5/1: Open Game Thead, Part 3
We do so well in one-run games...
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I really am glad Clement's out that's gone RICHIEEE!!!
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUNK BLAST!!!
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kobayashi used to be the Chiba Lotte Marines clo-
BIG RICHIE FUCKING SEXSON WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Gomez on May 1, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Joh
will get on and Wlad will hit a 2 run shot?
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUNK BLAST!!!!!!!
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 1, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RICHIE SEXSON!!!!!!!!!!!1
WOOOHOOOO!!!
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh.
Nevermind.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
oh and #300!!!
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 1, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fitting that he gets 300 in Cleveland
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Great, I click open the new thread and already know that
AWESOME IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SEXSON!!!
GIVE HIM A CONTRACT EXTENSION!!!
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I feel so warm and fuzzy whenever we get a chance to post Richie FB photoshops
It reminds me of a time when Big Richie was our obvious go-to guy for the longball. Seems so, so long ago these days.
by esoteric on May 1, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER.
FOUR YEAR CONTRACT EXTENSION!
by esoteric on May 1, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BEST IDEA EVAR
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you expect JJ
to blow the save?
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by MfaninAlaska on May 1, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sadly, it has happened before.
Get your JJ Cockpunch photoshops at the ready.
(remember, you set your expectations low so that you can never get truly hurt)
by esoteric on May 1, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
While I'm not expecting it
This will be his first outing since he got nuked and nearly blew that big lead.
by Gomez on May 1, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not necessarily
I expect the Mariners to lose.
They usually do.
by Slica on May 1, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always believed in you, Richie!
(At least just for this year.)
by Teej on May 1, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on Kenji
you destroy Japanese pitching
by Matthew on May 1, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like Richie is no longer the team's scapegoat
by vkut79 on May 1, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I shouldn't be knocking Bavasi since his pops just died...
...but ain’t it just like him to make an utterly inexplicable/inexcusable move for every decent one? I mean WTF? Why now of all times to extend Kenji?
by esoteric on May 1, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we're giving him the benefit of the doubt that this was ownership mandated
but, man those terms suck
by Matthew on May 1, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Sasaki extension was my favorite dumb move ever
by Robert on May 1, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No I honestly loved that move
Kaz was my favorite player
by Robert on May 1, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ownership mandated? What, Nintendo demands more Japanese players?
I’m actually not entirely averse to overpaying slightly for Japanese players – I like the Mariners’ international flavor a lot, actually – but at some point it just becomes self-immolatingly stupid. The Sasake extension being my favorite example.
by esoteric on May 1, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kenji's done.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here's to hoping Richie hits another 100 with us
When Bavasi gives him a 4 year extension (You know it’s happening)
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
25 HR a year? Eh, that might not be terrible...
...if he played a strong defensive second base.
by esoteric on May 1, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The suckfest continues
With Wilkerson eliminated, who will win? Kenji vs. Vidro
by vkut79 on May 1, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cairo's suckfest "Q rating" is diminished by the fact that he's only a bench player
Only Kenji and Turbo are really in the running here.
by esoteric on May 1, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kenji, sadly
At least to this point
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By a TON too: He has a .454 OPS
That’s the lowest I’ve seen for a regular for an entire month.
by vkut79 on May 1, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
29 OPS+ going into today
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By the way, what would Kenji have to do to get to 100 OPS+ this year?
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Assuming the same playing time, 5 months of a 114 OPS+
by Jeff on May 1, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ...his season's already fuckt, isn't it?
What a great time for the extension.
by esoteric on May 1, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Considering last year he was 101 with a line of .287/.322/.433
Then (depending on league averages) wouldn’t he have to hit like .310/.345/.465 the rest the way? I’m just guessing, no math done here.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, good thing we pinch ran for Clement
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 1, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here's to hoping Wlad doesn't get the golden sombrero.
Nope, but he nearly killed the pitcher with his bat shards.
