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4/8: Open Game Thread, Part 3

Please mommmmmm, no more potatoes for dinner.

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Huh

Who's that guy warming up in the bullpen?

by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NO.

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Shoeless Upton got a triple.

But he was called out anyway, because Beltre is the king of awesome.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Upton laced one down the line

Wilk relayed to Loafie, Loafie made a perfect strike to Beltre, and even though Upton appeared to beat the throw, he was called out.

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sick thx

also i fully approve of this Loafie nickname

by Nick S on Apr 8, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

also, NO

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like... 12th?

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've never seen a runner so fast

while looking so slow.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate to say it.

Ump probably should've gave it to him. He ran all the way to 3rd with his shoe off.

by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RRS!!!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He was out

Beltre hit his hand before he touched the bag

by Fett42 on Apr 8, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahahhahaah

This inning is tits.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha you see the fan flipping the birds to the ump?

Wonderful

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That made my day.

It's a shame FSN is going to get fined for it, though.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah someone has to report it

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ROY CORCO

Man, this crowd is jacked.

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ROFL!!!!

Fan in the crowd gives the two finger salute!!

Priceless.

by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a chaotic inning.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KORKO with 2 Ks

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I must say

I am proud of this Rays home crowd... actually paying attention and giving a shit about the game for a change.

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

You Rays fans are alright.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah Gomez

you Rays fan!

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not directed towards Gomez

but rather the fans on TV.

Aw fuck it.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

I'm just impressed with a crowd that's usually half this size and barely paying attention.

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or a Rays home crowd actually exists.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They do seem pretty awesome

They're STILL jacked up about that, I don't think the Safeco crowd shows this much emotion all year.

by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone please....

get a screen grab of the double-bird action.

by PLU Tim on Apr 8, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Fans are NUTS! This is awesome.

by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Al Reyes

looks an awful lot like Greasy.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh fuck

I thoguht Silva was going against us

by Fett42 on Apr 8, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man,

I gotta get my system set up to take TV screenshots again.

by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure why you'd even think twice about this.

If there were ever a MLB player that had my last name, I'd buy it immediately, especially if they were on my favorite team.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have not bought a Jamey Carroll jersey

BUT if Daniel Carroll in the minor league system gets up to the Big Club, I will buy two.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am embarrassed....

this Rays crowd is showing more emotion tonight than 50 crowds combined at Safeco.

by PLU Tim on Apr 8, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JUTS WAIT TIL GRIFFEY COMES BACK

WE'RE ALLOWED TO MAEK NOISE THEN

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reyes

was destined to be a Ray.

by Paytheline on Apr 8, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck

Meant to say "There's going to be a riot in Tampa tonight"

by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes??

hahah i hate when that happens.

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 8, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!

I like you again!

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good ol'

21.60-ERA-havin'-Reyes

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No Loafie

you are not allowed to bunt.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man, this crowd....

is turning me into a Rays fan.

by PLU Tim on Apr 8, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

more like

wait until the Yankees or Red Sox are in town and those same blowhards are rooting for the bad guys

by discovolante on Apr 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They kinda have that AAA fan mentality

Like they got so used to the team sucking that the whole fanbase decided to have fun with it all. Now that they're decent, they are all bringing their friends and family too.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why?

why bunt?

by krb on Apr 8, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes! Finally some luck.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit, not supposed to be a reply.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bunt: failed.

H&R: failed.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

blooper!!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOAFIE!

Jose Lopez's career has risen from the dead!

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NO!

SHUT UP BLOWERS!

NO KING AWESOME BUNTS!

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beltre can't bunt.

PLEASE don't have him bunt.

by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No more bunts for Lopez

Squinty pay attention.

plz god no bunt here

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rays fans care

and we're tried of getting jipped by the umps. That's about the fifth bad call to go against the Rays this season and we're only seven games in.

www.raysbb.com

Yes, we really do have fans.

by killa3312 on Apr 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry

The sports Gods are still trying to make it up to us after Superbowl 40.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And my girlfriend leaving me.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quick, pinch hit Bloomquist so he can bunt!

