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4/8: Open Game Thread, Part 2

Brad Wilkerson. Take that mofos.

Eight games played, eight games in which Seattle has led.

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Damn right Matthew

Awful swing from Crawford. Woo

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it wrong

that I read this to the beat of Soulja Boy?

NVM, I don't need to ask.

Refuse to progress!!

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Erik,

Fly balls are bad.

Sincerely,
Everyone.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember when we used to average 150 comments a game?

Now we're averaging over 1100.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

That is just a wicked pitch.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

So that was destroyed.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Smash!

Enjoying the trade, Brett?

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK SHIT PISS

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Fantasy points.

More bendy things, Erik

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Oops.

Damn it, Bedard, stop doing that.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Shouldn't you be cheering for our demise?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH COME ON

That was a strike.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

So uh, many of those were strikes.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Well...

M's will continue the streak of losing games in which they lead...

by PLU Tim on Apr 8, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop walking people.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Its only the third

this is going to be a long game.

by krb on Apr 8, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

We should never assume anything is given to us.

We're Mariner fans, remember?

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do I have the intuition that

that I'm going to want to kick you in the balls for that post after this AB?

Refuse to progress!!

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only bendy things please.

Gomes is a fastball only hitter.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn it Richie.

Terrible throw

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

christ

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok that was sad.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Bedard is going to put me on a rollercoaster this year

I'll swing from hating the HR's he serves up to immediately loving the curve, and then hatign the next hit.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn

Can't even get the guy on a pickoff.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

God damn ittttttt

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

The lead.

We're about to lose it.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to get out of the way, Gomes.

Looked like you really wanted to avoid that one. Not like you were wearing elbow pads or anything.

Nope.

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by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

It's cool

Bedard has it.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Just get this last out already.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

God I hate Raul Ibanez

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOO, Don't hit towards Raul

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

shite

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

RAUL IBANEZ IS SHOWING OFF HIS RANGE

Fuck all.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING I WOULD'VE HAD THAT

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Raul.

Ok Mariners, you have an hour before I turn the tv off. Give me a reason not to.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

That little hop thing Raul just did was snazzy.

He must be trying out for SwanLake or something

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Jones...

FUCK FUCK FUCK

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Well this is not awesome.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Radar gun is off. Check gameday.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shocked Lopez didn't find a way to drop that

and subsequently throw the ball into the stands.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUNGO PARTY!

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

So, Richie and Raul are the goats.

Richie for throwing a weak off-the-mark lob on a sure pickoff to end the inning, and Raul for having the range of an eighty-five year old.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Raul has range?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Raul and Fuck Richie

Should still be 3-2 with ~10 pitches less for Erik

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 8, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what would be awsome?

If one of you master photoshoppers could make one of a "bat signal" only instead of a bat, it's Kenny Lofton.

by PLU Tim on Apr 8, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Refuse to progress!!

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw you for smiling, Sims

Blowers has the right idea.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

So...

Eight games played, eight games in which Seattle has led.

And they've blown it darn near every time...

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Apr 8, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

YUNI YUNI YUNI YUNI

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing a quick punctuation adjustment can't fix.

Yay for our good! Hi, ter(s).

Do you know anybody named Ter(s)?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

excellent

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hiter(s)?

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah Lopez

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

SQUEEEEEEZE

FUCK IT MAKE IT HAPPEN

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

False hope

Springs eternal

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 8, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE SAC FLY

Jose Lopez circa 2007 doesn't do that

by Corco on Apr 8, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Another good at bat by Lopez.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

You shut your whore mouth.

Oh, and 4-1

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-2

The Riggins homer may have been chance, but it's still a homer.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOOOO close

yay anyway

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Good enough.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Good enough.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

So why are you cheering for the M's?

We all wish a grave death for the Angels season.

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No competition is boring.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltre needs

someone to put a shock collar on him, and activate it everytime he chases a crappy pitch.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 8, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Well at least KA

got a hit out of that swing.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Best way to use current roster

Raul> DH vs. RHP
Vidro>DH vs. LHP only
Jimerson> LF

Make it happen.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Well if you keep swinging at those

you're going to get a hit from it here and there.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

"McLaren trying to figure out........ trying to figure anything out"

by Nick S on Apr 8, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH KING AWESOME YEAH

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha what a horrible hit.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a shitty at bat.

