5/1: Open Game Thead, Part 2
In tonight's mystery, the Hardy Boys try to solve the case of the disappearing offense.
IT"S PAUL BYRD! SCORE RUNS PLEASE!!
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Go get Chet!
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 1, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only got it now that you mentioned there was something to get.
I LOL’d.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 1, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WIN
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
I just coughed up the food I’m eating
by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
E.J. looks like a young Niehaus.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clementclementclementclementclementclement.
clementclementclement.
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by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bonds + Clement
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have evloved so far beyond everybody else that I do not see colors.
by JI on May 1, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That must lead to running a lot of trafffic violations
by Fett42 on May 1, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you didn't see colors
wouldn’t you be unable to see?
by Matthew on May 1, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have incredible hearing and tactile sensation
also telepathy
by JI on May 1, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not necessarily.
His cones could fail, leaving him unable to distinguish between different frequencies of light, but his rods – which detect only differences in amplitude – might still work fine.
He’d see only light & dark, aka black & white.
Therefore, he must be lying.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 1, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No one gives Stephen Colbert this much shit.
by JI on May 1, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a black and white tv as a child
they call color tv ‘color tv’ for a reason
by JI on May 1, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, they are differing levels of brightness.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 1, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clement C
Bonds DH
Johjima + Vidro = not a bad bench
by Fett42 on May 1, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Waste of Space!
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by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ben Davis!
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by Llewdor on May 1, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tom Lampkin!
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by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How do you not think that's a strike Grady?
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He just saw Batista on the mound
and assumed
by Alex B on May 1, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You people sure do keep odd hours.
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by Llewdor on May 1, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SIMS TIME!!!
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by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 4:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
25 minutes until the weekend for me
and in that time Batista will pitch to… carry the two…. THREE BATTERS?
THROW THE GOD DAMN BALL
by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 4:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe Batista really DID figure something out
by basebliman on May 1, 2008 4:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Indians announcers were talking about
how different his delivery is.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on May 1, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
... Batista? Three innings? Five K's?
by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 4:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No hits?
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by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
way to jinx it
thanks for ruining the season
by Matthew on May 1, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He learned from Sims.
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by Llewdor on May 1, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let me help so people will get off your case
NO HITS? Cool.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 1, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good sir, you are worse than Hitler
by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and proud of it
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 1, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Must...revive...Nazi...party.
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by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I picture a bunch of 15 year olds trying to conquer Europe with halberds they can't lift
by Fett42 on May 1, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
HALBERD BLITZKRIEG!
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by Llewdor on May 1, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jewritos = classlessly hilarious
this = ???
by JI on May 1, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
because its silly
and he takes crap for saying stupid stuff.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 1, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indians announcers
laughing at Beltre’s point.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on May 1, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They've been laughing at him all series
and he’s still the best player on the field..
by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least we're kind of making Byrd work.
Sort of.
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by Llewdor on May 1, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just noticed the incredibly communist and unAmerican name of the ballpark in Cleveland.
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by Llewdor on May 1, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
a Clement solo homer is my only hope
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 1, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone is going to soon jinx Batista. Don't do it Sims.
by redwolf75 on May 1, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I will rule the world!!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way too much work
It’s easier to just be rich
by ningwers on May 1, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps you could use these powers for good?
by Robert on May 1, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He can promote halberd awareness
and The East Coast Bias of abstract Events
by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't get the jinxing thing.
Throughout my childhood, it was something you don’t say to the pitcher. I don’t give a shit if an announcer or a fan says it. And it’s not like there has ever, ever in history been a no-hitter when no one in the universe said anything while it was happening. And I’ve heard announcers “jinx” pitchers before, and they still go onto throw the no-hitter.
Sorry, I’m not trying to get overly logical about something that’s exactly the opposite, but I guess I think it’s fine for fans and announcers to talk about it. Just not within earshot of the pitcher.
by Teej on May 1, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's nothing to get
thats the whole thing about it… it makes no sense, but players and fans are superstitious as hell
by thenatural on May 1, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I hear you.
I just can’t stand when people get screamed at for mentioning it while watching on TV 2,000 miles away from where it’s happening.
by Teej on May 1, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry
I assume the Indians announcers will be more than happy to oblige
by ningwers on May 1, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I Gotta Secret with Miguel Batista?
Sounds like stranger danger to me.
by JI on May 1, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can we mock Sims for working for ESPN?
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by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
'Cause ESPN sucks?
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by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you done anything more substantial in your life?
if yes, then maybe… I would assume, however, that the answer is no
by thenatural on May 1, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sim's a pretty good college football announcer.
by redwolf75 on May 1, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God I can't wait to see the Hawks
pulling that play with him.