XD

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was made well and clear in 2007

THAT BELTRE COULD NOT FUCKING BUNT IF YOU HELD A SHOTGUN TO HIS PUPPIES

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 8, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beltre has tits?

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You try to concentrate...

under that kind of pressure.

by PLU Tim on Apr 8, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not bad.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good AB by Beltre.

Too bad that didn't find a hole.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

IBB!

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

or no

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn he smoked that

ah well. "Productive out."

by Nick S on Apr 8, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Huh. Raul up, second is open.

Intentionally walk him to bring Richie up again?

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet.

Old school cap, too. This guy is hardcore.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No kidding

Someone should send it them. They deserve it, and their broadcast almost definitely didn't show that

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn I thought that would be a 2B

off the bat. Oh well plz drive in Ichiro Raul

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 8, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

High gas?

Since when does 85 mph = gas?

by marinator on Apr 8, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Re

tire.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That never matters

One of sports' many "benefit of the doubt" plays

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Vidro and Ibanez were in a footrace

and there were hotdogs at the finish line, turbo might just win.

by IceStormV1 on Apr 8, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Moises Alou says

I guess he was a Raul-ly killer

by Nick S on Apr 8, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Moises Alou says

Pee is for the hands!

by SethGrandpa on Apr 8, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU

There are your god damn Us

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 8, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In elementary school

we had designated runners for the fat kids during kickball. I wonder if we can petition for a rule change.

by A Public Alias on Apr 8, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We did too

I remember that. I was the runner, which was funny because I wasn't fast, I just wasn't fat. Or a girl. I'm pretty sure we ran for most of the girls too.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should've bunted.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

From the side

Corco looks a little like Paul Abbott.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Doooooooooom

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 8, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shitballs

here we go

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RRS

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thought so

couldn't be sure, no video. didnt know if they said on tv

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

but if yes, then Johnny Mac's barely broken it...am i doing this wrong?

by Diatribe on Apr 8, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RRS time.

Let's see if he's worth all the fuss that's been made. ;)

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If RRS Struggles

you'll see Rhodes by the weekend.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 8, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How about Wlad for Chad Bradford guys?

He throws really close to the ground.

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baker already threw

Rhodes name out there .. he's eligible to come off the minor league DL on thurs

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 8, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Green

he's warming up too.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 8, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lowe?

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RRS TEIM BEYOTCHES

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RRS is a rookie who needs to know his place

not like that veteran who's been through wars EOF

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But..but...

RYAN ISN'T TEH SITUATIONAL LEFTY!!!

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hyphen Rules

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh right the rays got haynes

he was the fastest guy in the angels' system

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Um what?

Were they calling for a balk when the umpire made him stop mid-delivery?

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HURRY UP AND GET THEM OUT HYPHEN

I can't stand the thought of some crappy veteran taking your place

by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TWO OUTS

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!

OY OY OY!

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HYPHEN!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yessss

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Nice job from Ryan Rowland-Smith"

You listening, McLaren??

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No, he's in the dugout sleeping.

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there we go

how about some insurance now

by speedomike on Apr 8, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TAMPA-BAY

YOUVE JUST BEEN HYPHENATED

by Nick S on Apr 8, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I approve of this action

Hopefully all teams can wear a hyphen this season

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH NO HE POOPED HIS PANTS

IN A LATE INNING SITUATION.

by redwolf75 on Apr 8, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So who's this Rowland-Smith character?

I've never heard of him before.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

88 minutes

This movie only looks appealing because Al Pacino is in it.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The question is:

Is it actually longer than 88 minutes?

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on Apr 8, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No idea.

I'm not going to see it anyway.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SUCK IT SQUINTY!

Hyphen is giving you the fucking highway salute right now.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Are they still doing rally fries?

