4/8: Open Game Thread, Part 2
Brad Wilkerson. Take that mofos.
Eight games played, eight games in which Seattle has led.
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That's a lot easier to pull off now.
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by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn right Matthew
Awful swing from Crawford. Woo
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Is it wrong
that I read this to the beat of Soulja Boy?
NVM, I don't need to ask.
Refuse to progress!!
Dear Erik,
Fly balls are bad.
Sincerely,
Everyone.
Garza threw 70 pitches in 2.2 innings?
How did that happen?
Remember when we used to average 150 comments a game?
Now we're averaging over 1100.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Holy fuck, we need more GBs
Refuse to progress!!
Fantasy points.
More bendy things, Erik
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Shouldn't you be cheering for our demise?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Well...
M's will continue the streak of losing games in which they lead...
We should never assume anything is given to us.
We're Mariner fans, remember?
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Why do I have the intuition that
that I'm going to want to kick you in the balls for that post after this AB?
Refuse to progress!!
Only bendy things please.
Gomes is a fastball only hitter.
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Bedard is going to put me on a rollercoaster this year
I'll swing from hating the HR's he serves up to immediately loving the curve, and then hatign the next hit.
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Way to get out of the way, Gomes.
Looked like you really wanted to avoid that one. Not like you were wearing elbow pads or anything.
Nope.
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And you added the Boston accent and everything.
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by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I can honestly say, I don't know.
Refuse to progress!!
It's hard to believe he's as bad as Manny
But holy shit Ibanez is awful.
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by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
no... i insist... you take the lead.
fuck you erik
How is it Bedard's fault?
Richie + Raul = shitty defense = not Erik's doing.
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The Riggans homer was chance.
I'll spot you Pena.
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chance? did he put all his money on 28 and hit it?
it was a bad curve and he hit it out
i don't brush off 2 homers from a guy we gave up half our farm system for
he has to earn my trust
It went only one row into the stands.
In a lot of other parks, that's just a long fly ball.
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by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus Raul.
Ok Mariners, you have an hour before I turn the tv off. Give me a reason not to.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
That little hop thing Raul just did was snazzy.
He must be trying out for SwanLake or something
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So is Bedard's velocity down a bit
or is the radar gun off?
Shocked Lopez didn't find a way to drop that
and subsequently throw the ball into the stands.
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So, Richie and Raul are the goats.
Richie for throwing a weak off-the-mark lob on a sure pickoff to end the inning, and Raul for having the range of an eighty-five year old.
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I already hate this commercial.
Refuse to progress!!
You know what would be awsome?
If one of you master photoshoppers could make one of a "bat signal" only instead of a bat, it's Kenny Lofton.
So...
Eight games played, eight games in which Seattle has led.
And they've blown it darn near every time...
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
Nothing a quick punctuation adjustment can't fix.
Yay for our good! Hi, ter(s).
Do you know anybody named Ter(s)?
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4-2
The Riggins homer may have been chance, but it's still a homer.
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So why are you cheering for the M's?
We all wish a grave death for the Angels season.
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
Beltre needs
someone to put a shock collar on him, and activate it everytime he chases a crappy pitch.
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Best way to use current roster
Raul> DH vs. RHP
Vidro>DH vs. LHP only
Jimerson> LF
Make it happen.
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Well if you keep swinging at those
you're going to get a hit from it here and there.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
So where's the delay?
MLB.tv or Lookout Landing? I'm listening on the radio/watching on Yahoo GameChannel, and it seems like all the comments for plays come in a couple minutes after things happen.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
I'm watching the actual TV broadcast, so use that as a starting point
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Only way it would be better is if the background orange was turned blue
but BRAVO
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I love it.
But something deep inside of me is telling me to tell you to fuck off for misusing Griffey. Oh well, I'll suppress it.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Oh wait, you didn't.
Ignore.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
I thought it was Griffey at first as well.
It's not.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
IT wasn't Griffey.
It's Bonds Body. Orginal: 
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Well that just upped it on the Awesome Meter.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
World Class athlete?
Or World Class Randy Winn Banana Route?
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
::closes his eyes::
The last time I saw someone make a play like that against us was Hamilton. That game didn't end well.
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Yeah. On the one hand, I love Bedard's slow, methodical motion. Fun to watch
But on the other hand, I hate Bedard's slow, methodical motion. Painful to sit through
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Step away from the ledge.
Detroit is 0-7
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I don't know why
but Detroit is starting to remind me of our horrific 2004 start.
Maybe it's the identical 0-6 starts.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
My zone, meaning all the green parts between the walls
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Uh oh
Ichiro just shot Wilkerson that look for not getting out of the way.