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The best part?
We have two Schmitts on this team meaning his jersey is gonna read “O. Schmitt”
by Robert on May 1, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sims is the best annoucer in Seattle
There I said it
by Robert on May 1, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As much as I despise the NBA
I agree that he is a very, VERY good announcer.
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Calabro sucks at baseball
Sims is good at every sport he calls
by Robert on May 1, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
King Batista?
nevermind. double. no hitter broken up!
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MUHAHAAHAHAHA!!!
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by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How come Richie didn't get that?
He’s so tall…
by Happybelly on May 1, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Even that double was boring
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 1, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah Batista was going to throw a no-hitter.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 1, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cleveland sure likes to strike out to crappy pitchers
Nice catch Ichiro, btw
by OlSalty on May 1, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Was that as good
As Niehaus made it sound?
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on May 1, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not sure
But it was a lot better than Sims called it.
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was really good
Ichiro makes it look easy tho…
by thenatural on May 1, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
75% of the world is covered by water.
The rest is covered by Ichiro.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 1, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
I approve of this (more or less) factually correct message
by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steelers fans say the same thing about Troy Polamalu
by appleshampoo on May 1, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God damn...
Can I change my vote for player worth paying to see?
by ningwers on May 1, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
well that sucks
chances of us coming back from 0-1 deficit?
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And that's your ballgame.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on May 1, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My plan is working!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know I'm going to regret this
And what plan would that be?
by ningwers on May 1, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It wouldn't surprise me if me already wore one
as a joke that nobody gets
by JI on May 1, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On second thought
my editing is of poor quality
by JI on May 1, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In a batting slump?
Just wait til Seattle rolls into town.
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't understand
Why is Mel telling our pitchers to continue going low and inside to power hitting lefties?
by johnbai on May 1, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That wasn't a bad pitch by Batista. Bad luck.
by redwolf75 on May 1, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice tag Clement!
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on May 1, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KENJI FOR BACKUP CATCHER!
CLEMENT FOR STARTING CATCHER!
RAUL FOR DH!
REED FOR LF!
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I APPROVE PROVIDED THAT BONDS IS NOT A REALISTIC OPTION
by JI on May 1, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GAME THREAD EMOTION
WITH ADDED CLEMENT AND WLAD
by Alex B on May 1, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ICHIRO!!!!
Holy mother of fuck he never ceaes to amaze me.
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ICHIRO!!!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, it's only 1 run.
No sweat.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
With WLAD and Clement,
It’s a whole new world!
A new fantastic point of… OK I’ll stop before LFOJL finishes this
by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit....
Ichiro saves two runs in a single inning. And NICE tag by Clement as well
by OlSalty on May 1, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Paul Byrd is throwing a shutout!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Love it
Mariners hit 10 base hits, score nothing.
Opponents hit 2 hits, score runs.
Very annoying the clutchness of everyone but us.
by Slica on May 1, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STOP FIRST PITCH SWINGING YOU ASSHOLE
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Time for Clement and Wlad to show why they were called up.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't you mean that Cairo is guessing the pitch?
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by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Jeff, trying not swinging at the first pitch okay?
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by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
See wlad taking pitches there Clement
Start taking notes
by IceStormV1 on May 1, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or not.
Clement, I was under the impression you weren’t opposed to taking pitches.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Only to swing at ball 4.
and 5.
(Sigh)
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Wlad. That was totally ball four.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And ball five.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey look
it’s that Special Olympics commercial that makes me feel like a douchebag for laughing.
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey lady, watch your language!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking hell, son.
Leave that lady alone.
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're talking in the third-person now?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not Oil Can Boyd!
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by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What're you, a wizard?!
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by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indians announcers are so American
“Still, the thing with Soccer is 2-0 is a high scoring game”
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on May 1, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Still more entertaining than a Tits start.
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Soccer
is not more entertaining then anything…. WNBA is more entertaining then soccer.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 1, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope
Opinions… I’d rather watch paint dry while sitting on a bed of glowing nails then be subjected to a game of soccer.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on May 1, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow?
Did Richie take some defense steroids?
by Ike Clanton on May 1, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
More death.
And there’s death, then there’s Army death.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you join the Army, you're basically dead.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a whole lot of veterans who would beg to differ
by ningwers on May 1, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Basically" not "are certainly".