Because, if so, they should not.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sexton?

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ritchie

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GOD DAMN

Percival looks OLD.

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's twice this season I've seen FSN mis-spell Richie's name

They've spelled it Ritchie just now, and during game 1 of the season

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a ball.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Don't miss tonights Mariners All Access"

"Richie cries because no one likes him"

by thenatural on Apr 8, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahahaha

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good photoshop

would be RRS face replacing the guy giving the two finger salute.... and having it directed at Mac.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 8, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought he was going to try and barehand that

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

One-on-one

With Ritchie Sexson.

by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey I remember this guy.

He was pretty good once upon a time. :)

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks like he's still got some left.

I'm glad to see it.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wilkerson is really good at swinging and missing

He does it a lot

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is awesome.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the sideways thumb lady

"Kill or no Kill, Caesar?"

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beautiful.

I cant decide between this or lightsaber Beltre for my avatar.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They've managed to reanimate the corpse of Troy Percival?

Can we do this to George Peppard? The A-Team movie needs him.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Steek.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sexson's hurt

Time to bring up clement

by IceStormV1 on Apr 8, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RRS for the long save?

Or is it gonna be Lowe?

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GO HYPHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HA!

You put your best 9 guys on the field to begin with. Why would you ever sub them out

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is he leaving RRS in? Yes he is.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kinda sad when you have to be pressured into doing

the right thing. :P

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why is there no Jimerson in LF?

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K!

AUSSIE POWER!

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeeeesssssss

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And that's a K

Kangaroos!

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on Apr 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K is for Kangaroo

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on Apr 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rip-Roaring Strikes

Pitching well

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Um, that was a strike, Ok?

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AK-INORI IWAMURA

YOUVE BEEN HYPHENATED

by Nick S on Apr 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2 down

One glorious australian out to go.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You've been...

Hyphenated!

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 8, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OUR NEW CLOSER!!

Hold the fort Smith!

by marinator on Apr 8, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why does the last out have to be their best power hitter?

Dammit.

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on Apr 8, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No.

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on Apr 8, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BENDY THINGS ONLY

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nothing in the zone please!!

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bugs Bunny Slowballs!

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CHRIST RRS IS THE FUCKING BOMB

TODAY IS THE DAY HYPHEN RISES INTO POWER

ALL HAIL THE GREAT HYPHEN

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HELLLLLLLLL YEEAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eat shit and Die Squinty McClusterFuck

HYPHEN FOR THE SAVE!!!!

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K!!!

BALLGAME!!

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K !!!

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BAM!!!!!!!!!!!1

YES!!! TODAY IS A GREAT DAY

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SAVE! WE WIN!!!!!!!!!

RRSW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hyphen in - GAME OVER!

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tampa is tehsuck!

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOO

New favorite aussie!

This is me not lurking.

by PhilKenSebben on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Doyle will now tear YOUR ACL for your insolence.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCKING AWESOME

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K

OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!

Mariners win!

by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

M's WIN

FINALLY.... WOOOOOOOOO

by thenatural on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RRS IS THE BEST HAHAHAHAHAH

YES!!!!!!!!!11

KICK ASS HYPHEN

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RRS's curveballs spin in the opposite direction.

Because of the whole southern hemisphere thing.

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

awesome.

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HYPHENATED!!!!

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TAMPA-BAY

YOUVE BEEN HYPHENATED

by Nick S on Apr 8, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah Mac!

Good job! YOU DID A FUCKING GOOD JOB!

by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I KNOW ME TOO I'M SO JACKED!!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

??

Why not? I am happy. Everyone should know. I wanna climb to the top of a tall building and shout it out for all to hear

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No worries

I actually chuckled at it after I wrote it. I am all over the Beavis and Butthead-esque word/phrase giggles.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 8, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No.

He takes credit for this, claiming now that he sees Hyphen in that role, that's why he did well.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CAR-LOS PENA

YOU HAVE BEEN HYPHENATED

by Nick S on Apr 8, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I STILL SAY FUCK ROY CORCORAN

RRS pitched 3 awesome shutout innings in my mind. And it's staying that way.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1) RRS is undeniably the shit

2) I'm trying to provoke Corco and you're not helping.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RRS is the absolute man right now.

Roy had a good relief appearance, but RRS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RRS IS READY AND WILLING

USE HIM MORE POR FAVOR

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lopez's base

And Sexson's funk bloop make this game awesome.

RRS being interviewed.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh man this game was all kinds of awesome

My lone vote for RRS as my favorite Mariner is now entirely vindicated

by Nick S on Apr 8, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RRS INTERVIEW

This is awesome. Aussie accent!

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You missed the best part

He said during the last inning all he could think about was making hot Aussie love to JuliaHope. It gave him the fire needed to strike those batters out.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha ha.

I'll turn down my wee crush tomorrow, thank ya very much.

by JuliaHope on Apr 8, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better switch back to EOF.

This RRS guy looks horrible. >_>

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What's with the hostility?

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was pretty random

GTE?

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess.

S'Okay, I just wasn't expecting it.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck my pussy!

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're just

trying to cheer me up. :P

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

only thing that will make it better

is if johnny mac references lookout landing when asked why he went with RRS

by speedomike on Apr 8, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know, I'm taking credit for this one.

The game really took off once I posted Big Nipples. I nominate them for Rally Nipples!

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 8, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Mr. Hyphen

Our new leader.

by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good thing we didn't use him in any previous games.

I had to take the night off from LL since my computer was assplodin with both this and MLB.TV up ( >:( ), but great win, and...I think RRS is 'ready for end-of-game pitching situations'.

by cwel87 on Apr 8, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Also

6 runs! 3 RBI by SEXY! And we still left 10+ on base!

More please, ma'am.

by cwel87 on Apr 8, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just totally pissed my girlfriend off by shouting glee into the phone

She called me right as he threw the 69 mph curve, and I asploded when he got the K. lol

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

She's jealous

Have you ever made those sounds in bed?

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure I have

Since I totally had a fangasm at the K

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This......

Was the best game of the season so far, hands down. Unbelievably awesome.

by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A real Aussie

Would have answered any question with "I don't give a fuck. I'm going to drink a frosty and fuck me a St. Pete sheila tonight."

by PLU Tim on Apr 8, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Goggles ahoy!

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

found this one too

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In my unbiased opinion

the blue jersey looks cooler.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TAKE TWO

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great of them to get a win for King Felix.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

(Because it's his birthday)

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Squinty's rambling

It's like he's conducting his own interview with himself.

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just imagine how McClusterfuck is feeling.

Talk about eating a metric fuckton of crow...

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually

He was still more annoyed with offense leaving runners on base again.

He praised Hyphen quite a bit.

by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll stop...for now.

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No. You'll just stop.

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you drunk?

I'm the real Coach Owens.

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well I'm not.

Obviously.

I'm the real Coach Owens.

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you joking?

I'm the real Coach Owens.

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your user names are identical

I'm not sure how this is possible

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, unless it is YOU!

I'm the real Coach Owens.

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you really think I don't have too much shit to do right now to

pretend to be Coach Owens?

Also:

1) Why would I do this?
2) I'd do a better job
3) That doesn't make sense

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1) You're always drunk.

2) You always make these weird posts
3) Nobody would suspect you.

I'm the real Coach Owens.

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not true

1) I've drank 3 times in the last 14 days
2) True
3) Actually, anyone who has been around the blogosphere for more than about 3 years would probably automatically assume it's me given that I used to pull this shit all the time

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This Coach Owens account hijack

is some serious 3rd or 4th level meta-shit.

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of the admins.

Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure how the admins did it

Maybe like clockwerks, but I doubt the local admins have the power to create duplicate usernames

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They (probably) have access to my password.

They can easily log in as me.

Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, it's two separate accounts.

It doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure that out

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's not possible though.

Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why do you think it's two separate accounts?

Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know,

I specifically looked for the two spaces and didn't see it. It's almost like the two spaces don't show up, but are there when the individual registers.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah same here, and then I thought there might be a space

at the beginning or the end. So I took the screenshots and then went back adn looked, and there was the extra space in the registration name

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good eye, Corco.

Good eye.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe it's you!

Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It isn't.

I think it's redwolf. But that's only a guess.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't remember why I came to that conclusion.

I think it had to do with two incorrect posts. The first under coach's name saying something uncoachlike and then adding "whoops, wrong screenname" and the second was him responding to Coach asking who it was with "it's me!" and then "or not" - could be an indicator that he meant to write that under coach's name, but not necessarily.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To add, I thought it was Gomez before,

but I think he denied it.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not me

I gain nothing from meta-harrassing Coach.

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I knew it wasn't.

That was just my first guess when it started.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There are indeed two spaces.

I can confirm this.

Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Touche.

Then it could have happened like this: A moderator of LL looks at one of the old "Will Thompson" or "CoachOwens" accounts, enters the password to have it at their universal nickname and then change the display name to "Coach Owens".

Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

Just two different accounts

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mods can, I think.

Graham told me. But I'm not sure if he was serious or not.

Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh really, that would be awesome

I picked my username drunk, which is as stupid as getting a drunken tatoo. I didn't want my full name on here anymore, but I certainly didn't want to be "NOT CORCO"

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it reminds me of the ESPN board days

that was common stuff..... back then they'd actually hi-jack passwords and steal accounts.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 8, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I engaged in such practices on the official site board from about 2002-2004

I got banned from there so many times I can't even count. I calmed down since then, back then I was younger than Coach!

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm happier when the M's win.

You could be a part-time model...but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job

by pakipaki on Apr 8, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Justin Speier just blew the save for the Angels

Cleveland now leads 4-3 in the 9th

by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, hamburgers.

Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought you were one of the Angels guys...

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Am I?

Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you?

Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is he?

Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DIAF.

Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Am I high?

What the fucks going on here?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You would be NewLocal

because Optimist isn't negative enough.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey hey hey

It isn't me.

And it's Eyebrows now.

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It will take me a while to remember,

but I'll get it down sometime.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Angels lose!

They have deviated from the path of luck.

by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Angels lose!!

In epic fashion. Glad to see our rivals are having bullpen trouble as well.

by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I would have Hafner's babies

if he wasn't so fuckin ugly

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 8, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh- Don't be knocking on the Pronk!

Although he's got nothing on the Hyphen.

by JuliaHope on Apr 8, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff's been impersonated!

What do we do?

Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 10:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no he hasn't

I don't think anyone is that stupid.

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes he has.

Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Click the username.

zero posts, 8 comments, joined today.

This shit has gone too far.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously.

Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah they need to maybe get rid of spaces?

or perhaps require approval before a screenname can go live?

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God damn it.

_Jeff, huh?

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 10:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah Jeff isn't going to be happy about this

He's gonna have to lay down the law. Public executions live on MLB.TV

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I was really trying hard to walk the fine line between

"Holy crap I need to defend myself" and "I don't want to go over the top and make it obvious I'm covering my ass"

It appears I succeeded

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 9, 2008 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm with Corco. Run for the hills!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok, I'm officially now also confused.

Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you're the fake

I doubt you're confused.

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I actually am.

Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's not working.

If I mouse over your name, I can see the double spaces in the URL in the bottom right of my browser. It's not that difficult.

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh-huh, sure.

Hi guys! If my impersonator doesn't stop, I'll kill him.

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:Puts on Spock ears:

Intriguing that in one point in this game thread, DS9 was being discussed, and now it's like we've been invaded by the changlings.

:Removes Spock ears:

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs