4/8: Open Game Thread, Part 3
by Matthew on Apr 8, 2008 7:00 PM PDT
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A Shoeless Upton got a triple.
But he was called out anyway, because Beltre is the king of awesome.
...and now I'm here
Upton laced one down the line
Wilk relayed to Loafie, Loafie made a perfect strike to Beltre, and even though Upton appeared to beat the throw, he was called out.
I've never seen a runner so fast
while looking so slow.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
I hate to say it.
Ump probably should've gave it to him. He ran all the way to 3rd with his shoe off.
He was out
Beltre hit his hand before he touched the bag
hahahahahahhahaah
This inning is tits.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Haha you see the fan flipping the birds to the ump?
Wonderful
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
That made my day.
It's a shame FSN is going to get fined for it, though.
I must say
I am proud of this Rays home crowd... actually paying attention and giving a shit about the game for a change.
Or a Rays home crowd actually exists.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
They do seem pretty awesome
They're STILL jacked up about that, I don't think the Safeco crowd shows this much emotion all year.
Someone please....
get a screen grab of the double-bird action.
I'm not sure why you'd even think twice about this.
If there were ever a MLB player that had my last name, I'd buy it immediately, especially if they were on my favorite team.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I have not bought a Jamey Carroll jersey
BUT if Daniel Carroll in the minor league system gets up to the Big Club, I will buy two.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I am embarrassed....
this Rays crowd is showing more emotion tonight than 50 crowds combined at Safeco.
JUTS WAIT TIL GRIFFEY COMES BACK
WE'RE ALLOWED TO MAEK NOISE THEN
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
Well that's gonna prolong the boos for another week.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Fuck
Meant to say "There's going to be a riot in Tampa tonight"
QVC better watch the fuck out.
...and now I'm here
Man, this crowd....
is turning me into a Rays fan.
I'd rather have 10,000 of these fans
Than 45,000 Safeco fans
more like
wait until the Yankees or Red Sox are in town and those same blowhards are rooting for the bad guys
They kinda have that AAA fan mentality
Like they got so used to the team sucking that the whole fanbase decided to have fun with it all. Now that they're decent, they are all bringing their friends and family too.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Yes! Finally some luck.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit, not supposed to be a reply.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Rays fans care
and we're tried of getting jipped by the umps. That's about the fifth bad call to go against the Rays this season and we're only seven games in.
www.raysbb.com
Yes, we really do have fans.
Sorry
The sports Gods are still trying to make it up to us after Superbowl 40.
And my girlfriend leaving me.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Quick, pinch hit Bloomquist so he can bunt!
XD
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
I thought it was made well and clear in 2007
THAT BELTRE COULD NOT FUCKING BUNT IF YOU HELD A SHOTGUN TO HIS PUPPIES
You try to concentrate...
under that kind of pressure.
Good AB by Beltre.
Too bad that didn't find a hole.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Huh. Raul up, second is open.
Intentionally walk him to bring Richie up again?
No kidding
Someone should send it them. They deserve it, and their broadcast almost definitely didn't show that
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
I did, I have no idea why it didn't show up.
Hit refresh.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
copy, paste, cut off the bottom part of the picture
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
GROUUUUUUUUND INTO DOUUUUUUUUUBLE PLAY
...and now I'm here
That never matters
One of sports' many "benefit of the doubt" plays
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
gaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh that blew ass.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
shit... that was supposed to say ./sarcasm.
...and now I'm here
If Vidro and Ibanez were in a footrace
and there were hotdogs at the finish line, turbo might just win.
How many BOOs are in your name, Raul?
Sometimes 5, sometimes 8.
In elementary school
we had designated runners for the fat kids during kickball. I wonder if we can petition for a rule change.
We did too
I remember that. I was the runner, which was funny because I wasn't fast, I just wasn't fat. Or a girl. I'm pretty sure we ran for most of the girls too.
...and now I'm here
From the side
Corco looks a little like Paul Abbott.
He's not mentally ready for the 9th.
...and now I'm here
thought so
couldn't be sure, no video. didnt know if they said on tv
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
RRS time.
Let's see if he's worth all the fuss that's been made. ;)
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
If RRS Struggles
you'll see Rhodes by the weekend.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
How about Wlad for Chad Bradford guys?
He throws really close to the ground.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
Baker already threw
Rhodes name out there .. he's eligible to come off the minor league DL on thurs
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
oh right the rays got haynes
he was the fastest guy in the angels' system
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
Um what?