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
for someone who hates swearing and believes in universal notions of respect and human dignity
he sure wants mass kill a lot of people
by JI on May 1, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just pray he doesnt flunk out of art school
by Robert on May 1, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He can draw human ire
And with great ease, I might add.
by Alex B on May 1, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
[I just hope everybody is picking up on the Hitler refereneces]
by JI on May 1, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When is the assassination attempt going to happen?
by Alex B on May 1, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He needs a good hitch in the military to get him going.
He can the post his plans for world domination in a diary… which he will delete after it is mocked by everyone.
by JI on May 1, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No A-Rod when we face the Yankees
makes me happy.
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm happy that Ramirez isn't pitching tomorrow.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh look, it's not April anymore. >_>
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why must we make crappy pitchers
look good?
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"May is an overlooked month is baseball"
WTF?
by Alex B on May 1, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Depends where you are
More fun to go to games in May here in AZ… by mid-late June, we’re up to 115 degrees, and its just not that great
by thenatural on May 1, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ibanez isn't listening.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mmmm
Bacon.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on May 1, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spider Bacon?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Getting shutout by Paul Byrd is like getting raped by Porky Pig.
by redwolf75 on May 1, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Totally hilarious?
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Raping Porky Pig is hilarious. This is the other way around -- the epitome of demeaning.
by redwolf75 on May 1, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd would be hilarious.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Porky Pig raping
anything would be hilarious.
by redwolf75 on May 1, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I guess we haven't had a Looney Tunes hentai subthread yet...
by JLC on May 1, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coach + hentai = many hilarious scenarios
by redwolf75 on May 1, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHA
On man. That would be great.
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man Ichiro's arm is innaccurate
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you're right,
but that throw was an abberation
by sammy on May 1, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, Ichiro's arm is strong, but his accuracy is really, really overrated.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's why I said "you're right"
but when he’s off, he’s off by about 4-6 feet; that throw was off by 14.
by sammy on May 1, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, I'll give you that.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice arm Raul, you dumb bald cunt.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You suck Ibanez.
Retire.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nah, Bonds can do that.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmmm
Philly Hughes to the DL until ASB at min.
by Matthew on May 1, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But he's the ROY candidate!!!!!1!!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Chamberlain
The Yanks need Washburn.
by Alex B on May 1, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's been gone with his father
can’t imagine they’d throw him into the rotation after not having pitched for awhile.
by Matthew on May 1, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
'CAUSE MIGUEL CHANGED SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!1!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No Sims.
There was one out when the man was on 3rd.
by ThundaPC on May 1, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man you can't knock the performance by Batista.
But seriously, in order to win, scoring runs is necessary.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PITCHING AND DEFENSE WINS BALLGAMES!
SCORING RUNS DOES NOT!!!!!!!!!!
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
'Thus we will swing at the first pitch,
so that we may do more pitching and play more defense!’
Sounds right.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't put it past M's management to say that.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well played.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How do you play that poorly?
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You suck
Vidro.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was quite a feat of slowness
for Vidro to get thrown out there
by planB on May 1, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vidro defines slow..
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
indeed
as if it isn’t painful enough having to listen to the opposing team’s color commentators on MLB.tv
by Ike Clanton on May 1, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RUN FASTER YOU PIECE OF SHIT
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 1, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
haha
Theres probably 10 people in the major leagues who can’t run that out… 3 of them are starters on our team
by thenatural on May 1, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vidro is as slow as Earth's fucking tectonic plates
by JLC on May 1, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tectonic plates win
At least they catch fire every now and again.
by Alex B on May 1, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah...
as bad as they are at everything else, I’m sure they’d be terrible in bed
by Ike Clanton on May 1, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I gotta ask you...
As an Angel fan, how can you stand watching this abortion of a team?
by basebliman on May 1, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The company is enjoyable and the jokes
are funny?
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was because you were an insomniac
by basebliman on May 1, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That certainly helps, but I only live in Iowa.
7PM EST games wouldn’t qualify as depriving me of sleep.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oops, the joke went right over my head.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep. 79 pitches total. Byrd's on pace for a CG,
no sweat.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Sexson took about the fattest meatball Paul Byrd has thrown in his life.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This offense is awesome.
Nay, Paul Byrd is a god.
by BHP on May 1, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
this is hard to watch
paul byrd. seriously. SERIOUSLY.
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, they've scored one off of Batista....
Neither team’s fans can really feel safe here.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd be feeling pretty safe
if I were a Cleveland fan.
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Paul Byrd = cartoon pitching action
Really, really annoying
by Alex B on May 1, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But we have Felix
He loves pitching against the Yankees. If we can only score, like, 3 runs… is that too much to ask?
