Stomach Punched
If it feels like we're losing is extraordinary fashion a lot more often this year, it's because we have been.
April 1: WE = 87.2%
Done 3-1 entering the bottom of the 8th, the Mariners gain three runs thanks to errors by the best middle infield in baseball Michael Young and Ian Kinsler and got the lead run across thanks to a wild pitch. They had the bases loaded with 2 outs too but a Brad Wilkerson pop out ended the threat for further runs. Never the less, it seemed safe with J.J. coming up. Nope. A single and a Josh Hamilton homerun put the Ms to bed with a 5-4 loss.
April 6: 94.9%
Felix tossed 8 shutout innings in his second start of the year, giving way to the pen in the 9th with a 2-0 lead. The M's had 2 outs in the ninth with the bases empty, albeit down to a one-run lead when single, single, walk, wild pitch, single ended the game.
April 18: N/A
Torii Hunter
April 23: 82.6%
The Ms put a couple runs up early against Daniel Cabrera while Carlos Silva cruised through five. Silva hadn't allowed a hit through the first four frames than escaped massive danger in the fifth when Aubrey Huff couldn't figure out how to run. It felt like we had been granted a reprieve. Then the sixth inning rolled around. Single, triple, RBI groundout. Bam, game tied, except we already knew it was over. A Nick Markakis first pitch HR off RRS in the 8th sealed the deal.
April 24: 92.4%
Ms race out to 5-0 lead. Give up trying to score. Let Orioles climb back in. Orioles take lead. Ichiro ties game back up with 2-run bomb! Three batters later Brian Roberts no-doubts Sean Green in the 8th.
April 25: N/A
Batista is wild, hurt, puts us in early 3-0 hole and departs in the 2nd. Baek comes on and tosses 6+ innings of 1-hit relief while the Ms gasp to get back into the game. They climb within one run and load the bases with one out for Yuniesky Betancourt who takes a 1-0 pitch off the plate away at below his knees, and bounced into a 6-4-3 double play.
April 27: 88.2%
Ms grab an early 2-0 lead, Felix looks uncredible through 3 and settles into a groove through 7. Then; walk, double, walk, single, walk, single, K, single and it's 4-2 A's.
May 1: 83.2%
J.J.'s clearly not healthy. Fuck this season.
I even thought this just felt like a win. I smiled knowingly when Richie hit it out in the 10th. I had felt confident the entire later innings. I was confident with J.J. I was sure he was going to come up and put the fears instilled in that Oakland game to rest. And for one batter he did. Kudos to Batista, Rhodes, Morrow, Richie and Ichiro.
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if only it were still spring training and none of this mattered.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on
May 1, 2008 9:48 PM PDT
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In hindsight I loved spring training and would welcome more of it
by Jeff on
May 1, 2008 9:51 PM PDT
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No, you wouldn't.
They were below .500 there, too.
I think what you mean is “moved to the Cal League”. I’m pretty sure Vidro and Kenji could hit .250 at High Desert…
by eponymous_coward on
May 1, 2008 9:56 PM PDT
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I wouldn't care if they were below .200 in spring training
that’s the beauty of spring training.
by Jeff on
May 1, 2008 10:06 PM PDT
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I want to talk about my Strat-o-matic team
I find it to be fascinating.
by JI on
May 1, 2008 8:09 PM PDT
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My Strat-O-Matic team
just shut out the Mariners.
by eponymous_coward on
May 1, 2008 9:43 PM PDT
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If by "fun" you mean "having a tire iron in the groin"
then yes, this season has been bunches of fun so far.
by eponymous_coward on
May 1, 2008 9:59 PM PDT
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Stomach Punch?
More like a cockpunch. A double cockpunch.
by redwolf75 on May 1, 2008 8:14 PM PDT 0 recs
Appropriate:
by Librocrat on May 1, 2008 8:17 PM PDT 0 recs
I think we're more the gazelle
Are you kidding me? We get eaten by a guy falling sideways?!
by Matthew on
May 1, 2008 8:23 PM PDT
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You know who has it worst in that comic?
