4/8: Open Game Thread, Part 3
Please mommmmmm, no more potatoes for dinner.
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Huh
Who's that guy warming up in the bullpen?
by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FAILUS MAXIMUS
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RRS!! WARMING UP!!!
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A Shoeless Upton got a triple.
But he was called out anyway, because Beltre is the king of awesome.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Upton laced one down the line
Wilk relayed to Loafie, Loafie made a perfect strike to Beltre, and even though Upton appeared to beat the throw, he was called out.
by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never seen a runner so fast
while looking so slow.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
John McLaren stands by, wishing he
had Maddon's "fire."
by redwolf75 on Apr 8, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate to say it.
Ump probably should've gave it to him. He ran all the way to 3rd with his shoe off.
by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He was out
Beltre hit his hand before he touched the bag
by Fett42 on Apr 8, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hahahahahahhahaah
This inning is tits.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha you see the fan flipping the birds to the ump?
Wonderful
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That made my day.
It's a shame FSN is going to get fined for it, though.
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah someone has to report it
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROFL!!!!
Fan in the crowd gives the two finger salute!!
Priceless.
by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a chaotic inning.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KORKO with 2 Ks
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I must say
I am proud of this Rays home crowd... actually paying attention and giving a shit about the game for a change.
by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah Gomez
you Rays fan!
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not directed towards Gomez
but rather the fans on TV.
Aw fuck it.
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or a Rays home crowd actually exists.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They do seem pretty awesome
They're STILL jacked up about that, I don't think the Safeco crowd shows this much emotion all year.
by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And this is why we play the games, boys and girls.
by redwolf75 on Apr 8, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone please....
get a screen grab of the double-bird action.
by PLU Tim on Apr 8, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, gotta like how we pull guys like Corcoran out of nothing.
by Matthew on Apr 8, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where did he even come from?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh fuck
I thoguht Silva was going against us
by Fett42 on Apr 8, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man,
I gotta get my system set up to take TV screenshots again.
by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's it. I'm ordering a Roy Corcoran jersey
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure why you'd even think twice about this.
If there were ever a MLB player that had my last name, I'd buy it immediately, especially if they were on my favorite team.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just a college student who doesn't really have US$200 lying around
so it's a difficult decision
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have not bought a Jamey Carroll jersey
BUT if Daniel Carroll in the minor league system gets up to the Big Club, I will buy two.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am embarrassed....
this Rays crowd is showing more emotion tonight than 50 crowds combined at Safeco.
by PLU Tim on Apr 8, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JUTS WAIT TIL GRIFFEY COMES BACK
WE'RE ALLOWED TO MAEK NOISE THEN
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Booo all you want bitches
SAFE, oh and SAFE again
by marinator on Apr 8, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well that's gonna prolong the boos for another week.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck
Meant to say "There's going to be a riot in Tampa tonight"
by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
QVC better watch the fuck out.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes??
hahah i hate when that happens.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 8, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ICHIRO!
I like you again!
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
good ol'
21.60-ERA-havin'-Reyes
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, this crowd....
is turning me into a Rays fan.
by PLU Tim on Apr 8, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wait til tomorrow when only 10,000 are there
by basebliman on Apr 8, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather have 10,000 of these fans
Than 45,000 Safeco fans
by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
more like
wait until the Yankees or Red Sox are in town and those same blowhards are rooting for the bad guys
by discovolante on Apr 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They kinda have that AAA fan mentality
Like they got so used to the team sucking that the whole fanbase decided to have fun with it all. Now that they're decent, they are all bringing their friends and family too.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes! Finally some luck.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit, not supposed to be a reply.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bunt: failed.
H&R: failed.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like the vibe of this game
The win is imminent.
by marinator on Apr 8, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOAFIE!
Jose Lopez's career has risen from the dead!
by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NO!
SHUT UP BLOWERS!
NO KING AWESOME BUNTS!
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltre can't bunt.
PLEASE don't have him bunt.
by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No more bunts for Lopez
Squinty pay attention.
plz god no bunt here
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rays fans care
and we're tried of getting jipped by the umps. That's about the fifth bad call to go against the Rays this season and we're only seven games in.
www.raysbb.com
Yes, we really do have fans.
by killa3312 on Apr 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sorry
The sports Gods are still trying to make it up to us after Superbowl 40.