Wilk is fucked
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Jason Ellison
will be visiting Wilk's room tonight.
That string of posts sounds a little dirty
Jason Ellison will be visiting Wilk's room to cupcake him...
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Good thing Blanton's nickname wasn't T-bag.
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by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Poor guy.
Oh well, yay us! No more Wilkerson
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What the fuck kind of Devil Ray is that??
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Now that they're called the Rays
in a few years they ought to change their logo into a sun beam.
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Thats an ugly mascot
Not Philly Phanatic ugly, but ugly nonetheless
The Philly Phanatic is a sexy beast
You shut your mouth.
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by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe if you're a fan of Nasal Sex
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
On that note...
I withdraw my original comment
Holes exist for a reason
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by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It just makes the inevitable let-down
that much harder to deal with
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I'm going to go out on a limb
and say that nobody that has ever started out 0-7 has ever made the playoffs.
I am so glad somebody saved this.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
haha, Yahoo still hasn't changed it.
This was the pic on MLB.com before they swapped it out, IIRC.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Looks like people are starting to figure out that Wilkerson is
A STOLEN BASE MACHINE!
Radial Nerve Irritation for Garza?
woah....that's not good. That's an MRI away from TJ surgery like bad.
Sounds like something a real man pitches through.
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by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
What the hell is Glover scared of?
Did he mistake Brad Wilkerson for Juan Pierre? Somebody get that man some glasses.
Things aren't looking so up for Kenji
If he fouls off a meatball that juicy.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
God I love posts like these.
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by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit.
He's trying. Nearly an infield hit earlier, and that liner there. Tough luck
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Bedard better throw two more pitches to get out of this
If we want to not use our Pen
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Bad pitch.
Got lucky there.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Would you put the fucking ball in play already?
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Gotta say
That's not a bad looking stadium. Can't wait to see it completed
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You can make it wet
If you really crank it...
Overall solid.
Two HRs, BB, HBP, two pussy hits, and a Raul adventure in LF, and of course the Ks. Solid game.
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He's never really been good in April
The best is yet to come
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Ehh, up and down.
He's given up a couple of home runs (One of which was absolutely crushed), been giving up fly balls. His curve does look great today, though.
Pretty good.
Gave up 2 long balls, pretty low pitch count considering some of the jams he's been in.
In other words, better than Opening Day but plenty of room to improve.
Hooray!
I've finally convinced my dad that ERA is a lousy metric!
Good Job. I gave up trying to convince my co-workers
I also had a LONG conversation about Derek Jeter, and it played out just like that newspaper article. "But he dives a lot!" etc.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Dammit Jeter.
I have this argument all the time with my friends.
"He dives a lot! He's good!"
Me: He's always out of position! HE SUCKS!
It's extra bad because I'm in the car business
So I'm always arguing those points with people whose livelihood is based on convincing somebody that their opinion is right. Probably hilarious to watch for an outsider
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Maybe it is the alcohol,
but I find this game pretty exciting.
I'm at work, and thus alcohol-less
and it is BORING
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In other news, Braves OF prospect Jordan Schafer
just got suspended 50 games for using HGH.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
MiLB does HGH testing?
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Didn't raise his batting average.
Fail.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Bendy things only Erik
BENDY THINGS ONLY
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The Rays seem to be indifferent about getting hit by a pitch
They don't really try to move out of the way
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
HE WOULDN'T HAVE HAD IT ANYWAY
Throw to first!
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I loved the Cardassians.
Gul Dukat was one of the greatest TV villains ever.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Agreed.
The guy that plays him is a fantastic actor.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
And Garek
I love them both. Especially their battle of wits.
Of all the great character pairings in DS9, the Bashir/Garak/Section 31 and Dukat/Garak dynamic was the best.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
err Bashir/Garak/Section 31/Obsidian Order
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Agreed
I've been going through and watching every episode in order and I have to say Basir is my fav character due to
A) The chief hating him in the beginning
B) The Garak spy stuff that turns into Garak / Ducat rivalry
C) Section 31
D) Grimm calculator phase
Yeah know, I really really hated Bashir at first. But he grew on me.
His character had the biggest growth from beginning to end.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
haha
I always loved him, even when he was a douche, and especially since Kira hated him. Like the "frontier medicine" part.
Though I didn't hate him as I hated Ezri Dax.
So annoying.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
The funniest part of that image is Worf.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
I can blame him for throwing
but not for ignoring Yuni. A play that quick it is probably tough to notice the shortstop.