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nevermind.
Make that Bedard. Well, let’s hope he is healthy and does well.
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, remember when there were two of him
in BMO?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too bad that the food at Old Country Buffet is
at old as the country.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Old Country Buffet sucks so bad.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BUT TEH OLD PEOPLE LIKE IT!!!!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trying too hard
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too bad it's true.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what I mean. Jeez!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn coach, we don't need to see your hentai-inspired avatar.
by redwolf75 on May 1, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do you have such a large collection of this?
by Robert on May 1, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you really want to know the answer to that question?
by ningwers on May 1, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I found the worst one
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because I'm fucking awesome.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
does your daddy know that you call hime awesome behind his back?
by Robert on May 1, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, but he knows I call him retarded to his face.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not a real smurf
$100 says she has firecrotch.
by JLC on May 1, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shouldn't we be trying to exploit this somehow?
Distracting him with smut from the dugout?
by Alex B on May 1, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DANGER ZONE!
Luckily he’s facing the Indians lineup.
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beltre is awesome
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love you, sir.
Beltre with another dazzler.
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear Adrian Beltre,
You are the biggest not a bust of all time. Please continue to be awesome.
Thanks,
Lookout Landing
by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You should also sign the
“Dear Jeff Clement, in order to make up for going to SC, please hit many many homeruns” letter
by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't really hold it against him, but if it helps motivate him I'm all for it
by ningwers on May 1, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Jeff Clement
Light tower power, please. That is all.
Ta,
LL
by Alex B on May 1, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beltre : Awesomeness
Hafner : Bad Baserunning
by Alex B on May 1, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Alright newbies...
Let’s go guys. I want to see some hits from you, or else it’s BACK TO THE MINORS.
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not a legitimate threat
We’d be stuck with Willie and Kenji
by ningwers on May 1, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does anybody else find humorously ironic the org seems concerned about Clements D?
I mean Raul’s still out there right?
by SethGrandpa on May 1, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
to be fair,
we haven’t seen his catch-and-throw skills yet.
by sammy on May 1, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly, D tends to be a little more obvious at C than LF
but yeah, it’s pretty funny that they keep running Raul out there
by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok. im back from dinner.
and just started watching. we are obviously going to score now
by deacvision7 on May 1, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
M's:
Try to stay at bat long enough for me to take a leak.
Thank you.
by Paytheline on May 1, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Over/under on Clement swining at the first pitch?
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
See?
Taking pitches isn’t such a bad idea.
by ThundaPC on May 1, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now this AB is awesome
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUNK WALK!!
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why is Byrd on such a low pitch count btw?
by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mariners hitters
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good AB
only a rookie and already a “veteran presence”
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck pinch runners in the ass.
Why don’t they ever PR for Richie?
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh trust me it's happened. I've been there for it. >:(
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How the fuck do you swing at that Wlad? That was uuuuugly
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Princess Willie sighting!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that was a beltre swing...
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wlad not looking good this AB
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wlad looked awful today.
His hole looks like Beltre’s hole two years ago
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltre's hole two years ago was the low outside slider.
You’d see it coming and it looked like a ball out of his hand and he swung anyway. Wlad’s K’s today looked just like that.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm
Maybe he’ll do better against fastball pitchers. Who don’t throw anything off speed.
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He'll destroy Justin Verlander.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like you Wlad, but please swing at better pitches
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 1, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
thank god
the invincible byrd taken out
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Miguel Cairo
is really the only one left to save us
by Tony S on May 1, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THere are days when I swear I could pitch a fucking gem against this lineup.
Just throw it in the dirt and let them get themselves out
by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've always wanted to see Ichiro get ejected from a game
don’t know why. Figure it’d be cool.
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But he's our best base-stealer!
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God damn this stupid fucking team
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU WILLIE
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what's willie good for?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Willie’s usually good for a PR steal…not a great start to this year though…two SB and two CS
by appleshampoo on May 1, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wlad's pitch recognition sucks.
Against pitchers with a halfway good breaking ball, we’re gonna have to get used to a lot of these types of performances by Wlad.
by redwolf75 on May 1, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
McLaren:
“Lets have willie get caught here so Ichiro can lead off the ninth”
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 1, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
actually, that's probably good
now Ichiro leads off the 9th with 0 outs
by Matthew on May 1, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
good job Willie
Reed could of done that
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on May 1, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Clement could have done THAT...
by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Willie Bloomquist is now officially good for nothing
Absolutely nothing. He’s not even a good door stop.
by JLC on May 1, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, far too light.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love that Willie's played for one third of an inning and has 100% fail rate on shit he's tried to do
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I miss runs
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
another starter performance ruined
great job on the run support, wooo
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes he pitched yesterday.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's reading about philosophy and shit
with his new glasses
by Tony S on May 1, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's a program in the Matrix
he’s not actually real
by JLC on May 1, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro backs off a play
shows Wlad some respect.