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And my girlfriend leaving me.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quick, pinch hit Bloomquist so he can bunt!
XD
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If it weren't the MOTO a bunt could be a good idea...
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, here's a thought
BUNTING IS FUCKING STUPID
by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was made well and clear in 2007
THAT BELTRE COULD NOT FUCKING BUNT IF YOU HELD A SHOTGUN TO HIS PUPPIES
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 8, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You try to concentrate...
under that kind of pressure.
by PLU Tim on Apr 8, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good AB by Beltre.
Too bad that didn't find a hole.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn he smoked that
ah well. "Productive out."
by Nick S on Apr 8, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Huh. Raul up, second is open.
Intentionally walk him to bring Richie up again?
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Would make a great logo for DRaysBay
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 8, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No kidding
Someone should send it them. They deserve it, and their broadcast almost definitely didn't show that
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn I thought that would be a 2B
off the bat. Oh well plz drive in Ichiro Raul
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 8, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
85 mile per hour gas?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
High gas?
Since when does 85 mph = gas?
by marinator on Apr 8, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cut out the green between his legs
please
by Schuxu on Apr 8, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did, I have no idea why it didn't show up.
Hit refresh.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
copy, paste, cut off the bottom part of the picture
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're STILL looking between his legs?
Eeew.
Grosss...
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on Apr 8, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I spell inning ending rally killing GIDP with 7 U's
by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GROUUUUUUUUND INTO DOUUUUUUUUUBLE PLAY
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait...did the SS even come close to touching 2nd? It didn't look like it.
by SethGrandpa on Apr 8, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That never matters
One of sports' many "benefit of the doubt" plays
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
gaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh that blew ass.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game needs more Taters
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not keen on the HTML tags.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
shit... that was supposed to say ./sarcasm.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Vidro and Ibanez were in a footrace
and there were hotdogs at the finish line, turbo might just win.
by IceStormV1 on Apr 8, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How many BOOs are in your name, Raul?
Sometimes 5, sometimes 8.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 8, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Moises Alou says
I guess he was a Raul-ly killer
by Nick S on Apr 8, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Moises Alou says
Pee is for the hands!
by SethGrandpa on Apr 8, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU
There are your god damn Us
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 8, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In elementary school
we had designated runners for the fat kids during kickball. I wonder if we can petition for a rule change.
by A Public Alias on Apr 8, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We did too
I remember that. I was the runner, which was funny because I wasn't fast, I just wasn't fat. Or a girl. I'm pretty sure we ran for most of the girls too.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should've bunted.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
From the side
Corco looks a little like Paul Abbott.
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RRS in the 9th?
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Doooooooooom
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 8, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's not mentally ready for the 9th.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RRS
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thought so
couldn't be sure, no video. didnt know if they said on tv
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RRS time.
Let's see if he's worth all the fuss that's been made. ;)
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If RRS ends up sucking all this Mac bashing will be in vain.
by Alaska on Apr 8, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If RRS Struggles
you'll see Rhodes by the weekend.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 8, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
or some veteran lefty
acquired for Wlad
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about Wlad for Chad Bradford guys?
He throws really close to the ground.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baker already threw
Rhodes name out there .. he's eligible to come off the minor league DL on thurs
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 8, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Green
he's warming up too.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 8, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RRS is a rookie who needs to know his place
not like that veteran who's been through wars EOF
by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But..but...
RYAN ISN'T TEH SITUATIONAL LEFTY!!!
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh right the rays got haynes
he was the fastest guy in the angels' system
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Um what?
Were they calling for a balk when the umpire made him stop mid-delivery?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RRS's gameday pic makes him look soooo Australian.
by Matthew on Apr 8, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's clearly like seven Australian.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HURRY UP AND GET THEM OUT HYPHEN
I can't stand the thought of some crappy veteran taking your place
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!
OY OY OY!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HYPHEN!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clearly he wasn't ready for the eighth.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HYPHENATED
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Nice job from Ryan Rowland-Smith"
You listening, McLaren??
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No, he's in the dugout sleeping.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there we go
how about some insurance now
by speedomike on Apr 8, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I approve of this action
Hopefully all teams can wear a hyphen this season
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH NO HE POOPED HIS PANTS
IN A LATE INNING SITUATION.
by redwolf75 on Apr 8, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't look forward to your overuse and eventual demolition, RRS
But for now, let's snuggle.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 8, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So who's this Rowland-Smith character?
I've never heard of him before.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but does he have a large penis?
Probably not.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
88 minutes
This movie only looks appealing because Al Pacino is in it.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The question is:
Is it actually longer than 88 minutes?
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Apr 8, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SUCK IT SQUINTY!
Hyphen is giving you the fucking highway salute right now.
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are they still doing rally fries?
Because, if so, they should not.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sexton?
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ritchie
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the 't' is supposed to be in his last name
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we need to make an FSN mariners drinking game
delivery of rally fries: finish your drink
by FrayLo on Apr 8, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GOD DAMN
Percival looks OLD.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ryan Rowland-Smith doesn't have a role
Ryan Rowland-Smith's only roles are kicking ass and killing kangaroos
by Nick S on Apr 8, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
I am reccomending this fanpost.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's twice this season I've seen FSN mis-spell Richie's name
They've spelled it Ritchie just now, and during game 1 of the season
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Don't miss tonights Mariners All Access"
"Richie cries because no one likes him"
by thenatural on Apr 8, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit that's Troy Percival?
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he was kickin' ass last year
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zombie Percival
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good photoshop
would be RRS face replacing the guy giving the two finger salute.... and having it directed at Mac.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 8, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What is this "range" that he speaks of.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought he was going to try and barehand that
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey I remember this guy.
He was pretty good once upon a time. :)
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Back before the majors were intigrated...
by SethGrandpa on Apr 8, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like he's still got some left.
I'm glad to see it.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wilkerson is really good at swinging and missing
He does it a lot
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So how long till we trade Hyphen for Pepe?
by Robert on Apr 8, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
QUIET!!!! Bavasi might be listening.
by SethGrandpa on Apr 8, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't worry.
I don't think he comes here for trade advice.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HYPHEN DOES EXIST
Might've given his SW Airlines ticket to this guy:

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on Apr 8, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
This is awesome.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
glad my first post here could contribute
by FrayLo on Apr 8, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the sideways thumb lady
"Kill or no Kill, Caesar?"
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beautiful.
I cant decide between this or lightsaber Beltre for my avatar.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They've managed to reanimate the corpse of Troy Percival?
Can we do this to George Peppard? The A-Team movie needs him.
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn right it's an uh oh.
It's going to be Willie Boom Boom tomorrow, watch.
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what happens when you fuck the man so infrequently.
He should've stretched before the game.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 8, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sexson's hurt
Time to bring up clement
by IceStormV1 on Apr 8, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAY COACH CAN I PLAY I THINK RAUL'S LEGS FELL OF BACK IN KANSAS CITY

Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RRS for the long save?
Or is it gonna be Lowe?
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GO HYPHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A GIRL?!
THey do exist!
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like... 80 comments ago, dude.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
like three days ago this was established
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
... and 80 comments.
71, actually.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Biochemist, too
I'm still not sure what she's doing here of all places.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Foxtrot Tango Whiskey
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HA!
You put your best 9 guys on the field to begin with. Why would you ever sub them out
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is he leaving RRS in? Yes he is.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"This oughta get those internet fuckers off my ass!"
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinda sad when you have to be pressured into doing
the right thing. :P
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is there no Jimerson in LF?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
because Raul is the face of the franchise
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, we're going with HYPHENATED
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And that's a K
Kangaroos!
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Apr 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
K is for Kangaroo
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Apr 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rip-Roaring Strikes
Pitching well
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Um, that was a strike, Ok?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2 down
One glorious australian out to go.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why does the last out have to be their best power hitter?
Dammit.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Apr 8, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Apr 8, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BENDY THINGS ONLY
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nothing in the zone please!!
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bugs Bunny Slowballs!
