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5/10: Open Game Thread, Part 2

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Lie-dar going off.

WEE OOO WEE OOO

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 10, 2008 8:14 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

why didn't you tap that?

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 8:14 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

i agree. ball girls are hot**
  • when they are cute and over 21 of course

by nwtrev on May 10, 2008 8:16 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm not 21 yet

so ballgirls are hot

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 8:17 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm not 21 anymore

I just want my girls to be old enough to buy me beer

by nwtrev on May 10, 2008 8:26 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

put it on the board

KING AWESOME

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 8:15 PM PDT   0 recs

KING AWESOME!!!

In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.

by rlintott on May 10, 2008 8:15 PM PDT   0 recs

by JI on May 10, 2008 8:16 PM PDT   0 recs

Beltre to the offense:

Fuck you I’ll do it all myself.

by BrianL on May 10, 2008 8:17 PM PDT   0 recs

WFB workin' on that Golden Sombraro

I wonder if he pisses on it to give that fine Paulsbo shine.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 10, 2008 8:18 PM PDT   0 recs

Don't worry San Diego

We’ll help you sort out your problems.

by BrianL on May 10, 2008 8:19 PM PDT   0 recs

I wish I had eaten dinner earlier.

Because I am really ready to start drinking.

-aaron c.

by acblue on May 10, 2008 8:21 PM PDT   0 recs

Whoever fucking thinks its a good idea to put Bloomquist and Cairo in the same lineup should be shot in an alley

If I was Squinty, I would bitch to Lincoln, Armstrong, and Bavasi every single moment about how shitty they constructed this team. Fuck.

by Fin on May 10, 2008 8:23 PM PDT   0 recs

You do know that Miguel Cairo is on this team because of Squinty, right?

I’m not excusing Bavasi for making the worse bench ever, but Cairo is only on the team because McLaren wants Willie Depth.

by JLC on May 10, 2008 8:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I did not know that

Well FUCK Squinty too then.

by Fin on May 10, 2008 8:26 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

The organization selected Cairo over Norton

Because it’s more important to have speed off the bench than it is to have a hitter.

by ThundaPC on May 10, 2008 8:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Hahahaha fuck off Raul.

7 runs, your fault.

by BrianL on May 10, 2008 8:27 PM PDT   0 recs

Raul Ibanez

Defensive wizard.

by ThundaPC on May 10, 2008 8:27 PM PDT   0 recs

OMGGGGG

How can they not understand how much Ibanez is costing this club???

Are they in denial?

by vkut79 on May 10, 2008 8:28 PM PDT   0 recs

Well, goodnight LL

Thanks for the fun

In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.

by rlintott on May 10, 2008 8:28 PM PDT   0 recs

Who's "Raul"?

With all this shit he’s causing, he’s entered into the anti-matter universe and had the polarity of his “u” reversed.

Ranl Ibauez, aka Lord Negaverse

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 10, 2008 8:29 PM PDT   0 recs

SoDo Oh No*
  • yeah. that was lame. I’m going to the bar

by nwtrev on May 10, 2008 8:29 PM PDT   0 recs

We're horse [bleep], and we're going to be horse [bleep] for the rest of our lives.

We are the [bleep] of Seattle. We’re the Seattle [bleep].

by JLC on May 10, 2008 8:30 PM PDT   0 recs

Noooooooooo

Clement! You’re supposed to be the anti-Vidro, stop striking out!

by Fin on May 10, 2008 8:31 PM PDT   0 recs

Even the new guys suck...

This is depressing on so many levels.

by vkut79 on May 10, 2008 8:33 PM PDT   0 recs

In order to get more people to post in game threads

I will, for the remainder of the weekend, recommend every single post after this one. You can’t lose, people.

by JLC on May 10, 2008 8:34 PM PDT   0 recs

The front office needs to trade for Ken Griffey Jr.

He will bring this team a much needed spark and infusion of veteran talent.

by BrianL on May 10, 2008 8:35 PM PDT to parent up   1 recs

That is exactly what they would do

And it will cost… clement?

by vkut79 on May 10, 2008 8:36 PM PDT to parent up   1 recs

Package Clement, Wlad, and Triunfel.

That should just about enough, right?

by BrianL on May 10, 2008 8:36 PM PDT to parent up   1 recs

Put Aumont in there too.

Whats a trade without throwing in every future pitcher you have?

by joof on May 10, 2008 8:37 PM PDT to parent up   2 recs

Whiffey is not your Savior

Roar chomp munch munch

Sorry, I’m just too depressed about the game to write anything intelligible there at the moment

Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack

by Frosty Raptor on May 10, 2008 8:37 PM PDT to parent up   1 recs

Hahahahaha I just saw the Cabrera "double"

my sides hurt from laughing

by JLC on May 10, 2008 8:35 PM PDT   0 recs

We haven't made any errors yet

I knew the game was missing something

by Graham on May 10, 2008 8:37 PM PDT   1 recs

BAEK TO THE RESCUE

He will give up negative runs, enabling us to win 1-0

by vkut79 on May 10, 2008 8:37 PM PDT   1 recs

This game very well could be 1-0 in favor of Seattle

if it wasn’t for Raul.

Even if this isn’t true I’m blaming this loss on Raul.

by BrianL on May 10, 2008 8:39 PM PDT to parent up   1 recs

no my bad I mean 6/7

One of the home runs “would have happened anyway”

by vkut79 on May 10, 2008 8:39 PM PDT to parent up   1 recs