...and now I'm here
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
I normally stay out of the GTE, but I need to vent.
What the fuck!?! Is this little league? Kenji getting played with the double steal!?!?
Yes, Bedard, you have to do everything yourself.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Four questions.
1) Do we allow a run if Bedard doesn't allow two walks.
2) Where was the strike zone and why wasn't Bedard hitting it?
3) Are we sure his hip is okay?
4) No, really, WTF is he chewing on?
If Beltre throws to 1st instead of 2nd
No runs score.
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That was an effing little league play
No one past the age of ten should have done what Kenji did.
My girlfriend just arrived. I'm taking this as an opportunity to abandon the game for a while. I need to cool off.
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You know what's going to ice today?
Finding out at the end of the game that Bedard's hip is bothering him and he's going to land on the 15-day DL.
McLaren takes notes:
tell...runners...to...steal...home...more...worked...for...rays...will...work...for...us...
Uhhh that wasn't a strike last half inning, ump
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The "Cornholed by God" table
11 - Sneezed with two-fisting shrimp salad. You are blind.
12 - Sneezed while two-fisting with Sodomy Bikers. Paraplegic.
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Yeah.
Encourage stealing....that's something the M's need.
...and now I'm here
Back from the store...
And I see we are being outsmarted ONCE AGAIN.
What does a Japanese person with Down Syndrome look like? What do they look like in a catcher's mask?
oh my god.
A hit and run.
It worked.
Mind aspolded.
Sweet.
Tie this fucker up again.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
A McLaren hit-and-run actually worked
It's almost like those performing it were actually qualified for a hit-and-run this time.
Drive a run in here Beltre.
Or I'm done with this game.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Okay, Raul time.
Show us what DH is supposed to mean.
...and now I'm here
Drive a run in here Ibanez.
Or I'm done with this game.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Ok I think I finally understand why people do hit and runs
even though they're dumb.
That was so pretty looking!
Go Nova
Well Beltre has been absolutely horrible today
I'm not going to call you King Awesome until you fix this.
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Huh. If they win with that run
That may be a mariner moment. At least a runner up.
...and now I'm here
The write up would be.
"Um... What?"
...and now I'm here
HAHAHA the replay!
Loafie just tiptoed halfway to 2nd, and then took off once he saw the rookie catcher didn't notice.
They better not fucking walk Raul for Richie again.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
We can't score more than 4 runs a game.
We've only done it once this year.
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Richie batting.
PLEASE THROW A WILD PITCH
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Drive a run in here Richie.
Or...yeah you get the picture.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
2006 was a great year for Richie Sexson
2007, on the other hand, was not.
...and now I'm here
You do have a free hug coupon you can use.
...and now I'm here
I swear, I will not boo Richie for at least one month
if he can homer here.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
That was awesome
but not awesome enough to keep me from booing.
BTW... Do you really think Tourettes Guy died? I have a nagging suspicion they're lying because they tried to start a rumor that he didn't want to make any more after the Bob Saget clip. I think they just wanted to retire the whole thing without having a bunch of negative reaction from stopping the the series.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Probably not. I think you've got it right. I miss his antics, though
"Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed in the seat, and hid my keys?!"
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I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, SHIT
SHIT!!
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Bullshit!!
That's a fucking ball!
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
BASE FUCKING HIT RICHIE
!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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What the hellw as that?
Awesome.
...and now I'm here
Sometimes it's better to be lucky...
Than good?
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Big Richie!
Earlier in the game I said that if Richie came through (last time) with the bases loaded and got 2 RBI, I wouldn't boo him for the rest of the week.
Deal, Rich.
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Anything that scores runs is worth getting excited for.
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It wouldn't matter who it is
We'll be excited for 2 runs and the lead no matter who drives them in
How in the world did Richie not strike out?
WTF?
Whats going on?
How is Vidro leading the team with 2 HR?
I'm buying a lottery ticket.
...and now I'm here
Wait... we have the lead, Bedard's nearing 100 pitches.
Potatoes watch is commencing.
god it took me so long so scroll down this thread
that sexson came out of his frozen carbonite to get a clutch hit? curse you, slow browser!
You are not allowed to do this anymore.
Please throw yourself into the vat of acid. Take Player A with you.
If you make a prediction at an LL night.
I will punch you in your testicles as hard as I can.
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got his first hit of the year yesterday
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Am I the only one
that finds Wilk's face at the plate hilarious?
Pop up by Wilkerson.
I'm not understanding your ellipses.
...and now I'm here
BB, 2 run single today.
He's 50/50 in good results today. Ichiro's gotten out today too, ya know.
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You're really rooting for him huh?
He's not on my shit list yet, no worries.
...and now I'm here
It's become a crusade
He's getting an unfair amount of hate for a community that seems to preach patience about small sample sizes.
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If Sexson wasn't on the team,
I bet there would be less of that hate. Having a Sexson clone that is struggling, even if it is SSS, is difficult to watch.
...and now I'm here
Erik back out for one more.
I think I like this...
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I'm pretty sure that one was the impersonator >:(
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working on it
(though it's not mine)
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
So, uh, ump
Gonna give Erik that inside corner today?
Today's better than opening day.
But he's still getting squeezed.
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I was at opening day, sixteen rows behind that ump.
I should have put a sharp object in his spine.
I agree, I watched the replay on TV
He was getting crazy squeezed, and it looked like it even while I was there in RF.
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I was so sure that Sexson was going to blow that at bat
that I made this to commemorate it:
But he showed that every now and again there are still fumes in the tank, so I gotta give him his due:

fumes?
He's 2 for 3! It's more like he's running on used vegetable oil.
by A Public Alias on Apr 8, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
But he pitches faster when he's got a runner on
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6IP 5R 3ER
Soooo not a bad start, defense let him down and the umpire was not giving him calls that he deserved.
Putzless bullpen in, game over.
Of all people,
you should be okay with it, yeah?
...and now I'm here
I have my reasons.
Besides, you got all got swept by the Orioles. How dangerous can you be? :P
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Fuck you very much, Crawford. Enjoy some bench.
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Me too, but not when he's playing the Mariners.
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Doug Davis:Scoreless 1st inning
Obviously Bedard needs to get cancer so he can pitch better.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Not nearly as funny as anal fissures.
...and now I'm here
Not only am I sure...
...I'm HIV Positive!
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm starting Davis today in fantasy
I didn't think he'd do well, but I also feel like I'd be an ass for benching a guy with cancer.
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hahahhaahahha
I love that scene.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
greatest opening scene in the history of drama ever
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Make Love, Not Warcraft begs to differ.
...and now I'm here
Wait, nevermind.
I suppose that was a better episode. But it's opening scene was nothing spectacular.
...and now I'm here
Yeah, definitely funny
but what the hell are you referencing?
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Because that episode is hilarious?
You aren't one of them N-G's are you? We don't tolerate those folk around here.
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The episode was hilarious.
I was just confused why the image was posted.
...and now I'm here
He clearly needs to pitch inside more
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Looks like it's a retainer that Erik has in his mouth.
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THAT IS DRIVING ME CRAZY WHAT'S IN HIS MOUTH??
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looks to me like a mouth guard
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Fuck confidence
We don't need confidence, we need competence.
Hyphen
is still missing.
Where in the world is Ryan-Rowland Smith?
I'm trying to figure out why Corcoran
in the 7th.. the guy that didn't make the roster out of ST... when you've got Green, RRS, and Lowe to finish things off......
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Also, hey, Carlos Pena is up.
Anyone wanna go tell RRS he should pitch?
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not the 8th inning yet
can use him, sleeping
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I swear, if we lose another 1-run game because of shitty bullpen work....
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Sims: "I'm impressed"
I'm not.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Am I the only one who can't unhighlight this post?
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Well, whatever happens, this should be entertaining.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Corcoran
Is due for a big fat sack of regression to the mean, I hope he doesn't get it today
Corcoran VS Pena:
This has McClusterfuck written aallll over it.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Ground ball pitcher. Not the best decision, but not terrible.
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I'm going to have "FUUUUUUUCK" standing by
For the rest of this inning.
...and now I'm here
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
So...
How'd RRS end up in the dog house?
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ZOMGHSJDFHJDSFKHSDFKJSDHFKSDFHKSDFSDKJFSDHKFHSDKFHSSD
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
HOLY SHIT
Upton was absolutely safe, but did he go batshit crazy or what?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
...and now I'm here
Safe or not
Lopez is the fucking man of the hour.
Go suck a big fat Pena, Maddon.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
I thought he was safe.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
I think Beltre blocked him with his knee
...and now I'm here
He was out! Wow!! Great play Beltre!!!
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I literally screamed with joy at that call.
Also: new thread
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As a sign of great things for the Rays
They actually have enough of a crowd to get some serious jeers for that call.
He was out
Beltre hit his hand with the glvoe before his foot touched the bag
lol
director obviously panicked
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
@ that fan with the double-barreled bird action. hahaha
NEW THREAD
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PLEASE...PLEASE....PLEASE
someone get a screen grab of that.

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