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CHRIST RRS IS THE FUCKING BOMB
TODAY IS THE DAY HYPHEN RISES INTO POWER
ALL HAIL THE GREAT HYPHEN
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh please oh please end this on a Pena swinging K
PLEASE
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HELLLLLLLLL YEEAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glad to see RRS can't handle late inning pressure...
Are you ever right Mac?
by SethGrandpa on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Eat shit and Die Squinty McClusterFuck
HYPHEN FOR THE SAVE!!!!
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NEW INTERIM CLOSER
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT SQUINTY
by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
K!!!
BALLGAME!!
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BAM!!!!!!!!!!!1
YES!!! TODAY IS A GREAT DAY
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SAVE! WE WIN!!!!!!!!!
RRSW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hyphen in - GAME OVER!
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tampa is tehsuck!
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YEAH MOTHER FUCKER!!!
I'M JACKED!!!
by marinator on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOO
New favorite aussie!
This is me not lurking.
by PhilKenSebben on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Doyle will now tear YOUR ACL for your insolence.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
K
OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
Mariners win!
by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RRS IS THE BEST HAHAHAHAHAH
YES!!!!!!!!!11
KICK ASS HYPHEN
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RRS's curveballs spin in the opposite direction.
Because of the whole southern hemisphere thing.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HYPHENATED!!!!
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good luck with that adjustment Carlos
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 8, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
72 to 93 according to Gameday.
Remember the Tampa gun is off.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah Mac!
Good job! YOU DID A FUCKING GOOD JOB!
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS THE MOST EXCITED I'VE BEEN ALL SEASON
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I KNOW ME TOO I'M SO JACKED!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
??
Why not? I am happy. Everyone should know. I wanna climb to the top of a tall building and shout it out for all to hear
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just being immature. "Jacked"? Ha...ha?
by redwolf75 on Apr 8, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No worries
I actually chuckled at it after I wrote it. I am all over the Beavis and Butthead-esque word/phrase giggles.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop hanging out with Coach.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I somehow doubt Coach knows what "jacked" can mean
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm very familiar with it, thank you very much!
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you're the reason
the Dinosaurs are dead.
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 8, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
John McLaren sure feels like a dumbass now! Doesnt he?
by Alaska on Apr 8, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I STILL SAY FUCK ROY CORCORAN
RRS pitched 3 awesome shutout innings in my mind. And it's staying that way.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1) RRS is undeniably the shit
2) I'm trying to provoke Corco and you're not helping.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RRS is the absolute man right now.
Roy had a good relief appearance, but RRS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So this is what happy is like?
I forgot.
by JuliaHope on Apr 8, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RRS IS READY AND WILLING
USE HIM MORE POR FAVOR
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lopez's base
And Sexson's funk bloop make this game awesome.
RRS being interviewed.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh man this game was all kinds of awesome
My lone vote for RRS as my favorite Mariner is now entirely vindicated
by Nick S on Apr 8, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RRS INTERVIEW
This is awesome. Aussie accent!
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh how I wish I could see this... >:)
by JuliaHope on Apr 8, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You missed the best part
He said during the last inning all he could think about was making hot Aussie love to JuliaHope. It gave him the fire needed to strike those batters out.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better switch back to EOF.
This RRS guy looks horrible. >_>
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's with the hostility?
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was pretty random
GTE?
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess.
S'Okay, I just wasn't expecting it.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck my pussy!
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're just
trying to cheer me up. :P
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RRS to Brad Adam: "Every time I come in, I feel like I'm on top of it."
Hear that, Squinty?
by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Squinty is a bottom.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lopez and RRS
were both fucking the man today.
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
only thing that will make it better
is if johnny mac references lookout landing when asked why he went with RRS
by speedomike on Apr 8, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know, I'm taking credit for this one.
The game really took off once I posted Big Nipples. I nominate them for Rally Nipples!
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 8, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Good thing we didn't use him in any previous games.
I had to take the night off from LL since my computer was assplodin with both this and MLB.TV up ( >:( ), but great win, and...I think RRS is 'ready for end-of-game pitching situations'.
by cwel87 on Apr 8, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just totally pissed my girlfriend off by shouting glee into the phone
She called me right as he threw the 69 mph curve, and I asploded when he got the K. lol
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
She's jealous
Have you ever made those sounds in bed?
