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IT"S PAUL BYRD! SCORE RUNS PLEASE!!

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YES!

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Go get Chet!

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 1, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on May 1, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions   3 recs

WIN

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

I just coughed up the food I’m eating

by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clementclementclementclementclementclement.

clementclementclement.

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bonds + Clement

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you didn't see colors

wouldn’t you be unable to see?

by Matthew on May 1, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not necessarily.

His cones could fail, leaving him unable to distinguish between different frequencies of light, but his rods – which detect only differences in amplitude – might still work fine.

He’d see only light & dark, aka black & white.

Therefore, he must be lying.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 1, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clement C

Bonds DH
Johjima + Vidro = not a bad bench

by Fett42 on May 1, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Waste of Space!

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ben Davis!

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 1, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tom Lampkin!

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SIMS TIME!!!

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 4:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

25 minutes until the weekend for me

and in that time Batista will pitch to… carry the two…. THREE BATTERS?

THROW THE GOD DAMN BALL

by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 4:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No hits?

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

way to jinx it

thanks for ruining the season

by Matthew on May 1, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let me help so people will get off your case

NO HITS? Cool.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on May 1, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

because its silly

and he takes crap for saying stupid stuff.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on May 1, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indians announcers

laughing at Beltre’s point.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on May 1, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They've been laughing at him all series

and he’s still the best player on the field..

by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least we're kind of making Byrd work.

Sort of.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 1, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't get the jinxing thing.

Throughout my childhood, it was something you don’t say to the pitcher. I don’t give a shit if an announcer or a fan says it. And it’s not like there has ever, ever in history been a no-hitter when no one in the universe said anything while it was happening. And I’ve heard announcers “jinx” pitchers before, and they still go onto throw the no-hitter.

Sorry, I’m not trying to get overly logical about something that’s exactly the opposite, but I guess I think it’s fine for fans and announcers to talk about it. Just not within earshot of the pitcher.

by Teej on May 1, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's nothing to get

thats the whole thing about it… it makes no sense, but players and fans are superstitious as hell

by thenatural on May 1, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I hear you.

I just can’t stand when people get screamed at for mentioning it while watching on TV 2,000 miles away from where it’s happening.

by Teej on May 1, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry

I assume the Indians announcers will be more than happy to oblige

by ningwers on May 1, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I Gotta Secret with Miguel Batista?

Sounds like stranger danger to me.

by JI on May 1, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

'Cause ESPN sucks?

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God damn you

back in your cage

by JI on May 1, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you done anything more substantial in your life?

if yes, then maybe… I would assume, however, that the answer is no

by thenatural on May 1, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

King Batista?

nevermind. double. no hitter broken up!

by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Even that double was boring

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on May 1, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Was that as good

As Niehaus made it sound?

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on May 1, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not sure

But it was a lot better than Sims called it.

by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was really good

Ichiro makes it look easy tho…

by thenatural on May 1, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Niceeeeee

Ichiro is awesome.

by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well that sucks

chances of us coming back from 0-1 deficit?

by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And that's your ballgame.

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on May 1, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In a batting slump?

Just wait til Seattle rolls into town.

by BrianL on May 1, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice tag Clement!

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on May 1, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!!!!

Holy mother of fuck he never ceaes to amaze me.

by AtomicGarden on May 1, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!!!

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!!!!!!!!

why do they try that?

by thenatural on May 1, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, it's only 1 run.

No sweat.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If you're us

that’s a big problem.

by BrianL on May 1, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

With WLAD and Clement,

It’s a whole new world!
A new fantastic point of… OK I’ll stop before LFOJL finishes this

by seattlebruin on May 1, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit....

Ichiro saves two runs in a single inning. And NICE tag by Clement as well

by OlSalty on May 1, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Love it

Mariners hit 10 base hits, score nothing.

Opponents hit 2 hits, score runs.

Very annoying the clutchness of everyone but us.

by Slica on May 1, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STOP FIRST PITCH SWINGING YOU ASSHOLE

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Time for Clement and Wlad to show why they were called up.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Clement

3 ABs, 3 pitches seen.

by BrianL on May 1, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Or not.

Clement, I was under the impression you weren’t opposed to taking pitches.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh Wlad. That was totally ball four.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And ball five.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey look

it’s that Special Olympics commercial that makes me feel like a douchebag for laughing.

by BrianL on May 1, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Indians announcers are so American

“Still, the thing with Soccer is 2-0 is a high scoring game”

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on May 1, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Soccer

is not more entertaining then anything…. WNBA is more entertaining then soccer.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on May 1, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

Opinions… I’d rather watch paint dry while sitting on a bed of glowing nails then be subjected to a game of soccer.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on May 1, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also

Barcelona is some team from Brazil, apparently.

by Alex B on May 1, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow?

Did Richie take some defense steroids?

by Ike Clanton on May 1, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

More death.

And there’s death, then there’s Army death.

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wtf

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on May 1, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!!!

thank god april is over

by thenatural on May 1, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh look, it's not April anymore. >_>

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Depends where you are

More fun to go to games in May here in AZ… by mid-late June, we’re up to 115 degrees, and its just not that great

by thenatural on May 1, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha Dave.

“Windows open! YIPPEE!”

by BrianL on May 1, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ibanez isn't listening.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on May 1, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mmmm

Bacon.

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on May 1, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Spider Bacon?

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man Ichiro's arm is innaccurate

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you're right,

but that throw was an abberation

by sammy on May 1, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, Ichiro's arm is strong, but his accuracy is really, really overrated.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's why I said "you're right"

but when he’s off, he’s off by about 4-6 feet; that throw was off by 14.

by sammy on May 1, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, I'll give you that.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck.

Here comes run number two.

by BrianL on May 1, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice arm Raul, you dumb bald cunt.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 1, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You suck Ibanez.

Retire.

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on May 1, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hmmm

Philly Hughes to the DL until ASB at min.

by Matthew on May 1, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mmm

Fractured rib. Surely it shouldn’t have taken them that long to realise something was badly wrong.

by Alex B on May 1, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Chamberlain

The Yanks need Washburn.

by Alex B on May 1, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's been gone with his father

can’t imagine they’d throw him into the rotation after not having pitched for awhile.

by Matthew on May 1, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs