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Stomach Punched

If it feels like we're losing is extraordinary fashion a lot more often this year, it's because we have been.

April 1: WE = 87.2%
Done 3-1 entering the bottom of the 8th, the Mariners gain three runs thanks to errors by the best middle infield in baseball Michael Young and Ian Kinsler and got the lead run across thanks to a wild pitch. They had the bases loaded with 2 outs too but a Brad Wilkerson pop out ended the threat for further runs. Never the less, it seemed safe with J.J. coming up. Nope. A single and a Josh Hamilton homerun put the Ms to bed with a 5-4 loss.

April 6: 94.9%
Felix tossed 8 shutout innings in his second start of the year, giving way to the pen in the 9th with a 2-0 lead. The M's had 2 outs in the ninth with the bases empty, albeit down to a one-run lead when single, single, walk, wild pitch, single ended the game.

April 18: N/A
Torii Hunter

April 23: 82.6%
The Ms put a couple runs up early against Daniel Cabrera while Carlos Silva cruised through five. Silva hadn't allowed a hit through the first four frames than escaped massive danger in the fifth when Aubrey Huff couldn't figure out how to run. It felt like we had been granted a reprieve. Then the sixth inning rolled around. Single, triple, RBI groundout. Bam, game tied, except we already knew it was over. A Nick Markakis first pitch HR off RRS in the 8th sealed the deal.

April 24: 92.4%
Ms race out to 5-0 lead. Give up trying to score. Let Orioles climb back in. Orioles take lead. Ichiro ties game back up with 2-run bomb! Three batters later Brian Roberts no-doubts Sean Green in the 8th.

April 25: N/A
Batista is wild, hurt, puts us in early 3-0 hole and departs in the 2nd. Baek comes on and tosses 6+ innings of 1-hit relief while the Ms gasp to get back into the game. They climb within one run and load the bases with one out for Yuniesky Betancourt who takes a 1-0 pitch off the plate away at below his knees, and bounced into a 6-4-3 double play.

April 27: 88.2%
Ms grab an early 2-0 lead, Felix looks uncredible through 3 and settles into a groove through 7. Then; walk, double, walk, single, walk, single, K, single and it's 4-2 A's.

May 1: 83.2%
J.J.'s clearly not healthy. Fuck this season.
I even thought this just felt like a win. I smiled knowingly when Richie hit it out in the 10th. I had felt confident the entire later innings. I was confident with J.J. I was sure he was going to come up and put the fears instilled in that Oakland game to rest. And for one batter he did. Kudos to Batista, Rhodes, Morrow, Richie and Ichiro.

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Well.

This was fun.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on May 1, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If by "fun" you mean "having a tire iron in the groin"

then yes, this season has been bunches of fun so far.

by eponymous_coward on May 1, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stomach Punch?

More like a cockpunch. A double cockpunch.

by redwolf75 on May 1, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Appropriate:

http://www.xkcd.com/417/

Though I can’t tell if we’re the girl or the guy.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on May 1, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think we're more the gazelle

Are you kidding me? We get eaten by a guy falling sideways?!

by Matthew on May 1, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know who has it worst in that comic?

The guy who has to listen to the girl’s bullshit. Nobody cares about your personal romance.

by Jeff on May 1, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One other reason I love Lookout Landing:

You assholes introduced me to XKCD. Easily the funniest internet comic on the planet. And it would suck if it were done in anything other than stick figure style.

by esoteric on May 1, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love those comics

and I think this is true for “Ability to Enjoy Watching Mariners’ as well as programming:

by Fett42 on May 1, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fine.

Windows Vista

::shudderer::

And to cap it off, I’m on a vista computer right now. Note to self, next time, “newer” does not mean better.

by redwolf75 on May 1, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rule of thumb on Windows OS's

Always use the OS that the machine shipped with (system packs are possibly OK, depending).

Full version upgrade paths are never adequately tested (because the number of potential hardware/driver/etc. combos approaches infinity) and the bugs are considered lower priority to fix (because maybe 10% of people do a version upgrade).

by eponymous_coward on May 1, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My comp shipped with vista, and it's basically fine.

I however get why others are bitching about it.

by redwolf75 on May 1, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

More like...

... people think OMG NEW OS MUST UPGRADE.

You know what? Your operating system doesn’t stop running when a new version comes out. In general, you SHOULDN’T upgrade critical software without a highly compelling reason, which is another rule of thumb for computer software in general. Not even the people who WORK with it for a living can 100% predict what’s going to happen on a particular machine’s combination of drivers+peripherals+hardware.

by eponymous_coward on May 1, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well...

I have experience with Windows and Mac, so I can tell you how each of them suck in unique ways.

by eponymous_coward on May 1, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well...

the engineering effort for Vista was a giant botched abortion. Not a lot of engineering discipline to keep focused on features getting done in a timely fashion, there were giant amounts of work that basically got ripped out, at one point they scrapped the new kernel for the Windows Server 2003 kerne because the new kernel sucked so badly, and so on, there are some “Oh, HEY, let’s make it look like Mac OS X” things in it, etc.