Were they calling for a balk when the umpire made him stop mid-delivery?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
HURRY UP AND GET THEM OUT HYPHEN
I can't stand the thought of some crappy veteran taking your place
HYPHEN!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Clearly he wasn't ready for the eighth.
...and now I'm here
"Nice job from Ryan Rowland-Smith"
You listening, McLaren??
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
I approve of this action
Hopefully all teams can wear a hyphen this season
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
I don't look forward to your overuse and eventual demolition, RRS
But for now, let's snuggle.
So who's this Rowland-Smith character?
I've never heard of him before.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Yeah, but does he have a large penis?
Probably not.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
88 minutes
This movie only looks appealing because Al Pacino is in it.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
The question is:
Is it actually longer than 88 minutes?
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Apr 8, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT SQUINTY!
Hyphen is giving you the fucking highway salute right now.
Are they still doing rally fries?
Because, if so, they should not.
...and now I'm here
the 't' is supposed to be in his last name
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
we need to make an FSN mariners drinking game
delivery of rally fries: finish your drink
Ryan Rowland-Smith doesn't have a role
Ryan Rowland-Smith's only roles are kicking ass and killing kangaroos
by Nick S on Apr 8, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
That's twice this season I've seen FSN mis-spell Richie's name
They've spelled it Ritchie just now, and during game 1 of the season
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
good photoshop
would be RRS face replacing the guy giving the two finger salute.... and having it directed at Mac.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
What is this "range" that he speaks of.
...and now I'm here
I thought he was going to try and barehand that
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Hey I remember this guy.
He was pretty good once upon a time. :)
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Looks like he's still got some left.
I'm glad to see it.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Wilkerson is really good at swinging and missing
He does it a lot
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
I wouldn't worry.
I don't think he comes here for trade advice.
...and now I'm here
HYPHEN DOES EXIST
Might've given his SW Airlines ticket to this guy:
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on Apr 8, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
I like the sideways thumb lady
"Kill or no Kill, Caesar?"
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Beautiful.
I cant decide between this or lightsaber Beltre for my avatar.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
They've managed to reanimate the corpse of Troy Percival?
Can we do this to George Peppard? The A-Team movie needs him.
Damn right it's an uh oh.
It's going to be Willie Boom Boom tomorrow, watch.
That's what happens when you fuck the man so infrequently.
He should've stretched before the game.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 8, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
GO HYPHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...and now I'm here
Like... 80 comments ago, dude.
...and now I'm here
... and 80 comments.
71, actually.
...and now I'm here
Biochemist, too
I'm still not sure what she's doing here of all places.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Kinda sad when you have to be pressured into doing
the right thing. :P
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
because Raul is the face of the franchise
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
K is for Kangaroo
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Apr 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Rip-Roaring Strikes
Pitching well
I fucking hate you Mariners
2 down
One glorious australian out to go.
...and now I'm here
Why does the last out have to be their best power hitter?
Dammit.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
No.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Apr 8, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
HELLLLLLLLL YEEAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Hyphen in - GAME OVER!
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Doyle will now tear YOUR ACL for your insolence.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
RRS's curveballs spin in the opposite direction.
Because of the whole southern hemisphere thing.
Yeah Mac!
Good job! YOU DID A FUCKING GOOD JOB!
I KNOW ME TOO I'M SO JACKED!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
??
Why not? I am happy. Everyone should know. I wanna climb to the top of a tall building and shout it out for all to hear
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
No worries
I actually chuckled at it after I wrote it. I am all over the Beavis and Butthead-esque word/phrase giggles.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Stop hanging out with Coach.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
RRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Go Nova
I STILL SAY FUCK ROY CORCORAN
RRS pitched 3 awesome shutout innings in my mind. And it's staying that way.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
1) RRS is undeniably the shit
2) I'm trying to provoke Corco and you're not helping.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
RRS is the absolute man right now.
Roy had a good relief appearance, but RRS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER
Lopez's base
And Sexson's funk bloop make this game awesome.
RRS being interviewed.
...and now I'm here
Oh man this game was all kinds of awesome
My lone vote for RRS as my favorite Mariner is now entirely vindicated
You missed the best part
He said during the last inning all he could think about was making hot Aussie love to JuliaHope. It gave him the fire needed to strike those batters out.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Better switch back to EOF.
This RRS guy looks horrible. >_>
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
That was pretty random
GTE?
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
only thing that will make it better
is if johnny mac references lookout landing when asked why he went with RRS
You know, I'm taking credit for this one.
The game really took off once I posted Big Nipples. I nominate them for Rally Nipples!
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 8, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Good thing we didn't use him in any previous games.
I had to take the night off from LL since my computer was assplodin with both this and MLB.TV up ( >:( ), but great win, and...I think RRS is 'ready for end-of-game pitching situations'.
I just totally pissed my girlfriend off by shouting glee into the phone
She called me right as he threw the 69 mph curve, and I asploded when he got the K. lol
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
She's jealous
Have you ever made those sounds in bed?
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure I have
Since I totally had a fangasm at the K
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
This......
Was the best game of the season so far, hands down. Unbelievably awesome.
A real Aussie
Would have answered any question with "I don't give a fuck. I'm going to drink a frosty and fuck me a St. Pete sheila tonight."
In my unbiased opinion
the blue jersey looks cooler.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
I've always liked the blue jersey
but the black tops we had back in 2000 were better.
At least they weren't as bad as those sleeveless train-wrecks.
I would like the alternates on the road, but I hate them at home.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess it's OK to get the shaft from the Orioles
as long as they keep annihilating the rest of the AL West.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
I'll laugh if they O's do anything resembling keeping this up for the season
What would you do if the O's won the East?
Great of them to get a win for King Felix.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Just imagine how McClusterfuck is feeling.
Talk about eating a metric fuckton of crow...
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
Do you really think I don't have too much shit to do right now to
pretend to be Coach Owens?
Also:
1) Why would I do this?
2) I'd do a better job
3) That doesn't make sense
1) You're always drunk.
2) You always make these weird posts
3) Nobody would suspect you.
I'm the real Coach Owens.
I'm not sure how the admins did it
Maybe like clockwerks, but I doubt the local admins have the power to create duplicate usernames
They (probably) have access to my password.
They can easily log in as me.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
Why do you think it's two separate accounts?
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
You know,
I specifically looked for the two spaces and didn't see it. It's almost like the two spaces don't show up, but are there when the individual registers.
...and now I'm here
Yeah same here, and then I thought there might be a space
at the beginning or the end. So I took the screenshots and then went back adn looked, and there was the extra space in the registration name
Good eye, Corco.
Good eye.
...and now I'm here
It isn't.
I think it's redwolf. But that's only a guess.
...and now I'm here
I don't remember why I came to that conclusion.
I think it had to do with two incorrect posts. The first under coach's name saying something uncoachlike and then adding "whoops, wrong screenname" and the second was him responding to Coach asking who it was with "it's me!" and then "or not" - could be an indicator that he meant to write that under coach's name, but not necessarily.
...and now I'm here
To add, I thought it was Gomez before,
but I think he denied it.
...and now I'm here
I knew it wasn't.
That was just my first guess when it started.
...and now I'm here
There are indeed two spaces.
I can confirm this.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
Touche.
Then it could have happened like this: A moderator of LL looks at one of the old "Will Thompson" or "CoachOwens" accounts, enters the password to have it at their universal nickname and then change the display name to "Coach Owens".
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
Mods can, I think.
Graham told me. But I'm not sure if he was serious or not.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
Oh really, that would be awesome
I picked my username drunk, which is as stupid as getting a drunken tatoo. I didn't want my full name on here anymore, but I certainly didn't want to be "NOT CORCO"
it reminds me of the ESPN board days
that was common stuff..... back then they'd actually hi-jack passwords and steal accounts.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
Yeah, I engaged in such practices on the official site board from about 2002-2004
I got banned from there so many times I can't even count. I calmed down since then, back then I was younger than Coach!
I'm happier when the M's win.
You could be a part-time model...but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Justin Speier just blew the save for the Angels
Cleveland now leads 4-3 in the 9th
I thought you were one of the Angels guys...
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Am I high?
What the fucks going on here?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
You would be NewLocal
because Optimist isn't negative enough.
...and now I'm here
It will take me a while to remember,
but I'll get it down sometime.
...and now I'm here
Angels lose!!
In epic fashion. Glad to see our rivals are having bullpen trouble as well.
I would have Hafner's babies
if he wasn't so fuckin ugly
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Oh- Don't be knocking on the Pronk!
Although he's got nothing on the Hyphen.
Even I would not impersonate the almighty Jeff.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
Click the username.
zero posts, 8 comments, joined today.
This shit has gone too far.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah they need to maybe get rid of spaces?
or perhaps require approval before a screenname can go live?