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure I have
Since I totally had a fangasm at the K
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This......
Was the best game of the season so far, hands down. Unbelievably awesome.
by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Corcoron is a bulldog.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A real Aussie
Would have answered any question with "I don't give a fuck. I'm going to drink a frosty and fuck me a St. Pete sheila tonight."
by PLU Tim on Apr 8, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay
Too bad 'youv'e been hyphened' is already on my Meme hitlist.
by Slica on Apr 8, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
get me a large image like that
and I'll change it
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
found this one too

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In my unbiased opinion
the blue jersey looks cooler.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've always liked the blue jersey
but the black tops we had back in 2000 were better.
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish we got an alternate the same color as our sweet 01 All-Star batting practice jerseys
by Robert on Apr 8, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least they weren't as bad as those sleeveless train-wrecks.
I would like the alternates on the road, but I hate them at home.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TAKE TWO

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liiiike aaaa verry much.
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oops, wrong log-in.
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess it's OK to get the shaft from the Orioles
as long as they keep annihilating the rest of the AL West.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll laugh if they O's do anything resembling keeping this up for the season
What would you do if the O's won the East?
by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great of them to get a win for King Felix.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
(Because it's his birthday)
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Squinty's rambling
It's like he's conducting his own interview with himself.
by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just imagine how McClusterfuck is feeling.
Talk about eating a metric fuckton of crow...
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You suck!
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, not me.
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, this is getting really annoying.
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll stop...for now.
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. You'll just stop.
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you drunk?
I'm the real Coach Owens.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, but incredibly I think you are
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I'm not.
Obviously.
I'm the real Coach Owens.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not the one having conversations with myself
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you joking?
I'm the real Coach Owens.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you not tell that I'm being impersonated?
I'm the real Coach Owens.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your user names are identical
I'm not sure how this is possible
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, unless it is YOU!
I'm the real Coach Owens.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you really think I don't have too much shit to do right now to
pretend to be Coach Owens?
Also:
1) Why would I do this?
2) I'd do a better job
3) That doesn't make sense
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1) You're always drunk.
2) You always make these weird posts
3) Nobody would suspect you.
I'm the real Coach Owens.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not true
1) I've drank 3 times in the last 14 days
2) True
3) Actually, anyone who has been around the blogosphere for more than about 3 years would probably automatically assume it's me given that I used to pull this shit all the time
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright, it's not funny to mess with Coach when he hasn't done anything
It's just mean.
by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not really sure what's going on right now
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See, you're a little too "slow" about it.
Admit it, it's you.
I'm the real Coach Owens.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I promise I would be doing a better job
That admins that can see the IPs can confirm this
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the record, this took 2 minutes to do.
I'm the real Coach Owens.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go away. Now.
I'm the real Coach Owens.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
could it be that I am doing homework?
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This Coach Owens account hijack
is some serious 3rd or 4th level meta-shit.
by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, whoever did it deserves money
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of the admins.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure how the admins did it
Maybe like clockwerks, but I doubt the local admins have the power to create duplicate usernames
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On that note, I just referred to Jeff/Graham/Matthew as "local admins"
DECENTRALIZE SBN PLEASE :(
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They (probably) have access to my password.
They can easily log in as me.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, it's two separate accounts.
It doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure that out
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not possible though.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do you think it's two separate accounts?
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know,
I specifically looked for the two spaces and didn't see it. It's almost like the two spaces don't show up, but are there when the individual registers.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah same here, and then I thought there might be a space
at the beginning or the end. So I took the screenshots and then went back adn looked, and there was the extra space in the registration name
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good eye, Corco.
Good eye.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe it's you!
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It isn't.
I think it's redwolf. But that's only a guess.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't remember why I came to that conclusion.
I think it had to do with two incorrect posts. The first under coach's name saying something uncoachlike and then adding "whoops, wrong screenname" and the second was him responding to Coach asking who it was with "it's me!" and then "or not" - could be an indicator that he meant to write that under coach's name, but not necessarily.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To add, I thought it was Gomez before,
but I think he denied it.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not me
I gain nothing from meta-harrassing Coach.
by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew it wasn't.
