5/10: Open Game Thread
Chicago White Sox at Seattle Mariners, May 10, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
LET'S GO MARINERS!!
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Is there any reason I should look forward to this game?
by BrianL on May 10, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just the chance that Ozzie might do something awesome.
by Teej on May 10, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's baseball?
Maybe you should mix things up and watch the White Sox feed.
by JI on May 10, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Ignitor is back batting second.
by discovolante on May 10, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least it's when Washburn is pitching.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, not like they have a chane to win anyway with Washburn pitching
by discovolante on May 10, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That too. I was referring to Washburn not being a groundball pitcher.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yikes...our lineup is bad.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or shall I say 'worse than usual'
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Angels are not clutch
Bases loaded with one out and down by one run, and they take a big dump. Love it. Go Rays.
by Teej on May 10, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cario and Ballgame!
It’s too the point where the futility is becoming hilarious.
by JI on May 10, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
so Cairo or Vidro at first
for the next 5 days with Richies suspension….. whoa Nellie.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 10, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think we have seen the last of Reed.
WTF does he have to do to get called up?
by Susheel Ramasahayam on May 10, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get traded
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Carl Crawford was no the mariners
I would call him “Hot Carl” at every reasonable opportunity.
by JI on May 10, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Your posts are always like a puzzle....have to figure out what your real message is behind your typos.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well after reading the rest of your post, it made sense.
But I didn’t get beyond the ‘headline’ part and got stuck for a second.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're 20-16!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad we deemed Norton more useless than Cairo.
by JI on May 10, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
clearly a team with a shitty first baseman doesn't need a backup first baseman
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad that we didn't hit Cairo and Willie back to back.
Our ability to kill rallies has been improved.
by BrianL on May 10, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God I can't believe Miguel Fucking Cairo is starting at first base for a major league baseball team
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think this calls for some sort of jihad.
by BrianL on May 10, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i concur
It’s almost ALMOST defensible to give him an emergency start occasionally at 2nd SS or 3rd, but First fucking base? HAVE WE NO OTHER WARM BODIES?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd take Tug Hulett at first over Cairo
twelve days a week
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God I can’t believe Miguel Fucking Cairo is starting at first base for [on] a major league baseball team
by JI on May 10, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
of all the things that piss me off about this season Miguel Cairo pisses me off the most
I’m not even sure why
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is anyone else's FSN feed shitting out?
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 10, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seeing Cairo start at 1B...
Makes me wonder if letting Sexson go in the offseason is a good idea…
...i cant believe i just said that.
by Slica on May 10, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
when we trade for the corpse of Carlos Fucking Delgado to take his place
I’ll agree
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we have to get Willie his plate appearances
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
willie likes the majors
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two straight shutouts for the Rays over the Angels?
Rock on!
by ThundaPC on May 10, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What would happen if the Mariners DFA'd Willie?
Is that the first sign of the rapture?
Sit the fuck down, Willie.
by BrianL on May 10, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
at this rate I'd almost expect them to keep Miguel Cairo more than Willie
fuck you Mariners
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blow has to think about that question?
Hmm… what about the division with the two juggernauts and the Rays being way better than everyone thought?
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 10, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The fuck was that, Awesome?
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 10, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd assume it starts below 50% now
at the beginning of the game I’d argue we have way less than a 50% chance of winning
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wlad finally getting a taste of the bigs
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 10, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love Wlad
but that play is a representation of the M’s.
Falls short of his target and just to add insult to injury, the ball smacks him in the face.
by edddgar on May 10, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the only upside to this is getting to listen to the smooth voice of Hawk Harrelson
I love when we play the White Sox
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Given the general concensus on the board
I don’t know if that is sarcasm. But I actually kind of like Hawk. Sure he doesn’t bring much, but he is amusing, and really what more can you ask with all the shitty announcers out there?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 10, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My childhood was spent in Chicago
and my Dad was a White Sox fan
I have always loved listening to Hawk- he’s an idiot to be sure, but he’s fun
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True dat
and Hawk has the best home run call of all time
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not all time...
That would be “Rye Bread and Mustard Grandma”
But Hawk’s is fantastic
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 10, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's a grand slam call
and yes that is the best grand slam call of all time
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and so even though I have FSN and WGN
I listen to WGN
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARRRRRRRRRRRDDD!!!!!!!!1
YES!
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank God
I only have to watch 2 innings of this mess today
by edddgar on May 10, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who didn't see that coming?
A Chicago home run. A long ass one at that too.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 10, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So we'll move to 0-17
In games where we are behind by 2?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 10, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Washburn
you can go fuck yourself btw.
by Happybelly on May 10, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
can we just forfeit the rest of the season?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Really Cairo?
Free Richie Sexson!
::barf::
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 10, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I coulda sworn that was Richie
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on May 10, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Clement fields that
and he’s never played 1B.