Whatever, I like the result.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

So where's the delay?

MLB.tv or Lookout Landing? I'm listening on the radio/watching on Yahoo GameChannel, and it seems like all the comments for plays come in a couple minutes after things happen.

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 8, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SHIT

Almost

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Raul

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

CLAP CLAP CLAP

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it.

But something deep inside of me is telling me to tell you to fuck off for misusing Griffey. Oh well, I'll suppress it.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait, you didn't.

Ignore.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was Griffey at first as well.

It's not.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT wasn't Griffey.

It's Bonds Body. Orginal:

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

World Class athlete?

Or World Class Randy Winn Banana Route?

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

::closes his eyes::

The last time I saw someone make a play like that against us was Hamilton. That game didn't end well.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet Sacajawea

It's only the 4th.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah. On the one hand, I love Bedard's slow, methodical motion. Fun to watch

But on the other hand, I hate Bedard's slow, methodical motion. Painful to sit through

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good for me

Instead of missing half the game because of work, I only missed about 1/3rd.

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

K!!

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Step away from the ledge.

Detroit is 0-7

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus. SSS and all, but still...

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know why

but Detroit is starting to remind me of our horrific 2004 start.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounded like a nice catch

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 8, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Jones makes that catch too

Ibanez does not.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh

Ichiro just shot Wilkerson that look for not getting out of the way.
Wilk is fucked

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Jason Ellison

will be visiting Wilk's room tonight.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That string of posts sounds a little dirty

Jason Ellison will be visiting Wilk's room to cupcake him...

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or

Butt Rape

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor guy.

Oh well, yay us! No more Wilkerson

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone seems to forget that

Iwamura played tons of second base in Japan

by Corco on Apr 8, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that they're called the Rays

in a few years they ought to change their logo into a sun beam.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats an ugly mascot

Not Philly Phanatic ugly, but ugly nonetheless

by thenatural on Apr 8, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

It just makes the inevitable let-down

that much harder to deal with

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's his payback for us booing him

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to go out on a limb

and say that nobody that has ever started out 0-7 has ever made the playoffs.

by marinator on Apr 8, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilkerson, you

are no longer "Wilkersuck" in my eyes.

by redwolf75 on Apr 8, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell is Glover scared of?

Did he mistake Brad Wilkerson for Juan Pierre? Somebody get that man some glasses.

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Things aren't looking so up for Kenji

If he fouls off a meatball that juicy.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

Bartlett defense paying off.

by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I figured

That when I said "we" people would automatically think "everyone but Double06"

by marinator on Apr 8, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit.

He's trying. Nearly an infield hit earlier, and that liner there. Tough luck

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Snore.

This is one boring game.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

New ballpark design.

Holy smokes that looks gorgeous.

by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta say

That's not a bad looking stadium. Can't wait to see it completed

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by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Overall solid.

Two HRs, BB, HBP, two pussy hits, and a Raul adventure in LF, and of course the Ks. Solid game.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

adequate and solid

Those are definitely words I was hoping we'd use to describe him....

by speedomike on Apr 8, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's never really been good in April

The best is yet to come

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ehh, up and down.

He's given up a couple of home runs (One of which was absolutely crushed), been giving up fly balls. His curve does look great today, though.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty good.

Gave up 2 long balls, pretty low pitch count considering some of the jams he's been in.

In other words, better than Opening Day but plenty of room to improve.

by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray!

I've finally convinced my dad that ERA is a lousy metric!

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

for now

Talk to him tomorrow. I have that breakthrough with my Paps all the time

by Corco on Apr 8, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good Job. I gave up trying to convince my co-workers

I also had a LONG conversation about Derek Jeter, and it played out just like that newspaper article. "But he dives a lot!" etc.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit Jeter.

I have this argument all the time with my friends.

"He dives a lot! He's good!"

Me: He's always out of position! HE SUCKS!

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's extra bad because I'm in the car business

So I'm always arguing those points with people whose livelihood is based on convincing somebody that their opinion is right. Probably hilarious to watch for an outsider

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this is a boring game

I wish Bedard were more exciting

by Corco on Apr 8, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe it is the alcohol,

but I find this game pretty exciting.

by Schuxu on Apr 8, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm at work, and thus alcohol-less

and it is BORING

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like facing real offenses.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok the 2-0 pitch was a strike

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap crap crap

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

NO NOT NOW WITH GOMES

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god Gomes scares me.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Bendy things only Erik

BENDY THINGS ONLY

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Just about ready to turn this one off.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop walking people!

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

The Rays seem to be indifferent about getting hit by a pitch

They don't really try to move out of the way

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought I liked patient hitters.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously....

Gomes is in the same strike zone.

by PLU Tim on Apr 8, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKSTICK

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

Not good, King Awesome. Not good at all.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

HE WOULDN'T HAVE HAD IT ANYWAY

Throw to first!

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Oops.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE ARE 4 LIGHTS!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved the Cardassians.

Gul Dukat was one of the greatest TV villains ever.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

The guy that plays him is a fantastic actor.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Garek

I love them both. Especially their battle of wits.

by batura on Apr 8, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

err Bashir/Garak/Section 31/Obsidian Order

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I've been going through and watching every episode in order and I have to say Basir is my fav character due to

A) The chief hating him in the beginning
B) The Garak spy stuff that turns into Garak / Ducat rivalry
C) Section 31
D) Grimm calculator phase

by batura on Apr 8, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah know, I really really hated Bashir at first. But he grew on me.

His character had the biggest growth from beginning to end.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

I always loved him, even when he was a douche, and especially since Kira hated him. Like the "frontier medicine" part.

by batura on Apr 8, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though I didn't hate him as I hated Ezri Dax.

So annoying.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The funniest part of that image is Worf.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn it Kenji!

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

HATRED

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I can blame him for throwing

but not for ignoring Yuni. A play that quick it is probably tough to notice the shortstop.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I hate this team

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I normally stay out of the GTE, but I need to vent.

What the fuck!?! Is this little league? Kenji getting played with the double steal!?!?

by batura on Apr 8, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Kenji

I don't like him as much as I used to.

by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Answers:

1) Our hopes and dreams
2) Brains
3) Soilent Greens

Whatever it is, it's not working.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, Bedard, you have to do everything yourself.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Four questions.

1) Do we allow a run if Bedard doesn't allow two walks.
2) Where was the strike zone and why wasn't Bedard hitting it?
3) Are we sure his hip is okay?
4) No, really, WTF is he chewing on?

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

1) Doubt it.
2) He's clearly off today.
3) Hopefully.
4) No idea.

by redwolf75 on Apr 8, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Beltre throws to 1st instead of 2nd

No runs score.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was an effing little league play

No one past the age of ten should have done what Kenji did.

My girlfriend just arrived. I'm taking this as an opportunity to abandon the game for a while. I need to cool off.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Take your frustrations out on her

;)

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both sides

of my ass already have bruises.
~Laura

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what's going to ice today?

Finding out at the end of the game that Bedard's hip is bothering him and he's going to land on the 15-day DL.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Sonics going for #60 tonight

woo

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope they lose.

They need the best draft position they can get.

by redwolf75 on Apr 8, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice play.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

McLaren takes notes:

tell...runners...to...steal...home...more...worked...for...rays...will...work...for...us...

by redwolf75 on Apr 8, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

Sad but true

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ICHIRO

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhhh that wasn't a strike last half inning, ump

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro!

I'm glad someone on this team isn't double fisting shit sandwiches tonight.

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

The "Cornholed by God" table

11 - Sneezed with two-fisting shrimp salad. You are blind.
12 - Sneezed while two-fisting with Sodomy Bikers. Paraplegic.

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 8, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Encourage stealing....that's something the M's need.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, it actually worked!!

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Back from the store...

And I see we are being outsmarted ONCE AGAIN.

What does a Japanese person with Down Syndrome look like? What do they look like in a catcher's mask?

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 8, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my god.

A hit and run.

It worked.

Mind aspolded.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet.

Tie this fucker up again.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Rays fans doing the wave

Serves you assholes right.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

A McLaren hit-and-run actually worked

It's almost like those performing it were actually qualified for a hit-and-run this time.

by edddgar on Apr 8, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Drive a run in here Beltre.

Or I'm done with this game.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck I hate this team

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, Raul time.

Show us what DH is supposed to mean.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Drive a run in here Ibanez.

Or I'm done with this game.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok I think I finally understand why people do hit and runs

even though they're dumb.

That was so pretty looking!

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

How'd Lopez get to 2nd?

by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Well Beltre has been absolutely horrible today

I'm not going to call you King Awesome until you fix this.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez is awesome

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Good eye.

Great job.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok that was fucking awesome Lopez.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh...

Nice work Lopez. Heads up.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Sneaky sneaky. I love it.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh. If they win with that run

That may be a mariner moment. At least a runner up.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

The write up would be.

"Um... What?"

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA the replay!

Loafie just tiptoed halfway to 2nd, and then took off once he saw the rookie catcher didn't notice.

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh....

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

We can't score more than 4 runs a game.

We've only done it once this year.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richie batting.

PLEASE THROW A WILD PITCH

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Drive a run in here Richie.

Or...yeah you get the picture.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Walking Raul to get to Richie

if this were 2006 the Rays would be so fucked.

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

2006 was a great year for Richie Sexson

2007, on the other hand, was not.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Somebody hold me again.

I'm scared

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Hell, just plate the runners

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was awesome

but not awesome enough to keep me from booing.

BTW... Do you really think Tourettes Guy died? I have a nagging suspicion they're lying because they tried to start a rumor that he didn't want to make any more after the Bob Saget clip. I think they just wanted to retire the whole thing without having a bunch of negative reaction from stopping the the series.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not. I think you've got it right. I miss his antics, though

"Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed in the seat, and hid my keys?!"

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mariners OBP today=.500

Rays OBP=.360

5-4 Rays

Ah the power of HRs and shitty D

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 8, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Bullshit!!

That's a fucking ball!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

BASE FUCKING HIT RICHIE

!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

SEXSON

YOU SON OF A BITCH

by Corco on Apr 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

SEXSON!!

Or rather, IWAMURA!!!

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

RICHIE ACTUALLY PRODUCES WHEN WE NEED IT HOLY SHITBALLS

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT WE GOT LUCKY!

TV STAYS ON!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES RICHIE SEXSON

YES SOFT LINERS FOR THE GOD DAMN WIN

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Big Richie!

Earlier in the game I said that if Richie came through (last time) with the bases loaded and got 2 RBI, I wouldn't boo him for the rest of the week.

Deal, Rich.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

That works

Iwamura would have had to make a sweet catch to snag that.

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Clutch singles of London!

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

fnwefnwvnwsvnwsc ninvinv

wooooooooooooooooooo

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 8, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

No way

This is a perfect day for EOF to get his confidence back, we have to go with him.

by edddgar on Apr 8, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Besides,

there's some lefties coming up and Bedard told me he's not 100%

by edddgar on Apr 8, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEASON HIGH FOR RUNS

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Soooo disappointing

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You had to say.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

*it.

I hate it when I don't finish my sent

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

god it took me so long so scroll down this thread

that sexson came out of his frozen carbonite to get a clutch hit? curse you, slow browser!

by sandalfan on Apr 8, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's try a reverse call:

I predict Brad Wilkerson will NOT get on base.

by redwolf75 on Apr 8, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

If you make a prediction at an LL night.

I will punch you in your testicles as hard as I can.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

got his first hit of the year yesterday

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 8, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet.

One less hit before he takes over in right field.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sexson

.269/.424/.400???

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

err

.500

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well.

That's not a surprise.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

...

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pop up by Wilkerson.

I'm not understanding your ellipses.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

BB, 2 run single today.

He's 50/50 in good results today. Ichiro's gotten out today too, ya know.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're really rooting for him huh?

He's not on my shit list yet, no worries.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's become a crusade

He's getting an unfair amount of hate for a community that seems to preach patience about small sample sizes.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Sexson wasn't on the team,

I bet there would be less of that hate. Having a Sexson clone that is struggling, even if it is SSS, is difficult to watch.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, uh, ump

Gonna give Erik that inside corner today?

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Today's better than opening day.

But he's still getting squeezed.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, I watched the replay on TV

He was getting crazy squeezed, and it looked like it even while I was there in RF.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

About time he got a call

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh hey

Umps actually giving Bedard that 3rd strike call.

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I was so sure that Sexson was going to blow that at bat

that I made this to commemorate it:

But he showed that every now and again there are still fumes in the tank, so I gotta give him his due:

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 8, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

fumes?

He's 2 for 3! It's more like he's running on used vegetable oil.

by A Public Alias on Apr 8, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon Erik, put him away!

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

But he pitches faster when he's got a runner on

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

6IP 5R 3ER

Soooo not a bad start, defense let him down and the umpire was not giving him calls that he deserved.

Putzless bullpen in, game over.

by marinator on Apr 8, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop ****ing walking people!

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Of all people,

you should be okay with it, yeah?

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I have Bedard in fantasy. :(

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

An "optimistic" Angel fan

would predict 10 walks for Bedard.

by redwolf75 on Apr 8, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have my reasons.

Besides, you got all got swept by the Orioles. How dangerous can you be? :P

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doug Davis:Scoreless 1st inning

Obviously Bedard needs to get cancer so he can pitch better.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm starting Davis today in fantasy

I didn't think he'd do well, but I also feel like I'd be an ass for benching a guy with cancer.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahhaahahha

I love that scene.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, nevermind.

I suppose that was a better episode. But it's opening scene was nothing spectacular.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

my thoughts exactly

not enough hate today?

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, definitely funny

but what the hell are you referencing?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because that episode is hilarious?

You aren't one of them N-G's are you? We don't tolerate those folk around here.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The episode was hilarious.

I was just confused why the image was posted.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

Kenji you are not impressing me today.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

God I hate Kenji.

Free Jeff Clement

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit.

Norm's giving Corco advice.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Wrong Corco, Norm

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like it's a retainer that Erik has in his mouth.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT IS DRIVING ME CRAZY WHAT'S IN HIS MOUTH??

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty sure it's a retainer.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks to me like a mouth guard

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 8, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck confidence

We don't need confidence, we need competence.

by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Hyphen

is still missing.

Where in the world is Ryan-Rowland Smith?

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm trying to figure out why Corcoran

in the 7th.. the guy that didn't make the roster out of ST... when you've got Green, RRS, and Lowe to finish things off......

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 8, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bedard out

Game over.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

So, who's up first? Dare I say it...EOF?

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, hey, Carlos Pena is up.

Anyone wanna go tell RRS he should pitch?

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

not the 8th inning yet

can use him, sleeping

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sims: "I'm impressed"

I'm not.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, whatever happens, this should be entertaining.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

The DBacks stole Detroits offense.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

Hold on to your butts. /Samuel L Jackson.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Corcoran

Is due for a big fat sack of regression to the mean, I hope he doesn't get it today

by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm going to have "FUUUUUUUCK" standing by

For the rest of this inning.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike 3.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

5 strikes, 1 strikeout.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Snore. I'm done with this game.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice K.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

So...

How'd RRS end up in the dog house?

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Apr 8, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCK

HOLY FLYING FUCK THEY GOT HIM!

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

He was safe.

But I'll take it

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

BAMMMMMM

HOLY SHIT ON A COCKSUCKING FERRIS WHEEL I HAVE NO WORDS

by Corco on Apr 8, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!!

I JUST SPEWED A LOAD!! JOSE FUCKING LOPEZ!!

by marinator on Apr 8, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

Upton was absolutely safe, but did he go batshit crazy or what?

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok i just got back

what in the green shit just happened

by Nick S on Apr 8, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Safe or not

Lopez is the fucking man of the hour.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking the man of the hour

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE A SEAT PROFESSOR

Loafie made a nice throw, even if it was late.

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

He was out! Wow!! Great play Beltre!!!

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Heel made it

but who cares.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 8, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap, nice block

Still looked safe to me.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I literally screamed with joy at that call.

Also: new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

by Matthew on Apr 8, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

hmmmm

that was a lot closer than I thought.

by PLU Tim on Apr 8, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Lucky call.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

As a sign of great things for the Rays

They actually have enough of a crowd to get some serious jeers for that call.

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

He was out

Beltre hit his hand with the glvoe before his foot touched the bag

by Fett42 on Apr 8, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH< THE DOUBLE BIRD ON TV

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

director obviously panicked

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Apr 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHA

@ that fan with the double-barreled bird action. hahaha

by PLU Tim on Apr 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

NEW THREAD

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

by Matthew on Apr 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE...PLEASE....PLEASE

someone get a screen grab of that.

by PLU Tim on Apr 8, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

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