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That has to scare the shit out of you.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 1, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Richie passes the Kobayashi Maru test
yes, I go Star Trek for my first ever LL post
PUTZ WOOHOO
by Lents Park Homer on May 1, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Drop the H and we may except you into the community.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ricie passes te Kobayashi Maru test
yes, I go Star Trek for my first ever LL post
PUTZ WOOOO
by Lents Park omer
by thenatural on May 1, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good enough, but you missed one.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I stand by my woohoo
syntax is not my strong suit in excited yells
by Lents Park Homer on May 1, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately, Putz WOOOOOOOOO is an LL-ism
so you don’t get syntax choices. Home team rules
by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You may have noticed that nobody here can type
by Jeff on May 1, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My accuracy is actually just a staggering series of coincidences
by Jeff on May 1, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's how I describe my career to date
by ningwers on May 1, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I assume my creation no different
“Wait… sperm AND egg? Shit, well I guess we’ll keep it.”
by ningwers on May 1, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I resent that.
I went to Steve Kelley Community College.
So booyah bitches.
Suck it.
by Slica on May 1, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not just Star Trek, but super irredeemably dorky esoteric Star Trek.
Of course, I get the reference too, so we’re both equally fucked.
by esoteric on May 1, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
That bat was so close to making Kobayashi’s ugly face even uglier.
by Gomez on May 1, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, atleast Wlad didn't K that time.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, 4 pitch K looking.
All strikes. Not bad, but it’s 1 batter.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
.... 40% of the HRs have occurred in the last 33% of the game in a tiny sample size
surprised? Not at all.
by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to misjudge it Dellucci
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By the way, sometimes I really want my guys to succeed and I offer
money if they do something. (ie. Mike Richards if you score on this PK I’ll send you $20, etc)
I said to Richie right before the pitch that I’d give him $20 if he went yard. So do I pay up, even though he’s banking $15.5 mil? I kind of want to stand by my principle but on the other hand it’s $20 and thats a lot to send to him.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 1, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and by charity
I mean, donate it to LL
by Matthew on May 1, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And by donate it to LL
you mean your personal beer fund, yes?
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that might work
But I was really hoping to eventually be able to send like Yuni or someone $20 as a semi-joke.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on May 1, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee180/walkerrimhunters/JJGameover.jpg”/>
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by MfaninAlaska on May 1, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks
blew that first attempt
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by MfaninAlaska on May 1, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, JJ, that's a terrible likeness
That looks more like Corey Hart than you.
by Gomez on May 1, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He wears his sunglasses at night
so he can so he can steal 2nd so Prince can drive him in
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by MfaninAlaska on May 1, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Already fixed it >:(
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lower that ERA JJ, it looks yucky
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 1, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HIS ERA SUCKS!
RELEASE JJ PUTZ HE’S WASHED UP!
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More velocity JJ
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JJs mentality makes him a great closer
Not the 98 mph fastball or splitter
by Fett42 on May 1, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it's his large intestines!
they are made of win!
by Matthew on May 1, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
High heat!
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather face the White Sox then the Indians in the playoffs.
That’s the reason. Really. >_>
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha, dave simms
“STRUCK!!!” “Uhh.. struck out for strike 3.”
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It was more like
Hell yelled out “SW-!!!”
but he only made it half way through the W
by JI on May 1, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not good.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MORE VELOCITY JJ
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Poor Pronk
Wonder how it feels to see yourself going over the hill of the career rollercoaster.
by esoteric on May 1, 2008 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How did Geovany Soto suddenly become Piazza last year?
by Fett42 on May 1, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HGH
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RICHIE IS NOT THE PLAYER I EXPECTED TO HOMER
alright finish this shit jj
by Nick S on May 1, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MORE VELOCITY, JJ!!!
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stop worrying me, JJ
It wasn’t funny when Eddie did it and it’s not funny here.
by Gomez on May 1, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear JJ, when we started this relationshipt as you being the closer ...
.. I said no drama.
by mark sobba on May 1, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sonuva...
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gently Caress this shit
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cleveland broadcast just lost all credibility
they guaranteed that pitch would be in the dirt. I’d rather it have been in the dirt.
by Jeff on May 1, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
False Hope False Hope False Hope
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Trying to steal me booty.
by Slica on May 1, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STOP THROWING IN THE LOW NINETIES
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
throw strikes
ARTHUR RHODES FOR CLOSER!!!!!!