That was just my first guess when it started.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are indeed two spaces.
I can confirm this.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Touche.
Then it could have happened like this: A moderator of LL looks at one of the old "Will Thompson" or "CoachOwens" accounts, enters the password to have it at their universal nickname and then change the display name to "Coach Owens".
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
Just two different accounts
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(You can't change display names, believe me I want to)
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mods can, I think.
Graham told me. But I'm not sure if he was serious or not.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh really, that would be awesome
I picked my username drunk, which is as stupid as getting a drunken tatoo. I didn't want my full name on here anymore, but I certainly didn't want to be "NOT CORCO"
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it reminds me of the ESPN board days
that was common stuff..... back then they'd actually hi-jack passwords and steal accounts.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 8, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I engaged in such practices on the official site board from about 2002-2004
I got banned from there so many times I can't even count. I calmed down since then, back then I was younger than Coach!
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm happier when the M's win.
You could be a part-time model...but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
by pakipaki on Apr 8, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Justin Speier just blew the save for the Angels
Cleveland now leads 4-3 in the 9th
by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, hamburgers.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you were one of the Angels guys...
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am I?
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you?
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is he?
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DIAF.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am I high?
What the fucks going on here?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You would be NewLocal
because Optimist isn't negative enough.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey hey hey
It isn't me.
And it's Eyebrows now.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It will take me a while to remember,
but I'll get it down sometime.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Angels lose!
They have deviated from the path of luck.
by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Angels lose!!
In epic fashion. Glad to see our rivals are having bullpen trouble as well.
by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would have Hafner's babies
if he wasn't so fuckin ugly
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Apr 8, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh- Don't be knocking on the Pronk!
Although he's got nothing on the Hyphen.
by JuliaHope on Apr 8, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff's been impersonated!
What do we do?
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 10:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
This is ridiculous
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no he hasn't
I don't think anyone is that stupid.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even I would not impersonate the almighty Jeff.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes he has.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Click the username.
zero posts, 8 comments, joined today.
This shit has gone too far.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah they need to maybe get rid of spaces?
or perhaps require approval before a screenname can go live?
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God damn it.
_Jeff, huh?
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 10:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah Jeff isn't going to be happy about this
He's gonna have to lay down the law. Public executions live on MLB.TV
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In all fairness to the culprit though,
it wasn't outlined in the TOS
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I was really trying hard to walk the fine line between
"Holy crap I need to defend myself" and "I don't want to go over the top and make it obvious I'm covering my ass"
It appears I succeeded
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 9, 2008 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm with Corco. Run for the hills!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For a second there, I though you had been impersonated.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, I'm officially now also confused.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you're the fake
I doubt you're confused.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I actually am.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm starting to believe you
but I know better
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's not working.
If I mouse over your name, I can see the double spaces in the URL in the bottom right of my browser. It's not that difficult.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh-huh, sure.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hello and welcome to the Seatle PI Mariners Message Forum!
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah the PI forums.
If they hadn't run me off for questioning the Bedard trade, I would have never joined LL.
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PA archives are down, but I found this cut version

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice reference.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
:Puts on Spock ears:
Intriguing that in one point in this game thread, DS9 was being discussed, and now it's like we've been invaded by the changlings.
:Removes Spock ears:
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And how the game thread originally started with a discussion of ancient Rome.
by HARRYP09 on Apr 8, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grab your fiddles, everyone!
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Much agreed.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spock/Evil Spock?
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This thread only needs
to mention beer to be complete.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LIES!!
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Icehouse doesn't count.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are doing a pretty poor job of impersonating Coach.
See that below you? That's classic Coach.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually was
attempting to impersonate him for at most 2 posts.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then why are you still posting?
Go away. It's not funny.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not trying to be.
If you were around, you'd have seen this escalated out of control.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Corco's taste has gotten better.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're welcome.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The taste is good
but I spend 3x as much on beer now
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just recently had Petrus Aged Pale
And it was disgusting.
...and now I'm here

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