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4/8: Open Game Thread, Part 2

Brad Wilkerson. Take that mofos.

Eight games played, eight games in which Seattle has led.

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Damn right Matthew

Awful swing from Crawford. Woo

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it wrong

that I read this to the beat of Soulja Boy?

NVM, I don't need to ask.

Refuse to progress!!

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Erik,

Fly balls are bad.

Sincerely,
Everyone.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He was hurt, and his control was REALLY bad.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember when we used to average 150 comments a game?

Now we're averaging over 1100.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That is just a wicked pitch.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So that was destroyed.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Smash!

Enjoying the trade, Brett?

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK SHIT PISS

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn!

What the hell?

by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fantasy points.

More bendy things, Erik

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oops.

Damn it, Bedard, stop doing that.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shouldn't you be cheering for our demise?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH COME ON

That was a strike.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

his curve

fools the umps too.

by A Public Alias on Apr 8, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So uh, many of those were strikes.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well...

M's will continue the streak of losing games in which they lead...

by PLU Tim on Apr 8, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stop walking people.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Its only the third

this is going to be a long game.

by krb on Apr 8, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We should never assume anything is given to us.

We're Mariner fans, remember?

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why do I have the intuition that

that I'm going to want to kick you in the balls for that post after this AB?

Refuse to progress!!

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only bendy things please.

Gomes is a fastball only hitter.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haha, Randy Marsh

That gets me every time

by thenatural on Apr 8, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn it Richie.

Terrible throw

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck speed.

Refuse to progress!!

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

christ

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok that was sad.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bedard is going to put me on a rollercoaster this year

I'll swing from hating the HR's he serves up to immediately loving the curve, and then hatign the next hit.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God damn

Can't even get the guy on a pickoff.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

God damn ittttttt

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's what Bedard thinks of you, Gnome

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The lead.

We're about to lose it.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Way to get out of the way, Gomes.

Looked like you really wanted to avoid that one. Not like you were wearing elbow pads or anything.

Nope.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's cool

Bedard has it.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just get this last out already.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Take 2...

Aybar up, inning OVAH!

by redwolf75 on Apr 8, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You really need to stop this.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What? I don't want him to jinx it?

What's wrong with that?

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shhhhhh!

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you you mega-cunt.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God I hate Raul Ibanez

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOOO, Don't hit towards Raul

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU RAUL

Refuse to progress!!

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shite

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RAUL IBANEZ IS SHOWING OFF HIS RANGE

Fuck all.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCKING I WOULD'VE HAD THAT

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How is it Bedard's fault?

Richie + Raul = shitty defense = not Erik's doing.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Riggans homer was chance.

I'll spot you Pena.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It went only one row into the stands.

In a lot of other parks, that's just a long fly ball.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Raul.

Ok Mariners, you have an hour before I turn the tv off. Give me a reason not to.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That little hop thing Raul just did was snazzy.

He must be trying out for SwanLake or something

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jones...

FUCK FUCK FUCK

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well this is not awesome.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Radar gun is off. Check gameday.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Inning over.

Well, that sucked.

by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shocked Lopez didn't find a way to drop that

and subsequently throw the ball into the stands.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Inning OVAH!

I never specified when.

by redwolf75 on Apr 8, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUNGO PARTY!

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, Richie and Raul are the goats.

Richie for throwing a weak off-the-mark lob on a sure pickoff to end the inning, and Raul for having the range of an eighty-five year old.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Raul has range?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Raul and Fuck Richie

Should still be 3-2 with ~10 pitches less for Erik

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 8, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know what would be awsome?

If one of you master photoshoppers could make one of a "bat signal" only instead of a bat, it's Kenny Lofton.

by PLU Tim on Apr 8, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Refuse to progress!!

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Screw you for smiling, Sims

Blowers has the right idea.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So...

Eight games played, eight games in which Seattle has led.

And they've blown it darn near every time...

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Apr 8, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

excellent

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YUNI YUNI YUNI YUNI

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank god Scott Dohmann sucks.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fail.

Fuck.

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 8, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing a quick punctuation adjustment can't fix.

Yay for our good! Hi, ter(s).

Do you know anybody named Ter(s)?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

excellent

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hiter(s)?

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck yeah Lopez

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SQUEEEEEEZE

FUCK IT MAKE IT HAPPEN

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

False hope

Springs eternal

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 8, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woo lead!!

Refuse to progress!!

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Atta Baby Lopez

So far, you fucking rock

by marinator on Apr 8, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NICE SAC FLY

Jose Lopez circa 2007 doesn't do that

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Another good at bat by Lopez.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You shut your whore mouth.

Oh, and 4-1

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

4-2

The Riggins homer may have been chance, but it's still a homer.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SOOOO close

yay anyway

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good enough.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lopez is 1337.

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good enough.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So why are you cheering for the M's?

We all wish a grave death for the Angels season.

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No competition is boring.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beltre needs

someone to put a shock collar on him, and activate it everytime he chases a crappy pitch.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 8, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well at least KA

got a hit out of that swing.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Best way to use current roster

Raul> DH vs. RHP
Vidro>DH vs. LHP only
Jimerson> LF

Make it happen.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well if you keep swinging at those

you're going to get a hit from it here and there.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

"McLaren trying to figure out........ trying to figure anything out"

by Nick S on Apr 8, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAH KING AWESOME YEAH

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha what a horrible hit.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a shitty at bat.

Whatever, I like the result.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So where's the delay?

MLB.tv or Lookout Landing? I'm listening on the radio/watching on Yahoo GameChannel, and it seems like all the comments for plays come in a couple minutes after things happen.

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 8, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH SHIT

Almost

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you Raul

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CLAP CLAP CLAP

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only way it would be better is if the background orange was turned blue

but BRAVO

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love it.

But something deep inside of me is telling me to tell you to fuck off for misusing Griffey. Oh well, I'll suppress it.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh wait, you didn't.

Ignore.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was Griffey at first as well.

It's not.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IT wasn't Griffey.

It's Bonds Body. Orginal:

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

World Class athlete?

Or World Class Randy Winn Banana Route?

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

::closes his eyes::

The last time I saw someone make a play like that against us was Hamilton. That game didn't end well.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sweet Sacajawea

It's only the 4th.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah. On the one hand, I love Bedard's slow, methodical motion. Fun to watch

But on the other hand, I hate Bedard's slow, methodical motion. Painful to sit through

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good for me

Instead of missing half the game because of work, I only missed about 1/3rd.

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

K!!

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Step away from the ledge.

Detroit is 0-7

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus. SSS and all, but still...

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know why

but Detroit is starting to remind me of our horrific 2004 start.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOU GOT OWNED, BOY

Hey guys, I'm home.

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sounded like a nice catch

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 8, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jones makes that catch too

Ibanez does not.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh

Ichiro just shot Wilkerson that look for not getting out of the way.
Wilk is fucked

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jason Ellison

will be visiting Wilk's room tonight.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That string of posts sounds a little dirty

Jason Ellison will be visiting Wilk's room to cupcake him...

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or

Butt Rape

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poor guy.

Oh well, yay us! No more Wilkerson

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everyone seems to forget that

Iwamura played tons of second base in Japan

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now that they're called the Rays

in a few years they ought to change their logo into a sun beam.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thats an ugly mascot

Not Philly Phanatic ugly, but ugly nonetheless

by thenatural on Apr 8, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Philly Phanatic is a sexy beast

You shut your mouth.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On that note...

I withdraw my original comment

by thenatural on Apr 8, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holes exist for a reason

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another Rays pitcher?

Does Joe Maddon know it's only the 5th inning?

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It just makes the inevitable let-down

that much harder to deal with

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's his payback for us booing him

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to go out on a limb

and say that nobody that has ever started out 0-7 has ever made the playoffs.

by marinator on Apr 8, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, Brad Walkerson

I like him much better than Brad WilKKKKKerson

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

7 BB:6 K right now.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wilkerson, you

are no longer "Wilkersuck" in my eyes.

by redwolf75 on Apr 8, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like Wilkerson

Walks never slump

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 8, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Radial Nerve Irritation for Garza?

woah....that's not good. That's an MRI away from TJ surgery like bad.

by PLU Tim on Apr 8, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hell is Glover scared of?

Did he mistake Brad Wilkerson for Juan Pierre? Somebody get that man some glasses.

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Things aren't looking so up for Kenji

If he fouls off a meatball that juicy.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Crap

Bartlett defense paying off.

by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well I figured

That when I said "we" people would automatically think "everyone but Double06"

by marinator on Apr 8, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit.

He's trying. Nearly an infield hit earlier, and that liner there. Tough luck

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well

We got a good'n here huh...

by Slica on Apr 8, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad pitch.

Got lucky there.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Snore.

This is one boring game.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

New ballpark design.

Holy smokes that looks gorgeous.

by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gotta say

That's not a bad looking stadium. Can't wait to see it completed

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You can make it wet

If you really crank it...

by thenatural on Apr 8, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

o.O

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just getting in

How has Bedard looked?

by speedomike on Apr 8, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Overall solid.

Two HRs, BB, HBP, two pussy hits, and a Raul adventure in LF, and of course the Ks. Solid game.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

adequate and solid

Those are definitely words I was hoping we'd use to describe him....

by speedomike on Apr 8, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's never really been good in April

The best is yet to come

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ehh, up and down.

He's given up a couple of home runs (One of which was absolutely crushed), been giving up fly balls. His curve does look great today, though.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty good.

Gave up 2 long balls, pretty low pitch count considering some of the jams he's been in.

In other words, better than Opening Day but plenty of room to improve.

by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hooray!

I've finally convinced my dad that ERA is a lousy metric!

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

for now

Talk to him tomorrow. I have that breakthrough with my Paps all the time

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good Job. I gave up trying to convince my co-workers

I also had a LONG conversation about Derek Jeter, and it played out just like that newspaper article. "But he dives a lot!" etc.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit Jeter.

I have this argument all the time with my friends.

"He dives a lot! He's good!"

Me: He's always out of position! HE SUCKS!

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's extra bad because I'm in the car business

So I'm always arguing those points with people whose livelihood is based on convincing somebody that their opinion is right. Probably hilarious to watch for an outsider

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So this is a boring game

I wish Bedard were more exciting

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe it is the alcohol,

but I find this game pretty exciting.

by Schuxu on Apr 8, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm at work, and thus alcohol-less

and it is BORING

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like facing real offenses.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok the 2-0 pitch was a strike

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Crap crap crap

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn't raise his batting average.

Fail.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NO NOT NOW WITH GOMES

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh god Gomes scares me.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bendy things only Erik

BENDY THINGS ONLY

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just about ready to turn this one off.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stop walking people!

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Rays seem to be indifferent about getting hit by a pitch

They don't really try to move out of the way

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought I liked patient hitters.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously....

Gomes is in the same strike zone.

by PLU Tim on Apr 8, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCKSTICK

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh.

Not good, King Awesome. Not good at all.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YIKES

AND AWAAAAAAAAAAY

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HE WOULDN'T HAVE HAD IT ANYWAY

Throw to first!

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oops.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THERE ARE 4 LIGHTS!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I loved the Cardassians.

Gul Dukat was one of the greatest TV villains ever.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

The guy that plays him is a fantastic actor.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Garek

I love them both. Especially their battle of wits.

by batura on Apr 8, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

err Bashir/Garak/Section 31/Obsidian Order

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

I've been going through and watching every episode in order and I have to say Basir is my fav character due to

A) The chief hating him in the beginning
B) The Garak spy stuff that turns into Garak / Ducat rivalry
C) Section 31
D) Grimm calculator phase

by batura on Apr 8, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah know, I really really hated Bashir at first. But he grew on me.

His character had the biggest growth from beginning to end.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

I always loved him, even when he was a douche, and especially since Kira hated him. Like the "frontier medicine" part.

by batura on Apr 8, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Though I didn't hate him as I hated Ezri Dax.

So annoying.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The funniest part of that image is Worf.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God damn it Kenji!

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SON OF A BITCH

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear.... God...

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Where's that benny hill music?

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HATRED

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can blame him for throwing

but not for ignoring Yuni. A play that quick it is probably tough to notice the shortstop.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God I hate this team

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I normally stay out of the GTE, but I need to vent.

What the fuck!?! Is this little league? Kenji getting played with the double steal!?!?

by batura on Apr 8, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kenji

I don't like him as much as I used to.

by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Answers:

1) Our hopes and dreams
2) Brains
3) Soilent Greens

Whatever it is, it's not working.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, Bedard, you have to do everything yourself.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Four questions.

1) Do we allow a run if Bedard doesn't allow two walks.
2) Where was the strike zone and why wasn't Bedard hitting it?
3) Are we sure his hip is okay?
4) No, really, WTF is he chewing on?

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1) Doubt it.
2) He's clearly off today.
3) Hopefully.
4) No idea.

by redwolf75 on Apr 8, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Beltre throws to 1st instead of 2nd

No runs score.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was an effing little league play

No one past the age of ten should have done what Kenji did.

My girlfriend just arrived. I'm taking this as an opportunity to abandon the game for a while. I need to cool off.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Take your frustrations out on her

;)

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Both sides

of my ass already have bruises.
~Laura

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what's going to ice today?

Finding out at the end of the game that Bedard's hip is bothering him and he's going to land on the 15-day DL.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sonics going for #60 tonight

woo

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope they lose.

They need the best draft position they can get.

by redwolf75 on Apr 8, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice play.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bartlett....

Killing the M's.

by PLU Tim on Apr 8, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

McLaren takes notes:

tell...runners...to...steal...home...more...worked...for...rays...will...work...for...us...

by redwolf75 on Apr 8, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

:(

Sad but true

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uhhh that wasn't a strike last half inning, ump

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro!

I'm glad someone on this team isn't double fisting shit sandwiches tonight.

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The "Cornholed by God" table

11 - Sneezed with two-fisting shrimp salad. You are blind.
12 - Sneezed while two-fisting with Sodomy Bikers. Paraplegic.

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 8, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

Encourage stealing....that's something the M's need.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, it actually worked!!

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Back from the store...

And I see we are being outsmarted ONCE AGAIN.

What does a Japanese person with Down Syndrome look like? What do they look like in a catcher's mask?

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 8, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes,

Hit-and-run!

by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh my god.

A hit and run.

It worked.

Mind aspolded.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sweet.

Tie this fucker up again.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rays fans doing the wave

Serves you assholes right.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A McLaren hit-and-run actually worked

It's almost like those performing it were actually qualified for a hit-and-run this time.

by edddgar on Apr 8, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Drive a run in here Beltre.

Or I'm done with this game.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck I hate this team

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay, Raul time.

Show us what DH is supposed to mean.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Drive a run in here Ibanez.

Or I'm done with this game.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok I think I finally understand why people do hit and runs

even though they're dumb.

That was so pretty looking!

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yikes.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lopez is at 2nd?

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

How'd Lopez get to 2nd?

by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well Beltre has been absolutely horrible today

I'm not going to call you King Awesome until you fix this.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What's this, now?

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lopez is awesome

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow. Good eye.

Great job.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nickname of the year

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok that was fucking awesome Lopez.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh...

Nice work Lopez. Heads up.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was badass

Ballsy, but badass

by edddgar on Apr 8, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sneaky sneaky. I love it.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Huh. If they win with that run

That may be a mariner moment. At least a runner up.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The write up would be.

"Um... What?"

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA the replay!

Loafie just tiptoed halfway to 2nd, and then took off once he saw the rookie catcher didn't notice.

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Give it up Rays.

Lopez is safe at second.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ok get on with it

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woo!

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Apr 8, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh....

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here comes Richie again.

Lets see what happens now.

by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We can't score more than 4 runs a game.

We've only done it once this year.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Richie batting.

PLEASE THROW A WILD PITCH

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Drive a run in here Richie.

Or...yeah you get the picture.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Walking Raul to get to Richie

if this were 2006 the Rays would be so fucked.

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2006 was a great year for Richie Sexson

2007, on the other hand, was not.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ball 1.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Somebody hold me again.

I'm scared

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gently caress

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I swear, I will not boo Richie for at least one month

if he can homer here.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hell, just plate the runners

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was awesome

but not awesome enough to keep me from booing.

BTW... Do you really think Tourettes Guy died? I have a nagging suspicion they're lying because they tried to start a rumor that he didn't want to make any more after the Bob Saget clip. I think they just wanted to retire the whole thing without having a bunch of negative reaction from stopping the the series.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably not. I think you've got it right. I miss his antics, though

"Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed in the seat, and hid my keys?!"

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, SHIT

SHIT!!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, F that.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mariners OBP today=.500

Rays OBP=.360

5-4 Rays

Ah the power of HRs and shitty D

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 8, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bullshit!!

That's a fucking ball!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BASE FUCKING HIT RICHIE

!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn straight!!

Big Richie is back!!!

by marinator on Apr 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SEXSON

YOU SON OF A BITCH

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LJhjFfOoigJGbgop[dfkgkaoehkab

Pussy hits!

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SEXSON!!

Or rather, IWAMURA!!!

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hellw as that?

Awesome.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES

RICHIE ACTUALLY PRODUCES WHEN WE NEED IT HOLY SHITBALLS

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT WE GOT LUCKY!

TV STAYS ON!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love work.

BLOOOOOOP.

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Apr 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YES RICHIE SEXSON

YES SOFT LINERS FOR THE GOD DAMN WIN

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AND LOPEZ SCORES TOO!

MARINER MOMENT 2008!

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Big Richie!

Earlier in the game I said that if Richie came through (last time) with the bases loaded and got 2 RBI, I wouldn't boo him for the rest of the week.

Deal, Rich.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That works

Iwamura would have had to make a sweet catch to snag that.

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Funk Bloop!

by ConorGlassey on Apr 8, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I like this.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clutch singles of London!

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

fnwefnwvnwsvnwsc ninvinv

wooooooooooooooooooo

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 8, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No way

This is a perfect day for EOF to get his confidence back, we have to go with him.

by edddgar on Apr 8, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Besides,

there's some lefties coming up and Bedard told me he's not 100%

by edddgar on Apr 8, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SEASON HIGH FOR RUNS

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Soooo disappointing

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You had to say.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*it.

I hate it when I don't finish my sent

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

god it took me so long so scroll down this thread

that sexson came out of his frozen carbonite to get a clutch hit? curse you, slow browser!

by sandalfan on Apr 8, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's try a reverse call:

I predict Brad Wilkerson will NOT get on base.

by redwolf75 on Apr 8, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You are not allowed to do this anymore.

Please throw yourself into the vat of acid. Take Player A with you.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you make a prediction at an LL night.

I will punch you in your testicles as hard as I can.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

eunuch?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love it

Get 'em good 'n tired for the rest of the set

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 8, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

got his first hit of the year yesterday

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 8, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet.

One less hit before he takes over in right field.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sexson

.269/.424/.400???

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

err

.500

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well.

That's not a surprise.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

...

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pop up by Wilkerson.

I'm not understanding your ellipses.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BB, 2 run single today.

He's 50/50 in good results today. Ichiro's gotten out today too, ya know.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're really rooting for him huh?

He's not on my shit list yet, no worries.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's become a crusade

He's getting an unfair amount of hate for a community that seems to preach patience about small sample sizes.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Sexson wasn't on the team,

I bet there would be less of that hate. Having a Sexson clone that is struggling, even if it is SSS, is difficult to watch.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, uh, ump

Gonna give Erik that inside corner today?

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Today's better than opening day.

But he's still getting squeezed.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was at opening day, sixteen rows behind that ump.

I should have put a sharp object in his spine.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree, I watched the replay on TV

He was getting crazy squeezed, and it looked like it even while I was there in RF.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

About time he got a call

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh hey

Umps actually giving Bedard that 3rd strike call.

by Gomez on Apr 8, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was so sure that Sexson was going to blow that at bat

that I made this to commemorate it:

But he showed that every now and again there are still fumes in the tank, so I gotta give him his due:

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 8, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fumes?

He's 2 for 3! It's more like he's running on used vegetable oil.

by A Public Alias on Apr 8, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Erik, put him away!

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But he pitches faster when he's got a runner on

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

6IP 5R 3ER

Soooo not a bad start, defense let him down and the umpire was not giving him calls that he deserved.

Putzless bullpen in, game over.

by marinator on Apr 8, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stop ****ing walking people!

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Of all people,

you should be okay with it, yeah?

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I have Bedard in fantasy. :(

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, got it.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

An "optimistic" Angel fan

would predict 10 walks for Bedard.

by redwolf75 on Apr 8, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have my reasons.

Besides, you got all got swept by the Orioles. How dangerous can you be? :P

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doug Davis:Scoreless 1st inning

Obviously Bedard needs to get cancer so he can pitch better.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm starting Davis today in fantasy

I didn't think he'd do well, but I also feel like I'd be an ass for benching a guy with cancer.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahhaahahha

I love that scene.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, nevermind.

I suppose that was a better episode. But it's opening scene was nothing spectacular.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why?

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my thoughts exactly

not enough hate today?

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NAGGERS

Randy Marsh: Oh...uh...Whoops!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, definitely funny

but what the hell are you referencing?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because that episode is hilarious?

You aren't one of them N-G's are you? We don't tolerate those folk around here.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The episode was hilarious.

I was just confused why the image was posted.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why not?

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God dammit

When is JJ coming back?

by thenatural on Apr 8, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh.

Kenji you are not impressing me today.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God I hate Kenji.

Free Jeff Clement

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Say it again and...

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit.

Norm's giving Corco advice.

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wrong Corco, Norm

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like it's a retainer that Erik has in his mouth.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THAT IS DRIVING ME CRAZY WHAT'S IN HIS MOUTH??

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pretty sure it's a retainer.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your dad.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CHEW???

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 8, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

looks to me like a mouth guard

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 8, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck confidence

We don't need confidence, we need competence.

by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hyphen

is still missing.

Where in the world is Ryan-Rowland Smith?

by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm trying to figure out why Corcoran

in the 7th.. the guy that didn't make the roster out of ST... when you've got Green, RRS, and Lowe to finish things off......

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 8, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs