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Good has finally come out of this terrible week

It appears that SBN has finally fixed the search feature. Now I am able to count how many times the following phrases were uttered:

"Go M's": 7,303 436 times (Thanks Power Search!)

"Fuck you M's": 352 times

"I love you": 1,496 times

"Die in a Fire": 136 times

"Griffey": 1,282 times

"Bonds": 1,479 times

"John Olerud Sucks": 170 times

"Thats What She Said": 329 times

"Lillibridge": 142 times (God I hate this meme)

"Go gay for": 77 times

"Your mother is a Whore" 4 times


And it looks like they even added a nifty new option called Power Search

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Bah, I thought this was about the Angels getting swept.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on May 11, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

"Go M's": 7,303 times"

That’s definitely wrong. Go search it and look at the comments that come up as matches. I don’t know what the search engine is doing… it brings up comments where only “go” is mentioned and not “m’s”. No wonder that number is so big. It should probably only be like 500 or something.

by vkut79 on May 11, 2008 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't trust that I love you/Die in a fire ratio

Perhaps the spurious “DIAF” wasn’t included.

by OlSalty on May 11, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm "rape" has been used 225 times

“holocaust” has been used 30 times

“miners” has been used 72 times (zomg 72 is my favorite number!)

“9/11” has been used 91 times

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 11, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

"Katal is a pimp" has been used zero times

Awwwwwwww.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on May 11, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

The word "dildo" appears 18 times

I am responsible for 10 of the utterances, AK is responsible for one, only four usages came up that were not inspired by my inital posting of the word.

by JI on May 11, 2008 11:19 PM PDT reply actions  

6279 comments come up for "Librocrat"

I have 6211 comments. So we can assume someone has mentioned my screen name 68 times. 5 People used “Libocrat” and 8 people used “Libro.”

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 12, 2008 2:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Correct.

I’m popular in the way the tan, rich, somewhat attractive but buckled high school girls are popular. I am known as popular despite not actually being liked by anyone.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 12, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay

so searching for “Jeff” results in 2,532 FanPosts and 49,455 comments

Searching for “Mariners” brings 1,202 FanPosts and 21,084 comments

by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 9:07 AM PDT reply actions  

On a related note

there are76,554 comments for “Jeff” on the whole of SBN, and 49,455 come from LL.

by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't yet searched for what will no doubt be

the most popular search term across all of SBN…

PANTHER!!!!!!!

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on May 12, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

4152

though the carolina panthers skewed that number a bit.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 12, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

All comments created by someone with those words in their screenname are included in the total.

So Jeff’s comments are included in that total, as well as any other Jeff. But yeah, I bet he comes up a lot.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 12, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff has made 42,500 comments

so we’ve made ~8,000 comments about him.

And at least one of those belonged to Skoorbo.

by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

If this were USSM it would be more

because people direct their comments to Dave and DMZ. Here we ask a general question and Jeff or someone answers.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 12, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first entry under "Jeff" is actually a reference to Jeff Nelson.

So that’s a pretty fuzzy number.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 12, 2008 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point. Nelson and Weaver = You.

Way to be associated.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 12, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but whoever referred to Weaver as "Jeff"

he was either Reefer Jaw or just “Weaver” or “WTF WHY IS HE STILL IN THE GAME?”

by seattlebruin on May 12, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Fuck my pussy" = 21 times.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 12, 2008 11:56 AM PDT reply actions  

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