12, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're doing a 1 hour hitting lesson with Cliff Floyd too
That’s 5 mins of hitting practice and 55 mins learning about hamstring injuries
by Alex B on May 12, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Triunfel for Griffey, Jr.
You heard it here first.
Make it happen, Bill.
by esoteric on May 12, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Throw in Aumont?
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 12, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Ramirez.
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by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Austin Bibens-Dirkx
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 12, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really want to see that name on the back of a Jersey.
by esoteric on May 12, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to see in on the back of a Guernsey.
So there.
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by Llewdor on May 12, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What kind of heartless prick would deny a man his well-desrved homecoming?
You know what you are? You’re one of the so-called “SaberMetric” twat scars, that’s what you are. Griffey brings a hometown name and 600HR!
by esoteric on May 12, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Picked that phrase up from a college buddy who came from Jersey.
It’s really a New Jersey sort of term, when you think about it.
by esoteric on May 12, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
B...bu..b.b..bu..b..but he's French-Canadian!
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by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Turbo in the two hole ...
Squinty’s really just throwing darts at a board at this point, isn’t he?
by The Ghost of Spike Owen on May 12, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I really want to trade for Griffey
If we’re going to suck, I want to be entertained watching the trainwreck, and having Griffey back would be nostalgically awesome.
Bill – go get Griffey. Trade Turbo for him!!! (And please, please, please don’t trade anyone more valuable than Ryan Feierabend)
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I might have this in my dad's basement if it would help with the nostalgia

by InSpokane on May 12, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Griffey would be a nostalgically awesome trainwreck indeed.
Play him in CF!
by BrianL on May 12, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't see why not
this team isn’t going anywhere this year, so put a little fun into what’s left of the season
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 12, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you mean Bush league?
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on May 12, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you really love capital letters, sure.
by ASUBoyd on May 12, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just making a proper noun out of it
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on May 12, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's ugly and there's unfortunatly ugly.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 12, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh shit, that's an ugly motherfucker
I bet if he was a fry cook, he wouldn’t be getting any. Infact…maybe that could be what happened to his face.
by Fin on May 12, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is there any candy left?

I’ll fuck you up if there isn’t. I ain’t afraid of jail-time.
by Alex B on May 12, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who had that House "Bros before Hos" gif?
That thing was awesome.
by BrianL on May 12, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bust ‘em in
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on May 12, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Josh Lewin
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 12, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I vote for Bedard
drilling Kinsler in his first at-bat….. just to make the whole series interesting.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 12, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fire and brimstone eh Dave?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 12, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Neihaus: "We may have the best pitching matchup in baseball right here."
by ThundaPC on May 12, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least we know if Bedard gets shelled it is Kenji's fault.
by ASUBoyd on May 12, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish Kenji would stay under the damn bus.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 12, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish Wash would go under the bus as well.
And he can take Cairo with him.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But Kenji is suffering from bus spasms
by Alex B on May 12, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Back of the bus spasms?
You racist
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 12, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I enjoyed him as Shrek
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pleasent Bedard Evening!!
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 12, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whenever I see your screen name, all I can think of is this:
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by JI on May 12, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I'm pretty sure this is what he's going for

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 12, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i actually run a fansite for that show..
im a sad person
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 12, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck is he in the 2-hole for?
Jesus CHRIST!!!
by lyleleander on May 12, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Turbos up!
I haven’t seen this fat mug on gamecast in a while. Oh Turbo, how I haven’t missed you at all…
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beat Padilla with the ugly stick
with which his mother beat him so thoroughly
by Lents Park Homer on May 12, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Like your mother said to your father,
“IT’S HUGE”
by JI on May 12, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish Beltre would've swung at that one
That would’ve been funny.
by ThundaPC on May 12, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltre really wanted to swing at that...wow
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Blowers is only semi paying attention to Niehaus
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 12, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Griffey would help us immensely
In the race for Strasburg.
by Ike Clanton on May 12, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who?
says the guy who hasn’t been paying attention
by Lents Park Homer on May 12, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Griffey's the dude who played centre for us a while ago
He was pretty good
by Graham on May 12, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why did we decide to flat out insult Griffey?
Did he do something recently that deserved our scorn?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 12, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Semi-Kata'd!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltre 0-1..error charged...Beltre is an unlucky man, still.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RAUUUUUL
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IBANEZ EN FUEGO
Fuck you, Padilla
by Lents Park Homer on May 12, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vidro en Fuego, please
Either metaphorically or actually.
by Alex B on May 12, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sexy at bat for J-Lo
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF?
I turn away to do work for like thirty seconds and we have three runs?
WILL BEDARD WIN???????
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
good time for a Clement homer
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 12, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Feast on Padilla's entrails my children of the sea!
Feast!
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 12, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CLEMENT!! WOOT
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bad defense.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 12, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BALK!!
THAT WAS ALL JOHJIMA!!
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stop blaming Joh!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who laced the Rangers' gatorade jug with CRACK?
wow.
by lyleleander on May 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh Hamilton may be awesome, but that was a really, really sucky throw.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Padilla drunk?
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
where waws this last week?
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on May 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just tuned in
HAHAHAHAHA Right back at you Texas
by chinn on May 12, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who do we have pitching again?
(checks)
......
(drools)
by ThundaPC on May 12, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
According to Dave Neihaus before the game
This could be the best pitching matchup of the day.
by ThundaPC on May 12, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love how the Texas crowd booed Hamilton after his error
I mean, he’s had such a shit start to the season.
by Alex B on May 12, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh man I have no idea what's going on right now
by Nick S on May 12, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Welcome to Hardball Made Easy: Lesson 42 - How to Play Hung Over
Special guests the Texas Rangers, with your host Ron Stilanovich
by Lents Park Homer on May 12, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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