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
yeah Jeff isn't going to be happy about this
He's gonna have to lay down the law. Public executions live on MLB.TV
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
In all fairness to the culprit though,
it wasn't outlined in the TOS
by Corco on Apr 8, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I was really trying hard to walk the fine line between
"Holy crap I need to defend myself" and "I don't want to go over the top and make it obvious I'm covering my ass"
It appears I succeeded
For a second there, I though you had been impersonated.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
it's not working.
If I mouse over your name, I can see the double spaces in the URL in the bottom right of my browser. It's not that difficult.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
Ah the PI forums.
If they hadn't run me off for questioning the Bedard trade, I would have never joined LL.
:Puts on Spock ears:
Intriguing that in one point in this game thread, DS9 was being discussed, and now it's like we've been invaded by the changlings.
:Removes Spock ears:
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
This thread only needs
to mention beer to be complete.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
You are doing a pretty poor job of impersonating Coach.
See that below you? That's classic Coach.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
I actually was
attempting to impersonate him for at most 2 posts.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
Then why are you still posting?
Go away. It's not funny.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Not trying to be.
If you were around, you'd have seen this escalated out of control.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
Corco's taste has gotten better.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
You're welcome.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I just recently had Petrus Aged Pale
And it was disgusting.
...and now I'm here
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
DON'T FALL TO THE DARK SIDE, CORCO!
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
I mean the Dark Side of agreeing with the clones.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
Ok I'll admit it.
I was the Corco impersonator. But I only did and was going to do one post. There, my conscience is clear.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
translation:
the real coach was was impersonating you, not the coach impersonator.
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
The REAL Coach Owens impersonated Corco
because he believed that Corco was originally impersonating him. This has been recorded for posterity.
We still have to figure out the Coach and Jeff impersonators.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
Well it was a nice attempt
And now that I'm done looking at it a bazillion times, I realize that I did it wrong. That line didn't come from the Aussies... blargh...
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 8, 2008 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
nice effort
I saw that photo when I was looking for my HYPHENATED ones above. He's got an odd expression.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
Okay, suspects.
Who could be the impersonator(s)?
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
there's no way to know
and no point in going on a witch hunt. I've already been accused at least twice in this thread, which isn't cool. Putting the blame on innocent people isn't going to help anything.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
although honestly
I don't really see the blame to be passed around- no real harm was done it was just fucking ridiculous
Yeah well I say we not have this happen again.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Harm IS done though
It hurts the site because once everyone is anonymous, there's no credibility or responsibility, and the site degenerates into attacks and harrassment. People have one name on the site in order to back up a sense of culpability.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
no, I still have a point
Once you open that pandora's box of impersonation/anonymity/cloning, then the value placed in everyone's username and their attached reputation in the community is lost. Go look at any message board that allows anonymous posting and see what I mean. It's one of the things that separates LL from the Seattle PI mariners board.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
I think it's a glitch that needs to be resolved ASAP
where multiple spaces can't work
Then it will be impossible to duplicate usernames
I like the LL community.
You do realize I'm an ANGELS fan, and I spend more time here than on any other website. It's the sense of community that's been fostered here.
I don't want to have to second guess every post someone makes looking for an extra space to know if it's really them or not.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
Eyebrows
We figured out the bug right after the first Coach impersonations started happening and complained at Trei to fix it a while ago. They're working on it.
by Graham MacAree on Apr 9, 2008 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I know, it's Skoorbo! (is that how you spell it?)
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
Actually, no j'acuse
I don't think it's you anymore.
...and now I'm here
We know it's not a mod
because they may have impersonated you but they *probably would have stopped when fake Jeff showed up
that's as far as I can get
wow... I was actually right?
...and now I'm here
I only accused you because Brett pointed out it might be an angel fan.
...and now I'm here
Yeah, it seemed like he was saying things that favored the Angels during Angels games.
That's what led me to believe that. I was wrong, my bad.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
haha yeah I was gonna point that out
It's not me, guys! He's quoting Butters!
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
I'll come clean
The Jeff impersonator was me
All comments he made were copied and pasted from random lines of Leone for Third.
I got caught up in the moment and I apologize and will never do it again
After all that?
You are the Jeff impersonator?
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
I thought it would fit in with the circumstances
I meant to just do "subthread closed" and be done with it, but then I began with the L43 shit
I screwed up, Im working on deactivating the account as we speak
Yeah, saying "subthread closed"
And leaving it at that, or "No more impersonators" would've actually ended all this nonsense if you left it at that.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Well that was...uh fun I guess.
I'm going to bed. I eagerly await the reactions of Graham and the real Jeff in the morning.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Good job Coach, I actually chuckled at that.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
I too was surprised to smile.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright, time to come clean.....