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope Jeff isn't waiting til the game's over to watch this pile of crap
someone should warn him if he is
by basebliman on May 1, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Notice how Ichiro actually lets Wlad catch the ball
unlike Raul?
by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i miss 'ol red
and all the shit dave n used to give him
by bholdr on May 1, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHA
that was awesome, he proved my point on the very next play
by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If gonna off myself if Rhodes pitches this weekend
by Robert on May 1, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least we can get the ball rolling on those LL suicide pics.
by JI on May 1, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am reccomending this
you have a failure rate of zero
by JI on May 1, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think he's looked that bad.
I also don’t think he’s the best lefty reliever in our pen, but from what I’ve seen he’s been pitching to the corners and avoiding the meatball. Needs more RSS, though. In general.
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro still steals from Raul :)
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHA
On that play Ichiro says stay the fuck away, Raul
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro to Ibanez
Hey “LF” my ball
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 1, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll cry when we trade Clement for him.
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe they'd take Kenji.
Although he’s destined to be our starter for three more years, regardless of anything.
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think Nintendo ownership would allow that trade to happen?
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think local ownership needs to grow a fucking back bone and tell Yamauchi no once in awhile
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Yamauchi. He didn't want us to even try to get Dice-K. He's a retard
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, Mike, most pitchers are better if they have more velocity....
by Matthew on May 1, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It seems that we only pass on the good NWiners in the draft.
Tim Lincecum, Grady Sizemore, Travis Snider, Travis Buck, etc.
The one’s we draft ourselves…on the other hand…yay Willie?
by redwolf75 on May 1, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Travis Snider is a total douchebag.
Another fucking draftee I went to school with.
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Went to middle school with him.
Beat me up and threw me into a trash can.
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why the hell did you get beat up so much?
by Matthew on May 1, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would have thrown you in a trash can then
by Robert on May 1, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could you even lift a trash can? If the answer is no to this, then you can't lift a person.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well here's where we get shut out.
Who’s excited!?
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltre repeat off Betancourt
Basically would be the sweetest thing ever.
by JLC on May 1, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else want to ban Robert from adopting players?
I just realized that he made Potatoes his baby and he fell apart, and last night he fell for Wlad and today he’s 0-3 with 3 K’s. I say this is a necessity
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to ban him from adopting anything.
by JLC on May 1, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix is immune
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What if this game was still 0-0?
Another 20+ inning game? Well, I don’t think our bullpen has enough depth… but our offense could make it happen.
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can you smell what Ichiro is cooking?
He’s cooking up a comeback
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Next year
I’m buying Ichiro a calender that goes January-February-March-May-May-May-May-May-May-May-May-December
by Matthew on May 1, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm
I bet if we benched Ichiro in April he could hit .400 on a season…
by appleshampoo on May 1, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1-0 in a Batista vs. Byrd matchup.
Can you feel the Mojo Risin’ (tm)?
by vkut79 on May 1, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If by Mojo you mean my contempt for this offense
then yes. Yes, I do.
by ningwers on May 1, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why the fuck do you bunt here? If anyone can steal it's Ichiro
If you’re going to bunt, at least bunt him to third.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn it, Lopez has ripped it three times today and has nothing to show for it.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
damnit Lopez
take steroids or something so those start clearing the fence
by Matthew on May 1, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DP inc
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 1, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God damn it Raul that was so hittable
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Martinez is shaken up now steal Ichiro!
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on May 1, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey Raul, take worse swings.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please don't ground into a DP.
Strikeout, at least.
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Give Beltre a chance!
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know things have gotten bad
when we’re hoping for our hitters to strike out.
by BrianL on May 1, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet Betancourt is horrible in bed.
Holy shit hurry up, you fucker.
by JLC on May 1, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wild pitches are awesome.
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
thank you god for that high pitch
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DOUBLE PLAY BROKEN UP!
A shimmer of hope.
by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What he said
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tying run in scoring position.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dave:
“This is great ballgame tonight”
No. Only if you’re Paul Byrd.
by appleshampoo on May 1, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TIE GAME!!!
YES!!!
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by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ICHIRO IS A GOD!!!!!
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by LantermanC on May 1, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you mean "OH MY ICHIRO!!!!"
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