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 1, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck my life
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Curse you JJ
You know I don’t deal well with this.
by Jeff on May 1, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just put the knife down, Jeff...
Nice and slow.
by ningwers on May 1, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GENTLY CARESS GENTLY CARESS GENTLY CARESS
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please dont walk
A sub-.200 9 hitter…also known as my former fav mariners prospect.
Bring in Baek!
by Slica on May 1, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh, why is that only a strike once?
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bases loaded.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TIME FOR SOME GTP
GAME THREAD PESSIMISM
by esoteric on May 1, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is highly illogical.
WHY, JJ, WHY?
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giordi divert all power to MPH
NOW you twit
by Lents Park Homer on May 1, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I AM NOT A MERRY MAN!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 1, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should be his velocity is down 5 MPH and he doesn't have any command.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GIDP GIDP GIDP
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's down 3-4 mph
if he came back too early, I swear to god, fuck him.
by Jeff on May 1, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i thought the radar gun was just way slow...
but yeah no wonder he can’t top 93
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're boned.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it isn't his velocity that scares me
It’s the lack of command.
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on May 1, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This will be way worse than a 1-0 loss
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on May 1, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
no....
2-0 fastball down the pipe, at 92 mph?
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
98 MPH PLEASE
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Throw a goddamn srike WHAT THE FUCK!!!
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm having Eddie flashbacks
and Ayala flashbacks
by Gomez on May 1, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
this is officially pissing me off
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK next ground ball, straight at loafie
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I miss 2007
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on May 1, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I turned the game on in the bottom of the 9th.
This game has been both awesome and horrible for me in a span of 2 innings.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 1, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF JJ
Is he still hurt?
The
Richie,
the
by Rollo Tomasi on May 1, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IF he walks in the tie run...
I’m not watching the mariners for a month…
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please don't walk in the tying run.
Please please please.
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is anyone warming up?
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on May 1, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
watching Fangraphs right now
was a large mistake
by Lents Park Homer on May 1, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fDSJ FKLSDJFlejt34qojt53-0afsjdo;fjsa;lsds
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on May 1, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh my god
GET HIM AWAY FROM THE GAME
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GOD DAMN ARGH KAJG;ILHAEG;OHANEOIKJNJ
NO COMMENT
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're fucked
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK, he called my bluff, bastard, WTF
put in someone else, he has no control, AND NO POWEr
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JJ fuck you for coming back too early.
It’s clear at this point….
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nooooooooo
oairjgoi[ejpwerigwpoergwr fuckhat
by Nick S on May 1, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So.......15 day DL then?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 1, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Death.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck you JJ, go back on the DL
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 1, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
boned
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on May 1, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
remember when he K'd the first batter?
That was fun.
by Matthew on May 1, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Further proof that Hafner is spiraling downward.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 1, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember when he didn't throw faster than 94.7 MPH today?
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
get him outta the fuckin game
christ… just because he’s your closer doesn’t mean you can’t yank him.
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by MfaninAlaska on May 1, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did someone just blindside me with a bat to the face?
It fucking feels like it
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cock Damn Shit Fuck It.
Someone carve out my other eye.
by Slica on May 1, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHO CURSED THIS.
WITH THE PUTZ IN GAME OV WHAT THE FUCK EVER.
by qrsouther on May 1, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Someoned did it in the last thread.
