5/10: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff on May 10, 2008 8:08 PM PDT
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What is the OBP of the Mariner ball girls?
I bet they beat out Cairo
by nwtrev on May 10, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I once had a ballgirl have the hots for me
by Robert on May 10, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lie-dar going off.
WEE OOO WEE OOO
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 10, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why didn't you tap that?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a girlfriend
Who is currently not my GF >:(
by Robert on May 10, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure your girlfriend would have understood
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My girlfriend was not a fan of said ballgirl
by Robert on May 10, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
regardless menage a trois
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i agree. ball girls are hot**
- when they are cute and over 21 of course
by nwtrev on May 10, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not 21 yet
so ballgirls are hot
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not 21 anymore
I just want my girls to be old enough to buy me beer
by nwtrev on May 10, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew a ballgirl who I worked with a year ago
She was cool.
by Fin on May 10, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
their defense is pretty good
Obligatory Utube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN36gV4-K3U
....
by nwtrev on May 10, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
any of you have kids?
I need me some of those Mariners sunglasses
by nwtrev on May 10, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
put it on the board
KING AWESOME
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KING AWESOME!!!
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 10, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
5 more of those Adrian
You can do eet.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 10, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Next week's home runs don't count for this game
by Graham on May 10, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should get a handicap.
For playing Willie and Cairo.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 10, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beltre to the offense:
Fuck you I’ll do it all myself.
by BrianL on May 10, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Great timing for this commercial.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 10, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WFB workin' on that Golden Sombraro
I wonder if he pisses on it to give that fine Paulsbo shine.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 10, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry San Diego
We’ll help you sort out your problems.
by BrianL on May 10, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish I had eaten dinner earlier.
Because I am really ready to start drinking.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 10, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bloomquist bating second with two strikeouts already....
.......BWAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by JLC on May 10, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoever fucking thinks its a good idea to put Bloomquist and Cairo in the same lineup should be shot in an alley
If I was Squinty, I would bitch to Lincoln, Armstrong, and Bavasi every single moment about how shitty they constructed this team. Fuck.
by Fin on May 10, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You do know that Miguel Cairo is on this team because of Squinty, right?
I’m not excusing Bavasi for making the worse bench ever, but Cairo is only on the team because McLaren wants Willie Depth.
by JLC on May 10, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did not know that
Well FUCK Squinty too then.
by Fin on May 10, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The organization selected Cairo over Norton
Because it’s more important to have speed off the bench than it is to have a hitter.
by ThundaPC on May 10, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahahaha fuck off Raul.
7 runs, your fault.
by BrianL on May 10, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OMGGGGG
How can they not understand how much Ibanez is costing this club???
Are they in denial?
by vkut79 on May 10, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, goodnight LL
Thanks for the fun
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 10, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who's "Raul"?
With all this shit he’s causing, he’s entered into the anti-matter universe and had the polarity of his “u” reversed.
Ranl Ibauez, aka Lord Negaverse
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 10, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SoDo Oh No*
- yeah. that was lame. I’m going to the bar
by nwtrev on May 10, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're horse [bleep], and we're going to be horse [bleep] for the rest of our lives.
We are the [bleep] of Seattle. We’re the Seattle [bleep].
by JLC on May 10, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Noooooooooo
Clement! You’re supposed to be the anti-Vidro, stop striking out!
by Fin on May 10, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Even the new guys suck...
This is depressing on so many levels.
by vkut79 on May 10, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In order to get more people to post in game threads
I will, for the remainder of the weekend, recommend every single post after this one. You can’t lose, people.
by JLC on May 10, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're like the opposite of the Mariners
by Graham on May 10, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
The front office needs to trade for Ken Griffey Jr.
He will bring this team a much needed spark and infusion of veteran talent.
by BrianL on May 10, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That is exactly what they would do
And it will cost… clement?
by vkut79 on May 10, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Package Clement, Wlad, and Triunfel.
That should just about enough, right?
by BrianL on May 10, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Put Aumont in there too.
Whats a trade without throwing in every future pitcher you have?
by joof on May 10, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Whiffey is not your Savior
Roar chomp munch munch
Sorry, I’m just too depressed about the game to write anything intelligible there at the moment
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 10, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Where is Dan Wilson these days
Perhaps he could fill the hole at catcher
by Robert on May 10, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So its kind of hard to tell if the pitcher is good or bad
In both cases we get owned…
by vkut79 on May 10, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Hahahahaha I just saw the Cabrera "double"
my sides hurt from laughing
by JLC on May 10, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We haven't made any errors yet
I knew the game was missing something
by Graham on May 10, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
BAEK TO THE RESCUE
He will give up negative runs, enabling us to win 1-0
by vkut79 on May 10, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This game very well could be 1-0 in favor of Seattle
if it wasn’t for Raul.