That and they basically had to take a bunch of people and throw them at various Windows security initiatives and XP SP2… well, it was just ugly.

by eponymous_coward on May 1, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My comp shipped with Vista, and it has lag issues

It often works fine, but there are too many periods where it doesn’t.

by Gomez on May 1, 2008 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As long as you decrapify the install, sure.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 2, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So... Morrow for closer?

At least we’ll expect the walks.

by Fett42 on May 1, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Solid movie.

Shitty reviews, but I liked it. JT isn’t a bad actor

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 1, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JT is actually one of my favorite celebrities. He looks like 1 of only 2 funny people in the Love Guru (the other being Tosh)

and he’s been nothing short of hilarious when he’s hosted SNL. Also, I like Ben Foster, so that’s good. I’m about 30 minutes in to Alpha Dog and I still don’t understand the plot

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 1, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Felix Day is on Saturday

If I make it through tomorrow night alive, I’ll give you more than enough chances for revenge.

by Robert on May 1, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

New York is a hell of a town.

Waking up next to Felix Saturday morning?

by JI on May 1, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to scour Craigs list tommorow night

M4WWW
Big boned hispanic 22yr old looking 4 bitches to teach how to sit the fuck down.

by Robert on May 1, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

coincidence?

As soon as I was finished with the title of your comment, my Pandora playlist changes songs.

Now playing: Fat-Bottomed Girls

by Matthew on May 1, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time to pretend that my MLB 08 The Show team is the real one!!!!

The M’s are like 50-3!!! Beltre has a 1.300 OPS!!! Felix is 11-0 with a 0.00 ERA!!!!!

Fuck this team!!!!!!

Maybe these heartbreaking losses now means soulcrushing wins later?????

Please, God?

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 1, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wrong

playing them on hard involves too much time investment

I like to see how many runs in can score in a game. It’s not if you win, it’s how much can you win by.

by JI on May 1, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I concur

one time I got a triple-triple with Kobe Bryant in NBA Live 05 – 100 pts, 100 ast, 100 stl. It was not easy, lemme tell ya

by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I used to like when I’d get a sports game and I got enough of the hang of it that I could play a competitive game against the CPU… but hated when I got so good that I was routinely beating the CPU’s ass.

by Gomez on May 1, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only once?

I struggle to score two runs in a game. I’m an awesome pitcher, though, and my relievers constantly whine about not getting enough work. So I win a lot of 1-0 games (I suicide squeeze every chance I get).

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 2, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I actually made this up. I only have a player in Road to the Show mode

Franchises take way too long…RTTS is great because its pretty quick.

Also, normally I start out on whatever the default is and then adjust as I play.

Except on my PSP, where I only care about enjoyment as I only play it on trips and stuff

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on May 1, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure I want to be involved in a soulcrushing win

Does it involve King Awesome hitting a homerun that derails the train outside Safeco resulting in a unstoppable avalanche of death and mayhem as the cars plow through those unfortunate enough to have left the game early?

by ningwers on May 1, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really hope that this one run games thing turns around, because we've lost some ridiculous heartbreakers this season

and they seem to get worse every time. Never the typical fall behind, fall further behind, lose losses… but the take the lead, hold the lead behind good pitching, inexplicably surrender lead in the 8th inning type games.

God I want this shit to stop. Of course, we’re not going to do any better in close games until we start scoring runs either.

At least all of the starters except Washburn have looked decent to good

by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 10:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

remember how last year through August

we had lost like one game when we had the lead in the 8th inning? We’ve lost like 4 already this year.

by Matthew on May 1, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the worst thing about this team

is that the potential to be good is actually there. Last season was just a pleasant surprise, but this year we have very good starting pitching, and their personal results so far have been excellent (besides Washburn and Bedard’s little stint on the DL).

Even the offense doesn’t seem entirely hopeless. As bad as it’s been, adding Jeff Clement and Wladimir Balentien to the mix could provide a huge shot in the arm, since Wilkerson and Johjima haven’t hit at all this season – I think they have the potential to at the least not suck, especially given how slow Ichiro has started and that he always picks it up in May.

A few bounces here or there, or some less shitty offense, and maybe we’re 4-5 in one-run games instead of 1-8. 4-5 means were 16-13 overall, and not in half bad shape given the slow start of the O and bullpen meltdowns and Bedard on the DL and Wash looking pretty done.

Oh well… I don’t think the rest of the season will be this painful. Hopefully we can either get a little luckier or start getting blown out so I can stop watching the game in the third inning when we’re down 14-3.

by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At this rate.

We’re on pace for about 43 more stomach punches this season.

by ThundaPC on May 2, 2008 2:43 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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