I don’t get it, we’re really pessimistic then we get cocky in stupid situations and karma kicks our ass. No one should ever think it’s a sure win till the game is over.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes I am certain this is totally our fault
by Jeff on May 1, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT IS
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes but you only think that because you're stupid
by Jeff on May 1, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No I think that because it's true
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes but you only think it's true because you're stupid
by Jeff on May 1, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No I think that because my experience watching college football tells me fans have direct impact on the outcome of the game
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But you only infer that because you're stupid
by Jeff on May 1, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No I infer that because I have a large enough and accurate enough sample size to believe that it actually is true
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're misinterpreting what that sample size tells you because you're stupid
by Jeff on May 1, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you're stupid for denying the truth
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes but you only say that because you're stupid
by Jeff on May 1, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mensa says otherwise
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The envelope said NAMBLA
You only read Mensa because you’re stupid
by Jeff on May 1, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Marlon Brando says otherwise
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, still you
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Needs less wrong
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess I won't be hooking you up with my hot sister then
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I highly doubt this statement is true.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No its true
Didnt you see the pictures he posted on sunday
by Robert on May 1, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did not.
And if she was hot, he probably just google image searched for hot women
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck you
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which part?
The hot sister’s existence or Corco’s unwillingness to hook her up with Jeff?
by ningwers on May 1, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The day I hook up with someone from Idaho is the day Corco hooks up with anyone
by Jeff on May 1, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
negative 5 days ago?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You didn't hook up
you only think that because you’re stupid.
by Jeff on May 1, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The girl I hooked up with says otherwise
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you sure it was a girl?
Are you sure it wasn’t nothing?
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was no girl
you only think there was because you’re stupid.
by Jeff on May 1, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least I can lie about having sex
you don’t even have that
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd make a bad great lawyer
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
got me
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least I have lies to make me interesting
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's see... I've been alive for nearly 10000 days
given that large sample size I can infer that the center of the Earth is filled with chocolate unicorns
by ningwers on May 1, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you seen chocolate unicorns every day?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Subjective reality kicks ass
(and rides on chocolate unicorns)
by ningwers on May 1, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pics or they aren't there
my Grandmother being locked in the bathroom doing Hail Marys so Ohio State beats Michigan- that’s fact
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's analyze
Grandmother locked in bathroom doing Hail Marys: fact
Ohio State beat Michigan: fact
The former causing the latter: chocolate unicorns
by ningwers on May 1, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We get shit on so much we should know it's a bad idea.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I'm right.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I'm right.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KILL ME NOW
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
by JI on May 1, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Everytime the camera shows McLaren
I wish I could jump through the TV screen and beat the shit out of him, like that father son combo from KC (or was it chitown?)
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Alright,
I’m banning myself from the “Game Over” pic until further notice.
by ThundaPC on May 1, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH HOLY CRAP YOU THREW A STRIKE
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hah
thanks for swinging at that crap
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So we all know whats going to happen.
There’s really no suspense here.
by vkut79 on May 1, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is anyone warming up?
Too many puppies....
by amanalone11 on May 1, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He'll get the K and then give up the hit.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now here comes the hit
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOLY FUCKING CRAP
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Big
come on one more
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 1, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THANK YOU CASEY BLAKE
YOU DUMB FUCK YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH FOR SWINGING
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude
Casey Blake is like god’s gift to the Mariners tonight.
by qrsouther on May 1, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ok, that K would of been more useful one batter ago
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 1, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that was such a tease
Dellucchi is going to break our hearts.
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
on second thought
just keep throwing splitters. no fast balls, unless they are way out the strike zone.
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woo?
A strikeout! This is progress..yes, this is progress.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 1, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Split is still sweet...
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If we were Indians fans we 'd be roasting Blake on a stick right now.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 1, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He is really relying on his splitter right now, like never before
by vkut79 on May 1, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he has to, he can't pitch a fastball for a strike
or blow anyone away with his 93 mph crap, cept hafner with the “high heat”
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
K #2.
1 more for continued baseball.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does that read
Fuck YEAH JJ? Or Fuck ya, JJ
by qrsouther on May 1, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on May 1, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has he ever thrown this many splitters?
He has 0 fastball.
by vkut79 on May 1, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not a strike
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on May 1, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
thank you umpire
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll regret saying this eventually
But fuck you, JJ.
The
Richie,
the
by Rollo Tomasi on May 1, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
better lucky than good
or in JJ’s case, healthy.
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on May 1, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
....Lowe for closer?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 1, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Morrow.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 1, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I propose closer by committee
Where the committee is Felix
by Jeff on May 1, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I cordially invite these announcers to blow me
by Jeff on May 1, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think they'd gladly do it
in their matching Hanes red t-shirts
by thenatural on May 1, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THUNDER
Fuck, I’ll take it.
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on May 1, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KKK
more FREE BASEBALL “yay…”
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JJ WOOOOOOOOOO
after failing but whatev
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 1, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why is Mac leaving Putz in there?
JJ is clearly not JJ. This madness…
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by Frosty Raptor on May 1, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NO! THis... IS... SPARTA!!!
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, wasn't worried.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That looked like a strike. Check Gameday
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Luck is my new best friend.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bwahahahahaha
ahahhahahahahaha ahhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahahahahha haaaaaaaaa
har har woooooooooooooooo sure was a close’n
by Slica on May 1, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GOOD
Now go straight to the DL and this time don’t come back until you are healed.
by Gomez on May 1, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
K# 3.
Well, that could have been worse…probably…
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit I would be super pissed if I were in the Indians.
The guy just walked the tying run in.Why would you swing at any of that.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 1, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
warm up dickey, this could go awhile.
oh wait
anyway, I’ll give Putz some credit got getting out of that jam that he got himself into… with a shitty fastball and no command. But fuck, man, fuck.
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well that was anti-climactic..
for Indians fans.
Too many puppies....
by amanalone11 on May 1, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A Tits start that goes into extra innings?
This certainly has potential to set records for game time
by ningwers on May 1, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I came home about 2.5 hours in and they were already in the 9th
so no. I was surprised too.
by Gomez on May 1, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, will the M's be smart and put him back on the DL?
by Happybelly on May 1, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank god we took Clement out already. Willie's running really--oh wait
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
...so Putz is halfway to last year's walk total
by JI on May 1, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's already surpassed last year's OH FUCK YOU'RE HURT total
by Jeff on May 1, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
:(
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was the first on to blurt out
oh noes he’s hurt
by JI on May 1, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shouldn't you be with the rest of the team?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff... as in Jeff Clement?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...
why didn’t we all see that?
Try less hard.
by JI on May 1, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because you're a moron?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sadly I think you totally just proved JI's point there
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Loafie!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on May 1, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bout time he gets a hit. He's ripped it to the track three times
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been playing GTA most of the game
just came in at the top of the 9th
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on May 1, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mini-arod!
with a single!
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Lopez woke up!
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
To be fair he's ripped three to the warning track
He’s been right on it and just missed all day
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh. My apologies then.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope Jose Lopez breaks Dimaggio's hiting streak
Just because it would be really funny if that record was held by Jose Lopez.
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 1, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KING AWESOME for 3 run HR please...
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
M's know Putz needs a pickmeup.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ibanez is not a bad hitter
ppl should drop the negativity
by vkut79 on May 1, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
In other news
Buzzie Bavasi—->Dead
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 1, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Win it for Buzz!
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on May 1, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet, now I catch up on what I missed.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 1, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How dare you not read the 2,000 comments that preceed yours
before posting something…
by thenatural on May 1, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok for semi-almost hitting beltre twice...
h’es gonna smake this 500 feet
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
werll... he tried to hit that 500 fett anyways...
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fett?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on May 1, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or the shortstop
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on May 1, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
smake?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on May 1, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH GOD DAMN IT
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck... i was pissed
beltre was just as pissed
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've never seen Beltre that pissed
that made the dp worth it.
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 1, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No it didn't >:(
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have other work to do.. I want this game over...
but I want us to win… ugh..
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltre looked unhappy.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hey... why aren't you paying attention to your game now? :)
not that we mind your friendly outsider comments.. but aren’t the angels playing the a’s right now?
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
shit apples don't fall far from the shit tree
or something similar to that.
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh, Baseball Tonight says No Worries!