I'm not really a man, I'm a fish.
Actually, I'm not a fish. I'm a broom.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha.
This whole thing made no sense and was awesome at the same time.
More amazing was that everyone involved was somehow involved in other ways, and everyone accused was guilty of something else. What a weird thread this is.
...and now I'm here
So
redwolf = fake coach
real coach = fake corco
real corco = fake jeff
jesus christ on a popsicle stick
OK I'll sum it all up in a nice Cliff Notes version
for easy execution/punishment/laughs:
Coach Owens impersonator: redwolf75
I'm NOT Corco impersonator: Coach Owens
Jeff impersonator: Corco
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
Had Corco impersonated redwolf
before the truth came out, this would have been the greatest nonsense ever.
...and now I'm here
And then Jeff could have impersonated Corco!
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
_Jeff
and on the brightside, once that account is banned it will still be a taken username. Jeff_ doesn't work, so unless I'm missing something there are no other possible Jeff impersonator names
Stole Ichiro's mind powers.
Clearly.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 8, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Until Jeff returns from watching the archive, I'm making an temp banhammer on impersonators.
It was funny, congrats redwolf, but just like any meme, stop abusing it people.
to clarify, on the impersonator logins
not the originals. You're free to comment for now. But as you only.
I was just about to ask that
especially _Jeff
As the owner of that account I formally request that you permanently ban it as it need not exist anymore
I'm pretty sure Jeff will get to it eventually.
No harm to wait till then.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
So I haven't really seen wrath of Jeff yet.
Is it biblical scary?
ever been attacked by ninjas?
No, you haven't, otherwise you'd be dead. Jeff's wrath is like that, but worse.
Don't know. Haven't really seen it much myself.
Jeff's pretty conservative with the banhammer. Course then again, he hasn't really had to use it. Since this is a pretty tight knit community, we do a pretty good job of policing ourselves. It's one of the things that makes this place so awesome.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Skoorbo? (Again, is that how you spell it?)
Was he the last Jeff banned?
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
It's why Graham draws such a high salary.
That week he went on strike? Not pretty.
Yep. Graham is generally our keeper of the mighty hammer.
Jeff's wrath may be a ninja's, but Graham's is like a hurricane.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
gonna make this thread WAY more confusing to the 98% of LL that wasn't here at the time
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
I'm still seeing the fake coach posts
you sure they're getting deleted?
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
those are too funny to me to delete for now
I'm leaving it up to Jeff.
lighten up Will.
making other people laugh will win you many friends.
however, I want to point out that I hope they don't come back
because while we may know the fake ones, others might not and it is a form of mis-representation, harmless as it may be.
RON: God that really got out of hand fast. I mean that really escalated quickly. Brick did you stab a man with a trident? BRICK: Yeah, there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident. RON: Yeah, I saw that. Brick killed a guy. BRICK: Yeah, I stabbed a man on the heart. RON: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should propably find a safe house or close relative you can stay with beacuse you're probably wanted for murder.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
This is going to be like the "You can't escape this bullshit" fanpost
where people are gonna be all confused if they weren't here at the beginning.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 8, 2008 10:57 PM PDT reply actions
I just read this thread straight through from beginning to end
dear God, that was awesome. Imagine what might have happened if they had lost the game...
Real Coach Owens: "Darn", Fake Coach Owens: "I'm a moron!"
Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.
Were you here the past couple days?
It would've been something like that, except 3x worse.
From the AP wrapup:
Mariners manager John McLaren said injured closer J.J. Putz (ribcage) is making progress and could resume throwing later this week.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 8, 2008 11:16 PM PDT reply actions
Current timeline has him returning in full within 2-3 weeks most likely.
It doesn't look like he'll require much, if any, extra time past the minimum on the D/L and they're likely going to want him to take about a week afterwards in rehab assignments since the injury is normally one that lingers and since it was early in the year.
That's a relief (no pun intended)
I don't like feeling scared with a 1 or 2 run lead in the 9th.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 8, 2008 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know if it was mentioned
but the grammar in the update about the "Sonic's" game was horrible.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
Well, I gave this thread a rec
and I'm off to bed (way too late). I hereby nominate this thread for awards in the following categories:
* Most Confusing Thread
* Most Entertaining Thread
* Best Supporting Actor(s)
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
I find it ironic you left HH looking for more intelligent conversation and analysis.
See you in the AM.
...and now I'm here
At least our retardation isn't related to baseball
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Apr 9, 2008 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
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