Even if this isn’t true I’m blaming this loss on Raul.
by BrianL on May 10, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
no my bad I mean 6/7
One of the home runs “would have happened anyway”
by vkut79 on May 10, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Perhaps somebody could Corcobait and liven things up abit
by Robert on May 10, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Corco at your service
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wish American car companies would try
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
they do
tkae a look at GM’s resurgence
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
that's just wrong
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
no, it's not
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I already recommended this
but I would do it again if I could
by JLC on May 10, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So like excessive masturbation
there’s no harm in recommending every post, right?
by JLC on May 10, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You'll go blind
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by Frosty Raptor on May 10, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I looked for it for hours the last time I wanted to use it.
I could always stream the video and screen shot it…
by JI on May 10, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you actually recommending?
JW because I don’t see any recs on the posts
by vkut79 on May 10, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If I watch the WGN feed I can see them suck three seconds sooner.
by JI on May 10, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
need to use pic in pic on that
so you can see the suck with an echo effect
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
by wadswerth on May 10, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
OK. I'm new here but
why isn’t someone fucking something?
by nwtrev on May 10, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
too much homework
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
crap. i piled on a dean meme?
WoooooT. Go Sonics…. wait… nevermind
by nwtrev on May 10, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If we put in R.A. Dickey
this game would instantly be 30% more dicktastic
by JI on May 10, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Baek don't be so afraid, the losing is guranteed now
It won’t be your fault
by vkut79 on May 10, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
its to bad we cant do
our september call ups now
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
by wadswerth on May 10, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
if they would let Cairo pitch an inning
my interest would be rejuvenated
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Because you didn't use the reply buttom
I am not recommending this
by JLC on May 10, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just read part of Art Thiel's Out of Left Field
1. If Yamauchi had his way and the M’s signed Nomo in 1996, they might have been able to win it all in 1997.
2. That book is hard to read. Thiel’s “prose” is competent I guess but…rather Washburnistic.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 10, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Washburnistic?
Containing elements indicative of Washburn’s pitching, I suppose.
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on May 10, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I actually love that book
I ran into Art Theil while reading it in a book store
by Robert on May 10, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If we had re-signed Mike Jackson
or had one decent relief arm we might have been able to win it in 1997.
What about Scott Sanders’ collapse. That was probably the worst thing to happen to the team. Going into that season a Johnson/Fassero/Moyer/Sanders/no God no not him rotation looked beastly on paper.
by JI on May 10, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Didn't that rotation set an AL record for strikeouts in a season by a pitching staff?
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by Frosty Raptor on May 10, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I doubt it.
Only Johnson and Fassero were K pitchers
by JI on May 10, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Which is why I was shocked by the stat
I think I read it in Street and Smith’s 1998 season preview.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 10, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
OMG DID I JUST DIE
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
..Cairo got a hit?
And Joh got one earlier.
...
by krb on May 10, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Holy shit no comments.
Woo high draft pick?
by redwolf75 on May 10, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Dude this is a lot of comments for a saturday with a horrible team
by vkut79 on May 10, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Ichiro woulda been polishing his shoes in the dugout
by nwtrev on May 10, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Broomstick can eat the peanuts out of my shit
by chinn on May 10, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
What is that strange symbol that appears under inning number 6?
by chinn on May 10, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
someone forgot to tell beltre
that this game is a lost cause
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
by wadswerth on May 10, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Man I can't wait for Beltre to get out of here
I need me some Tui action
by JLC on May 10, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Winning this game would be worth it
if for no other reason then to drink Hawk’s tears.
by JI on May 10, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'd rather have Floyd perfect into the ninth tomorrow
and lose it on a Cairo infield single.
by discovolante on May 10, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What suck is that
by vkut79 on May 10, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Back to back homers and we're right back in it
sorry for stating the obvious
by nwtrev on May 10, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
If we win this game
I will smile
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This is the first rally we've had in weeks
by Graham on May 10, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Why are Mariners standing on bases!
I don’t get it! Someone explain this to me!
by joof on May 10, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Not worth explaining
The phenomenon will be over soon
by SkipT on May 10, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
uhhhhhh
okay, if this team is going to try and win Washburn better not be out there next inning.
by JLC on May 10, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think that would be illegal
Since Baek is pitching.
by joof on May 10, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bad swing, good result.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 10, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Damn you Mariners
Why did I keep this game on? Joseph Heller and I were doing well together, and then I look up and we have… runs. So now I return
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 10, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Rally time!
This is where we turn it around yo
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by Frosty Raptor on May 10, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I LOVE YOU CLEMENT
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
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