Look for him to be penciled in at first tomorrow. ::shudder::
by BrianL on May 10, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually think he heard you with those ears.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok i cracked up
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Invisible front office
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 10, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love Dave on that...he was like "ohhhhh my goodness"
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What else does Cairo have to do in order to get DFA'd?
by BrianL on May 10, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gain some skill
We don’t DFA the bad ones
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 10, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I SWEAR WHEN MIGUEL CAIRO FINDS HIMSELF DEAD TOMORROW
it wasn’t me
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU RAUL IBANEZ
FUCK YOU I HATE YOU
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BAHAHA, F. U. GEOFF BAKER!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's it, I'm back in apathy mode
lets just lose
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Raul and Willie getting booed in the same game!
My life is complete!
by JI on May 10, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not many 'casual fans' are going to these games anymore
So the boos should be more frequent.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RAUL COSTS THE TEAM A RUN!
SEE, GEOFF!? SEE!? RAUL SUCKS!
by BrianL on May 10, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
let a ball fall right over his head
he looked positively corco-esque
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So is this the worst Mariners team since the early 80's
or ever?
by Happybelly on May 10, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I must say I enjoyed watching the 2004 Mariners a lot more
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least we got to watch Ichiro's crazy year.
by Happybelly on May 10, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah that's true
and Edgar’s last year
and we had tons of neat young players coming up to watch
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't remember it as being this painful to watch though.
by edddgar on May 10, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it wasn't
That was a fun season for a 99 loss team.
Bucky, Madritsch, L43, etc
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hell I really enjoyed watching Jolbert Cabrera
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK MY LIFE
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 10, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!
I LOVE THIS
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
if nothing else I am enjoying getting to frequently hear my favorite home run call of all time
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BHAHAHO OMG @I!)!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
god we suck
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on May 10, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mullets and 88 mph fastballs
did you hear those guys talking about mullets? any of the LL nation have mullets? I had a pseudo mullet in high school. but i’m old.
ETA: Fuck Raul
EAT2: HOLY FUCK
by nwtrev on May 10, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And the worst part
I’ve gotta take shit from my White Sox fan GF, who is at the game, while I am in Washington DC… fuck this universe
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 10, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
well
if this season was going to be a failure, a spectacular failure was the way to go.
How long until housecleaning? Fire Bavasi, Fire McLaren.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on May 10, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They still wont do it right
Lincoln and Armstrong have to go before anything positive can happen.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 10, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How old are they?
They’ve got to kick the bucket at some point in time, right?
by BrianL on May 10, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what this team needs?
A hydrogen bomb enema.
by Jordan of Boise on May 10, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The offseason?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 10, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG Washburn you are my favorite batting practice pitcher on the planet!!!
I nominate you for the Home Run Derby!!!!
by vkut79 on May 10, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Still clap when the 3rd out is recorded...someone needs to 9/11 Safeco Field.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
jesus
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
kentroyal5
line
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 10, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Visual Pun
He was over the line
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 10, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I disagree
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How often do you come here? There aren't lines here...it's an exponential curve
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry
I am here a bunch… mostly just joking. I promise I wasn’t offended…. Just wanted to try out a visual pun. And to save everyone the time:
rlintott: FAIL
There we are… back to “baseball”
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 10, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's cool...all is grand.
My anger has moved on to the fans that clap after 6 runs are given up in a [COATHANGER] of an inning.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The world would be a better place
If fans like that were [COATHANGER]ed
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 10, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good to meet you line...now fuck off!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Generally my thought
Over the line isn’t bad. It just is…
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 10, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck politics correct bullshit. I'm here I didnt clap. I'd enjoy a safeco 9/11 right now
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 10, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'll get his 72 virgins.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Geeky blog readers
Oh wait…
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 10, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that how the priests kept things under wrap for so long?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess Washburn has the right idea.
If your team isn’t going to score, why pitch well?
by ThundaPC on May 10, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Really at least you can put up an offensive show for the fans
I would love to see some long balls, even if its by the other team. Better than boring baseball.
by vkut79 on May 10, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey guys, I just tuned in have I missed anyth-
Aw fuck.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 10, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It really is inevitable that Maclaren is fired
He knows it, the teams knows it, everyone knows it. It’s just the way the game works.
by vkut79 on May 10, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH MY GOD A LEFT FIELDER CAUGHT A FLY BALL
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
See that Raul?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 10, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hahahaha that really puts things in perspective
Raul would have been… halfway there probably?
by vkut79 on May 10, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There should be an error message
saying “data not interpretable”
by vkut79 on May 10, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you actually started it at 50%?
mine would just be a horizontal blue line from 0
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's always 50% before the first pitch.
I’m just trying to be realistic.
by JI on May 10, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair,
I need some hilarious images from to tomorrows game to photoshop in.
by JI on May 10, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So how many runs has Raul cost us so far today?
by BrianL on May 10, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least four.