“JJ Putz is back but looks a little rusty still and a lot of guys in the Mariners bullpen are in different roles than they’re used to, I think once JJ knocks the rust off he’ll be fine.” – Chris Singleton, Baseball Tonight
(Kinda paraphrased a bit)
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by Frosty Raptor on May 1, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank god
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on May 1, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The highlight of Chris Singleton's career
was getting plunked during a Red Sox-DRays beanball war and nearly charging the mound before he was held back.
by Gomez on May 1, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember last year there was a big love/hate relationship with this team.
This year it’s pretty much hate so far.
by Happybelly on May 1, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
aaaaaaaaargh
hey this baseball game, be less excruciating please
by Nick S on May 1, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Any pitcher with a necklace is good
Lowe, CJ Wilson, um
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on May 1, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FELIX MOTHERFUCKING HERNANDEZ
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
eh, it's a Rosary isn't it?
Not technically a necklace.
gets all Catholic
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on May 1, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix is overrated!.
/joking.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix should wear a neclace of skulls of his fallen foes
by Fett42 on May 1, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be awesome
Tally marks for his strikeouts on the side of his hat.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 1, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mark Lowe, is clearly not the same pitcher he was in 2006
But I still love him, him and JReed. And clement. Big man crushes
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a strike, ump!
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that was a K
be consistent ump, that was a strike for JJ
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We sure have alot of big fuckers on this team.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 1, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I CONCUR
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FREE ROY
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on May 1, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Free
Willie!
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't AAA destroying his life?
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't that Potatoes
Huber isn’t doing so bad IIRC.
by Gomez on May 1, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
8 K 8 BB 10 runs allowed 8 earned in 10.2 IP
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jake Woods? I don't know
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember when I thought Huber was legit
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by Katal LM on May 1, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This reminds me of that game recap last year I forget who we faced
Ms: You take it
Opponent: No you take it
Etc
by Fett42 on May 1, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No, the Rangers.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FREE MARK LOWE!!!111!!!1!!
...ON FREE AGENT POOL.
by qrsouther on May 1, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope Adenhart gets fucking obliterated tonight
by Fett42 on May 1, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gee, thanks.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope he pitches well and loses because I like good prospects
by Jeff on May 1, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too late for that...
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
was that 83 changeup?
after 95 mph fastballs?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That pitch was gorgeous
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to stab these Mariners if they lose.
Or I’ll mail them a knife with the note, “You know what to do,” to save myself the hassle
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on May 1, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He looks an awful lot like Josh Brown...
Oh, wait, hold up…
by qrsouther on May 1, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Retire, Raul.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you Ral
I hereby ban “U”’s in Ibanez’s name for a week.
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on May 1, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How slow is Raul or deep did he play
that that was a double?? wtf….
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
gg
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 1, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lowe's facial hair is awful. It makes him look like he's in one of those shitty dirty rock bands like Puddle of Mudd or something.
by SethGrandpa on May 1, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No wonder he's missing the zone
Everything’s so blurry.
by Gomez on May 1, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You take that back!
Puddle of Mudd was discovered by Fred Durst. Therefore they have to be awesome. Because if Fred Durst is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
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by Frosty Raptor on May 1, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh god, death by Jamey Carrol
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 1, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Carroll was a maid in the kitchen
and gave birth to ten children…
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by Katal LM on May 1, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How many ways
can this team throw a win away?
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That cleveland girl was hot
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There yeah go.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 1, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd give up my third nipple for Rafael Soriano right now.
by redwolf75 on May 1, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YEAH I'M TIRED OF ALL THE WALKS...oh wait.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice job
HBP with 2 strikes on him already? WTFFF
by qrsouther on May 1, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
“Swing batter batter”
“Swing batter batter”
“DEATH TO THE OPPOSITION!”
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on May 1, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh way to get out of the way Carroll
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They need to send the entire team down to Tacoma
Just to teach them a lesson.
by Gomez on May 1, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Put in Sean Green
Because we need Ground balls! haha
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ok, hnvm... that's exactly what we did
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fucking christ
not that it really matters
by thenatural on May 1, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You only need 2 outs, I think.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This seems like a very familiar situtation ...
.. yes, it was the last inning.
by mark sobba on May 1, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sean green
please save us.
k, thx. bye.
by deacvision7 on May 1, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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