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5/1: Open Game Thead, Part 2

Tiny by Matthew on in Game Threads

In tonight's mystery, the Hardy Boys try to solve the case of the disappearing offense.

 

IT"S PAUL BYRD! SCORE RUNS PLEASE!!

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YES!

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 4:49 PM PDT   0 recs

Go get Chet!

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 1, 2008 4:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on May 1, 2008 4:49 PM PDT   3 recs

WIN

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

I just coughed up the food I’m eating

by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 5:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

E.J. looks like a young Niehaus.

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 4:50 PM PDT   0 recs

by JI on May 1, 2008 4:50 PM PDT   2 recs

Clementclementclementclementclementclement.

clementclementclement.

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 4:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Bonds + Clement

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 4:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

if you didn't see colors

wouldn’t you be unable to see?

by Matthew on May 1, 2008 4:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Not necessarily.

His cones could fail, leaving him unable to distinguish between different frequencies of light, but his rods – which detect only differences in amplitude – might still work fine.

He’d see only light & dark, aka black & white.

Therefore, he must be lying.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 1, 2008 4:58 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Clement C

Bonds DH
Johjima + Vidro = not a bad bench

by Fett42 on May 1, 2008 4:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Waste of Space!

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 4:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Ben Davis!

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 1, 2008 4:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Tom Lampkin!

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 4:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

SIMS TIME!!!

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 4:54 PM PDT   0 recs

25 minutes until the weekend for me

and in that time Batista will pitch to… carry the two…. THREE BATTERS?

THROW THE GOD DAMN BALL

by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 4:54 PM PDT   0 recs

No hits?

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 4:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

way to jinx it

thanks for ruining the season

by Matthew on May 1, 2008 4:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Let me help so people will get off your case

NO HITS? Cool.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on May 1, 2008 4:59 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

because its silly

and he takes crap for saying stupid stuff.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on May 1, 2008 5:00 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Indians announcers

laughing at Beltre’s point.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on May 1, 2008 4:59 PM PDT   0 recs

They've been laughing at him all series

and he’s still the best player on the field..

by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 4:59 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

At least we're kind of making Byrd work.

Sort of.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 1, 2008 4:59 PM PDT   0 recs

I don't get the jinxing thing.

Throughout my childhood, it was something you don’t say to the pitcher. I don’t give a shit if an announcer or a fan says it. And it’s not like there has ever, ever in history been a no-hitter when no one in the universe said anything while it was happening. And I’ve heard announcers “jinx” pitchers before, and they still go onto throw the no-hitter.

Sorry, I’m not trying to get overly logical about something that’s exactly the opposite, but I guess I think it’s fine for fans and announcers to talk about it. Just not within earshot of the pitcher.

by Teej on May 1, 2008 5:13 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

There's nothing to get

thats the whole thing about it… it makes no sense, but players and fans are superstitious as hell

by thenatural on May 1, 2008 5:14 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah, I hear you.

I just can’t stand when people get screamed at for mentioning it while watching on TV 2,000 miles away from where it’s happening.

by Teej on May 1, 2008 5:15 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Don't worry

I assume the Indians announcers will be more than happy to oblige

by ningwers on May 1, 2008 5:02 PM PDT