You could probably make a case for all six.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 10, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carlos Quentin
he’d be ours if we didn’t sign Greg Colbrunn :(
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
This wasn’t even worth finding a proxy to watch it on, damn mariners
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on May 10, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
White Sox announcers expressing confusion as to why the fuck we re-signed Johjima
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe because we had the interpretor for 3 more years
And Ichiro knows English now..so we might as well keep him. Just a theory.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Because tthe Mariners front office personnel are bad at their jobs"
Is a legitimate reason.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 10, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a functioning frontal lobe.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 10, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
jeezus our announcers are bad
“when you’re a rookie you have to prove you can hit the fastball”
by nwtrev on May 10, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The World's Greatest Newspaper is your friend
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually..that's all it seems Clement can hit at the MLB level so far.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank God
im on a 1 week hiatus from watching the Mariners.
just checked sportslines score. saw the disaster that it was. and laughed.
hiatus caused by not scoring in the 2nd inning yesterday when we had a man on 3rd with no outs. told my girlfriend if they didnt score i was giving up on watching them for a week.
and im nothing of not a man of my word
by deacvision7 on May 10, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
is it wrong
for me to want to do bad things to the mattress country girl while squishing the MoneyTree worm under the mattress?
by nwtrev on May 10, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As long as Bucky Jacobsen from Banner Bank isn't videotaping.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope
a shade kinky but not bad
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe I dropped down $200
to drive a girl out here to watch this team in July
At least she’s a Red Sox fan
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah
Dickey at least has a chance to be a moderately amusing ballplayer to watch
assuming he throws only knuckleballs this time around
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why did we have to win that first game against Texas?
We could have the ultimate failure of a homestand right now.
by BrianL on May 10, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because the Mariners can't even fuck up properly.
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 10, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ral?
He caught something? (Negative “u”s for him tonight)
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 10, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can they fire a manager
In the middle of a game?
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 10, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Besides constructing the lineup...what has he done wrong tonight?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
allowing Miguel Cairo to start at first base
should be an offense punishable by death in and of itself
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't that enough?
Managers, like US Presidents, often get blame and glory for things they have nothing to fucking do with.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 10, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I LOVE YOU BELTRE
Crede you’re stupid
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Crede is actually my favorite Sox player?
Why do you hate him?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 10, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wlad and Beltre
trying to make the game entertaining.
by BrianL on May 10, 2008 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HEY REST OF MARINERS BE MORE LIKE BELTRE
-aaron c.
by acblue on May 10, 2008 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Washburn's a horse, he can throw a lot of pitches" -Hawk
Every opposing announcer must love it when Wash throws a ton of pitches
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 10, 2008 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
According to White Sox announcers
Miguel Batista is our staff ace.
by ThundaPC on May 10, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yet they still can't believe we re-signed Johjima
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That could have been a response to the above GIF
Funny either way
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 10, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Washburn will never have a winning record as a Mariner.
by ThundaPC on May 10, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nor might Felix...just saying...
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And overall I mean
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was worth 8 million right there.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmm, what are the matchups against the Padres?
Because if Bedard or Felix face Peavy or some such, we could have the longest game ever!
by joof on May 10, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Hawk!
Every time an announcer talks about how shitacular a player is, they come through. That Kenji hit therefore brought to you by Hawk Harrelson
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by rlintott on May 10, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and there he goes
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on May 10, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bonds for 1st!
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm kinda tired of the Bonds thing
but that is freaking funny
by nwtrev on May 10, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm more tired of this team
But the fact that we aren’t ever going to sign him makes it kind of worthless.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we sign him now
We’d just be another version of last year’s Giants team.
by ThundaPC on May 10, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAAHA MIGUEL CAIRO
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it's suckitis
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOLY CRAP MIGUEL CAIRO DIDN'T GET A HIT
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 10, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My girlfriend
is in another state with her until Monday.
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by Slica on May 10, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This subthread blows
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
her ex?!!??
uh. weird. is there a good back story?
by nwtrev on May 10, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why are you awake and watching this basket full of cunts?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 10, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't sleep, Strasburg's slider haunts my thoughts
by Graham on May 10, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'll be drafted
converted into a late-inning reliever and subsequently blow his arm out after the manager uses him in the first 35 games of the season.
by BrianL on May 10, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't be this guy:
“I’ve said it before and will say it again, you’re dreaming [about Beltre]. The M’s are not going to go after high-priced, long-term-contract free agents (except for show, a la Tejada). Period. The organizational structure, with a lot of owners having to agree, just doesn’t allow for risk-taking.”
by Graham on May 10, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, if you squint at the score it sort of looks like 0-0
by Graham on May 10, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait until Bavasi signs Jim Edmonds to light a fire under this team.
by JI on May 10, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Over/under for that move set at 5 days.
I’m going with the under.
by BrianL on May 10, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has anyone heard from Bavasi lately?
I’ve seen a bunch of quotes from Armstrong but not a word from Bavasi.
by ryanhealy on May 10, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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