5/10: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on May 10, 2008 6:15 PM PDT
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It's baseball?
Maybe you should mix things up and watch the White Sox feed.
by JI on May 10, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
At least it's when Washburn is pitching.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Yikes...our lineup is bad.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Or shall I say 'worse than usual'
I fucking hate you Mariners
The Angels are not clutch
Bases loaded with one out and down by one run, and they take a big dump. Love it. Go Rays.
so Cairo or Vidro at first
for the next 5 days with Richies suspension….. whoa Nellie.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
I think we have seen the last of Reed.
WTF does he have to do to get called up?
by Susheel Ramasahayam on May 10, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Your posts are always like a puzzle....have to figure out what your real message is behind your typos.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Well after reading the rest of your post, it made sense.
But I didn’t get beyond the ‘headline’ part and got stuck for a second.
I fucking hate you Mariners
We're 20-16!
I fucking hate you Mariners
clearly a team with a shitty first baseman doesn't need a backup first baseman
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
I'm glad that we didn't hit Cairo and Willie back to back.
Our ability to kill rallies has been improved.
God I can't believe Miguel Fucking Cairo is starting at first base for a major league baseball team
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
i concur
It’s almost ALMOST defensible to give him an emergency start occasionally at 2nd SS or 3rd, but First fucking base? HAVE WE NO OTHER WARM BODIES?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
God I can’t believe Miguel Fucking Cairo is starting at first base for [on] a major league baseball team
by JI on May 10, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
of all the things that piss me off about this season Miguel Cairo pisses me off the most
I’m not even sure why
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Seeing Cairo start at 1B...
Makes me wonder if letting Sexson go in the offseason is a good idea…
...i cant believe i just said that.
when we trade for the corpse of Carlos Fucking Delgado to take his place
I’ll agree
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
What would happen if the Mariners DFA'd Willie?
Is that the first sign of the rapture?
Sit the fuck down, Willie.
at this rate I'd almost expect them to keep Miguel Cairo more than Willie
fuck you Mariners
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Blow has to think about that question?
Hmm… what about the division with the two juggernauts and the Rays being way better than everyone thought?
NEEDS LESS SUCK
I'd assume it starts below 50% now
at the beginning of the game I’d argue we have way less than a 50% chance of winning
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Wlad finally getting a taste of the bigs
NEEDS LESS SUCK
I love Wlad
but that play is a representation of the M’s.
Falls short of his target and just to add insult to injury, the ball smacks him in the face.
the only upside to this is getting to listen to the smooth voice of Hawk Harrelson
I love when we play the White Sox
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Given the general concensus on the board
I don’t know if that is sarcasm. But I actually kind of like Hawk. Sure he doesn’t bring much, but he is amusing, and really what more can you ask with all the shitty announcers out there?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 10, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
My childhood was spent in Chicago
and my Dad was a White Sox fan
I have always loved listening to Hawk- he’s an idiot to be sure, but he’s fun
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Not all time...
That would be “Rye Bread and Mustard Grandma”
But Hawk’s is fantastic
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 10, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
that's a grand slam call
and yes that is the best grand slam call of all time
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Thank God
I only have to watch 2 innings of this mess today
Who didn't see that coming?
A Chicago home run. A long ass one at that too.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
So we'll move to 0-17
In games where we are behind by 2?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
Really Cairo?
Free Richie Sexson!
::barf::
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
I coulda sworn that was Richie
NEEDS LESS SUCK
Jeff Clement fields that
and he’s never played 1B.
Look for him to be penciled in at first tomorrow. ::shudder::
I actually think he heard you with those ears.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Invisible front office
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 10, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Dave on that...he was like "ohhhhh my goodness"
I fucking hate you Mariners
Gain some skill
We don’t DFA the bad ones
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 10, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
BAHAHA, F. U. GEOFF BAKER!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Not many 'casual fans' are going to these games anymore
So the boos should be more frequent.
I fucking hate you Mariners
RAUL COSTS THE TEAM A RUN!
SEE, GEOFF!? SEE!? RAUL SUCKS!
yeah that's true
and Edgar’s last year
and we had tons of neat young players coming up to watch
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
it wasn't
That was a fun season for a 99 loss team.
Bucky, Madritsch, L43, etc
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
if nothing else I am enjoying getting to frequently hear my favorite home run call of all time
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
BHAHAHO OMG @I!)!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Mullets and 88 mph fastballs
did you hear those guys talking about mullets? any of the LL nation have mullets? I had a pseudo mullet in high school. but i’m old.
ETA: Fuck Raul
EAT2: HOLY FUCK
And the worst part
I’ve gotta take shit from my White Sox fan GF, who is at the game, while I am in Washington DC… fuck this universe
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
well
if this season was going to be a failure, a spectacular failure was the way to go.
How long until housecleaning? Fire Bavasi, Fire McLaren.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
They still wont do it right
Lincoln and Armstrong have to go before anything positive can happen.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 10, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
How old are they?
They’ve got to kick the bucket at some point in time, right?
You know what this team needs?
A hydrogen bomb enema.
by Jordan of Boise on May 10, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
The offseason?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 10, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG Washburn you are my favorite batting practice pitcher on the planet!!!
I nominate you for the Home Run Derby!!!!
Still clap when the 3rd out is recorded...someone needs to 9/11 Safeco Field.
I fucking hate you Mariners
kentroyal5
line
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 10, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Visual Pun
He was over the line
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 10, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
How often do you come here? There aren't lines here...it's an exponential curve
I fucking hate you Mariners
Don't worry
I am here a bunch… mostly just joking. I promise I wasn’t offended…. Just wanted to try out a visual pun. And to save everyone the time:
rlintott: FAIL
There we are… back to “baseball”
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 10, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It's cool...all is grand.
My anger has moved on to the fans that clap after 6 runs are given up in a [COATHANGER] of an inning.
I fucking hate you Mariners
The world would be a better place
If fans like that were [COATHANGER]ed
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 10, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Good to meet you line...now fuck off!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Generally my thought
Over the line isn’t bad. It just is…
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 10, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck politics correct bullshit. I'm here I didnt clap. I'd enjoy a safeco 9/11 right now
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 10, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
He'll get his 72 virgins.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Geeky blog readers
Oh wait…
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 10, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Really at least you can put up an offensive show for the fans
I would love to see some long balls, even if its by the other team. Better than boring baseball.
It really is inevitable that Maclaren is fired
He knows it, the teams knows it, everyone knows it. It’s just the way the game works.
Hahahaha that really puts things in perspective
Raul would have been… halfway there probably?
There should be an error message
saying “data not interpretable”
you actually started it at 50%?
mine would just be a horizontal blue line from 0
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
It's always 50% before the first pitch.
I’m just trying to be realistic.
by JI on May 10, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair,
I need some hilarious images from to tomorrows game to photoshop in.
by JI on May 10, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
At least four.
You could probably make a case for all six.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 10, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh
This wasn’t even worth finding a proxy to watch it on, damn mariners
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
White Sox announcers expressing confusion as to why the fuck we re-signed Johjima
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Maybe because we had the interpretor for 3 more years
And Ichiro knows English now..so we might as well keep him. Just a theory.
I fucking hate you Mariners
"Because tthe Mariners front office personnel are bad at their jobs"
Is a legitimate reason.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on May 10, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually..that's all it seems Clement can hit at the MLB level so far.
I fucking hate you Mariners
thank God
im on a 1 week hiatus from watching the Mariners.
just checked sportslines score. saw the disaster that it was. and laughed.
hiatus caused by not scoring in the 2nd inning yesterday when we had a man on 3rd with no outs. told my girlfriend if they didnt score i was giving up on watching them for a week.
and im nothing of not a man of my word
is it wrong
for me to want to do bad things to the mattress country girl while squishing the MoneyTree worm under the mattress?
As long as Bucky Jacobsen from Banner Bank isn't videotaping.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I can't believe I dropped down $200
to drive a girl out here to watch this team in July
At least she’s a Red Sox fan
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
yeah
Dickey at least has a chance to be a moderately amusing ballplayer to watch
assuming he throws only knuckleballs this time around
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Why did we have to win that first game against Texas?
We could have the ultimate failure of a homestand right now.
Ral?
He caught something? (Negative “u”s for him tonight)
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
Can they fire a manager
In the middle of a game?
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 10, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
Besides constructing the lineup...what has he done wrong tonight?
I fucking hate you Mariners
allowing Miguel Cairo to start at first base
should be an offense punishable by death in and of itself
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Isn't that enough?
Managers, like US Presidents, often get blame and glory for things they have nothing to fucking do with.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 10, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Crede is actually my favorite Sox player?
Why do you hate him?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 10, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Wlad and Beltre
trying to make the game entertaining.
"Washburn's a horse, he can throw a lot of pitches" -Hawk
Every opposing announcer must love it when Wash throws a ton of pitches
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
That could have been a response to the above GIF
Funny either way
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 10, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Nor might Felix...just saying...
I fucking hate you Mariners
And overall I mean
I fucking hate you Mariners
That was worth 8 million right there.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Hmm, what are the matchups against the Padres?
Because if Bedard or Felix face Peavy or some such, we could have the longest game ever!
Thanks Hawk!
Every time an announcer talks about how shitacular a player is, they come through. That Kenji hit therefore brought to you by Hawk Harrelson
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
Rec'd
Awesome…
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on May 10, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm more tired of this team
But the fact that we aren’t ever going to sign him makes it kind of worthless.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I think it's suckitis
I fucking hate you Mariners
My girlfriend
is in another state with her until Monday.
: |
why are you awake and watching this basket full of cunts?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 10, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't sleep, Strasburg's slider haunts my thoughts
by Graham MacAree on May 10, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
He'll be drafted
converted into a late-inning reliever and subsequently blow his arm out after the manager uses him in the first 35 games of the season.
Don't be this guy:
“I’ve said it before and will say it again, you’re dreaming [about Beltre]. The M’s are not going to go after high-priced, long-term-contract free agents (except for show, a la Tejada). Period. The organizational structure, with a lot of owners having to agree, just doesn’t allow for risk-taking.”
by Graham MacAree on May 10, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Over/under for that move set at 5 days.
I’m going with the under.
Has anyone heard from Bavasi lately?
I’ve seen a bunch of quotes from Armstrong but not a word from Bavasi.
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