4/9: Open Game Thread, Part 2
Is this offense that I see before me?
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Ichiro RBI 2B, Lopez sac fly, Beltre Funk Blast, Wilker-double, Vidro RBI
Good outing from Washburn.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
three lefties due up in the 8th
dear god, don't use Green Mac.
I gather you don't see many Mariner games.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 9, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I *think* even Mac isn't that stupid
Of course, since RRS is now conditioned to exclusively pitch in the 9th because of his mindset...
Of course, Adam Jones gets to that before it hits the ground
But good job Raul *pats head*
Raul has a good throwing arm...
Not great, but average strength and it's usually accurate. His arm isn't his fielding problem. Not really a huge strength, but not a detriment.
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Maybe it's because I don't pay enough attention to football,
but why exactly did Jamie Burke use his Kicker skills in that play?
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Adam Jones makes that throw!
wait, I don't think I did this right...
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Oh he dropped it.
The ball blended with the bag to me.
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BUNTING?! WHY?!
Unless you're going to pinch run for Richie that makes no sense.
We have to save our pinch runners.
We don't have enough.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 9, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair to Wilkerson, that probably wasn't his call.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Wilkerson OPS'd .857 vs. LHP last year.
Way to go Squinty, you fucker.
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Of course Mac bunts him over!
The PH is up!
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
HEEEEYYY!!!
Is there like 25 people at that park?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
To be fair, as soon as I hit post I thought to myself
"Did I really just post "like". Ewwww"
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Ah yes, I suppose that should be "Are there like 25 people at that park?"
My bad.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
FUNK BLAST!!!!
JAMIE BURKE HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRKE!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
OUTTA HERE
BURKE FUNK BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURKE
You get Raul's U's.
How come Bavasi is better at finding
cheap non starters than actual starters?
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
dude, we're up by 6.
we've got another game here then a series against the halos. Personally, I'd like our relievers as rested as possible for that series. But that's just me.
Jeff Petland...
is obviously on the same crack that McClusterfuck is.
It has now officially been taken too far
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 9, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
You must have missed Buarkake.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Haha, Gameday doesn't know
what that first pitch was.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
Okay, i just got in front of my computer again, so I have to do this:
BURKE!
Okay, back to regularly scheduled programming.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 9, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions
Of course. Kenji just super happy to be playing super fun baseball!
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
is that suppose to be funny?
Cause it's coming across as racist.
by A Public Alias on Apr 9, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
He clearly needs more breaking in.
<//Mac>
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Playing the percenteges
/Montgomery Burns
by Smegmalicious on Apr 9, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Because he's an underrated fan favorite.
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I see.
The Red Sox replace Manny for defense. >:(
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 9, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
The Red Sox hired Theo Epstein as a GM
Understand the difference?
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We have very few old women voting here.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 9, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, we have Bloomquist who sucks.
Cairo is horrible and Morse is horrible. They'd all probably be upgrades but Raul has the best bat. (Just in case).
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
Yeah well apparently we have a guy named Jimerson
on the bench.
Haven't seen him to confirm though.
Go Nova
YES!
Seriously..Glvoe on a Stick for starting LF
by Smegmalicious on Apr 9, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what somebody said.
A couple of days ago.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
Part of me is sad that RRS will now be horribly overused
but the other part is saying AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI
K!
Bring back the 2 IP SV!!
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
That curve....
must make those 90mph fastballs look blazing.
just found it.
it's not on the index/live scoreboards page for some reason.
6 runs and we go with RRS?
And why are Green and EOF warming up? Games like this are the reason that Baek has, and Dickey should have, a roster spot. Save the big bullpen pitchers for close games.
I love RRS, but this isn't the time to use him.
I asked this before.
I guess we already had him up, so Squinty thought it would be too difficult to change
Go Nova
Under the subject line for comments, you should see a tree picture.
Click the tree, paste the URL, and

Voila.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
It's just an example.
I assure you, Squinty is not actually in play. ;)
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
South Korea??
Wait a minute... This isn't the guy from Street Fighter...
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
In theory....
both are done at the same time....
but when he was fucking the man
wouldn't he also have been fucking the shit? Isn't that how that works?
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
and math?
but is a bad driver with a small penis?
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 9, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
he probably sees the image fine
since he loaded it from the site, it's in his cache
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
damn...
now i see... It showed up right when I previewed it, and posted right, but now that I refresh I see what you mean
Fuck Aybar.
A 3-for-5 day with 2 XBH for Awesome would have made my shitty day.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Needs more mouth cancer.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Hahahahahaha
*that* is a sexson funk blast. He's redefined the term.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 9, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
He was just
protecting his nads.
"Get offa my lawn!"
I'm listening on Gameday Audio
Niehaus did a "Hiiiiyaaaah!" when describing a martial arts event.
Some people can't even act and drive.

That was a failure of mammoth proportions.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
If I don't see some Willie Bloomquist soon
I'm going to go crazy
Free = release
I think keeping him on the bench is a way to get Cairo to ask his way out of his contract at this point.
Good News.
JJ's already up throwing again. He's looking much better than K-Rod.
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080409&content_id=2508495&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb
Baker thinks he'll be on the DL longer than the 15 days.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 9, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Jim Street > Geoff Baker
...
OK, I got nothing.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Fuck yes.
Two in a row for the first time since 2003!
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
The first time we got 3 games over .500, we said
"First time since 2003 that we've been 3 games over .500!!"
from then on, it became a season-long meme of saying "(insert some achievement here) for the first time since 2003!"
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I think Burke just got Burkake'd
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Greeeeen!
Awesome win. I can't believe Washburn escaped from this game with only 1 run. He gave up a shitload of doubles that just barely didn't clear.
So, let me get this straight
Get swept by the shitty shit O's, take the first two from a genuinely decent-to-good Rays team.
Makes sense to me
Actually, it does
Considering the O's series proved karma has a larger impact on the functioning of sports than any of us suspected.
Detroit is......winning?!
Oh wait, it's only the 4th inning, their bullpen isn't in yet.
My mistake.
Angels win 9-5.
Rev: "Moseley's 4 runs only happened because he had such a large cushion."
I understand Eyebrows' pain.
Congrats on the series win
Unfortunately can't say I didn't see it coming.
"Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic." - Robert S. Weider
for those that are interested
Dickey is pitching for Tacoma and he's faced the minimum thru 4 innings... still a long way to go but good outing so far
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
Awful day to miss the game thread.
I had too much work to do and unplugged the internet. But I got to watch the game. That was sick.
...and now I'm here

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