The guy who has to listen to the girl’s bullshit. Nobody cares about your personal romance.
by Jeff on
May 1, 2008 8:25 PM PDT
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One other reason I love Lookout Landing:
You assholes introduced me to XKCD. Easily the funniest internet comic on the planet. And it would suck if it were done in anything other than stick figure style.
by esoteric on
May 1, 2008 8:28 PM PDT
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I love those comics
and I think this is true for “Ability to Enjoy Watching Mariners’ as well as programming:

by Fett42 on
May 1, 2008 8:27 PM PDT
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Fine.
Windows Vista
::shudderer::
And to cap it off, I’m on a vista computer right now. Note to self, next time, “newer” does not mean better.
by redwolf75 on
May 1, 2008 8:52 PM PDT
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Not bad enough to warrant that drastic of a measure.
by redwolf75 on
May 1, 2008 9:15 PM PDT
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My computer has 2 gigs of ram and a pretty good processor, so I don't experience
anywhere close to the slowdown of some other people I know with vista. I’ll survive.
by redwolf75 on
May 1, 2008 9:20 PM PDT
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I bought a new laptop a few weeks ago
paid extra to have XP as the OS versus Vista.
by BrianL on
May 1, 2008 9:44 PM PDT
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I wonder how many people who bitch about Vista actually have a clean install
by Robert on
May 1, 2008 10:04 PM PDT
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Rule of thumb on Windows OS's
Always use the OS that the machine shipped with (system packs are possibly OK, depending).
Full version upgrade paths are never adequately tested (because the number of potential hardware/driver/etc. combos approaches infinity) and the bugs are considered lower priority to fix (because maybe 10% of people do a version upgrade).
by eponymous_coward on
May 1, 2008 10:07 PM PDT
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My comp shipped with vista, and it's basically fine.
I however get why others are bitching about it.
by redwolf75 on
May 1, 2008 10:41 PM PDT
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Cause other people are bad at knowing whats wrong with their computers
by Robert on
May 1, 2008 10:44 PM PDT
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More like...
... people think OMG NEW OS MUST UPGRADE.
You know what? Your operating system doesn’t stop running when a new version comes out. In general, you SHOULDN’T upgrade critical software without a highly compelling reason, which is another rule of thumb for computer software in general. Not even the people who WORK with it for a living can 100% predict what’s going to happen on a particular machine’s combination of drivers+peripherals+hardware.
by eponymous_coward on
May 1, 2008 10:57 PM PDT
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Well...
I have experience with Windows and Mac, so I can tell you how each of them suck in unique ways.
by eponymous_coward on
May 1, 2008 11:02 PM PDT
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Well...
the engineering effort for Vista was a giant botched abortion. Not a lot of engineering discipline to keep focused on features getting done in a timely fashion, there were giant amounts of work that basically got ripped out, at one point they scrapped the new kernel for the Windows Server 2003 kerne because the new kernel sucked so badly, and so on, there are some “Oh, HEY, let’s make it look like Mac OS X” things in it, etc.
That and they basically had to take a bunch of people and throw them at various Windows security initiatives and XP SP2… well, it was just ugly.
by eponymous_coward on
May 1, 2008 10:46 PM PDT
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My comp shipped with Vista, and it has lag issues
It often works fine, but there are too many periods where it doesn’t.
by Gomez on
May 1, 2008 11:56 PM PDT
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As long as you decrapify the install, sure.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on
May 2, 2008 10:55 AM PDT
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So... Morrow for closer?
At least we’ll expect the walks.
by Fett42 on May 1, 2008 8:23 PM PDT 0 recs
I think I'm going to console myself
with an episode of the A-Team.
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 8:46 PM PDT 0 recs
Screw the Mariners. I just want to know how everyone's fantasy team is doing
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 1, 2008 8:56 PM PDT 0 recs
I drafted the Mariners 25 man roster.
I’m not doing too good.
by BrianL on
May 1, 2008 8:56 PM PDT
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Don't deny it, we all know you're watching Mona Lisa Smile...
by redwolf75 on
May 1, 2008 9:09 PM PDT
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I actually have not seen that. Watching Alpha Dog right now
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
May 1, 2008 9:11 PM PDT
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Solid movie.
Shitty reviews, but I liked it. JT isn’t a bad actor
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on
May 1, 2008 9:21 PM PDT
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JT is actually one of my favorite celebrities. He looks like 1 of only 2 funny people in the Love Guru (the other being Tosh)
and he’s been nothing short of hilarious when he’s hosted SNL. Also, I like Ben Foster, so that’s good. I’m about 30 minutes in to Alpha Dog and I still don’t understand the plot
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
May 1, 2008 9:23 PM PDT
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So how much longer till everyone else realizes that LFOJL is actually female?
by Robert on
May 1, 2008 10:01 PM PDT
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I thought thats why we kept Coach around
And why Jeff has you here
by Robert on
May 1, 2008 10:10 PM PDT
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I like to think Jeff keeps me around for my winning personality and rugged good looks
by ningwers on
May 2, 2008 8:03 AM PDT
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You look like Mike Fisher and type like JI
dammit ningwers, just be yourself.
by Jeff on
May 2, 2008 11:32 AM PDT
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The Fish beard was a tribute
The stupidity is pure Nick
by ningwers on
May 2, 2008 12:35 PM PDT
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Felix Day is on Saturday
If I make it through tomorrow night alive, I’ll give you more than enough chances for revenge.
by Robert on
May 1, 2008 10:16 PM PDT
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New York is a hell of a town.
Waking up next to Felix Saturday morning?
by JI on
May 1, 2008 10:19 PM PDT
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I'm going to scour Craigs list tommorow night
M4WWW
Big boned hispanic 22yr old looking 4 bitches to teach how to sit the fuck down.
by Robert on
May 1, 2008 10:24 PM PDT
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coincidence?
As soon as I was finished with the title of your comment, my Pandora playlist changes songs.
Now playing: Fat-Bottomed Girls
by Matthew on
May 1, 2008 10:35 PM PDT
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Time to pretend that my MLB 08 The Show team is the real one!!!!
The M’s are like 50-3!!! Beltre has a 1.300 OPS!!! Felix is 11-0 with a 0.00 ERA!!!!!
Fuck this team!!!!!!
Maybe these heartbreaking losses now means soulcrushing wins later?????
Please, God?
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 1, 2008 9:21 PM PDT 0 recs
Am I the only one that thinks it isn't fun at all when things are that easy in games?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on
May 1, 2008 9:26 PM PDT
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wrong
playing them on hard involves too much time investment
I like to see how many runs in can score in a game. It’s not if you win, it’s how much can you win by.
by JI on
May 1, 2008 9:29 PM PDT
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I concur
one time I got a triple-triple with Kobe Bryant in NBA Live 05 – 100 pts, 100 ast, 100 stl. It was not easy, lemme tell ya
by seattlebruin on
May 1, 2008 10:22 PM PDT
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I prefer wins more than I want excitement
Get enough wins, and the excitement comes no matter what.
by Matthew on
May 1, 2008 9:30 PM PDT
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Yeah
I used to like when I’d get a sports game and I got enough of the hang of it that I could play a competitive game against the CPU… but hated when I got so good that I was routinely beating the CPU’s ass.
by Gomez on
May 1, 2008 9:38 PM PDT
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I have shit reaction times so I strike out once an inning. It prevents me from getting really good
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
May 1, 2008 9:40 PM PDT
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Only once?
I struggle to score two runs in a game. I’m an awesome pitcher, though, and my relievers constantly whine about not getting enough work. So I win a lot of 1-0 games (I suicide squeeze every chance I get).
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on
May 2, 2008 10:58 AM PDT
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I actually made this up. I only have a player in Road to the Show mode
Franchises take way too long…RTTS is great because its pretty quick.
Also, normally I start out on whatever the default is and then adjust as I play.
Except on my PSP, where I only care about enjoyment as I only play it on trips and stuff
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on
May 1, 2008 9:45 PM PDT
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